Duck Call Room - Uncle Si's EPIC 50th Wedding Anniversary!

Episode Date: April 22, 2021

Si is gonna need a whole lot of naps to recover from days of celebrating 50 years with his fiery redhead. Phillip talks about planning the big party, and the boys give Stone props for his awesome toast. Si reveals his best poker strategy and shares the advice every marriage needs. JD finally gets to meet Evil Eye. Si insists he has the range to play MANY characters. Martin gets face-swapped for Willie on "Duck Dynasty" merchandise. And Si tells the story of how he finally ended up getting Christine a real wedding ring ... with a little help from his buddy. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, welcome back to another Thursday, right? Thursday edition. Thursday edition of the Duck Call Room right here on our YouTube channel. Look, if you're new to the channel, be sure you hit subscribe. If God when we're here, I'd have him say, hit that bell. Hit that bell. Johnny Dee's here instead. I told you about ringing that.

Hey, side just popped him pretty good. I want a truce with you, Martin. You're good. You'll have a bridge there tomorrow, son. He hit me really hard. Hey, he's from the military. 24 and a half years of military training, son. Yeah, you're going to get popped.

Anyway, hit that bell. Turn those notifications on. That way you can get all the notifications from when we upload stuff here on our YouTube channel. If you're not watching on YouTube, make sure you do subscribe. It's YouTube.com. There we go. I think that y'all told me what day it was, because I had no idea. Today's Thursday.

Okay. I can't keep up with them. I mean, Thursday's the only day you wear your suit, right? By the way, Sae, Sae's looking very dapper today. That's right. Very depper. Hey, I need somebody dapper-dan, uh, hair dip.

I'm a dapper-da-man. That's right, that's a dapper-dan man. What? Then do the old. Sagi bottom boys. Hot dang, it's the sake of bottom boys. It's just soggy bottom boys. Okay.

So, you got shoulder pads on under that thing? or what? Why are you wearing a tuxedo too? No, I've been working out. I'm looking good. I ain't going to tell you that lie. Oh, yeah, good point. You've been working out with stone?

No, I ain't working out with stone. I tried a couple times. Couldn't hang. It's hard to hang with Superman, son. He is Superman. What are you all dressed up for, Sigh? I mean, I think I know, but tell our listeners. Well, folks, yesterday we had a big party.

We've been having it for three days, but yesterday was the big event. You mean you're talking about Saturday? Yeah. When the woman showed up. God. I didn't have lost four or five days. I said he slept for three days. On his brand new mattress.

That's what that helix mattresses were. Hey, after 50 years of wedlock in an anniversary party, he needed a three-day nap to recover. I've been married that red-headed woman for 50 years. 50. Yeah. 50. All right. Ring the bell.

50 times. You can ring the bell. I can ring it? Yeah, go ahead and rake. There you go ahead. And I'm an old dope poppy here. 50 years. No, you had a party.

I know. I can't believe I have put up with her for 50 years. It didn't mean as she is. I would flip that around. I cannot believe she's put up with you. No, I told them. I told them when they got us out there and said some things about us. Right before I walked away, I said,

hey me, that Mike from Big Don. I was there. And I said, hey. Oh, yeah, that was good. All of this, the 50 years, the staying together, the blessings and all that come from the three up above, the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit. So what, because let me tell you all this. This was almost a year ago. Christine, we were sitting in the living room and she said, well, are you going to get ready, Philip?

And I said, are we going somewhere? She said, no, for me in size 50th anniversary. Because did you plan it all? Yeah. And he's done a good job. And I've never done it before. And I didn't know what to do. And I told Christine, I said, I'm not your man.

She was like, and she's laid back. She's like, oh, you'll do fine, Philip. She grew up with all these Robertson, so nothing phases her. Yeah, and I mean, if that's your measuring stick, you will do time. So, I mean, that's a good thing on party planning. The party planning committee. But I thought it was great because, all of Cy's

grandchildren were there, four grandboys, his daughter, Tresa, his son, Scott. I thought he had eight of. I mean, four and four. Yeah, four and four. Each one of them gave me four. Yeah. I played tag with them. Hey, could you imagine me having a granddaughter? No.

I'm still in shock over your actual daughter. Oh, no, no. Oh, Stone brought that up. Did he? Yeah. The eighth wonder of the world? Oh, no. He said, no. That ain't him. wrong kid that was a switch at birth okay because that that could not come from his loins

I will say that I will say this though them little them little Robertson children that were all running around in the field playing tag I joined for a minute they were like do you want to play tag

and I just slapped one of them and took them they are not they are not children they look they are destructos there are some kind of aliens they are destructos

there are some kind of aliens But they looked. I didn't even know, hey, he asked me a question about aliens. I should have said, yeah, I know about them. I've got eight of them. Hey, look. They look just like him. Like all the old military flat top pictures.

Oh, they got the high and tight? Oh, it was, I said, oh, your size grandson. They took after me more than I thought they did. Because, hey, when the music started, you know, all the kids got out there, they was getting down. They were spinning around on their shoulders and just jumping up and doing the split. They didn't have on a dragon jacket, did it? No, they didn't have that. That got brought up in one of the toast.

Oh, man. The toasts were pretty cool, though, and we're going to have to go to them because your daughter did one, then your son, and then Stone got up there. And I'm glad he's not here, so we can talk about it. I told him not to give Jay Stone the mic. They gave Jay Stone the mic. And they gave him the mic. And he brought the house down.

He brought down the house. Did he? I teared up. I legitimately, I was sitting there and Stone was like. He had to stop. He said, I'm sorry. I wasn't on getting emotional. And then I got emotional.

Phil's over there wiping his eyes. That's true. We all got emotional. Yeah, because, and later when I got up and said something, I just kind of closing that out to go the next thing, I was like, you know, when Jay called me, he was like, size dying, we got to do something. And I said, what?

