Duck Call Room - Uncle Si's Favorite Superhero Isn't a Sissy Like Batman

Episode Date: September 13, 2022

Si picks the hands-down winner in a fight between Superman and Batman in this episode recorded before his lung surgery. John-David thinks time travel in movies is just wrong. Godwin recalls a bull-riding injury. Si shares more about his surgery. And if the boys could time-travel to biblical times, who would want to see the Red Sea parting, and which one would choose to be there at the feeding of the 5,000 with loaves and fish? Plus, they share some advice with a fellow hunter who's frustrated with his friend. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, sir. What episode? What's the baddest animal in Africa? There are a lot of bad animals in Africa, but the baddest one to the bone is the hippo. Oh, I was going to say... The hippo. I was going to say...

The hippo kills more human beings than anything. You would think it was the lion. That's what I was going to say. A hippo tear a line up. And you don't want to just have in my mind thinking about that? What? Y'all in that movie, what was the name? Mongo rode that big old bull.

What? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd like to see a saddle on a big hippo, and you ride him. A saddle on a big hippo. And ride him down the river. Well, that's going to be easy for my next question. What's it? What's the baddest animal in the United States?

The baddest animal in the United States. It's got to be a horse. No. It just doesn't know it. No, not the baddest animal. If a horse knew it, it would dominate us. Well, no, I'm going to the reptile family. The what?

The reptile family. You knew he was going there. The baddest to the bone is the cotton-mouth moccasin. Would you rather, though, you say that. Would you rather walk up and there's a cotton mouth sitting there? Or would you rather walk up and there's an alligator sitting there? I would rather have the alligator. Good, Gary.

I'm serious. I can deal with the alligator This makes my next question Just the craziest thing I can't deal with the cotton mouth I never would have thought Of course I don't know why I'm trying to figure you out anyway

That's right I'm unfigurable The rare Godwin-backer Because I was going to say In a fight Which one of them would win A hippo Huh? In a fight

Who? The lion or the hippo The hippo You said hippo The hippo was the badest And then you said the Congo. Well, that's here in the United States. So if they fought each other, who would win? We're getting a boat, and we're getting a hippo.

Both of them's in the water. The cotton mouth would probably, you know, I think the cotton mouth would have an advantage. No. Come on now. Over a hippo? Over a hippo. What have you saying? Si has deepened.

You have to explain. No, no, hey, he had dope off the hippo. Hey, he doesn't put poison in him, and hey, that's it. Then he swims off. No sense. He's too big of animal, poison. They're going to have no effect. Oh, no, yeah, we'll do.

Oh, yeah, it would. Hey, you ever seen a dog? That's why when they bites dogs and stuff like that. I'll fix that. A dog is as soon as he. They always live. They always live. Yeah, but, hey.

This is a fight to the death. You buy the human? You're talking about that. look, hey, I watched Phil killed a copperhead. He chopped him up with a hole. Okay, and look,

the head is about this long. Yeah. That's all it is, laying there. Hey, Jesse, the dog comes running up and runs by it. And, hey, that head gets him, yeah, I was there. He bit him, and look, I'm talking about as soon as he bit him,

Jesse shook him off, but he'd already put him port to him, the dog starts stagging and falls over. He did live. He lived. He lived, but I mean, immediately. Did the snake live? No, but Jesse.

So Jesse wins. Jesse's 20 pounds. Well, I know, but hey. A hippos. Yeah, but hey. 20,000 pounds. I know, but hey, take a big old cold. Well, I googled it.

What did he say? Who won? There's never been a fight of a hippo versus cotton mouth. But I do have video of an alligator versus cotton mouth, and that alligator handily wins it. Well, yeah. Yeah, the alligator wins. He just eats him.

Well, then the alligator is the badest animal. So who would win an alligator or a hippo? Alligator and hippo? Nope, hippo wins. Well, then how's it? If an alligator can beat a cotton mouth. The hippo would stop the cotton mouth. No, no.

The alligator does beat the Congo because they eat them. That's their only predator. Okay. Could an alligator beat a hippo? No. But a moccasin can beat a hippo? Yeah. Oh, man.

This is a love triangle I wasn't ready for. All right, here's another one. Yeah. That's a easy answer. It's Superman. It's a easy answer. It's Superman. It's sad because Batman's way cooler. BATman. No. We mean Batman? No. No. Batman can't beat Superman. Oh, yeah. He got Crypto Knight on his side. I don't think so. No. Maybe. They made a move about it.

I forgot about Kryptonite. Cryptonite's bad. But Batman doesn't fight dirty, so I don't know that he was. Now that you brought that up, though, okay. I should have said that. You're right. Batman does beat Superman because he's got Kryptonite. He can use against him.

Does he have that? Because, hey, what weakness does Batman have? Oh, he don't have a weakness? Oh, yes, he does. What? What is the weakness of Batman? It's that he loves it. loves too hard and he cares too much.

