Duck Call Room - Uncle Si's Bathroom Antics Are LEGENDARY

Episode Date: May 27, 2021

Si unintentionally gives new meaning to "potty humor," and Stone has been laughing about one particular incident for 15 years. Martin and Si kick off a VERY open dialogue about their recent bathroom misery, and that leads to stories about the Robertson family's personal hygiene and other tales from the duck blind that have never been told in public. It's possible Bullfrog has been hanging around Si too much, but is the world ready for a female Si? JD is amazed by 1980s bear wrestling at the mall, and Si and Stone have mixed reviews for ice fishing and dog sledding. Bonus: Stone does an incredible Si impression. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, here we go. I'm glad you're healthy. I'm glad I'm healthy, too. And I'm glad to be back in the duck call room. Look, how did Kay treat y'all? We brought in a stand in. She ain't going to take my job, is she? She might.

She was funny. Unless she? She was kind of fiery, Miss Kay. Oh, she doesn't got, look, she had. She was in a sassy mood. Y'all gave her an hour to air all grievances without any rebuttal. Well, she pulled on a pair of boots. She pulled on a pair of boots and jumped all over me.

She told her did. She jumped all over field, too. And that's just where it is. I just had to sit there and take it. Well, did you deserve it? Oh, yeah. Probably. Yeah, more than likely, yeah.

Oh, man. Since they didn't have many days without me. Well, look, I'm glad to be back in here because your boy had the stomach virus. And, man, that's a good way to kickstart a diet if you want to. But other than that, that's about the only positive thing. I can say about that thing. Good grief. I was up all night long.

I had something that I think you gave. We 20 feet apart, and I gave you a stomach. Well, I'm just saying, hey, that's what they told me. I said, Port Barton. And they said, he's out sick. And then I said, well, him and his woman's got diarrhea. I said, that's what I thought. Sorry, Brittany.

Well, no, see, that's what I've had. Brittany was out with a sinus infection, and I had the stomach. bug the flute less and we were in the same house and we had two totally different things there for about 48 hours our house y'all both you're both weird anyway so i had about that's you know about api our house was no fun to be around i'm here to tell you guys sigh you had it coming out both ends didn't you oh oh oh you're talking about oh no i see i mean look i'm talking about all night long i'd get a little twinge and i said no that ain't what i thought i better yeah

a little twinge i'll be sitting in a little twinge i'll be sitting in at least this far away for the donation. Oh, no. You know what they say. They say, don't trust a fart past 40. Well, I can tell you. I just got where I know the difference. That little twins said,

now, you better get to the, I can tell you. Look, I can tell you right now, that statement was true at about 27 for me. I mean, I, you know. But that wasn't a bad part. What? Okay, the bad part was I was up and down all night long.

I mean, I probably got five minutes of sleep. Mm-hmm. But then I got up and told me, let me get ready for the day, brush, but I take. Well, hey, I ain't hit that electric toothbrush about twice, and it just, you know, I ate at Stone the night before, and all I could see was just a green slime full the darn, you know, the sink in the bathroom.

I don't know. I said, yeah. I said, stone. I said, I ate them beans, French beans you cooked up that day. I said something wrong. He said, no, it wasn't wrong. Nothing was wrong with the food at the house. Hey, anybody, he said, you got sick.

You need to go see the doctor. Yeah. I don't know who brought it in here, but I think somebody brought it to both of us. Well, hey, I got it. Do you still have it because? No, he's good. No, I called the doctor. I got Mr. Christine to call the doctor.

And we out here with the question to tell me, hey, is there a stomach virus going around? And the nurse on the other end said, oh, there's always a virus going around just the country. you know and we said okay yeah so and they said well what they need to do about it you know because my wife was telling her and said hey look he don't have he don't have diarrhea alternate advin tie with all every four hours well you need to get him some of this so we we drove up to a stupid oh you put a plug in pharmacy oh yeah I bought me a dozen bananas

and then they gave me a bunch of pills so I'd take a couple pills eat two or three bananas I didn't take squat. Bananas. All I took was Advil and Tylenol. Well, it stopped it. And some Omega X-L. So that's all I took. Have you been to the bathroom since you took those pills?

No, what happened? No. That may be the next problem. Yeah. It's like a hibernating bear, just getting ready. That's right, right. He's getting ready. Well, I had my first one since a debacle yesterday.

So you're on the right schedule because you got it a day after me. This is a road. Well, look, I ain't worried about it. Look, this is open and honest dialogue here. Look, everybody that's listening knows what we went through. Everybody has been through this. So, hey, I will want to fight it with now. I will say, this was the first time in 10 years that I have run a fever, period.

That it was misery. Oh, I normally don't get sick. I don't either. But that 24 hours of that fever was pure misery. It's May in Louisiana, and I'm in my house with a hoodie, a beanie. A blanket and the dog. And my 50-pound lab in my lap, and I'm still cold. That's right.

And I was like, He's got the dog covered up too. I got about an hour's worth of sleep, Max, that first night. I was like, you have got to be kidding me, man. But anyway, we're back here in the Duck Call Room. Appreciate y'all tuning in. Look, if you're new to the channel, it's YouTube.com slash Duck Call Room, all one word. That's the only place you'll find us now.

And if you're listening on the apps, be sure you leave us a nice little rating and review. That way your friends can find us. We're glad to have you. And I suppose pretty soon we'll be announcing the winner of the Zoom calls. So, uh, yeah. Thank you guys. Appreciate it. Somebody's got to win it.

I'm just glad. See, thanks to y'all, y'all cut those announcements down from like two and a half minutes to 30 seconds. So thank you. Thank you. Thank you. But anyway, Saw, you've been fishing, huh? Oh, yeah, man. You didn't get too sick to go fishing.

