Duck Call Room - Uncle Si’s Inner Circle Shows Their Love for Him in Different Ways

Episode Date: August 1, 2023

Uncle Si seems to be living in a dream world, from his crazy dream to his impossible drive on a golf course. Phillip elaborates on the subject of the best Si “handler” between him and Jay Stone, and it’s more complicated than you’d think! John-David’s got beef with the local zoo’s new attraction, and Martin has some doubts about the weekend activities of their producer. Si is surprised that someone didn’t like black walnut ice cream, and the boys give advice to several young men facing problems in their dating life. John-David reveals his complicated ancestry that involves a pair of brothers marrying a pair of sisters, but some young listeners are in the same boat! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ready, set, go. You said go and then you stop. You got to go. You got to say, welcome back. Welcome, Sire. Yeah. Well, hey, look, I have a dream. Uh-oh, here we go.

I find myself, I have this dream. It's reoccurring. Reoccurring. I'm always flying and I'm always crashing and burning. Sir, that's not flying, that's falling. Yeah, it's always a crashing. But it seems like flying. Yeah.

Aren't there like dream books you can look up? I got a person. Do you? That interprets dreams? She's pretty good at it. Well, what are we waiting on? Call her. Call it.

Is she cool? Yeah, she's one of our best friends. But hold on. I got to get more. Hey, you got to get more. You got to get more information. You said you got somebody that interprets dreams. I mean, she got a job.

I don't know what she's doing right now. That's not like her job is dreaming. Well, we can interrupt you whatever she's. But it could be. But she just knows a lie. Because of our podcast, it could be. Let's call it. Is there any orange in the dream?

Uh-oh. The color orange? The color orange. What has orange got to do with? He don't dream in color. Just trust me. Hey, no, I don't dream in color. Okay.

Black and white. Hey, he slept for 18 hours. I forgot how old. I slept for 18 hours and I was falling the whole time. He woke up sweating. Okay. That's what his wife said. Yeah.

So what? Okay. Okay. I do need to know more while Johnny D. text and we find out maybe there's just... No, no, it's always, I'm always, I've put myself at risk on high, high places. I'm on a mountain and there's only one way down, straight down. So you jump?

How'd you get there if there was... That's the question. I have no idea how I get there. I always end up, I wake up and look and say, what in the world has happened? I'm on the top of a mountain and I'm falling off of it. Are you being pushed? And it's 100 miles to the bottom.

So are you falling in the air or are you like hitting rocks? Oh, hey, it's just, it's rugged looking. But you're not hitting anything. You're just falling. You're just free falling. I'm falling. So you're to the side of it. I'm falling the whole time.

It wakes me up and I'm falling. How would you like to be sleeping comfortably and just, then you scream and you say, what would you say? scream for. I'm one of those. Because I woke up and I'm falling. It's got a hundred miles to the bottom.

I'm one of those weird ones that very rarely has dreams, or at least dreams that I remember. Hard for me to remember. Most people have real good dreams. You know, like, you know, I found, you know, a treasure, full of gold, you know, a pirate's treasure, full of gold. But not you.

I don't ever have, I always have freaky, you know. I'm always in danger. So my question is, how often are you having this dream? Is it like a month? No, no, it's probably at least, oh, hey, out of a month, 10 times. 10 times? Oh, yeah. No, no, it's always the same thing.

I wake up, I find myself, I've done got myself in a bind. What are you eating and what are you watching on TV? Well, what are you drinking? No, all I watch is Matt Dillon and Western. And PBS. And PBS. That's right. So that kind of makes like the nature sense of it tie in.

No, because when I read the Bible and when who was the one that interpreters of dreams? Daniel? Well, he will know. Because, you know, it would be nice to have someone say, okay, now what did you actually do? I said, well, I found myself. I started out going on a journey. And I always end up at the end up at the end. end of the journey, I'm in peril.

He's in peril. So you're like, it's dangerous. Okay, and I'm fixing the fall and there ain't no, you can't stop it. Okay, you're fixing the fall off of whatever you're on and you're up there, you know, have you hit the ground yet? No, I always wake up when I'm falling. Well, that's good news. I'm just screaming and falling, okay?

It's wild. It really is. Man, I'd give anything. to be in there. It's hard to get in that gray matter of size of mine. Well, no, no, because every time I see, like, where Lagers have been and they clear-cut the woods. Yeah.

Mine is always okay. It's mountain regions that they clear-cut. And I always find myself that I'm at the edge of a cliff, and I'm flipping, fixed to go over. That's why. Do we have any interpretation? She sent back the crying, laughing face emoji. That means she can't help. You sent back what?

Did you tell her us, too? I texted her, I said, would you be interested in interpreting Sise Robertson's dreams on podcasts? A lot of falling, about 10 times a month. That's right. At least that. I said, it's all he wants to talk about, and none of us really know anything. So we need you.

But he's always falling. And we're just waiting. And we got three dots. I do have Google says that you, dreaming about falling tends to signify. Signify. That you're a loser. That was not a word.

A loss of control over an important situation. It all comes back to the guitar. A lack of control over an important situation. It's the guitar. You can't play it. So you've got the yips even in your dreams? Hey, I guess. Unbelievable.

That ain't it. No, that can't be it. There's got to be something way cool. But you're not a controlled part. You've never wanted to be in charge of anything. Yeah. You don't have control. No, I'm not, yeah, I'm not.

don't want to be the leader. Yeah, out of all the ways I would describe Si, control freak is not one of them. But I'm going to tell you this. He will do crazy things like driving the monster truck. I mean, he does crazy things like that. What was that video you sent me yesterday, by the way? That was him in Indianapolis riding in one of the cars around the track

where they did 140 miles a house. Yeah, we never know. No, I sent it. It was from a while back. Oh, yeah, here we go. Sye. What is that? What kind of?

