Duck Call Room - Uncle Si’s Long-Lost Dragon Jacket Is Back, Jack!

Episode Date: May 7, 2024

Uncle Si invites Charles Barkley to join him on Duck Call Room after hearing about Willie, Charles, and Larry the Cable Guy playing golf together. Godwin has planned a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday and will NOT share the details! John-David gets teased about his eccentric fashion choices, and Martin hopes that he can pick his neighbors once he gets to heaven. The boys do their best to answer a theological question, and a fan sends Si the coolest throwback gift maybe ever. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We ready to crank it, baby up? Sounds like you are, sir. I got to go back to work. All right, I got to thank you to go out for Gretchen, Joyful, the Jackalope, and family from Indiana. Say that ten times real fast. Nope. They was the one with the gumball machine lamp in the front yard.

Oh, it was a lamp. They emailed him by a birthday gift. Grab it, grab it, grab it. Welcome back to the duck call room. Oh, it's incredible. Yeah, that's good. Oh, it's the jacket. But look, it's sigh.

It's me. Oh, it is. Yeah. It's got a beard. It's a red dragon. I got my face on this baby. And a teak. Hey, look.

It wasn't the jacket. It was destructive. Got her, boys. Are you going to wear that home? I probably will. You need to walk in the old. Thanks, Gretchen and family. Um, fellas.

Hey, they got T-shirts for y'all. Yeah. Hey, coach. I was trying to hide them by put them in your chair and then Hunter come in here snooping. That's right. Hunter snooped it out. So we missed size live reaction, but just trust me, it was. Oh, I bust it out.

It was epic. This one right here has got my face on it. That's awesome. Isn't that something? Look at that. And I want to read what they do. Yeah, read what they said. Here go.

Got a woody on. I didn't even read the back. There's glitter all in the box, too. Look at the birds of the air. They need of soul nor reap or gather into barns, and yet your heavenly father feed them. Are you not of more value than they? Matthew 6.20 or 2-6.

Yeah. He's talking about worrying. Don't worry about nothing. Now, let me look at. And gunball machine. Yeah, because it goes on to say right there, why worry? How many more days are you going to add to your life by worrying?

That's a biggie. Zero. That's a biggie. I have a scarf with it. That's for Christine. Oh, dang. That's in the note. Yeah.

I was about to put this on. So, Cy and Christine can wear matching jackets and stars. He's got a scarf. Yeah. Carf goes to Christopher. Yeah. You need to take her out on the town now. Oh, we did last night.

Well, you need to go back and get all the dulled up and you need to run it back, he said. Run it back in that. Right in it back. Jacket, a scar. That's pretty awesome. And they do what size we were. There's no medium. T-shirts in here.

Hello. Me and my husband have been listening to the duck-haul room for a few months now when I heard the store of your lost silk

red dragon jacket, the gift-giver in me spring in action. I ordered a jacket and I began stretching out a side dragon which became

two side dragons which turned into T-shirts for the rest of the duck-hall room. You bring a lot of laughter, joy, and gospel truths

into a fallen world that needs every bit of it. Don't show him that. I appreciate it. I'm not going to read any more. Yeah, that's awesome.

So I what's your opinion on Butterfingers? Because the jacket... Brandon, Gretchen, aka Joyful Jackalope. And I can't even pronounce it. How do you pronounce it? Michaela. Michaela.

That is spelled. And Griffin and Cloud. Claude. Clod. Clow. Maybe their last name. Hey, also there's candy jammed in the pocket. Give me that.

You punk. I was like, why are, why? I didn't even check that out. What's in the pocket? You always check the pocket. You know, check the pocket. What's in that one? Something more butterfinger?

More butterfingers. I'm not a butter. You boys want a butterfinger? Absolutely. I won't 15. I want 15 of them. Can you have any of them going? How much sugar is in that?

