Duck Call Room - Uncle Si, You Just Got Ghosted

Episode Date: March 4, 2021

If Willie listens to this, things could get awkward fast. Si issues an apology to fans, but his remorse is short-lived. The boys try to solve the mystery of who sent Si 72 cans of Mr & Mrs T. They also share stories about the time Godwin dyed his beard and the weirdness that happens when Si uses an iPhone. John-David slams into his friend's truck, and that reminds Martin of the time Godwin backed into his truck while they were on the phone. Si closes it out with golf tips, the secret to his famous tea, and a Bible verse (complete with sound effects) for people who mess with old folks. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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room YouTube channel. So y'all have asked and we're coming through with, I wish people would quit texting texting me. Don't they know you're working. Yeah, don't they know I'm trying to watch fishing and do a podcast? I mean, I'm only one man. I can only do so much here. But.

Boom, bo, boom, boom, boom. But anyway, so like and subscribe, do all of that good stuff. And here we go. Let's get into it. So I am going to be honest. If I seem a little distracted today, I'm watching. Look, that thing has been there for three months, and I ain't hit it yet. I'm watching my buddies fish for $300,000 to catch a bass.

$300,000? The winner gets $300,000. Hey, who wound your clock this day? Huh? What? Who wound his clock today? Well, I know if my buddies win $300,000, I'm at least going to get a $20. You're not getting it.

What? You are in high gear right now. You said 30 minutes worth of podcast in like a minute. I mean, I'm not. Hey, who said your clock yesterday? Yeah. We want to talk about clocks. Let's talk about you yesterday, no show Jones.

What are you talking about? So for the listeners. Well, hey, yesterday. Nobody let me know we had one. And we tried, and your phone was off the hook. No, my phone was dead. No, it said... He is not entering calls at this time.

That's right. That means he looked at it and put it down. Yeah. Uh-uh, I, I, ah, I, ah, ah. My wife just got something that hooked up last night that made my phone available. That's what I'd have said. Okay.

No, no. What is that even? It wasn't even hanged. My phone has not been lit up for like a week. Also, you need to fire your handler. If your handler doesn't get you to places on it, time, then he's not a handler. No, I'll dock his pay. Can he still be?

I'll dock his pay. Can he still be on the podcast? This one, oh, matter of fact, I'll see him later today. I will, you know, we'll have a little, uh, make sure you have a little meeting. Yeah. Hey, we're going to have to come to Jesus and meet me and my handler. So now who's fired up. Yeah, I do have a question.

What kind of phone do you have? Is it a flip phone? Do you know to plug it in? I've got two phones. One in the bedroom, sitting in a hole. and one in the living room sitting in the holder. And when they're working, they have a red light on. Oh, like a house fire.

Right. Mine for about five days have no light. Okay. You have to charge a househouse? Did you have done a podcast yesterday? We tried. We were going to. To the fan, to the sidekicks and the cool people, I apologize.

I didn't know about it. No, we didn't do it. The sidekicks and the cool people were involved. Scratch out of apology. When you're not here. It's not needed. There's one person that if they don't show up, we're like, I guess we'll come back tomorrow, and it's you.

If any of us don't show up, we just go out the warehouse and find somebody. That's like if we all go somewhere in a plane and it crashes. Uh-oh. I've been upon one of these. There's an upper-sye and four unknowns dying plane crash. We're not unknowns. We're just others. That's the headline.

Well, hey, unknowns. Uncle sigh, three others and two pilots gone. And three others. There's three others. Yeah, okay. I and Willie both say that every time you get on a plane with them. They're like, well... Hey, look, I've had some close encounters with planes.

Oh, guarantee. Me and Willie had this discussion on the tarmac after we experienced what the pilots described to the flight people, whoever they are, is extreme turbulence. Oh, no, no, no, no. Mine was worse than extreme turbulence. Y'all, I look up there in front, and the one-shell is spider-webbed. all across it.

What'd y'all hit? What'd y'all hit? It just cracked. Oh. The plane wins you? Huh? The plane, hey, yeah, in front of the pilot. I'm out.

And he's going to told Philip, look, hey, hand me him sunglasses because I don't want that glass to get in my eye when it comes to do the second one. And he said, hey, but don't worry about it. He said, look, once it bust, we're going to pass out. He said, but then when we drop to the right altitude, we'll come awake. And I said, yeah, I can see it now.

pass out and when we wake up we're just in time to see the crash and be an eye witness warrant I didn't know we were going to get thanks a lot don't even bother waking me up that's a good point I didn't know we were going to get into plane crashes today oh well

it just hit me when you all said that let's face it that's what this whole podcast is it's a wild ride oh my goodness hey we started out talking huh speaking of that of the song you know, the ride.

But that's talking about walking. Hey, yeah. It's a long ride, a long walk and asked for some, would you like a ride? You rode up there. Tell us about your music career in three minutes or less.

Let's hear what you got. Hey, hey, it was the pits. We had an email asking for more songs. Hey, don't ever try to get into the music business. Especially when you can't sing. Well, no, no. Or play an instrument. I can sing.

I just start. I'm starting too late, boys. Hey, there ain't, there ain't no music career for a 65-year-old, okay? Oh, that's great. So for any of our elder listeners who are... Hey, don't go there. It ain't worth it. If you're getting a discount and can shop at the grocery store from 7 to 8 by yourself right now during these trying times,

do not start a music career. Life advice from... A touring musician might not be in your future. Hey, they're looking for the young and healthy. Well, you're healthy. Yeah, but the young's out. He's healthy now. He's back, baby.

Did you bring? Oh, you did bring your backpack today, so that's good. Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, but I'm trying to, you know, bounce it out here. Yeah, I like that. I only need, only one I need it, J.D. You look good.

