Duck Call Room - Uncle Si's Guide to Plastic Surgery

Episode Date: June 1, 2021

Si has some surprising ideas about Michael Jackson, the Human Ken Doll, and cosmetic surgery. But first, Martin announces the winner of the Zoom call with Si. The boys dive into the most controversial topic they've tackled yet: pizza toppings. Martin shares the time he saw Phil Robertson rendered speechless. Si recalls going above and beyond with a girl he dated and reveals what happened when he said "roll tide" in South Carolina. Godwin and Martin do some unexpected things with peanut butter and pineapple. Then, John-David gets the boys to weigh in on an alarming gender reveal and how airlines are dealing with heavier passengers. And everyone offers up advice on how to get your woman interested in hunting. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why did you give him coffee? Why? You know what it does? He asked me to get him coffee with cream and sugar. Because he's a nice guy. Is that coffee any good? I have no idea how to make coffee. I drank the whole cup.

Usually I'll eat. Hey, I, that baby's dry. Oh, good. So today's going to be fun, guys. Yeah, I put about a little Debbie's worth of sugar in that thing. You may want to. Oh. Oh, a little Debbie's worth?

No wonder I'm fired up. Oh, well, I'd say this. It worked instantly. But look, y'all have all been wondering, and we're here to tell you, you've been wondering who won the Zoom call with Uncle Sy. Do we know who won? Do y'all know? No.

Oh, wait, I do. Perfect. Congratulations. God, when you want to give us a drum roll, you're the noise maker. To Megan Cherry, you are the winner of the Zoom call with Uncle Sy. Hey, I like the name. Megan Cherry, you like that? I like the name.

That's awesome. Look, Megan, we need you to send us an email to hello at D. callroom.com and we will make arrangements for you or someone of your choosing to have the Zoom call with Uncle Sy. Winner, winner chicken dinner. So she can have more than one person there, huh? She can pile in as many as she wants to.

As long as you fit on the screen. If you fit on the screen, bring them all. But look, 15 minutes is 15 minutes. Just because you bring somebody else, I mean you get 30. The man's got. And hey, that's a lifetime. It really is for side. It's a long time.

It's like three lifetimes if you're a fruit fly, so that's kind of cool. But anyway, so Megan, shoot us an email. Congratulations, that's awesome. Look, for all of y'all that have subscribed thus far, thank you. And look, if you're new here, YouTube.com slash duck call room, all one word. And make sure you do what, gobbling? Ring that bell. You ring the bell.

Like and subscribe. Like and subscribe. Turn on notifications. It wasn't bad manner. coffee, boys. When we have a new episode. Yeah, it was still set up for stone. He got a little longer arm and you got it.

But that's all right. This is the bail room instead of the duck collar room, boys. It is today. That's it. I think it's got a good sound to it today. I guess the air is real clear today. No, that's because you drink coffee and you're hitting it at home. Well, hey, oh, I suppose it is.

No, water my hand hurts. Yeah. I'm worried about the table. You worried about a table? No, that table survived. It's a piece of junk. Hey, don't worry about the table, JD. Hey, we can always bring in a new table.

Tables are, what is the deal I'm looking, the word I'm looking for? Expendable. Replacable? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Expendable and replaceable. They're just like me. Well, I wouldn't know about that.

I would not think we'd replace it. Is that big man? Hey. Guy, well, welcome back, man. It's, it's been a couple of weeks. Yeah, where are you being, Guy? I'm. I went to

Alabama Well what did you do in Alabama? A little bit higher No I can't get there I can't get there I can't get there To a rider's camp

To a riders camp Fishing for Mossback sent me And B&M Oh okay Okay Croppy magnet It was pretty cool

It's pretty up there It was What lake was you? Whatamca. How's on Alabama River? Whatotumka? Whattomka, Alabama. I know about Watumka.

Do you? It's on HGTV. They won some thing. Yeah. The show Hometown. Home makeover there. We watch a lot of hometown at my house. You're rather telling on yourself here.

Yeah, we like HDTV at our house. And it's a cool city because they got that cool bridge. Yep. And there's like, it's a cool town. Were there trolls under the bridge? I didn't. Were there fish under the bridge? No, I didn't stop under the bridge.

Oh, that fished on it. You got to be going pretty careful right there because the rock, the bedrocks come up. They said a meteor hit there. It's one of the biggest places in the United States for meteor finding meteors. In Watunkah, Alabama? What does Watumpka?

What does Watumpka mean? Oh, give me a second. Give me a second. I don't know. It means lots of crappie. I know that. The creek phrase, Wamtaka, meaning

rumbling waters. Rumbling water. Was the water rumbling? Yeah. That's pretty cool. It's full of them crappy boys. They're rumming. So there we go.

So Gawas been in Alabama. Did you hear anybody say Roll Tide while you were there? Over and over. Why do they do that? Because they can't help themselves. I don't like. Because they're good again.

But I mean, they do it like, hey, I'd like a large coffee. Roll Tide. And they put it in every song. Roll Tide. Yeah. Every song. Well, that's a good thing.

phrase. Why? Unless you use it at the wrong places. Like I did a lot of times when I was out speaking. You used roll tight a lot. Oh yeah. I did that in South Carolina one time. You probably shouldn't a dozen ain't. Oh no no they didn't like it. Yeah. I don't like it. What is the gamecocks? Yeah, South Carolina. Yeah that's first time I walked out on stage and I said I looked at them and I said roll tight. Bo, this is rotten vegetables. Everything come my way. Them Gamecox ain't got nothing to be mad about that. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah.

Just be careful here. I said, hey, look, you need to get a life. It was a joke for crying out loud. I had an Alabama fan fishing with me, and I made him fish with a purple short tree slab curly. Go tigers. Go tiger. I guarantee you. I like that.