He loves one? I don't know. Fucking kiss so much. Batman's got weakness. Batman just a rich dude that knows Kung Fu. That's all Batman is. I like Batman more than Superman. Yeah, but he don't have any weaknesses.

Yes, he does. We know Superman, Kryptonite takes him out. But if Superman throat punch Batman, Batman's done. Yeah, but he knows Kung Fu. He can't do it. But it's Superman. He's faster than a speeding bullet. No.

More powerful than a locomotive. They can leap tall buildings with a single bound. There it is. Yeah, but hey, that ain't got to do with the buildings can't leap. All right. So you're saying, all right,

who wins Batman or Spider-Man? Batman wins. Okay, it's making sure. Spider-Man. Spider-Man can't beat up nobody. He can't beat up Batman. All they've got to do is do that web thing.

And you caught. All them spiders are- crap. Hey, Batman, that's the Broomer. When he's done it with Spider-Man, with Spider-Man done the, hey, Batman will throw the boomerang, and all they do is just wrap, his, Spider-Man, wrap his own self up. The problem is, with his own weapon. Si hadn't seen Batman since it was that old TV show with the Caban.

Bam and a one. Bam! A bam! A bam! There was a bam! One! Kapal! I used to watch that in high school because it made me laugh really hard.

And on one of them, he was hanging on a helicopter and a shark was hanging on Batman's leg and he yelled he said quick robin throw me the shark repellent and he had a bottle of shark repellent and he's made it in its eyes and you said that could beat superman just so we're clear but he got shark repellent so he might have oh he's got two all the new gadgets boys the neat gadgets so who wins in a fight Superman or a hippo the hippo wait shark repellent's a real thing hey who wins Batman or the Cotton Man. Oh, no, that's easy.

Cottonmouth wins that one. No. You said a Cotton Mouth beats Batman? Yeah. So Batman can beat up Superman, but he can't beat a snake who doesn't have legs. That's right. Who wins in a fight, Phil Robertson or Cotton Mouth? The Cotton Mouth Lugus. So now we have a direct...

He's a baddest man. Phil Robertson could beat up a hippo and then Superman. Well, hey, Phil Robertson carries guns with him. the woods, boys. So yeah. Oh, yeah. I thought Superman was immune to bullets. Huh.

Yeah, but we're talking about cotton mouth. We ain't talking about Superman. Superman's past. He's past his prime anyway. Hold on, look. Oh, Robin. He found. He's got a shark on his leg.

Hand me the shark up our light. Sorry, we're not allowed to show that, but it's hilarious. Go look that up. Just, you're going to want to YouTube. He had his leg. He had his leg, and it didn't even tear. Man, 1960. Is this what you used to watch on TV?

What year was that? 1960. Wow. That shark is 100 years after I was born. I was watching it. That is amazing. After that show, Batman once dancing with the stars. Did he?

Yeah. Dancing with the stars. After the shark was hanging on his leg like that, he danced one, dancing with stars. Oh, what happened? You got the shark repellent, and he spent it. sprayed it off. Wait, who was that? Who played that Batman?

I got one for you. I don't remember who played it. What starts with an E and ends with an E but only has one letter? E. Hold on. Hold on. Starts with an E and ends with an E but only has one letter? I have no idea.

I knew it had to do with the mail. I was almost. there. He was almost there. I was trying to figure it out and I couldn't do it. Why are you wrapping your head around it? I guess we could take a break. We could take a break.

But your Batman talk, I'm just going to, will you tell the joke about when Batman skips church again? When Batman skips church? What's it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale. And now he can take a break because that's my favorite one you've ever done. All right, look, springtime is here.

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was because there was Superman Roy Rogers Roy Rogers I got to look that up on trigger Roy Rogers on trigger That's not a superhero That's just a cowboy

Have you ever seen Trigger Have you ever seen it Hey His six shooters never run out of bullets Oh So he was like a superhero Cowboy Yeah he's superhero

And hey him and Gene Arty The Singing Cowboy And his horse was champion Wait the horse's name Trigger? Yeah. Everybody knows Roy Rogers and Trigger. I don't. Palomino, beautiful horse. He's actually, I'm reading that right now. And then, I don't know this.

Archery, his horse was champion, and he used to ride around playing a guitar. Singing cowboy. Singing cowboy. So that was your version of Superer. My heroes were cowboys. That's way cooler than Spider-Man. Oh, yeah. You know, Batman and all of him, no. Spider-Man's going to nerd.