He said, something, get over here. We'll figure out when you get here. But Jay, we saw a side of Jay, which, which we do get to see every once in a while, but he's one of the greatest men that I've ever met, really. Nobody knows. I'm serious. The rest of the family, they don't know Jay Stone.

Kind of like you were talking about. Well, I mean, he's just got such a warm and welcoming person. Oh, no, no, no, no. No doubt about he's a people person. He hates them. I mean, like, he's a human hater's eye. No, no. Look.

I mean, there ain't but two people. on the side of where you are, you and Nan. No, no. Oh, no, no, no. Look, that's what's so funny, okay? For him to be the servant he is, you would think, what he's talking about? He hates people.

I said, you don't know him. He don't like people. Yeah. Not at all. Not at all. No. No. I mean, I worked here for eight years before I figured,

to figure out if we were friends or just, you know, I still don't know the true answer. And I loved the way it started off. He said, well, when I first come in and met the Robertson family, he said, they were just old crazy man down there. So I'm a crazy old man. I thought, y'all. Well, duh.

I mean. Dough. Nailed it. Newsflash. I don't know if you've turned on a TV in the past decade, but you pretty much wrap that roll up as crazy old man. Yeah. Look, the problem is you have been tightcast, though.

I mean, you can only be one character. not a lot of range No no I can be Many cars Okay You just have no idea of the range I've got some Vocal and otherwise He was a veggie-tail character

For a couple days Has to anybody in the Army that you know was above me Yeah He's got all kind of ranges I would but I think you may be the last one You know Oh I really should have done time Okay

in prison. I'm serious. I'm serious. Like military prison or? No, no. No, no. Not the good guys. How'd be the one they lock up.

Oh, okay. Like jail? Yeah, like jail. Okay. Because insubordinate, that's mild stuff. Insubordinate. Insubordinate. Yeah.

That's when you get kind of mouthy. Oh, no. I went past Mouthey way past. Now, is this what Christine said when y'all got home? Oh, no. She had always said. my whole career. She said, what are you doing? And I said, what are you doing? And I said, why did you tell me that full bird colonel that? And I said, because, hey, I want him knowing where I stand with him. Where'd you stand with

him? Right outside? A lot. Get out of my office. So what did you think about the band and everything that went on? He's planning his 50th anniversary. No, no, but for a sigh to be there with his eight grand children. I was incredible. Here's the thing. That's going to be. I haven't heard back from him yet. Oh, you haven't.

No, I haven't talked to him since then. That's going to be the best. Almost a week ago. Yeah. That's going to be the best pictures our family has ever taken. And Ramona was awesome. Plus, okay, okay. Yeah, she's a, she's a superhuman with a camera.

But anyway, that's going to be the best family photos we've ever had. Okay. And then back to the band. Avery Michael and his band went to, to Nashville. Nashville said, no good, you ain't got it. Which is a bunch of bull.

Okay, them boys can play and sing anything. But like you've said many times on this show, you don't have to have talent. No, they got, no, look, they got a machine and hey, Chad, the engineer, when we want and recorded the six songs

that me, Bridget, and Marcia wrote, Chad put the top 10 guys and women on his computer and turn them on at the same time and they're all playing. You know, it was the same guitar riff, it was the same drumbeat, but it was different people singing it.

And hey, you could have took Jason Aldeen, put him on a Dirk Bentley song, Dirk Bentley on Jason Aldeen, and you would never know their difference. I agree. Ball. Get him, Tom. Well, look, here's a deal.

up we're up against our first break you've celebrated 50 years of marriage before we go out what is your one piece of advice for 50 years hold on can let me and let johnny de guess what it is now we're just i'm sorry i was wrong i won't do that again never let the sun go down on on either one of you being angry there you go that's it 50 years always kissing makeup I'm telling me, hey, we'll discuss it later or we'll forget it. I like it. That's 50 years talking right there, folks. Listen to that.

Let's take our first break. We'll be right back after this. Don't go anywhere. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here.

And that's what because of our friends over at Triedale's beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Cy Robertson, would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day.

And you never really know where that beef comes to them. But with Tritels beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritails comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door.

We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat either, folks.

Yeah. Just go to Tribalienable. beef.com slash that's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Well, now what? I don't know really and truly. I'm sitting here looking at a flower arrangement. I don't know what to think.

You know, I want to know, was Si surprised about anything as far as his anniversary party? We can go there, but I want to know first. When you walked out of here last Thursday or last Tuesday, whatever it was. you guaranteed us a win in the poker tournament. What happened? Oh. What happened in the poker tournament?

Who took it down? Oh, oh, Matt Kessner. Kessner, yeah, Matt Kessner. Okay. Like he needed the money. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey, he don't Matt Kessner.

Is he the one that owns that hat on your head? No, but he's part of it. He's part of it. I got it. And let me tell you something. That's why I said, hey, he didn't need the money, trust me. So how about your performance? What did you do?

How did you make it to the final table? No. Hey, he didn't feel good, though. I was the first one out. He didn't feel good, though, because he told me, I said, I said, sigh, I said, because Si had re-bought, and I said, say, say, take it easy with this one. He said, no, hey, I'm fixing to get done and leave. He said, this is for charity.

I'm glad to do it. He said, but I'm not feeling good. It's either I'm fixing to get Big Stack or I'm fixing to go to the house. Thank you. Hey, Cy taught me how to do that. What's that? Go home? No, no, no.

He actually won our tournament in Vegas. A big tournament. Because I got busted out, you know, and I was sitting there, and I'd been sitting there about an hour, you know, and I finally went up there. He's, I see him, and he's grinding it out, and I went up here. Hey, I said, you got two choices here, son. And he's what's that?

I said, hey, either get to living or go ahead and die. Do you want a big turn? Yeah, I said, because I ain't going to sit here all night watching you play. And so what I did, I was playing really tight for the whole time, and then I showed a big bluff, and then I went in with bad cars. With five deuce. With some guy had aces.