This is a race car. This is why you're having dreams because you do stuff like this. No. Yeah, look. Look at you. Well, look. I said, what happens if the tire blows out when he's cursed? He said, oh, it's a difference of open casket or clothes.

And he's wearing that Black Panther T-shirt. Unbelievable. Hey, that's all your, that's your answer right there. I'm proud of that black t-shirt. Boy, I'm not doubting you. That's a man with fear in his eyes right there, though. No, that's a man that just did 140, wishing he'd have done one six. No, no.

And he wanted to drive. Yeah. Oh, that reminds me. He just mad. I was flying to Florida to wherever the Navy Seals home are down there. We was going back when I had my band and we was going to sing for him. So look, I get on the plane. They shot you out of the sky.

What a gift that they missed out on. No, no. We're at 20,000. No, 29,000. We're at 29,000 feet. Look, the window is right here. Okay. I'm looking out the window and there's the, what is the luminous clouds?

The big white one, fluffy ones? Cumulus. Cumulus. Yeah. Okay, I always said it wrong. Anyway, the cloud is right under the window. Okay, you can't see. It's just all white.

Well, I always say it, you know, pray for safe passage to wherever I'm going. And when I said, in Jesus' name, I open my eyes. And there is a circular, a circle, perfectly formed circle rainbow, right outside my window. Only there? Hey, on top of the clouds. You know, and my thing, I'm thinking, I said, wait a minute, there ain't but one thing, circular on this aircraft. That's the jet engines.

I said, but that's below the window in the clouds. So how is this rainbow on top of the cloud? You sure you wasn't playing Mario Kart? No, no, no, no. This is the craziest thing because me and rainbows have a deal.

Uh-oh. Okay, I always see rainbows everywhere. Okay, I had three in Germany. I lived on a first apartment. on the first floor and it was down a hill there's a rainstorm comes up and there's three going down the hill just one on top of the other one oh imagine if sigh would have been the original triple rainbow guy

it was gorgeous double rain but anyway I've asked everybody ever since this happened where did that circular rainbow come from you know and I've got all this people say well it was it was light being around I'm No. Do you want me to give you Google's answer? Yes.

What did they say? All rainbows are actually full circles. Viewers in aircraft can sometimes see these. Viewers on the ground can only see the light reflected by raindrops above the horizon. So that's why we only see the half of a circle. Yeah, but wait a minute. Uh-oh. I'm out.

That means there ain't no pot of gold, and we've been lied to our whole life. No, no, wait, me. Hold, this is not a, you know, this is not. a gigantic rainbow. This is like the size of this room right outside the window I'm sitting at. Minature rainbow. And look, we're going

to Florida at 600 miles an hour. Did it stay with you? It stayed with us until we actually landed. And there wasn't nothing on your window. And it wasn't nothing on your window. This was right before Duck Dynasty. It was God telling you you're about to hit a pot of gold. Yeah. That wasn't. That wasn't. Okay. I just told

Bridget, I said, hey, when they picked me up at the airport, I said, hey, this is going to be a really good event. And she said, why is that, cowboy? That's what she called me. And I said, because, hey, I actually arrived here with a rainbow right outside my window. Okay. Did that ever happen again? It happens all the time.

We didn't say any spits out rainbows and unicorns his whole life. I have said that if you split open his head. Look, Bridget Tatum, she's got a big wooden. table in her house. Is it a rainbow? No. But there are, I think the count is up to like 70s. We found 70s on that table.

Her deal is seven. Let's call Mountain Man. Well, what's something Mountain Man? I don't know. What he's deals. But I have a feeling if he was here, he'd say, let's take a break. So we're going to do it. We'll be back on.

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I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Hey, Christine, it's Philip. Don't let Sigh sleep 18 hours anymore. I'll let him.

He's refreshed. He's recharged. She said you left your crack pipe at home. Oh, wow. Oh, my. My bagpipe. Yeah. Yeah.

Do I leave my quilt with it? Whatever that's stupid thing is. It's a quilt. You need a quilt, so we don't want to say. You sleep too much. 18 hours is unbelievable. Hey, you know what else is rainbow colored, though? What?

That bag our fans left for us. What's in there, Johnny, dude? What's in the goody bag? Hey. So I'm super disappointed. because there's no note. Okay. It just says four duck call room.

Well, this is a mystery then if there's no note. Pod. We'll never figure out how it happened. And there's nothing, there's Vernor's ginger or something. Okay. And it's cold. Uh-oh, sign, take a hit of it. This has been in the refrigerator.

So in case we have a little bit of upset. And that's all that was in there. Oh, wow. Look at the meat sticks. These were for me. Gender, gender soda. What flage? Ginger? Ginger? Ginger ale?

Venison cherry cheddar halapeno. Let's see what we got. Let's have a little look, see. They're all venison cherry cheddar halapeno, which leads me to know, like, I don't know what that means, so we have to try it right now. There's still something in that bag.

That's just more ginger ale. Get you some. No, I'm not. I'm not a ginger ale guy. It's not ginger ale. Isn't that what it is? Size is it good? The original ginger soda.

The ginger soda. would be a ginger ale. Yeah. But you only drink that on planes. Yeah, in case you. The only place that. Nobody ever goes to a restaurant. It's like, yeah, maybe a ginger rail.