No, they're cissies. They're cissies compared to the Cowboys. That's true So that's what We are well I knew you watch westerns I just didn't know if there was Then that was what I can't I think

I don't want to say Lesseroo Nope Huh Don't know what you're talking about Aquaman Mr. Aird No

This guy That's a cowboy He was a whip He used a whip That's your boy Isn't it From Oklahoma Raw hide

No No this guy was He's done everything With a 12 foot Black Snake Wilt I mean, he did use Gunn the way he did I don't recollect that

He disarmed everybody with his Wilt Lash Leroux That may have been him Yeah, I may be I don't recollect that He wore black clothes Whip Wilson No Flip Wilson was a comment

Huh? Wilson was a comment Matter of fact Hey, the guy that AGT He made it to the phone Winfield Paul Winfield

ADT. Michael, yeah. America's got talent. I watched it last night. Hey, well, we're talking about heroes. Michael meant Winfield was, hey, he was funny. Tarzan. Ben, wait, Ben Johnson wasn't it?

Johnny Wisemiller. Johnny Quest. Johnny, nope, Johnny Wisemiller. The Olympic swimmer. Roadrunner and a coyote. Oh, beep, beep. Meow. The hook.

The hook. Don't make it man. I'm not into the hog. You don't want to make me mad. That seems weird. Now they've got the sister Hulk. You all saying that? Well, I've seen.

Coming up with, hey, now Hulk's got a sister. Uh-oh. She's a big green woman. She found his stash. Oh, yeah. Hulk's cousin. Oh, he said it's his cousin. I thought it was his sister.

I saw it and said hard pass. I'm not watching that. I thought it was his sister. She got into his stash. I did. Hey. But superheroes used to be cool. And now it's like every weekend there's a new superhero movie.

And then they lose, but it's okay because there's time travel, which is dumb. Time travel ruins movies. I said it. What's the new one? You just said it's like on. Jurassic Park. Worst movie. No, no, no, no.

Not the new one. The new one stinks. What do you mean it stinks? Stinks. The one where they're flying the girl flying the plane? Yep. Terrible. I said it.

Martin wouldn't let me talk about it. But now that you've brought it up, I need to get some things off. Hey, I just seen her the other day. What was she doing? She was on Tamron. What? Did you watch Jurassic World the new one? No.

Spoiler alert. It stinks. I didn't watch the old one. Well, you didn't watch the old one. Now, Jurassic Park is classic. I'm not into dinosaurs. I bet you Barbersaw went up in price. In Jurassic Park 2 and 3, they were like, eh.

Then Jurassic World was actually kind of good. but then this latest one I can't keep them straight Did you go see the New Jurassic World? I did Did you like it It was a time killer A lot of time

No it was good No there was a movie about locust Locusts I came to see T-rexes And they're like Uh-oh They're gonna eat the plants And then it was all about

How we're gonna live in harmony With dinosaurs And there's a kid In like Washington D.C. petting this dinosaur with teeth and T-rexes roaming the earth and triceratops hanging out with

elephants, that's dumb. I said it. Well, that's... If there is a little alligator in a pond, my children are not allowed to pet it. No. And they're like, oh, no, these are dinosaurs that's going to be okay.

Well, they're like, and they said we don't have dominion over these animals, and I get that they're fictional animals, but by golly, Genesis 1 tells me. Yeah. Yeah. You know why you can't hear Tehradax don't go to the bathroom?

I'm interested. Pea silent. What? P is silent? Teradactyl spelled with a P. It's a petridares. Anyway, I've been waiting for months to get that off my chest. That movie bothered me.

Speaking of alligators, don't go see. There was on the news the other day, a little girl like she was probably four. What? Yeah, and she's walking through water with a little four-foot alligator on a lease. It was her, it was her pet. See, that's, well, and she got that idea from Jurassic 1-0-0-0.

Dominion, and it was, that's a bad call, kid. Yeah. That thing's going to eat you. That's right. One of the days it will turn on you. Thank you. Yeah, which is why. It's not a pet.

I have guns. Okay. In case something wants to eat me, I can shoot it. They need to go to that restaurant down there in Venice. What's there? Or you go down there to the ponds, especially if you fish like we do. You take them for the trap. You've filet.

You take them what's left over and feed the alligators in the ponds. And they got a bunch of them. I'm talking about it. But guess who's in charge, the humans? Oh, yeah. Yeah. If we don't feed those alligators, they die. Thank you.

We're in charge, Jurassic World. Dr. Ian Malcolm. He'll read Genesis. He's one of God's creatures, unique creatures. Who? How come Martin's not here? Martin's in Wyoming still. He's in Wyoming.

We're churning out a few episodes before Sai goes to get his lungs. Oh, yeah, because you can't talk without lungs. And they're trying to shoot a bunch of air into his lungs because he's clearly been running out of things. No, no. I actually go put a balloon. It's a balloon now? A balloon, they actually take a balloon. That's amazing.

You didn't tell us that last time. Well, I just found out. He told me the other day. They're going to put a balloon in it, inflate it, to check and see how it racks to it. And then they know what to do. That's amazing. So now that he said, now what's why your lungs pop? Now the vibes are out and the balloons in.

