Duck Call Room - Uncle Si's Last Dance with Mary Jane

Episode Date: May 26, 2022

Si Robertson is no flower child ... or is he? Martin makes fun of John-David's pitiful Tom Petty knowledge, Si is a huge fan of "American Idol," and Godwin will wreck his truck air drumming to Rush. The boys debate the flat Earth theory and whether Taylor Swift ruined country music. John-David asks listeners to flood the Buc-ee's email to get one opened in West Monroe. Si is full of bull (stories). And Martin drops some major wisdom about temptation and managing your finances. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What? What is it? This is the year 2022. We still got people saying the earth is flat. Oh, we ain't still got them. They're growing. I think that was more of like a 2018 thing. What's the agenda? They're trying to prove that the government's lying to us by telling us the earth is right. Duh.

But they're, the government is, they got to believe, you got to believe in the Luminati, if you believe in the flat earth. I don't know what Luminati is. Go downstairs at Denver. Bum, bum, bum. What? No, Sigh, so you don't believe, you're not buying into the flat earth? Have you watched any documentaries on it?

No, I ain't watched no documentaries on it. But hey, look, you know, the earth is round. So flat earth ain't made it to PBS. It ain't made to PBS yet. They're self-funded right now. No, that's the government. The government ain't going to tell them the truth. They feel funded it, trying to figure it out.

out, I guess. I did watch the document. So what if it's flat? What's the big deal? Yeah. Well, you can fall off, I guess. They scare the, they're going to fall off. Well, wouldn't they be a wall?

I don't know. I've never been to the ends of the earth. It's always been a circle in my head. Oh, we can fall off. That is if something in physics change. We could fall off the earth? Yeah. Even would it be around?

Oh, he's saying if the good Lord gets tired of it. Oh, yeah, and the moon gets too far away, and we ain't got no gravity no more. We just... This unseen axis... We're going to go tumbling. This earth is rotating on. Just like that book I was reading on gravity. Oh, yeah, we're going to fall, all right?

The whole planet's going to fall and burn up in space somewhere. Did you hear about Goblin's book? No. My book about gravity? No. I just can't put it down. You can't put it down. You can't put it down.

That makes my point. Great. Hey, he can't put it down, boy. What happens if you drop it? It goes up. I don't know. You don't know. You don't know that?

You can't get rid of it. You can't get rid of it. That's right. He don't know that. Gravity in my life is undefeated. Like that limbo champ that went into the bar? He walked into a bar. He lost.

Oh, my, ma'am-a-ha-ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-old-a-old-old-a-old-old-a-old-old-a-old-boh, don't tell me. I know it. I don't know. Arkansas? You're right. Yes! Yes. Well, that's where Noah put his bees.

What? In the archives. Oh, boy. No, no, I looked out the ark and saw. Yeah. There you go. There you go, goblin. That's courtesy of my nieces right there.

Good one, good one. He looked out of the ark and saw a lot of water. There's a lot of water on the earth. No. For it to be flat. There you go. I don't get it. I don't get it.

Yeah, they wouldn't be. So, wouldn't it be hotter? but if we're a dome we discussed this thoroughly for about the first 15 minutes of sitting in here what are we sitting on? I don't I'm hoping the good Lord's holding us in his hands

Like a table? I think we're still floating I think we're just more of a disc than we are I watched the documentary and was very competing Oh don't get it around Joe Hannah dog

here catch it Wait what My hang is on the axis That's not what the flat earthers say Well hey I'm just saying what the scientists say. I understand an axle. They're lying.

I've got two of them on my pickup, and it's got two tires on each side. Okay. We can fly around this earth. I got a new truck. It ain't got but one axle. But you can't go to the South Pole, I think, is their claim.

You can't get there from here. That's a lie. Has anybody ever been to the South Pole? Well, of course. I thought, like, what was it name? Edmund Hillary or something like that? I don't know. Did he come back?

I don't know. They probably fell off. That's it. That's what I'm saying. No, he didn't fall off. Maybe he got hit by penguins. That's right. Hey.

Guy, there's a lot of penguins down there. Nothing else. Has a human ever been, man, there's a lot of weird Google. He'll tell him what kind of ads you're about to get. Has a human ever been cloned on Mars, swallowed by a well? Yes. Taxidermid. Taxidermid is on there.

Next thing, you know, you're going to have a sticker on your, computer. It says birds aren't real. They're not. Hey, well, hey, look, they already got that because our scientists say a quail can't fly. What? Yeah. You don't know that?

Oh, you've told this story. Whenever you go kick on, they're like, ah! Yeah. I need to take them over at the Purvis, Mississippi, to a long-leaf plantation and show it. Okay. So do you think birds are real? They're not. They're real.

I eat them all the time. No, those birds are fine. It's the pigeons that aren't real. Pigeons aren't real. Birds, just in general. The government took them all out. It's all drones. That's why they sit on power lines.

They're charging. That's a good one. That's all I'm saying. It makes sense. I like it. Battery charges. Yeah, that's why they sit on power lines. That's it, boy.

How come them dumb ones to keep flying into the windows? There are, you know, glitches. Glitches in the system. A lot of conspiracy theories, aren't they grand. Somebody has been to the South Pole. So now I'm like, I thought that was your thing, people. There's a United States flag on the South Pole. Are you sure?

