Duck Call Room - Uncle Si's Giant Snake Phobia Come to Life!

Episode Date: February 16, 2023

Si's commercial made it to the Super Bowl — but how? And what's with all the ads for EVs? John-David is excited to tell everyone his son caught his first fish by himself, and that makes Godwin proud. Martin gets Brittany out of the house for Valentine's Day via concert tickets while he watches the twins. Si tells the funny story of how he lost at poker to Willie and needed a loan from him to keep playing. Martin recounts his sad discovery when he drove up to Duck Commander and saw the aftermath of a hawk killing a small, weak mallard drake. John-David shows Si what it would be like for snakes to fall on top of him from the ceiling, and Martin gives advice for anyone nervous to get married and talks about how to keep Jesus in the center of your relationship.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm with stone. I'm not watching ball playing. You don't watch anything? Oh, you're just mad that they called that one and didn't call that other one. It's fine. The other one was a bigger deal. Sorry for people listening that just had their ears blown out. The other one wasn't in the Super Bowl.

It was in the NFC championship game to go in Super Bowl. We don't want to hit. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. You're just a sore loser. Oh, my God. That was a good game, though. Up until the rest

Ruined it 35 35 And then a little Phil going to end That he gets this commercial Would have been a lot more to me If there was just people screaming at the refs I'd have been like

I struggle with this And Jesus loves them too I just don't like them Because they just got to ruin everything With their flags And their flags and their flags Except this game They're not going to throw them

Until it really matters There you go I don't have any opinions on this subject Yeah That's right Wow That's going out of it He's got an office check

I didn't care Somebody bet much money on the end. I was up money, one and why. You want to know the one thing I bet on? A defensive touchdown? Nope. Even weirder. I don't know.

A kick to hit off the goalpost. Hey, you want money off of that? It hit that thing, and I said, Cheeching. I want $100. Off a hitting the field goal and hit the pole and bounced out. That's what I've learned about gambling. I don't care who wins the game, so why not bet on real?

Oh, yeah. I had no care who won the game. I just wanted to be officiated right. No, I was just rooting for football. But we didn't get to watch that because they threw flags on stuff and then we're just going to deal the clock out. He said he wasn't forward nobody. He big man.

He wasn't even being talking. I don't care who won the game. I just, I'm tired of the. Well, you had to know how poorly the game between Kansas City and Cincinnati was officiated. I thought they played eagle If the chiefs weren't I'm talking about the week before

If the chiefs weren't going to win the Super Bowl Then Cincinnati would have been there That's the script that was written Scripts No one That'd get all these rednecks That'd listen to us fired up I'm here to tell you

I was first Well that was the only game I wasn't I didn't know about the one before that The NFC championship Galvin what did you think of the halftime show And they didn't I I made some good coffee during that Did you?

He makes it a good time. Here's the deal. You didn't miss nothing. The guy that hangs out at the honey hole every morning for like four hours, he said, I didn't think too much about a halftime show with old Rohan or whatever their name was. No. I actually thoroughly enjoyed it. I didn't know.

I didn't know but a couple of shit songs. Well, she started out with just a little bit of red on. By the time she finished, okay. you know, you might as well just rolled up in a big red, you know, what in the things they covered a football field with. Sadie, you, you recognized that that woman was pregnant? What? No, no.

I had said. You can't ask that, though. No, no, why not? I didn't ask. I just waited for the media to confirm following. No, no. Because I told everybody, I said, hey, is, you know, Beyonce pregnant again? Is that who it was?

Yeah. Yeah, let's go with that. No, no, no, I'm just saying. Yeah, sure. Her name's Rihanna, but that's cool. Well, hey, look. I thought it was Rohan. Rohan, whatever.

Hey, anyway, the woman I didn't notice, I asked the question, I said, hey, she looks like, look at her belly. I think she's with child. You never say that, though, out like that. Why not, why not? What if she wasn't? No, what you don't say is you say, hey, girl, you're putting on a lot of weight. That's what you don't say. What was your favorite commercial?

Well, okay. You live against your jaw slap. She's pregnant. You know, eight months. Were you your favorite commercial in the Super Bowl? You were in pregame and during the game. Were you your favorite commercial during the Super Bowl? I wouldn't even pay attention to the Super Bowl and said,

hey, you made it to the Super Bowl, son. I said, what? Yeah. Then they looked at me to show me, Jason, Jep. I appreciate you not doing anything for us here in the Duck Club. Yeah. They didn't even give us a shout out, huh? They didn't even have the words with it.

Are you to heard? Hey, we fix it get stinking filthy rich. No, that's exactly what I heard. Oh, you heard? And all the time that you say that that's not your show, you're the only one that talked for it. So I'm going to go ahead and tell you, it's your show. Well, hey, I appreciate it.

I mean, it is. Well, hey, I appreciate it. I'm just letting you know. I appreciate your humility of all and everyone to take the credit. But you were the Robertson that talked during the halftime show of the Super Bowl. It's your show. That's crazy. You were on a Super Bowl.

I have to say it. How much do you get paid for that? No, no, nothing. Hey, that's the bad part. Well, what happened to them? So you lie. No, no, no. Well, so far I have.

You said he's going to get filthy rich. You said between this podcast and everything else, everything I say is starting to be out of a lie. According to all the fact checkers we're bringing in. Oh, yeah. But, hey, I have to say this. We'll say it. That's why I tell people.

all the time. I said, wait a minute, you need to look at me. You need to look at this crazy old man. I'm living proof that God, the father, son, and the Holy Spirit are alive and well and doing the most amazing things with the most unlikely people. Yours truly. Lady, put it on the board. I concur.