So then I just started running over people. I've heard this story before. All right. How much is a big tournament? I think I won about $6,000. And then I gave Cy off his buying's back, so I profited about $200. Kind of like dogey coin there. To the moon, boys, to the moon.

But I do want to tell y'all something. Cy was talking about Matt Kessner winning the tournament. Thanks, Matt, for coming out. There were some really great things. But what Matt did was he won the big check and turned around and handed it back to the fundraiser. Yeah, for the research center. He said, guys, he said, hey, we love what you doing. Keep it up.

What was the fundraiser for? The Learning Outreach Center. They give away food and clothes and take care of people. Oh, that's Matt Owens thing. Yeah, and it is great. And there's an S on that. And show them and give them preachers the gospel. to them.

Absolutely. Talking about Jesus. That's good. That's good. Which is a good deal. It's a win-win situation. Yeah, 100%. Teach them how to do a job, you know, for that they, if, you know, go out in society,

they can get a job. Welding, all this other stuff. So it's a good thing. That's a good thing. Hey, that's worthy of a donation. That's good. I hate you had to make three of them that quick, but, you know. I didn't mind.

Okay. As bad as I feel. I felt all I wanted to do was go home. I know a couple things. Matt Kessner's got it. But so does Cy Roberts. Amen. Yeah.

I've been involved on a couple of sides of bank transactions. He got it. Oh, he don't mind. It's fine. And, hey, and everybody knows where I got it from. That's right. Yeah. Duck Dynasty?

No. Tell us about it. Thank you. I'm not going to say who actually gave me the bunny, but I'm just saying it. It actually comes from the man upstairs. I knew the answer to that. I just wanted you to bring it home, baby.

Well, no, no, I did run up on A&E because the one time I was on welfare, a lady come to the house and says, okay, Mr. Robinson, first thing off, I want to know if you could have what you want, what it be. And I said, darling, you don't want to go there. With all due respect. With all due respect. No, no.

Get out of there. And she said, no, no, no, I really want to know. And I said, well, okay. What could it be? Just remember. I said, remember you have. for this. I said, I want to run up with somebody, okay, up on someone that has way more money than he's got sense. And I said, Johnny D.

Wala, Amy. I thought he was going to say, and every day I look in the mirror. There was a time where you couldn't throw a shoot and not look around and see size picture on it. Oh, I know, on something. I guarantee you. The king of Walmart and Philpott Road. Guarantee. That sucker. I went into a Walmart one time and they had taken, it was a Walmart in Arkansas,

and you know how they have like them little stores in the front of different things? There's like a barber there and some other stuff. They had taken one of the places and just turned it into like a homage to Cy Robertson. There was chia pets and bumbleheads. I knew we'd gone real far when I stumbed up. a pair of underwear and had my face on. I was a right butt cheek.

So I got that front covered. Okay. I got that front coverage, but I was the right butt cheek, you know. Where was Willie? He was up there on the front with him. Me and Galvin was flanking them. Flank him boys.

Me and Galvin each had a butt cheek back there, you know. What is the thing that you use in the shower? Lufa. A lufa? Oh, yeah. We got San Lufa. My niece come up to me one time, and she said, you know, she said, I bought one and I said, you bought what? A loop-off.

And she said it, and I said, I don't even have no idea what that is, Amy. And she said, well, hey, the important thing is you don't have to know, but your face was on it. And she said, I tried. She said, but I just could not wash my body with your eyeballs looking at me. And I said, darling, I don't blame me. I wouldn't take a shower with my eyeball. Hey, in the next break, I'll take a quick commercial break to go get one of them. those and I got one.

Oh, we still got some of them. There's some things I said, we're holding on to those. Oh, no, they would put my face on anything. Oh, I know. Cigars. And I make money at it. Scratch off tickets. I remember I bought a cigarette lighter and I don't even smoke, but I bought a cigarette

lighter that had my face on it and handed it to the cashier. I said, God, Lee, that cat looks familiar, you know. And that cashier just looking at me like, huh. So do you know. He said, do you know who this is? Yeah, he said, yeah, I mean, I can see it, kind of the beard, you know, and then he just handed me my zippo. So, yeah, I got me a zipo with my face on.

I didn't even know I was on a darn thing. It was the four of us. Well, that's a good company. Yeah. So your face was on good, good. Now, I'm on a zippo lighter with you, Phil, and Jace. Apparently they thought I was Willie in some bad. Oh, that one picture.

Yeah, the one where they took my head off and put his head on, except this one they left my face on, so I bought it. There's one picture. of Martin with Jace, Phil, and Sy, that gets used all the time. Yeah. It's a good picture. You look good. I want to see it.

They just switch our faces on his body? Well, I think they... Willie's face on my body. They finally realized they needed Willie's face instead of Martin's. And so they started switching them out. But that's my body holding them big Bullsprigs. We killed on the dog, and I don't care. That is, buddy.

Guarantee. Willie ain't never killed ducks like that. He certainly ain't killed no Bullsprigs on dog by, like we'd. did that day. Thank you. I remember that. That's a good hunt. Golly. That's one of them hunts you do remember. And the old floater on the dog, just killing pentail Drake's like, that's the only thing that'd come in. I think we killed a limit of them. Oh, no, no, no. Me and big boy. Who's big boy?

Jennings. Dorley's. Burley's dad was on there one day. And look, you couldn't kill none of them. So what comes into decoys all day long? Pintail. Pintails. And look, here's the thing. At least the 150 to a bunch and there ain't a hen in the bunch They're all bulls, sprigs and their tails are that

long. And Doyle said, if one more bunch, this was after like 50 had already just floated over the decards looking at us. He said if one more bunch of them come over the decards, he said, I'm going to start and he said, I'm not

leaving until I shoot everything I got in my hunting clothes, every shell I've got. And I said, well, guess what, buddy? I'll be right there with you. Oh, boy. Let's roll. Luckily, okay.

