Duck Call Room - Uncle Si's Best Friends Plot to Vandalize His Home

Episode Date: June 11, 2026

Uncle Si becomes everyone’s favorite piece of American history as Martin realizes Si has been alive for a third of America’s lifetime. John-David traces one of his childhood crushes back to an unexpected source, Jacob plans his next Buc-ees run, and the boys plan the ultimate food tour for Europeans flocking to the U.S. for the World Cup soccer matches. Godwin’s unique feet make Martin cringe but spawn a realization that everyone in the room is a lot less weird than they thought. Duck Call Room episode #560 Text DUCK to 64000 for your 2 free gifts with the purchase of any Pocket Hose Ballistic hose. http://ponchooutdoors.com/DUCK — Get $10 off your first order and free shipping! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a Free 'Morning Person' Hat and FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler with your first AG1 subscription! https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Visit the website or call 864-644-1900 and mention "Godwin" to get 2 weeks free in the program! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You like Bucky's? I don't ever go on. Oh, no, he ain't ever been in more. You never been? I don't never go in. He said it's in a parking lot. So he just went in and bought him. He's got people, Jacob.

That's where you need to get to. That's the level you got to get to. He's got people. He's got personal shoppers. Yeah, I don't think that's going to ever happen for me. I like it. I'm quasi-one-a-one-s personal shoppers. It's enjoyable.

But I know what he likes. He doesn't change. No new tricks over those. You like, what's your favorite snack from Buckees? Do you have one? Probably the chocolate covered almonds. Yeah. Somebody was telling me about those cookie dough bites that they have in the refrigerator.

I'm sure. I'm not a cookie dougher. I don't just heard about them. I'm not a cookie dough person either, but they love them. They swear by them. Raised chocolate covered raisin. Yeah. I just like it.

Chocolate covered raisin. Do what? That's terrible. Oh, hey, terrible. That's good. Yeah. Why did raisins even get started? Yeah.

What's that little brand that had the cardboard box, or not cardboard, but like a little paper container when I was younger of raisins? Oh, what are those? It's not the... What was the question? A little red box of raisins. It's like a smaller...

Sunmade. Is it? Is that it? Yeah, I think that's it. Sun? It was a small box. Yeah, it's a little box. Yeah, it's a little box.

It's like... I'd always take the whole thing healthy. Do they still make it? I ain't eat no raisin. I just figured that. That is a good-looking woman on that box. Well, I figured they'd have to take her off.

I'm a man with a type, and the sun-made raisin lady might have shaped my whole type of woman. Did you eat a lot of raisins growing up? I remember the boxes. I don't like raisins. Well, I love it. He kind of dresses just like Allison. Hey, I can eat a case of what I'm saying. Lots of red, lots of white.

Because I used to take it, do it like a chew. Brown hair, fair skin. I'd have the whole box in my mouth That box started hatred for me Hatred? Yeah, hatred of raisins I don't like raisins I don't like them either

I don't know how they ever call them I'll eat them in a trail mix But I'm not like But I'm telling you that woman is gorgeous On the box I can't get past that I feel like The raisin lady was good looking what lady

They still make it by the way We're glad you're advocates For the sun-made lady I did you know I went to Gunnersville Alabama yesterday I saw an interesting shirt up there that only the state of Alabama could provide.

Would Hunter's grandpa wear it? Probably. I don't know if, well, we'll see if Hunter cuts this out or not. Is it that bad? It's just, it's weird. There was a guy wearing a shirt in a gas station. In between Gunnersville and Scottsboro, Alabama, there's nothing there, but I had stopped gas station.

Was he, it was for sale there? No, he was wearing it. This man had purchased this shirt. and it was a Native American on a horse and underneath it it says should have been a cowboy. Oh.

Should learn to rope and ride. Could you see that shirt anywhere other than the state of Alabama? They would cancel you quickly. That's pretty good. Native of America? No state. Mississippi.

Mississippi. Yeah. I just, I looked at the guy walking out of the deal. I said, hmm. I was walking in and take a leak. He was walking out. I said, hmm. That's a rage bait shirt. Yeah, that one, that one's one you make for clicks. I don't know if he made it himself on like, you know. Well, you know that guy that I used to have as a customer, and we know he's not listening. Who, Hunter's Grandpa? No, the guy that kept coming in

with the world-fullest outrageous shirts. Oh, yeah. Don't, don't bully me. Yeah, no, no, we can't go any further there. I don't get people. Hunter's. Stop laughing. Hunter, do you know the shirt? Yeah, Hunter's part of the group tag. Yeah, oh, yeah. I have this one customer and he wears these obscene t-shirts. Uh-huh.

I'm like, you can't wear that. Yeah. But he does? But he's deaf. That's also true. So I don't, but does that mean you can get away whatever? I wrote an elevator this morning and, uh, no, where was that? Meridian, Mississippi.

Where does life got to be to be taking elevators in Meridian, Martin? Well, I had to spend the night last night. I couldn't make it home. I couldn't. I know. I'm not who I used to be. At 1 a.m. I had to wave the white flag. I said, no, boys, I'm pulling over and going.

In Meridian? In Meridian. Ain't as good as I want. But there were two deaf couples on the elevator with me, which was very interesting. Talk to them? Not really, but I kind of understood what they were saying because of trying to teach our kids sign language before they could talk. So I got a lot of it. I was like, huh.

