Duck Call Room - Uncle Si's Colonoscopy Story Is a JAW-DROPPER

Episode Date: March 14, 2023

Si shocks the room into silence when he recalls what he had to do for his latest colonoscopy procedure, but everyone agrees it's an important step to take care of your health. Martin and Jay share their funniest game warden stories, and John-David tells everyone about Jase's hacked Twitter account. Si has a new "fact" about Koh-RE-a to share with the boys. John-David is back from his trip to NASA, and Jay is absolutely stunned to hear Si's conspiracy theories about the moon landing ... and other events. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Johnny D, you back from me spring vacation. Oh, spring break, 2023 is in the books. Really? That was like the kids, spring break. The first week of March? That didn't even spring.

I mean, it is spring this year. Martin, that's a road. I'm not willing to go down. But if I had an opportunity to speak to the people that run that school, I'd say, should we put spring break in spring? Yeah. But it is nice because nobody else is on spring break.

So we knock it out early. There you go. And then I'm back by Wednesday to take over for big days. And spring break, the last week of February, first week of March, just it seems wrong. Well, the zoo in Houston was empty, which was fantastic. But NASA. Oh, empty with people. No, yeah, no, the animals were there.

Oh, okay. But there were no people, which I don't go to the zoo for other people. Yeah. Go to the zoo for the animals. Oh, yeah. You can see them animals any day. Yeah, it was nice, though. We went and we went to NASA, which was weird.

Young Carter get his run. Oh yeah, we saw the rhinos. I decided to stay in there for 20 minutes. He made a YouTube, but he said, Dad, film me. I said, film me. Film me with a rhino boy. He said, for my YouTube channel, I said, you don't have a YouTube channel, but one day. He said, I will if you film me.

All right, everybody, this here's the rhino. It's back behind me. And then I was like, okay, this is over. And then he looked back at me, he goes, did you stop filming? So I got in trouble there, but, yeah, it was a lot of fun. You can have to start traveling with Hunter. Take him with you everywhere you go. you everywhere you go. Also, NASA?

Yeah. You better have a good credit score to go there because you're going to need to take a loan out. Well, how else we're going to pay to go to the moon? I mean, they claim it was too expensive to keep going back, but good night of living.

Well, you've seen it firsthand. Did we go? Could it have been done from there? Sir, I did not see it firsthand. I saw it secondhand many years later. But I did see the spot. I'm not going to I'm not going to, I'm reserving judgment. That's not like you.

On the moon landing. Well, they claim we're going back. Are y'all doing a commercial right now? What is this? For NASA? Yeah. No, I'm against it. Oh, no. You got any thoughts on us, no?

Any thoughts on what? Did we go to the moon? No. Did we go to the moon? No. No, they're 51, boys. That's why they got four. Are we serious about this?

Yeah, they're anti. I'm not anti. So, y'all, y'all would sit here with a straight face. and say we did not go to the moon. I will not do it with a straight face. No, there has not been a giant leap, one step for mankind and all that giant leap. No.

So let me get this straight. That was there 51. We did not land on the moon. Nope. Steroys do not make you hit the baseball further. Steroids do not make you hit their baseball. And O.J. Simpson is innocent. Hey, look, according, look,

According to the way our system works, that is correct, sir. Okay, because, hey, there's a thing known as reasonable doubt. Well, I watched the entire trial, and look, I have reasonable doubt at the end of it. So, hey, if I was been on the jury, it would have been, you know, Levin said guilty and it had been one saying not guilty. I don't know that we can go there. I don't know enough about it. You kept up with Mr. Murdahl's case?

Right. Well, I'm just saying. He's guilty. He was found guilty, but... Two life sentences. Back to back. Oh, I left the most important one out. And Black Panthers do exist.

And Black Panthers do exist. I didn't even feel like going down that road. That's the big four. Those three, those... That's right. I'll let you slide on a bunch of other stuff. But, nope, that's the big four, baby. You don't get no slack fare.

So what, Sam, what do you believe in other than Jesus? Huh? Because everything else you're telling me. What else is there? What else is there really? Everything else you're telling me is a fraud. Yeah. I'm just like, I just, I'm confused.

And birds aren't real. You try to rip all the fabric of my childhood out. Like, I just don't, I mean, we went to the moon, right? I think, it seems really tough. No, no, no. All right, let's just apply a little common sense. Okay. It's far away.

Look, tonight, when it gets dark, okay, just go out in your yard and look up and say, wait a minute, these people are telling me that we actually set foot and walked on that piece of cheese that's way, way up there. Now it's made of cheese. Really? Here's my day.

Get real, folks. All the little kids games in the NASA Museum, half of them are broke. Okay. If you can't run a kid's museum section. Well, you've got to spend money on the rockets, man. Ah, well. Budget constraint.

Inflation. I did learn that we're going back in two years. So, I mean, once you do, hey, I'm open. I'm a free agent in this matter. Who told you we were going back? They did. I was at the thing. He was at the thing.

Also, there was like a weird family there with really big suitcases walking into the museum. And I'm like, are y'all? Are y'all going somewhere? Like, I don't know. Why'd they have their bags packed? Maybe they wanted to go to the moon. I don't know. They sent them back outside.