And he smoked. That's good. And he smoked you. He said, I don't know. I said, I don't want to fish with this. I said, real that one in, we'll talk about. That's right. Yeah, read them on in.

Didn't catch nothing off red and white, did it? Nope. That's what I'm talking about. There's never even been a red and white fishing bait that works. Oh, man, there's a bunch of them. Yeah, it doesn't. Them old, ah, them old school headens, they work good. Man, that old redhead?

Oh, whatever. Them things have caught, that things call a lot more fish in there. Yeah, H&H. With a red head. With a red head and white skirt. There you go. See? Well.

But when I see that, I don't, I don't, just because I see the color. is red and white, I don't have the symbolist to go, roll tide. Oh, I do. I can't help it. Okay. It's just, it's just in his blood. He knows his fan. He's an entertainer, boys.

Let's not get it, let's not get it twisted. Our comment section's going to just be awful. It's going to be, roll tight, roll tight. What do you mean? All you're going to see is RTR down there. Hey, it's a good phrase, boys. I'm fine with it being a phrase for football, for basketball. Well, everybody gets mad because, hey, they win a lot.

That's fine, too, but I'm just saying you don't have to do it in everyday life. At church. I don't yell who'd at when I meet somebody just because I like the Saints. Yeah. And that's what they do. I usually yell that one. I don't know who they are. I don't yell cut them just because I'm talking to somebody, and I like duck hunting.

Well, that's just like the war eagle. Okay, I got in trouble with the war eagle. Well, they deserve it, though. You got too many masks. Well, hey, they got a stupid war eagle. That's why I told them they need to kill the one they got. What is this name? And I got booed on that at Auburn, okay.

But then I said, hey, wait a minute. Hold it. Let me explain to you why I said you've got to kill this eagle. I said, number one, he's confusing your running backs. Because, hey, you let him loose. He flies around the stadium a couple times. And then he lights on the 50-yard line. I said, kill him, train you another one,

and let him light in the end zone. That way you're running back, and your receivers know where they need to go. Hey, hey. I got booed off stage that night, too. You said that? Yeah, I said it. So he's training the football players.

That's it, boy. Somebody training him. That's right. Hey. What about a half time? You got to get it right. Hey, you don't want the eagle landing on 50 yards. I do think Auburn people need to pick a mascot, though.

I mean, they got seven different animals. You're going to get in deeper trouble than I was. What for saying you can't have a tiger and an eagle? Oh, no. No. You're a foe with the War Eagle, son. But you're the Tigers. That's sacred over in Auburn.

Okay. Do not mess with the War Eagle. I'm nervous. Are you going to hear the War Eagle scream and they're coming for you? I got nothing. Okay. I know one thing. That stadium is one of the hardest places to go in and win a football game.

Which one? Auburn. Either one. Alabama gets chopped down. You get shot down. Technicalities all around. When you go there, that's a rough place to play. It's rough.

Yeah, they always seem to pull out the big ones. Oh, no, no, no. You know, that's the one with the miracle. They got good fans. They got good fans. They got faithful fans, boys. LSU against Auburn got called for the only time you've ever heard that stupid penalty used. They got it.

What penalty? Something about how, and it was. leverage it was the way that they jumped over the deal in the game that was like nine to six yeah like the biggest gar of all gars i mean it's you go into auburn you pretty well be counting on totting an ale out of that place well because you're playing two teams the eagles and the tigers yeah it's not fair unless you're the tennessee balls and they can go in there win because well both of them are bad tennessee tiger's bad and the screaming eagle is bad all i know there's good fish in there at albored and i don't know i really i don't know i

Alabama. In Wetumpka. And they got nice new houses, thanks to hometown on HGTV. They're not even our sponsors, but that being an air and Napier, they just make me happy. Well, I like more than Chip and John. Watumpka. Hey, that's just a cool phrase, too. Whattomka?

It's a good town name. You know whattumka? Means lots of crappie. That's right. Lots of crappy. Watompca, boys. I'd rather be there than Tuscaloosa. I said it.

Roll tide. I feel dirty. Can we take a break or do we? have to keep going. I'm sick of talking about this. I think it's time to take a break. I think we're right up. Right up on the break.

We'll be back right after this. Who'd have? God will go get you some coffee. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here.

And that's what because of our friends over at Triedale's beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Cy Robertson, would say, Buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day.

And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritels beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritels comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door.

We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat, folks.

Yeah. Just go to Tribesies. beef.com slash that's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. It's a PR problem. A PR problem, boys. And we're not talking about Phil Robertson for a lot. It's public relations. How cool would it be if Phil was in charge of our PR?

Public relations. You don't want that. We wouldn't have any. Yeah. I'll fix it. Yeah, Italia. That's where we'd be at at this point. He likes Italian-made shotguns.

It's all we can see. And meatballs. Meat balls. Who makes the best meatballs? I tell you. Who makes the best shotguns? I tell you. It's simple math.

That's kind of weird, isn't it? What's that? The Italians make the best shotgun. I don't know if it's weird or not. They've been doing it a long time. They make the best a lot of things. Yeah. And they got good pizza.

What are you talking about? I dated a young lady that was the Italian. She cooked me homemade pizza. That's good. From scratch. Oh, yeah. I remember. and I

God one may remember this I don't know if you were even paying attention but when we first signed with Benelli back in 2005 way back then we were at Shot Show all that mess going on

and one of the head ladies from Italy was there and we were all introducing meeting shaking hands you know proud to be a part of the team or whatever and Phil said oh you're from Italy y'all make good pizza. And that lady just looked at him, straight face, said, sir, we make good shotguns.