Bam. Super Bowl commercial. Super Bowl. Yeah. That's big time. This idiot was on the Super Bowl commercial. You know, I saw you twice during the coverage. I was on a Super Bowl commercial once. Were you?

Really? Was you dancing? Nope. There was a picture of me and my wife and my two boys for maybe a grand total of a tenth of a second on a, if you slow it down, you see it. On a, like, I think it was a Ritz Cracker commercial. Miss Cracker commercial. We got paid a hundred bucks. Hey. You got Ritz Cracker?

That was a tenth of a second and you had a line. Why? You should have at least got two of them. Well, you got to have sponsors like Ritz Crackers, like me. You know what goes? my wife. You know what's really good, dip a rich cracker and some W sauce.

Hey. You know how I know that? Because everything I've dipped in W. sauce so far is been fine. That's right. I bet they had a big Super Bowl over at the W. Sauce headquarter. I bet you could cover a marshmallow with

W. Sauce and it'd be good. You could, but why would you? Well, hey, not on that, because I was thinking about sticking it in a bottle of sauce and then a marshmallow? Yeah. And then it kept it on fire and blowing out. You remember what he said in Jurassic Park?

No. Just because you can. I don't watch Jurassic. We spent so long wondering if we could, we never thought if we should. Yeah, there you go. Marshallallows and W. Hey, I did make, I will say this for Super Bowl, I did make, in honor of the now losers of the Super Bowl. I made some.

No, they won. Oh, yeah, that's right. You cook some angles? I cooked ducks in the W sauce, but I did it in a Philly cheese duck sandwich. That's what I may. I chopped up ducked rest ruffin. Well, I would just fix it. I put the whammy on eagles

because someone at Al's house had brought some brownies and they had the eagle brownies and the chief brownies and I ate the eagle brownies. So that put the whomey on them. That's why they didn't win. So why did you do that? Do you know what happened

to millions of people across? No, no, look, I did it unintentionally. I didn't know that she had Eagles and Kansas City or I had a Kansas City. You just grabbed the closest one to you. I just grabbed a a brownie. Yeah.

And she said, I can't believe you just grabbed and ain't an eagle's brownie. Yeah, I didn't. And I said, well, hey,

I said, I put the whammy on them boys. That's what happened. That's what happened. That's what happened. JD, now you know why, J.D., I'll whamied them. I don't,

with a brownie. With a little, uh, whatever. I didn't know this is possible. Bald Eagle. Well, no, no,

whether, yeah, but it was crunchy, whatever. She made it out of. Crunchy brownies? Yeah, it was some kind of

sprinkly stuff that she made the eagle out of. I'm against all things crunchy brownie. Well, hey, look, it was crunchy. I can change your mind on that. The Super Bowl party I went to? Oh, yeah. My buddy Jeffrey, he basically took every type of cookie you can come up with at the grocery store. And mixed them.

Slam those things, like, just crushed them. Then mix that in brownie batter and cookie dough. Put it in a cast iron skill and said, let's see what happens. Cookie dough. And it was good. Why did you cook cookie dough? I think so. I didn't know.

It's better to eat the cookie dough. It's just to eat it. It's okay. A preacher did it. Well, you used to. Yeah, he's a preacher. And boy, oh boy, he's come up with something there. Of just the mash-up of all the things.

Oh, I thought you were going to talk about preaching. Oh, he's pretty good. That, too. He was our neighbor for a little bit. Oh, Jeffrey. Then he got weeded out. If you ever need somebody to make you just a weird cookie. Cookie dough.

He's way too skinny to be. coming up with them kind of thing. And don't put it in an oven. Just bring a bowl and spoons. You know how people like preaching stuff. I'm going to eat fast. My boy did a liquid fast for three weeks. So that's one way you can be pretty skinny.

Where he didn't drink nothing or that's all he drank? No, he only drank. He only drank. Okay. He was on a diet of water. Which is why for the Super Bowl, you can put every cookie in one pan. Buddy, you better take him your bidet over today, son. Oh, Super Bowls.

I like two of them. Well, it only comes here's a good thing. It only comes once a year. Yeah, what are we going to do now on Sunday afternoons? I don't know. Go fishing. Hey, Daytona 500, boys. Oh, Daytona 500.

That's what you do, J.D. Do the reps get involved in the Daytona 500 and ruin it right at a year? They will. Okay, I'm out on that too then. Yep. Golf. I'm into golf now. No refurb.

Well, they got the rules officials that stand out there. But for the most part, you've got to call it on yourself. I'm watching golf and foot racing. That's it. What about soccer? Have they ever had any big referee scandal? Really? Yeah, it's hard to explain because I'd have to explain off sides to you, and that would take me a minute.

So what I'm hearing is you have a general problem with authority. Sure. I'll go with that. Okay. I went down with the government. My niece and referees. She's about four. Do what?

four, five, four. I went and watched her play soccer. Who? If you ever in a bad mood, go watch kids play soccer. See? That's why they get rid of the bad mood? They never blow the whistle unless it goes in the other court. Oh, court.

Pitch field, whatever. Yeah. Utah, man, some of them's pretty good. What, the games or the kids? The kids. That young. I'd love to listen, God, one commentate a soccer match. That would make.

Yeah. That'd be good. I could give him some pointers. It's like that basketball game I played in that time. That was true. Oh, man. Galvin just got past ball, took off running with it like he was a fullback. Heck yeah.