And I said, wait a minute. Wait a back up. What did you just say about your lungs pop? You know what? It ain't no big deal. He said, they'll pop and deflate. He said, we'll just have to re-inflate them. Ooh. Doctors are crazy. Oh, I remember. I was doing. Back when I was bull riding, I was down in Lake Charles, and a buddy mine got stepped on at this rodeo, and it punctured his lung. What?

They had the stick of hose in there. He was trying, boy. No, no. He stayed in the hospital for a long time. No, no, no, yeah. It's my, I stayed. I was on my five days off. when I was working at Riverwood, Dean. His mama come in there and she said, Oh, I hope you've learned something from this. He said, yes, ma'am.

I need to get over up front end a little bit more. He said, I need to get back in that saddle, a little bit tighter, boy. I don't think I'd ride a boat. Downing that whale. I won't even ride a horse, so of course I wouldn't ride a little. Oh, no. Oh, I love horses.

Them bulls they got down, that p.mere you are. How many bulls have you rode to eight full seconds? To eight full seconds. I don't know. Handful. You've done. Not as many as I've gotten thrown off of. That's normal.

It's like baseball. Like if you're batting 300, you're pretty good, right? Well, it depends, yeah. But now they get to choose which ones. We draw them. But now I think... So like a good bull rider can go... Which ones you want.

So you want one that you can win money on. Yeah. The batter of the bull, the better... The better you got to be a rider. So you always get the good ones. Yep. So you've, but I mean, there's only so many people in the world that can say they rode a bull for eight seconds, right? No, there's a bunch of them.

No, there's a bunch of them. I mean, there's a bunch of them that are all at rodeos. I wasn't even. There ain't nobody in New York City that's done that. There's a bunch of people there. Yeah, it is. I'm just saying there's probably not a million people that have ever rode a bull for eight seconds, right? I don't know

The riding for eight seconds I'm saying successful Yeah Well there's a lot There's a lot of You'd be surprised how tired more out you are I'm tired just thinking about it Just eight seconds

Well I'm not riding any bulls anytime soon Because I'm a big baby And I have very low upper body strength Let's take a break You gotta be That's why they got the little term But all right cowboy up

Cowboy up So You gotta be tough There goes Lane Frost and that's the vitamin. I did not know he was such a handsome son of a gun. We're taking a break. What if you could go back in time? Oh, we're going time travel?

Time travel segment, starting now. What would you take with you? If he could go back in time, what would you take with you? A disco ball and a flashlight. And I would rule the people who were amazed at my abilities to create a spectacle like they'd never seen before. They would burn you at the state. for rich craft what would you bring back i don't know what would you bring back a probably like a f-250 because you win everything if you have that but then where would you get your gas from oh great point

that would be a fun 300 miles then that would last for a long time you could take 10 000 lighters that would amazing they had like flint and stuff that wouldn't they would you would be it Do you think they ever camped out back then? That's all they ever did. That's life. Yeah. I'm trying to think of what I would bring out. If your life was one big camp out.

Did the pioneers ever go camp? I'd probably bring like a... I don't know because I don't think I'd be worth it. A refrigerator. Wow. That you would be the king of the block if you had a fridge. Where are you plugging it in to? Golly, I hadn't thought of that.

Well, no, no. So that's the thing. Boy, gasoline's important. What do we use today that they could use back then if they knew it existed? A fishing pole? They had fishing pole. Not good ones. They had fishing poles.

They just didn't have the technology. I don't remember I had that cat gut line. So if we could go back in time, we're bringing something. That's a pretty hard question. To help out the people of the past and also become king. because we brought something. But then it had to be something that they wouldn't hang you for. Like a disco ball and a flashlight?

Yeah. They think you was witchcraft. Oh, no, no. That's what they'd think. Yeah. So if you bring a disco ball and a flashlight, you also need to bring weaponry. You'd have to bring music. Ooh, a boombox.

A boom box. A boom box. You change the world with a boom box. Ed Burnet, you burn your steak and the boom box. Yeah. Wow. Well, how far back would you go? How far back would you go?

1985. 1980? That's back in the 1900s. It seemed like a good year. I wasn't around. I was. Was it as cool as they made it out to be on TV? 85.

The 80s just seemed really cool. And I mean, the six months, the six months I lived in them, I thought this is pretty cool, but I didn't, you know, not a lot of memories there. That's one of the things about, okay, what time period would you pick to go back in, okay? The 80s? They seem really cool. No, no, I'd go back in. 1880? No, no, I ain't going to 1880.

Yeah, 1,700 and 1800s back in one of the, the Indians. You're going to fight the revolutionaries? Yeah, the Indians and all that. I'd like to see it. You know, I'll go out. I go out west where Martin is now. But you get up there in Wyoming and beautiful mountains and beautiful scenery. It's pretty...