It was weird. No, they was aliens, or we're sending them to the map. Maybe. It was a weird day. They had the bags packed. We did go to the little room where they did all the stuff, though. That was cool. Mission control?

We got in trouble. No feet on the seats in there. Did you see Tom Hanks? Tom Hanks wasn't there. Houston. But the old guy named Neil's. like, hey, please remove your... Was Lieutenant Dan?

They're very serious. No Lieutenant Dan either. But hey, maybe. I don't know. That's a good movie. I enjoyed it. Apollo 13, that's a good one. Lieutenant Dan's in Forest Gulf.

Yeah, but he was also in there. He just wasn't Lieutenant Dan. I don't remember what his name was. I mean, Gary Sanis was, and Tom Hanks couldn't be in a movie without each other for there for a while. They were like Will Farrell and... John C. Riley or whatever. They were just doing movies.

Yeah, just they were. They took the Adam Sandler model, like have the same five people in every movie and see what happens, you know. Works good for like seven of them. Get paid for a while and then start making bad movies and still get paid. It works. Yeah, but Houston's a cool place. It's big. Did you have any breakfast tacos?

I did not. We ate cinnamon toast crunch every day for breakfast. Uh-oh, cinnamon toasts crunch. You can't afford a breakfast taco if you go to NASA. I'm serious. Pizza there was like 20 bucks. At NASA? They got pizza?

They got a whole restaurant. Really? Did they have like space names to everything? Kind of. I did eat one of them, astronaut ice cream sandwiches. That thing was gross. Did they have any tang?

Isn't that the orange drink? That all the astronauts drank, right? They didn't sell tang there? They didn't sell tang? No. Now it's a fraud. Now you're winning me over now. That's it.

Like, what the heck, man? That was part of the... I don't know what we're talking about right now. I have to breakfast of champions. This bothers me. I'm going to go back to watching fish, and y'all talk amongst yourselves. I was talking about some Tang and Vietnam,

but I don't think it's the same thing. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No. We did go to Vietnam, confirmed. We did go there because I actually there was there. That's real.

Are you sure you were in Vietnam? Oh, yeah, I'm positive. Are you sure? Trust me. I mean, you couldn't have been in Korea or something? No, no. No, I definitely could not be in Korea because, hey, they say that is the coldest place on Earth. It ain't the Antarctic, okay, it's Korea.

Korea is colder than the Antarctic. That's right. There's number five. You heard it here first. You heard it here first. Stone said there's number five. Korea? Are you aware?

Ain't it a jungle? What? Ain't it a jungle? I don't know if there's not. I know one thing. It's in the dark. Sir, I think we're confused on your definition of Korea. I put it this way, North Korea's in the dark.

I don't think it's like physically in the dark. I just think they don't let anybody in. Yes, it is. It is too. Because look, you fly over it in a plane at night. You fly over North Korea, there's no lights. You go get over South Korea. Hey, they got a party going on in South Korea.

They got lights, music, everything. Oh, my word. North Korea, hey, is in the dark. dark son trust me i just like that size made it a long oh kow yeah he's googling it he's right oh i'm he's googled it look he was so confident i didn't even question him so oh no hey i still don't i still don't think it's that cold there even though with no air or heat but no no no lights it's cold look i'm just i'm just telling you what all my

friends in the military have told now it may be a cold place to live oh no it is it's a cold place for it's a cold place for your friends in the military feel about you just being totally against landing on the moon, which I'm now 50-50 on. Well, say, about half of them are with me. Half of them? Okay, we're all 50-50. Hey, we didn't land it on the moon.

Well, we're pretty much 50-50 about everything. We either did or we didn't. I mean, there's 50-50 chance. We did it all. Flip a coin. Flip a coin. Call it, hell to tell. You got a 50-tenth chance.

We're about to have to go first break. Uh-oh. We only have a first break. Since your end of debunking things, I just got a question. Who shall be? by JFK. Well, hey. I mean, if we're ripping down things

from the 60s and 70s. Who's the guy that played in Dallas? JR. J.R. shot, hey, how's who shot him? J.R. U. J.R. you and shot him, boy. I haven't heard that one.

But I do have some opinions. Hey. He was a big Texas Caler Rancher. You know he's a word of shot him. Okay. There you go. J.R. did it. All right.

We'll be back out after this. And we're going to the moon in two years. Cheers. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here.

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I get it. Look, I get it. The most suspicious thing to me about the moon. The most suspicious thing is how can I be on Lake Darbon and not call my house? But we had clear communication with some boys that was way up yonder 50 years ago. There's a lot of questions. You got a valid point there. That's the one, like, I can be, I can be 17 minutes from my house. Yeah. And I can't make a call.

Yeah. But that's gum it. My pair. Yeah. This is one giant leap. Really? And the president called them. Yeah.

I learned that. I risked my case. And then they kind of just stood there real still while he talked to them. Now, I'm not saying that that couldn't have been done in post. Maybe they videoed it and dubbed the audio over. I'm not saying that that's not possible. it just seems unrealistic that I can be on this planet and not have cell phone service, but yet in 1960, whatever it was.