Didn't dribble? No. I did one time. The bull rider sign. Why? Why waste the time to dribble? That's because I turned so far. Oh, boy.

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because sometime around last Valentine's Day, two twins became in the mix. Uh-oh. Hmm. If you step back the calendar. But, you know, here we are. The boys enjoyed the Super Bowl. They had good, didn't it? Yeah.

What time were they in bed? Nine. My kids were in bed, but it's about the third quarter. Yeah. I think, say, that didn't go off to about nine, nine, ten. Yeah. I will say this. I paused the last three minutes of the game.

That's the first time I've ever paused the sporting event. You ready for the best part of Super Bowl Sunday? What? Carter caught his first fish all by himself. Really? What kind? It was hysterical. What kind was it?

A bass. How big? On a crappy jig. How big? Very small. Well, he had a pitty pitty jank. That's it, boy. The man is on the board with his first fish.

Oh, I look over. I'm fishing, and he's doing whatever it is he does, and I'm just like, maybe one day. and all of a sudden I hear, I got one, why am I? Yeah, sure you do. And then he's got backwards and he's trying to pull it over

to get it because he's up on that bridge at Willie's house. And I got to laugh and I said he really does have one. And then we finally got it out of the water and you would have thought he won the Super Bowl because he's been trying for a minute to no success.

And he doesn't want me to catch it in him reel it in. He had to do it all on his own. And he pulled it off. There you go. There you go. That's where it starts. First fish is important. It's a good thing.

You getting it mounted? You know where a tackle shop is. It's back there. It's already back in a. We're going to catch it again tomorrow. He's going to catch again tomorrow. But it was funny. He was fired up.

Oh, mad. Hey, you got one man starting fishing, another man quitting fishing. They tell us something. Who's quitting? You ain't seen today? Oh, you don't know. Kevin Van Dam. And you don't know?

Kevin Van Dam is. I've been very busy this. Our man, KVD, said this is. be the it. Last year. It says last tournament. Last year. Hey, all that KVD stuff

you got in that store? You put it to the side for right now. In a couple years, I'd be collector's item. This is the last one he ever made. We got some stuff. I didn't know that. Yeah, he had asked it.

A career. That's wild. He's pretty good. He's decent at it. He said, I'm done. Yeah, he does it for it. I used to have a cardboard cutout of Kevin Van Damme that he autographed. I looked at it.

I don't know what happened to it. I saw all the people like, I can't believe you're done, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, y'all do realize this man is worth way more if he's not fishing tournaments, right? Like, where he can go around and just kind of be there. He about to really get paid. Instead of grinding, fishing against, like, Jacob Wheeler and the rest of them boys

hoping to make a $10,000 check, he can now go get paid. And he's, I mean, he's been around a minute. Oh, Kevin Bend down. 33 years. Yeah. Professional fishing, 33 years. It's a long time to be. That's a long time.

He's a twin dad, too. Driving a boat across the country. I think the biggest one that I watched him fishing the best was what in Lake Ponce Strait? Yeah, he whacked him down there. Well, he scalded him. Yeah, one square bill crankbait was really starting to do his time. Every time he was upgrading it was like a six-pounder for a two.

Yeah, he laughed the field down here in New Orleans. Yeah. That was a big one. Oh, man. Oh, no, it was every time he sat and hooked him. Oh, he got a big one. Yeah, he smoked them. He did it.

Kind of cool. I mean, it's kind of a sad day for fishing, but, you know, he's a good dude. I like Kevin. I spend a lot of time with him, so. Good for him. What bait would you say he used more than anything else? Crank bait. Crank bait?

Crank bait. The man is a wizard with a cranky. That and spinnerbaits. He used a lot of spinnerbates a lot of time. Yeah. To find them. But crankbait. Yeah.

Jerk bait, he's a wizard with a dirt bait, too. But I bet he made more money on a crankbait than probably. Probably so. On anything else? Deep diving on Toledo Bean. I've done all right on Kevin Bade and damn crank baits. Yeah. I don't even fish them.

See, but now you need to just go put them in your storage unit. They're going to keep making them things. He ain't going on. Yeah, no. His licensing deal ain't going nowhere. I fished in what Mississippi. Eli's first name, I think. He remember his other name.

And he... Manning? No, not football. This guy's bass fishing. Paul. We use that, what I call an umbrella bait. It's about six baits in one umbrella. The A-Rig.

Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Hey. And my buddy was in the boat with us. He caught, he come in at four, wait four each. So he had, what? He caught a 16-pounder.

He called 16-pound one cast, four of them. That'll get you in the cut. Oh, no, we had a day that day. Top three today. It was on a private lake that's full of big ones. You got a pin to it? I'm itching to go fishing. You got a pin you can drop on it.

Willie's Pond has a bunch of small beans. So I have Valentine's Day treat you. It was good. Was it? I got the, my wife got them, rather, the yellow roses. Yeah. And then what, Philip come in and got the bedrockers.

For Amber. Yeah. For who? For Amber, his daughter. I was like, I thought her name was Alicia. I was so worried for a second day. You thought her name was what? Alicia.

No, his wife is Alicia. I know. What is Amber? I know. I just, I forgot that his daughter's name was Amber for a minute. I was like, wow, as much time as you spend with him, you're going to blow that one, huh? You got the name, huh? But you got the A right, but that's about where it stopped.