When you were playing music, what was your favorite song to sing? The only one I ever sang that I really enjoyed was by the great, you know, George Jones. Oh, so just like you. Oh, no show Jones yesterday. Yeah. All right. That makes sense. Yeah.

He stopped loving her today, boys. Hey. Yeah. The greatest song that has ever been written. Is that one? No one will ever top that one, I'm telling you. You think so? Hey.

It is a solid. I know so. Okay. That's a good one. George is the man. George is the man. That's right. George Jones is the man.

No, no. Hey, look, my singing career was pretty good. I think, well, we made three. 300 grand there first year. But can you call it a career? It's more like a hobby. 300 grand. Well, hey, that's the reason I've done it. It was fun. I got it. And I got in front of the fans again. I got you. And say, look, now you can sit here and talk to them. You ain't even got to go nowhere.

That's the best part of this gig. And nobody or know how bad you are at singing. Well, hey. I bought a piano off Amazon once if we want to try and run it back. Can you, no? Absolutely not. That's the bad part all about. He didn't even wait on that. Hey, that's the bad part about this music business.

I've got, what, four guitars at the house. Can't play a one of them. Yeah, that cost me a bunch of money. One of them was a gift. And it's actually signed by Willie Nelson. Okay. A dobro. That's awesome.

And, hey, I got all four of them guitars sitting in a stack at the house and can't play them. That dobro is pretty high. Oh, no, it's kind of expensive. Oh, yeah. And it was a gift. I was just talking about the other three. Hey, the other three, one of them I got at a discount, okay, and this is an expensive guitar.

And then the other two, I actually paid for it, and lay up in the thousands. Oh. So, hey, them little music instruments are expensive. My Amazon piano is $95, I think. Well, I might get me a keyboard and try to learn how to play that. It's tough. No, that's good.

If you play the keyboard, at least you can do it sitting down. No, no, I ain't no waste no more money. Because, hey, it ain't going to happen. Look, we got a band here. If you learn to play the keyboard, we got Gobwin on the trumpet. He's a trumpet player. I've heard him. There's an email about that today.

You need to bring your trumpet. Hold on. For one of the podcast. I hate to jump to segment four or whatever it is. But Dustin Kirby, nope, wrong one. Dustin Kirby asked something else. Saul Anthony, he said,

I'm still waiting for Goblin to bring his trumpet. Yeah, you need to do that. I'd have to find it now. Well, hey. People are clamoring for Godwin to bring his trumpet. This is the order from headquarters. Yeah. Bring it.

It's your trumpet. Saul is headquarters. It's your champion. Shine that baby up and get ready. Look. Hey, because I want to hear you play. The same is going to marching in. You're a very humble man, but this is your chance to teach your own more.

Okay. Hey. Plus, I want to hear you play. You got a week to practice. Oh, I'd have to practice. Well, I'd have to practice. Hey. Because it was a long time before I played it on that cruise,

and I was like, who, well, now, here's the thing that the fans don't know about this man right here. What's the thing? He's lived a pretty full life. Trumpet player. Trumpet player. Bull rider. Bull rider. Motorcross runner.

No, he wasn't a runner. Let's not get that. Well, hey, I called, wom, wab, wah, wab, yeah. Yeah, he's running on that time. I ain't running on that. The flying fleet. So, hey, looks are deceiving, is all I'm saying. Well, that was 100 pounds ago.

I don't think weight matters for trumpets. No? See, he was saying that was 100 pounds ago. I'm looking forward, but maybe I'll get 100 pounds. You don't weigh 100 pounds? Yeah, yeah. It is. Hey, it is.

He got 100 pounds of Bluebell right there around his waistline. Appetite is back. Hey, Bluebell? Black walnut. Hey, where is that bread? You said he's going to bring us some bread. My wife's out of town. If that's why I look tired, my wife is out of town.

I got three by myself, so I'm not the baker either. Oh, that reminds you. You need to look up, J.D., and find out if Mr. and Mrs. T's Bloody Mary Mix is fattening. Yeah. Look that up, and we'll take our first break. We'll be right back after this. All right. All right.

All right. what that means, that means more outside cook. And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here. And that's what, because of our friends over at Tritels Beef, makes such a good product, ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson, would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef come to him. But with Tritale's Beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Triedails comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth

generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritails Beef.

I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. So look, here's the funny thing. You know, the last podcast we talked about, or like the last three,

we've talked about size infatuation with Mr. and Mrs. T's bloody merrimic. And last time he asked for somebody to send him some in the big bottles or in the cans. The big cans is what he wanted. Well, we walk out, unbeknownst to us, we walk out of here and go to the front door of the office. And there are 72 cans of Mr. and Mrs. T's sitting at the front death. And the secretary said, hey, get the junk out of here out of my office. Yeah. It was just sitting there.

Which I was gladly to do. That a fan sent to us, so if you're listening to this and you're the one that sent it, send us an email. We want to send you something back for thinking of Si. So we want to send you a thank you gift for thinking of Si. Because he's already drank, according to him, have a case of it. So 12? That was five days ago.

Yeah. No, no. I'm telling you, I love that stuff. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's good. I mean, I'm proud of you doing. And look, I think it's healthy for you, too.

Well, that's vegetable juice. It can't be bad for you. It can be unhealthy. Now, maybe drinking a half a case in five days is probably. Maybe you ought to put some water in there. Well, that's really nice, J.D. about, you know. I got a basketball coming out here, boys. I got, you know.

He can tell. Slow it down, boys. He can say, I've had my vegetables. Aside, did you know yesterday by you not showing up just sent the rest of the day into a tailspin? Oh, was it a tailspin? Not for me per se, but for our boy, Jody D right there, it went from bad to worse after you didn't show up.