Then all of a sudden you get on a plane. Hold on. Everybody wants one. Hunter does. Hunter, you went and saw Barbie this weekend. Your opinion doesn't matter. And he got a haircut. Not only did he.

He drove to Austin, Texas. I used to Barnders. We need to find out what's happening in Hunter's life. Hunter. So Hunter went to Buckies for us. Thank you, Hunter. Thank you. He also went to see.

Barbie, he said it was a lot. That was the only quote. And you met some ladies at Barbie? Oh, you met ladies at Oppenheimer. Probably a different crowd, probably more of my speed. Go ahead. He's just laughing and giggling. He went and got a haircut and said he quits on women, though, after seeing Barbie.

That's an aggressive meat stick, homie. He... That is a wild accusation. I'm just messing. That's not what he said at all. I know. I'm just messing with it. Oh, man.

Hunter, did you go to the Barbie movie Looking for... No, he went to Oppenheimer looking. Oh. He didn't go to either looking, he says. This is legit, by the way. Look at the cheese. Do you taste the cherry? No.

Okay. The cheese is like all the way through it. It looks cherry. So they sent a thing with the sloth on it that said, hey there. Yeah. Thinking of you. And some snacks from Michigan. Yeah, I guarantee you that's what this is.

and Cheyenne, Norma and Cheyenne. They write in cursive and I don't remember how to read that. I think it's Norma and Cheyenne. It's definitely Cheyenne. So thanks for the snacks, gang. There you go. Look at there.

Anyway. Interesting. Thanks for listening. Yeah. We had to go, what happened on our podcast? Something crazy happened on Google. Oh yeah, Google. It's going to be fixed by the time you're listening to this. Yeah, it should be fixed, but for all of y'all reaching out. Google screwed up something on loading podcast and we haven't sold out to Spotify.

We haven't done any of these wild accusations. We are still recording the duck call room. We thank you for your support. And while you're there, you leave us a nice little rating or reply us, you know, give us all that. Look, and we may even start like if you leave us five stars, we may go read the reviews you put on it. You leave us one star. We ain't talking to you again. I'll read that actually. I think that'll be hysterical. I've always wondered if we should do like a like haters mail segment never read their name because we don't want to give them any credit but just let the people show that you know start a feud yeah like i'm good now it wouldn't be that bad probably not too terrible bad but anyway so yeah check all that stuff out the rate review that's how

more people like you find us and the more people that find us the longer we sit in this chair doing this and we don't have to upset anybody and call it quits earlier or something we're quits early. I don't know. I thought we would be done after 20 episodes. What, Hunter, episode number? 263. Yeah, there you go.

What a professional. How many? 263. 263. That's a good-looking fellow right there. Size's been staring at the sloth on this card. Hey, that's a good-looking fellow, boys. Do you ever watch sloths on PBS?

Yeah. Have you ever seen? Are you serious? That has to be the most boring thing I've ever heard. Oh, no. No. Hey, they're fun to watch. Slow motion.

Everything is in slow motion in their world. Have you ever seen one of those in your dream of falling? Have you been like falling and the three-toed sloth reach out to save you? No. Grab me? Hey. Because you went by two. That might be in the next episode.

You went by too fast. That's right. You're going to have to start taking notes when you wake up on what you saw. I'm way more. I really hope it's a bunch of sloths attacking him and he has to fight them all. That runs him to the edge of a clip. But they're so slow that it's easy, but it's just this ongoing very, very, slow onslaught. That would be a fun dream.

Sloss don't make any sense. Have we heard back from the interpreter or not? I have not. No love from the dream. I got to say something about sloss though. Okay. You're the zoo officiata here. And that's where I want to go with this. Not to point fingers at any zoo that we might live closest to, but like they made this big deal about guess what the new animal we got is. Like the tiger sadly passed away. It happens. It's very sad. Uh-oh. But then like the new animal is a sloth. and the sloth is a feature

that's what they're trying to get me to go see and I'm like it's a slow feature yeah it's like it actually sounds like something Arzu would be good at taking care of easy I see I didn't want to go there

Arzus made some good improvements though by the way that's good yeah they got a sloth instead of a tiger now so if you're really bored you can go watch something be more bored than you are I said all right now I'm saying it we got to get another tiger called Joe Exotic got like 40 of them for sale. He's got to fund that presidential race somehow.

Yeah, from jail. Yeah. But yeah, I don't get sloths or why anybody would want to look at one. Or why they would be an attraction and not just like a sidepiece or something. You know what an attraction is? Feeding rhinos. That is an attraction. 100%.

We never even talked about that. Side note, me and Carter, we fed a rhino. It was 10 bucks. It was the best day ever. What did y'all feed the rhino? A carrot. That sucker got some jobs. Did he like it?

Oh, did he? like it. He told me thank you. He did not. Carter did. No, Carter. When we got done, Carter said, well, check that off the bucket list. The boy knows what a bucket list is. Apparently. He listens to the podcast. No, he does not. No, he better not. He's out on that. He'd be giving me way too many suggestions of way weird stuff to talk about when I got home. Unbelievable. That's wild. I need to find that picture of Carter feeding the, you know, it's good. But we are going to do things a little different folks. And we'd love to know your opinions down in the comments.

We're going to take our next break. When we get back, we're going to go ahead and jump into the inbox to see what you guys are asking. And while we're in there, look, got a question for you guys. If you have a really short kind of succinct question, go ahead and drop it to us in a voice note. Voice note. And there's a chance that we play your voice over the podcast.