We both raised up on the next punch and he grabbed me. He said, we can't do this. And I said, you was about that. You like to have been that much long late. Big boy, big enough stop you too. Oh, yeah. He put that, he put that Paul on you, you stop. Don't mess with a Jennings.

When he grabbed me, my harm collapsed. Okay, the blood vessels all in it were crushed. Didn't he play football for Oklahoma? Oklahoma? When they won the National Championship. He was a big old boy. He was a big old boy. Back before they turned into a spread offense and started losing in the national championship.

Then they got the throw in the ball and everything went south. Hey, I have a question for the biology professor. Okay. Bull sprig. I get the bullsprig. I get the bull part. Ball. What's the sprig part?

His tail. His tail. Remember when Sine said his tails? I understand. I guess I don't know what a sprig is. You don't. Oh, yeah. It's a long tail feather.

Okay. I knew what a pintail Drake was. And the bull's sprig. I thought maybe we should just clear up a boose bruce. Because we say it a lot. Yeah. And it don't take but a BB going to kill him. Fact check.

Yeah, he's one pilly to kill him. Yeah, he's pretty well a sissy. Yeah, he's a sissy. He is a pretty sissy. He can't towed it. But he's, yeah, he's pretty. All right. Well, hey, that clears up bull sprig for.

There you go. I always text Martin my biology in questions, and sometimes I just do it in here. Oh, well, hey, that's a good thing. Because, hey, the air, the noise ducks make coming out of the sky. What is that the wind going under their wings? Yeah, above and below. And both?

Okay. Yeah. It's like an airplane. the question, Sime. Why is it that teal are so much louder than other ducks? Because they're generally a bunch of them and they're flying in a real tight

so the noise is not spread out. Like a bunch of mallards will be all out here. The teal they're going to be in a little tight wide so it's going to be really loud because they're all together. Oh, yeah. Next question. How does 500 know?

Let's make it a thousand. A thousand. Yeah, let's make it a thousand. How does one thousand? 1,000 green wing till make a maneuver that they all make exactly. Yeah, I don't know. That chinkernized line.

Yeah, at the same time. That's the question for the Lord. You should make something up. No, it's true. He'll be satisfied with your made up. Oh, no, no, no. On the veteran today, we had. Follow the leader.

Hey, on the day, we had 1,000 till come out from that pipeline blind. bank down and come in the decoys. About 200. No. We got that on camera, Jack. We got that on camera. It's 1,000. And about 50 or 20 of them.

50 or 20. Come out and, hey, we just. I got confused on 5011. Hey, hey, hey, Matt, 8 or 10 of them, fellas. Oh, well, anyway, let's take another break. We'll be right back after this. Right back. Well, well, well, here we are.

the end of April The next, Cy's got, April's a big month for side because, birthday. Birthday. Next time we're going to be singing

him happy birthday on here. We're going to probably get a lot of stuff in the mail. Our whole family is, yeah, a bunch of birthdays in April. April. Yep. You, Phil, Willie, Missy.

Who else? Ben's? Ben? He's not a Robertson. No, but he can. We had his birthday party yesterday. What did y'all do for? Well, it was going to be a pool party.

A little chilly for that. A pool. So then we just rented a big slide. I think so it's going to be a little cool. Sy, what do you want for your birthday? 73, you only turn it once. What you want? Three.

Three or something. Three fingers. Let's try to guess what he wants that. He can't talk. Let's do that, Martin. A jacket with a zipper. Well, I know what you're getting. He wants a gun.

Oh, no. No, I know exactly what he wants. Nope. Y'all just remind me what I want. You're a dragon jacket. That's right. You got to find a dragon jacket. We have not got any.

See, I've got to have it, boy. Just keep looking. So if you are in Vietnam right now, if you go down. A dragon jacket, it's silk, it's black, and it's got a red fire-breathing dragon on it. Or if you're a seamstress, could you? And I look so good. If you're a seamstress, could you just do it, and we'll pay you. I do have one thing to bring up to it.

Me and Johnny D. will Venmo or cash app you today. I'll pay you 100%. But I will not pay you what Si told me you pay. That jacket you were wearing at your anniversary party was cool. Oh, my goodness. Oh, and that was costly. Is Porter Wagner, Doug? Oh, it had gold silver.

They don't know who Porter Wagner is, and you're too young to know yourself. I know who Porter Wagner is. That's a four-digit jacket. 2999? 1999. No, no, four digits. Did you get two of them? Hey, no.

Buy one, get another one. He used the promo called Duck Call Room slash Duck. And he got a second tire breathing. That's our new sponsor. Tacky Jackets. No, no, no. Get yours today. Slash duck.

A&E probably paid, okay, like maybe $30 for that jacket. I had it upgraded and it throw another $4,99 on that $30. So I went out here, $5,000 in the pocket of it. That's a $5,000 jacket. It's got. Why? It's bedazzled. Because, hey, they put a lot of sparkleers on it.

Somebody who makes famous people's jackets in Nashville made that for, Si. Oh, no, she's from here. Oh, no, she's from here. I thought a gentleman in Nashville made that for you. That may have been something else. I got her name somewhere. She was, she's a very well-known William Nem, nowhere. I know what he's talking about.

Is it the one that made you race suit? Yep. Oh, okay, yeah. I know who you're talking about. No, but I want to. A gun used to work here. Yeah, with the fingerless gloves. Yeah.

I remember people. Look, I don't know how many is on there. Maybe $1,000, maybe $1,000,000, maybe $2,000. She had to put glue, and, I mean, this glue is. Can we put a picture up? Once you, if you have it. Oh, yeah. Give me a picture.

We'll send it to you. We'll put a picture up for you. Hey, I walked up to Zia and said, man, that's a cool jacket. And then he started bragging about how much you spent on it. All you got to do is look at a picture of me. when I was Uncle's side of the psychotics. That was my singing coat. It was bedazzled.