This is the only way to start a podcast. I don't know, but look, it says gluten-free. Well, give me that. There's one way, there's one surefire way to find out how much sugar is if you eat it and then check your phone you'll know we hear alarms going off it'll go off it's going to sound like him tornadoes signs by the way this is a little low i think i'm all have some i'm out because i got to go back to work after this anyway before we get too far and thralled in today's episode look our thoughts and prayers are out with everybody oh good

that has been affected by the spinning clouds going through the Midwest Oklahoma Kansas I wasn't a Brasca. Wow, man. You, you folks took it on the chin. So, yeah. You said it earlier that you were too young to really even think about. Was it bad, that bad back when you was a kid? Well, I mean, really, like, that's what I don't, that's what I was asking side before we were recording him before Gobwin and Johnny Dee were even in here. I said, when I was a kid, was weather always this rough or was I just blissfully unaware? because I was a kid. I just don't remember this,

like as a part of my childhood growing up where we had to worry about tornadoes thunderstorms. So often. I think it was the same, but now there's just more information. Jared Floyd didn't come on the news when we were kids and say, hey, take shelter immediately

because they didn't know. Oh, yeah, we just have Freddie. Now it's like, hey, you watch it nowadays. They're like, hey, if you live in Indian Lake subdivision, you need to take shelter because you're about to give it. Like, they just know more now. Yeah.

Back in the day, it was like, hey, strap in, who knows what's about to happen? And we were all blissfully unaware of things. Yeah, you just got a tornado warning and then you hope for the best and hopefully one didn't come. But yeah, now you know. Usually we don't get them though. Yeah. But you know the address now. Like one of the guys that I've met through all this stuff, he's a big YouTuber flayer.

Like he's one of the Gugan guys and whatnot. He took a direct hit. To his house? Yes. Like, I mean, just destroyed his. Not to his house was on the other side of the property, but like his barns and where he keeps all of his equipment and all that, just leveled.

Just, I'm talking about just leveled. Like, now, you know, he's one of the fortunate ones that's got a very strong cash flow income, which it's not going to affect him much other than the cleanup process. That's going to take a minute. Yeah, and the insurance claims. But, I mean, there's so, when you see the power of them things, man, that's, that's. There was a car up there by Kentucky Lake. Yeah.

Where I was at? You know, there was one there a few years ago. Yeah, during the winter. And during duck season. The car is wrapped around the tree. The back tires are touching the front tires. And they're still in the tree? Yeah.

And wrapped it around the tree. That's what, hey, you don't realize the power. Oh, man. Okay, because there's a place in Texas and one went through there in the 20s. And it took a whole. town away. Yeah. All that was left was slabs of concrete, okay,

and it didn't even pull the PVC and pipes out of the concrete. That's what this one just did up there in Oklahoma. It was insane. Yeah, what was that town in Oklahoma? I can't remember. It was bad news. Yeah, it was a, it leveled that little town. Well, what got me about that one is a pretty good size town.

Yeah. And it took everything away and, like, like they didn't ever find anything of it. You would figure it would have dropped it out somewhere, but nope, it took this town away and there was, hey, never even seen anything now. Yeah, that's wild, man. You know where it is?

Hey, over there. I was going to say Oz, but it seems like. I don't know where it was. I mean, that's what happened to Dorothy. But driving through it, I had a weird feeling looking at just the concrete slabs. It was, this was. I've always said tornadoes are like,

one of the coolest things that happens on this earth. As long as they're in like a middle of a wheat field going across, like, as long as they ain't tearing up nothing but dirt. Yeah, but wheat's expensive. Yeah, I know.

But if they're tearing up dirt and trees, if they're just tearing up dirt and trees, man, that's a cool thing to see. It's insane to follow a path of one. And you see pine trees that could make great telephone poles. They're that big. And they're snapped.

at about eight foot tall. Yeah, just boop. I'm talking about everywhere it went, that little whip, I called it a whip, was just, snapping every tree that comes in its reach. Look like a giant bushhog went there. Yeah. Yeah.

Aren't they coming out with a new twister? Are they? They are. Oh, Lord. Yeah, I mean. You don't want to be in one. No, I want to see one. I want to see one, but like I said, like,

tearing up the wheat from like two miles away i ain't got to go get up in the middle of it like from two miles away that's what youtube's for man yeah i know but you're not there like two miles is too close oh i'll say we have tornado chasers yeah yeah yeah i kind of want to ride with them no but i'm kind of a chicken too you know amen but but it'd be cool oh wouldn't it be terrible thank you have to be a i'll pass on that he said nothing I'm a sigh. I'll pass on that. I don't want to test God's wrath.