So how cool is that? But be quick. But if it's not succinct. it probably won't get one. If it's too long, you went wrong. It would be like this. Hey, my name's John David. I'm from Westmanor, Louisiana.

I got a question for Martin. Is biology really that interesting, or were you just stuck there? Yeah, moving. Moving on. And then boom. An answer to that question is yes. I'll go ahead so you don't have to copy that one, folks. Come up with your own.

But anyway, we'll be back right after this to get in an inbox. We're going early on the inbox today. All right, so we go in emails early. All right, I got a new email in. Guy sends in a picture. Okay. He says, Hey, my name's Hunter.

I'm from Westmoreau, Louisiana. I work on this really cool podcast called the Duck Call Room. Okay. I do a great job. But he said, I'm interested in meeting ladies, so I go to movies,

but I can't choose which movie. I go to both Oppenheimer and Barbie and wear a T-shirt at the same time. Any suggestions? I would say he's got the look already. He's got the look. That's the look. I don't know what the problem is.

What's the hold up? So, Hunter, you just got to find yourself a girl that is in the movies as much as you are, because I don't know anybody else that saw those back to back. And I don't know anybody that drove seven hours to go see them. So we're looking for a movie aficionado for Hunter. Send us an email. I'll forward it to Hunter. And if you think we're being mean, Hunter, you can edit this out if you want to, but I doubt he does. And here's the other part of that. Ladies, look, here's where Hunter is in life. He had a girl

asked him not cut his hair. He didn't. And then she left him. And he did. Cut the hair then. He cut the hair. Sam. and cut his hair out of spite. There he goes. So if you wrong him, if you like what you see now, it's not good because he's going to change it up. We may have to interview him. Hunter's been on a whole episode before.

He has. And now he's just kind of in the wings. We need to get Hunter a microphone. We do need a separate microphone over there so that from time to time he can fire back at us. We love producer Hunter though. Oh, absolutely. This is all out of love. If I didn't have 17 kids, I would have probably went with him just to see what that's like.

Yeah. Hunter, I've been to Star Wars at midnight. I will tell you that. Did you drive seven hours to do it? Oh, 10 minutes. Yeah. See, that's my only question is he went. There's the disconnect.

He went to the movies in Texas. He may have met somebody there and just didn't tell us. Buckees is in Texas. Maybe that was it. But he did do that and he brought back Beaver Nuggets and Trail Mix. Yes, he did. You know, my hat's off to. good job hunter all right in the inbox in the inbox now go ahead the real inbox right geoffrey emails in

and i feel like i got to give sigh a chance to defend himself here uh oh oh huge fan of the show i agree with mostly all things uncle sigh the only big disappointment i have is black walnut ice cream he finally got some because you talk about all the time he said this thing tastes like burnt nutty and spearment, all mixed into one. Hey, Sire, you got some bad stuff. Hey, Sire, before you defend yourself, folks, we're still under construction here. So if you hear noise in the background,

which you're going to right now, they're jackhammering out of drain. So we can't stop them, we can't stop their work to do ours. But anyway, go ahead with the black walnut ice cream, Sa. You got, hey, it was bad. He got a bad batch.

He got a bad batch. If it tasted many, somebody had messed with it. it. What did he say? Minty. Minty. Burt.

Nutty and Spearmint. Yeah. I love spear mint. It's like double mint gum, yeah, yeah. I thought it was its own spearment. I don't know. I like mint chocolate chip.

Anyway. I got to be honest, the black walnut doesn't bring a lot to the party. It's vanilla ice cream with some little pieces of nuts. Did you see his face when you said that? Yeah. You don't like walnut. I don't mind.

just doesn't bring a lot to the party. It's not like when you add like cookie pieces or cookie dough or butterfinger. You're on a sugar high. It's ice cream. Yeah. That is the thing about ice cream, though. If I'm going to basically sin and eat ice cream because it's so wonderful for you, I'm going to make it count.

I'm not going to go with black walnut. Here's how I defend myself. I'm off black walnut now and I'm on, hey, chocolate bar. with vanilla ice cream where they just dip it in chocolate and let it freeze huh and I ate about four boxes a night

that's hey that's why you're out of bad dreams just a dove just the ice cream on the things dip it in that's got the little cardboard stick in it yeah oh yeah yeah okay now that ain't nothing wrong with that

yeah that's good that is big fan of that one yeah big fan of ice cream sandwiches not going to like that's why I was there's another good because they got that brand called my fat boy. I chuckle every time I buy it. Hold on. Well, here's a question for McMillan.

While Stone is not in the room. Okay. I can only ask McMillan this one because it was a question for Stone and McMillan. And it's time to open up and be honest. Thomas from Montana asked if we think Stone and McMillan secretly compete against each other to be the better sigh handler.

That is a good observation, but it's wrong. It's wrong? No, I'm going to tell you. And I mean, I'll answer the question. So, you know, I've been taking care of Psy since he moved back and since I met him in my Bible class that we had and I thought he was crazy and he thought I couldn't hear. And they said he could read lips anyway.

So I've been taking care of him since then. We became friends and then the show hit after that. And I've just kind of taken care of him. But Jay Stone loves Sye so much. And he takes care of Sye in a good way too. So I take care of Si on the road and different things that he does. Anything having to do with hunting and fishing and everything else, that's Jay Stone. That makes sense.

Wouldn't you say, Si, is that pretty close? Yeah. Is that a great answer, Cy? Yeah. Which one do you like more? That's a good answer. Because you don't want Jay Stone on the road. No.