There was one on the moon, too. Ah, that's a good point. Maybe I am a flat earther. Martin, you just convinced me to dive into the... I will say this. That's the problem with documentaries. because whoever's making the documentary is going to, it's from there, and they will confuse you.

Like for like 10 minutes, I was like, I'll let your job. I'm in, I'm a flat earther now. But then the flat earther thing is so bad. By the end of it, they prove themselves wrong. They did a whole experiment and they're like, uh, that can't be right. And I'm like, no, that is that you got yourself, bro.

You tricked yourself here. Like they did a whole thing and it was like, oh, yep, earth's round. And they're like, oh no. Now we, now they had to prove themselves. wrong. So they're like a really good defense attorney. No,

a really... In a court. Bad one, I guess. But they had you, though. You have reasonable doubt. Oh, for just a minute. I was like, whoa, what if they're on to something? But then I was like, nah.

Them's the people that get boys off on murder charges and stuff. Because they're good at painting a picture that ain't there. Yeah. That's the one. That's why I don't trust documentaries anymore. Well, you got to think about it. Somebody's paying for it. and it's the people that want to prove their point.

Exactly. Yeah, it's not really a documentary. It's a story. It's a... It's a... Their viewpoint of what really happened. No, no. Yeah, because...

That's the same thing with theories. Our scientists come up with theories about stuff. Okay. But then when they look at the evidence, that theory will not hold water. Sometimes, yeah. Sometimes it don't. Sometimes it don't. Sometimes it does.

Okay. I want to watch Carl Malone's version of The Last Dance. Because that was just Michael Jordan talking good about himself. I want to hear people that didn't like him talk about him. That'd be more interesting. I thought you was talking about Tom Petty's Mary Jay's Last Dance. Who? Did Tom Petty have a documentary?

No, he just has a song. Marri Jail's last dance. I don't know that one. I just watched the Chicago Bulls one. that's a song you've heard that song a million times a million times JD a million no way you have that's right

you have not got Tom if you have we're gonna have to seriously question your continuation of this podcast that may be grounds that's a creepy looking video I'll tell you that oh yeah that's kind of weird like Alice in Wonderland kind of stuff what's her name of island

rabbit rabbit down a rabbit's hole All this has stuff, okay? Yeah. Last dance from Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain. I have no idea what we're talking about. I just don't. I'm out.

He ain't there. It came out in 1993. Why does this say? Because this doesn't, okay, I'm hearing what you're saying, and I'm catching on what the song's about. And it says the genre of this song is alternative, pop, rock, and children's music. This doesn't sound like a children's song at all. Why not? I don't, it just doesn't see.

You know it is. The flower children. Oh, boy. You are a product of the 60s, sir. Well, I'm from the 60s, but I ain't a flower child. Is that what they called those people? That's what they called back in the doubt. You know what?

You know what those people ended up? Flat earthers. I begged to differ. What? Judging by your shirt and your hat, you're exactly a flower child. Well, hey, now that you brought that up. Fire General.com slash outdoors. I am doing a new project, okay.

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Yeah, that's right. I like this idea. You can order some for a nominal fee. Oh, do I get to use like Uncle Sioux 20 for 20%? I know. Hey. What the heck are you good for then? 50.

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I was like, oh, that is that song. So yeah, I've heard it. I just don't know the words. It's good. Does anybody know the words? That's a good song. Yeah. Lyrics.com.

Lyrics.com. Those words. I'm sure if you put on like Spotify and click on lyrics, it'll pop up. Oh, speaking of that, everybody watched, uh, no. American Idol last night? Are you kidding me right now? Is that what you just asked us? What did he say?

No. American Idol. That's still a thing? Yeah, still a thing. Did you watch America? Yes, I did. And, hey, and I chose correctly on who was going to win it. You voted for?

No. You texted in your vote? No, I didn't vote. Wait, it was like the finale? Yeah, three hours, four hours. You watched American Idol for three hours last year. About sleeping. 8, 9, no, 8, 9, 10, yeah.

Gally Clarkson. It's a three hour. Who? Three hour finale. And you watched it all? Yeah, I watched it all. It was great. Well, tell us, who won?

Well, hey, Noah. Is he any good? It was between him and Hunter Girl. And I looked at it and I said, well, Hunter Girl is a, really a professional artist, okay, with songwriting, and she's very calm on stage. She's got it all.

She's very talented. So I said, well, okay, Noah was a little younger than her too. So I said, hey. Did he have a boat? Did he have a boat? A boat, no. But he may have a song later about a boat.

Hey, yeah. Noah Thompson. Is he, what? kind of, is he country? Country. I've noticed American Idol is taking a strong term into poppy country music. I'm about to say, but country ain't country. Can we go down that road?