So my wife's out of town, right? That's not that bad of a thing. She's going to having a fun time with her friends. But I got the three kids. They're all under six. So, like, I'm... You've got your hands for it. I've done my stretches.

Like, I'm ready for the afternoon. My buddy comes over, because I got to run to Willie's house. So he comes over the house and my, hey, watch these kids for three minutes. I'll be right back. go get in my car but I'm like I'll just take my wife's car it's sitting there put it in reverse and just slam into the back of my friend's truck perfect he was right behind me and I just never thought about it I've done that before so now you got to ask to fix it well see here's what was weird so like now I'm like here

I'll pay for my bad like tore his bumper up bust a light out of Allison's car I'm just you know the the noise you hear when you back into somebody's car oh yeah that crunching it don't over You're not. It's just like, he shouldn't have pulled behind you. See? So I've heard this story.

And them dollar signs start rolling in front of your eyes. Oh, yeah. So my friend, he starts trying to tell me he's sorry. He shouldn't have parked there. And I'm like, bro. He's locked your hand. He didn't, though.

I just didn't see it in one mirror. And so I'm telling Martin this morning. The story. I'm like, I feel bad because he legitimately feels like it's partially his fault, but I just slammed into him. And then Martin tells me that Godwin would agree that it was the man who parked behind somebody's fault. Can we hear what happened? Look, or somebody parked here and you're going to park.

I'm going to remember this when you parked behind Phil and he just crushes your answer. Oh, I ain't parking behind here. Hold on, no, Martin's. I've seen him. Just wait. No, no. Hey, this is live at Duckabandah. This is the kind of thing that happened.

Just wait. So Martin says, oh, no, Godwin, Godwin back right into you. So did something happen between y'all? No. Did something happen between y'all's vehicle? Did something happen between y'all's two's vehicles? Not mine. I was in that big four-wheel drive.

That's what I thought. So I want to hear Martin's out of the story. Here's what makes it even better. I was on the phone with God when he backed into my truck. We were sitting there talking. We were still out at the land moving duck decoys or something around. He was leaving, coming back up here to build duck calls. I was on the fall with him.

We was talking about work. And they said, I know. He said, oh, no. I said, what? He said, why did you park behind me? Oops. Oops. It wasn't like a driveway.

Like he pulls in. He pulled halfway over and left a little bit, sticking out. That's kind of what my friend did too. Yeah. Gave you plenty of room had you just looked. But he did. He said, why did you park behind me?

He said, I wasn't a done that. And then he said, well, good night. When did you move your truck? I said, I've been with you all morning. I ain't moved that truck. It was everybody's fault, but he is. He went full-blown Robertson on that one. It was transfer the blame.

Like, no, you're out. It ain't my fault. That's a buff right out. Yeah. That's a buff right. My friend did the opposite. He was trying to claim it. And I was like, will you please just be mad at me?

Because I feel stupid. He's like, no, man, I should have told you I was there. And I was like, whatever. That's a good friend. I said, but I know for a fact when he's sitting at some mechanic shop later this week getting stuff fixed, he's going to be mad at me then and that'll make me feel a little better. What are you doing, by the way? He's housekeeping. Well, size.

He's housekeeping. Size is playing with a lot of things while we're telling these stories. You didn't do what you was told. Oh. Get that lock. I got to get that lock up. You wouldn't let me break. We have a case.

For those of you listening, we found a case, a display case of two pistols, and he's showing them to you, if you're watching on our YouTube channel. And he said, get them out of there. I said, well, I'll just break the case. He goes, no, get a key. And I said, I don't have a key.

And since he told me that, he's drank 12 cans of Bloody Mary mix, and I haven't opened it. Hey, get a lock, Smith. I don't like that thing. Send me the bill. I want to see me the bill. able to get to them 45s.

We have a gun situation. This is what we do in the breaks. Let's talk about that. Oh, unbelievable. So did you have a good day yesterday? Break the glass. Did I have it? He won't let me break the glass.

Would you let us, if we get a sticker that says in case of emergency, break glass. Can we break it? No. It's an emergency. I was just saying, tell him. That's right. If he does that, he's going to buy a brand new case.

Do you want the case? the guns. I want to be able to get those guns in my hand, JD. And I just noticed, JD, they said you did it last time. Haircut and beer trim. You clean up pretty good, Kit. Hey, we went through a... Now he's

trying to sweet talking. Now I'm going to have to... Now that you're telling me how handsome I am. Well, hey, no. I told you, hey, get the thing unlocked with the locksmith people and send me the bill. Unbelievable.

That is true, though. We did go through a whole episode where I lost like three pounds of hair and nobody said anything about it. And then I come in today and say goes, when did you get a haircut? Well, no, no. And a beer trail. Like two weeks ago.

He had that old black hat on it way down over his eyes last time. He couldn't see nothing. If you'd have been here yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. You would have noticed yesterday? Yesterday. Monday, you would have noticed.

All my trouble seems so far away. Oh, here we go. The Beatles, boys. It's copyright. All right. But yes, I did trim my hair up for a valent. I said I was going to do it for Valentine's Day. Have I ever seen you with a suit on?

Probably at a wedding of... Did you go to Sadie's wedding? One of our family members. Yeah, but I mean, there was a thousand people there, so, hey, I don't even remember if I've seen JD. Yeah. He probably cut out pretty early. Oh, I did. I guarantee.

You weren't on the dance more? As soon as I do, wow. I bet he didn't cut out no earlier than me. I was there late. Hey, I left her. I wear a suit. I wear a suit every once in a while, but I'm a pretty casual guy. But when I cut my hair and trim my beard, like, me and my wife got a beauty and the beast thing going when I'm doing the homeless thing.