I could have asked them, you know, me still remembering for like a cup of water or something. but it wasn't a help none with the milk and all that stuff that we taught the boys back in the day. But it was, yeah. Why did you teach your? But they did not. Well, one of them had on a wild shirt, but it was just a Hawaiian shirt. It's like what Al used to wear when he was Big Al. Yeah.

Not now that he's skinny, Al. I don't really see him in the Hawaiian garb anymore. He's got off the flower print. A short sleeve button up is a good gut hider. Not as good as a vest. No, that's a container. That's a container. That's a that's a censor down.

A short sleeve button up is a big man's go-to. I'm not. They're friendly. Oh, I do. Hold on. Al's daughter's in here and she just called hard. Oh, yeah, she. I got to wear it.

I don't think I've worn it on this podcast. I've worn it before, but I haven't worn it on the podcast. The Gulf of America one. You have a Gulf of America? Oh, yeah. Al walked up to me. He said, I have shrunk past this, but I figured you could appreciate it. And I said, you bet you.

And it's just Gulf of America all over it. Yeah. That's ridiculous, Mark. Is it like a map? Is it just like a map? No, it really celebrates Gulf of America. It was, I feel like it was one of those Etsy shop deals. T-Moo.

Yeah, right when all that happened. I feel like it may have been fan mail. I can't imagine Al actually purchasing that. I would. It was, oh, he bought it. Oh, okay. Oh, he bought it. Al.

He's got short? Oh, I did not know this was a suit. It could happen to Al was if he got like on Etsy or something. That sucker would buy some interesting clubs. For a man who likes putting his name on his own forearm, I'm sure he'd put it all kinds of monogram stuff. I got some new pants on the way.

I can't tell you about them yet. I'll wear them as soon as they come in. Britches? Mm-hmm. Like full-length bridges? Oh, yeah. For America. They're awesome.

The American flag britches. Don't worry about it. July 4. Yeah, I know. It's the semi-Quincentennial. You know how many I've been practicing saying that? Oh. You, uh, the what?

The semi-quincennial. Semi-Quintennial. What does that mean? It's our 250th birthday, America. Oh, yeah. What's a quintennial? Centennial is 100, right? So this would be 500, so it's...

So it's a semi-quincennial. I don't know. Isn't every year until you get to 500, a semi-quincentennial? No. The semi-quincentennial means 250. What language is is? Half quintennial, not a semi. You want to argue with the government?

That's who named it. Yeah, I mean, I've got some, we've got some things we could discuss. I got some things we could discuss. Oh, right. You didn't know that's what we're calling it? I had no idea. This July 4th is the semi-Quincentennial. That is officially one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

I don't understand why it can't be semi. It needs to be half. right because quince is five right am i thinking about this right i have no idea it's the semi quintennial why can't you just accept that that means 250 i think there's a better way to say 250 i feel like i don't like i don't like the words you're using yeah yeah me neither 250 hey 250 you just say 250 yeah no everybody's saying it no i can't even say the words you're talking you can't say semi quintentennial no all right give it a ghost No, okay.

Sounded out. I mean, semi-quincennial sounds like a medical condition. And it is. Like, if you have semi-quintennial. It's a medical condition for whooping Britain's butt, 250 years ago. Like, if you're semi-quincennial lasts for more than four hours, you should see a doctor. Like, I feel like that's where we're at with this. If you have a semi-quincentennial, it lasts for 250 years.

Not four hours. And that's a problem. If you go semi-quincentennial. Right? Trouble closing a class. It's kind of like going septic. Yeah. I made you.

It's just to say, 250. Yeah. Yeah, I don't understand. Why did, why do we have to call it something other than this 250? Yeah. But you remember in 197, you remember in 1976, right? I was about to say, no, I do not. When it was the bicentennial. Oh, I remember 1776. You weren't there for that. 19, 1976, no mean nothing. But you were there when it was America's 200th birthday. Do you remember them calling it? Right. That's what they called it. Well, bicentennial. Yeah. Makes sense because it's two centennials. I'm just telling you what we as a people have decided to call it.

A semi-truck is not a half a truck. It's a whole truck. Maybe you would like the bicycle. This one's harder to say. See, that's why we're going with semi-quincentennial, because it's fun to say, and it's better than bisesquincennial, or cester centennial or the quarter millennium. That's why.

Now, that's better. Hey, it ain't tried nothing. There's 250 years old for crying out loud. Yeah. English. English. That is English. That's why we kick Britain's butt so we could speak English.

Yeah, you know what? Britain made these kind of words, and we said no more. I'm just telling them. We're going to start yeating. Yeah, we're speaking English over here because of that. Dadgummit. Throwing tea into the harbor. We're like it as simple as it can be.

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I'll forget that. They didn't have air conditioning. I mean, there's a lot of things they didn't have. And in Boston, they didn't have heat. They're in afar. You know it was cold up there. You know it was cold. Boston, they didn't have any sense either.

Yeah. And last time I went there, it's like I didn't have no salt or pepper either. Yeah, that's it. So, you know, they must have thrown that in there with the tea. I had some good pizza in Boston. Pizza? Mm-hmm. Pizza is for everyone.