We make good shotguns. And Phil had no reply. No reply. Phil was like, blank? He went. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The classic. You got it, baby. She had him speechless. She did. He said, oh, Italy, y'all make good pizzas. Sir, we make good shotguns. And that's one of the, there's like a handful of times. I remember Phil being somewhat speechless. That was one of them. He was like, Yeah, I got nothing. Yeah, I ain't got no comeback for you there, darling. Oh, man, a lot. But.

I do like pizza. I do, too. Hey, the cheese she used? Yeah. This is the girl you were doing? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'll go down this road. Let's talk about pizza.

No, no, no, no, no. Let's talk about pizza. We have, I hit my bang. When she brought it out, I started gagging. What? That's how bad it smelled. The cheese? And she said, I said, don't put that on the, you ain't putting that on the one I'm eating, right?

Yeah. She said, oh, yeah. It's turned. And I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She said, hey, who's the Italian here and who's the pizza maker? She said, do you just wait until I bring it to you? But, hey, the cheese, you know, this stunk worse than a dead goat. I'm serious.

But, hey, it did taste wonderful. The pizza was excellent. Okay. But, hey, you don't want to be there when they're cooking. Question one. Question one. How many dead goats have you? smelled in your life. A lot. Yeah, that's going to be a bunch.

Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. They grew up on a farm, man. Goats was used to everything. Goathe, okay, yeah. Like, my father, he raised a big, big garden. Yeah. Goat's was $20 bills back in him back. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. And everybody had heard of them. They milked them, and then made cheese out of the milk. So was that cheese better than goat cheese? Huh? Well, I, hey. I don't know because, hey, look. He knows it was made from Italy with love. That's what he knows.

That's right. It is good. And she was a fine little thing. There you go. Okay. All right, Sassie. If you're listening, lady. You're going to order a pizza.

What's on it? What's on it? Yeah. It'll be pepperoni, jalapeno peppers. Okay. That's it. That's all you need. And cheat.

Well, you've got to have cheap. Well, yeah. Of all kinds. Okay. I'm assuming cheese is on everybody. Is that, that's really your pizza order? No, no. I'm serious.

Love it. And, hey. Me and Sa have the same pizza. No, no, and you brick it. Okay. Okay. And that means, all that means is, you cook it one time, and then you put it back another. Run it back.

And run it back through for another. You like a little crunch to your pizza. I like a little crunch. Yeah. Around here, I call that well done. I will add breakfast sausage and bacon sometimes. Yeah. Well, no, no, because I was shocked.

A buddy of mine that I played poker with. He'd come in one night and he said, hey, I ordered you a pizza specialty for you. you because my birthday. And it had jalapagia pepper, pepperoni, and hamburger meat. And it was actually I ate the whole thing. It was actually good. Really? These are meat lovers

with jalapeno. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, you got to have halapagin's where are you at? Canadian bacon and mushroom. Oh, shocker. Gobwin's got ham on something. And a new development. A ham ham sandwich. Yeah. Galvin has

got a deconstructed ham sandwich. Oh, no, no, that reminds me. What's wrong with ham? That reminds me in Germany when I was stationed over in the military. I went to a place down there, a restaurant that cooked excellent pizza, okay. And look, they're 12 inches, okay, same thing, jalapeno, pepperoni, okay. I ordered me about three of them, and look, they were so thin the crust was and so good, I would just take it and make it like a poor boy.

I'd roll it. She had a pizza roll. And, hey, it ate three of them. That's like sushi. Yeah, three of it. We got. Hey, no, no. I'm interested in that.

Hey, this was, I ate three, 12 inches. Okay. Yeah. Good, great. Well, I've seen you eat like seven hamburgers. And look, they would just melt in your mouth. You didn't even have to chill them. You just bit them and swam.

That's amazing. So I had four or five. Somebody order us a pizza. Johnny D. So you're, you're. Well, so I'm, I'm a con. We do, oh, he gave pizza connoisseur. We do pizza night at our house once a week, but we make the pizza.

Oh, my wife's this is homemade. Yeah, my wife's the sourdough lady. It's not diddo. That's what I said. Okay. No. It's not delivery. No, it's Allison.

So she does the sourdough pizza. She rolls all that out. I make the sauce. Yeah, what's that sourdough bread? You're supposed to be bringing. She made a halopi-to-halopino and cheddar loaves this morning. Ones for my sister. But yeah, I need cheese.

About eight weeks ago, he was going to bring that. Yeah, cheese loaf. I forgot. I forgot. All right. I'll text her right now. But so we do that. But my favorite pizza in town, there's a little small place in town that has a muffillette pizza. So it's got, you know, the pepperoni and then the salami.

The olive mix. Then the olive mix. Oh, no. So the salami. What about a, you don't like salami? What about a cauliflower? Nope. Crest.

Nope. Why not? Hey, if David Martinez cooked it, you'll eat it. I just don't understand why. My problem with cauliflower, let it be cauliflower. Quit calling it rice, quit calling it mashed, quit calling it. Just call it what it is. It's cauliflower.

I'll say it is. Well, they do. Eventually, but they have to dress it up to make you eat it. Oh, that's just crushed. It's good. Well, it's good anyway. cauliflower? It's all right.

Crunchy. broccoli's better. Well, you put some cauliflower in a cassero dish and pour a bunch of cheese on top of it. Yeah, okay. You can do that with anything. Pour cheese and bacon on it. Oh, yeah, I'm sure it's terrible. And then dip it in ranch dressing.

That sounds good. Cover it up. Cover it up with everything that's really good. You still taste the cauliflower. Put a lot of distractions around it. It's really good. It's a modern. It's a modified tater.