But when I do this, people kind of like, oh, I get it now. Well, I don't remember. I haven't met your wife or have him. He's not quite so ugly. Have you ever met his wife? Have you met my wife? Because, yes, because I'm wondering who's the beauty and the beast here. You've gone to church with her for 25 years.

Well, hey, look. Who knows? Tell me a picture of your wife, John. Now we're getting weird to everybody. So for those listening, I'm now pulling up a picture of my wife. Hey, that's it. There's the animals. Y'all keep on.

We're watching fishing. Y'all, we're just looking at pictures of my family. Look, there's a picture of my wife. Yeah. Y'all took this. Oh, okay. Whoops. Well, you're the beast.

Yeah. See? What are y'all doing? This thing's getting off track. That's getting off track. Anyway, I have a very beautiful wife and now I've kind of hair for her. I will agree with that. What's that?

That he out kicked his. coverage too. He's got a beautiful woman. We all need. And that's why I cut my hair because I do it once a year. Here's what I tell you about everyone sitting in this room right here. We're all great salesmen. We sold ourselves to our wives.

We convinced them that this was a good product. Knowing full well, it was about half broken. So, there you go. But they bought it anyway. And if you back your car into somebody else, it's their parker's fault. Especially if you're talking to the individual behind you.

I don't even know what that means. I have no idea where we're going. You know what's behind us segment, too. Let's take another break. Take a break. Thank you. Dang, looking at that TV screen, my beard looks particularly gray today. Hmm.

Okay. Hey, everybody getting long? Their tooth is right here, boys. Mine looks great, too. No, it doesn't. I can't wait to have gray hair. Guy, when you remember, that's a funny story. You want to talk about one?

Guy, I remember when you died that thing. you remember that his goatee you don't have you ever seen him with a dive goatee? that was on the the banelli show

on the outdoor channel you were a slick looking dude with that it was like black here was the funny thing I'm gonna tell you my perspective then I'll let gobbin say it but they were accusing

goblin of flaring ducks and by they I mean Phil sigh jays oh no no no no no no don't put me in there on that because I wasn't in there

that because they were saying the same thing about me okay well let's go with phil yeah has anybody looked at phil's beard in the last 10 years oh i've noticed it very good that's because it stands out yeah oh no it's spanish moss yeah but but hey you know has anybody ever looked at the blind that we hunt in on the on one end and on the other end the only open places on the blind are where Phil set and we're Jason sets. Yeah. They're open, ball open. You can play football down there. Yeah. The rest of us look like a bunch of turtles coming out of the shade.

That's right. Then everybody's saying, oh, you flared them ducks, Uncle's I. Get up under that roof. That's what they always saying. Get up under that roof. But they were blaming Godwin's big old white. But it's not, I mean, square inches, it ain't that much. Phil's whole face is white. And Godwin gets hung with it. Well, you're flaring duck. Yeah. I mean, look at this. So he died it. I died it.

I don't remember it, but you probably, you know, became doctor. To me, if I'd have seen you with a black goatee, you'd have been Dr. Gowlin to me. Dr. Godman. And then you're saying. The next thing out of your voice, out of your mouth would be, hey, lay down on the couch and tell me what you're probably. What? I went home. Psychiatrist.

I went home. Policy. What happened? I said, well, I died it. You died? She says, don't do that. don't do that she said snow on the roof fire in the furnace snow on the roof fire in the furnace

I don't even know what that means well oh hey for goblin there's more of snow on the door because there ain't been nothing on that roof in the wall no yeah the roof is gone roof is gone the roof is gone boy I'm trying to find a picture of Godwin with the brown grotie and so far I haven't found any but I did just see sigh in a squirrel costume Google is a scary place I don't remember a squirrel costume or a rabbit

A squirrel It looked like a squirrel No I wasn't a squirrel It had to be a white Was it white? No it was brown Brown Yeah you dressed up as a squirrel

For Duck Dynasty I think I don't remember that boys I'm pretty sure you do He lived a lot of times The mine's going boys Yeah here it is all of it You don't remember That's you right there

And that is a squirrel That's Chester All I see is me. All the other stuff is peripheral. It's black. That is most assuredly you. With a squirrel costume. He said that don't look how much different.

That just looks like me. I don't know what you're talking about. That's real different. Hey, there's a lot of episodes, though. You couldn't possibly remember them all. No, not a chance. I still, people tell me, and I don't even remember them. I consider myself to have a pretty fair memory.

So it's like. All right. The best one to me on that was one I had to do. Willie handcuffed to me. Yeah. We get a lot of it. That was a funer. Oh, no, no.

Hey, I had that clown right where I wanted you. That was a good one. Especially when you went to take a leak. No, no. Yeah. Well, you just peeing on my hand. Well, move your hand. Anybody back into a truck, move your truck,

pee on your hand, move your hand. Yeah, it's always somebody else's fault. Hey, Robertson thing is, first thing is, okay, you've got to assist who to blame. And it ain't ever another Robertson. Hey, that's it. Oh, we don't ever admit it. I ain't been down there in six months.

And fat boys sunk my boat. Well, what I do? Because I know when he says in fat boys, it's a collective me and gobby. And then the other one was too many honeybonds, boys. Too many honeybonds. Oh, Lord, have mercy. I'm excited about God and Gray, though. I'm excited about springtime.

Me too. What's in the spring? Everything. What ain't in the spring? What do you mean? What? is the deal with springtime. He said he's excited.

I said I'm excited about going gray. He said he's excited about springtime. I was just saying, what about it? Yeah, but hey. Because there is an explosion of life. Amen. Cropi goes to. No, no, no, no.

People, I'm telling you, you know, the wintertime, everything is dull gray. You know, there's no, no flowers, no green, no that. If you don't watch, okay, springtime will be there and you missed it. Yeah. Well, what I love about it is it's, you get like evidence of the resurrection in nature.