Like, that's not. That's kind of like me and Jordan Summit for Willie. You didn't want me hanging here. You don't need to be here. Oh, you don't step in it now. You got my side man. No, no. Hey, man, I don't get mad.

That's right. Hey, why do you say he's such a people person? Yeah, that's why I said what I said. Because if you're in an event and you need to know and have proper details on how to get, this is your guy. This guy right here. This guy right here. Much better communicator, much better. Trained. Get you in and out of things.

And like, this is your guy. Now, we've all got our quirks. He brings home leftover food. That's an important part of a time. traveling celebrity's assistance job. Grab all the food you can't. You don't know when you're going to be home. You know that.

You don't. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You never checked a hamburger in a bag and put it on an airplane. That's crossing the line. It was just a few hours. I was still good when I got home. My wife said, what are you doing? So I'm starving.

What are you eating a hamburger? That was next to your dirty drawers. No, I was in a separate place in the bag. In the bag. under the plane. So it's cold. Oh, yeah. It wasn't that wrong with it.

It's cold up there. Hey, get on him for eating 72 ribs. Oh, those were fresh. We can't get on him. People in the comments love him. Oh, that hurt. Get on me if you were ahead. You're ahead for trouble there, but.

Turn it to me if you need redemption from the comments. So, Sigh, do you remember this? We did an event, and me and Jay both went with Sigh, and it was early on, and we were at an event. And the guy... Now, see, I would suspect this is awkward. before you go much more. Me and Jay? Yeah, just kind of

together. No, we get along great. No, no, no, no. We get along great. We love each other. I'm telling you, we are buddy, buddy, me and Stone.

Wouldn't you say, sir? You just don't get to eat in his house. Yeah. Well, that doesn't mean he doesn't love me. So we go on, this guy where we were having an event and then they brought a bus for us to stay in.

It was Brooks and Dunn's a tour bus. To a bus. Brooks and Dunn? Yeah. And then our friend Jay Graham now, our friend is the one who bought this bus and they said hey y'all can stay on the bus and relax you know while you're not out doing a meet and greeting event and so the way stone handled it was he walked up on the bus and there's two guys already in there stone is my security for the trip yeah he says

uh and phillips interference yeah he said i don't know who y'all are but y'all need to get off the bus he said you first and that was dr dean's oh He was like, well, I mean, with it. And he looked at the other guy, Jay Graham, he said, and you can go too. And he said, it's my bus. He said, well, then you can stay, but you still have to go. And me and Sae came on and it was awkward. I was like, what's going on here?

And Dean's was like, hey, he's trying to throw us off our own bus. That's doing an event with Stone. He's going to make sure that everything's safe and secure. There you go. See, that's what I'm saying. He's doing his job. They both have very good skills. They've got certain skill sets that you need if you're syside.

Stones includes butt whooping. Yeah, it's not even that. And he's quick to go there. Yeah. I'm not. And he's not scared to open carry on his hip. So he just really, you know. Oh, he's kind of, he feels, he feels better when he's packing.

Yeah, he's handy. So he feels better all the time. Oh, yeah. So he feels good all the time. I look over in his chair of Simon, like, yeah. What do you think I'm doing to you, hammer? You leave that pistol in a truck. You ain't got to bring it up in the way.

You may get on the wrong page on the wrong list. I ain't going to say that. He's got two lists. A good list and a bad list. And if the world comes to an end, there's a list that he's going to go and take care of some people. I ain't on that list. Oh, no. When the world comes to an end, I've already decided I'm going to work for Jay Stone.

That's where I'm just headed to his house. I'm like, what do you need me to do, sir? And then we're, you trained under him for a while, didn't you? I'm still tired. Still hurt. Yeah, I'm still sore. That's why I got fat. But to answer your question, we get along great.

Well, good. And on that note, let's take another break. We'll be back right after that. Alex is right there writing y'all up. I found something. I found something in the refrigerator. I was putting that back in the refrigerator. I don't know which employee eats those chocolate.

I found the exact ice cream you said you like. I found it. And I don't know who's it. Martin, who is this? I don't know. Maybe Martin. It ain't mine. You should not leave stuff in the freezer with me and Sire around.

I don't know, but here's what I can tell you. If somebody comes up missing it, there will be a company email, and I will be sure to tell them who did it. Human resources. So I did it. Anyway, more emails? No, when you leave stuff in the company refrigerator, I kind of borderline consider it like common law if you don't write your name on it.

Like it? It's for everybody. Look at it. You like it, Cy? Yeah. So Johnny D. I found ice cream. They're on meat sticks and ice cream. It's been a weird day.

I didn't have lunch. You going through something, old buddy? During the show. Are you eating your emotions right now? He's going to have some dreams tonight. These are pretty good. Anyway, Tristan, you know? Yeah, go ahead.

That's fine. Go ahead. Tristan is from Turner, Oregon. Yep, that's a long way from here. And there's a girl. Uh-oh. He really likes her. There's another chance we need Hunter with a microphone, probably.

Yep. No. As an active member of the dating scene. Yeah, because we ain't been there in a minute. No. But there's a girl he really likes. And my buddy dated her for a couple weeks. But they broke up.

Oh, the tangled web we have woven in Turner, Oregon. I think she likes me and I really like her. I don't know what to ask her or what to say. I just need a little advice. How old is he? I don't know. How many of our listeners trying to date girls that their buddy already dates or has dated? Is that not weird?