Every time I go out there, out west, every time I'm in Oklahoma, I go there a lot, I'm always, when I look on the hills, I can always see like a horse and an Apache sitting on a painted horse on top of him hills. Yeah. Yeah. But you know, I can imagine it wouldn't, you know, you see like a village. And like in the movies, it's just maybe 10 or 15 TPs. But I'm imagining it was big.

No, no, no. It was more than that. Oh, yeah. Depending on the nation of Indians you're talking about. Yeah. Beautiful. Because what, like custard last stand. Well, that was several tribes.

Well, no, no, I'm saying it all came together. And they was fighting each other before that. Why are y'all trying to go back? They came together. Why couldn't we do that? Well, no, no. As a people. No, no.

That's, you know, we didn't learn from our history. And we still don't learn from our history. You should, you know, with all the technology, what we should have learned from our history and kept the good things and then got rid of the bad stuff that's the problem that's why i want to go back to the 80s just got a text from martin he sent me a picture of a deer what you sent it to me and we'll show all the people he shoot him it wasn't he is it's the guy from somewhere else no but that's why i want to go back to the 80s because there was enough technology for everything to be cool but not enough for us to all melt our

brains with our cell phones. You know what I'm saying? I like it's old west. Big deer has shed their antlers. Old west. You're going old west. It shed the velvet off. Here's D.B.

David Bluntin. Look, here's, Martin's not even in this photograph. Uh-uh. He's taking a picture. How can he be in it? Well, I didn't, I thought it was like Martin with a deer. There's David Blanton. There's Martin's camera guy right there to the left.

Who? That's the crew. Right there. Steve McNally. I thought you had a picture of Martin with a deer, not just Martin. Hey, Martin, way to go. Way to watch other people shoot deer, man. Oh, he's holding out.

Is he? He doesn't seem three this morning. Oh, so he. But look. Martin's being picky. I bet you it ain't 80 degrees there. Oh, it's probably 50. 50? 60.

You like Wyoming, don't you? Heck yeah. I like Montana. And only in the summer. The guy that on. That it owns 7J. His name is Jeff Smith. Jeff Smith?

I mean, Jeff Smiths are you friends with? A bunch. You ever said Jeff Smith, you better befriend him. They got access to animals of all sorts. Critters. Critters. Critters. They're all good hunters.

So y'all are going back to the Old West. I feel like we... Why do you want to go back to the Old West? It's a good era. Good era. It's simpler. A violent era, but it was a good era. Simpler times.

It was only violent if he's up to no good. That's true. I watched enough old y'allel. It was a violent time. You had to have a good dog. Otherwise, that wolf would have got him in Old Yielder. That's by the extent of the westerns I've watched was Old Yeller. But I watched it like a thousand times.

So that's kind of count for something. Did you ever watch Old Yeller? Yeah. It's a good movie. So you never said what you'd take back there. Disco ball. Lots of bullets? Well, you know.

Lots of bullets. Well, he said it was. That's one of them things that, hey. Yeah, it was. You just want to be there to experience. I would like to see it. You know what, though? Uninhabited places that's now cities.

Well, it's kind of like dancing with wolves. That movie. Yeah. I enjoyed that movie because a guy, okay, got to enjoy the time with the Indians. Yeah. He's seen a sign of them that, you know, most white men didn't see. Or didn't want to see. Or didn't want to see.

Yeah. And when it comes right down to it, they're all human beings. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, I just look at. Yeah, I just look at, there was so much lawful. because of the misunderstandings. It was.

Yeah. Pitiful. But that's the human race. That's us humans. Okay, so you want to go westerns. I want to go 80s. Why that is, we don't know. But let's just do that.

If you could go back, you get to time travel and see one thing out of the Bible. Just one. You got the art, you got the red sea. You got Jesus himself, that strong candidate. What are you doing, Sall? Where are you going? Wow. I think I would go...

Samson. No, no. I think I would go when John the Baptist... Oh. Baptizes Jesus. That moment. That's a good one. Because you got to understand, he was baptized in thousands.

Yep. Okay, and then the one that... has never sinned, said suffer it to be so, so, John, because it makes everything right. That's wild. Yeah, because like you were talking about,

they actually spent time with him, okay? Walk this earth with him. Yep. Okay, and yet they still didn't get it. They didn't get it. No, they was looking for a military. Oh, yeah. They were looking for a,

A then kingdom. Okay, yeah. One of them screwed it up real bad, and he was with him every day. Think about that. That dude was with Jesus every day for about three years. Yeah. Best teacher of all time, he had him right there. Listening to him, saying miracles, saying things that happened.

Wift. That one, I'd either want to do that one. Jesus is baptism, I'll buy up. John the Baptist or when he told Lazarus, take him grave close of him, boys, bring him out. I like that. Yeah. God would?