Praise God. That was probably a smart move on your part. It was good. We went to a Red Sox game and then we went there. It's pretty good. Red So that was a good move on your part. Y'all went full-blown tourists. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

That's like you don't ever want to go to Britain. If you're in Germany. How would... Yeah. Yeah. If you're in Germany. You got to eat. Yeah.

Okay. So, hey, stay in Germany. Mm-hmm. The food there is real good. Hold on. England got fishing chips down, though. Yeah, they can cook at Ocean Whitefish. Defined Britain.

Like, where are we talking about? Well, there's too many countries in that. That's how I was about to say. I have no idea what it even means. I don't say, where are we talking about? That's enough. I don't know who's part of it. I don't know.

It's the UK. No, you're in Britain. Yeah. Yeah. Because they're all on the same team in the Olympics. When the World Cup starts, they got their own team. I don't know. And they got a king.

He ain't even in charge of nothing. No. It's very confusing. That's the cool part. What? They got a king. He ain't charged it. Did you imagine that job, though?

Who are you, the king? What do you do? Shake hands. He's a king. He's an entertainer. And he's very good at it. Is he? Yeah.

What? He did what? He's an entertainer. Is it a king now? He's a real good speaker. Like King Charles? King Charles was just over here. He's an entertainer.

And a great speaker. Donald Trump had him up on the stage and said something outrageous that made me laugh. and then I forgot what it was. Oh, no, the best one Trump ever pulled. He was having a meeting with somebody. Oh, yes, it's Japan. And he asked the guy and said, hey, y'all like surprises.

Why did you tell us about Pearl Harbor? They were busting on them for not telling them about starting war. He said, hey, hold on. You didn't tell us about Pearl Harbor. He said, hey, why didn't you tell us about Pearl Harbor? And it was a Japanese lady behind you. Praise God. It's your eyes.

It was priceless. Praise God. He's a funny person. But hey, leave it to Trump. Who would have to say in anything like that? Oh, he told that old boy sitting in there with him and said, I know you heard me those big beautiful ears. I mean, that is such a.

Yeah. He looked like. He looked like Dr. Spock. I know you, I know you heard me those big beautiful ears. I was like, he did not really just say. Yeah, he did.

He called, he made fun of his ears, but he called him beautiful. So is that okay? He looked like Dr. Spock. on Star Trek. He didn't call him Dr. Spock. That would be rude. That man runs NASA for crying out loud.

Oh, hey, I just tell you, your boys got big ears. I bet that... Beautiful ears. I bet that guy calls it a semi-Quincentennial. Yeah, they're beautiful. He heard it come. I'm not getting off of it. I will say the word semi-quincentennial on every episode of this from now until the 5th of July.

I got Simmons to wheel in here. We got it. Oh. It hurt him so bad. He got choked up. See, that semi-Quincentennial gave him emphysema. Look at there. All right.

I got to go back to this because you don't believe me. About what? That that's the name of it. I was still on that. You can go that it's... Semi means half in Latin. In Latin. And does Quincentennial mean 500?

Quinn means five. Well, that's fine. Yeah, I mean... But a semi-truck's not half a truck. That's not. So you're saying you're giving us a falsehood. We get to pick and choose on which root of semi we use. I don't like that.

We need to stay consistent. We spell whole three different ways that it means 14 different words. I mean, try and try and really break down English and you're going to feel weird. Yeah, we don't have the best system. It's a weird system. But we do make it our own. That's for sure. A semi-truck is not one single vehicle,

but rather a combination of two distinct units that can bend and pivot. Okay. So a semi-truck. That throws your three out right there. It has to be two parts. It's saying half truck, half trailer. Yep.

Two pieces. Oh, you call it a bunch of halves. Huh? Well, then why did we ever learn half? Why not? When we were learning fraction, why didn't we just say semi instead of one half? It seemed like it had been a lot easier. I don't know.

This is dumb. Just call it 250. You know what's shorter than semi-quincentennial? All those are standards? But how much fun is it to say? I do like quarter millennium better. It just sounds more intimidating. It does.

It's the quarter millennium. We're a pretty young country when you think about it. Yeah. Pretty dumb, too. How did you just tell it like it is? Young and dumb. It's the period of 250 years. Get off of this half and get off of this centennial

and give it off of all that other crap. Okay? You're talking about 250 years. Boom. Sae's been part of it for 78 of them. That is crazy. Let's do the math. Say.

78 divided by C50. Well, hey, now you're going down where I wasn't very good in scope. Si, you have been around for 31% of America. America, baby. You are a third of America. I'm a third of America. The entire history. You just said things right there.

You can go off all fancy. Yeah. You told her like it was, a third. A third. And when people ask, Cy, how old he is, he doesn't say a third of America. I say, hey, I'm a third of America. You should. That sounds great.

When I was 35, I was half. I was half. I was halfway to seven. America. lifespan. Oh, then you get in the math, I ain't very good. That's fine. I will screw that up.

That is crazy to think, Si has seen 30% of this. And arguably, like, the biggest changes. Mm-hmm. 30%. Side, do you remember when they invented cars? Yeah. They already had them.

Ford. Were you friends with Henry? Henry Ford. We called him, Hank. And it was a Model T. That is actually wild. What? Did I know that?