I don't wear. I mean, are there that few of them out there? Like, I mean, I guess somebody's buddy's always dated the person you're dating, but I don't, hey, ask him if he dated her for a couple of weeks, figure out what you're getting into. That's a good point. There's a reason why he's not dating her anymore. Yeah, it could have been her, could have been him. Odzard, whichever one you ask says it's going to be the other one. So, I don't really know.

Hunter, you got anything? Size out of it. Did your buddy date your last girlfriend who told you to? not to cut your hair? Not once. Not once. Not once. Hunter's never been down this room.

Okay. Nope. See that? I kind of agree because if I'm buddies with them, I kind of watch what they got into when they were together. And like that generally showed me enough where I was not interested. Like, okay, yeah, I'm out. Now, I had a good friend that had a crush on Allison.

Okay. Fair enough. Did they date when y'all broke up? No. No, that's not the guy that. you went out of it. No, no, I don't even know that guy. See?

That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. But I was like, hey, bro, just so you know, I hope you're cool with this. If you're not, I don't really care. But I hope you're cool with that. Like, something's happening here. Yeah. But, yeah, I don't know.

If he would have dated her, I think that would have thrown everything off. Yeah. It would have been a wrench in the plan for sure. But I don't mean, or if you like her, just go talk to her. I don't know. Invite her over, cook you a pork tenderloin dip it in some w sauce. You know, so what happened? That's all I got to tell.

He's going to know more when he goes and talks to her. Tip it into the W, though. I'm just telling you right now. She says, oh, that's gross. Then, you know, she ain't for you. That's true. Because that is not true that it is gross. It's fantastic.

No, you know that she's not for you. Yeah, 100%. So what do you think? He likes a girl. You got ice cream in your beard. I've messed up this whole episode about it. No, he'll get to you in a minute when it gets done. He ain't far from it.

You use Johnny Galvin's like. Body slimmer? Body slumber. Out of nowhere. I'm not sure where that has to play here. All right, it plays all the time. Body slam both of them. What?

What? I want him to ask the guy why they broke up. That's what I see. Go talk to him. He can let you know. And then talk to the girl. I mean, ask her what you want to ask her? Find out.

Be direct. Yeah, why so many people like playing around like a deer hunting? Just go up there and ask, man. Be a duck hunter. Because rejection hurts, Martin. Does it really? For a minute. Yeah.

Sa wrote the book on dating. I can't wait for him to finish that ice cream. Hold on. So you mean to tell me you never like had this crush on this girl. How did chocolate get on my computer? You never had this crush on this girl. And

you were like all psyched out about it and then you went to ask her and she was like no, pro, I'm cool. And that didn't hurt your feelings? I mean, hurt my feelings probably. But here's I never sat there and wonder. of the question anymore.

I was never one to sit on the question. Like, the worst they're going to say is no. Yeah, the absolute worst. And once you've been shot down, it's not that hard to get shot down again. Yeah,

just keep going. It's easier to get back up every time it happened. Yeah. Like, I'm just saying. He's a duck gunner. He likes a widespread. Just shoot up there, see what falls.

Shotgun approach, you know. I agree with that. It's a shooter. No. No. But no. I just, I wouldn't, because if you play out this thing in your mind of, oh, she likes me, what if she doesn't?

And you've just been sitting there six months. Setting yourself up. Somebody who did like you, like you had blinders on to. That is a good point. Like, just go. Like, carpe diem. Yeah. Well, we got Latin in here.

Yeah. Heck yeah. Dead Poets Society, man. That's a good movie. If y'all need something to watch. That's an old one. Better than Barbie. Oh.

Ha ha ha. I haven't seen that. I just heard it's. Try that in a small town. No, I'm just kidding. There's our Jason Aldeen reference. Yeah, what do we got to say to get that kind of treatment? Because everybody is all about buying that song.

What, Jason? Yeah. Oh, you just got to act like you're going to be canceled. And then the next season is not. I've been saying stuff that should have got us canceled years ago. I know, but they die on the editing room floor. That's not true. Yeah, that's true.

Hunter released the archives. We'll go back up to number one, quick. Quickly. Quickly. Just kids won't be able to watch anymore. Yeah, I'm kidding. you're not a news you're not paising sire like it if you ever need sire to be quiet hand a boy ice cream

bar because for nine minutes and four seconds he ain't said a word that's on me guys when i saw it i said man sire's really going to like this it's going to get him excited and he's going to have some crazy story i did not take in the fact that it's frozen and you got to eat the whole thing immediately before it melts onto my computer um so my bad i didn't do it oh i thought you said no i might have done i'm not very clean need her. I need a towel. Anyway. All right. Well, hey, look, drive us a comment. If you like the emails in the middle

of the show you want at the end, let us know. But let's take another break. We'll let Cy finish his ice cream. And we'll come back and finish on a high note. My bad gang. How tall is JD? 6-3. Somebody emailed that in too. Well, see, but that's the kind of question you could do the voice notes on right there. How tall is JD? The seat, short, succinct to the point, he's about 6-3.

I'm 6-2. When I wear my Jordan's from 6-3. There you go. But Lucas, that was from Lucas. But see, the problem with that is, that was the first part of the question. The second part of the question is, I like this girl and her older sister's dating my older brother. And we both like each other. What do I do? You both like each other.

Go date each other. It doesn't. He didn't want to get beat up by his brother. His brother's dating his sister. Don't make a difference. Oh, his sister. How small of towns are our listeners live in? Time out.

Don't you be talking about. Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't be talking about brothers, marrying sisters. That's normal. Try that in a small town. My mom and dad did. I know. Well, I'm here today. Wait, wait, you need to clarify that.