Yeah. Like it used to be. Country music, ladies and gentlemen. If you listen to a country song backwards, would your wife come back and your dog come back to life? Well, today they don't even sing about that. Oh, they don't? No, now it's just, you know, cold beer.

tan lines short skirts and god bless the troops there's your country music in 2020 and i do say god bless the troops people people driving tractors they wouldn't even know how to put it in drive it's a problem then there's songs about just hey buy some dirt what yeah buy dirt that's a luke brian's song buy dirt now see he he buy dirt that's what he's done

well hey there you go he just bought him a place you buy you a bunch of land i That's a bad. You're doing best, boys. Yeah. I just don't understand what happened. It ain't going to get any cheaper. Whatever happened to, like, George Strait?

Taylor Swift. He still. You blame T. Swift. You have the floor, Martin. Take a shot at Taylor Swift. She's listening. Well, good. Maybe she'll write a song about me.

I can be something. Some day. Yeah. That's what happened. Yeah. They got to roping. No, I don't know. I think they just, I mean, good on country music.

for realizing there was a bigger audience than what they had. So they adapted to the changing landscape. Just not my thing. No. I mean, you know. All of the songs sound like one of my favorite songs, Parked Out by the Lake. 80 miles from Santa Fe.

By Dean Summerwind. Look it up. It's a great song. Yeah. And that is country music in a nutshell. Parked out by the lake? Yeah, 80 miles from Santa Fe. Yeah, they repeat the chorus a lot.

I like Alcany members name now. He sang a song about bass fishing. Bass fishing. Luke Bryan? No, I ain't Luke Brian. Bill Dance. Yeah. No.

Question four a living. He plays the guitar real good. He's real good with guitar. Oh, it's a famous singer that plays the guitar real good. We've narrowed it down here. Oh, him. Oh, Tom Petty? Yeah, I can't believe.

I can't believe. I can't think Kurt Cobain. I don't think Kurt Cobain ever played about bass fishing. Well, he's talking about, you know, because he's out on the lake. Oh, Brad Paisley. Brad Paisley. That's it. I'm going to miss her.

Yeah. That song has to do with fishing. Hold it. I got a bike. Yeah. I'm sure going to miss that girl. Yeah. I missed that one.

I ain't heard it. That's a great song. He's talking about duck blinds, all this good stuff. No, I think they just, though, saw a bigger market. Let's go for it. Let's go. For the money, boys. I believe they call it stadium country music.

Is it? Maybe. I'm more of like a... Stadium country. Like an old brother where art thou country music kind of out. Hunting Constantin, Saw, Row. Yeah, that's a great song. Yeah, money for singing in a can.

That's right. Down there in Tishamanga. Singing in a can, boys. Geographic all. You might run up on the soggy bottom boys. See, the soggy bottom boys is country music. That's blue gray. That's it.

That's country. That's where all the good musicians are. Or like Charlie Crockett is country music. Charlie Crockett is legit. Look him up, son of Davy. Yeah, but I mean, like, Stapleton is still good. Yeah, that is country music. He stays to the roots.

Eric Church for the most part. I don't know. He got outside of it a little bit, but then he went back. Oh, he came back in? Oh, yeah. I don't listen to enough music. He dove back in. See, because at one point, we all got phones that go straight to our vehicles.

And then you don't need the radio because the radio would play songs. No, I don't care what station you listen to. A song's coming on you don't like. Yeah. Even if it's Christian music, one of them songs, you're like, I get. I mean, I love Jesus, but this song. But with your phone, you just get to pick all the songs. But so I never hear new music anymore.

more because I just listen to what I like. There you go. Childish Gambino. No. You're all fat bag? No, that's sinful. Look at him. Look at it.

That's funny. Younger, younger guys. Younger Johnny D. Younger Johnny D. I used to listen to some rap music. It's all still in my head and I wish it wasn't there. That's weird. I listen, you know.

Hey, I look at rap music like country music. It all ended in the 90s, man. That's true. I mean, it just, that's where it's, That's where it passed away and bred something new. It evolved, as you would say. It evolved for sure. And it still evolved.

What about you, Sine? What are you listening to today? I'm listening to all of it. Okay. I ain't much on a rap. Fun fact about Siret. Siret. Siret, what's your favorite song?

Favorite song? Oh, good grief. There's too many of them. What's it? Dutteat Man by Uncle Sides? A lot of Garth Brooks songs. Aren't you a big, You're a big golden earring fan, though.

Well, no, no. Well, I don't know. Radar love. Radar loves a good one. That's a good jam. Do I know that? Yeah. Oh, he'd be it making reads.

Boom, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. I like that. I used to get so fired up. If I go back to all the greats. Okay. George Jones, Merrill Hager, Johnny Cash, all of them guys. Johnny C. You want to know what one of the greatest songs ever he is?

What is? Brandy by Looking Glass. That's a jam. Randy, by looking glad. Never heard. Yes, you have. We're going to play it the next break and you're going to.

Yeah, you're going to go, oh, that is a good song. I don't know if I've ever heard that. Oh, and all the dudes look like Si from 1972. They've got long hair and beards. No, no. Back in the 60s, okay.

That's when your best music came out. Why is that? It's happened. It's what every generation's. Oh, no. 90s, yeah. I remember Justin Timberlake before. I mean, no.

And then you move forward, coming to the 70s. Yeah. It's some good music. Rush. Oh, there's Gobbins, Jim. Guy. Rush, man. I believe that's three people making all that record.