That's it. We were able to say, yeah, man, we're here. Look at this. And then hit a four iron or whatever like that. Yeah. And then another thing is, okay, that's a giant ball of cheese up there. And there's not one mouse or rat on that giant ball of cheese. Well, you can't confirm or deny that because nobody's ever been there.

They may be there. Well, I'm talking about. That's another one. But if the moon were made of cheese, would you eat it? Oh. Well, of course you'd eat it. Depends on the cheese.

That's right. Monster? Well, here's the question. What flavor is it? That's what I mean. All right. That is the question. What flavor is it?

For you, let's call it Colby Jack. Is it? Oh, Colby Jack. Would you eat it? I like it. He likes pepper jack. Yeah, purple jack. Hey, Kobe Jack.

What if it was Pimena cheese? All right, that ain't bad. All right, then I could make them for being a cheese of sandwich. Now we're talking. I beat me an old guy when to be at Hogg. Heaven then. Dang, that's a big one.

3-7-6. Bessie. Oh, Bussie. Oh, Bussie. Oh, Bucci's. Oh, good. There is a lake in the northern parts of Louisiana that is on fire.

The problem is it ain't a lake. I call a four-pounder. It's a part. I call a full-pounder off the golf course. In Alabama. It's a big lake. It's a big, it's a lake. It's a really big pond.

It's a pond. Well, it can fit 4505 boats on it because they're all there. They've cost a floatilla. It's called a flotilla. Number seven bass in the history of the state and the number two croppy in the history of the state in like the past two weeks. Who have? People. I know, but where?

On bus. People that shopped at the honeyhole. but actually I don't know. They have caught, and every time you look up, somebody's catching 12. No. You know what? No, it's on by the...

It's probably got them big giant brim. It's owned by the state. You wouldn't want to go there. Why, I wouldn't I want to go there? Because you ain't getting out of there without talking to Mr. Green. Green James. Either at entrance upon exit or both.

Are both. They're protecting that thing. Or both. Mr. Green's. And I'm full. it. Yeah. Oh, I am too. I wish they'd make it catch and release only. There's a lot of opinions. I'll tell what. I'll never forget the time that I rode with Phil. He'd spoke to a bunch of game wardens.

Uh-oh. That was one of the most awkward speeches I've ever been a part of. Epic. Boy, it was the word. Here's how I went. Stanton calls it awkward. He calls it epic. It was awkward and epic. So Phil goes in there. It's in East Texas. I forget. It's been 20 years. years ago. And he walks in and there's 300 game boardings in this building. They're all in uniform. Check please. And there's 300, there's 300 green pickups. That's right. And I can see Phil he was a little nervous. He was a little nervous. He didn't ever get nervous. He didn't, he hadn't broke the law in a long time. You know, it's statute of limitations and run out.

But his line, I'll never forget it. He gets up in front of him. And he says, good to see you, boys. He did that long sigh. He said, I can't wait until I get to heaven because I can catch all the fish I want to catch. Kill all the ducks I want to kill. And I won't have to worry about a game morning because ain't none of y'all going to be there. Ain't none of you going to be there. They busted out laughing.

We got in the truck. He said, don't they all laughed, but I was serious. He said, that's all this joke. He said, but I're dead serious. I've met a few game mourns that I like. Yeah, they saw them in her, brother. Oh, yeah. But, hey, let's put them all in one category.

Most of them. Most of them. Most of them get a thumbs down. I haven't had a negative run in with a wildlife official in quite some time. Me neither. Last time I did, they got. mad at me because I was hunting in a closed area. I wasn't hunting.

I just had my camera. I was filming. I was filming. I was filming, I was filming taking pictures. And it is closed, but I wasn't hunting. I thought I was within my rights.

And I was. But when they saw the decoys and everything, they just knew I was hunting. But you didn't have a gun? Huh. No, I just had a camera. No,

but they walked all the way out there and rude. I mean, I'd been out there for three hours. I run everything off. And then they were finally starting to trickle back and I was getting good stuff and here they come I was like man I just got this working man yeah yeah yeah I'll show up yeah but hey good on them I guess I don't know it was fun but that was the last time I had a negative experience with one rest of them been pretty positive I mean if I say

positive they just come up there say license shelves all that yeah here you go all right all right have a good day you know if you follow the law there's not gonna work time and them got checked in text oh I'm tell you right now that it's so crazy when they come walking up, I can be to the letter of the law, and I still get nervous. I don't know why. There's a lot of laws. I think it, well, I think it's because there's probably some pass-in still hidden up under there that I'm like,

man, I don't know, this don't even feel right, you know? Am I going to get one for something I did back then that you didn't know about? Sir, what were you doing on the evening? I ain't even getting caught of October 2002. I don't know. I wouldn't always an upstanding citizen. They checked Tommy and

and feeling them over somewhere in Texas in Tom, you know, they had the cameras running, you know, and he says, hey, where's y'all's permit?

You know, and Tom and Phil said, what do you mean? What permit? He said, your family permit. Filming permit. Oh, yeah,

you got to have them in some state. You know, I said, hey, let's go, let's go to the courthouse, and we'll check that, show me that on the books. I don't see that on the books.