Yeah. What happened? The Owen brothers married the Howard sister. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's why me and Heath got the same grandparents. People are like, the same too? I'm like, yeah, it's really kind of more common than you expect.

Is it? I don't know. It makes sense. You're dating somebody's older sister. You got a younger brother. You're like, hey, she's got a little sister. You should go say, hey. boom you know they work why wouldn't they work yeah hunter's great grandparents did that he's chiming

in but i don't see you standing under a movie poster wearing a pink t-shirt so yeah apple far fiddled boom something about a tree something about a tree i don't know apple far fell from tree yeah i don't know anyway but uh lucas does say black panthers are real anyway that'll get him points shoot you shot bro Lucas go date her yeah what i don't we weren't doing emails here but yeah but i i read them i do you know that would actually be like your older brother could like drive you all and stuff that's kind of cool though it's great look you don't have to go to 47 Christmases yeah y'all always end up at the same place you always end up in the same place however if there's a falling out things are going to get weird

yeah that's what i was thinking any fallout then it gets weird yeah that'll be a weird wedding your older brother's wedding will be weird weird wedding yeah if y'all break up and you're best man and she's made of honor those things that walkout is going to be a different song buddy so I got a feeling. Just went 2008 in here. Anyway, that's, yeah. There you go. There you.

I don't know. Sigh. Back to Sye. Sys, okay. He's at his ice cream. He's drank his tea. Where are you at? You live in your best life, ain't you?

Y'all get to been up on Shate, but, hey, dating these women. I ain't been on a Shade. If you get back on the horse and keep going, boys. I guarantee. There's a pond full of them. It's a pond full of them. Biggin too. Yeah.

Big pond. Oh, what does you? That jackhammer loud. It's not a jackhammer. A saw. A concrete saw. No, it's a jackhammer now. There was a saw tearing out the floor over there.

And I was like, oh my goodness. During the break, I almost. Oh, yeah, that's doubt. They weren't wearing earmuffs. They're going to be like sigh here. I'm like having PTSD from last summer of renovating my house while my wife's pregnant with twins. Like, I've heard all this noise way too much. You can identify it.

And now I have to hear it at work this summer. I don't know what that exactly means, but it makes you want to go home. Like, you're like, no, I've had enough of this place. We're not close to that point, yeah. I know. We're not anywhere close to that.

But that's what it makes you want to do. Because, like, last summer it made me want to stay at work, because I didn't want to go home and listen to this. But, like, it's just, it's wild how times change. But, oh, man, it's wild around our house for sure. Then babies got all four teeth on the top. coming in at once. Both of them,

they have lost their joyful spirit. Are they rough right now? Oh, man. They, yeah, the slightest thing makes them mad and like, then they, now apparently they're at the age where they learn empathy, so when one gets to cry, and the other one does too,

and it's just everything. They're teaming up on you. It's in stereo. That's competition. That's not empathy. They're just seeing who could be allowed us. And they are mean to each other right now, too. That doesn't change.

Oh, man, they take, they snatching stuff from each other. and like that's my toy that's my mama they don't fight over me shocker but shocker yeah i saw y'all shooting a bow and air the acu bow yeah they like they like watching the uh they like watching the fish jump out of the water and you shoot at them they don't really care if you hit or miss they kind of just like watching the fish jump out of the water so that's good for me because i'm not a very good boat fishing shot apparently um but who to who to thunk it right not my not my cup of tea not my cup of The only video game that size, like playing on the TV or whatever,

that he was ever good at was Tiger Wood Golf. Which one? That's fun. Like on the Xbox? Yeah, that's fun. He was good at that game. I bet. No, he played a...

I pulled a, what was the guy they called him, the shark? Greg Norman. Yeah, Greg Norman. I pulled out of where instead of going down the fairway, he looked, and they says, surely he's not going to do it. The commentary says, surely he's not going to do it. it because he had walked around the greens like you know

he had to go down a fairway in this time he just looked across he said can I get over them trees and this was in one of the playoff deal and the commentators was saying surely he's not going to try this this is a video game of real life

no no this is real life Greg Norman did it for real so sigh learned it and did it on the game and I did it on the game me and my son would do it I mean, wait a minute, why go down the fairway? Let's just see if we can get it over the treats. Yeah, because that's how you'd play real golf.

Yeah. That's why you play it in real life. Did you use the power-ups and a spin and all that stuff? Oh, yeah. Oh, you wouldn't know good at that guy. Oh, no. No, no. Hey, we got where we could hit them further.

Oh. All right, I'm serious. I'm aware. I thought I was really good. And then Xbox Live came out, and I played some boys without all the power-ups, and I realized I was outmatched. Oh, yeah. Well, if you practice on it, you can get, you do some wild stuff with it.

Oh, yeah. No, I played it. Because we pushed it, me and my son pushed it to the limit. I'm talking about it. Now, I would have given anything to walk in and watch you and Scott on Xbox or PlayStation whatever your day. It was serious business. Y'all get mad at each other?

Oh, what are you talking about? Serious business. Did you all ever play for money? No. Oh. No. We should bring one in here and see who we. for money.

You're going to have to go get like T. Woods 2008 or something. I still make it. I know, but they probably doesn't change so much. You ain't going to be able. Oh, it was on the Sega. My attention span is not. It was on the Sega, Martin. It was on the Sega?

Yeah. Oh, that was really old then. That's like going to the driving range. Going to drive range is fun too. That is fun because you're not worried about. I ain't worried good at golf. You just want to see how hard you get. No, that's why I talk.