That's all it is. A good cauliflower crust is not bad. But it's just kind of pointless. I'd much rather have flour. If you're going for a... All you're doing is it's bland and then you have to add the other ingredients. I can't get up at where you need. I don't know how to cook.

And at some... I don't want to hear that. We're going to start a fight. That's right. But at some point, like, you got to just accept the fact... It's a good fight. That you're eating pizza and there's no need for veg. vegetables to health this thing up.

Yeah, I mean, like, it's pizza. Life's too short to not eat a pizza. I'm not saying you got to eat it every day, but you can eat the, you can eat the flour crust. That's fine. And if you can't eat flour, some people in this world that can't eat flour. Make it your best. Do the cauliflower. I would love for you to do it.

And I would eat it with you. But I like everything y'all said. The only thing, I got to have black olives on mine. I love black olives. I love black olives. My wife, I love them. me, those that are in the little plastic container? Mm-hmm.

And I just sit in front of the TV. I eat the whole thing. Yeah, buddy. She was giving me the regular cans. Yeah. Okay. And I love banana peppers on mine, too. No, no.

Banana peppers are solid. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, but all the meat, like, you ain't, whatever meat you got, let's hit it. Except for anchovies. Just run it through the garden. I mean, I can eat an anchovy if I got to.

Run it through the garden. You know, but it's fine. But that's what. why Johnny's pizza here, our local pizza place is awesome because they have the world famous sweep. Sweep the kitchen. Oh, yeah. No anchovies at jalapia.

And bacon. And bacon. And you know what? That basically is all of it. All of it. Yeah. Right through the garden. I ain't run across.

I ain't run across a pizza. I won't try. I got one. Oh. Is it one of them artichoke thing? I thought I could do that. Oh, okay. We need to discuss this.

It's a major controversy here in the United States of America. What was that? Controversy. It's going to catch on. It's going to catch on. It already caught on in England. It ain't controversy. Pineapple on pizza.

Go. No. Absolutely not. No. I'm a hard apple on pizza. No. Pineapple on pizza? No.

No. No. You don't ruin a good pineapple. I'll tell you what I've heard it in the duck call room first. Don't do it, people. No. You take a can of a. Pine apple.

Slices. Yep. Polk holes in the bottom of the kean. Yep. And throw it in there when you boil crawfish. And then throw it away. I try that. No, that's good.

I just don't like pineapple. Sweet taters. Sweet taters. I like sweet taters. The last time I bowled crawfish, I tried the pineapple thing. I don't think the holes were big enough because all I had was hot pineapple. Yeah. Like the juices didn't interchange.

Yeah, I just don't. Oh, you, what were you trying to do? I like pineapple. The crook-fish? It was just kind of like a sweet-y. No, it don't do nothing to the crawfish. It makes your pineapple hot. Like you got like a tart, like a sweet heat.

A tart sweet. Good. No, it's not plain pineapple. I don't need to be. I don't need to be putting it on a crawfish. Well, that's what I thought too when somebody put peanut butter on a. A BLT? Yeah.

Oh, my daddy, that was the only way he'd eat a BLT. I was thinking, no, that ain't going to work. Yeah, it works. Yeah, it does. You know what my favorite job, my favorite version of that is? Skip the tea. Peanut butter, lettuce, bacon. It's fantastic.

Really? You don't like, you know. I don't like tomatoes. I don't like a raw mater. I love mators cooked. Love them when they're cooked down. That's so funny. Don't care for them raw.

They don't care for them raw. Because I'm just the opposite. Yeah. I love onions raw. But don't put onion. Oh, I love a cooked onion. I can take a plug out of an onion raw too, like an apple. That ain't no problem for me.

I like it raw. But yeah, maters, when they transform, when you cook them, get way better to me. I mean, I can eat him, but I just prefer not to. What about, what about? Beats. One off the plant. No, beat. I'm out on that.

I know. Mr. Paula cooked some beets the other day. Oh, no. It's supposed to be. I taste like a mile full of dirt. Well, hey, she didn't wash them. didn't wash them. Yes, she did. No, she didn't. If it tastes like dirt, she didn't wash it.

No, because, look. She didn't pull them out of the garden and threw them in a pipe. We was at a crawfish boiled other night, and they throwed beets in there with that, and that tastes like dirt, too. Same thing. I said, no. They was eating it up, said how good it would. No. Oh, Lord. Well, let's take a break. We'll be right back after this. I'm hungry now. Yeah. The beat goes on. I texted my wife, Godwin. I said, we owe Godwin a loaf of sourdough, and

her exact response was we question mark yeah we we so i'm i'm saying i owe him but you got you got a mouse in your old pocket yes i would say yes we are 18 yeah i did i said well i owe him one and you're the baker so i'm going to get that for you my bad i totally forgot eight weeks or less yeah well or it's free it was already free oh he just said you's going to bring it about eight weeks. I know and I forgot and I'm apologized. I hadn't tasted it yet. I like it. It's hard though. It's good. Well hey I ain't heard your trumpet yet. You said you was gonna bring that for about

four or five days ago. We do have we did have an email that said reminder reminder. I'd have to practice. We don't quit preaching and got to meddling in here now. I ain't forgot nothing have I. I've just worried if I'm next. Maybe. Yep. Hold on. Zach. Zach sent a email in about a week ago. Nope. I don't think I'm allowed to say his last name, but he said, reminder, reminder.

Still looking forward to Godwin playing the trumpet. Loves y'all's show. It keeps me laughing constantly while I work. I hope. Zach, that's why I didn't use your last name in case your boss is listening. Trumpet! Exclamation point. Oh, man.

Well. Anyway, what do y'all guys do. In the wide world of weird. Do we want to go down the wild world of weird? Let's go there, boy. We got to. Because I want to see Cy's reaction when he hears this. Si and you both have the same boss, correct?