You're going to be buried in that coat? I doubt it. No, that's too expensive. Can I have it? Don't give it to him. You could put it on. Well, I ain't got to wear it. You know why he wants to do it.

Martin and a little coat. Oh, I wouldn't bust his jacket. That may be motivation. I hang it up. Say one day I'm going to get in that jacket. I'm going to be honest with you. You're getting there. I don't think so.

Like, if you fit in that jacket. it's because we're burying you in it. Yeah. And he's lost a lot of weight. That's what we're saying. Yeah. All right. We're there.

He had some bad disease before he went. Right there. I rang the bell and I'm sorry. It was him. Hey. What was that woman say about the telemarketers? Mama said knock you out. No.

That was LL. Ladies love. Get him in the nose. Hit him in a nose. Yeah, you got them in the nose. I just love how Siamma. loves the bells and drove everyone crazy with bells and then he gives me this bell and says don't play with it and if I touch it he hits me you can't hand a man something that makes racket and say don't play with it

well no no because it's like a potato chip okay kind of been the problem with man's at the beginning of time once you start ringing there you go oh no you got to ring it boys yeah hey see this like when you give a kid it's just like when you give a kid a duck call first thing they do with a duck call Hey, that was a good one. Them knuckle. That's all they had him. And there ain't no meat on them, no. Oh, no, that was a frog right there, boys.

For those listening and those worried about me and sending me helmets in the mail, he doesn't actually hit me. He frogs me with a knuckle. Look at them knuckle. He's good at it. Hey, them are just like brass knuckles, boys. And I assume it's because you were the baby boy and had to fight everybody your whole life. But you're pretty proficient in the old frogging.

Yeah. I had identity crisis when I was young, JD. I've heard. Four older brothers, an older sister. Yeah. Was Judy your older sister? Yeah. Okay.

I met her husband at your time. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Big gym. Were you surprised to see your brother feel there? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

And Kay told me why. She said, well, you know. Oh, I don't know why. She said, you know I'm the one that brought him. And I said, well, I was kind of thinking that, Kay. I was kind of. Because I was shocked when Phillips said, Hey, Phil's here.

And I went, did Phil say any word? No, I had to go over to his table. I said, hey, I'm going to come over. I know it's my 50th wedding every anniversary, but I'm going to come up to say a little bit. I'm going to see you. He doesn't go see Phil. He ain't seeing him.

We're like, hey, duck season is over, you know. Yeah, see you in September. Unless it's Stone saying, hey, look, I'm down there cooking something. Phil. Let's go down and eat. Okay. Pick me up. Yeah.

Then you'll get on that bag. As a matter of fact, that's about two weeks from now. We're heading down there. But what are we doing two weeks? He did stop by and see you when you were sick. Well, that's true. Yeah. Hold on.

That's just because he's on his way to town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had something he had to do. He had to go preach. Yeah, okay, that was so funny because I'm standing in there's shadows behind the door, about eight of them. And I'm going, what is happening here? And then he opened the door. Because he ain't on knocking.

He just walked in. I said, oh, okay, now I know who it is. Eight shadows, but only two men. Burley and Phil. That's a large shadow. No, I was a bunch of him and that's my husband. I met evil I. Oh, you met him?

We were at the thing at the anniversary party, and he comes up. He's like, John David, good to meet you, man. I was like, hey, I haven't met you. And he goes, less, but you may know me as. Sorry about your nickname, left. Evil eye. You may know me as evil eye. And I said, really?

Did you meet rooster, bull, chicken, no legs? I've had a lot of people. There was a lot of people that were like, hey. All fans of the podcast, too. Thanks for listening to me. That happens all the time. I said, hey, look, you play poker with my uncle. And I said, what's his name?

And I said, no, I don't know him. Never met him. Never met him. And he said, oh, yeah, you have. You probably know him as bull. I said, oh, okay, yeah, I know him. I know a bull. I said, what did you say his name was again?

Richard's something. Bo, rooster chicken, pimp, goat. Yeah, nerd. Yeah, nerd. Fox, Fox. Yeah. Prime time. What they call you?

A.m. 401K. That's why once in a while I just got to take everything and they got me and say, hey, cash me out. I'm going home. Thank you. No, the best is when Sai won one night big. and he was like okay boys I'm getting tired of gotta get up to go duck hunting the morning

and he had all the chips he got his money and he started waving around he said let me ask y'all something who's the best kisser in here and they were all looking at each other and they said where are you asking that he said y'all can kiss this money goodbye I thought he was gonna say so one of y'all can kiss

my ear in no he wouldn't he wouldn't say that I said hey I just you kiss this all good bye well hey let's kiss that goodbye and let's kiss that segment. Goodbye. Take another break. Take another break. Cy, can I tell you something? Yeah, if I tell you right back.

There's nothing wrong with me loving you. Oh, by the way, me and Sae got up on stage and did the stanky leg. John Anderson. Did the what? Stanky leg. Why did he say John Anderson? What'd y'all do it to? Seminole William? Yes.

Golly. It was funny. Or just a swing. I did the running man to just a swing again. I was like, Sa, catch up with me. So, Phil, you got a pretty big weekend other than party planning, huh? Well, yeah. It was actually, we were celebrating size 50th anniversary,

and my anniversary rolled around on Sunday. I was married 29 years to my wife. 29? 29. What am I? I'm about to be 6. 10. 10, 50, 29, 79, 89, 99, 95 years of marriage between us.

That's a pretty good. That's pretty good group. To four women. Yeah. I mean, it ain't like a 16 women. Yeah, no, I'm with you. Yeah, no. And size, you're representing like over 50%.

Yeah. That's awesome. You're the man. Well, what did you get, what did you get, Miss Alicia? Next question. He blew it, boys. Uh-oh. He didn't get her nothing.

we should get her. Hold on. Oh, yes. It's right here. No, let me just say. Nothing says I love you. That's not. For 29 years, like sigh in a lufa form.