There's blood on his pants right now. Oh, no, no. A slime on a shirt. I'm sitting beside an unclean man. who's been pooping up a storm. I'm very nervous. I'm not unclean. There's blood on your back.

Hey, these plants are what? That was done yesterday. Yeah, that's done dry. And they was clean, okay? I don't hear that unclean. So we got out there and we started fishing about one. And we fished pretty hard for about five hours, I'd say. And it was, hey, it was a little, we had a,

a little jig that Jeff Smith makes for brim magnet panfish magnet a panfish magnet and then we put a piece of meat on we put a big red worm on it and

it was ever casted sit there and just just we got on some of that some of that bull bram and chicken pin some of that red ear action I actually called a big old what it's just a

Sun perch About as big as my hand Oh yeah One of those pretty And he's one The Femmy Blue and red And he stuck me

I'm talking about But he was pretty Oh the pumpkin Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah That color code on a Toney Tropheta Uh huh They'll eat you alive Yeah I'm serious Anyway

Johnny D He got fanned By a fish yesterday That's where all that Blood Is that your blood? Oh yeah Oh I was bleeding like

stuck pig. Where did he clip you? Huh? Right there? He didn't leave. Oh yeah, he's got a cut. I mean, he buried it. He didn't leave the fin in there, didn't he?

No. No, but he stuck. Oh, no, he stuck me. Oh, I'd have to do that for. Get out. And then he bleeding and I said, oh, wait a minute. Uh-oh. That's got something left in it.

Uh-huh. Oh, having him needing a little player there. I need a little operation here, boys. Yeah, I remember the first time I found a fin in my finger. About two days later, I was like, I couldn't even touch nothing. And I said, good Lord, what is wrong with that thing. And then the pus started oozing out of it. And then I finally said, oh, there's a foreign object in there.

And I pulled it out and it's the end of that fish's fin. Oh, yeah. Well, I guess he won kind of. I mean, I won too, but, you know, he. I'm trying to think when he had you. I think it was Phil. He stepped on a, somebody had cleaned some fish and threw it out and Phil stepped on on that main fin on the tree. on the channel catfish right through the bottom of his foot oh there ain't nothing better than

rotted fish fin in your foot yeah oh no that was hey that was bad business boys and that right there is why phil has dodged the rona oh he's got he's got hey he's got you know Phil's the only man I know that can walk up a muddy slick hill Belford that's because he got and not slip he got them knobs. He's got them mud grips, son. I'm serious. He ain't got toes. Jai D. laughing. You ever seen his feet? Oh, no. You haven't ever seen Phil's feet. He's got the ugliest feet. I mean, his big toe goes at like a 45 feet. Oh, yeah. That way you can grip. He's got a claw coming

out of his foot. Yeah. Yeah, that thing. Some would argue that it's a six-throat. He got that from a mama-lister. Irene, ain't Irene. So Phil can probably paint the blood out of it, too, with his toes. because they're all crooked-looking. Oh, he's got the worst-looking feet out. So the ain't that pinched everybody with her toes, she had the same thing. Oh, yeah. That's her like her feet.

Okay. And, hey, she loved pinched people. It's all coming together. You'd slide under her table to eat a meal. And the next thing you hear is scream. She doesn't reach down every them toes and cut somebody. And you hear cackling like a hen to just lay the egg. So I think, going, this is a good.

opportunity to discuss the the what's the word I'm looking for oh man too close to kin folks the gene pool yeah the gene pool no not really but the fact the fact that sye is wearing the same uniform he was wearing yesterday we talking about Robertson personal hygiene you know sometimes my mind doesn't yeah well look like y'all never wore the same pants for two days I like I like I like where we're heading with this. I don't. But let's take a break. And we'll dive in to the Robertson family hide.

Oh, we picked a jump on me, boys. I'm going to stay way away. We'll be back right after this. I didn't even bring my knife. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking.

And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedale's beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Cy Robertson, would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things,

grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritels comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way.

Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Triedales beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat.

She ain't a big meat, these are folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. So the Robertson family hygiene is a, it's a topic for discussion.

It may be suspect. It's suspect. You can call it suspect. I would prefer to call it lacking. I'll tell you. Well, I know during duck season, yeah, it's lacking. No, forget duck season. The first time I met Phil Robertson, I ended up down there to that

house. And he said, come on, go with me. Famous words. Come on go with me. You don't need no boots. Whenever he says that, don't go. Well, I went. And I got on a four-wheeler behind him. And the whole time, I'm like, man, what is that smell? Like, it's just, it's rank. You were on the full-wheeler behind it. Yeah. So I'm downwind the whole time. And I'm like, You weren't even in the same four-waters. No, oh, no, I was with him. I was riding like side-saddle on the back of the four-wheeler. But that's back before UTVs were a thing.

We were still on them Hondas. But I'm just like, man, it can't be feel. Like, he's a duck commander. Like, he can have a big deal, you know? And I'm like, surely he don't smell like you. And the further we go, I'm like, oh, but that's rough. Golly. And then we get off.

And he's like, follow me through. here and I'm like, hold on now. I thought you said we didn't need boots. So I'm in my tennis shoes. Well, there we go. Tromping through the mud. They're ruined. And I'm like, the more I walk, I realize that smell ain't going nowhere.

And I said, that is Phil. So it is with us. That is Phil. Yeah, this is with us, boys. Because, you know, the first thing, man, I'm a big voice. I'm like, I make sure it ain't me. And I'm like, no, that ain't, that ain't me. And then I just, I finally had to say something.

He said, oh yeah, it's been about two, three days. He said, I shower once a week whether I need it or not. I said. Whether he needs it or not. This was July in the swamp. In the woods down there. He's going to look. He wanted me to tell him what kind of plant this thing was.