In theory. Maybe. Maybe. Is Willie your boss or mine? No, Willie is just my nephew. Okay. Your nephew, my boss. He's your boss.

He's just my nephew. Well, he has a new hobby where he sends me weird articles he finds on the internet and he wants us to talk about him does that surprise you not at all i was just think so hey the boy's weird to begin with okay well look anything he's coming up with yeah that's a cropy it's in that world that dimension okay okay nothing gets my year what is will he come up with now what's he getting all right he sent me the and speaking of weird yeah um three days ago this article was published human kendall spent 14 thousand dollars on plastic

surgery in just one year the 22 year old from whole united kingdom controversy has paid 14,150 to get lip fillers cheek fillers botox and veneers done in the last year and next

he plans on getting a nose job for what what was the name again his name's jimmy Jim sorry his name is we shouldn't laugh at people

his name is Jimmy Featherstone Jimmy Featherstone that wasn't what was up there when I was looking at you A human Ken doll Ken doll

Ken and Barbie Oh Ken and Barbie Yes Ken and Barbie So they're doing this to the doll or is he doing this to himself? He wants to be a Ken doll Oh he

Oh so he's having all these surgery's done. Uh-huh. To be a toy from... To be a toy? Not even really from his childhood. I mean, he's only 22. What you do is you find you a box.

Uh-oh. Okay, you put this man in the box and send him to Santa Claus at the North Pole. Okay, and let them make him a doll. And he can, and he'll be given to kids. I don't think that we want that from Jimmy Feathersdown. Why not? Because he's, he's trying to look. The boy wants to be a doll.

What's the motive? Does somebody pay him to do that? Santa Claus and the elves can pull this off. I'm telling me. Wait for us? His direct quote is about the doll. I just think he's plastic. He's what?

He's plastic fantastic and looks amazing. This is a weird guy, man. Weird guys. So, sigh. He wants to look more plastic. What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a doll. I just want to round up here to make the math easy.

$15,000 this man has spent in a year to look like a piece of plastic. What does that do for you? What does that do for me? I got to know. Number one, he's got too much money. Okay, and he's wasting it badly. Okay. Yon.

What is, here's not, how much would it take somebody to spend to look like you. Time and pressure. It may not be enough. It may not be enough money in the world to accomplish that. Okay. But anyway, but it's his money. It is his money.

Okay. It's his money. I'm wrong. Okay, I admit it. I'm wrong. It's your money. Hey, go for it, buddy. If that's what makes you feel good,

more power to the people, baby. Hey, that's not necessarily the way I thought that would go. but I'm not going to disagree with you. It is his money. It's his money. Well, I mean, has he paid cash for? There's a line. Is this a sponsor deal?

No, he's just a weird guy. And there's, hey, look, I'm a weird guy. He's doing it for a sponsor deal. Well, here's a deal. He probably get one. He's spending $14,000 on his hobby. His hobby potentially, must be to look like kin dog.

Okay. How much do we spend on hunting? Hey, here we go. This is from Dr. the psychiatrist, Dr. Robertson. I love this. Okay. I don't know where this is going, but I love it.

No, no, here it is. Okay. Number one, you've got a lot of insecurity issues. Okay, if you're trying to make yourself look like a doll. See, this is where I thought we would go. Okay. I don't know why it took so long to get there, but I thought this is where we would go. That was my high.

Well, no, no, because, hey, look, I'll give you, and he was famous, the guy that had a lot of insecurity issues to. Michael Jackson, he was a great artist, okay? One of the greatest ever, Lee. Yeah, one of the greatest ever, okay, had a lot of number one hit songs, okay? But he had a lot of insecurity issues, okay, and he was the same way. He was trying to make himself look like something, okay? and he spent, hey, 15,000 won't him, you know, maybe 15 million touched what he tried to do. Okay.

But, hey. So can we say, though, without a doubt from our experience, this man is urging for happiness in the wrong place. Yeah. There it is. All right. We got to where I want. Yeah, you know the saying that, hey, beauty is only skin deep? Yes.

How do I say this? How do I say this? Yeah. How do I say this in a lot? in a loving way. A good Christian man way. Yeah. Okay.

Hey. It don't matter what you look like. Save your money and learn to look in the mirror and say, you know what? I like that guy. I'm looking at it in the mirror. There it is. And I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to look better.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with trying to look better. But there's a point. I gave up a long time ago. Well, you look good. I think you're attracted to old man. I ain't going to ever get that. You run into the point that the Bible warns you about it.

about worshipping yourself versus our creator. That's where what we believe and what he's got going on is there's a big clash happening right there. Now granted, look, if this makes this guy feel better, by all means,

just don't lose sight of the end game of why you're doing this. Like the end game shouldn't be just so you can look in the mirror and be okay. It's the whole deal that we read the verse of Don't Story. up your treasures here on earth, storm up in heaven. So, like, when this all goes away,

that plastic is still going to be plastic. I'd like to play. Except his ain't going to be plastic. It's going to be rotten flesh. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And the only thing that'll be left is the plastic. That's it. And we're gone.

We're out of here. I'll give you example. There's some people that have had facelifts. And trust me, they don't have been tightened down too much for, they will, Never look right. Okay. Because they don't,

they don't tweak them here and tweaked them there. Oh, yeah. And hey, they ain't no more gill in that skin. Okay. It's done. The electricity. Elasticity.

Yeah, is gone. This baby ain't going to stretch no further. Okay. And I'll say that too. I think most, nice way to say this. I'm just going to say what I was thinking. Normal people would look at that

and say, not find it even attracted. Like you've gone too far. You can't use that word. You can't call people normal? No. I'm not normal. Because this podcast room ain't normal.