Yeah. You got to have it in some states. Hey, have it done. You got to have it there. Yeah. They figure They're riding them a ticket

Oh yeah Every state out west you got to have Like you get a parent And here's the funny part Tell me, well where did we get this permit? He said oh you got to go up there You know and said well when did they open He said nine o'clock

He said well hey we're going to be hunting And filming at before daylight Right at daylight We can't wait Yeah this is what we do for a living You know and they said well hey You got a problem If I'd have been there, I'd say, hey, y'all call Houston to work it out.

Houston, we got a problem. We back on, we back on that NASA, baby. Everything goes back to NASA. Is this still called NASA? I got a T-shirt and everything. The white one with a little circle logo. No, I got one that looked like the Astros, and it was an astronaut playing baseball. Oh, baseball boy.

I like it. I thought that was like, if I'm going to support NASA, I'm at least going to also support Jose Al-Too-Vas. Do you get a weird magnet? like for your refrigerator. We didn't. They were too expensive. How far can you hit a baseball on the moon? On the moon?

I can probably hit a home run. On earth I cannot. I'm sure it's a math problem. We could work out. It would not make a difference. Oh, that's how them craters got there because all them boys taking steroids. That's where some of them landed.

What are you watching? Fishing. Fishing? What is it? Who's ahead? I don't know. They're showing 30th place right now. Oh, well, good.

who's bleeding, who's leading the pack? I don't know. I haven't been able to watch that close. Well, Google it. Where are they fishing? Why would I Google it? There we go. Edwin Evers is in the lead.

Oh, Edwin. Evers has got them. He's in the lead by less than a pound. Oh, less than a pound. He ain't going to hang on. Well, he can catch another fish, too. Oh, he ain't going to hang on. I'm telling you, somebody fixed the hook into about a five-pounder.

The man knows about everything. No, I got my opinion about everything. whether I know anything or not. And it'll be a strong opinion. Oh, I do have strong opinion now. No true words have ever been spoken than that. I do have a strong opinion about most things. There you go.

Hey, well, how do you feel about this next break coming up? Let's take it. We'll be back right after this. Hey, we'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Oh, I do have something to give you all. There's not a Black Panther at the Houston Zoo, by the way. I looked very long.

I will put Houston Zoo as the number two. I never got to say that. Houston Zoo is fantastic. If anybody's needing something. Simply gun? Simply gum. Gun. Our fans, Chris and Julie, from Dodgeville, Wisconsin.

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Julie. Wait a minute. Fennel's a drug? Oh, no, fentanyl. No, that's fentanyl. No, that's tough of kidding. Well, hey, well, no, that's what I'm saying. I ain't trying to kill you.

On this episode of the Duck Call Room, we deep dive into the fitness in America. You want some coffee gum stone? What? What about maple? Ginger. No, hey, tell me the maple. Maple?

Yeah. Okay. I'll try the maple. Because I was just up in Michigan. Okay. That's where you're not to play baseball. Well, I tried to throw another one because that one's gone. I tried to throw it to the man that could catch, and then you put your hand up.

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Is this made in California? Man, I'd have given you the cleanse. This podcast took a weird turn. There you go. You've been wondering what it was. Don't look at it. Just taste it. Tell me what you think.

We're going to hear Sy smacking on gum for the rest of this episode. I don't think so. He don't like he's that impressed. It ain't got much flavor. I figured it had a, I was just telling you, I just got back from Michigan and they had some blue stuff on a tree and it was on a maple tree.

Oh, it was their speaking. Yeah, maple syrup. Maple belongs on waffles. Oh. And bacon. And bacon. And bacon. That's right. Spearmint belongs in gum.

How's you agree? I haven't tried. Come on, man. Well, these people are very nice. I don't want to like... No, I mean, well, that's the point of it's just to try them all. There's no sugar. There's, something about it being sugar-free.

It's really for God would like to sit there in all. No, they're sugar in it. Organic, raw cane sugar. Oh. Okay. Well, here's one that says sugar-free. They must have got that one for Guy-Buh. I'll save that one for him.

It ain't much sugar. Hunter says that. that fentanyl ain't much. We gave the producer some too. Well, guys, the maple doesn't have a very strong flavor. Hey, sometimes not having a strong flavor is a good thing. Yeah, it's the light. I saw a box sent to us yesterday. I forgot it. Does that one have cayenne? Can you taste the cayenne in it or not? No. It ain't there. No, I was looking forward to it, but it's actually, this one's good.

Is it? Perfect. See? Look, that's why you try them all. It ain't bad. So I got a box I saw it the other day I meant to bring it I'll bring it next time from our friends at hemp hill farms

Oh the Tennessee boys Yeah they sent me a message on Instagram Asked me if we'd got the package I got it I just forgot it So now What is it? It's the funniest note When I open it up

It's CBD products Okay And that's good for Inflammation muscle so it was like a deal with I rolled it on my I got tendonitis and my elbows

I rolled it on there and let me tell you something it worked but the most intriguing product they had was a salve a CBD salve S-A-L-V-E and the note said

better than Vix vaporub for Uncle S-Size hemorrhoids so I'm bring that somebody gets a teaspoon boy that CBD sir there you go right and you spread that CBD on your hemorrhoids and we'll see what happened and you report back well hey here's the deal you know this this remind me when me and jakes got into this argument about that oh boy

because he's got hemorrhoids and i said well hey look i got the cure for you but if you're just too hard-headed to use it hey i can't help you yeah just suffer oh he's hard-headed right you ever had him the good news i had them Okay, and look, Vicks Viparov, when they were itching, it stopped it. When they're hurting, it's stop it. Okay, when they're bleeding, it stop it. So, hey, look. I've never experienced them.