Man, I don't know. I feel like there's a one. You know, there's so many questions, you know. Yeah. Godwin? I'd like to say that Red Sea do what it done. I'd like to see. That's a good one.

Yeah. That's a good one. Raised the staff up, and the Red Sea parted with two walls of water, and they actually walked through. Not in mud. On dry ground.

Dry ground. Okay, and this was thousands of people with animals, camels, herds of cattle and sheep and all this. That's crazy. No. It's amazing.

No, no, because here's the deal. Some of our divers, someone went down to the bottom of the Red Sea, and guess what they're looking at all over the floor of the Red Sea? What's that? Chariots, horse bones, men's bones. Got them. Okay, because that's one of them things, like you said,

wait a minute, you didn't believe it? Well, what about the other day when someone, was doing a dive and they come up and said, hey, guess what we just found on the bottom of the Red Sea? A lot of chariots, a lot of dead bone men's bones and horses and armament, spears, shields, all this stuff. Well, hey, I got a question for you. Now, what are you going to do with this revelation?

Ain't no telling. I ain't no telling. So you're going Red Sea? got one? That would be a cool one to want. That would be cool. God's power. Yeah.

I think I got the ultimate one. Oh no. I think I got it. Well, hit us with it. Give us your best shot. Oh, I know what you're going to say. You and Mary went down to the grave, didn't you? No.

That one was close. Like, if you could be there when the stone was rolled away, I think that's the ultimate. But I think I'd want to be at that fish fry that they had. after Jesus came back and they're like, who's that dude? And he's like, hey, throw your nets on that side. They're like, oh, my goodness is Jesus. And then he's like, bring me that fish.

We're about to cook it. Yeah, he already had fire on the bank. And they had breakfast. They had some fish right there. That had to be like the most ultimate meal. Best tasting for all time. That's why. It's probably crappies.

That's one of Jason's favorite verses. Yep. He said, because I know one thing was, when we get to heaven, there are going to be fish rats. There are going to be fish fries. But that first thing did, Jesus did, after he was rose from his death,

and he showed up and said, hey, boy, I'm hungry, what you got to eat? Yeah. That's what I'm doing. I was like, how cool. But, you know, what was that conversation like? They were like, why aren't you just dead? And he's like, I'm not anymore.

Here's the hands and feet. Oh, one more. I got one more. I don't know. He thought of another one. You're at three, sir. The room was in the upper room. Well, that's why I was talking about.

Yeah, when they was in the upper room, kind of combined it. And the Holy Spirit landed on all of them, like flaming fire. Oh, that was, uh. I got, you got an axe to. Yeah, he went to axe two. Ever hair on my body is at attention. He, uh, good grief.

I wouldn't mind seeing how him and Moses and Noah duped it out. No, let my people go now. All right. Go ahead. Well, no, you got on a stand. There comes the locust. No, I'm out on plagues, bro. We just went through one.

I didn't like it. Here's an ordinary man standing up against a, like an emperor. Yeah. And like he said, and was bold. Well, he wasn't ordinary. No. No, he wasn't ordinary. He stuttered.

Well, I'm just talking about, hey, he's an ordinary man. He said, don't worry about talking. I'll do the talking. Yeah. You just stand there. You just stand there and watch this, and then frogs came out of everywhere. That sounds terrible. That's where frogs' legs come from.

They had to eat them. They ate them. They were giddy everywhere. You know where we should have all said that we'd go back to? Where? Probably Jerusalem, you know, somewhere like that. That would be pretty awesome. Just go look and be like, oh, look, there's Jesus.

Hey, and then you'd be like, you could be the guy. They're like, man, we can't get to them. Like, hey, go through the roof. Trust me. It's a great idea. And then they put him down at the roof and were like, oh, he got him. There you go.

No, no, my uncle, Mike Hobbs, where I actually went. He time traveled? No, no, he went to Jerusalem. Okay. And he said, okay, that when the Bible says, okay, you're going down to Jericho. You're going down. You're going down.

That's what amazed him. That's what amazed him. He said, every time when he's walking up, yeah, you're going up. And Jason said exactly he was in the hotel he stayed in. You know, one side was just desert and then the land, the Gaza strip that they're fighting over. Yeah. Always and they always have.

That's the most fertile land over there. Really? Where all the olive trees there are, that's where all their goods are grown. Huh. Yeah. Interesting. But Mike said it was amazing that, you know, when they was describing the area, the region. Yeah.

You know, if it said you're going down here, you're going down here. Well, here's the deal. You know, in the New Testament when they're explaining stuff like that, it wasn't but like 20 years. It ain't been but 20 years, 21 years, 15 years since Jesus died. I mean, they... Oh, yeah. You can remember what's something that happened 20 years ago that you still remember.

You could tell a story about it. Oh, for sure. What is it? You want me to tell a story? Something that's 9-11. That's 21 years ago. 21 years ago. I was only in the 7th grade, and I can say exactly what happened.