No, no, no. I just think it'd be cool to see from a safe distance. But still, like with your own eyes. Yeah, that's not the same. From West Monroe, Louisiana. That's where I want to watch it from. Weather is, you know, could brew up some. Oh, it's gnarly.

Yeah, I just wish it around here it'd quit coming in the middle of the night because that seems to be the only time it comes. I have got no power. baking last night. Buddy. Wasn't that something? That thunder was for real. A big old tree fell down there by a country corner and took all our power out.

So you ain't got no power? Still? I don't know. I may have it down. I'll check. Wow. So your mask went off and everything. Oh, yeah.

It woke you up. No doubt about that. It did. Wow. I'm sorry. But it's just weird to be at the age where when the power goes out, we talk to our friends. Oh, man, yeah, you see a PAP machine. and cut off when that happened.

Oh, that's where we at. That's where we're at. Yeah. Yeah, we ain't talking. Never even thought about that until this moment. Yeah. We ain't talking about your Xbox one out or your TV went out. You was up the rest of the night.

You got to have that. We're breathing. You got to live. Yeah. Oh, man. I hold my breath at night. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up.

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Your power's back on. We smoked them. You smoked. Smoking. Smoking. Well, she did. I watched their catch me. That's good.

My old camera dude got in on some, too. Oh, Jared Livingproof? He found his hammered out to let me catch him. What'd you call him? That's his Instagram name. It makes me laugh. I don't even call him Jared. I call him Jared Livingproof.

Why is that? His last name is Proof? No. That's pretty cool. His last name is to- He's living proof. He says he's living proof of what Christ can do in a human. So that's why his name is Jared Living-proof.

Pretty true. No, he's, yeah, he's something now. The wind was highly. Oh, it blew all with you. We went to Caney. Ooh. Hmm. But you caught you some.

That's good. Is that what you got Ms. Paula for her birthday, a guided fishing trip? Yeah. She loved it. A man's made it. Oh. Well, I think I caught. I don't know how many we caught.

We brought home 27. But we caught a bunch of small ones too. Hey, that's enough. That's enough. I think I caught two of them. They caught the rest. What did you get Ms. Paula for a birthday? So, you know, since Paula and Brittany shared the same birthday.

I ain't got her nothing, yeah. It's tomorrow. Well, we're going to head down somewhere and go hide for a week. Oh, Godwin taking vacation. Okay. On vacation? Where are you going? Over there.

Galveston. Hey, there's a place you don't go. It's on a dirty water beach. No, there's a place you don't go once you've made it on TV, and it's Galveston. Yeah. Poor Galveston. This is airing a week after Trump. Charles Barkley just ripped all of Galveston, Texas, a new one.

But God bless Charles Barkley. Good night, Galveston. It is gross. That man makes me laugh. Man, he makes me laugh. Schlitterbond's cool, though. Is it in Galveston? Is it?

I don't know. It's somewhere. I don't. It's not San Antonio. I feel like we can't make fun of the Galveston Beach. No, we ain't got water you can see through anywhere in this state, so we can't make fun. I wasn't talking about us. I was talking about a lot of our fans go to Galveston.

Oh, probably. I've been to Galveston. Have you? I ain't ever been there. It is not impressive. We went to Rockport one time. Glenn Campbell liked it so much, he wrote a song about it. Have you ever been to the beach at Darbone?

Yeah. I'm out of driven by it. Yeah, that's Galveston. Oh, I ain't ever been there. I've never stopped there. I've swam there. At Folly Beach? Yeah, really.

Oh, it used to be the place to be back there. Well, that's probably before you was born. Back in the 1900s? Yeah. Back in the way back in the night. All the rednecks hung out. Galveston? Folly Beach.

Oh, my now. Folly Beach. We went to, when I was in probably the age you're talking about, we were always on the river, like at Long John's. Well, that's if you had a boat. Oh, yeah, because you can drive up to Folly Beach. You ain't got a, yeah. He ain't got a boat there.