Hey, hey, they was the smallest orchestra in the world. Who's that? Rush. Rush. Hey, look, I'm going to tell you one of the best things you can do in life. What's that? Is get in the truck with John Goblin. Throw on some rush.

Rush greatest hits. Start at number one. And just watch him play the airdrums. The whole way. It is one of the best things you can. If we ever give any experience away on this duck car, that needs to be one of them. Air drumming.

A rush ride with Godwin. You want to go fishing with him. It'll change your life. But you really just want to ride with him while he listens to Rush. Yeah, once you get to the boat ramp, turn around, go home. Yeah. I mean just listen to Rush the whole way. Don't even go fishing.

He'll be. He knows. every drumbeat on that thing. Do you really? Pretty much. Yes, he does. You're a rush for that. Pretty much.

They didn't have fans. Okay. Oh. I'm serious. No, no, no, they didn't. They were the original Tommy John. Oh, no, no, no, no. They didn't.

Yeah. They had some, I mean, die-hard. Now all our kids are Rush fans. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Johanna listened to them. Is her husband? I don't know.

about that. Hey, he listed me. She listed at home. I don't know about that. God, man. He might. Oh, man. Where are we going to go next?

Let's find out when we get there. We'll be back right after that. I'm going to play Brandy. I'm hearing us some brand there. Hey, you know when I'm on past Saturday? What I'm going to drive by? Buckees. Buckees, baby.

Eat a sandwich from me, Gabby. I'll get two of them. Give yourself a favor and don't wear a duck commander shirt. Yeah, no. Maybe you can get in and out. Spend $96 for me, just on anything. Get that little bag of dots pretzels. Oh, yeah.

Yep. I had some dots yesterday pretzels. I'm out and doing a cup of coffee. I had to go. And I'll drive on down to Florida. You go to Florida? You bet you. You go on vacation?

Yep. Toes in the sand. Toes in the sand, baby. Which Florida? Are you going to Alaska? Alabama or Florida? No, I'm going to Florida. All the way?

I'm going on down a little bit. Oh, well, you don't need to say, but people, you know, it's your vacation. No. Oh, where are you going to be? Over. You going to be on 38? No.

Oh, he's going to the, he's going, he ain't going to the redneck riviera. He's going to Florida, Florida. He's going to be down there with Luke Bryan and then. I'm going to the redneck part of, well, not really. There, it is much more redneck Bunch of chickens right beside Alabama

than it is for them. A bunch of chickens You're going to Key West? I didn't say that. That's a long way from here. There's a bunch of chickens in Key West. I know you can't mess with them either. No.

I think they're like the state bird. I take a picture of one in a Kentucky varied chicken parking lot drive-thru. So are you going to the beach this summer? No. Why not? Oh, why let go? Why would I?

wouldn't you? People like the beach. Look, the breeze. Gobin loves you. Way out under an umbrella. And a bunch of salt water. Martin got married on the beach. That's how much he likes it.

Martin got married on the bay, but you could see the beach. You could smell it. Would you get married in Alabama or Florida? Roll tide. See? That's what I'm saying. It's more redneck on the Alabama side. Especially if you go down that highway.

It was on the line. What's you talking about? What's that called Fort Walton? Fort Morgan. Fort Morgan? Florida, Georgia. I went to the end of Fort Morgan one time and felt like I was on the Wachita River the whole time.

Yeah. They had a good time, but that didn't feel like the beach. No, that's where the natural light flows like wine. Yeah. It was very redneckish. Good, see. I like that place, though. Yeah, I'm going to Navarre this year.

Navarre. I've been there? You've been there? That's a good one. That's a good little part of the world. Isn't it? It's too many humans. Well...

It's a lot of... They need like a toll booth. Weed them out. Well, yeah, stay shorter and then just, you know, less people at a time, but still get the same amount of people through there. Limited like three days. You don't need more than three days there. Like three, four days on the beach, you don't need more than that. I would agree with that.

Nobody needs more than that. Oh, really, you don't. But I'm going to stay longer than that. He's going to stay longer. Well, it might rain, you know. There is a lot of people. Well, how did that happen? Because when we were kids, there wasn't that many people there.

It didn't seem like it. But I guess there's that many more humans on this earth. You're going to serve fish? You bet you. I'm going to catch me some of sand flea. San flea. I'm going to tell Johanna, look, there's a big sand fleas. We're going to have a competition.

Who can catch the most of the sand fleas? That's right. We'll get all of us in the pool. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I watched it. I watched it in its shoulder. Tied come in and when it went out.

Did you eat them? They was everywhere. No, you used it for bait. Put them on a hook. Yeah. You chunk them out there. Well, you walk out there as far as you can walk. Then you throw you, and then you click your reel and you walk back.

Stick it in the sand. Take it in the sand. I'm trying that. I got a catfish rod I'm going to tear up. Go to take a big one. Always going to be a big thing. Everything in the ocean fights like you wouldn't believe. And they got big teeth too, J.D.

Yep. Everything. I've always wanted to go fishing at the bee. I'm scared I'm going to catch a human, but I'm going to try it. I do it at nighttime. You catch more. Or first thing in the morning. That's when you see, like, them fish running bait.