And I was like, my goodness gracious, this boy, white t-shirt, camo pants and slip-on shoes going through needy, muck and mud. And then we come home. All he does is drops his breeches. at the door. They say, oh, Miss Kea gets there. And then he goes and changes and puts another pair of bridges on.

He wasn't gone long enough to shower. And we've been in just a mile of funk. And I'm like, well, you know, I guess this is just who this man is. It'd keep people away. Well, that's for sure. Hey, his nose doesn't work.

Hold on. It's been gone. Okay. Yeah. His sensors for the smell. No, they've been gone. Well, because he's all the, man I know of that whatever he's around don't even bother. Okay, because you, here's what you do.

You sang a bunch of perch and there's always a bunch of what we call pot gut shiners in there, millers. Well, we had an uncle tell us, hey, the best, that's the best bait and put it in cotton balls and let it ferment. And that cotton was still on it. Oh, yeah. Hey, look, he's done, he baited the whole trotland. I'm on the back of boat just.

losing everything I've ever ate. I can't handle it. Firminid. So he don't smell nothing. I'm telling you, he don't smell nothing. And I've wanted him like if that smell goes through my nose and gets to the back of that throat where you can taste it, I'm out. I can't even think about these things without gas. But, you know, the fact that Phil can't smell anything doesn't have anything to do.

We're taking a shot. With having good personal hygiene. You shouldn't just bathe when you smell yourself. should bathe once 24 hours. Well, hey, you got to understand. That's a cost. At least. You got to understand.

This is a man, okay, that's fish for a living for 25 years. Okay. Okay. And when you fish for a living and run hoop net and tremble, okay, and you got to take rotten fish out, turtles rotten. Yeah. You're going to stink. I'm not asking him to shower first thing in the morning. I'm just saying, he's got to get done.

The reason is he doesn't have good personal hygiene. There's three other commercial fishermen on that river in the area that I know of. And if you went to their house and asked them how often do they take a shower? They're probably every day. They're going to say every day. But here's a deal. It must be hereditary because you coming in here wearing the same thing you wore yesterday. Hey, it's two days.

And hey, these clothes do not stink. And neither do I. I don't hear that bull. I don't smell him. I know what we did yesterday. I use deodorant. Okay. That's fine.

I don't smell it. Run them things through a rinse cycle. I'm staying out of this conversation. Are you wearing the same underwear? No. Okay. No. Okay.

At least we got a step there. That's good. Well, I'm just telling you. I guess, no. My hygiene is very good. So, you know, he'd go fish with him. He'd wear those blue jeans, you know.

He kept getting hot in them blue jeans. So I told Anna, I said, go to the Academy, get him a pair of fishing pants. Some of them lightweight, you know, that are nice, cool. I have those same pants that you're wearing. Mine are. Really nice. I will give them on that. They're comfortable and, yeah.

But, hey, it wouldn't have made on them. I could have been naked and would be burning up. So, anyway. No, they are real. Gilling stretchy bitches. I wear those stretchy bridges for everything. I work out in them. I go fishing in them.

I go to work in them. My daughter calls them my all-purpose britches. Yeah, I'd like this to be a PSA to any clothing manufacturers listening. If your bridges don't stretch in 2021, change something. We need to stretch it. We need to stretch it. Yeah, even for flat bellies. Yeah, they would enjoy them.

Man, they're comfortable. Yeah. So anyways, so I get Anna to get side a pair of those fishing bridges. And he wears them next stage, boy, these things are comfortable. It's like, would you say size like wearing nothing at all. Hey, not, not, got clothes on. So the next day, I say, that's my, that's in my wheelhouse, boy. The third day, he still got him on.

The fourth day, I'll see him again. Guess what? Hey, I've got about three pairs of these things. Well, you do now. You do now. Not at the time. At the time, he had one pair, one gray pair. He wore over five days straight.

I told that, I said, get side another pair of britchers. So he can at least. alternate them. I love it. Oh, boy. That's the thing I notice about him and Phil is they just don't care. You know, once you get to a certain age.

This is right at home. Well, that happened about 12 years ago. Yeah. This isn't a new development. Because this has been my life for 73 years. Everybody jumping on me. I'll never forget. Oh, we're jumping on.

I'm not jumping on you because I'm afraid Willie's about to walk through the door and just jump on me. So I'm staying out of the personal hygiene. Your hygiene is fine. You just, you got an odor. I mean, that'd happen. See, I shouldn't have said anything.

Stone, you're telling a story? Some people, some people smell different when they sweat. That's mine. It ain't nothing you can do about it. That's biology, man. I sweat a lot. It ain't nothing you can do about it. Other than shire once you get the, now you can't get sweaty and go get in a bed.

Like, that's terrible. But like, you know, if you sweat and you, you stink. That's part of it. And you don't take a shower and you call it good. But my favorite episode with the personal hygiene was when you were with us, you were hunting in the duck blind right next to Phil. You know where I'm going with this?

Oh, yeah. This one's bad. Well, Phil, you know, he takes a leak out the side of the blind. He don't get out of the blind. And out of the side is acting like he actually turns away. He just steps right up front. and he's just like you know whatever

Jordan had that GoPro filming the blind on the corner of the blind and he just turned right into the GoPro so he's just using the bathroom on camp right a little other job had to be doing that way he looked out there he said hey y'all may want

to delete that clip once he saw it he just taking a league right in front of it I mean like red light flashing like illuminating him I'm like Bill's over there doing this thing, you know, prostate issues. And Martin's like,

dang gum. He said, boy, if that's what I got to look forward to when I'm 70, he said, I hope I'm gone before then. He said, yo, urine smells terrible. And Phil said, that ain't my urine. That's me. That's a true story.

That, my friend, is a true story. That is a true story. Oh, boy. my goodness. But it was a mix of him and very stout urine. Oh, yeah. I mean, it was like, it was like, it was, it was, it was akin to peeling that lid off of a bottle of dominant buck urine.