What did you get? What did you get your woman for Valentine's Day? Soap. Yeah. Soap. Homeways? You ain't ever been to that fancy soap store out by the mall? Nope.

She liked soap. Oh, it's all she wants ever. Oh, I'm about saying. What did you get, Brittany? Concert tickets. Concert. To who? Yep.

She's going to see. the revivalist in New Orleans. You know it's way cheaper than that? Soap. Yeah, but she earned it. I'm making her leave the kids at home. Oh, a pair of socks. My goal for Valentine's Day was to force her to get out of the house.

To go be Brittany pre-mom for a couple of days. So her and a friend are going to New Orleans and dad's going to keep the kids. See, Allison likes whenever I take the kids. out of her house and it's just quiet. Well, Brittany's tired of being in the house right now. So this is a get out of here moment. The day will come where she wants to be in a quiet house and a bed. We ain't there yet.

And then me and them's going to fishing. No, you take them to Waffle House first. No. No, you're going to. I ain't got enough dude wipes into both of that. Yeah, he's going to them. My kids love going to Waffle House. I'm like, take it easy.

We'll hit Waffle House on the way back home. That's it. Decent idea. Yeah. Because everybody knows fish bike better than the afternoon. Or at least that's what I tell myself, because I don't like getting up it before daylight to go fishing. I'd rather fish till dark than wake up at daylight and go fishing.

I'm with you on that one. Yeah. I'm more of an afternoon type guy. Kind of same way a deer hunt. Yeah. They only move in the evening. What's you and Miss Paula do? Uh-oh.

Crow fish. Tagger to eat crowfish. Oh, I thought that was. I didn't know. I thought we was down at the creek catching crawfish. I just, but I got her a ground blind for a present. Man has figured it out, y'all.

I'm telling you. He's where every redneck male aspires to get to on the gift. That's right. Give her a box. What did you get for you? For her birthday, she's going to get a wheat eater probably. I don't think they aspire. I don't think that they know that it's possible.

Well, now you do. Yeah. But Godwin's pulled it off. Oh, you get her a pack of broadheads or a box of 6.5. What that? Six point of five, I create more, baby. Or any kind of loan equipment. Wow.

Yeah. Paula Godwin, she wild, man. She wild, man. That's why he loves her so much. She told me one time, if you'll buy me a lawnmower, I'll mow the yard. I come rolling up every one of them green tractors. That's right. I'm saying, hey, John Deere time, baby.

See? I mean, I ain't mowed a yard in 30 years. Yeah. There you go. It don't get no better, doesn't. It just gets better and better. There ain't no way. Keep you're at the pinnacle.

You're at the pinnacle. You are at the top. Pretty much. Now, you may keep raising the bar. He's like that O.R. Dale dog. He may not look much, but he's a lot smarter. Oh, yeah. You give him credit for her.

Yeah. Because him and his woman. Get her some camouflaged bridges. They got a good life. Some of new real tree bridges. Mm-hmm. Zip-offs? She like him zip-offs like you?

Uh-uh, no. He ain't figured that out yet. I ain't ever been a man who's been so concerned with being able to go from britches to shorts that fast than John God got me. He's the only man I know that. I remember what those... Like, that is a legitimate thought. I hate winner.

The only reason I hate winter is because you got to wear long-legged britches. But you don't. You can change just with z-z. with a zip. He's a quick change artist. I really thought those were going to die out. Put them on to go outside. Come inside.

They're gone. There you go. And people think you've changed clothes, so they think you're always wearing clean clothes. See, I always saw Gobbin got aggravated that his britches drug the ground, because, you know, leg department, he'd lack it.

You know what I mean? Well, they do that, take. That's why don't they make, remember they used to make them breaches like fatigue, had the tie, on the cuss at the bottom? Why don't they do that now?

Because just like in zippers, people got tired of them things. No, the people that like them don't get tired ever. Hunters, hunters don't. Only the people that don't like it. Hunters don't get tired of them. I can't tell you how many times. You put on another extra layer of pants, and the first thing it is pull it up to over your knees,

the first one you got on. There you go. See there? How many times? If you just got the little slip. And he's six foot tall. Oh, no. Yeah.

Yeah, and if you got the one that's got like a band on it, where you just put them in there, it's a band under your foot. Yeah, that's aggravating. No, that ain't aggravating. It keeps it from going up to your knee. That's the best thing ever. If it was flat, if it was a flat thing, it'd be all right. Well, hey, it don't need to be flat for you.

Your feet are flat. Well, I know. I felt like I'm on stepping on a stick all the time. That's why you're hopping all that. That's like, yep, we went in the woods. I was going to get a deer stand out of the woods, but now water's up there. That's right?

Water's too deep. A little deep. Oh, man. Yeah, I got my feeder out, and it had a little bit of corn. I had it on my shoulder, and I said, we'll just leave this here. I was going to pour it out, but it was pouring down. And we was just riding side by side through there, and I felt something down there in my boot. I said, something's crawling on me, or there's corn falling down in my foot?

Which one was it? It was corn. That's way better. Yeah, because I didn't know what that was, and it was too big a feeling to be something small. Yeah. Oh, this here may hurt me if it bites me. This thing, I'm fixing to get a sting and get one of them well. Mind you, it was merely a kernel of corn.

It was about three or four. They were all together. All in the line. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. You want to talk about brutal. I'll tell you brutal this morning I'll pull up here. We're going brutal.