No. We should get AI. A third of America, size lived through it. So all the times, like, we've had, like, the industrial revolution, the technology.

Hey, that's why you all, this is for all the yuxes. Uh-huh. If you know old people like me, you used to learn to spend time with you and let me give you some jewels that I know about. Exactly. I do it twice a week.

Even better, I get paid to do it. Don't upstairs. But that's awesome. Why, we love me. Heck, yeah. How funny would it. be so you know like those videos have been viral it's like what was your dad like in the 90s or

whatever and it like goes back how funny it would be the AI sigh and like in all the industrial revolution all the wars and it just like throws sign to a mix of that time period and so i was like yeah i was around during this time i i asked my mother stuff like that yeah because my mom was a riveter on a b 52 bomber mm-hmm rosy this is a lady that when they're Her husband joined the war, World War II, joined the Navy. She left Louisiana, and every time she'd get on a bus, she'd grab a sailor or a Marine or a flight in the Air Force, somebody that was in a uniform and telling, hey, you're my husband until I get off the next station and went to California to be with my father. Where does she rivet and where Memphis?

Is that right? No, it was in California somewhere. That's where they were riveting them. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, because she went up there to be with him. You know, they had just been married, and I think they had Jimmy and Frank, one child. He left him with her brother.

I said, and when her mother said, where are you going? I'm going to California. Do you think that's where you got your love of riveting duck calls, reads? Do you what? Do you think that's where you got your love of riveting duck call reads? No, not really. Did you love it? It could be.

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And then he apparently found out and just no shows on you. What are we going to do, man? Who are you talking to? Oh. Hey, start the episode. I know. That was a good intro. It's how it starts.

I didn't know. If I thought. I didn't know. God, when you ever worn anything like what Johnny D's wearing? Ladies and gentlemen of the South and America, the world is looking at us for soccer, and we're going to beat their butts. No, we're not, but I hope we do. Sorry, I got excited.

World Cup. Right? It kicks off. World Cup is here. I need to go watch Ted Lassau again. It's the semi-quincentennial of America. Say it. Say it.

We're about to be 250. 250. 250. It's our semi-Quincentennial. away too 50. I did too. There you go. Not anymore.

I'm headed back that direction. I might have to get with you on a plan for all this inflammation. I got going on when I put this soccer trip. Hey, let me tell you. Yeah. Sigh is not here, y'all. He didn't, but I just think he's asleep, which is. He is asleep.

Good for him, man. Did we ever confirm where he is, Hunter? He's over. Yeah, he's hold. Just sitting there. Yeah. It's laughing at us. Just sitting there.

He's saying, what are them bars? No, I tell you, well, what he's doing he got that white t-shirt on with 17 stains he's sitting there watching fox news getting pissed off that so that's what he's doing right now he's not watching fox he's watching all right can we talk about it since he's not here what i love this great country clearly look at my wardrobe uh-huh i like our soccer team i like our basketball team i love our air conditioning i love everything about it special what that wardrobe oh yeah I had these shoes, but I got me some new,

one of those shoe laces to. I almost bought a USA team shirt at Academy. You should have. They're hosting, you know, like in Houston, so Academy's like helping all them people out. They did, I saw they did like a soccer clinic with. You've never heard of them. Messy?

Rumor has it. Messy. Is that right? Was in Buckees in Alabama today? Eating a brisket sandwich. I would pay money to see a photo. I don't know if it really happened or not. He chose why.

wisely. Yeah. As long as he got sliced and not chopped. Oh, yeah. Excellent point. Anyway. And put some of that sauce on it. I think we need to do something as a group for our dear leader.

And we need to take his dish off the top of his house and throw it as far as we possibly can and break it. Because he needs to stop watching the news. Who, sir? Yeah. Yeah, he just shows up angry all the time. I can't believe he ain't watching. This must be recently because he used to. he used to watch that LPB all time.

Yeah, I don't think he's got public broadcasting. No, he's exclusively on the news. And the news is there to just make you mad. No matter what side of the table you're on, they're going to get you enthralled by how crazy the other side is. Yeah. And then you're just going to be upset. Just tell me the news.

You ain't got to spin it? Both sides spin it. Both sides spin it. It just tears me up. Why act like the other side? there you go but do you think you think we should take size dish and throw it

I think the man's approaching 80 years old so he's earned to have whatever he wants to have I think y'all to have two dishes he's just he used to be a lot chippier when he'd walk in here now he did not what y'all don't see when we record this

podcast is the first 12 minutes where we let him vent about whatever has got stuck in his crawl He gets all riled up to it. He just gets right here, right, right, right. And I'm just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, yeah, I'm good. And then he gets happy.

Yeah, we're his sounding board. I just think the news is bad. Yeah, it's not good. It's, I mean, none of it. That's because controversy sales. So it all, it's all controversy. But see, what's crazy is it's only selling now to a part of the population because the rest of us have figured out just don't watch that mess.

Yeah. Well, here's what's crazy. Last night when they hit the NBA finals, Donald Trump was there. Yeah. I watched a clip of everybody booing Donald Trump at the NBA finals.

Yeah. Two seconds later, I saw a clip of everybody chanting USA because Donald Trump was at the NBA finals. And I'm like, I can't, which one was it? Yeah, both.

