Duck Call Room - Uncle Si’s Excavator Exit Sent Him Straight to the Ground

Episode Date: July 30, 2026

Uncle Si dives into the growing weirdness of AI after seeing the dramatic makeover it gave to Jay Stone. Stone puts Christian Huff behind the controls of a bulldozer and discovers he’s more capable than expected. Si looks back on his own misadventures with heavy equipment, including a tumble he took off an excavator that he was lucky to survive, and Martin reveals his fear of helicopters. John-David tries to help a heartbroken listener with relationship advice, but all the boys have to give are questionable fashion tips. Duck Call Room episode #574 is sponsored by: https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE AG1 Travel Case with 7 Travel Packs in your Welcome Kit with your first subscription order! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I need a blood transfusion. Why would you need that? Dang mosquitoes ate me alive this morning. Do you have the parasite? Which one? The one. The one. I probably got one.

I don't know which one it is. Have you not seen cyclosporiasis? Oh, no. You haven't seen it? No, I have. But no, I ain't got him. I ain't been pooping myself to death. No, I'm good.

So have you been eating vegetables? That was true. Oh, it's real. I've seen that on the spacebook. No, I ain't a lot of oranges. And a lot of dogs. Have you been washing them? Huh?

Have you been washing them? I don't have to wash it. What's it coming from? What's it coming from? Lettuce. They believe, and they actually believe it might have come from Taco Bell. Like, that's legitimate. Yeah.

Everywhere? There's an explosive. It's all Taco Bell's fault. We don't know that. That's not fair. I mean, Taco Bell's been doing this for you. How is it now? How's it just now an issue?

Apparently it's an extra level of explosive. They said it was on from the lettuce or the avocados? Avocados? Yeah. I haven't heard. From Mexico? I'm Mark said from both of those. What is it they take, though?

What is that junk they mix up you have? Guacamole. Yeah, Giacomola. You think it's guacamole getting everybody? That's what they said. It was Taco Bell and don't, don't order guacamola or eat lettuce. Or lettuce. All that's.

No way with it. Deal. I don't think I... This would be the easiest guidelines I've ever had to follow. Yeah. Don't eat lettuce or guacamole. Yeah, I do like good guac, but if you eat lettuce, you probably deserve to get it. Well, I eat lettuce and I ain't got it.

Yeah. I do like a good salad. I know a guy that... This time of years... Oh, no. Oh, mine's on sandwiches. Oh, no. The big nice, fresh tomato at the garden.

Maiters, yeah. Yeah. And bologna, either fried or non-fried, and then lettuce, and mustard. How about a smoke bologna? And my woman makes a mean sandwich. What about a dog? Everybody loves a good dog. Look.

Well, I tried the dogs, and I did something wrong. Yeah, you can't roll them at $450 for two hours. I don't think it's 450. At least three. Anyway, cyclosporiasis, I can't pronounce it. Or the disease caused by the parasite can't pronounce that. either can cause frequent watery diarrhea or

explosive bowel movements they use the word explosive every time yeah like paint the wall explosive diarrhea I've been there Donald Trump called it a terrible terrible disease and something

you would not want anyone to experience explosive diarrhea is here to stay well it's always been here this is worse though it's never made the USA today well maybe everybody's getting a little softer you know

that's a good point but maybe they didn't drink the plastic bottles of whiskey growing up and have that every set of it needs more vitamin E that's why you get oranges I thought you got vitamin C for oranges oh E

E? I thought E was an oil who what? He's your fruits no C I'm pretty sure it's C Huh? Hey. Really?

Yeah, you're wrong about that, Sa. Ease in like sunflowers and spinach. Yeah, they make like oil out of heat. Oh. I don't hear that. Oh, that's what you put on a burn. Huh? Vitamin E oil.

Yeah. You put that on a burn. Yeah. You ever been burned? Yeah, I've been burned. You ever put vitamin EO on a burn? Oh, I put some of us. Allo.

I put some of the. this blue stuff. That was like, it was like, oh, ice. Yeah. That was blue and it was like ice. Yeah, like aloe. Oh. Alovir stuff.

That's weird. Oh, you know where you can get you some vitamin E, Si? Where? Avocados for Mexico. No, don't do that. I just found out, Si said that's against the rules.

Or broccoli. They say, they don't say E comes from, orange less vitamin BFs yeah you can get it from nuts yeah almonds hazelnuts

peanuts I don't understand vitamins at all yeah but speaking of parasites I had a kind of a I can't wait to see where this goes who knows these days

because who knows what they teach nowadays I don't know if you'd call this critter parasite but we had an infestation of sorts at the house Oh, in-laws. Did I tell you about that already? At your house?

No, yeah, at my house. What did they get out of apples? What? No, Stone's telling a story. Yeah. Well, no, no. You got to get off that, the vitamin E thing because because you're wrong.