That's true. Nobody in here. Okay, so the choice of words, Tuesday, I know the word. Yeah, I couldn't think of it. Normal would not. Normal's not the right word. Just not fit. Yeah, I'd like to say the headlines in another year.

I bet you'll be hearing about him. Spend another $30,000. It's your money? Go for it. He may end up being a sideshow attraction. What, it may make him famous. Bearded ladies. It may make him famous.

Yeah, may. You never know. Hey, with the human race, anything is possible. Well, that's true. Look at what's next to me. But here's what I'll say with God, all things are possible. Not anything. All.

All. So I'm going to roll with that one. But let's take our next break. Roll time, baby. Why would you do that to me? Wow, that was loud. We're apologizing. Hey, y'all had to do it.

To those of you that had your... You had to do it. Sorry about that, boys. He's not sorry. All right, so we're back. We're back. You said he had sent you three articles. He sent me three.

I don't know that we're going to get through all. I think the next two aren't going to take as much time. All right. I don't know. There's one that I'm going to save because it feels kind of like an attack. Never mind. I know, that. Cy read it.

What? Well, then let it wrong. I got to know now. Si read it. This isn't a good one. It upsets me. It might upset some other people in this room. I don't know.

Oh, yeah. Airlines could soon start weighing passengers before flights. Oh, yeah. See, that's a problem. That's a problem. If you're going to weigh me, you've got to give me two seats for the price of one. If I'm over whatever the limit is. Oh, no.

What's the limit going to be first? Well, we don't know. They're going to weigh you and say, you're out. I don't think they're going to keep it off. No, they're not going to say, year out, they're going to say, give me more. Give me more. Well, it's because it's the balance.

I read the article. That's what it's about. Balance. It's the balance of the plane. But unfortunately, here in America, and you know what? It's your fault, government. You stuck us in our houses for a full year. We're up.

Our weight is up here in America. Shocker. Shocker. Amazing. I'm doing my best to help the cat. You made it where we couldn't go to grocery stores, but people could bring us all the fried food we wanted. And you're, yeah, now you're going to start charging more to fly on planes.

So now you're either going to have to be honest about your weight or if they think you lied. Step on the scale, sir. Oh, my. Which should probably be good for my health because I would, every time I flew, I'd at least get a, you know, a small update. Because I don't really step on a scale too long. I mean, what happens? I mean, what is there in game if you're up to 250 pounds can fly? What happens if you're 252?

I don't think that's going to happen. happen and that's a scary number you just said because some days I could fly some days I couldn't well I'm just saying like I'm one poop away from making it or not like you know you just got to go hit the sauna hold hold it boys I've got to go to the restroom right I mean I'll be back depends on what shoes you wear yeah well I think it's a safety thing because have you ever been on a plane and they're like we need somebody to go sit in the front I always volunteer yeah I'll be here I don't care sure where you where do you walk me so I think it's what makes this plane get off of a plane get off of a plane I always volunteer I'll always volunteer yeah I'll be here I don't care sure where you where do you walk me so I think it's what makes this plane get off the ground quicker. I mean, I just want to get over yonder. Yeah. But see, I have a personal problem. Don't weigh me. How about these people that are bringing, everybody brings too much for their trips?

Yeah. Make them throw away half the shoes they just brought for three days. Yeah. I travel with a tiny bag for two or three days. Tiny bag. That's all you need. I need a couple pairs of underwear, some socks. I can't leave this gut at home.

Yeah. So I'm a little against it. Yeah. There's got to be a better way than saying step on the sky. The only thing I can come up with on this with this conversation, tell us. It's a people problem. Okay.

This is just the human race being the human race. Starting made me uncomfortable. Okay. What do you mean making you uncomfortable? He's talking about the airlines. Oh, you're talking about the airlines, not me? Well, I'm just saying the human race. He's saying everybody.

Everybody. Everybody. All right, well, I'll do better. Let's get off the pizza. Who are you to tell me? I'm not too much. No, absolutely. I'm not getting off the pizza.

Who are you to tell me I weigh too much? I don't know, about seven, eight years ago, though, you could have told me, and you would have been absolutely right. Because I look back at, like, at first or second season of Duck Dynasty, and I'm like, golly, I swallowed a man. You were a big boy.

I looked like I ran face first into a beehive. Oh, no, no, that's why Stone, you know. Nobody knew Stone when he lost all his weight. Yeah. He went from about 250 to 165. Yeah, I ain't ever getting there. Not without amputation. I'm not to lose a lien to get down there.

Oh, that's probably a lag. Oh, no, no, no, that's coming. All of it. You just go through and tell me, hey, take out about 25 pounds. Yeah, you're too heavy to fly, see. He's coming from me. Yeah. Anyways.

Next article. Si, have you ever been to a gender reveal party? No. Did y'all do that with your kids? Yeah. No. Did you even? We didn't really care.

All we wanted to is say, hey, doctor. Is it healthy? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? You knew before it was a boy and a girl? Okay. I didn't know which part of the 1900s.

That became a possibility. My parents didn't know what I was until May 15th, 19. They wanted to surprise. Yeah, they wanted to surprise. Because a lot of people say, no, I don't, I don't want the doctor to tell me once he does the ultrasound. Yeah. Okay.

Let me just be surprised when it said, you know, hey, pass out a cigarette or, hey, you know, show me pink. Yeah. So this man in Massachusetts, there was an explosion for a gender reveal, and he has been charged because he sparked fears of a possible earthquake with a gender reveal party. Too much tanner right. Martin, you know redneck when you hear one. Yeah, I know that.

When I hear earthquake and explosion, tanner right there. So they went out to the core. Smells like America. He used the whole jar. Oh, hold on. He used a few of them. He used a few of them. A few jars?