Both? But why am I seeing one and not? And it's crazy. Yeah, the Spurs fans were chanting USA and the Knicks fans were the ones booed. Most likely. Who knows?

I've never met a Knicks fan in person, so it's hard to say. I'm just glad. To me, it's cool that the Knicks are back because they were a team of our childhood and then they just went away. Like, you forget that they even played basketball. I didn't even know they were still a team.

I thought they moved to Las Vegas. Fishing's dangerous. What? Fishin's dangerous. What did you do? Look at my hands. I'm talking about nick and stuff. He's caught so many fish. Look. His hands are.

No. fishing ain't dangerous, catching his. Those fens all in my hand where they just must her up and pop out. Why don't you just grab them by the mouth? Like I ain't by... I do.

But when they fall on top of your feet and stuff. By the way, I'm going to post a clip of Gobbin's feet on my social media. It's going to go wide. You're going to need to see it. You would not be able to appreciate it from this distance of what this camera is from his feet.

His feet are insane. It's impressive. But do you, yeah, you just don't stay inside anymore, huh? No. You're outside pretty much every day. I fish every day except for Sunday. Every other Saturday till the fall, then Miss Paula gets in that deer stand, so fishing's out. And to that, I say, God bless America.

Only place in the world you can do that. What? Just fish every day. Oh, that's my job now. That's what I'm talking about. That's where you can make a living. It's a country you're, you can make a living. It's a country you can make a living fishing every day if you want to.

That's not commercial fishing. It's not running nets and none of that stuff. Do you imagine that German fella that's enthralled by Chili's looking at us right now, wondering how we're doing what we do? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Them feet are wild. Great.

Hot ones' feet. He kind of like, you went and got a pedicure recently, didn't you? Yesterday. Yeah. I noticed all them toes were squared, man. Every one of them squared off. That woman was rubbing. She said spray tan?

No. Oh spray tan. She thought you spray tan over your flip socks? She was rubbing my foot there trying to wipe it off. Well, in her defense, it does not look real, which is why I videoed them. Your feet are, your feet are. That is from a, I mean, when. Now, when you get that close to them, they look a little gross.

I hate people. Put some socks on, please. Is that a bruise? He just said, is that a bruise? I don't know. Did you kick some? Well, I dropped the fish on, he slipped under my head. How big was the fish to bruise you?

Two pounders. Hmm. Yeah, leave them down there. They look way more impressive down there. You got them up by me. I ain't like that too much. Nobody likes that, Martin. Nobody wants another man's feet next to him.

Well, I just waited in the lake. I clean. There's a whole, there's a whole website. dedicated to people wanting feet around them, buddy. No. I don't, hey. And the words of Hunter, you got to match your freak. Of all the sin.

Remember that one, Hunter? Of all the sinful temptations there are in life, a foot website doesn't even go on my radar. If anybody tells you I was on the dark web looking at feet picks, let me tell you something, they got the wrong fella. Unless it was like. I don't like my own. Yeah.

One of my best friend's wife paid for a cruise trip doing that. Looking on her feet? Looking at people's feet. Yeah, she took photos of her feet and got paid. She was like, the weirdos won it. And she got to go have a buffet on the water. Yeah. For a week.

She's like, I wasn't naked or anything, so it seemed okay. Would she have sock some? That's wild. Is she like, holy in America? No, unfortunately, I think that goes world. I think that goes worldwide. I think that came from England. They want you to do weird stuff.

They want you, like, dip your toes and ketchup and all that. Or, like, write their name. Yawin, do you not want to fish so much? I think I got you a side gig. I'd rather be broke living under a bridge. Than selling your feet? Then looking at feet. Oh, yeah, you ain't got to look at them.

I think the selling is the side of that market you want to be. What about hands? What's wrong with looking at somebody's hands? Of course, mine's all beat up. Galvin, being this close to you seeing your hands and your feet. Ain't nobody paying for that, brother. No, there's somebody who's that, that is, but I think your feet are in better shape than your hands, friend.

I would pay those people to put on socks and never show their feet again. It don't matter because you paid them. You say where we're out here? This is an evil industry. That's kind of crazy. There's a Bible verse about this. About feet? No, inventing ways of just.

doing. Oh, yeah. They invented. Romans won. Yeah, that's disturbing. That's on the internet. That's sad. Yeah, it is. I thought it was fake. I thought when people were making those jokes, like, there's no way this is, no, it's real. It's real.

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We're the normal ones. Are we? Yeah. Sir, what you've told me in the last five minutes. Yeah. It means we're very normal. I like, I pooped in the wood yesterday. It's more normal.

Did you take a picture of it? No. Normal. But it was impressive. Picture? It was, I did not. Normal. Then you're normal.

It gets weird when you start taking pictures. But if somebody stumbles across that, they're going to be like that cat was going to be buying, Jack. They're going to think. Very normal. Yeah. They said, whoof, he had to get rid of that. He was fixing a really big bag.

I was just about to back my boat in, too. Really? I said, no, I can't go fishing like this. That's a terrible thing. I would have went in the water. Or just in the woods. woods. Really?

Yeah. You prefer woods over water. To poop? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Weird. Yeah. I'm a water man.