No, no, no, no, no. You know what I'm saying? That's one reason I have no problem believing them dead men can be raised. Amen. Okay, I'm serious. It's springtime when springtime hits. Because like I'm driving, driving up here.

Yeah. Everything is dull gray. It's like the next day. I'm driving up, here's flowers all in the top of the trees, birds and bees going everywhere. No, it's unreal. Everything was dead. Then there was life and the life abundantly.

And then life matures, everything goes on, and all of a sudden it dies again and it's raised again. It happens every year. Everything is, yeah, yep, yep. Oh, I love it. Other than that yellow stuff, it comes off in trees. Now, that stuff would be pretty rude. Okay. You don't realize how much of that junk is in the air.

You know, my truck is black and camouflaged. When pollen, I mean, I've come out in my hood is solid yellow. Look like a school bus. Hey, with grains of pollen. It's no good. And people have allergies on that stuff, and they are having a time, buddy. Yeah, when you get to the lake and see that pollen on. on the water?

No, no. Yeah. That's another thing. Yeah. It comes off him. Solid yellow. Solid yellow. Like a cloud.

Yeah. That's when you know them crappies is biting. Oh, yeah. When that water turns yellow, you're like, yeah, they're biting that. What's today's date?

Today's February the 26th? 26th or 27th? This is the 26th, and this will air March 4th, so now you're on to us, people. March is. You've caught us. March is on the way, boys,

and then it's. What is that? Here we come, boy. What were you doing there? He caught one. Oh, okay. Well, some people are listening. He caught him one.

About a pound and a half. About a pound and a half. It won't be long now, boys. Like a long-tail cat in a room full of rocking chair. Gobbin, you've already been catching them, though, haven't you? Yeah. How many days a week do you go fishing? Well, I ain't been since the snow, but.

Well, that's true. We got snow done. I don't go. I go on the weekends when I can't. Oh, stone's got to show me a picture of our deer in the snow. I don't know what that means. He got a big buck in the snow. Stone's not even here.

Beautiful picture. I hadn't seen it yet. All right, boy. I sound like I got the same. I can't help it. It's a beautiful picture, but I hadn't seen it yet. Oh, he's already told me how pretty it is. Hey.

Oh, let me tell you something, boys, beautiful picture. What does it look like? I don't know what I ain't saying. You can't just send it to you? Well, he ain't got a cell phone. I ain't got a phone. Can I get you a flip phone? No.

Please? No. Okay. You'll waste your money. It won't work. It won't work. No, I'm there. It will not work.

Why will it not work? It'll work. No. You just got to know how to work it. I had my granddaddy a cell phone for like three weeks and it never worked either. There was a flip phone on my countertop at the house. what's the phone number tell it to the world

I have no idea okay it won't work anyway okay trust me she's on about three for you three yeah

and hey look here I'd point I was my music career is going on I'd go out for a gig land some airport I actually have a Cy Robertson's cell phone number in my phone

let's get it heck no I'll have to turn off fish it won't work yeah you know I was laying and then I'd be waiting and tell me, uh-oh, and, uh, you know, they tried to make it idiot-proof. So here you got a phone.

Best, $1,000 phone. The new one, $1,000. Okay. You had an iPhone? Yeah. So they tried to make it idiot proof. So they made me a phone list that they put in this phone, and they showed them. Bridget and Marcia showed it.

See this button here? I said, yep. She said, that's called the home button. Ponce, press it. Oh, he'd back on that iPhone 6 bag, son. I can't have no home button in a minute. I press it, you know. The menu comes up.

Yeah. Phone list, press that. The phone list comes up. So all you got to do is scroll down and whoever you want to call. If you want to call Bridget Taylor, here's the number. All you got to do is press her name. And the phone starts ringing. When I tried to call them, it's dialing on the stupid phone.

It's running across the face of the phone saying, darling darling and then it says uh still just it never it would never get out of dialing mode did you ever put it up and hear if it was ringing oh no no no it was ringing oh no no no it was ringing so they just didn't answer no they were screening him no no no no no no no no so no no no because look hey big dab i tried i tried for about 15 minutes then finally what i'm waiting on is a fan to come up say hey can i take a picture with you and i I said, yes, you can. We're going to make a trade here.

I'm going to let you take a picture, but you've got to call this number first. They call it on their phone. Bridges says, hey, where are you at? And I said, I'm already at the airport. She said, I've been waiting for you called. I said, hey, I've been trying. I finally had to get a fan.

And she said, I know because I didn't recognize the number. I think you just need somebody to, I think I could set you up the phone. It would not work, JD. I'd love to text with some. I think it would be, I would love it. Oh, no, hey, you would never get an answer. No, I just think you'd be sitting at home. Hey, hey, like I told you before, I love technology.

Now, here's where technology is gone. The phone used to be for you dial the number, and somebody at the other end picked it up and said, hello, well now a text phone, I mean, no, text phone, a phone ain't used for, hello, who is it, what do you want? No, ain't that. you got to look on the screen and hey he's texting. Hey,

talking and communication is fixing to become a lost art. But don't you think it'll be fun? Because of texting on the phones. You don't think it'll be fun like if you're sitting at your house and Phil's sitting at his house and y'all are just texting about westerns that you're watching? Now. Y'all wouldn't do that? That's a waste of time.

Did you see that one? And like, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a, That's a waste of time, okay? If Phil got something to tell me, okay, and if it's important, I'll hear him pull up and he'll walk in the outside. Hey, let me tell you about this. I'm the same way, okay? It ain't no, you know, you're talking about a waste of time.

And look, I see people all the time driving down the highway. Oh, yeah. And got that phone. I see them texting, trying to text going down the road. But like, that's why, hey, that's why they're getting killed. Oh, no, no, you are looking up, hey, ask the policeman. He'll tell you the project's statistics on how many wrecks are caused by, do, do, do, do, do.