You're wrong on this one. I don't want to hit. Yeah. Vitamin C comes from hard. I'm going to double it now. Anyways, we had a... I ate two bags of oranges, you know. Every time Christine goes to soil, she buys me two of...

Whose bags of tangerines? You like the little ones? What do they call? Cudies. Little cuties. It's tangerines. Tangerines. They're real good.

I ate a bunch of them. We had an infestation in the house, unbeknownst to me. My youngest daughter had been slipping the dog in. The animal? Yeah, the healer. And the healer had flees. Oh, the dog has fleas. The dog had fleas.

So she snuck the dog in the house. and let her sleep in her closet. Well, I was sitting on the couch about two weeks ago. And I felt something moving on my leg, you know. Oh, no. I'm like, what the guy? I looked down it and it was a flea. I flicked it off.

Well, about 10 minutes later, same thing. And then all of a sudden, I got three or four of them on me. So I go upstairs. I step in her room barefooted. And I look down to my leg and there's about 20 of them. Within, oh yeah, within 10 seconds, there's 20 fleas on my leg. Whose room was this? Sage.

Hmm. So she'd been slipping the blue healer in there sleep with her where the dog, I guess the dog was flea treatment every month, but. When you lay down with a dog. That one, it didn't take, I guess. I don't know. My dog, you spit them out after you stopped looking at it. Yeah, so I must have missed a month.

But anyways, it was terrible. It was terrible. Two days later, the guy came to spray. and he went up in their closet. And that was the nucleus of the flea invasion. That's where they were. The eye of the storm. And he said he never seen nothing that bad.

So, look, three weeks later, and about $500 into it. Oh, goodness. We're down to just a few. You're fighting. Oh, still fighting. Every day. Every day. So now when I go to bed, I'm just scratching all over, you know, just.

Even though I don't even have them on me now, but. You feel them? I can feel, I can feel them right now. But you're talking about hard to get rid of. They had to spray the yard or rather outside of the house. They've sprayed at least five times. Oh. You can't, they say the little bitty ones, you can't kill them.

There's nothing made that to kill them. But they can kill the eggs, kill the eggs and kill the big ones. He gets them teeth. So. He works. You could get one now. Well, I can do it now. But that was the worst infestation that I've ever seen.

A flea infest. That blue healer gets around, too, by the... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, that electric fence, some yard guy cut the underground wire. It could be, hey, it could have been a worse. It would have been chiggers. Ciggers?

Oh, yeah. Those are the worst. You can't kill them, sucks. Medbugs. You got to just cover your skin and nail polish and tick. because a tick could kill you. Oh yeah, a tick kill you. That's the problem with ticks.

How's a tick kill you? Oh, you get that Lyme disease. Get Lyme disease. Get to Rocky Mountain spotted fever. You get, yeah. Or you get Alpha Gail and you can't eat red meat. But at least you can see a tick for the most part. Yeah. You can barely see those fleets.

Invisible. Yeah, I don't know why he got on that boat. I don't know why I know what I let him on there. He must have hitched a ride. Yeah, he was just on a dog. Oh, yeah. Have you ever had fleas? Fleas?

I've had all that kind of crap. You had fleas? Oh, yeah. All over you? Well, fleas and what else is all? Do you have lice? Yeah, lice. I always hit the school.

Yeah. Just go to school, come back, be... I just be ate up with lice. I ain't ever had lice. I guess my head like the Sahara Desert up there. Yeah, I ain't ever had one thing. There was never really anywhere to hide. They got some kind of dust powder.

I thought you put peanut butter on. You got to shave your hair. Oh, yeah. What's the thing to do? Shave your head and they'll just stupid things go everywhere directions. Mm-hmm. Well, look. Because I mean, hey, it's a bunch of them.

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But you sent this picture? I fixed, I thought that was. What do you think, Sire? That looks like him. You think I ought to go with it? That is stuff. You like that? You like that look?

Yeah. You're one swastika tattoo away from being on American History X. I was taking a long time ago. No, no. No, that was, you can AI anything. That's AI. That's AI. Yeah, Jacob did that.

Yeah. I finally got Jacob out on the property yesterday. You could be Edward Dorton's coastline. But Sage said I look like Triple H. Yep. Oh. I see that. Yeah.

You remind me. I kind of like that look. I'm for it. I think you should try it out. My head looks a little warped in that. Hey, I'll do that. Every once in a while, yeah, I give you six fingers or something like that. I can see you in a cage.

Or a cage fighting. Like that ship sailed too. He does that every Tuesday at 5 a.m. Maybe not in a cage. Hey, oh, yeah. Put him in a cage and let him put some jujitsu on somebody. I think I'm... Let him tap him out.