So everything you just said is itching, hurting, bleed. Hold on. Hold on. Plus, one, we had a person that wrote in about the Vex Vaporov. It's because I told them my mother used it as a remedy for everything. Actually, we actually consumed it. She'd feed it, y'all in a spoon. Yeah.

Okay. And we used to actually, like, sore throat, hey, you took a little bit, you know. I swallowed it. Hey, hey, store throat, gone. Well, they said it was. It burned it all. They said it was poison. Somebody the other day just told me, said, no, that was false because somebody wrote in and said,

okay, that ain't true what she said about it in a poison. That's actually the exact opposite of what the person that wrote in said. They said it's most assuredly poison. No, it's not. for you. That's been, that's been, that's been proven.

No, that's been, challenged. Did you see Jase is selling a, the laptops on Twitter? Do what now?

They're selling what? Apparently, Jayce's password to Twitter was 1, 2, 3, 4 or something. Because now somebody's selling MacBooks on his Twitter. At Jay Stuck, man? Oh, yeah.

That's all, as Twitter's like, LSU baseball rules. Also, if you want free laptop, sign up here. Then Jason was all mad and said people are gullible. Why would I sell him that book?

Then some of his fans are mad at him for being mean about it. It's fun. I'm going to. I got some emails to forward. I'm going to hold comment on that. He's going to hold his comment on that. I just want to know what his password was that somebody figured it out. It had to be duck.

Duck. Doug. or Jace with an exclamation point or something I mean like the man's not a word smith to be fair Missy probably made it so it could just be like Missy one two three four yeah could be

or I heart Missy or something like that you never know Oh man Love is in the air I ain't no tell them what it is now now it's probably metal detector And they're still up He keeps

He yeah He hasn't got them down yet. So if you're, if you're, if you're following Jason Twitter, that's not real. It's that. But it's retweeting.

He retweeted himself, which is hysterical. Oh, that's funny. Oh, well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.

So we have a, a guest segment at the end. So we're going to jump right to the emails right now. I can't wait to watch the guest segment. I'm so confused. Well, I hope they do too. But we'll tell you more about that after we get out of the end.

box. Johnny D. Sye's picking up ladies in Mississippi. That's all I'm going to say. He does a lot in that state. I pick them up there before I go. Yeah. You were just at, you were just at Dural in Miami. That's it, boy, there was a lot of good-looking women in Miami.

Yeah. A lot of good looking. But anyway, hello at duck call room.com is the email address. We got a lot of heavy ones this week. It was kind of weird. But we're not going heavy to start. We never do. Kyle emails in.

and he's having a men of iron conference in Hoax Bluff, Alabama. Okay. Guess who the guest speaker is? Not me. Men of iron. Gobwin? No. Gobwin?

No. Christian. Iron man. No. Tim Tebow? No. You're thinking way too strong. Mountain man.

Think softer. Mountain man. No. Oh, owls, the guest speaker. Ows. Yes, thank you. But, Sa'i, you made him a video. Do you remember it?

Nope. Okay. Not sure or don't. But he, he, said we've heard all of us crack jokes about Al in his vest. Yeah, absolutely. You'll see you for yourself. And he just wanted to know if there's any other good stuff to know before Al came.

First thing is that is a very old picture. But Stone, that's your father-in-law. Anything to suggest before Al shows up? You will not ever hear me utter a negative word about my father-in-law. I love Al. Under any circumstance. They're in for a treat. If Al's a guest speaker,

because he's about as sharp as I got nothing to be negative on Al for it the thing I love about Al is we can make fun of his vest yes we can make fun if he gains his weight in his face

because you know what he's firing back he will laugh at it and he will give it right back and there's no he's the perfect guy because there's no hard feelings like we just give it

we just blow for blow with each other and it's all in love and a good spot and that's hard to find these days is somebody who just really doesn't care. Well, I was going to fix it. He's going to get his. Absolutely, because he's the preacher.

Hey, if you get on him, he's going to get on you. He's the preacher, and he's got the last word always. And he's really good at it. Yes. And you're not going to flick Al. No, okay. No, Jake's got his nickname is Slick Jace. Hey, Al's better than that.

Yeah, which is why I like to match wits with Al, because I think he's extremely clever. And that's always fun with him. Oh, hey, he's the instigator. Oh, yeah. He's the original pot started. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

He will start the pot and he will keep it going. In high school, me and my buddies had the bright idea to roll Al's house with toilet paper because he was our preacher. Yeah. And he just took us down. He didn't say anything. Took us down from the stage, man. Sunday morning at church. See, that's what I'm saying.

But that's what I love about. He waited for his moment. Oh, yeah. And that's fantastic. I mean, that's, I mean, that's. what's great about out, but you're not going to hear me say anything negative about it. If you've pulled one.