There ain't nobody getting to the beach to about 10 or 11 anyway. See, that's kind of my thing when I go to the beach now. All them people that are down there, you're like, wake up and you go look out there and there's people down there. I'm like, what y'all doing? This is a vacation. No, I'm the dobusters. I'm there to watch a sunrise.

You can do that from the condo? He watches the sunrise. Watch sunrise and he watched fish chase bait all the way down the beach. Then you realize, hmm, that might not. That's what I'm not. Yeah. When you see how much bait is in that water before the humans get involved, you're like, hmm. Yeah.

And the big bait chasers? Yeah. Something's always busted. Oh, yeah. Big bait chasers are out there. My coat kind of looked like a little minter. That's a big minter. Yeah, I got a big toe.

Especially if you look at the corns on top of them. But that's neither here nor there. I'm just glad my feet finally healed I went fishing in flip flots first time about a week ago Burn them Oh Did I burn them

To a crisp Yeah, buddy I had a sunburn yesterday It was one of them cloudy day sunburn Oh no Yep Bad news Yeah

The one you don't even realize That ain't burning I don't need no Sun tan lotion Yeah It ain't hot That sun come out about five minutes And then go back

Five go back Next thing you know You just blistered You're like Hmm Okay All right You're good now

You got that initial burn. Yeah, now they're peeling. They just itch like crazy. So if you see me scratching my feet, mind your business. I was Venice. Oh, no. Them trout were just, you know. We should have just stayed on.

But I'm glad we didn't since Stone cleaned all the fish. Mm-hmm. And he had a two-gallon bag just slammed full of filet. And y'all still didn't bring me one of them chicken. Oh, well, hey, look, we had too much going on. The coolest thing was... Got to drive right by. Oh, no, no, the coolest thing was...

Can't get there without passing it. Oh, no, no, the coolest thing, no. It's a red light, though. We went to a plantation to eat supper. Just ignored you. Okay. He knows he did wrong. There was a bunch of ponds on this plantation where this restaurant was.

He's still going to. So we had all the carcasses of the trout that's stone cleaning. Mm-hmm. And when we walked up to these ponds, Josh is grabbing them out of the big, like a laundry basket, you know, and feeding me. big alligators. And I'm,

what's that got to do with not bringing me no chicken? Well, hey, I'm telling you, that was the fun part. That was the fun part. He was too busy. When he walked up that pond,

boy, he got Robertson all around him. Don't he look at it. That was alligated everywhere. He's still telling it. I'll tell you, he was an alligator everywhere about eight or ten of them showed up on this side.

Then he went over here to this other one, and I was walking down towards the water. And it's got the duck, uh, weed that gawal like with seed on it

yeah it's right about that chicken I'm looking down in the water and this covered okay and I don't see nothing and about that time Josh walks up with a carcass in his hand of a trout

and walks down there and just a big about 11 footer comes out and that excited you so much no no I walk I walk way back up the bank and you forgot the chicken because you were scared yeah yeah I was scared

hey we're surrounded by Alligators, huh? Still. They're hungry. It's okay. You can say you forgot the chicken. Well, hey, look, we did forget the chicken. That's fine.

You didn't have to go through that story to tell me you forgot the chicken. Oh, no, we did. Because that was a fine. Just wear it like a man, so I forgot the chicken. That was a good story. I'll give a man. No, that's going to be a good video for the duck commander to run. So we got alligators, we got trout.

We got no chicken, though. Yeah, it only cost me a thousand dollars. We didn't catch any redfish. No red fish. Isn't that the whole reason you went down there? Yeah. No red fish, no chicken. No red fish, no chicken.

If you'd have stopped and got them chicken, you'd have caught you some red fish. No. That's karma. That's, yeah. That's karma. Chicken ain't done to do with it, boys. That's karma. All right, we'll be back right after this.

How come you don't see pigs and trees? How come you don't see pigs and trees? Because they're good at it. Wait. Because they're good. Pigs and trees. Hey, I don't get it. Why can't you see pigs and trees?

They're good at it. Because they're good at it. They're good at it. You don't see them. They're camouflaged. They know what they're doing. I don't get it. Back in 10.

He don't get it. Did you find it, Martin? No, I'm out. He's out, boy, she got out. I can't remember. It made me giggle. Made him giggle. And he can't find it.

It's going to make us giggle. All right, why did the scarecrow get an award, Godwin? Because he was outstanding in his field He was outstanding in his field Jacob from East Texas sent that one in Got him You got him, boy Anyhoosers

Dad jokes, aren't they fun They're all Why is there blood on the plow And rain on the scarecrow? I don't know Blood on the plow and rain on the scarecrow I know it's a song I haven't heard this and that's a song

I know it's a song Is it a joke? No Oh, there's no punchline. There's no punchline. But I got your attention. Just like him chicken. He got his attention.

Yeah. Just like him. Dang chicken. Dang chicken. Melody camp. That's who sung the song. We got a lot of emails, by the way, of people that are coming here and ask him what to do and where to stay. What to do about what?

What are they coming here for? Well, like Kenny. Yeah, big Kenny. Big Kenny. I don't know if he's big or not. Hey, guys, coming through the area in a week. Need a hotel. What's the best hotel in Westmore?