Oh, no. I was like, or when you kill a big buck in a rut. Yeah. And when you walk over, you go, to be fair, Phil is a dominant buck. Yeah. He's been peeing on them hocks and rubbing them together, you know. I was like, oh. But I was.

I was right next door to him. And I was like, Oh, man. Man, that's terrible. I mean, just, I love bad. You know, and then you got the human bill's pump over here. Oh, yeah. It's like, you know.

You got a stream, then it shuts up. Yeah. Stream, shut off. But he'll give it a, he'll give it a hole and get compression, you know. Ho, boys. And then they'll go back again. I love hunting with you, boy. There's some stuff that happens in the duck blind that we generally don't let out.

But it is funny. I got a good one when we come back. Oh, well, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. We'll let the bilge pump go empty. Oh, boy. This was duck season about, I guess, 15 years ago or so. I'm sleeping in the cold rooms, what we call it, that Philling case.

And we had used to, back of the day, everybody showed up at Phil's house before we went duck cutting. We drank coffee, try to figure out what we're going to do. before Kay kicked us up. Yeah, before Miss Kay got tired of that. She's like, y'all, y'all got to change your routine. Come and wake her up. Jace goes there and blows a duck call. Yeah.

Yeah, I left my duck calls. Yeah, he blows the duck call, wakes her up. She leaves a note. We got evicted. So anyways, I was laying in that bed, and I was just waking up, and I heard that door slam, and I heard somebody go, oh, good grief. and I'm waking up

and then and I heard that commode lid and I heard somebody sat down and go whoa ha ha ha ha ha goodness boys okay and then it was

hurrah hurri and then you heard bloop and I'm just waking up I'm still asleep and then I hear him go okay boys

I think we're done nope here comes he was talking to the boys while he was having a bow movie yeah i know people are listening to think all these boys talking about potty humor and all y'all y'all y'all just chill out for a little bit yeah but when a man when a man commentates on his like side gives you a play-by-play whether he's awake asleep or using the rest of him it doesn't matter but i sit there and laying that bed and I laugh I laughed for 10 minutes.

It was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Then when I came out, I told the story once we got the duck blind, everybody laughed. They're like, okay, well, that's a heck of a way to wake up. Uh-huh. That's a good alarm clock there. Oh, that'd be a good one. Oh, hey.

Oh, good grief. Okay, boys. I don't know how many times we've got back to the boathouse. I say, here, hold my teacup. And then he's over, oh. Mm, goodness. That's my favorite. Gawley.

Drinks a lot of tea, man. No, hey, look, I just... When you drink about two gallons out of day, you're going to make a frequent pit stop. Yeah, it makes me get it. I'm not one of them fine race cars. Look, and I ain't making fun of him. I'm just...

I'm just making fun of him. I'm just trying to let everybody know on the deal that is sigh, and why it's so funny. That's funny. Now, how, boys? Hey, look, I love it. He's hitting the bell. I don't know what I'd do if he went to the restroom quietly.

Well, you know, my life wouldn't be near as fun. I would not laugh near as much, I can assure you that. I can't put together today. Laughter is good for the story. It is. I got to give it for you, side. So I'm cooking the other day. I got some butter sizzling, and I walked away from it, forgot about it,

and that butter started turning dark brown. Oh, you making a root here. And I said, Ed Gum, I done burnt the butter, and Bullfrog was in there. And she said, he done burnt the butter, boys. Oh, we got another echo I got tickles, I said, you've been hanging around on the side

way too much We got another echo Yeah, we were watching something Somebody was up there playing guitar or something BK says He ain't much

I don't know that this world's ready for a female side No Oh no, no I come in Yesterday evening when we got two fits Come in and BKZ in there

on the chair sitting down. She was in Tennessee for something. And then Stong said, hey, you need to go in there and tell us about, you know, get on there about, you know, hey, where he was you at? We tore these tinkie pens and big old bull, bring them up. You know, so I went in there,

and soon as I walked in there and I said, BK, what's the problem here? She said, what are you talking about? I said, where was you at? I said, hey, we don't have caught about 115, big old chinky pink brim. You know, you were supposed to be there, girl. and she started smiling because she knew what I was up there.

She knew you were trying to poke the bear. Oh, yeah. Because she laughed at her. She's strapped me and other day when went bass fishing. Yeah. Well, the BK, hey, you need to slow down. You know, I said, hey, you know, six to one ain't right. That's how I told you won in the end.

She had to clean your fish. That's right. So me and, me and bullfrog. She's good. I'm telling you. We clean fish for three. and a half hours. Oh, we had a cooler full.

Oh, there ain't no doubt about it. Yeah, we had a cooler. I stopped counting out of 150. And it takes a lot of blue gill to fill up a cooler. No, no. What are you talking about? A lot of them. I didn't think.

I didn't think it was going to eat. Look, we started throwing a couple in there, you know, and it wasn't five minutes, okay? And what we got? Well, he ain't even fishing. I'm just taking rim off the hook. You know, I'm sitting. He's running them over there and he's throwing them in the cooler. Well, he got to because you about bled out from the one he tried to take off.

Well, he did. Hey, that sucker did. Shut up. I made. I think I caught three fish. And I cleaned dang near 200. Too hunting. Hey, the best part, don't look.

I'm sitting there throwing out four corners on them ready to me in. So I'm saying, hey, if you probably need to take a break. And I said, hey, look, I take a break when I'm deaf. Hey, just put a worm on the tree. Put me another worm on. That's right. Put me another worm on. I'll take a break on them here.

I wish I'd have known y'all was going. I'd have got you at my grandmalls. The trees are just loaded down with catap of worms. Oh. Well, yeah. The OG black and charters. Where'd y'all go? Darbone?