I think I'm way past that. Are you going to pass this point? I'm on the downhill slide. He blast longer than McGregor probably. Boy, that was something. You need to do that. A.I. Sage, ball her head. Yeah.

Put her in a cage. Why would you do that? So she can tap, make a bunch of clowns tap out? No, you just tell her, that's what's going to happen if she gets some fleas in that house. Yeah. That is a good idea. So why was she bringing the dog inside? She wanted, she wanted to sleep in the room with her.

Fair enough. That happened. They're good friends. He has needed a dog. That dog does have a lot of personality. Hey, the kid loves dogs. That dog's been. That's why she hang out with you?

Well, no, no, I love dogs too. Yeah. What would you think? Hold on. You know what? I'm about to do. Are you about the AI clean-shaven size? We didn't have no air condition.

We'd always sleep in the summertime with the doors and the windows open. Uh-huh. That's a good way to get. All the stray dogs used to come, you know, and they'd end up at our house. Bill was asleep one night, and the big dog, I mean, a big dog, come in and lay down with him, and he woke up, he woke him up, and then we chased that dog all through the house trying to get him out of the house. Yeah, I was just that door open.

Yeah, I mean, a big dog. I don't even know what kind it was, but he was huge. Really? You're going to throw a saddle on him, Rodey. And you just let it in the home? What I were asleep? All the doors, all the windows open. We didn't have no record.

So we slept with the windows and the doors open. Did you sleep naked? Huh? He lived naked. Well, I feel that I used to run naked until I was 14. Oh, I don't know. I think. How do you remember that your teacher said vitamin E comes from oranges,

but you don't remember if you were wearing clothes at 14? Well, hey, that's what it was. you say. I'm just telling what the man you should say. Guys, this is terrifying. Si. Let's see it. Oh, go. Who is that?

That's the picture I just took if you were to shave your face. No. Get out of here. That's what you'd look like. That looks like Chris Fowler in 10 years. Like, there's no way. It's not an exact science. They haven't finished the data center.

The only thing they got right was the hat. You can't trust nothing they do. They clean the hat up, though. That is the cleanest. Hey, now I ask them to put a beard back on that picture. The only thing is the hat and the shirt. Send that to Christine, say what she thinks. Oh, we might get you to shave.

Now we'll see what he looks like when we put the beard back on. Surely they just give you the original picture back, right? Huh? No, no, no, no. AI is a terrifying. Have you ever played with this? I never did, but recently I needed to for some more. work stuff and then you just go down a terrible path of making weird pictures i can show you my

whole family and what we look like in 60 years congratulations carter your wife's pretty good looking i don't know where she came from but ai just made her up really yeah it's weird what all did you plant down on a lamp uh the japanese millet so far oh yeah there you go yeah that's not very egg. No, it's terrible. That's awful. We started with this. We went to make this man with a shave face.

We went to that. Yeah. Which I don't like. No. Please don't shave. And now you're... We're back to this. Yeah.

Hmm. Hunter, how do you feel about AI? Oh, goodness. Hunter's not here anymore. A.I. took his job. You already know my thoughts on AI. Yeah, but the people at home don't. I don't want to get into it.

Why not? You just made Hunter sad. I didn't make him sad. Did I? I didn't mean to. I figure I've said a lot of things in here to make you a lot sadder than that. I was just asking you a question.

Man, I don't like getting into it. I get made fun of for it a lot. You get made fun of for that? Who's making fun of you? Work, parents, people. What they're just saying you should embrace it. Basically, and I don't want to embrace it. You got to embrace it.

I don't have to. Remember the guy that didn't embrace the cars? And I'm sure he lived happily in the woods. Nope. He was still walking. No, he got hit by Buffalo. I'd rather get hit by a Buffalo than embrace AI. Your job is on computers.

I mean, I don't. Are you worried you'll be replaced by, yeah? Most definitely. Like generative AI create, it mimics something from other people. and then just spit something out. Yeah, but could you do this? Could you make sight? What in the world?

As the man of David throwing a rock all the way to the chicken fillet? Get rid of the hat. Oh, they got his old glasses too with the straps. That's awesome. Now, that was actually really good. That's hilarious. He can throw that rock all the way to the chicken filet. The only thing not accurate about this is there's no line of chick filet.

You know what? There wasn't a line on the way. here. I was going to go there. Really? And I was like, I'm not going to be able to get in and out of there quick enough. And then I looked over and I could have. Golly. Unbelievable. They thought we'd use AI for good and for work, but we really just make stupid pictures.