The brutal episode. Yeah. Look, I pulled up to. And there was no coffee, mate? No, I ain't, you know, I ain't worried about that. He ain't worried about that. Last Friday, let me give you a little backstory. Last Friday, the girls in the store had been telling me are Maller Drake looking pretty rough.

You know, we got the duck pond. Y'all seen episode one of Duck Dynasty. We got a duck pond out there. Maller Drake, I'm not going to say what's been happening to him, but there's two of them, there were two of them white peaking. duck, pecking ducks, whatever you want to call them. And there was only one Mallard left. Well, big male pecking,

little Mel Mallard do the math. Poor Mallard Drake had been in a rough spot. Let's just say that. So, I got Jordan and Ann. Jordan and's got basically a farm at their house. Well, so Ange is taking care of Mallard Drake, first of all.

But they own all these Facebook groups for like swapping foul, Because they got turkeys and chickens. I'm telling you, they got like a whole farm. They do. They do. And so they found somebody looking for some white ducks. Well, we had two white ducks.

So we swapped two white ducks. Get them out of here. For four mallards. That's a great deal. Great deal. Good swap. Great deal. Good trade.

Yeah, good trade. Great deal. But these mallards are young. They can't fly? I pull up this morning. Uh-oh. To check on our duck. Oh, boy.

Because one of them was struggling another day. to get out of the water. He just couldn't figure out the steps. Like the rest of them, no problem. In, out, in out. But the one, and then he was the male, supposedly. I don't know how you tell at this age, but he couldn't figure it out.

But I pulled up here this morning. And I noticed feathers. Oh, boy. Feather. And then I heard a screech that I had, I was very familiar with that screech. Cat? No.

Red tail. Fox. Oh, hawk. Hawk. And I look around the corner. They don't found the pen and said, oh, look, what I forgot. There, Mr. Hawk lay on poor little young Mallard. The circle of life had been fulfilled.

Or the Mallard Drake. There's gone. So anybody out here wants to trap a red-tailed hawk. Now, the other ones were slickered here. Now, look, this was, if you want to call it Darwinism at its finest. Survival of the fittest. The little young, weak one got picked off. Circle of life.

It's unfortunate. Ain't a big surprise. Yeah. So we'll get some more mallards. We'll replace him because I think right now, best I can tell the other three we got our hands. Now, when she rehabs the mild drink we had, he's coming back looking pretty good.

Yeah. He's feeling all right. We got duck fights in the parking lot? Wouldn't a fight? It seemed to be pretty one-sided from what I could tell. It looks like you went out there and got one of size old pillars now. But. Feathers, a lot of feathers.

A lot of feathers. A lot of feathers every. And them other three ducks had that thousand mile staring their eye. Like, you know, they just watched what happened. Well, I think, say, Willie bought, what, $12? Yeah. And I had on the pond, fish pond. Yeah, they left one at a time until there was two of them.

Yeah. And the hawks got ten of them. Mm-hmm. Ducks got a tough life. They do. They do. They got pretty rough life. But, yeah, so that's what, brutal.

That was just a bad way to start a Monday morning, man. It's life. Pull up here. Pull up here, and you're like, hmm. Sorry, little buddy. I mean, what are you going to do? He's gone. Now, generally, you know, the first thought is to snuff the hawk out,

but he's just doing his job, too. So it's hard to get mad at him. He's like, we ain't making a living off the ducks. So if we're making a living off of them, you get a pretty big. It may, you know, may make you think about doing some things. But I was just like, that's a bad deal. I hope you don't figure out how to get under that net to them other three because this is not going to be good.

I noticed, though, them two white ones lived out there forever. He didn't take them on. Them white ones mean. That Drake, white one? Oh, no. He's straight up mean. Yeah. Like, I was ready to snuff him out over what he did to that poor Maller Drake.

I was like, now, come on now. Our one Maller Drake is left. You could have eaten him if you had to snuffed him out. Well, I mean, he's a Miler Drake. He's my foe. He's who pays my bills. You know what? The lady that lives two doors down for me is the duck lady.

She got any mallard? Smart ones. Oh, yeah. Good. She raises up like 20 ducks a year and that pond in the neighborhood. And they, we got ducks,

which is pretty rare for a neighborhood pond in that portion of the world. Bring them on over. You had to ask her. They're her ducks. I went to pick up. Don't go feed them ducks. She'll tell you exactly what you're feeding them wrong.

I wanted to go to flip out one day and when I was come back out. Oh, Philip got a bunch of my love there. Yeah, but not only was there a bunch of mallets. or just whistling duck. Yeah. There must have been a hundred of them jocers there.

Because they just kept getting up and I thought, looky here. I have found a spot. Yeah. I said, I know why I need to get in. They, they, they, they need to just put me a ground blind right on the edge of the pond and have some fun, boys.

Miss Paula hunt with you. I'm telling you. She'll show will. She got a ground block. A brand new one. Hey, Alicia may even get in on that. There you got, oh. See through me.

You better invite Brittany. Or she's going to get her feelings hurt. Well, hey. I don't think you'll worry about. I'll go ahead and pass for my wife. He ain't interested. Not interested. Them Westland, Doug, they want to be a crane

and they want to be a wood duck. No, no, because that's the thing that gets me. We never see them down there on Phil's property. I think we may have seen one or two. It was a hundred on that pond over at Phillips House. Oh, I wouldn't do. I mean, a bunch. That's because there's corn in them there.

Well, hey, I'm telling you. And they were feeding them. Well, hey, they like you. I don't know that. Well, yeah. Every time I come out of there, I give the mallers, you know. I said, you're lucky you're in town. Hey, speaking of brutal.