Golf has been such a rousing success. Yeah. How far you can hit it? They serve you food and drinks and you're at a driving range. Yeah, sign me up. That's easy. I hit one one time, 300 yards. That's a true story.

On Tiger Woods. I'll validate. He was in Florida and Hurricane Ida was about to hit the next day. Negative. Denged rabbit. The dantsin rabbit is true. 300 yards. We were scrambling and I was in the woods, shocker.

I said, so I'm in the woods. So you need to hit one down the middle. Just hit it easy. And then he did the opposite. I said, nope. I said, hey, we're going for the goal. And he said, no, just hit it easy right down the road. I said, nope, I'm going for the goal.

And if we was on it, there was a sand trap and some pine trees come out on a no in front of the sand trap. And I said, if I can just get it over the trees, I'll get over the sand trap. and it'll be perfect in the fairway. And you hit a 300-yard drive. Oh, hey, I just as hard as I could swing. This is how I know it was his ball, because he drew a little face on it, you know, with a marker.

Everybody marked a red marker. So when he hit the ball, everybody was like, that's a good shot, you know. And we went down to go find it, and it was further, further, further than we were looking even further. How close was a concrete to where y'all went to go look for? Oh, let me tell you, this thing took a little, cart path ride.

No, sir. No. Some kid that loves Sai was watching from a distance, ran out, grabbed it and threw it. No. Because look, we're down there, y'all, so we're going and I said, okay,

I said, I think it went in the sand trap on the other side of the, no. So we go over there and I drive around in the golf cart. Mm-hmm. You know, no ball in the sand trap. We go by the 250-yard mark. Okay, and Phillips said,

I'm telling you, I think, I think I see your ball way down there in the middle of the fairway. And I said, Philip. I said, we just drove by the 250. That's another 50 yards down there. I said, that's 300 yards. I can't hit a ball on a 300 yards. Correct.

I said, that ain't it. So we look to all the places. Downhill? A little. Yeah. A little. So look. He don't swing hard enough to break a pain.

I'm telling you. Oh, no, no. I was just looking on my phone from that video from Calvert when we filmed Duck Dynasty out there. Oh, no. Now, he hit it hard. No, no. And I hit it, I hit it perfect. But anyway, so we finally go down there and Phillips said, hey, turn, let's pick that ball up.

I looked at it and I said, oh. Well, that's against rules. There's my one door. I said, hey, there's my little. That's a two-stroke penalty. There's my little happy face. That don't matter. I said, hey, there's a kid already threw it another 50.

There's my little happy face that I drew on it. Yep, yep, yep. That's it. I said, all right, guys, come over here. Everybody get up here and you hold up three fingers. So we took a picture of all four Those three fingers I got that picture

Yeah we showed Jason I said Jason there's proof that I hit it three on yard He said what four guys holding up three fingers I ain't no proof I said yeah it is you idiot You know he said hey I break off every day Y'all and he said I bear Willie Either one can't hit it 300 yard

And I said well hey I hit it 300 Oh that's true That's true 300 yard drive 300-yard drive right down the middle. Go ahead and put in the comments if you think that actually happened. There's a lot of things that's impossible here. When we played for the show for Doug Dinesy, we...

That's what I'm talking about. When we played light golf, that was a video I was looking for. Hey, we played at night and I knocked the light out of the golf ball. Mm-hmm. Turn the lights out, Jack. The ball had a cover and it was lit up. There's a little deal on the inside that when you hit. hit it, it lights up.

Yeah. Except size was already lit up. I hit it too hard. I knocked it out. You knocked the light out? Knocked it out. I believe it. That's all you hit.

Probably went 500 yards. Okay. Well, that's much. Anyway, is there a Bible verse coming about like being dishonest? Let your light shine. Is there forgiveness for storytelling or like, what do we, you know. The Lord said let there be light. Remember each of your words.

Inside knocking out. One day you will recollect them. The Lord said let her be light and I knocked it out. No, actually the burst of the day that I saw today actually super intrigued me and made me think Ecclesiastes 710. Oh, that's a good one. What was it say? I don't know. I was about to be really impressed.

Well, I love Ecclesiastes. Yeah, it is. The whole book. Do not say why were the old days better than these, which we are all very guilty of, especially this day and age, for it is not wise to ask such questions. And it just has me thinking, you know, we can all look back, man, it would be so much better. Let's go back to the good old days.

It's what it's saying not to say. Yeah. But it's saying let's push forward and make the future better than what today is. I think that's why it says don't. Are we not? I mean, we are kind of in the good old days for a lot of things. Yeah. Now, some other things, probably not so much, but for a lot of.

Well, every morning I wake up is a good old day. I guarantee you. Me too. Anytime you're on the right side of the dirt and the Lord, that's a good old day. That's it, boys. That's right. You know, that's just the way we live life. But look, hope y'all like the new format.

If you hate it, let us know in the comments. And that's fine. We'll keep changing some things. Look, it's 263 into it. We're kind of broke down on the same routine ourselves. We need something to keep it mixing up and keep it interesting. That's why we're going to find out what y'all have been up. that's exactly right and you know if y'all've hit any 300 yards at 72 you know let us know we'd love

to see it so absolutely you know yeah prove it if you can so i'm gonna have to get a lie detector in here and prove them we are but i i think he legitimately believes he did yeah which is a problem hey no he really did he did i'm telling you i know i mean i'm so says his personal assistant that's why you're a great assistant. Remember what I was telling you about the difference between you and Stone? Stone would have said, no, you didn't. You said yes, you did. Everybody needs a yes, man. Everybody needs a no man. So I's got them in both of y'all. But we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.