No. No. Cainty. That's a garbo. Darbone's a gar. That's right. Mom and Dad? My mom caught 58, Brim on Darbone yesterday.

Did you? Oh, yeah. I got a picture of them. The post cleaned and fried, which I was kind of, that hurt my feelings. They were already cooked and I wasn't invited. There ain't many things better than fried brim. It was pretty one they feel like. And cut them tails off of them and fried in.

I like that skin. I like that skin on it. Oh, my dad, and eat the tail. Yeah. And eat the tail. Yeah, that's the one fish that I prefer hole. Yeah.

Cut his head off, gut him, and fry it. Another way to cut him down that backball so that meat lay open. That's right. Well, another way to do it, so you can store them in zip blocks, you can scale them, and then just cut that whole filet off, skin it all. Or if you got a real thin pocketknife blade, you cut him on top of his fin, on each side of his fin real deep, and when you fry them, you just take the fork, flip the meat off,

turn it over, flip the meat off, throw the skeleton in there and eat the filets. Oh, yeah, yeah. Especially if they're big brown. God, holy. I'm getting hungry. Amen. Georgia Giants and a pond on Fort Bragg.

We're going after them again. Wednesday, side. Yep. You're going to get back on them, huh? Leave me on this garthole, Washthaw River. Bring them about a foot long. That's what we think we can go after.

Twelve inches. Hey, we had an email from somebody that used to have the world record. Remember when we talked about the world record Chinkapen? The old world record emailed us. Really? Huh. from Tennessee. Hold on. I've lost it. Oh, boy. Oh, I did it again. Well, the new record is six pounds, three ounces. This one was five pounds and 14. There it is. Tennessee record fish. Four point nine seven pounds. From Cookville, Tennessee. Nick sent this in. His dad, Ron, and his uncle Rick caught it. It took two of them. I don't know who got it. There's like four names here that caught this fish.

Oh, everybody got in on that. And that's probably what we're using our Abu Garcia. It's a big fish. It was in 19, what year did he say? I don't know. He didn't say a year. I'm just looking at him. It was a while back.

No, 2006. Oh, I know that still was a while back. That's 15 years ago at this point. That's a big fish. That's the Tennessee record fish. Think about that. Are you sure? 2021 minus 2006.

That's 15 years ago. 15 years. from 2006. I was a junior in high school. Time flies a lot. Good, grief. But no, he's right. Look, Martin.

I just sat there and took fish off of hooks for five hours. That's good. That's all I did. That's good. I take his fish off, throw it in a cooler.

Take the fish off, throwing a cutter. That and get on Connor. Because Connor started off kind of slow and every once while he'd put him on about that long. Yeah.

And Stone said, hey, Connor, you guys get busy. Connor. Connor, it's his young book. He's supposed to be an electronics expert. So I had him to set up all my electronics to there so I could get the best picture that I could find. Oh, it got better because, hey, we look down there on it and tell me, oh, goodness, look at all them baths. Oh, yeah.

And he put us on a school about 40 bass. I caught one on. So I caught one on the crappie magnet. And then I caught about five on a drop shot. Then I caught a barfish. Where were they at there on that road bill? Oh, yeah. He showed me how to go down the roadman.

I know where they are. But there's two spots on it. Uh-huh. Yeah. The east or west? East. Yeah. Or you can fish on the west side too to catch them.

Oh, I know. There's more on the east side. Yeah. I know. Well, let me just say it. Right. They moved back and forth on that thing. So you bass fishermen, you know, in case you didn't already know where a creek crosses, a roadbed.

Yeah. That's pretty well a hot spot. They're going to be there. They're going to be there at some point during the day. There will be a wad of them. Big old wad of them. The trick is, is getting the big ones to bite. Yeah.

But this boy could look at those fish on that graph and said those are going to bite. Those aren't. Uh-huh. Yeah, if they're all, it depends on how they're set up. down there. It's interesting. Yeah, you and Idle over some of them and be like, no, they ain't ready. Just keep on going. They're too scattered. When they get in a pack, when they get in a pack, they're ready to eat. If they kind of all scattered out, no, when they get in a pack, because they like wolves, man, fish are just like wolves and anything else. They hunt in a pack. And when they get

the tighter they get, really? It is on. Now, the problem is you're going to catch about four or five and then they're going to come be right up under your boat. And you're like, well, okay, that's over. Yeah, that's what happened. I busted the school, time to go. That's what happens. They get right under your boat. Yeah, they come right to your boat.

That's so funny because, hey, they're throwing over here. Science. You know, caught a couple of them and they're talking about. They follow, they follow the rest of them. Yeah, tell you. Look here. And he said, what are talking about? He said, they all right here, right under us.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. See, so the first one you catch you'll bring two or three with him. Next one you catch two or three, two or three. And the next thing you know, the whole school is directly under your boat. They don't bite anymore. That's when you start fishing like crocodile done deep. You're going to light that dynamite and throw it? You're going to blow us up here.

Yeah. Yeah, that's why. You're going to cut bait or fish? Yeah. Oh, it's fun, man. Them offshore fish are fun. They're fun to figure out, but they are aggravating because you can zero or hero with the best of them. And it's always fun when they're hero.

Yeah. Just ever catch. It is. It's fun. You just got an old one to leave them. Otherwise, you'll sit there. Oh, no, no. Yeah, that's what happened yesterday. Yeah, you just got no one to let them go.

All right, we'll see y'all next time. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. Sorry, we got done that fishing road. It's hard to get off of it, boys. Thank you. I woke up bullfrog this morning. I said, I need you help.

I said, I need you to help me clean these fish. You got a good daughter. And all I do. Yeah. And when we opened up at ice, she looked in there, she said, good grief. Yeah. How many did you all catch? I said, well, Uncle Sy was trying to catch them all.