Ducksie's a dope one. Yeah, that's Wednesday when I show up and Jackie ain't here to build the coffee. I have to build it. He has to build a coffee boy. Willie told me you and him played poker together the other day. Yeah, uh-oh. And lucky, Russell. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, time out, time out, time out, time out, time out.

No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's take a break. Let's take a break. We keep on the official's over. Yeah, let's take. He's lucky. Let's take a break, and let's hear how lucky Willie is. He had more fun, though, and we are. So what happens?

Well, he told me he's going back. Oh, no, he is. He thinks he'd be in his house. Well, hey, he's got a sign at his house or he used to it, the old place. The Jack Deuce. Jack Deuce. Yeah. That's his favorite hand.

Yeah. Well, you know, there's a big pot, you know. Guess what? Hey, comes out of flop, Jack, Jack, something. Okay. No. No. Oh, that's right.

It was Jack, Jack, Deuce. No. Okay, so Philip Betts, okay. He ain't got nothing. Somebody foals, no. Somebody foals between Philly and Philip and Willie. Willie said, I call. That's like $100.

You know, nerd was over to the Willie's left. I'm behind nerd. Oh, nerd. So nerd raises. You know. Bad call, nerd. No, no. Philip calls, okay.

What about you? No, no, I fold it. Oh, you fold. I wasn't in this one. Oh, okay. But anyway, when it gets down to it and they had to show the card, you know, nerd said, well, I thought Philip had a jack. And that don't mean, but, you know, and you may, you didn't have nothing. She tells me what they had.

Well, I said, yeah, but I, you don't know. My favorite hearing is Jack Deuce. what I've got in my hand, turns it over. And he won about $4,000 pots. Ooh. Hey. At the end of the story, I'll run out of money, so I told Willie, I said, hey, know me $500. Because he had won that $4,000 pot.

So I said, he gives me $500. And he said, I won't pay. I said, hey, I just said, give me $500. I'm going to pay you back Friday. Okay. It ain't given. Okay, it's a loan But anyway, I'd run up and got up to 1,800, so I was doing good

And I was going to, I needed 800 more to break even With the loan? Huh? With the loan? Okay. To be able to get my, you know, pay him back and get my money back. Gotcha. So, you know, I'm trying to hit a card and then went 800.

Well, it doesn't happen. That's why you're doing a Super Bowl course. Oh, no, no, no. I'm for it because I'm pretty sure this is the reason he does this podcast. No, no, so I bought another 500, so I owe him a thousand, you know, at the end of the night, you know. But we all had a good time. So you end to him for a grant. Oh, yeah, I'm into it for a grant.

Hey, between you and me, you've made him way more than that. I wouldn't pay him nothing. Yeah. If you have a gambling problem. Cy, the number I want you to call when you get back to your rotary phone is 1-8-7-3-7-3. 7-7-7-0. No, don't tell him, Matt. Tell him the last four.

Hold on. The last, every time I play, when I walk in, I said, hey, all of y'all are so sick and I'm right there with you. I said, because I keep playing with you, idiots. It's toll-free and confidential. Oh, yeah. You ain't even got to tell them as Uncle's right. Hey, here's the thing. That, they couldn't help us.

The bunch I played with, that couldn't help us. Oh, man. We're too far gone. Too far gone. You're never going to change these idiots Man, I thought that fishermen was wild For putting all that money on that game last night Oh, Lord, have mercy

Oh, no, they was telling me I bet $10 on them to hit a goalpost And I thought I was crazy Well, no, no, because what? They said the average ticket To go into the Super Bowl was six grand If that was the average It would be more than that

Well, no, I'm just saying And then you say, what did they have About $100,000 there at least? I would say for the Super Bowl, maybe more. That means half of them were below 6 grand. So if you got one for less than 6 grand, you got a deal. Yeah, but you didn't get one for below 6.

That was the average. That was the lowest price. 6 grand was the lowest price. Oh, that's not the average. There you go. Johnny D. This number's got to exist. This number's got to exist.

The average ticket price for the Super Bowl was $8,8,837. the second most expensive ticket since they started tracking NFL prices. Only behind the 2021 reduced capacity Super Bowl between the Chiefs and the Sanp of the Bay Buccaneers. Yeah, because there was like, they only had like 20,000 people. I went to one of them games in New Orleans when there was only 7,000 people. I bet that was wild, wasn't it? You could just hear everything.

They're like, hey! You heard what they say to each other on a field, family? Yeah, yeah. You guys need to watch your language. gentlemen yeah i remember playing in them i remember what you say yeah yeah you'll flap them jaws when you got them pads though uh when you take them off or you be quiet how did we get the super bowl prices and you losing a bunch of money all of a sudden i'm not real sure how do we well y'all y'all got it on game oh yeah i said i and i thought them fishermen were crazy

for how much money they bet on the on the super bowl last night but they still are but You know, whatever. Gambling's weird. Don't do it. It's a lot of incentive. Unless you're willing to lose it. Whatever you put down, people. Yeah, look, Sigh just got clip for three grand.

He ain't even upset. That's the attitude you got to have if you're going to gamble. Well, look, right there's a lot of things that, you know, that you can get into, you know. That's just one of my vices. That's your other one, unsweet tea. I enjoy playing poker. So, hey, look, I get it. It ain't no different than people that waste money at a golf course or anything else.