Yeah. Listen to this. So he was near the border of New Hampshire and Massachusetts in a quarry and had 80 pounds of Tannerite. Whoa. An explosive compound, which we know about. And he mixed it with some blue chalk. Hey, congratulations on the boy, my man.

And no one was injured, but there was great public alarm near Massachusetts. He made another quarry. Well, 80 pounds, yeah. Of tannerite, yeah. That is a cool way to say, hey, I'm having a boy. Boy, shake the neighborhood. Yeah, that's America right there. He said, I'm fantastic.

I see America, I'm not. I feel redneck being a redneck. He said, I want everybody to know. In the next state. Yeah, even over there in Canada. We're going to tell them folks in Canada what's going on. Did they arrest him? No, they didn't arrest him.

He did get a charge, but he's not arrested. He was charged. I wonder if there was like a blue mushroom cloud. Oh, it's still hanging. You'd probably get on Google Earth and find it. It's stained the cloud. 80 pounds So if you're listening

And you're doing a gender reveal party You said You don't do you're less than 80 Yeah Easy on the tanner at all we can tell you For sure is 80 is too much 80 is too too much 80

That was a what was their thought That pulled the air from around them Whenever they had they felt it go like this Oh no no no Well they probably thought it was a earthquake Yeah No, they did.

Yeah. No, everybody not there thought it was an earthquake. And I don't think a lot of earthquakes happen in New Hampshire. Never been. I've never been in an earthquake, though, so I don't know what that would feel. I don't know. I don't know your teeth, boys. 80 pounds.

Give you a concussion. Oh, that's fantastic. Well, look, let's go into our last break. We'll come back, get in that hello at duckcallroom. Dotcom mailbox and see what's going on. We'll be back right after this. We got some life advice. Ha ha.

And we're back with that note of the ha ha ha ha ha Johnny D, tell us what's in that hello at duck call room.com mailbox. Where are we at this week? Hold on, let me go back to this. I was reading something. Oh, hey, we got some advice. Advice is needed from a man, Stephen. Because we've somewhat become relationship experts.

Uh-oh. I don't know how that happened. If you ask our wives, I can tell you this, Sunday would be six years. I am an expert. 32. I'm still there. So, all right. Stephen is originally from, or Steve.

He calls himself both. I'm going to go with Steve. He's originally from Southern Idaho. Okay. But now he lives in California. I don't know how to say the city. You say, Appa. California.

He works for a church. He has an amazing girlfriend, godly woman. She was born and raised in California. Her dad hunts. That's a good thing. But here's this question. how does he get his woman to go hunting with him?

Because he's planning on tying the night soon, but he would love to have his future kids hunt and hunt with her. And he's used to hunting because he's from southern Idaho. But Southern California, now he's there. How does he get her on the hunting train? Martin, I'm bowing out because my wife doesn't hunt. So my wife didn't hunt when we met. so now I did everything I could to make her first hunting trip enjoyable but we had it planned

and then we got one of those nice little cold fronts and it was miserable but she stuck it out with me because she knew how much I loved it and she she wanted to see what it was about she was like I want to see what makes you tick so that was for her that was cool but I also knew to pull the plug like it was cold like miserably cold and I looked over at her and her face started changing colors a little bit and I said yeah we got to go and she was like no we ain't leaving I was like oh we're

leaving like this is it's okay to call a hunt like but the biggest thing you have to do for them is to keep it fun yep you've got to keep it fun might I suggest even from my experience starter with either dove hunting it's nice and warm you don't

have to hide really it's it's it's it's great weather you can talk you can move if you need to use a restroom not a big deal like or even turkey hunt you're up you're active you're moving you're not just and in in the weather is always better the weather a lot of times for people that don't hunt is the biggest turn off to hunting like nobody wants to freeze to death nobody wants to do that but i you know you're from you're from southern idaho steven i don't recommend taking her on a three mile back country elk hunt as her first experience that's not that's not where i would go keep it simple doves turkeys if you have preserves

go shoot some pheasant or whatever stuff like that quail i mean there's you know or even hogs like i know california's got a wild hog problem um you know so there's all types of opportunities or just take her to a gun range like a skee club or something and see if she even enjoys it look she doesn't have to enjoy it to get your kids to go hunting like some some stuff you're you're your wife doesn't necessarily have to do with you, but she does need to respect why you do it. So you need to introduce it to her, but if it's not for her,

it's not for her, man. That's just, that's part of it. Take her out in the woods during the summer. Yeah. Get her used to being out in the woods and show her stuff. Ms. Paul is a deer slayer. She wasn't.

She wasn't at first. She always, she liked to shoot archer in the yard with me. And she finally said, I think I want to try. There you got. In the yard, keep it fun. You've made the important thing about, you know, your wife said I want to understand why you enjoy it so much.

Yeah. Yeah. So that's one reason to introduce it to her. And like you said, the key to it is, especially like when you're taking kids, you've got to make it fun for them. Mm-hmm. Keep it fun. Don't be serious. That's the main thing.

If it's too serious, okay, they're not going to enjoy it, okay? So they've got to enjoy it like, you know, I use Stone and his daughter, okay. BK. BK. Okay, and he started her when she was really little. Okay, and like, hey, in the wintertime, he brought a heater where she wouldn't get cold. Groceries. And groceries staying deep, okay, and you can't expect a child.