Yeah. But it is nice to like, hey, I want to try a new haircut out and you AI yourself. And now we know that Stone, bald. But that takes the fun out of it. Yeah. Out of getting a haircut. Yeah. What if you were to get it yourself?

then you would know. And if you liked it or hate it, I feel like you would learn an important lesson at the end of that, right? What? We're talking about shaving our head, not proposing. But like, if you had to sit with it for a while,

then you would like, then you would like, no. But if you're looking at a picture, you just wouldn't know because you're not living with it. I just, something just hit me. Look up, how far can you throw a boomerang? Boomerang. You know what? Why don't we ask Chat GPT how far one could throw a boomerang?

Ask Google. How far do you throw a boomerang? How far can you throw a boomerang? Before it returns back to you. Well, yours isn't coming back to you. I tried that thing. I can't ever make it come back. I bought one of them from Academy in the back corner at the outdoor section that are like a triangle.

I got one time. I spent hours. Remember that thing we used to throw around in a front of? front parking lot? That was it. Yeah. It never would come back to us. Wouldn't come back?

Oh, we'd always land it on the roof or something. I didn't know what y'all was doing. Well, we were very well aware of that. Would you like a typical beginner boomerang? A sport performance boomerang, a long distance returning boomerang, or a non-returning boomerang. Hey, I want a long-returner boomerang is a stick. How far can you throw a long distance? The world-class long-distance competitors can throw specialized boomerangs more than two

230 yards away and still have them return. And it will return? That's pretty impressive. That's pretty good. You're on 30 yards? Why are you thinking about boomerangs? Well, I don't know. I just hit me and I...

Hey, I... You just throw it out there and it comes back to you. You just needed to know that. You see they just broke the world record on shotgun, shooting a clay with a shotgun. How'd they do that? What? 201 yard or 204, 201, like that.

Hold on, they broke a... A guy shot a clay at 200 and either one or four yards. That ain't a big deal. With a shotgun. Do what? It ain't a big deal. I've watched Phil killed Ballard Drake that probably was, what, 250? Yeah.

Duh. I knew that was coming. Hey. You know how little a skeed is at 200 yards? Was it moving? I suspect it was. Yeah, but it's skeet. I mean, sometimes those fall apart just in the air.

Well, what? They could have hit a dust particle. A regulation skeet is, what, four inch circle? The ducks way near. The yard it would look like it was about two inches. Huh? I don't know where the half came from. I don't think I can see it.

A four inch regulation skeet is four inches in a circle. At 200 yards, it would look like it's two inches. So you lose an inch every hundred yards you get away? I have no idea how that one. Well, 200 yards. Just think about it, four inches. You add 200 yards. By about two.

200. Yeah, duh. Minus two. Half works. Minus two. And then you come up with two inches. Minus two plus three. Add the hypotenuse and the cosine.

We do have a new. That's the longest shot, 201 yard. Yeah, with a shotgun. Recorded. I mean, somebody. Well, you know, wait a minute, because there's too many variables. Let's talk about something interesting. I have fantastic news.

Let's hear it. I received a photograph during the middle of this. Juicy and Godwin are in Orlando together. Poor they at? I bet if you ask what AI what juicy looked like in 50 years, they can spit out Gobwin. He'll go see if you'll have that curly hair. Juice is one of the main attractions that I can.

He's going around taking pictures with Bill Dan, Steve Harvey, all the people. Look at those two. Look at them. So I guess who I had out working on a property yesterday? Who? Guess who I had working on the property yesterday. Who? Christian and Jacob.

What did they do? Well, I trained Christian how to run the bulldozer. Hey, time out. Can you not hear what them things on? No, because we ain't got nothing known. Huh? I can't hear Can you hear Hunter?

I hear Stone just fine With these all I can't hear it But I am One two test test test test No Nothing I just turned his headset up

It may be on Here it is Okay hey Yeah We came unplugged ladies There There He said

Hey he said Well he got them on I ain't where we can't hear you Okay Can you hear us now? Yeah What about now? Can you hear me now?

Yeah. He's been doing this whole podcast without hearing us. But no, I'm saying. You haven't heard a word. That's why you've been interrupted us. You haven't heard a word we said. No,

he does that anyway. No, the interrupts is just me. Yeah, that's just him. When something comes in that brain, that's got to get out there. It's like hot potato.

Do I need to turn it up for you, say? Uh-huh. Do I need to turn up your volume, though? No, I'm good. You're good. You got to plug it in. But just now move it back a little closer to you mind. It's them socks.

This is, well, hey, bumblebee tuna. I'm overrun a lot and I kicked it. I kicked it open. You are a noise maker. I don't connected it. Yeah. All right. So anyway.

What were we talking about? I asked a question about something. No, we wouldn't talk about nothing. Stone just told you that he had Christian and Jacob out there working. That's what I'm talking about. And I ask you what he did? There you go. Yeah.