The only negative thing we will reference is his clothing choice of best. And that's not even a negative. That's just a consistent track of behavior. I don't really know. Here's the deal. If you can pull one overall now, you can, you've done some.

Hey, I did the other day. It has nothing to do with emails. But do you remember that day that I was here and you were here. You were here. here and I found that sticker on my truck the bumper sticker yeah what was it it was said cowboys butts drive me nuts yeah that was on your truck for a while a while I finally figured out who did it all right because we were sitting there the other night just all talking we were over my

buddy Ben and rachel's and I we were talking about just not being very observant especially since parenthood has come around I was like yeah the only thing I've ever been like this blind to is when I found that bumper sticker and Ben just looked at me. And he was like, I think I did that. So he went to his Amazon order history and searched the sticker. And he bought that sticker in 2015. I don't remember when I found it. It was later than that.

It was later than that. And he bought it in April of 2015. And I remember it was very cold out when I found it. I remember it was cold, dreary and like duck seasony. So it at least. got eight months, if not a year in eight months before I even noticed a white sticker on my white pickup truck that said, Cowboys' butts drive me nuts. Cowboys' butts drive Martin.

Ben, I know you're not going to listen to this, but well played. Well played, sir. And he was, he's like, you're not mad, or it's like, no, I think it's hilarious. I've been trying to figure out who did it. I saw one that might be better than that one on the back of Diego's truck. Uh-oh. There was a sticker that said, I like big willies.

Well, he pays us all. Yeah. So I said, Diego, so you say that sticker on your truck? He said, huh? I said,

you know who put that on your truck? He'd say, yeah, Willie. I was like, do you know what that means? He said, no. That's a real Willie move. But stickers are a fun time.

Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. There's nothing better than pulling off a prank and never saying it was you and just sitting in it. Just letting it happen. Just be like, that was me. And you're the only one that gets joy out. Well, what's wild is I just thought we were up here so much as I never even considered Ben. Who does this kind of stuff? I've seen him order questionable stickers.

Who does this kind of stuff regularly? But I never considered him as a suspect. I just thought it was always one of them Taylor boys because it fit there. It fit their M-O of the things they like to do. Garrett, two R's two T's. That's a definite move he would have been. And he was always like, no, I didn't do it. I was like, Garrett, I'm not mad.

Just tell me that you didn't. Yeah, I think it's hilarious. I'm not even trying to get you back. I think it's funny. You wouldn't know a bit of old Boerfrogh. She's a prankster. Yeah. That cat in the wall.

Oh, yeah, the cat in the wall. She never cracked a smile. See? Wait till she gets Amazon and finds decals. Oh, he's going to have fun. It's already started. It's already started. I'm just trying to figure out where the money is coming from.

It won't be long, and I can finance all of her little hobbies like that. She can watch my kids. She was asking me about that. Yeah. She could make a good tackle shop employee. Anyways. Chris. Hey, I got first dibs on her.

You call down. Chris. I need child care first. People need real sports. All right, Chris from Irwin, Pennsylvania. This one's important. Okay. And also funny.

It loves the show. Love that it's family-oriented, sometimes. He turned 51, and it's time. Uh-oh. For the big V? I know what he's talking about. Oh. What's vacation?

The probe. The probe. Oh, is it? It's time for his colonoscopy. Oh, the big C. And I'm kind of worried. Oh, yeah. And so here's the deal.

He did lose both his parents to cancer, and that's unfortunate, and we hate that. But it's time to get checked, and that's something that I haven't had to do yet. All the old men sit around in the morning at the honeyhole, it's like they have one scheduled every other week or something. He's nervous, which I think is normal. Stallone, you had it done? Not yet. It's getting close.

It's looming. It's looming. Hey, do not put this off. Okay, it's too important. Okay, because it's easy to cure if you catch it. Yep. at an early stage. Okay, so do not put it off, okay?

And look, they got the, the one I use is you order it, and they just send you the box. Okay, yeah. Wait a minute. Well, no, no, I'm serious. There's no. There's no probe in here.

No probe in the box. Well, hey, you just, you got to do your deal, and then they check it out. So you're crap in the box and mail it back to them. Crapping the box and made it back to them. Don't just looked up and said, wait a minute. No, no. No, no.

I was thinking Sam was at his house. No, no. With a taking a video. Hey, Doc, right over here. Excuse those hymnals of them will rub. They're really rubbed in. Y'all. You'll see right here is my favorite attribute.

Oh, man. Got a teaspoon and a probe on this nightstand. That's another thing. The Loco Stoll's face. Wait a minute. In my mind, I was trying to work all that out. No, no. But here's the deal.

It's too important and it's too easy to take care of it. Oh, totally agree. Oh, yeah. Totally agree. It is important. I wanted to make sure that, you know, do not put this off. Okay. My uncle, Corey's dad, had colon cancer and then everybody around started doing it.

And I'm young, so I haven't done it yet. But watching the old dudes at the honey hole, the bet, Chris, laugh about it, make jokes about it. It's got to be uncomfortable. It's got to be weird. But the best way to get through it is got to be just laughing about it, knowing you need to do it, going for it, and then making jokes afterwards. And I think they've actually, that's another one in deals.