You'll be still. No. You know, you put your, you put them in. a deer stand in a good one where they can move okay and if like uh he he puts food plies and all this and plants it okay and we when we go we actually i enjoy going with her more okay watching her enjoy the hunt yeah okay i agree when you start taking people that haven't done it before that is a lot of fun is it is it is it for us sometimes incredibly fresh because we you know if the ducks are coming and they flare them yeah that is

frustrating but that's part but it's part of it and but for them to finally see it all come together when they don't flare ducks and they get down in the hole yeah and they they get that excitement and then that all moment of light when they kill their first one yeah when they killed their first boom boom boom they killed three yeah and the expression watching them, okay. Oh, now I understand why you get up at 4 o'clock for morning and go and freeze your tail off. And now my wife loves to turkey hunting.

And she loves to duck hunt with me. I took her deer hunting. Deer hunting, she's not really into it, which great, because neither am I. I deer hunt till ducks season gets here. Like, I deer hunt is a means to an end. Yes, it's something to do. It's the fall of the year.

get to be in the woods. But yeah, just keep it fun and just don't stress over it. Like, those are my favorite, some of my favorite mornings of the years when she goes, because I'll hang my gun in a tree. I'm not worried about killing a thing. And watch her, but watch her become a better hunter. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Well, I was, I was fortunate enough to go to a friend's place with Paula, and he has a camp. and we stayed a couple of days and my wife's not one to be still she's always you know picking up after you washing it she's got to be busy yeah and um you a teacup won't we still got plenty of sweat on it and that's gone and in the trash or in the dishwasher or something like that so we come in from hunting and uh she started cleaning up the kitchen my buddy said no don't do that i have people do that and she was like well we need to he said get over in that chair and taking that or she was She finally settled down and sat in that chair.

She did take a nap. She woke up, she looked over at me. She said, okay, I get it. But she told me something before that that was, I'd never thought about it before. She said, I thought she went hunting to get away from me. I said, no, that's just how I grew up. That's my heritage. That's what my dad taught me.

that's just what we did. And now she understands all about it. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, there's a piece that you find out there in the woods in the quiet that you ain't going to find nowhere else. And it's the other cool part about them too is when you take a new person. Like if they are fortunate enough to harvest something, then you get to show them the full aspect of now we go clean it. They get a biology lesson if they've never learned it.

Like you get to show them cool things about the animal and all that. But then the final reward of watching somebody who's never had it try a wild game done correctly for the first time. And they've gone through the whole process. Killing it? It tastes that much better to them. And now all of a sudden killing a deer, they get it. Like this is why we hunt. Or same with a duck, same with dubs.

Doesn't matter. It's an aha moment. that Stephen, you'll get there, bro. Like, you'll get there, but just understand it doesn't have to be for her. And odds are, she's probably going to have a hobby that doesn't have to be for you. And let her have girlfriends that do it with her. And they have their little time. And then you've got friends that you go do your time.

And like I always said, it ain't getting away from each other. It's just recharging your battery so that when you get back, you're bought in, you're focused and all that kind of good stuff. So the outdoors are a therapeutic place, my man. They help me more than a lot of things. Because I've tried a lot of other things. I remember one, me and my daughter would go squirrel hunting. We'd kill it, you know, come back home, then we'd skin it.

And she's sitting there asking me and talking about, well, wait, what, wait a minute. I done open him up, you know, and you can see the inside. She said, what's that right there? And I said, kid me. So it was a biological class, okay. So she enjoyed it. Well, you're pulling out from under that arm at St. Yeah, yeah. Get that thing out there. He'll ruin the whole pot.

Tell you. Hey, you don't want to leave that in there. He cut it out. Yeah. Oh, it's cool, man. Yeah. No, it's cool, man. But hey, here's the thing. Martin said the other thing. Okay. If she tries it and it's not for her, yeah. Don't force it. Don't force it. Okay. You can't make them like what you like. Yep. Okay. They just need to respect. You can take them, okay, and then like his wife said, okay, I actually want to.

to know why you enjoy going out of town. And the main thing, most people don't realize it, okay? You're out there in God's creation, okay? And you see some of the neatest, coolest things, okay, when daylight breaks, okay? My two favorite times of the day, when the world wakes up and when the world goes to bed. My two favorite times a day, right there. The most thrashes are the first thing you hear. And then the Cardinals get rolled.

Oh, yeah. And then them loudmouth mockingbirds get started. Rascals. Rascals, he said. Breaking the day in, boys. Yeah. Well, he'll know that. Like I said, take her out there in the woods in the summer.

Take her scouting. Take her liming up, you know. Yeah. Your deer standing. Running trail cameras. Trail cameras are a big thing that you can do as a family now. Yeah. It's a cool thing because now they get to like see what the work was about.

Like you can just show and say, look what we got. got over here now. So yeah, involve them in the fun stuff and the stuff that doesn't necessarily have misery involved with it. A lot of the hunts will. But, you know, just have fun. Like, this bunch around here loves to embrace the grind. I prefer to embrace the fun. Yeah. Amen. Yeah. No, no, yeah. That'll preach there, Martin. If I can't have fun, guess what? Someone's fixing to be absent. Your boy, gone. Yeah, I ain't there. We go. Well, let's wrap it up with a Bible verse four weeks.

Oh, yeah. Thank, Stephen. Great question. Appreciate it. We wish you and your lady friend, a lifetime of happiness when y'all do decide to get married. But today's verse, I'm going to run it back to that third segment or so. Genesis 1, verse 26, right there at the beginning. God said, let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness,

so that they may rule over the fish and the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals and over all the creatures that move along the ground. Verse 27, so God created mankind in his own image in the image of God he created them, male and female. He created them. That's a cool verse.

You know, if you're worried about what you look like, let me tell you what you look like. You look like God because he made you in his image. And then the second part of the verse is good too because we're going to rule over fish, birds, livestock, and wild animals. Hey, whack them and stack them. Wack them, whack and stack them and cradle.

Cradle them, boys. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out. Right here.