So is Christian's running a dozer? Yeah. I trained him. I gave him a quick lesson on a bulldozer. Okay. And to his credit. he did much better than what I was expecting and he actually enjoyed it

well the boy actually can't drive a dozer and then well so in fairness can i ask you what you were expected can i ask you what you were expecting since he did better than you expected i was expecting something to oh yeah tear up so you know but he actually performed quite well but what's stoned just let everybody know is the key to life expectations matter. Oh, yeah.

They're pretty low. You can exceed them. It's always good to have low expectations. Yeah. If you've never fooled one of them. Because that was being my military career. You drove a boat. No, no.

They just come up and said, hey, we need somebody to drive this. Yeah. And they didn't have nobody. And I said, well, crank it up. Yeah, I got on it. I said, well, crank it's thing up. Crank it up.

And they said, what? I said, crank it. Let me watch you crank it. I said, now, get out of my way. You told. No, no, because that was my motto in the military. If you crank it, I'd drive it. There you go.

You got to crank it before I can drive it. Show me how to crank it, and then I'll drive it. You can drive anything? You crank it and I can drive it. Anyways, it was a simple little task. There was a mound of dirt. I said, flatten that mound out, get it as smooth as you can. What's right?

So he got up there, you know, took his time. But it was kind of like he had the little roller coaster doing there. Yeah, it didn't know how to. The best part, he didn't know how to feather the blade. That takes time like anything else. But anyways, he got off the bulldozer and he looked at him, he said, I feel manly. Yeah. Well, no, no, because, hey, that's the, but most people don't realize it.

Hey, you get a hold of a dozer and get to really doing stuff with it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it gives you a shot up adrenaline. Oh, yeah, I'm a demolition man. Okay, because, hey, because you know, you run over and look at that tree over and say, I think I can push that sucker down. Oh, yeah. And then just, bam.

Hey, lift up the blade and pulling it out of the ground and go shove it in the water. Oh, and I can do it. Hey, don't fool with me. I'll hurt you. I like driving a tractor. I mean, it does. There is something to pushing stuff around on a tractor. after time's good therapy.

I've never got off of it saying I felt like a man though. No. Because before I got on it, I felt like one. Oh, boy. Yeah, but you got a little shallow adrenaline to go with it. Oh, yeah, you see exactly what it or do, but I don't, I don't, I don't get it. I'm confused. Well, he's never done anything like that.

But, hey, it's like anything else. If somebody is really good with something, it's fun to, watch somebody that uses it. Oh, absolutely. Because I've seen guys that, hey. I had that man swinging that track over my head this morning. Well, I was trying to explain to him about feathering the blade. Yeah.

And he's like feathering the blades. What do you mean? I said, when you go down the hill, you got to feather up. When you're coming up hill, you got a feather down. Vice versa, it's the opposite. Oh, no. If you're turning to the right, you got a feather left. You turn it to the left, you feather right.

It's like being married. the longer you married to your woman, the better you get at feathering the blade. So it's just... I like his analogy. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

And that could mean a lot of that blade. Yeah. It was the hand motion that did me in. I'm just staring at these emails. Anyway, I was just glad to see them out there. So Christians work in the bull does it. What was Jacob doing? uh famine i guess famine yeah but you're not here's what you don't don't understand by man you're

you're giving them both of them young men something they won't get anywhere else i'm just glad to say him participate he's giving them something that they're not going to get anywhere else well yeah most people wouldn't allow them on a bulldozer well i don't know how they just open a new dig park in dallas over you can go play on all of it i'm taking boys over there did you see that uh-huh stone how does that make you feel there is a music music park that just lets you ride around on bulldozers. And track hose. That's awesome.

Hey. Yeah. What's it called again? Like dig DFW or something? Dig DfW. Dig World. Yeah, Dig World Diff W or something. Oh yeah.

Me and the boys go 100%. I mean, I got that anyway with my buddy Ben. He got a construction company. So we can go play on whatever we want to anytime we want to. But. Oh, when they get like 14th, take them over to his house. They don't let him get after it. Oh, my kid?

Oh, they ain't going to make it 14. Well, I hope by the time they 10, they run a mini. Oh, yeah. Is the construction themed theme part? Absolutely, buddy. I'm pouring. Look at that. Okay.

I would get down. You want to go? I'm in. Hey. Me and my boys are in. Oh, no, no. We can all go together. I suppose I would have a blasted back.

Yeah. Let's I go. No, no, no. You got to sign a waiver. You can't break their stuff. Oh, you can. you can and it will. Hey, it will.

That's what one thing Phil never did understand when I tore up everything that he said I tore up. If you use it, it's going to break down. It's going to break down. When you go over there, remember when you're operating the track hoe, the excavator, you got to turn the cab

perpendicular to the tracks. So when you step out, you step on the track, then you can step down. I've seen, I've witnessed. that man to you right there, step out of the track co. On to the ground? Straight to the ground. That's right to the ground.