I don't even have to fact check that. I can, as part of the duck call room, please don't text and drive. That's it. That's a stupid thing to do. Yeah, that's why get you a vehicle with Bluetooth if it's that important. That's where I'm at. But I will say. Pull over to the parking lot.

all you want to after you just stopped. If you had a phone we could text you, you would have known to be here at 1 o'clock yesterday. That flip-flown, hey, look, I'd flip it up and hit it to call somebody. It's running some stupid program. I don't even know what's going on. It's got a TV.

Hey, no, no, this thing is going wild, and I'm talking about. What was that last part? Matter of fact, oh, no, no, look. Matter of fact, the new one, it rings I pick it up and say hello and look across it and it's cussing me out.

The phone is? The phone is. And hey, and I'm talking with the bad words too. And I'm going, what in the is going on? You about started fire with fire.

Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no. And my wife said, you must, and I said, don't give me the eye muster. I didn't say nothing. And I said, this stupid phone is giving me a,

tongue lashing with dirty words. Your phone was just giving you the business? Oh, was he giving me his business? It's undressing it. I'm talking about the big ones, too. I ain't talking about the small ones. Well, them small ones generally hurt worse. Yeah.

Well, hey, the big one was well bad enough. They got to talk about every relative you had, did they? I'll tell you. Oh, well, let's take one more break before we get done with this thing. I want to play with sides phone. I like knowing somebody that just won $300,000. Uh-oh. Yeah.

That's a good feeling. That's a good feeling, boy. Guarantee. What are you doing Friday? Yeah. Yeah. Where are we going? Yeah, where are you going?

Hmm. Hey, I'm bringing a bunch of bananas. He's got a teddy bear on his boat. Got old Marshall with him. A teddy bear on his boat, boy. We're back. Small break. We had to watch my buddy Dustin Connell catch what could be a $300,000 bass.

That's right. Yeah, that's right. We're in tune with everything. the outdoors it ain't just duck hunting around here we like watching fishing oh and wouldn't you know it we come back in my other buddy is hooked up godly oh you got one too mhm um-hmm m'n't martin is in to watching fishing i'm into watching my buddy's fish let's not get this twisted so would you watch me fish no absolutely not because you're not gonna catch anything i might catch something a cold crickets i would use crickets and catch some brim but that is a hard way to

make a living guaranteed that's a i mean I mean, we're lucky. We're very lucky on the way we make a living with ducks. Because inevitably, they have to come to us. Them fish ain't got a bite. Nope, no. They ain't got to bite. That's not true.

Oh, no, they ain't got to bite. They'll starve. They ain't got to bite your cricket. They ain't got a bite, period. Yeah. And that's just a rough way. And when you look and you see people that are way ahead of the game and you know that your paycheck depends on beating them.

Oh, yeah. You're like, I mean, it's like back in the day when every golfer used to tee it up and they look over and saw Tiger. They're like, well, I guess we're playing for second, boys. How about your second place? Yeah, well, what are we trying to split here? I mean, when Tiger was there, and especially if it was Sunday and red, you weren't beating Tiger. It was over. Like, you just go and give him his check, you know.

Bad thing about that is, he just was in a car wreck, bad car wreck. He was. He got injured, yeah. Got injured bad. Yeah, from everything you see, he's pretty fortunate to still be here with us, you know. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, I'll go ahead and say it. Our thoughts and prayers are out with Tiger, his whole family.

And I'm thankful that his kids still have their dad here. So who cares about golf? I'll echo Roy McElroy on that one. Who cares about golf? At the end of the day, the boys of a human being with two kids that need him in their life. So, yeah, I mean, he is who he is. And he was the greatest for a long time. and he was fun to watch.

I mean, he made me want to play golf, and I ain't ever play golf for in my life, you know? Well, that's the thing. Someone that has gone to that level and what they choose to do, it's fun to watch anybody in any kind of sport that is that good. Oh, I agree 100%.

One of the coolest things we've got to do with Duck Dynasty is watch professionals at their given craft, do their job. Yep. And that's, I mean, it's just like Clint Boyer driving a NASCAR. Like, that's incredible. Like, I mean, it's incredible. Absolutely incredible.

Yeah, because when I was riding with him and you told me, you could see the speed officer, and I couldn't, he's looking at me going 140 miles an hour, and I kept telling him, Clint, watch the check, Tom, what's the track? Two inches from the wall. Yeah, and I'm looking at just. He said, this is what we run when we were. qualify yeah he said reckon he'd like to come off probably the car or that time there was that

time Bubba Watson flew down here the golfer and we went to the golf course and he he bet willie a hundred dollars that he would out drive Willie with his driver well Bubba's left-handed willie's right-handed so willie's like yeah I'll take that bet because Willie can hit the ball he can hit it oh yeah yeah what he didn't account for was that Bubba Watson was going to turn his driver over and still hit it left-handed and that ball ended up in the clubhouse somewhere he hit it so far so Willie lost a hondo on the practice range

we and he made it to the course yet and then Bubba beat Willie and Jace with just like a seven iron or something. No no yeah he only had one he took one iron with him yeah to play nine holes well that was down there at Bubba's bash that's when we were in Orlando

yeah he played he played everything with a seven iron and I was out driving him by 15 yards max and he was hitting the 7 iron that's unreal oh yeah he could tow that thing down and just hit it out of sight he was he shot the course record at squire creek not even trying yeah he shot 65 at the time the record was like 66 he shot a 65 without like he would walk up on 10 foot putts hit him one hand at drano and we're over there just grinding over a three-footer like my god i can't make this well you know will he's going to miss a three-foot pole he's going to miss a

two-footer. We can talk about that because he doesn't listen. Yeah, he doesn't listen. You can't putt, boss. He's the only man I know with three putting greens in his backyard and he can't putt. And he can't putt. The sad part is I'm his caddy in all those tournaments and he still can't putt. It's probably a good thing.