That's right. And tell her that's why you forgot. No, I didn't forget. Start with that one. I mean, that's a good way. Hey, you got to spice up the marriage. You got to take showers together and take a lufa with you. Okay, listen, I did not forget.

So she's watching this podcast. I did not forget. But I was so busy. that I didn't get her anything, you know, yet. So I was like, what are you thinking, though? I mean, it better be big. Yeah, why are we talking about this right now? Because we're just curious.

We get a lot of emails about marriage advice because we're all so good at it. Do you know what I'm getting Brittany for our anniversary? Please. What? A push mower. Thank you. Is that really true? Yeah, that's what she won't.

So I think I'm going to get her a vacation somewhere. That's really what I think. I'm going to get her a vacation. Hey, this is a Tennessee Hill girl. She wants a pushmower. Oh, yeah. Get the lady what you want. I offered to get three goats.

Did I tell you about the first time I met his wife, Brittany, his girlfriend at the time? Uh-oh. Well, they weren't even dating, but I thought they were. So I was like. Careful. She'll live wire now. She'll hurt you. Hey, I'll be hiding behind you if she comes after me.

Guarantee. So I walked up. It was over at Willys, and we were watching some premiere, one of the, you know, shows. and I was like, okay, this is Brittany, so you're Martin's girlfriend. And Martin looked at me like, nope, not really. And she was like, oh, well. Then I was like, uh-oh, awkward silence. Yeah.

I ain't sealed the deal yet. I had to go sit at a restaurant until 4 a.m. Yeah, he ain't got that far yet. Talk her into it. Sae, what's the best or worst gift you've ever gotten Christine? Oh, the best gift I got both of. Birthday? Oh, you got both of? I got both of them.

Wait, birthday gift? No, no, no. Any gift. We're just going to go to give. Yeah, okay. This is a rags to riches story. Okay, so when we've got married in Massachusetts, okay, I didn't buy a ring.

So we're at the Justice's Peace, and I said, she said, what, the guy said, where's the ring? I said, good question. You know, I look around and somebody. I thought that was a part of the package. Oh, no, no. Look, the guy behind me He forgot something.

With his wife, he said, I got a couple of cigars that I bought, you know, one of you got married. I was going to, me and you're going to smoke one. I said, well, hey, slipped the ban off that cigar bar. So I literally slipped a cigar band on her finger when we got married. You married her with a cohabia? There is an addendum to this story.

Avana, I think. Avama. But anyway, so she had always said, she said, I can't believe you actually told that justice to the piece. Hey, when he said, hey, you may put the ring on her finger and you slipped the stupid cigar ban on my finger. I said, baby, it ain't got nothing to do with the ring. It's a vow of me and you make.

You know, she said, well, hey, guess what? Since the show and you're doing well, she said, I want a real ring. Please let me tell the rest of this story. Okay, go ahead. Take over. And you're going to disagree, but. But I'm telling you this is 100% true. Christine says, Philip, I want a real nice ring.

And here's what she told me. Here, let me see that. And here's Si, I said, sigh, yeah. Christine wants a real nice ring. Hey, Jack, I can't afford a real nice ring. Yes, you can. You can afford it now. Okay.

So we, the duck call room with puppets. So we go to Trinity Diamonds, which they're awesome. If you haven't been to Trinity Diamonds, they're awesome. Oh, they're awesome. So here's what happened. And the price tag is awesome. So we go in. And we just happen to have a poker game after we go and meet with these people.

So it sounds like, hurry up, Philip, hurry up, hurry up. I said, you have to pick out something that you like here. Her and him conspired, and it was a conspiracy, okay? Negative. She told me what she wanted. flat out lied to me. What did they clip you for? How's that feel?

No, no. He's not going to tell you the right answer because he don't know, but I can tell you. What did you clip him for? 20 big ones. That's what, look, I was told two. Big big ones? Oh, yeah. Big big ones.

Okay. And I was told too. So I said, okay. Side on that fat bag. Oh, no, no. Then when I sit in there put it on her finger and I'm looking at it and I said, man, you got a steal. That's real nice.

That did not cost no $2,000. That's real nice. Of course it did, the first installment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was the down payment. She said this is what he gets for putting that cigar wrapper on my finger.

Hey, that was a poverty. The reason we stayed together. Yeah. The cigar wrapper or the $20,000 ring? No, the cigar wrapper. She kept waiting on that day. She said, boy, one of these days, I'm going to cash at any. He said,

hey, one of these days, he's going to have some cash and I'm fixing to stick it to him. I need to get her to bet on some stuff for me then. Si was the original doggia coin. It is bad on it to come, but Johnny Dee,

best or worst? Which one you want? I don't know. I'm interested in worst, but. In worst? Yeah. I'm a pretty good gift giver.

I will say I did. It could be one you received. I did learn from my father. there was one Christmas and it was the biggest gift under the tree and it was to my mom and nobody knew what it was and we were like wow dad's gone all out this year. Who's the big gift for?

I was for my mom and we were all so excited and she unwrapped that thing and it was a steel backpack blower and it got kind of quiet on that Christmas and then your mom started crying did she? No, that's what she wanted. And then she said, and that driveway

still has, hey, that thing still runs to this day. It's a steel. Of course it is. My mom's driveway always looks good. So there you go, Philip. From me and Johnny D, your options are push mower and blower.

Hey, in these days, they got like battery powered to everything. You can go get her weed eater. That's why I want people to ask me and tell him, what are you going to buy for so-and-so? I said, hey, I've done totally, and I said, hey, how much cash you want me to give you? Then you go buy

what you want. Thank you. My birthday's coming up in May, by the way. And I'll remind you again in August. And February, that's the gift that keeps on giving. Cash. No, so what I think I'm going to do is I'm going to pay for her to go on a vacation. By herself? No.