They fine-tuned the process on this thing, so it's not near as intrusive, intrusive, invasive. Side does it at home. I'm just telling you. Or as vulnerable as you once have been. It's been fun. We got a little special segment with Cy, Phil and the Sippy girls.

Y'all hang out. It'll be back right after this break and we'll see y'all next time right here. Do I throw us out with a Bible version? You can. Yeah, absolutely. I don't know where this works because we're special. But in your heart set apart Christ's Lord,

always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who ask you to give the reason for the hope that you have. And this next part is important. Do this with gentleness and respect. First Peter 3.15. Don't beat them on the head with a hammer. We'll see y'all next time. We're out.

Do it. We love and kindness. All right. We're back and, hey, if you ever guessed it, okay, I have guest for this podcast. So right now we have Bryn and Ivana with us, and they are from the Sippy Girls, from the state of Mississippi, and they've got quite the story. Now, we know Ivana because she has done security for us. This young lady is a police officer from Mississippi, a state trooper police officer. Email state trooper, that's right. But first time we met Ivana, we were on our way to an event.

It was a snake rodeo. Yeah, which he tricked me into going to because I hate snakes. He said, Yvonne, if anybody gets close to me, I want you to shoot them with your gun. Oh, no, no, no, I had it in the contract. Yeah, he did. He told me. When the guy first Philip told him, he said, hey, you got to put in a contract and Uncle's I can kill, shoot anyone that comes up there and plays around with a snake with him.

he can shoot the snake and the man that brought the snake's a good contract and the guy said it's just joke and philip said oh it ain't a joke he don't like snake so hey he said put in the contract because i'm not to kill some easy idiots he made he made sure i was close by oh yeah and the first day the first day we drove up there was some an ambulance leaving with somebody from the rodeo no no we're putting in okay and an ambulance is going out with the sirens of like that you're going out with the sirens of like and I said, what happened here? He said, oh, they was coming out of the boat route, out of a boat, and they looked in the water, and he thought it was a water snake, and he jumped in and grabbed him, and it wasn't a water snake.

It was a cotton mouth, and he bit him. So he's going to the hospital to be, you know, for a snake, poison a snake back. He won't do that again. I said, yeah, I don't know. I said, I still don't know. I can't believe I actually agreed to this. So, Brian, tell me what y'all are doing with the Sippy girls. Absolutely. So we are 501C3 Foundation. We have five board members, Avana, myself, Ashley Dead Eye, Emma and Nicole. We all start at this foundation to support other women in the outdoors and also to create opportunities for young women and young girls and to get them outdoors. And so far, I mean, it's been a wild ride and we are loving every minute of it.

And it's been amazing. Just the love that we've gotten from people and everything that we've been doing. And it's been amazing, truly blessed. What's the wildest trip that y'all have been on? So far, this one, you know, just like we get to meet you guys and hang out here for a little bit. This is the most popular podcast I think we've been on so far. And all of them have been great. And it's been experiences.

And it's something that's led us up to this and opportunity to speak with you guys. So how many people have you actually taken out? young ladies if you're taking out to do something. Right now we are working on building up the foundation, so we're able to organize bigger hunts and bigger outdoor activities to bring a lot of girls in. And so far, we've taken a few young girls out, like our own, which we've really enjoyed doing.

So right now we're in the process of organizing some big hunts, and we're looking into doing a Sippy Girls Big Buck Bounty. So it's an all-female Big Buck Bounty in the state of Mississippi, and we're also looking into doing an all-womeness out. And so that's a big thing. We're in the process of, you know, looking to get that published. And that's, that's something that we're working hard at. So you have a lot of, you know, turkey unlimited, Dougs Unlimited, all that. And you have different chapters. And so we're wanting to do the same thing, but we're wanting to have Sippy Girls chapters all throughout Mississippi, if not nationally.

Nationwide. Right. If we can get there. And doing the same thing they're doing, you know, get people to contribute to the banquet and then raise money. And then that money, goes to the foundation so we can allow young girls to go out and hunt with us because not everybody's going to give us stuff for free you know we're going to have to pay for entertainment if we want to sell tickets to raise money we're going to have to pay for hunts if we take them to a nice place or out of state or their guns they might not be able to afford guns or camo or no no because you've got to have if you're going to hunt you got to have your weapon so there's a lot of things that people think oh well because your foundation people are just going to give it to you and that's not always

case like yes a lot of people help us out but there's a lot of things that we also have to pay for so i have you know my business the armory and it's the same concept as the armory it takes money to make money so even though it's a foundation you it takes money yeah that's just the fact that's just the fact in the business world right and it takes money to make money so eventually what we're wanting is to actually have different cabins and camps throughout mississippi and it's all owned by sippy girls Foundation. And so that way we don't have to rely on anybody to give us their land to use. We already have the land to use. And we'll hire farm hands or we'll hire people to manage the land and make sure it's kept up. But we allow young girls to apply for the chance to go. And hopefully we have so

many applicants that we can't handle all of them, you know? And we'll have to like either throughout a couple of years, we'll get to all of them or we'll have to outsource it to somebody else. And that's the dream is that we have so many people, so many girls that want to come outdoors, and not just for hunting and fishing, but just being outdoors as general, going hiking and kayaking and horseback riding and getting off the electronics. That's the main thing. And also creating a little of these same of games they got with computers and actually get out and enjoy what God's created for us to enjoy. So tell us about everybody in y'all's group. All right. So I know you guys know me, but I'll say it for this listener.