Mm-mm. Seems cleaner. Yeah. Yeah, but you can't get away from. That's what I'm talking about. Every time you, you move, it comes to you. It's like you got, it's like you got a leash on it. You're like, get away from me, bro.

I guess if you got downwind enough and there was enough wave action, maybe, I don't know. I just, but it's a lot easier. Just go. little current. It's going to poop in the woods, man. Yeah. Get rid of it. Get out of it.

And that's what makes us normal. Yeah. Like, but if that farmer sees that working as corn crop because it was right next to, he's going to be like, you didn't even do that on your own property. Oh, why? No. It's pooping on a farmer's corn?

No, not on the corn. Next adjacent, corn adjacent in the woods. Yeah. I had to go. Where do you think he wiped? Dude wipes. Thank you. Mint chill.

Get that cooling sensation. I don't know what we're doing here. This is nutty. No, we are normally. Stay away from them straight menthol dude wipes, though. That is not okay. Burn. There are several.

Cigarettes. No. Whipes. There's, it says, menthol? It says it will make you tingle and they hit the nail on the head. There's lots of videos on TikTok on people just like me that had bought this. Because I thought maybe I was the only one.

uh-uh no it should have come with a very much stronger warning label because that's not that area is not supposed to feel like that no chance but i guess that same thing side does when he put ben gay on his hemorrhoids i don't know it's it's not bengay isn't it bengs vaporub all menthol time all heavy menthol components and he didn't even smoke menthols which is the craziest part. Yeah, no. Loves menthol.

Don't want to breathe it in. Heaven forbid we smoke it. Yeah, put that on the other end of you. You know. What was the last time you ran? I ran the other day. I sure did. What'd you do?

What'd you do? You know, I'm in that arm slinging club where you walk. And I run up the hill. There you go. Oh, yeah, walk the flats running a hill. You're just out there running for exercise? Yeah. You know, the personal growth that has happened in this podcast over the years.

I guarantee you. I might have come out there and jog with you, Godwin. Oh, yeah. I guarantee you. You do it at Roselow? Up here, yeah. Yeah, Roselon. Yeah.

Four rounds. There you go. Four rounds. Yeah, I'll just walk through the whole cemetery? No, we cut through Bromley's. Then we come down there right by the pond. Bromley's still alive for those. That's just a neighbor.

Yeah. And we go up to hill, and then we make four loops. And on the fourth loop, then you go down by the crosses and make another loop. and then you go out. That's three miles. Almost right at four miles. There you go. There's a lot of people that walk in cemeteries.

They do. It would be really cool if Jesus were to come back right when you were walking there. Unless you got left behind. Running. Unless all the dead rose and you're standing there saying, oh, oh. Trial from tribulations are here. Yeah. That would be tough.

Talking about the dead, did you hear the corner died? Uh-uh. He's still going to work. I know the corner. You scared me. Our corner? Yeah. I didn't say our.

He's my buddy. I didn't say. It's a guy that got us through COVID. In general. Yeah. He's a guy that came out here and swept that old boy up off a train tracks that day. Oh, come on, man.

Well, I mean, that's what his term, not mine. That's got to be a better way to say that. Anyway, if you're... I think when man meets train... There's only one. Yeah, the bigness of it. I think you're left with a broom and a mop, and that's about it. But have you seen the Europeans are descending upon our country?

Oh, that's good. It's phenomenal. I know they love us. Well, no, but they're learning our culture and our ways. They're about to all go back to Europe. Yeah, that's what's about to have. There's one particular guy. He had Waffle House at 1 a.m.

Went to Taco Bell at lunch and then headed on over to the Chili's Bar and Grill for dinner. And he's from Germany and he's having, I think he may stay. I think he was like, this is. what living's all about. If anybody from Scotland comes over here, they'll stay. I don't, I don't. If them poor rascals that ever, yeah, Scotland, all that area that think they know what sausage

and stuff in a casing is, if they ever end up down south and figure out what Budan is and taste it. They're never leaving. And those people, hey, if you're near, not, near me, there'll be a lot. I was going to say, if you're here from a foreign country, but you're not listening to us.

That's not true. Well. We have a few. Andrew, our friend Andrew that's been in here, just had a baby. Annie wore a honeyhole hat in the maternity photos. Andrew checks out. I'm saying most soccer fans aren't listening. Ireland. Ireland.

Yeah. But if you do, there's a best stop. Oh, man. Now in Houston, which is a host city. So if you're in the United States and your team is in Houston and you're going to the game, look up a place. I'm sure you don't speak a lot of English. Our language is kind of complicated. Look up a place called the best stop and go get you some Budin and take it home with you.

It is the exact opposite of a gar. That is so good. But the German guy who's going viral for going to Chili's and having his mind blown, he posted his map. He's headed to Houston from Chattanooga. Do we get to like drop pins on places he should try? He asked us to. Yes.

Okay. So when he gets to enter. state 10. Yeah. He needs to get used to getting off the interstate because there's a, there's a whole corridor right there. The route he's taken is all the way to moat. No,

it's not mobile. Where is that? Ascagoula or something. Is he driving out of Lexi? He's going to New Orleans, hooking a, I-10 to. Buddy, that next 150 miles could change your life. Oh, yeah. That is one fine food corridor right there, buddy.