With her mom and the girls? Oh, girls true. Yeah, let them have a girl. For our 10 year, we did go to, we went to Broken Bow, Oklahoma. If we have any listeners. Yeh. Broken Bow boys. And they got like,

little cabins all over the woods. All over the place. It was awesome. It was like camping and a fancy cabin. Yeah. For Brittany's 30th birthday, which is coming up, we're going to Austin, Texas, hang out with a bunch of our buddies.

Jep, though. No, I ain't calling Jep. Hey, Jeff, if you're listening. No, we're being off. Martin will be there, but don't even try to call him. Now we'll know if, now we'll know if Jeff listen. We're going to go, we're actually going to go float the Colorado River

that runs through there with the Yeti guys. That'll be fun. Yeah, that would be a good trip. I bet your drinks will be ice cold. They will. Oh, yeah, yeah. Guaranteed, we're going to turn that ice compressor on. Oh, no, trust me.

Okay. Yeah. That'd be a good trip, though. That's going to be a fun way. Are you going with Sloan? Yeah, Sloan will be there and his boss. Austin's weird. That's why we're going to the river.

Thank you. Yeah, we're getting out of the city going to the river. Are you going to fish or just ride the river? No, we're going to fish. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's got spotted bass. Martin going to fish. Guadalupe bass.

There's no like full trips. What's Guadalupe bath? Some look like a small mouth but not quite. Kind of looks like a Guadalupe. Giant Dea show you. Yeah, I'm looking up a Guadalupe bass. Yeah, he's a cool looking critter. Well, that's the peacock bass that one's down in Florida, right?

A little beautiful color. Yeah, this is. He's a Guadalupe bass. He's a cool little ant. That's a Guadalupe? The brown one. Okay. It'll be brown.

Okay, yeah. They get, they get big. It looks like. Yeah, they get. get pretty big. Catch it, Guadalupe. Yeah, we're going to have a little fun. But anyway, let's take a good trip. How long? We're just going to be there for five days, I think.

Oh, that's a good one. Hey, send me some pictures off show, Si. All right. Yeah, that's a good trip. Well, let's take our last break. Send me some pictures off show, sigh. I'm going to get you a cell phone. Let's take our last break and we'll come back and get in that mailbox. It won't work, D, D.D.

He's had cell phones, 10 of them. My wife has bought me three. I had to flip up. It's still laying on a stupid thing that never works. Flip thumbs open, boys. Yep. Hey. Look at that protection.

It's actually helped, didn't it? It did. I'm wearing this every episode. I'm going to tell Stone that size's been getting his workout and punching bag. That's it, boys. That's me. All right, let's take our last break. Oh, have we not taking it?

Oh. I mean, y'all never stopped. My bad. There wasn't even a breath in there. Ladies gentlemen, we're back for probably. probably our favorite segment of the show. It is our favorite segment the mailbag. It's cool people time, boys.

Hello at duck callroom.com. Thank you for all the emails. Look, Johnny D. What's in that mail bag today? I have questions of my own to ask first about this lufa that has made its way into our presence. No comment. Number one, do you own any of these? No, sir.

Number two, have you ever used your own lufa to wash yourself? Nope. Here you go. That's all my questions. I'm not going to go there. Oh, boy. All right, my man, Andy, from Glasgow, Scotland. He has the same birthday as one Uncle Silas Merritt Robertson.

April 27th, 48? April 27th. I don't know how old he was. But his birthday is April 27th. Thanks for providing the laughs, he says. And he wants to know if there's one place in the world that you have one want to hunt, but you haven't yet, where would it be and what would you be hunting for? Hmm.

Hmm. Probably New Zealand. Oh, New Zealand. Yep. Shooting up or down at the game. And it would be the big red stag. Oh, New Zealand red stag. Because they grow them there.

Some monsters. Monster stag. New Zealand. I'm just thinking about being stuck on a plane with Cyford that long. Yeah, that is a long trip. I'm out. They ain't got that bridge done yet. Yeah, but hey, no, they ain't going to make a bridge there.

Okay, Phil's already been there. Yeah, Phil went there. Yeah, he went there to duck hunt, and I understand why. And whacked him a big stag while I was there, too. Yeah. Yeah. You can shoot mallard ducks over piles of corn now. Oh, my goodness.

And you can shoot them by moonlight. Yeah. No rule. love it. No rules. Then what? Let's go. You got the money.

Go pawn off that ring. Sell that lufa. Oh, no, no, no. Me and Jay Stone, look, if me and Jay Stone ever come down with a disease that's going to take it out, we're fixing the turn. Jonesy Wells out of all. What's you got? What's next? Jonesy Wells.

Where would I go? Yeah. Man, that's a cool one. New Zealand is always something that if it just wouldn't so dead gum, far. But I still want to go like... What's the animal you're going to shoot? Well, oh, if I went there, it'd be a stag.

I mean, even though I've killed stags, but the American version, much smaller. But if I really, one dream one that I'd love to do is the, before the caribou got wiped out by like E.HD and all that, when you would have those big migrations of caribou across the tundra and all that stuff. That would be something to watch. I'd love to. I've always wanted to bow hunt one of those guys. Oh, okay.

That would be a dream trip for me, for sure. What about Alaska? Like a big moose. Don't take. Is that what you were going to say? I was going to say. Hey, let's go together. Let's do it.

Alaska Moose hunt, me and Phil. Or let's go the exact opposite and let's go to like Mexico and catch a Marlin. Oh, yeah. Black Marlon would be awesome. That would be cool. Marlin and Moose. Those are two things I'm interested in seeing. Yeah.

Bill Fisher is super cool. You need to check with Ramona, and she'll tell you where you want to go to catch Marlin. Yes. Ramona witch is her name. She went. She was the one at Nukes other day when he was eating lunch. Yeah. Sitting there with Anna.