That was what, about 25 years ago? Oh, yeah. He opened the door. He's looking at us and he just steps out. Gone. Gone. By what?

I'm glad. Hey, I look, and I had just got through bush hog in that crap and it had the sticks stick it up. I'm glad I didn't land on one. I was bad. Oh, yeah. Pretty good. I took a step and it was just like this and faced down.

Bam! And then I heard a bunch of laughter. And I said, what did that? I said, watch that first step, boys. This is a doozy. I said, watch that first step, boys. It's a doozy. It's a doozy.

Oh, man. Oh, man. So you went. I used to find great satisfaction of watching Tye on that rubber tire hoe smoking a sagrant. Oh, yeah. He'd be up there just one in his mouth swinging buckets of dirt

back and forth on that little backhoe. Oh, man. You can operate some heavy equipment. Hold on. Yeah, he can do it. Well, say, I... He does it with speed too, buddy. If you can crank it, he can run it.

Yeah. He does it with speed. Oh, because I got it all that in. Because everything, every time there was something like specialty Vietnam. You know, somebody would leave. And I said, hey, East Sebel will come up and say, hey, who will go, we got a convoy out there waiting to be unloaded. Can anybody run that, you know, rough-taring forklift?

Yeah. And I said, I can't run it, but you crank it, I'll run it. You know, he said, what? I said, crank it and I'll run it. I do love a forklift. Oh. Did you fly a helicopter? No.

He said if you could start it, he could run it. No chance. I can probably fry it. I've rolled it enough on. I can probably fight. You think you can fly helicopter? Because you got two times. He's got a deal that you give us a gas on the rotary.

You know what? I'll give him credit. I think he could take off. Landing? He's way better. It ain't that hard. He's way better with the gas than he is the person. Well, no, no, no, no.

But it ain't that hard. It ain't that hard to fly one. It, what? It ain't that hard to fly one. It took Kobe Brian out. Whoa. No, it crashed, though. Hence, it's a little more difficult to fly than.

No, it ain't, no. You could probably fly at yourself after that I showed you. Who may? Yeah. I don't get on anything. It's got a part on it called a Jesus nut. flying a helicopter is widely concerned. There's one piece on a helicopter holds a whole thing together.

It's called a Jesus nut. If that fails, you go in to meet Jesus. I ain't getting on it. Well, you ain't getting on it? Oh, hey, they'll love that blast. No. Yeah. They just flew them marking alligator nest over there on all our stuff.

Nuh. Them boys half crazy, man. Dipping that thing around there, chunking them spears into the alligator nest. Like, oh, no. Hey, you got to be crazy to fly half that stuff. You got to be crazy to throw a spear in an alligator nest, then go land and go get the eggs out of the nest with a mama sitting right there too. All right.

Where were they doing this? Over at Penn Ope. Yeah, they just took like 500-something eggs off of us. Thank God. Last thing we need 500 more baby alligators. Oh. So, I mean, they got to bring some. They went and robbed the nest.

Uh-huh. And it was 500 of them? I mean, by the time they got all the nest, yeah. Yeah, about 500 eggs. I think I got a flea on me. me they get about they get about 40,000 eggs a year i'm fix it we got plenty of all the we got plenty of we got we got a whole bunch of the avaglades oh yeah look louisiana's got more to florida well no no i'm supposed to say it they say there's more alligators in louisiana

now than there are humans well you just think about it hey think about the old cocoa then that was 62 thousand acres yeah or or honey break think about honey break we saw They ain't like 10 the day we went crappie fishing down there. Oh, yeah. Buddy, come frog in with me right now and night. Oh, no. See how many red eyes you can. No, no.

Come get you some. Why has there been an explosion of alligators? Because there ain't nothing to hunt them or kill them. Nothing. They ain't got no credit. They protected them for too long. Yeah. Yeah.

But now they ain't. I mean, now anybody can come here and go alligator hunting. You draw, you get tags and it's just a license now. Yeah, it's way easier to get a tag now, isn't it? Praise God, yes. Used to just be commercial fishing, basically, it was all it was. But now they are, they are saying it is time. I never do it.

I hear Phil talk about they were running in any trouble, you know, with his nest without gators. It wasn't none up here then. When he was doing all that, wasn't many of them up here. No, wasn't many? And now they're everywhere. Now they're everywhere. water for six months that I have an alligator in it. Like, they're just, they're,

everywhere. I can't believe how big, how big they get. Oh, we got two of them, buddy. This year. Oh, no. Y'all going to kill a big one? That's what got me about about, about, yeah, big, big, big, 13. They, uh,

13. Yeah, I'm going to come get some new hooks. I was got what got me about the crocodile. I loaded up right now. Now, when I all went over or somewhere and he went walking to town and had a big pond in the middle of it. Mm-hmm.