And hey, that's what I'm talking about. That went by, that quick. I mean, you could describe. If somebody else described it to you, you'd know exactly what it was. Well, that's all, I mean, them New Testament writers, it hadn't been 20 years. Yeah, and like it was writing it. People think, well, that Bible ain't true. Well.

And like Luke even says. Just because I wrote about it and you don't believe it, it happened. And like Luke even says, like, I went and got some eyewitness reports. I actually thought of that the other day because I was listening to a podcast like these, Luke went and got eyewitnesses of Jesus and talked to him and wrote all the things down and condensed it.

I was like, eyewitness reports are good, sigh. All right, let's take a break and we will be right back with a little bit of that hello at duckcallroom.com. And we're back. Hey, email me sometime, people. I like reading them. There's some interesting stuff in there.

What's you got? There's a lot of interesting stuff. But I got a good one. So the email address, if those are looking to email and you got a question, you just want to tell us something. And you want your name like. You want us to talk about something. Ethan from Wisconsin, who's email I'm about to read because it makes me laugh.

Hello at duckcallroom.com. Email that because we like our fans and we want to talk to them. And this is the best way we have to talk to him. So Ethan, he's 17. He's from Wisconsin. He's got an issue. Are you ready to give him some advice? Yep.

I think you two, because Stone and Martin, I think, would be too mean. So that's why I'm just glad it's us three today. All right. Ethan says, me and my buddies go duck, goose hunting all the time. There's one guy in our group that ruins our whole hunt. We're going to call him Dale. Dale wears blaze orange out duck hunting. He gets bored really fast and wants to leave after 20 minutes.

Me and all the other guys yell at him for it, but he doesn't listen. It's safe to say he ruins our whole hunt. Every single time, not to mention he also steals our shotgun shells. What do I do? Leave him at the ramp. That was the nicest one of everybody. I wouldn't even go pick him up. Side, what would you?

He's wearing orange? No. They ain't killing many ducks. Some people don't realize what they're doing. Okay. So them you have to, you have to. Weed out. No.

That's what you all do. Well, hey. Ask McMillan. No, yeah, but. Yeah, no, yeah, but. You're supposed to give them what is the, grace? How many times you've got to forgive a man? 77.

77. 70 times seven. And I ain't about 60 days. Right, but I'm just saying. Was it 70 times? This is when you need to show a patience. I messed that up last time. Patience and you need to be like Joe.

Okay, because Joe's all his friends, you know. you know he should have just got rid of him you're gonna have to bring him another coat yeah learning to put that on take that off be gentle quit stealing the shotguns yeah I'm gonna

if you're going with me we're gonna we ain't leaving until dinner time yeah why is Dale there's my question I mean there's I'm not invited all that often to go hunt all day with Phil Robertson but I also don't want to

because I'm I'm a little like with Dale Like, hey, if they ain't fine, I'm out. Well, no, no. So I don't get why he's showing up. Because that's who he is. Because if he don't like hunting, why is he there? I mean, I like hunting, but I do get the person that doesn't want to grind out a whole day in a not blind.

Your boy's out. No, no. So why, I think you just got to say, hey, Dale, even though it's not his name, I don't think. Maybe it is. Dale, why are you showing up and only one to hunt for 20 minutes? That's dumb. Yeah. Well, that's why I'm saying, brotherly love.

Show the kids some brotherly love. Okay, like John said, hey, bring him a jacket. He said, hey, look, you wear orange when you deer hunt. Yeah. We're a duck hunting. Don't wear an orange. Delt hunting and orange does not go together. It's camouflage, dude.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't get that. Yeah. But yeah, he's a rookie. You're calling the dude a rookie. Well, I'm just saying. He said they go all the time. He's a rookie, though.

No, he ain't going with flame orange ducking. Yeah, he's a rookie. He don't know how to duck up. I know, that's what I'm saying, but that's not, that's like 101. He don't know what he's doing. If you've been more than once, you know that. He's got to be schooled in the art of duck hunting. Yeah.

That's why Philip was called. He wouldn't, he wouldn't listen. He wasn't listen. So you're saying it is okay to call, someone if they refuse to listen. That's exactly right. This dude sounds like he refused to listen. Jesus even said,

knocked the dust off your son those words. That's it. That's it. We got a biblical verse. That was our verse last time. That's that. Were you here for that? That was our verse of Phil last time. What was it?

Knock the dust off and... Yeah, shake the dust off your feet and leave their... If they won't turn. Yeah. You tell them. All right. Well... Sorry, that's...

Sorry, what's his name? Well, Ethan, he's not calling his buddy out directly, but it sounds like his buddy's name is Dale. Dale, you need to listen to your friends. Well, no, no. Hey, learn about the sport you're involved in. I think his name would be Edward. Oh, he said, Edward.