It's a good thing. It's a good thing. Well, that's the thing it did. Like, I got a bonus for if he came higher in them tournaments because they pay out a little, but I got paid. Yeah. So I'm technically a professional golf. Caddy.

There you go. Which is not good. But yeah, he never got that high. Now I hope he doesn't listen to this. It'll get weird. Sa, what you got going on there? For those of y'all listening can't see this, the top of his headphones is right above his

eyebrow like a sweat crag and the cross his forehead. I was trying to get this thing. I had it worked out the first time I put it on. Is that more comfortable? No, it's got messed up now. Cowboy hats and headphones. Yeah. Don't go. Is that a cowboy?

Huh? It's a hat. It's just a hat. He's all hat, no cattle. There ain't no doubt about that. No cattle, boys. Not a lick of it. Hey, I did grow up, though, loving horses because I grew up in a farming community.

This is what you got to do. This is what you got to do. We're all testing the headphones now, Godwins. I just had a thought in my mind. You grew up. He loved horses. You loved horses. Oh, yeah.

I'm afraid of horses. They had roundups, and, you know, winter fixes could be done, springtime roundup. And they had all made it to cotton gin and have all these horses tied up. And I'd just jump from one to the other and sit on him for a while. You would, you just sit there? Why was that full? Because I loved horses. But you got people to take your picture, sitting on the different horses?

No, I was just sitting on all these horses. They didn't have cameras back then. He's just trying to find one you like. I had them kind, you click, and you click. Well, that's all pretty. Or you take a picture in it. No, I ain't taking no picture. It comes out the front.

I got to be honest with you. Me and horses ain't ever really got a lot. I'm terrified of horses. Oh, no, I love them. Do you? If the horse. They're dangerous. Yeah, they're dangerous.

No, no, they're dangerous. Okay. They scare me to do. They'll step on you. Oh, they'll step on you. They'll throw you. Kick the snout out of you? Hey, they'll bite you.

They'll bite you. Oh, they'll bite you. I ain't no doubt about that. If you feed them B12, they'll buck too. He 12? Well, Buck anyway. Especially somebody puts a burr under your under your saddle blanket.

Yeah. Which cowboys aren't older than it. We had a horse. We had a horse when Apollo was chasing them cans. He couldn't feed him sweetfeeder. He'd just, he'd buck every time. I fed him sweet feet, boy. He stuck at head between them two front feet.

He went to buck and throwed her off. Well, say, that's another thing. You reckon that's because the stomach hurt herself? Yeah. That's sweet feet tear his belly up? I don't know. He just was like sugar rush. He'd run through a wall.

Huh. That's interesting. He was something. She got mad. I was like bull riding when we were talking about talent a while ago. You got to know what you're doing. You do. Yeah.

I think it ain't as simple as get on and hold on. No, no. I think bull riding, you have to have no clue what you're doing to actually sign up. No. No. I did it. No. You've wrote a bull.

Of course I have. Yeah, they used to, up at Oak Grove, they used to have, like, you'd go pay $5 and jump on a bull on like Wednesday or Thursday night. Tuesday night. I went up there. Now, I'm going to use the term bull as a loose term. That's true. Because my legs just about fit around this rascal.

Yeah. But that old boy looked at me. He said, you ready? I said, I don't think so. That's what you. And then he said, then he said, just lean forward. Yeah. He said, just lean forward.

You'll be all right. well I lean forward they open that gate and that sucker turned out there and got to jump and I said no hammer I got to find the exit off this rascal I went off the back end of him I used the front of him as a springboard and I said no I'm out of here and I checked that one off my bucket list you ain't got to worry about me sitting at top of cow ever again see I might would do it once because I watched eight seconds a lot yeah you want to just get out there and I want to go I want to do the thing and yeah let's go boys let's go and then fall down and then and then do that but but you're going to do it but you're going to go but you're going to go but you But you got to ride eight for you and eight for Lane if you're going to do that. So you got to be there 16 of them. I'm no tough Edeman, but I am one handsome son of a good. It's got to seem like an attorney. Oh, I thought I was on there for like seven or, I knew I wasn't on there eight, but I was like, man, I had to be on there seven. I turned around and looked at clock.

It said like 3.1. That's it. Well, two of those seconds were trying to figure out how to get off of him. I was like, where can I go to not get hurt? So you were confident for 1.1 seconds. No, I wasn't confident. I blacked out, I think. And then when you woke up one point one second later, you're like, no, he told me that one of the guys that are you read it and he said, I don't think so.

I don't think I am. I don't think so. You don't realize just quite how strong that things are until they get up under your loins and you're like, uh-oh. If the animals ever figure out they're in charge, we're in charge, but they could whoop us if they felt like it. If they all got on the same page, we'd be in trouble. Yeah, we'd be in trouble then. I, because they hook. They do hook.

Well, let's hook up, take our last break, and we'll come back with one more right after this. One more, boy. Watch him, boys, he hooked. I was going to bull ride one night in Dallas. Garrett Taylor was going to pay me $100 to do it. Oh, at Billy Bobbs? That was close.

You were there. Yeah, Billy Bob. I was like, I'll do it. And I was going to go full tough Edamon on it. No, you wouldn't. And I was going to say, that goes lame frost. There's tough Edamon. No, you would.

I did not know he was such a handsome son of a gun. You go over at Mustang Stallions and ride that mechanical bull. Look, I wrote a mechanical bull one time. It threw me off and there was like a piece of metal sticking out. And I had to slice my leg open. All bulls are dangerous. Well, no, no. I have a fair say.