That's what my youngest daughter, I took her fish down the pond. She's got your mindset, by the way. So, Sage. So I take her down there in Willie's little private brim hole down there. And we just catch them big hybrids. And she got about 10 of them. And I said, all right, let's go. She said, no.

Why are we leaving? And I said, that's enough. That's enough. She said, but there's more in there. Hey, look, I used to be the same way. You grow out of it eventually. But there is. No, I'm not going to go out.

There is something. That's why when he asked me, hey, you need to take a break, I said, look, when I die, I'll take a break. Well, look, you want to get him out of it? Next time you drop him off at home, drop that cooler off too. So I'll be back tomorrow. And then you'll say, you know what? Maybe I shouldn't know. But as long as a man's baiting your hook and cleaning your fish, yeah, I'd catch them too.

I mean, my goodness. You got a lot. Yeah, that is. So I would say this. I'm the only human in the boat that's capable of seeing the islet on the little jig. I actually tied knots. I actually tied one on yesterday. Or even, for that matter, to put a worm on a hook.

I actually tied one on yesterday. Yeah. You always tied one. No, no, no, it took me 30 minutes to do it, but I did finally get it tired of. I can see it, but my hands shake too much. I got me some sunglasses with some bifocal gentlemen. Well, look, that's good. You give an old man hope.

You know, you saw who else gave old men hope yesterday, didn't you? Who's that? Phil Mickelson. Oh, yeah. How about Phil Mickelson winning a major championship at 50? Oh, he's not. Well, hey. Huh?

He's pretty good, though. He is. Yeah, he's pretty good. I liked how. Old lefty come out of nowhere. On 18, when he was winning, everybody's going nuts. He's just looking around. Just giving thumbs up.

Like, yeah, I know. I did it. I've been here before. Hey, I've been here. And of course, he's thinking, but it ain't a U.S. Open. Might not always got to bring that back. So didn't Tom Watson almost win one year? He was, like, 60.

Oh, yeah, that was a British open. Yeah. When Stuart Sink took him down there at the end, yeah. How old was Tom, Yeah, he was 60 something, yeah. Yeah, I remember that. But Kiowa, I said, I've been to Kiowa. When we were with federal ammunition, they took us at Kylie.

Kyle had Willie. Kylie had Willie out, and that's back when I was kind of like Johnny Dee traveling everywhere with Willie. And they played golf at Kiowa in a couple of other places. And I just say this, that golf course is hard. I didn't even swing on it, and I was just looking at it. I'm like, how in the world do you get from here to there? Martin, sometimes you just look around and you go, I don't belong. Oh, yeah, Mount St.

Kiley's erupted a bunch that day. I'm just telling you. I had a conversation with Kyle yesterday. We laughed. We were talking about it. Oh, Kyle. He's a good thing. Kyle, if you're listening, we love you.

We love you. Kylie, we love you. We love Rini. And we love the dogs. And we especially love that Minnesota. Dogs. But whatever happened to Minnesota, nice kind of. It's a Minneapolis, you wouldn't even recognize it.

Oh, we love our good friend from the north. He is good stuff. He's good people. You know, we aside went ice fishing up there. Ooh. It was negative 22. Nope. Uh-uh.

I'm out. Ice fishing. Gar-ho. I can cross that off my bucket list and never put it back on. That sucker ain't ever been in my bucket. No, don't go. No, I did enjoy some aspects of it just since I've never seen anything like that. Oh, the best part of it was the dog sledding.

Oh, yeah. On the way out. Oh, yeah. Dog sled? But let me tell you something. There is a downside of that dog sledding. Those dogs while they're running. are defecating.

Yeah. And they're... That's a weird episode. And they're just kicking it up. Yeah. They're kicking up and it's getting all over. And when the dog's running, you know, dust is forming. With something mixed in with it.

Yeah. So you need goggles. Yeah. But the guys told us that they get ready for it. We've had goggles and a big face mask on. They said, get ready for it. Here it comes. Get a four wheeler, man.

Yeah. Yeah, but Jay, D, we're going back in. time. Experience. We're doing it like the old men hardcore. But getting back to that ice fishing. Back before they showered after they went fishing. So we go to the bait shop.

We go to the bait shop where we go ice fishing. And the guy in the bait shop, he says, what do you say? Oh, I asked him, I said, oh, the fish bite. And he said, oh, yeah. He said, we got three bites yesterday. Yeah, yeah. Three bites. They're on fire.

You know, and it's really, I'm aging. So after a day of doing it, yeah, we caught one fish. and had like four bites. Well, I mean, you got to think about something. Them fish are cold too. And no, in the grand scheme of things, you're fishing in a lake and you're fishing in this hole right here. And we're talking about a big old lake.

Big lake. And you got this spot. That's it. Boy, I hope something swims by here. Yeah. Yeah. Our buddy Tim, he was there. Oh, Tim.

Oh, Tim Price was there with us. I told Tim, I said, look, I know why y'all do this. There's only one reason to go ice fishing. And that's to get away from your wife. and drink beer. Because that's all they did. They sit there and they, they just like that movie,

grumpy old men. That's all they did. They just sit there with that little pole and drink beer. And that's it. I mean, what else you're going to do when it's negative 22,

I guess? I don't know. At negative 22, that drive a man to drink. Well, I'm a lot like a duck. I'm going south. And not on that,

leaving the premises. Back to Martin's point and the spot, look, is about the big, as big as that little bucket right there. Mm-hmm.

Okay. And what you got, you got one line going down and you're watching one line. No, no. Remember, Sa, they had a camera. They dropped down there. Oh, yeah. And you can see your bait. And when that little perch came up, he looked like he weighed five pounds.