I don't stay at hotels in Westmoreland. Size house, Airbnb. Look it up. I'm kidding. But, I mean, like, we're getting a lot of questions like that, but I don't, I mean, I, I've never stayed at a hotel here. We got a Marriott. The newest ones are all about a hike.

All right. If you're looking for a new Westman Road between Thomas Road and Wells Road. That's right. I was like, huh. South Saturday. They were asking for my advice on what to do. I'd say keep driving. Go somewhere.

We're exciting. We had a couple on their honeymoon here like a week ago. Go somewhere till you hit a Buckees and stop there. Uh-oh. I'm telling you. You're out to Ed Welf. Ladies and gentlemen, once again, please email Buckees info and tell them they need to put one. Move down here in Louisiana.

Downing Pines exit in Westmore, Louisiana is the greatest place for a Buckees to ever exist. Buckys. Flood their email. I'm going to get this done with the help. You're going to get it done, boy. People that listen to this podcast. Do it now. Pause this podcast.

Pull up the email. You know what? I'm going to look up the email. He's going to look at it. I'm looking up Bucky's in general inbox. We're filling it up. Filling that, boys. Everybody, everybody, choose.

I am using this podcast for the greater good of myself. He had me at Buckees. And getting a Buckees in my town. Contact. Oh, man. We're doing it, Martin. Godwin, when do you leave? Saturday.

Saturday. I don't want to work there. Interesting. They got world records. How's that interesting? I just, everybody. Everybody's going on vacation. I said, everybody's going on vacation.

Not me. You going? No, but you made one critical error. What's that? We're approaching the time of the Robertson family vacation. You don't ever take that week off because that's like a week off at home. I did that. You know what?

I remembered that the other day. I was like, dang. All the Robertsons are going to be gone. Yeah, you find out when they're leaving and you go the day after they get back. That's right. Tips to a family business. I got more of them for you. If you need the tips.

If you need to know how to survive a family business when you got the wrong last name, hit us in that inbox because we can help you. My advice is go to a different business where you have the right last name. And there's always that backup. There's a backup plan. Because that's what our cameramen keep doing. Hey. They just keep going back to the family business.

They work for about two years, year, two years, and then they go back to the family business. one of them's a youth preacher, what I was about to be a farmer. I like that. So I went to Bucky's website, and they literally were trying to stop me from doing this. It said, hey, here's the, don't email us.

Look at this instead. But are you sure you would like to email us? Yes. And so you had to put your name in your email. Then it says, is this about new store openings? Yes, absolutely. But if you click, yes, it just shows you the new stores, and we're not one of them.

So people don't put yes, put no. Oh, now it's no. no no no oh man this is are you an employee no i can't ask somebody to do this for me yeah it's too much people you don't have to do it anymore you don't have to anymore they give me a runaround i mean you have to answer 17 questions before you can get an email i'm gonna find somebody that works there's email uh oh is this regarding real estate for a new bucky's look at i found it you found it boys go okay go to the website ladies and gentlemen one two two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, twelve, thirteen, four.

And on the fifteenth question, they're going to ask you, hit yes. Downing Pines, West Monroe, it's genius. And then send that. That's what you need to do. Thank you for helping me on my mission. You just keep doing it until they actually get it here on Downing's Road. Side, when you leave again. Well, hey, I thank me and stone ahead into Social Arkansas.

Oh, what are you doing there? Like Wednesday evening. We're going up there for something. I don't know what that is right now. Oh, there you go. Stone set this up. You're going to Searcy? Yep.

I've been doing my best job to not ever go back to Searcy since I left there. Wait a minute. What are you talking about? It's a most boring place on Earth. No, it ain't. It's one of the most fantastic places around. That's not Searcy. That's outside to the west or east.

I'm just north. We go up there on a little red river. That river doesn't run through Searcy. Oh, yes, it does. Real close. You go up there and you go down there and you catch all, we've caught 250 traps about two hours. It doesn't matter.

You're going to tell them to go somewhere else. Well, I don't. I'm tired of doing this. I always does. He'll go catch about 75. He said, we need to move. Yeah, we need to move. Well, hey, I was after different type fish.

too. We caught a few about 40 and I said hey let's go try some redfish well that was a little harder to find we didn't find it. You do it? But that's fishing. There you go. What did y'all do at night? We tried red fishing at night. Nothing? But the moon screwed us up. The moon screwed you up. Yeah. The tide was coming

in. How does that work? Something about the gravity. Something wrong with them guys standing on it. Yeah, something about... Wasn't flowing right. They messed it up on their land. That American flag was facing us. If it wasn't for that flag. It wouldn't catch the wind.

But you got to think about that. The moon tells the tide when to come in and when to go out. Gravity. Gravity, baby. Moon talk. Moon top. You have to verify your email. The lunar phase.

The lunar phase. You know a lot about the moon. Does it made of cheese? I know it's made out of Swiss cheese. You think it's Swiss? But hey, there ain't no rats up there. Would you eat it? Yeah.

If the moon were made of cheese, would you eat it? Yeah, I'd eat it. Wow. I mean, I'd cut like a big scoop of the dirty stuff. There's rats everywhere else. Why ain't there rats on the moon? Same reason. Ain't no humans up there.