You enjoy it. You get the... I spend way more than that fishing every year. Oh, yeah. Praise God for people like you. Well, that and hunting. Well, hunting I get to do for a relatively low cost. But fishing is not free.

Fishing is expensive. No, it's a great sport. Everybody should get into it. Thanks, Bass Pro, for the commercial. If you're in the area, we don't have one. Come see me at the hunting house. That's it. He's got it all covered.

I was cool, though, that Bass Pro did a commercial was cool. First quarter, too. First quarter of the Super Bowl. Big time. It was all about hunting and fishing. I can get behind that. Yeah. I think it was more so about Johnny showing here's what I got.

Kind of like Willie and Poker Games. Yeah. There you go. But, no, it was, that was good. The Jesus commercials were good. The Will Ferrell. I did get tickled at the electric vehicle, Will Farrell one.

Yeah, that was a good one. I will say, overall, overall, they were somewhat lackluster in my opinion. Not to go super political or anything here, but them electric vehicles in the mountains are dumb because you're like, they were like, look at this cool Jeep, you can do anything you want. Except go uphill.

Yeah, except charge that thing on the side of a mountain. You can go downhill well, though. Take your foot off break. I'm going to keep my gas-fowled truck. It ain't going to drive itself. Ain't that the truth. I'm going to press a gas. I'm going to press a brake.

And I'm going to steer it. Godwin, how you feel about gas engines? Oh, boy. Well, I'm just curious. I'm wondering how they're going to tote them boats around because I've got to get my boat somewhere because I don't live on the lake. That's right.

It ain't got it in the shed. They'll have battery-powered boats for too long. I'm actually surprised that one wasn't first. Like with the argument of polluting the water. It would make more sense. Yeah. I am stunned that outboard engines were not the first. And that seems like that would be an easier thing to make.

My question is, you go on vacation, you got an electric engine. When you got to stop to charge it up, how long is it going to take? All day. Longer than it takes to pump that sucker full of gasoline. All of dead dinosaurs. I guess that'd be good for that town's economy. guess. Oh, you just wait.

As long as you can walk to wherever you've got to go. Everywhere there's 350 miles from somewhere else, they're about to be a booming economy in them places. Yeah. Well, they're trying to do it that put him in planes. Well, slang. Nope. Yep.

Hard pass. Oh, no, no, no. Lightning and strike, short everything out. You're done. I've seen that. Something on TV about it. Yep. They want to do the electrical planes.

And I said, well, my flying days are over when they get that. Well, let's not touch this break. Let's go ahead and take it. That's right. All right, we're back. We're back. Hello at dot callroom.com is the email address. But first, I do have an Instagram message from Justice, J-U-S-T-U-S.

I thought it was an interesting enough spelling, so it got me to open it. And anyway, Justice. Justice, yes, that's right. He's active duty Air Force and about to get deployed. Oh. wanted some prayers and well wishes for him and his wife while they're apart. She's in North Carolina because of some medical problems and that's where all of her doctors are. So they've only been married since October of 2021.

So still pretty, I would say, very new in the marriage game. So ladies and gentlemen, if you feel led to lift up Justice and his wife. He didn't put her name. Any prayers? And Justice, thank you so much for your. service, buddy. Absolutely. For your heart. Yeah, for your heart, for your service, for caring about your woman, for caring about your country because of people like you, we can sit here and mindlessly wander through topic after topic and laugh at each other and not really have many

concerns in this world. So thank you so much, Justice, and all the other men and women and the families that serve out there. All right, Johnny D. All right. First one, Pacey from Kansas, member, Hymmer? Oh, yeah. Remember him? I do. I said her. Oh. And Pacey from Kansas. I'm sorry, my man. I mean, it happens. Well, he said, hey, bro.

I'm a dude. I'm a dude. I know. Hey, Johnny D's been called a chick to his face at Sonic. It's cool. Well, just through the intercom. And they get real confused when I pull up. It happens, though.

It happens. Anyway, I got the same email twice. One is from Eric, from Charlotte. And the other is from Beth from West Monroe via Canada. Okay. who also is sitting in the room right now, but it's funny that more than one person sent this email. She said she wanted Si to see this because there was some noises in this roof,

Cy. Oh, whoa. And we're going to fast forward it a little bit. And there it comes. Oh, it's more than one. It is a lot of snakes in a plane. Where is that at? I don't really know.

What state? It doesn't say. But people heard noises while they were sleeping at night. and then they came and looked I'm gonna have nightmares I don't think they from around here oh no oh look and now they're getting away

look at that thing that's a dang biggin I thought that was rattlesnakes I think that that's what I said everything somebody's smuggling snakes they ain't from around here good grief

anyway look at that man's britches they ain't from around here oh look they didn't like it either what though anyway side Beth what did you see those That makes sleeping in people's ceilings.

Oh, what does that do for you? I make him I had nightmares about it. I tell you all about one was in my air conditioning. And then after that, I'd wake up in the middle of night and needed to go use the restroom. And I said, nope, can't do it. He's down there waiting on and he's cold up right under my bed. He's going to pipe me when I stick my foot out. And that's when you became a fan of DePen's.

And I said, you talk a pitiful. I said, you something's pitiful. The size is good. Sleep at night depends on it. Wow. Anyway. I'd like to know what kind of snakes in the world. I know it.