But when Sae pulled him up, he was about this long. Hey, I pulled him up. I caught a thousand of them. Two inches? Two inches. I said, boys, I said, I see what the deal is. I said, hey, here's one they need to do. If I ever want to fish, I said, I don't need to fish here.

I said, we come up here to get bait. I said, because that's how y'all got. But it was so funny, those guys were watching that, it was a big TV with a little fish camera. And that big TV, that fish would come up, and they would say, ooh, ooh, ooh, here he comes, here he comes. Get ready, get ready, get ready.

Fired up. The screen is about big as that. And hey, a fish. You have a TV right here. Oh, yeah. And a fish comes swimming by? Well, he covers the whole screen. I'm good.

Oh, we got a monster coming, boys. Get ready. Then when I checked the hook on him, I reel him up, he's an inch and a half. He's the size of that bell. Oh, Lord. All right. Let's take our last break. Ice fishing.

Ice fishing. Yep. We're going to take our last break. We'll be right after this. All right, we're back. Look, ladies and gentlemen, this is our favorite time of the week. We're going to get in that hello at duckcallroom.com mailbox. But first, I wanted to thank my man Richard, who,

sent us a whole bunch of pistachios and a big old bag of almonds. He runs a place out there in California that grows pistachios. I'll just say this for you, Richard, when Gobwin descended upon them things, they wouldn't hear long. I didn't realize Godwin liked pistachios that much. But he straight, dough pop them things. But thank you, Richard. We appreciate you.

Johnny D., what else you got? Oh, man, we got a bunch of good emails in, mainly about our love of wildlife. And, Sa, do you remember a certain story you told a few weeks ago about raccoons? Yep. How big were they? 75 pounds, three of them. Steroids, boys. Cat steroids.

So at the time, I was kind of like, I doubt they were 75 pounds, but we had two people, my man, Andrew, who he's a special guy. He is always emailing in, and I love him. And then Dylan from Ferndale, Washington, sit in an email about Bandit the Raccoon. and he weighs about a hondo and they feed him ice cream and cake is why he weighs a hondo I was telling sigh about this thing earlier

Martin they found this this lady in Pennsylvania got a raccoon kept it as a pet they had to bolt their snack cabinets closed because the raccoon would get in he loved fruit loops was addicted to pringles

and they also loved Oreos so I'm a lot like this raccoon I'm about to say he got pretty good taste And he weighed 75. He was the Guinness World Record raccoon. 75 pounds. So I think if you would have got Guinness out there, you might could have had the world record. Oh, I wish I would have had a picture of this.

Okay. Because I wasn't ready for it when I turned on the porch light. You know, I'm expecting a cat. Well, we can. Well, let's put that food back out there. They'll be back. Hey, John D. They will.

Look at him, though. Let's see. Have you? Oh, goodness. I'm clicking it. It's not a very big picture. He just showed. one that was standing up.

Look how big that raccoon is. Holy good. You can barely see the lady. That's one that would actually make a hat to fit my head right there. Oh, you wouldn't want, hey. Oh, Davy Crocker could have made three out of this one. Would kill a 150-pound dog. That could?

That could. I don't think that raccoon's moving back. No, yeah, he would. I don't think that coon got a mean bone and his body. He laid up eating Oreo. Oh, hey. That night's cream. You know what the moral of that story is?

Don't eat tater chips and Oreos. Well, no, no, so, look, when I lived in Alabama, I lived in on Paint Rock driving through, and it's mountainous, okay, and I'd come to work at 4.30 a.m. Just dark, got the bright lights on. And I'd come around to be in the road, and the first thing I'd look at it, it'd be something in the road up there.

Well, when I would get closer, he would stand up. It was a raccoon. Yeah, well, hey, there was a lot of dead raccoons on the road, and I know why. He's taking on a pickup truck. Well, you're going to lose, dude. Pick up truck going 50 miles an hour. I mean, I know you're bad, but you ain't that bad.

You ain't that bad. Oh, those raccoons are mean. I had to look through my Instagram, too. Graham is also another guy that's a kid from Kentucky who makes his own fishing baits. It's sent us some fishing baits a couple of weeks ago, but I've been out. So my bad, Graham. Thank you for the chat. Bates. We do appreciate it.

And then I just have a story. Normally people send questions, but Maggie from Cleveland, Ohio sent probably my favorite story we've ever received because she heard us talking, Stone, you weren't here when we were talking about could you fight an animal. Stone, do you think you could

beat up a bear? No. Okay. There are 8% of Americans do. But apparently in the early 80s in Cleveland was a weird time because you could go wrestle a trained bear at the mall, and they put a muzzle on the bear, and Maggie's dad was 6'5 and about 3 Honda.

So, I mean, he's a big guy. He's a big guy. And so he signed up to fight the bear at the mall. Was that a real thing in the 80s? No, no, look, Bear Bryant was known, okay? He used to fight bears. The football coach? Yeah.

Bear Bryant, Alabama's football coach. When he was younger, he wrestled bears. I wish I was older. The 80s and 70s seemed like a really good time. No, I'm serious. And, hey, and pinned him. So I'm guessing they put a muzzle on him and deep-hauled. Get in there and wrestle.

Well, Maggie's dad. That's why the life expectancy back in was so low. Well, no, hey. By the way, I'm just throwing that out there. Y'all's a lot dumber back in. Well, hey, so Maggie's dad decides to go form-tackle this bear. That's dumb. Well.

He can eat that. Whenever he hit it, he says it felt soft, but then all of a sudden it was very solid underneath. And the bear picked him up, slammed him down, and started licking. Yeah, that's like that fullback got tackle there. Yeah, I know where he's talking about that. So I was just amazed that people were wrestling bears in the mall in the 80s. I missed the mall. We got to get back to that in America.