Why? Or ever have been there. Why? Ain't no oxygen? Eighty-o oxygen. Oxygen. If it's made of cheese, it'd be plenty of wrath up there. I give up.

I don't know. I'm still trying to email Bucky. They do not make it easy to flood their email. Somebody's trying this before, and they stopped it. They stopped it, boys. Yeah, they put 15 degrees of separation. But if you're that committed, maybe they'll actually look at it. That's what I need you for, people.

Hey, what color baits are you selling the most of them? All of them. Green pumpkin. No one color, crappie bank. Can't take that. No, chartreuse. Why?

Um, yeah, chartreuse. Chartruce boys. Caj and Glitter. No, Caj and Cricket and Critter. That's what I got in today.

Those are the colors that are currently. I lo-key. I look at you. I look at you. I lokied judge somebody fishes with Caj and Cricket. There he is! If I go by their boat and I see that, I'm like,

nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Me and him can't be friends. There's a lot of people you can't be friends with you. I know. There's a lot of other options I'm going to try before I get to him.

He last resort, unless you're somewhere else. You go over in muddy ponds. Ours ain't that muddy, though. You don't need that. Oh, well, let's take our last break. We'll be back. Right after. All right, we're back.

And we're back. Hello at duckcallroom.com is the email address. Y'all be sure to send us some stuff in. Send me some email. I sat out on my porch last night and read like 150 of them. I did not. Just so we're clear. Just a Sunday afternoon.

That's a easy Sunday afternoon. It's an easy Sunday afternoon. I saw pictures of people's deer, saw some fish. That's what's up. Got some questions. A lot of people looked up that thing where the dude punched that bull in the face and killed it. I had a buddy called me so that can in fact happen. He saw his daddy do it.

He, no. We can have him on here. I'm interested. Good, great. Punched above. That's coming out of Caldwell Paris. That's where you're from, son. Good, Greek.

There you go. Punched one. What are you going to do when one runs over you and get, you get back up knocking the dirt off of you and he tries to run over you again? You punch him in the face and kill him. You get up and dust the dirt off of you again. The first thing I'm going to do is get out of that circle I'm in. Yeah.

Oh, no. Hey, he punched him and knocked him down. Good, Gary. That's a punch him. And the bull did not get up. And then his wife come out and said, you just killed $20,000 worth of breeding. He went from $50 down to $20.

What are we going to do? He said, call the neighbors. We face to have a barbecue party. Well, getting cheaper all the time. Size stories change. Well, you said, $50,000. Well, he said $50,000. Roll the tape.

Can we literally pause this and roll two? If you're able to edit this, Mr. Editor, please go back to the last episode and insert him saying 50 and come back. You just paid something like $50,000 for that bream bull. What are we going to do now? And we're back. I don't know what just happened. What you got in there,

I got two. I actually got two today. I told you all one. But I got two because I just saw one that said Bucky's Ministry, and maybe y'all will talk about this on the show. Avery from Waller, Texas, home to the second biggest Buckees until we get one. She's a junior at Texas State University. a part of the Baptist student ministry.

And she has two questions. She was wondering if we have any advice on how to spread the gospel to students on campus. Great question. And if we had $300 budget for Buckees, what would y'all buy? There's a lot of sandwiches. So let's start with spreading the gospel on campus. I'm the wrong guy to ask how to spread it in college because I was the antithesis of the gospel in college. I can just go in.

You don't think she should get a big piece of cardboard that says, listen to the dot call room podcast. That's probably not going to work. Define big word you use. Antithesis. Yeah. Antithesis. Driving around in a car with Jesus saves on it and you're going to

hell, that probably ain't going to work either. You're living like the devil or not. But the BCM is a good place to start. I remember I would go there for like Friday lunches and stuff. You'd get them super cheap. I love the Warhawks for Christ. Them dudes gave you a dollar lunch on Friday.

Yeah. If you serve people cheap food in college, And during the Lent, you got the fish fry. They will come through the door. You go to the Catholic people during Lent and eat fish on Friday. You feed them, get them in the door, tell them about Jesus, and they should see something different in you anyway. Absolutely.

So that's my best advice. Yeah, my best, yeah, I'm with you. The best advice I can give you is live it. Live it and feed them. Yeah, live it. Yeah, just live it. Watch to talk and walk. Yeah.

All right. And on to her second question. Now, $300 at Bucking. Let's go. What are you going to buy? $300 at Buckees. The biggest bag of Dodge pretzels I got. Biggest one.

That's pretty expensive. I'm going to go to that the small batch candy deal and get me some either chocolate-covered pecanes or almonds. One of the two. You got so much more time. Yeah. I'm just going to go. If I got 300, did I just burn the hole in my pocket? I'm going to start on one end of that sandwich dispensary and we get to the other one.

That's right. I must, The sausage is good, the brisk is good. I'm going to get 10 bags of beef jerky. Uh-oh. And then whatever I got left over, I'm going to go to that big turkey and try the exotic ones. I might get a really weird swimsuit and tank top just in case. Yeah.