It had like 15 big crocodiles in it. Oh, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to hang a coiki with a piece of chicken. Yes. See if an alligator each. Urchin bait craze. Cy, have you seen that? You know the number one bait in fishing right now?

Show him what they look like. Ain't no way side knows what this is. I may. He might. I want to get your. your opinion on whether or not now granted we just just said it's number one bait if you just saw this would you think it would catch a fish that's the bait

number one bait in the world in the world of bass fish I've sold 5,000 of them in the last two months do they make a little bit of them? And that's only because he couldn't get 10,000 how big is that? 19 millimeter is there one of my truck? No like compared to like an h-and-h spinner bait. Bigger. Bigger? Bigger.

Bigger. It's bigger. Way bigger. It's like this big. Huh? It's just a blob? A blob with tentacles. Huh.

There was one of my... They can't stand it. What color on it? Oh, you can get black, scoop or dung. Green pumpkin. Green pumpkin. Pink. Renegade.

Watermelon. I could have seen that if it was fishing the barge. Because it looks like, you know, looks like starfish. Huh? The ball. Mars? Mars.

Yeah. I can see that being, I will, I can see that being bad. You get something similar. Bad on Redfish. Redfish? Yeah. Well, the redfish is a dumpster. He'll eat anything anyway.

Well, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I guarantee if you take that to the marsh and throw it up against him all that grass. They'll eat that sucker alive. But I just can't see a bass because I don't. Buddy will break your arm. I don't remember anything that resembles that.

in the water. There ain't. But in the ocean, that would be like some kind of starfish or a, what's the, urchin? Urchin. Aherly fish.

An urchin. Yeah. It's an urchin, but it made to look like a sea urchin. Is there anything like that lives in freshwater? Not that I've ever seen. So I got 300 of those in the other day at the store. I got 300 of those in at the store the other day.

Yeah. They're not sold out. in less than 12 hours. What do they sell for? Yeah, all over the board. It's from 8, 99 to 10. 209. There's no spinner bait or just a hook in it and just throw it out there and hold on.

It's soft plastic, $10 for one soft plastic bait. The ones everybody wants are Japanese and they're $23. Yeah. What makes it better? It's Japanese. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it for a simple reason.

Normally, you know, they would have to have some kind of something that resembles that that lives in fresh water. Well, if you invent a bass mate that actually works, you fix to make some money. Well, they're making nothing. Well, everybody gets done copying you. Everybody copied them. I caught that tiny fish with that giant fuzzball in Big Dave's Pond. There you go. Ain't nothing like that in Big Dave's Pond.

Have you tried that in Willie's Pond yet? Yeah. Oh, yeah, he snapped. it around. I never caught anything. Willie's pond. Willie's fish are rigged or something this year. I think that cousin that's living over there.

What, Maddox? Yeah, I think he's ransacked. Oh, yeah, he's raping and pillages. Is he keeping it? No. He just putting holes in every one of their faces. I'd want to talk to Jacob after he's fished with him. Jacob, who?

Jacob Wheeler. Wheeler. Not Mayo? No. You can talk to him because he's, been fishing with it. It's the craziest thing. It keeps me up.

He won a tournament on chicken moga with it, 29 pounds. All right, Sa, you ready to give some people some relationship advice? Yeah, let's do it. Hey,

yeah. All right. Oh, Joe from southeast Louisiana. Joe. Oh, Joe. I know y'all get this type of email a lot, but I'm going through a breakup as of last night. Oh, fresh.

That's fresh. Love on the Rocks. Ain't no big surprise. How long was this romance been going? This is tough. It was a year and four months. All right. 14, 14 or what, 16 months?

16 months. Math was about to get on your, I guess he was probably a fine thing too, right? And he needs to get advice on finding himself and converting to a new routine without her. He goes ahead and's honest. What mutual. He was not interested in this breakup. good terms but no intentions of going back which it was last night so maybe not hold off um

my first question is is what caused the breakup he can't answer that back he just needs advice go fishing you're in southeast louisiana man go fishing hey no what that's just one fishing and see, son. Yeah, go fishing. Hey, that pond is still... A year in four months. Hey, that pond is still

full of... Oh, it's a good looking way. Go snap your coikie around. Go fishing. That's it. Hey. He said go snap you. This is one...

Go snap you coikie around and go fishing. Go catch you one. Yeah, you got to ask yourself. Are you a player or not? I don't think... He's... He's been tied down to one woman for...

Yeah, but she doesn't left. Which is why he needs to go snap his cooey around and catch one. Like Martin said, hey, get your rod real, I'd throw her out of the bait. Yeah. Nap that point out of the bike. Even if it's a stupid-looking bait. Maybe it's all you got. If that's all you got, hey, just keep throwing out of water.