So I am, I work for a state agency in Mississippi, and I also own a armory, which I just opened up about six months ago. And Si was very nice enough to come out for my grand opening. Which was good. It was. It was really good. And I decided to start this foundation because I saw me and the other women in a women's panel. And, you know, I saw the dynamic between all of us and how this really could be something. I've never seen it before and allowing all of us women out and to promote the outdoors

is something just dynamic in and of itself. And these women that are on the foundation, they have taken it and just ran with it because everything they have done, I never could have done on my own. Maybe like a couple of years in the making or something, but they've done what I could have done in years in a couple months. And it's just blown up. and we've already been in contact with a couple

production companies that want to put us on a show possibly like they want us to pitch them ideal but I'm going to let Bryn talk about what she does with the foundation Vaughna and I have known each other for a really long time we actually met

I was working at Ren and PD when she was there too so I've been in law enforcement for about a decade and got out but I'm in advertising so I worked for Lamar advertising on those billboards those nice billboards everyone sees driving by.

Yeah. In case you guys want a billboard. Just throwing that out there. Y'all need a billboard call me. So I'm an advertising. Nicole and I actually have our own marketing agency as well, FW events and marketing. And so our dynamic, we work really well together.

Nicole's like a sister to me. We've known each other for a long time. And she is an accountant with Tax Depot. And she loves her job. Everyone knows Ashley. Yeah, Ashley did I? Remember Ashley that wrestles all the all the alligators? Just want people.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. She's in with us. Right in.

Yes. So she actually, she's pretty funny. We saw her at the event we were at when we were with you. She's like, give me the least responsible part of the foundation. We're like, all right. Well, Lisa's honest. She's the assistant secretary. And then we have Emma Collins Powell, who she's the vice president.

And she owns Avery Farms. And she does. Seventh generation cattle farmers. She'll tell you every day. She sells cattle and does reproduction. of the cattle, and she also does chicken as well. So anything dealing with a farm out in Florida, Mississippi, that's what she handles. So she does a lot of livestock competitions, especially growing up.

And so anything pertaining to livestock, she knows, that's her expertise. I don't know anything about it. Even hunting and fishing, I'm still learning, because duck hunting, I've actually never gone duck hunting. Well, you need to come over. We might have to come over. Go duck hunting. And then Nicole, while, like you were saying, that she is.

the treasurer for the foundation and she keeps up with all the books because I know for me I can't 10 plus 10 I'll get my calculator out and be like let me add that up real quick yeah but it's been great all the girls are amazing and brin especially she does all the marketing for for the foundation so far so somebody is interested in getting involved with you guys where do they need to go um they can contact us on our Facebook page or any of our social medias. We're all really good about checking our messages and whatnot. So all they have to do is just get in touch with us. And we're actually going to start doing a Sippy Girl of the month and recognition.

And so and do memberships to the foundation. So they'll have even more access to a lot of things that we're organizing and what we have going on. Right. So go to Sippy Girls on Facebook, Instagram, or you can email us Sippy Girls. 22 at Gmail if you want to email us. But the easiest way is Facebook, just look up Sippy Girls. And you'll see all of

us up there. Well, I can tell you probably, I'm speaking for someone else right now. But we met, it's Chapel Hills the name of them? Chapel Heart? Chapel Heart? Yeah. Chapel Heart? Okay. For the Mississippi Girl,

they're Mississippi Girl. I know for a fact if y'all contacted them, they would probably do a free concert for you. Yeah. They are good. Yeah. Okay, and they're really good. That's what they do. We definitely need to do that. I met them on one of my trips to Mississippi.

I think we were in Tennessee. Oh, well, okay. Yeah, it was Tennessee. I think it was Mississippi. Yeah. Yeah, I actually have their manager's number. I seem to be good at getting the manager's number. Maybe next time I get the actor or, you know, the celebrity number.

But yeah, they've been great. I mean, I reached out to them and they were saying that they might have some room. towards Christmas time because that's how book they are that's how busy they are and I just need to reach out to them around July so hopefully we can get that set up

that'd be a good event for Yeah tell them I sent you All right that might help Tell them I sent you I said hey I'll even be there Hey I said he'll be there Yeah

So do y'all have any questions For me and Saib for y'all leave Louisiana When are we going to do this duck hunt Hey you have to talk to Saif I'm not the hunter I'm going to tell you what, when you go out, get with Martin. Okay.

Okay, because I don't know if I can get you on Fields property. He can't even get me. I'm his best. No, no, I can't get him. He got banned for life. Oh, no. We want to thank you all for coming to West Monroe to Duck Commander and visit us at the Duck Call Room and being on our podcast.

Anything y'all want us to know before we go? Check us out on Facebook. Y'all come follow us, support us. come like our pages. We're hoping that with this podcast and us continue to do more in our endeavor to grow the foundation, we actually grow it

and we allow young girls to come out. I don't think you're going to have any problem with you there, darling. Well, thank you. Well, we'll see you next time. On the podcast right here in the duck car room. Save by the bell.