Just because I got $300. I got a lot of little Buckees beavers, too. The little stuffed ones when they change them. Oh, yeah. Change them out. I got several of them. My kids want those every time. Yeah.

I love that place. It is a good $300. Anything else? if you're Willie Roberts and you come out there with a fire pit I don't know if that costs 300 or not Willie Roberts if he was in here and you had three he'd be like no you kind of up that budget we're going to we're going to bucky's yeah you back up to the front door and they'll load it with a

forklift I mean so anything we're missing got everything it's a everything I would get gas well actually now thanks to other stuff you can only get gas for $300 and then you're out you still ain't full Ah, let's not go down that road. Next email from Alexander. I like this email because the subject lines get me.

This one's subject line is, what's the wise thing to do? And I like a man who's asking others for, like that's, that is wisdom to ask others for wisdom. And you can't spell wisdom without us. Backwards. It's Chase from Florence, Alabama. He's 28. He's been thinking about dropping a line. to us for a while, likes us.

He thinks we do good stuff, so I appreciate that. He's currently living at a halfway house in Tuscaloosa, and he's graduated from the program, so it's time for him to move on. He's got a good job in Tuscaloosa and could possibly stay there, but he's not really financially stable. Don't really know anyone in Tuscalo, and it's been hard for him to step out of his comfort zone. He's been there a whole year.

Doesn't have many friends, so he's been thinking about moving back to Florence, Alabama, where he had some family, but I'd have to stay with my mom or grandma for a while to save some money. Yeah. Wisdom. What should he do? What do we,

not what should he do? What's some advice we can give him on what to do? Well, I don't know. I'd get out of Tuscaloosa in a heartbeat. I don't know. They do have that Dreamland barbecue there. It's pretty solid. That's pretty good.

Yeah, I mean, you got to, I, I don't know because I don't know what ended up ended up in the halfway house. That's true. So if going home is going to expose you to the world that got you to where you're at in Tuscaloosa, don't recommend going back there. Don't do it. If Tuscaloosa is what got you into where you're at right now, then you probably do.

You graduated program, but it probably is time to get the heck out of there. Yeah. So there's a lot of unknowns there. Remove yourself as far as you can from the temptation of that. old life because even though you've graduated it's still going to come calling and if you make it easy to get back on you it's coming back so um proud of you for sticking it out yeah way i wanted to read that so i wanted to say way to go yeah absolutely that's awesome for for sticking it out and doing

your thing uh doing your commitment to whatever got you to where you're at but if that looks like moving back in with your parents i would say if you're doing it to save money i think you're doing and save the, you're doing it for the wrong reason. If you move back in with them, pay them rent. Start building yourself financially up to learn what a budget is. Put yourself on, even if you're giving your mom $200 a month to live at her house. Yeah, she's going to give you a good deal. Start back by figuring out what that money looks like.

Because if you just go and save a bunch of money, you slap a bunch on a down payment, then all of a sudden you don't know how to manage your finances. So start managing your finances, even if you do move back in at home, by paying them rent, paying for groceries, doing all the right things. I mean, they're going to give you an aggressive rate, but you know where to go, and if home is the right place to go, then go there. But if it's what got you in trouble in the first place, stay away from it. So there's, it's a lot, it's easier to fall back into them traps than, than you think.

Yeah, I like that, Martin. And I would say, don't, I like a man who asks for wisdom. That's wise. But don't be like, don't look at that moving back in your mom and grandma's as like a bad thing. If it's to help you get on your feet, great. And I love what Martin said about paying rent and just, it's going to be a good rate. And that way you can get back to where you are financially stable and you're used to paying some rent. And then once you get built up, you can find and get a new job and make more money.

You can move into your own place and my own apartment. Yeah. Don't take a good job for granted. right now though i don't think you can move somewhere else and find one so it's if you need to stick it out in tuscaloosa stick it out there it's just yeah you know pray about it man pray a lot of wisdom comes from um from not much talking and a lot of listening so um so i you got anything before we well i don't know if if the friends you had got you into this but surround yourself with people you know that are looking to do good things.

Amen. Get plugged in somewhere. Yeah, yeah. Find a church and go there and, you know, start running with God, the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, and you'll be better off. Gobwin, anything? Goblin, haven't spent some time in a halfway house.

Can you? No, I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm going to learn something new. No, I'm just kidding. No, that's good. I'd say that plugging in, that's a big thing. Yeah, we've actually here had several halfway house people work for us through the years.

There's been people that have come and gone and, yeah, they were good. But, you know, we were certain to sharpen them while they were here too, support them and help them. So find you a fostering, nurturing place, wherever that may be. Yep. Hold yourself accountable. Absolutely. Well, thanks for the email chase. I'm going to send us out of here with a Bible verse that kind of had what Martin said in mind about whatever got you into that situation.

Get out of that. You're a new man. So Ephesians 4 22 through 24, you were taught with regard to your former way of life to put off your old self, which is being corrupted by its deceitful desires, to be made new in the attitude of your minds and put on your new self, created to be like God in true righteousness and hope. holiness. When you become a Christian, you're a new creation. Life should look pretty much different than it was before. So thanks for listening, everybody. Amen. We'll see y'all next time right here.