No. That's a good point. I didn't even think about that. It's hard to think about. When we got a boat, that's what we hit. He went to the river then, upgraded, huh? Yeah. But the river beach would probably be a lot like Galveston.

I watched all river water at the same color. Very Galveston-y. Galveston is basically a river. And you can catch drum out of it too, just like the river. Yeah, so keen. Oh, man. Charles, you're a national treasure. And if by some chance you or any of your team listens to this,

there's always a chair in here for you, Mr. Barclay. Mr. Barclay, you're more of the, I've met Charles Barkley. I ever told you about that? Tell me about it. We were in, well, we. I was helping Willie. Willie was in a celebrity golf tournament and all the people that weren't that good at golf

T-off at the same time. So it was like Willie, Larry the Cable Guy, and Charles Barkley. Oh yeah, Chuck's trash at golf. Yeah, terrible. And I'm not lumping Willie in any of those categories. Oh, I was a caddy. Yeah, but he can't putt.

So it's fine. It was a struggle. Willie goes to T-Off and Charles Barkley just booed him for a good five minutes. minutes. It was hilarious. And the whole crowd, did they get involved in it? Who? Charles?

Yeah. Yeah, they were, I mean, it was a competition for last place between Willie, Larry the cable guy, and Charles Barkley. I think Charles won. Yeah, those guys are definitely not there for their golf prowess, but more for fan interaction and entertainment. That's what they're. And I got to hang out with Charles Barkley.

Every time we got to the next hole, he would want to sit down. Big Chuck. right up here. I was like, man, I like Charles. We're going to take a break here. No, big Chuck. He's special. That's, he's funny now.

He's phenomenal. But seriously, Mr. Barclay, you're always welcome in here. That would probably be, I mean, we keep shooting for the moon. Yeah. Shooting for the moon. But I'm for it. Well, hey, if you don't ask, you don't receive. Yeah, you never know.

That's what Jesus said. I mean, what's the worst thing he said? Somebody show him his clip and he said, no. That's fine. he wasn't going to come anyway. Well, you know, judging by his opinion on Galveston, Texas, I doubt Westman Louisiana,

honestly. Now, he may have to zoom in. He may not want to stop here per se, but... It's a good point. You know, but maybe. You never know. Hey, we make whatever accommodations

we had to for Chuck. They get that... Hunter, get on that. They get that bucky's over. He might come. All right. See, y'all go into the beach. and y'all are going to head east of the beach since the west beaches are out you going you're going to

you're not going to tell you this is no but i'm just saying you're going to stop at bucky's if you're headed east to the beach you see a bucky's that's not we're and we'll pass that and yeah yeah you get there's another down there too mm-hmm that's what i'm saying you you don't know how far i'm going no and i ain't trying to run boys i ain't going down there we're going to go down there and stay right where we stayed when you got married. Oh, really? There you go. Look at that bed and breakfast. It's a cold bed and breakfast. Spoiler alert, I ain't getting married again.

Me either. I'm done with that. I'll go down there anyway. Act like y'all. Do the same things. But that was a pretty, I forget what it's called. It's a old house on the beach. Really?

Well, it's between two big hotels, but it's pretty neat. It was like one of the first houses down there. You and Ms. Paula are going to sit there and sip coffee and do nothing. Got no schedule, huh? Yeah. You go play putt-put? We might. Right.

Speaking of entertainment, let me give a shout out to some people that have a movie going on right now in Westman Road. That would be the small-bonne family. Small-boned-sung hero. If you hadn't got nothing to do, This is a really, really good movie. And even if you got something to do, you can rearrange the schedule. Well, you need to go see it. It's very, very well put together.

It's their life story. I cried through the whole movie. Okay, number one. This is the new movie. The new movie. Okay, unsung hero. It's mainly about their family. Something that happened.