What changed you the name to Edward? Edward. Learn about the sport you're in, son. Why do people do that? Like, why can't you just accept the fact that you don't know what you're doing sometimes and you need to listen to other people? Well, you need, right. Because it sounds like that's this guy's probably like,

Nah, man. Orange when I'm hunting. Bad call, bro. No. That's not what duck hunters do. That's why I go duck hunting with Martin. Wouldn't know why? He's way better than me.

Why not go with him? Go with somebody and knows what he's doing. I'll learn. Yeah. This is a better system. Right. Same time about fishing. Go with someone and knows what they're doing for fishing.

Sorry, Jim. That's why I'd go with my dad. Jim's a eye. Hey, Nathan. Cole. Dale Edwards, Jim, you're out. He's gone. He's gone.

All right, one more, and then we'll call. it a day podcast um Seth emails in Seth oh Seth that's a biblical name that's true yeah he's been listening for a while he was on a boat too that's it hey he's a big fan he should have swatted them skaters why he had to shake

all right he also listens to unashamed that's cool there you go uh his parents both grew up in churches from both until they were from birth, not from both, from birth until they were adults. So, uh, well, I think you skipped a sentence, man. But anyway,

as he got older, they started going to church less and less. He needs some advice on how to get excited about the faith. Everlasting life? Eternity? He's never, I mean,

if he ain't going to church, he ain't going to learn. No, it's not even about church. He says, how do I get excited about the faith? And I would say, if you can't get excited about the hope that Jesus gives you, that goes back to what I had said before. What are you going to get excited about? Read Luke and Axe.

The human being does not comprehend what's being offered. That's right. You know what? You're probably right. I like that. I'm serious. number one, you're being offered, okay, forgiveness for every stupid, rotten thing you can ever do for crying that loud. Yes.

With that, the reward for that, if you keep your eyes focused on Jesus, is eternal life. If you mess up. If you mess up, it's not going against you. You got to think about that. everything you've do wrong is forgiven and forgotten

you got to think about that I don't know about y'all but hey I ain't too bright and I do a lot of stupid things and for the Lord to forgive me for all I do that I know better and then I still do it

and he still loves me enough to say yeah forget it you know father put that on the cross. I'm picking up that tab. That's what the Lord's doing for all of us. He's picking up the tab for everything we do for crying out loud. We couldn't do it or fail. That's why he came down. We can't do it. We can't do it. So he does it for us.

And if that don't fire you up and if I don't improve your faith, I'll give you example. The show Duck Dynasty did one thing the most important thing it did for me. It strengthened my faith in God, the Father, His Son, Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, and the Holy Spirit are alive and well and are doing the most amazing things with the most unlikely people, yours truly.

That's right. Are you an artist? I'm living proof God is alive and well, folks. That's true. Or has a sense of humor. You know, and oh, no. Both of them. Oh, no.

Hey. That's awesome. And the older I get, me and him, have a blast together, okay? I have a blast. Because he wakes me up in all hours of the night and morning to whisper just wonderful nuggets that I need to hear of how to cope with this life I'm living. In this wicked world that I'm living it in. That's awesome. Well, that's a great answer, son.

All right, I'm just telling you. I'm going to send us out of here with a verse. All right. This verse I've been really thinking about it lately, and it kind of blows my mind because you can't really wrap your head around it because it literally says you're not going to be able to wrap your head around it. John 21, 25, the last verse of the book of John. John's like Jesus' dude, by the way.

He's one of the main dudes that's always there with him. He's in the inner circle, and this is how he ends it. He said, Jesus did many other things as well. If every one of them were written down, I suppose that even the whole world would not have room for the books that would be written. That's true. You think about that.

So what did he do that we didn't read about it? We ain't got it. We got a couple books. So like the stories that we're going to hear one day, I'm sure going to be amazing. Hey, I'll give you an example of that. We only see a glimpse of creation. Yeah.

That's why when I go to heaven, I'm going to take me about a three-month period interstellar traveling and go interstellar traveling looking at the rest of creation. Are you going to listen? I'm going with you. Because it's going forever, boys. Do we have to do that the first three months?

Yeah, that's what I'm going to do the first three months. Okay. Can we do it again one day? Hey, I might even be able to. Look, think about this. All right, year 9,000. I may even go back in time. Uh-oh.

And actually see. dinosaurs oh boy all right I'm going with you here's another one our 8,000 duck call room you're 8000 in heaven listeners we want you to come look at the dinosaurs with us

godwin you got one he can see Adam and us at the same time and they're both alive how about that old size doesn't got guinea oh no hey I'm fired up by this buddy We can't comprehend it.

I'm just ready for it. We can't. We'll see y'all in heaven. And we'll see you next time. God sees things that aren't as they are or as they will be. Okay, now my mind is totally blow. Oh, yeah. Hey.