Hey, she went. Wait, this is a real person? No, no. Oh, yeah. You asked who I was talking to. Yeah. That's Ramona. No, no.

Hey, she went. Okay. Her and her husband. Wade. Called eight. Eight Marlin? Eight Marlin. Did they get any moose?

They didn't. Moose hunting? No. Marlon Fishman. Two birds one stone. That'd be cool. Anywho. She said the Marlin fishing there is ridiculous.

So we got Red Stag, Caribou, two moose, and everybody would want to catch on Marlin. Yeah, who does. Who doesn't? Those things are cool. Billfish are awesome. And they jump up in the air. A big yellow fin tuna that weighs about 250.

No, I don't want to catch him. Oh, do you want to catch him? Well, no. He wants to watch somebody else catch him. Yeah, I just want to eat him. I mean, catching him. I don't feel like. being wore out for the next three days.

That's like stone. You catch him on a rod and reel. Oh, they got them there. The automatic. Yeah, they just push him in. At some point with that yellowfin, you got to grab that rod. Hey, what kind of fish did Stone catch where he kept saying, all right, somebody come take over and so I said, no, son, you called him.

Oh, no. Keep breathing. That was the giant Goliath. Oh, yeah. Grupper? Yeah, 350 pounds. I'm not, that's big. Oh, okay.

His mouth was just bigger. round. All right. Next question. Not really a question so much, but my friend Jeff from Alabama, I think he's from Alabama. He's inviting us to something in Alabama.

I'm in. Are you aware that an Andalusia, Alabama, July 9th and 10th, the World Domino Championships is being part? No, I did not. But give me 10. I've got a few questions. Hey, did y'all hear the story that Alan told

about Phil walking in with a, call or saying, and it was Ma and Paul and Al was at the table. That was hilarious. Ten. Yeah. We're going to make a million dollars with this. Granny said they gave him about five seconds and then that's ten. Can you play?

No, no. If it was funny, they all looked up at it. They stopped the game. No, no, yeah. I mean, don't interrupt the game first of all. They took about two seconds. They all turned the head up and look like that and then Paul said, 10. And then the game continued. So here's my question.

Yeah. Because I'm interested in you, doing this because it would make me laugh. But would you win the World Domino Championship? No. No. But let me tell you who could win. I know somebody that would do well and probably place in it. Jason.

Jason Robertson. Because hey, he was the number one spade player in the world. Huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Jason Robertson. On Yahoo Spade. He was the number one Yahoo! In the world.

In the world. I was like the number 98 Madden 2010 player in the world? Oh, I did not. No, that's just little known facts all around. What was Martin playing? Football on the PlayStation. Johnny, Johnny, did you...

Did you know that I was a one time was a breakdancer on the Miss Louisiana pageant? I don't know how we got here. I love it. That's true. Is that true? Miss Louisiana pageant. All right, Martin, what's your weird claim?

Break dancing. We got the number one's played player in the world. I was bald before 20? That's true. That is true. I mean, I don't really, I don't think, I mean, I did, I did go to the state spelling, be. Oh, I did not know. Yeah, what place did you come in?

Oh, I went out quick there. What was the word? What word got you? Obfuscated epistemology. I could spell that one now. I don't know if I could have them. No, I really don't remember. I just remember going, I made through the first round.

You didn't make it to Washington, D.C. Oh, God, no. Them kids would have wiped the floor with you. Guarantee. I don't know how I'm. made it to Baton Rouge. Dang. I made it from the school.

Them kids are smart. I made it from the school to Monroe to Baton Rouge. And I still don't know how, I mean, I can spell okay. But like, I do have a request. What's my thing? If any of those kids that go to Washington, D.C. are listening. Please email me at hello at duck call room.com. I just got an idea for a segment.

Anyway. Uncle sigh spells. Uncle sigh versus those kids. Uncle sigh couldn't spell nothing. Yeah. And we'll give you like bloody Mary mix. We'll ask those kids, you know, whatever Phil said is that going to go. No, I would ask, I just want to ask the kids to spell whatever size says,

because he's going to mispronounce something like, aye, if you heard that. Yes, we need two or three of you, children. Si is the announcer of the spelling game. Don't check that. Okay. This is not spelled like it sounds. And we're not talking Martin level. Like, we're going all the way to D.C.

We need those kids. If you get it right, you hear this noise. Oh, no, that's the wrong. That's wrong. No, when you hear that everywhere else, this is joy. Yeah. And then you're watching ESPN 3 and they're like,

uh, R S. And they just, and they're whole, and it's so sad. It's hard to watch because they're like 12 and you want them all the way. It's like the show. Bong.

Bong. Oh, the gong show. No, whatever it is. The gong show is something completely different. And since April 20th is around the corner. The gong?

Is that what it was the gong show? The gong show. I don't, I don't want to hit the gong show. Too young. The Bong show was that movie with Cheech and Chong. So I remember when they had the hook and they'd go out and get them on the gong show? Oh, yeah.

No, that was at the Apollo Theater. Apollo. Apollo theater. Apollo. Showtime at the Apollo. Yeah, showtime at the Apollo. I wasn't even alive then and I know this. Oh, that's fine.

That's a fine, fine place. That's a fine, fine place. Well, you know what else is a fine place? The Duff Call Room, and we'll see y'all here next Tuesday. Hold on. I'm kidding. I know. I'm just messing.

with sigh. Tune in, boys. We'll try it in. What you got from the good book? From the good book. I got a little something for Cy Robertson. It's a Bible verse located in Ephesians 5.

We're going to read verse 25, then we're going to skip ahead to 28. Husbands love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her. In the same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own body.

who loves his wife, loves himself. Cy, 50 years. That's impressive, and it's because you followed those verses right there. Proud to know you, sir. Congratulations, Sam. We'll see y'all next time, and it won't be 50 years from now. That's right. It won't be 50 years from now.

Bing, ding, ding.