You'll probably move in down there. He should. He's going to end up leaving here looking like a left. link a buddand. Woo, yeah. Just all swole out the same size uniform. He's going to have to buy two airplanes seats. Wait, he literally just posted that he has made it to Alabama.

Alabama got some good stuff. If you go to Clanton, Alabama, I understand. I just saw it. They still have a shonies. Overnight there, wake up, have your breakfast buffet. There you go. I just, I cannot wait for these Europeans to experience Buckees. I can't wait for, because that's coming.

I can't wait for these Europeans to experience ice. Oh yeah They won't give you eyes over Nope We got ice machines y'all Wait And meanwhile the England team's in Florida And they're all about to

They're all They're about to just ship them back Well they're about to have some really good fishing chips No they're not because they can't England can't function if it gets above 75 degrees Well bless their heart Have you ever seen like their extreme heat warnings? Yeah

Then you got to do the math to get it into Fahrenheit It's lame yeah They're lame They can't handle the heat Me and Galvin went over for Duck Dynasty in August, and we were buying jackets. I'd have to be. And they were running around in shorts and T-shirts, and I'm like, what in the world? Yeah, well, they used to it.

Well, and we got used to it by the end of it, but in the first couple of days was cold. We slid up in the, we slid up my first hotel. It'd be 45. And we were like, where's an air conditioner? Because you just need to run an air conditioner to, like, pull the humidity out of a room. And the people at the hotel were like, Yeah, we ain't got to him. No.

No air conditioning. Open the window. Oh, my window. Literally last month, the UK issued a heat wave warning to its citizens. Temperatures reached 30. 30. Degrees Celsius. I don't even know what that is.

Multiply that by nine-fifths, right? Nine-fifs. That's only 86 degrees. Yeah, you multiply by like nine-fifths plus. Only? It's 86 when we get up. That's what the... Okay.

You double what in that, huh? She said double it and I had 26. I remember why I was thinking nine-fifths was involved in that equation. I had 25th. It's been so long since I've been in school. I don't do school. I'm out. I'm recovered.

I'm out. Anyway, welcome to our country. Others, and we will play your sport with you and we cannot wait to watch. But they can't comprehend the fact that all my friends are coming over to my house Friday to watch the United States play Paraguay and soccer. You know what we're going to do, Martin? Watch Paraguay. No.

Are you getting the hot dog roaster out? Of course I am. This is America, son. I'm coming. I don't even care who wins. What is that? You do care who wins. I can't have the bonds, though.

That's fine. Hey, that's like our old 30 wieners, man. I can eat the winners. Come home. Cheese. 8 o'clock, we're playing Paraguay. I'll be watching. Now, if his wife get in there and slap together a pizza,

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Yeah, I mean, if anybody knows. They probably put it in a weird fruit. It's probably, what, is it considered a tree nuts? A tree nuts are actually not nuts. They're fruit. I don't. Oh, they're technically neither. What are they?

They're seeds. That's what I said. Oh, so there you go. Called a cashew apple. What? Cachos are great, though. They really are. They're so good.

If I eat them, I'm toast. I'm at the doctor. You do swallow up. We get all red stuff, and all splotchy. Will you eat something for the camera? for this podcast? Maybe. Why not?

Numbers start to tank. And size's not here. You want to jazz it up. I'm just going to start throwing your handbook. I'm just going to start throwing cashews at you. One time in life I was, I was hungry, and there was a bowl of cashews, and I knew it. But they were so good. And I just said, you know what?

We're going to deal with the repercussions of this later. And I mean, I swelled up. I swell up and I just turn all red and itchy. My whole body. That's crazy. Why does that happen? Why do my calves hitch because I eat cashews? I don't recollect being allergic to nothing.

I wasn't until a few weeks ago when I found out I'm now allergic to poison ivy or whatever. Remember I used to be growth I had on my arm? I was a kid I was, but now I'm not. I'm the opposite. Like the older I get, the more I'm like getting weird allergies to stuff now. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's maybe it's P.

Maybe losing all that weight is getting ready. You're going to be able to climb trees, hang tree. I'm already climbing trees. I ain't going to have to worry about poison ivy or none of that no more, huh? Nope. There you go. Nope. So what's important?

World Cup is soccer. Everybody's here. Like, I watch the World Cup because it's the biggest sporting event in the world. Exactly. I watch all championships because why not? I mean, you want to watch the championships. like I've watched the NBA finals now, which really feels rigged.

I don't think so. Man, the way those games in, feel like there's a script. I'm not saying there is. I'm not one of those conspiracy fellas, but it just seems like this long string of things that has to happen continues to happen.

And I don't, I don't like it. But, you know, you think Donald Trump went to the NBA finals to help rig it? No. I do. I'm going to go to. down that road.

I like it. Oh, okay. I just decided this in this moment. The, uh, no, but I don't know. It's weird. The college world series starts this weekend, too. I don't watch basketball. I played it one time and everybody run down to the other end and I just waited on

them to come back because I went down there with them and then they took off. I'm saying, I ain't running all this. I just sat there waiting for them to come back. Me and Gobbin were the king. Then they put me on the bank. You would not like soccer. Yeah, that's a lot of running. Yeah, but they go down there.