So this is a false roof. You could do it above us. No problem. This is not solid. I've heard things in these roofs. I thought they were like nice. Yeah, they're things that snakes eat, which is also consuming. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's one of the things that I usually end up where the food is. The thing that are running up there bring snakes. feet in there. But he's got full of sugar and they all on who god was playing now. Whenever I worked here, I had to wear headphones when I worked so I wouldn't hear the mice. Yeah, I wear a hat to keep the rat crap off my head. Scurrying above your head. No, I'm kidding. But he's not. Anyway. It's better than on the plane. I know it. Maybe. They showed that. You can't get off the plane. You can get out of the attic.

Yeah, you can get out of the house. I can leave the house. Burn that sucker down too. say all we just say how quick would yours go up in flames? You're talking about gasoline coming in real quick. Yeah. Okay. So I would actually officially take a puff off a cigarette one more time

just to light his house on fire. Okay, here we'll go. He'd take a puff to light a cigarette and go Boop. See you, boys. Get you some of that. Wow. Hang in a run.

That is crazy. Oh, man. I'm not going to sleep. Well, tonight. Any Hoosers. Mm-hmm. Stephen from Idaho. Steve.

But he's living in. Oh, there's a lot of critters in Idaho. Well, he moved to Yucayapa, California. Oh, man. Oh, I don't know about that. I think I'd have stayed in Idaho. I'd stay in Idaho. A lot of ducks in Idaho.

Unless it's North California. I've been there. There's a lot of critters in North California. But he's still in California. I don't know where that's at, but I'm going to look it up. It's over. It's over the under is west of us. What?

What's he asking? Anyway, nothing about if he should move back. Okay, yeah. He knows. He's in the National Forest, Sam Bernard. So he's up in the cool part with the critters, if you will. The critters. All right, he said.

Lots of critters. Advice. And we've been talking a lot about love on the podcast. So we're going to keep going. This is a good one. This is a good one. Easy. I'm getting married this July to my beautiful fiancé,

and I'm super excited. she is super excited good but I'm also nervous if I'm being honest absolutely I want to make sure Jesus is at the center

of our relationship but he's worried he might fail miserably if he's just being honest what's our best advice going in you should be nervous by the way first off that's a good thing

if you're not nervous that's a lifetime commitment you're making so that's right that's a good thing to be nervous and you know what you're gonna face

How do you get back up? You're going to screw up. You're going to do things to make you woman mad to get back up, son. Ain't no big deal. Same thing I've always said, and I don't know if I've said here or not. There's two things we all suck at. Marriage and parenthood, because we ain't ever been either. You just got to get in there and figure it out.

So as long as you're willing to figure it out, then you're never going to fail at it. Never. Communicate a lot. Mm-hmm. learn early in your relationships to say I'm sorry and mean it I didn't mean it I should have had better sense not to do it I'm sorry it won't happen again

and I will try to not make it happen again there's a bunch of them in there but you got to mean it when you say it too because if you say it ain't going to happen again it happens again then they start thinking you full of it yeah but they said he won't keep Jesus at the center of it. And that's the most important thing. Because if you keep Jesus at the center of it.

Yeah, your first step is right. Yeah. If you put him at the top, okay. It's hard to screw up, eh. Then you just screw up on a personal level. Then you forget to make a bottle before you go out of town. Done. You know what I did is more and far left, made 12 of them.

Made 12 of them. Well, there's two of them. Them kids hungry. Two of them, and they hungry them. Yeah. Them animals are hungry. I've made the correction the other way. I'm going to make every one of them we got every time I leave.

If you overdo it, they're not do it at all. Yeah. So you're going to screw up on that level, but as long as you keep the good Lord at the center of everything, it's hard to foul up, too bad. Yep. Yeah, I'd say that's great advice. But be nervous.

Yeah. Wait, you think you're nervous now, Hammer. Wait until that music starts playing and you turn your head. And you say her. And you realize, I can't go nowhere. I'm here. Well, I mean, you could, but. Nowadays, everybody's got a camera phone and you're going to end up on the internet if you run.

Just tell you how it is, man. And I'm going to laugh at it, and I'm going to watch it a couple times. I remember thinking because it seemed like a long gap, and I think it was about two seconds between the music and when I first saw her. No, it was at least 20 minutes. I said she ain't coming. I said, that's it. She bailed.

She bailed last second. You go back and watch it, and you're like, that wasn't like three seconds. But in the time, I was like, oh, she bailed. That's it. Here we go. When the preacher said, you might kiss your bride. I pronounce you, man, why? What do you do?

No, no, I was thinking to myself, did I just really do this? You show did. There's one right there. Nagging, Paula. No, I'm kidding. Is that Paula? Yeah, that's Paula. She ain't nagging.

I can assure you that. That's Paula good people. She's like that song. Talking about I need you now. A little fiscy, but she don't nag. Here lies Miss Paula. She was a little lippie. Did she become more lippy when she became a mother?

No, she's always been lippian. I just say sometimes that the intensity's ramped up. Yeah, the intensity of kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They will drive you insane. She's always been

feisty. Yeah. That's what you love about her. Especially when you and mom are trying to have a good time and you hear them with a fork out there trying to unlock the door. We'll see y'all next time. All right, Bible verse of the day. Bible verse of the day.

Hey, this is funny. He's all nervous about getting married, and the verse of the day just happens to be. If you Google verse of the day, this is what it was. Ephesians 521. submit to one another out of reverence for Christ. Every day, wake up, my man, say, what can I do better to serve my wife? There you go.

Absolutely. Do that. You're going to be okay. You're going to be all right. All right. All right. I'll see y'all next time here. I thought a new Piakas.

Everything ain't going to be all right. It's going to be all right.