Maybe you got the 89 starfish and you want to 2399 pokey ball. It's all about the presentation anyway. It don't matter. Yeah, presentation is key. Hey, that's right. Well, what should he do in the meantime between the time he is... Snaping his coiky around. Hey, here you go.

I'll tell you what you do. Well, I mean, he needs to... Going out, you get in a shower, you get all cleaned up, come out, put on deodorant. I do not recommend snapping your corky in the shower. Put on your dancing shoes and a good-looking whatever you want to wear. Dancing shoes. And go, hey, and go like a big malle of Drake does. Then you go make yourself a vailer.

You put on your best socks. Do you have dancing shoes? I don't own any dancing shoes. Well, then go barefooted in a dance. Can I add something? Yeah. I had my best friend Pistol. He has a dancing hat.

What? What's the name? His name is Pistol. Yeah. Yes. Have I never talked about Pistol before? And it's your best friend? Yeah.

What kind of had it? I had some black hat, like, cowboy hat but it's his dancing hat and he would take that everywhere and we would make fun of him and he's got that weird hat you know who jace jace tried to pull off the hat look for a couple months there and it was rough the fedora we were like that's so no it wasn't a fedora it was like a cowboy hat he got it's cool if you're name's pistol yeah a cowboy head makes sense if your name's what yeah but if he's your best friend he's not a cowboy his name's pistol who yeah his friend oh But if he's Hunter's best friend, there's no way he's an actual cowboy.

I wouldn't call him an actual cowboy. But he wore this dumb hat everywhere. And we would like, if we were going out. You don't actually have to be a cowboy. But, hey, if you wear a hat. Is that his given name? Yes. Hey, I'm not told.

If you wear a hat and your name is pistol. And it's a he. It's a he. And he's from the 7-1-2-9-2. That's one of the things, hey, you fake it till you make it. He's related to the Lennards out here. Oh, crap. That means he's related to me.

I don't know no cousin named Pistol. My mama's a Leonard before she was a Martin. 7-1-2-9-2. Wow. All them lunatics, man. All them. All them lunatics. We used to make fun of them every time we go out and he would take it out with him.

We're like, no. I just wonder. It doesn't work. And then every time we would go out, it would get them talking to girls every single time. So maybe he needs a dancing hat. So I don't knock the dancing boots too much, but the dancing hat definitely works. Dancing hat and a black leather jacket with a tiger on.

Oh, he's a cowboy hat. Or did he have a dragon? It was a dragon. Dragon jacket. Colby Keith had a good song about that. What? How do you like me now? I have been a cowboy.

That's one of them. Which one are you thinking of? American soldier. Well, I can't even remember the name of it now, but he he went through the whole thing and he running into two ladies there he's talking about big smile on his face oh boy oh boy I ain't as good as well there it is as I was good once as I ever was uh are you really though are you really oh yeah as good once as you ever will oh yeah I'll take you to recover we've given you no advice

yeah I'm snappy your voice I used to say he was talking old man was asking about that. The old man told him, said, hey, you're going to find, you guys find somebody else. I'm still doing all right. There you go. What did the email say something about a routine? Yeah, new routine. Go fishing.

What if he just breaks up the routine? It doesn't have one. Look, it's the old deal. You can't catch them and you're climbing. He's still talking about women. I'm talking about go fishing. He don't want a woman in life right now. Yeah, I'm still talking about women.

Go fishing. This July. You can't catch them sitting and you were climbing. Down south, they are biting. Go fish. Use that for motivation to get yourself in tip-top physical shape. And then you get you a higher grade of women. Well, hey, I'll give you my...

I'm with stone on this. Perhaps she was too high grade. Start doing a hundred push-ups a day. Or we can go Phil Robertson. Perhaps she was too high of a grade and he just needs to find him a homely port living. Hey, oh, how you mean you. you go marry that spent 50 years

not even know if she can cook what's this man's name again old Joe well Joe well you got a Bible verse for that good luck oh no I don't I'm so I'm so worried about

Joe's single life I'm still confused about a boy named Pistol because you know Pistol is the female part of the flower he's named after a star Pistol Pete I guess one of the brightest stars out there he's homeschooled

why'd you have to add that? It feels needed. Out at the farm, there's not a whole lot of people around you. We already knew he was your best friend. Psalm 23-4. He's hot in a $2 pistol. Yeah, we are in the shadow of death right now. And even though I walk in the darkest valley,

I will fear no evil for you are with me. Your rod and your staff, they comfort me. Hey, you might not have a woman, but you got the Lord. Take comfort in that. That's it. Pick up your rod and your staff and go fishing. That's right.

That's right. Hey. We might see y'all next time on the duck call room. We might be canceled. There's a chance. We're fired. We're out. All right, boy.