They wasn't too bright. No. If you're rattling wild animals, you need to get a lot. You need to get a life. In the mall. And paid to do it, man. I think they used to box kangaroos back in them days, too. We had a bunch of people send that dude that his dog got caught back.

I got my money. I got my money on the kangaroo. This guy won. He walked up to that kangaroo and said, and then the kangaroo let go with the dog and then he took off. Yeah, I've seen that. But you don't want to get in a full-on fight. No, that was kind of a sneak attack.

Yeah. But like if that kangaroo trains for you like you trained for it, you're in trouble. Oh, yeah. You're a big... Kangaroos or me. I mean, you can sneak anything. Like, sneaking them is one thing. Straight up.

No. That's rough. That's why I said my money's on the kangaroo. But if you can slip a couple and get his bag, you might have put him in a choke. But he'd probably be like eagle, though. You ain't going to sneak up on the back of him. The problem is. The problem with all of them things is the same thing.

And if you got on his back, if he gets that paw on you, he got claws. Humans ain't got claws on it. He just tear you to shreds, whatever he got. got a hold of. I mean. I ain't no fight no animal. No, that's done. No. Uh-uh. Not unless you absolutely have to. It's like men of snake. Men of snake don't play. I got a gun. I see him. I blow his head off. Thank you. End of discussion.

End of discussion. Yeah. I don't come to it. Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, boys. To each his own. All right. And then I got one more email. And it goes along. We've been doing some good news lately. And I like this because he sent some good. good news that I probably wouldn't have been able to see unless I lived in Starkville, Mississippi.

Chance, a Starkville firefighter sent this in. It is a story. A girl is graduating high school. Her name's Lashana, and she had a limited number of tickets, but she invited to graduation. She invited Todd Palmer, a firefighter, who in 2004 rushed into a burning building and saved her life. That's all.

And so now he's at her high school. graduation, I believe it was last weekend. Well, that's cool. And so I was like, that's really cool. So if you have other good stories like that, we'd just like to share them. And thank you to firefighters everywhere, because that's the first responders, boy. They will charge, whenever I'm running this way, they're running into the flames. So we really appreciate all y'all do. And Todd, you've been just, and sticking with that person and just keeping up with their life. That's just a really cool story to me. So I wanted to share that one. Chance, thank you for sending that.

in about your co-worker there. No, that's awesome. I like firefighters. I can appreciate it. Yeah, well, my father-in-law is one, so I can appreciate everything that they do for sure. Oh, that's cool. That's cool. Saved her life and then he gets to go to her graduation.

Yeah, when she was four. Or no, I think she was one and a half. That's awesome. That's a really cool. Great job, Todd, and great job Lashana for keeping up with everything. That's awesome. Good deal. Congratulations on graduation.

and all the graduates out there. Oh, yeah. Hey, it's graduation season. It's popping circumstance time. So if you know somebody that graduated something, tell them we said congratulations. Way to stick it out. Whether it's kindergarten, high school, college, it don't matter. Congrats. You stuck it out.

In a weird year. In a weird two years, really. It was hard. Kindergarten graduation was a big deal at my house. We didn't know if we were going to make it this year. Oh, so I got us a Bible verse. Is it time for that? Yeah, let's do it.

it's time for that. Let's send it home. John chapter 21. So Jesus has already been risen from the dead and the tomb is empty. And Simon Peter, you know what he said? Verse three, he said, I'm going out to fish. And they said, hey, we'll go with you. So they went out, got into the boat, but that night they caught nothing. Early in the morning, Jesus stood on the shore, but the disciples did not realize that it was Jesus.

He called out to them. Friends, haven't you any fish? Spoiler alert. He knew. No, they answered. he said throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some when they were when they did they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish then the disciple whom jesus loves said to peter it's the lord as soon as peter heard him say that he wrapped his outer garment around him and jumped off into the water he was so excited he just jumped in the water started swimming the other yeah the other disciples followed in the boat towing the nets full of fish because they weren't that far from shore and when they landed they saw a fire of burning coals with fished fish on it and some bread.

Jesus was there and he was just waiting on him and had a fish supper ready. Amen. You know what I take from that? He was running with the only honest fisherman ever. Because when he said, y'all got any fish, any other fishermen would have said, oh yeah, we got them. Oh, we got them. That's why they ended up disciples.

They said, oh, yeah, we told the line. Oh, yeah, we strapped them. If they had caught them, then they would have said, no, we ain't doing much. How big was that cropy that got off yesterday? About four pounds. Yeah, there it is. There it is. Well, when they got to shore, they counted these fish up, and it was 153.

And that's just really cool to me because that was the second time that Jesus did that. He liked pulling, oh, hey, you can't catch nothing. Watch the – I want to go fishing with Jesus one day. Well, no, no, because Peter told him. He said, hey, Lord, we've been fishing all night. We ain't called a scale. Yeah. He said, well, yeah, but, you know, throw it on the right side.

He tried to tell him, hey, look, I don't know. fishing all night. We ain't, okay. But Peter said, just because you said so, Lord, I'll throw it over there. Try it again. You know what? I've been fishing. I'm going to leave it with this.

But I've been fishing a lot of times, and I'm fishing, fish, fish, fishing. I'm like, man, maybe I should throw to the other side of the boat. That don't ever work for me. That's because Jesus didn't tell me. That's my old mind. You never down at the shore. Every now and I'm like, let me try that. Was that him that told me so over here?

Wait, was that divine intervention? That's right. That's right. Not by it. I wouldn't him. I go back and forth a whole time. I was watching something in the phone. Oh, yeah.

When we was at church the other morning and the phone rang. And the guy that was up on the day and said, you might already say that might be Jesus. Oh, all right. Well, our phone's ringing. That may be Jesus. We're out. Thank you all for tuning in for another week here on the duck call room. We're out.

See ya.