It's a dangerous profession. All right. Well, we're back for our favorite time of the week. We are in the inbox of the hello at duck call room. email address that's h e l-l-o at duck callroom.com shoot us a message tell us your thoughts any what i have no idea but tell us your thoughts if you got any questions you know shoot them if you if you have a funny story let's hear it uh johnny d what we got this oh we got some good ones we got some good ones i do read all of them uh i cannot reply to all of them because it is tons of them but i go

through and read them see what we got and see what we can get on the air uh there's a lot of emails about how cool my haircut is. I'm just going to throw that out there for you to know, Sa. That's what I'd say. Yeah, well, I'm the only one. You're not pretty good, kid. But Jacob, he wanted to tell

Sai, he's happy and so glad you're feeling better. But here's the deal, and we did not plan this at all, because we talked about golf today. He wanted to ask Sy for golf advice and golf tips from Sae. What you got there, bag of Vance? All right, no, no. Take all the rocks out of your shoes.

I know what his problem was because I'm going to tell him me and Jay's story. Here. We're down at Fields House. Jason's out in the yard with a golf club and some golf balls, and he's slicing it every time. Y'all and I look at him and I said, Jay's what? I said for a little nominal fee, I can tell you how to correct your slice there, buddy.

Wait, are you? Are you asking, see, because I thought that was kind of a crazy email to ask for golf advice. No, no, no, no, no. because Jay says, do you play? No, no. Then first words out of Jay Smith was, do you play? And I said, no. He said, well, what are you doing trying to tell me how to play? He said, I play like three times a week.

I said, I don't have to play to be able to coach, you idiot. I said, now if you'll give me a Honda. There ain't no rules, I said, hey, you'll give me a Honda, which is 100 bucks? I said, I will correct your slice. deal in less than 10 minutes. What's that? I need to say, he walked off in a huff, y'all. Well, for the people at home, tell us how to fix a slice.

Yes, how do you fix a slice? Well, hey, look, he ain't concentrating on what he's doing. He's turning his hand when he hits it. That's the reason, hey, you know. That's it. Whichever way you turn that hand, that ball fixing the hook of right or left. Okay. Hey, there you go.

Golf is that easy. Golf. Hey. You got a penty pitty chance. No. Right or left. Hey, he put a word in there that is not true and it doesn't go with golfing. Easy.

Golfing is not easy for anyone. If you doubt that, ask one of them pros like Bubba or Tiger Woods. And they'll tell you, they spend a many hour out there throwing golf clubs, break them against their legs. all this kind of junk because, you know, this little ball ain't whooping me. Oh, yes, it will. But for $100, Si, I will tell you, just hit it correctly. So, Jacob, send us, I'll expect $100 in the mail.

James, call me anytime you get ready, buddy. Our next email is from Dustin. Loves the podcast, and we keep it fun and light. Well, thank you. Well, thank you, Dustin. But he's obviously not talking about the combined weight of this crew. especially now that size back on that black one that on the screen. Also, you can send that.

Just put it on dry ice. Dustin says he's noticed that we've used the term dopeopped a lot, especially Martin. Oh, yeah. His question is, what does that mean? He don't know what a dope pop is? To be fair, I use the term dopeop a lot, and I think it's just because I worked here for so long,

and everybody says it. Let me give you a... a few items. No, time about it. Just show Johnny D. what a dopeop is. You get me, right? Yeah.

You ever seen him? Hey, and I was going to tell you, hey, what you don't want to be dopeop by is, is a big purple-tailed waltz. Guar. Okay. And that's what he's asking. Are a hornet. You got me good.

Did you use a knuckle? That's because he dope-popped you. If he just popped you, you'd be all right. The old man. man there's training stone in the boxing he trained me a little bit he said man I'll have got you when you was young you could have been a contender

so I got them hands now what else we got from the fans all right last one from the fans and this one literally came in 23 minutes ago so I'm reading these live Michael asked how you make your tea and he actually went and bought the exact teacup you

he bought Tupperware apparently Michael is trying to be you. Hey, check our YouTube channel. Cy Makes tea. We did a whole video on it. They videoed me doing my tea. So there's a video on our YouTube channel. Most people say it.

Do you drink sweet tea? Incorrect. Look, folks, the last thing I would be need to have is be on a sugar high. Okay, because look, I bounce off the walls naturally. And you can't get no sweeter than you are. Hey, that's what the women tell me. That's what the women and Martin all say. Hey, the marriage proposals back that story up.

That is disturbingly true. Well, that's all the emails we got. Where's our verse of the week? Hello at duckcallroom.com, if you have any more. We do have a verse. Si. Jaydy, if you do pop me. Hey, I told you about picking on me.

Haven't you ever heard, respect your elders. So, me and sigh, love each other, we mess with each other, but Cy gave me a verse today, just especially for those

who mess with old people. You ready for it? Yeah, but before you give it to, I'm going to tell them this. You're living dangerously if you mess with the old person. I'm going to have a child. Very, very dangerous.

Okay, it's dangerous. Hey, we're going to Old Testament. He's feeling dangerous, boys. Old Testament. Second Kings 2.23. From there, Elisha went up to Bethel as he was walking along the road. Some boys came out of town and jeered him. Get out of here, Baldi.

Get on out of here, Baldi. And then he turned around, looked at them, and called down a curse in the name of the Lord. And two bears came out of the woods and mauled 42 of the boys. Now that be what you call a dope option. Only two times. No, that's one of them double. old pops because it was two of them. Oh.

And it was now, 42 of him. Yeah. This is the amber of alert for young people. Do not mess with old people. They will kill you. And we're out. And we're out. That's why I don't mess with you, sigh.

I love you.