They down there a while. Sometimes. They don't. Over here and then back over here and then back over there. I mean, it's just you run down there and they already hit it to the other side. Yeah, soccer's one. I don't really understand. I'd play on that.

Head lasso was my favorite version of soccer. How do you not understand soccer? Don't use your hands. I understand that. I know, but who's doing it. and what? But it's like, it's always like one team just wants to play defense the whole time and then just counter like fast break.

Yeah. And then, but one team, they're like always on one half of the field the whole time. And it just. Strategiery. Yeah, I mean, I just don't get it. I'm more of, uh. How come everybody just don't go for the ball? Like one nothing.

Nah, bro. Let's make this like 15 to 14. Like everybody kicking goals and storing. No, because one nothing's exciting. Is it? It's right at the end. Oh, yeah. But I guess in the world, can they tie in the World Cup?

in the group stage they can. Okay. So this is where soccer officially has to declare a winner, though. Yeah, we ain't fine all the way. Okay. After the first three games, then it's like you win or you go home. Okay. All his nephew plays soccer.

We've been going to a couple of games. I can't figure it out. He's just trying to put the ball in the net. Where does he play? Is he in Neville? Does he kick or does he stay in there? No, he kicks it. I just wonder if he's a ball.

goalie or not. I'm out. No, I ain't to go. That's the way you asked me. It was the goalie? Well, I was trying to dumb it down for the man that said he didn't understand. Well, I don't know. Does he use his hands? No.

He can't use it. He's a kicker. Yeah. Okay. So he's a ball kicker. There you go. I'm just saying. But anyway, look, folks, we know there's a lot of y'all listening.

Man, going through it. And there's a lot of folks that we're friends with that are currently going through it. Right now, one of my best friends with. wives. She started her chemotherapy today. So Alicia, we're thinking of you. We're praying for you. I will hopefully have you fried croppy delivered to Vanderbilt Hospital tomorrow because I know it's one of your favorite things to eat. So my buddy Fred has stepped in the gap right there to provide for them since he lives in the Nashville area. But man, between you just see it so much these days, right like there's and it it it affects everybody so and my my uncle cori's dad johnny uh he had

we didn't know he would even had cancer until like last week and they've already had surgery today and i literally got the update during this that like got a text during this episode that surgery went all right so okay he's out of that now but it you know every but everybody's dealing with something you all don't think that um you know because we We get to sit here and talk into these cans that life doesn't happen for us. And it only happens for y'all. I got another buddy. I just went fishing with him, Dustin Connell.

His dad passed away suddenly last Friday. Massive heart attack out of nowhere, had no idea anything was wrong. And, you know, now I told DC, well, D.C., you know, we've got a lot in common. I sure was hoping this wasn't one of the things that we would have in common, not for a while. because losing your dad is a tough one, man, especially as a male. So, man, there's just that kid that probably keeps popping up on a lot of y'all's Instagram, Will Roberts that's fighting the osteosarcoma. Like he made the video that went viral that got Trump to sign off on expanding this drug.

Like, I keep up a will and he's fighting. So, man, the world's just riddled with it, y'all. Yeah, we like to be a fun little place where you can escape the real world. but you know but thoughts and prayers for everybody and if you at home field led please for all these folks just throw them up lay them at the feet of jesus y'all um you know it's just you know we're a praying bunch we believe that his will is perfect we don't don't understand it because we're not him right so um so whatever everybody's going through there is a reason there's a season for it we love you guys um if there's anything we can be praying about pop them over in the

the emails, ma'am. We'll get a bunch of them. Yeah. And I do. When I read them, I stop and pray for them right then. Yeah. Even if we don't bring them up here on the podcast. And I've talked to a lot of people throughout the years that have listened to this and

like, they'll come in the honey on and be like, dude, I was going through some crap. And y'all talked about giraffes and World Cups or whatever it is we talk about. And we like to give people a break. But at the end of the day, we're all going through it. everybody and if you you rewind this podcast about a year ago your boy was really going through it yeah i thought johnny d last night we were all going through it though johnny d in a text last night was like if this going to start happening every may and june i'm just going to start skipping skip it i don't need no birthday no you can you can fast forward through this let's get to july

man um but but it reminds me of a verse in the bible in john and this carpenter from nazareth uh his name was jesus oh he he because we've got the world cup here so Yeah, me. Anyway, a one 1633. This is Jesus talking. I've told you these things so that in me you may have peace. In this world, you will have trouble. That's a guarantee from Jesus right there.

Amen. But his next words are the most important part. But take heart, I have overcome the world. Amen. Whatever you're going through, Jesus has overcome everything there is to overcome on this earth. And one day we'll all be together in heaven where there won't be any of this. No, that's what I told them wheelers.

I said, Jacob, you got a bunch of the trophies, man. Every trophy you could imagine for fishing. I said, you about to win the biggest title of y'all's life, man, when y'all defeat this stuff. Yep. Amen to that. Yeah. I said, Alicia, going to have the biggest trophy.

So take that buddy. Buddy. Buddy. But that's it, y'all. Thank you all so much for listening to the duck call room. Thanks for letting us be an escape for you guys. And hopefully you'll let us keep doing it for a long time. But we love y'all.

We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out. I want to go with a European to Waffle House.