They had a bad break. Okay, they lost all their money. The father's business went broke, and they move from Australia to the United States and end up in Nashville. And it's worth going and seeing this is a true story about a family. And they go through some wild times, but God is always with them. And it's wonderful to watch what God can do if we get out of the way. yeah amen oh it's it's really a fine movie folk it's worth going and paying whatever you pay for you ain't gonna catch no disagree i thought you said they was from west monroe huh well no no no it's

it's showing no you can go see it over at the center mark what he said oh what tinseltown i was trying to figure out how they got from west monroe to australia back to no the only thing the only thing you can it was hard to keep up all i don't want to say you because you just you just said something that boom big screen saw. It's just, you need to go see the movie because the whole time I'm watching it, I'm looking and saying we're kind of

parallel here. A lot of the same stuff happened to my family. Well, yeah. It's always good when you can see. That's why most people father, son, and Holy Spirit are not real to them because they've never seen them interact

with the human race. Well, the Robertson family has been blessed. The backbone your family has been blessed. We've seen him, them work. Okay, and it's amazing if you if you'll finally push self out of the way Y'all and totally commit and totally surrender to God Almighty. The scripture says it the best.

He can do more than you can ask or ever even imagine. Okay. It's a good verse. But you've got to get out of his. way. Let him do his thing. That's why the verse about, hey, be still and know I'm God. You need to take that to heart. Preaching day, baby. I guarantee. Hey, one of these days when you're down and you don't know what to do, hey, use that verse. Be still and know that God is with you. And that everything in Jesus Christ is

the answer is yes. But you have to do this. You have to ask. Jesus says you don't have because you don't ask. Right. So hey, dummies. Open your mouth and ask. That's right. Okay, and then sit back and be amazed of what he's fixed to show you.

You dummies. Father, he's talking about how to he shows. Paula writes down prayers every night. What she prays for. And she's got two or three books, notebook. I have to say, She'll go. You brought it up.

She'll go, look, she'll go, look what he did here. And one day you'll look up and you'll be wearing a little short ankle rubber boots with calf-high socks on. That's right, boys. And it's just, hey, don't bother saying it again. I ignored you for the first time. Y'all got. I think he was personally attacking me there.

No, I was hitting both of you. That was two and one shot. He got those. Because, I mean, we got to look about it. I mean, the only difference is, at least wore bridges. It's wet outside and it's raining. I mean, it's wet outside, and it's raining. But I didn't want to wear pants.

Why are you wearing socks? I like socks. Is them boots extra tough? Mm-hmm. Did you store you sell? Is this marketing expense? I just, I just, I just, I just, well, then it's a boost you're so much.

You're on the cell. Look at him. Now he's trying to defend it. Look at it. What size? Now we're going to have to reconcile inventory. We better get back on that next week. These are size 13.

I ordered an extra pair of 13s when I ordered them all. No, it's rain outside. I got to wear rain boots. It's sunshine. What's nice? It was raining this morning. It's a weather man, boy. Somebody get Jared Floyd.

Is the sun not shining out there? It is. The sun shining out. It's still wet. But the honey hole like us got some holes in the parking lot. You still got to traverse to get to the front door. Fill them holes in that concrete. No, that sounds expensive.

Otherwise, you'd be looking like he'd play at hopscotch to get there. You'd have to walk twice as far just to get to the door. Hey, but I ain't throw a shake because this place is same way. So, like, don't hear me. I've got flower bushes now. What are those called? Allegedly. Shrubs.

Yeah. We got some shrubs. We got some shrubs. We got some fast growing bushes outside the wall. I got to say something. Man, tell. About this building that I've left. Go ahead.

That I used to work at every. You used to work here too, didn't you? No, you worked down at filling case. You were the original slob of the office. He never left, feeling case. And as the second slob of the office, this place is too nice now. I don't like it. It gives a weird vibe.

When you come in Duck Commander, there's like, hunters got like a stand-up desk, like some sort of weirdo, and like all the little editing people have like fancy tables and chairs and weird corners that nobody's ever going to sit in. Like, what happened? What happened to the manly edge of Duck Command?

There's bushes outside in a parking lot. What did y'all do to this place? I will. That chair, I'm sitting in to build duck calls. I've been sitting in for 21 years. Yeah, and now there's chairs for decoration. The armrests are just, the cover's gone. It's gone.

It's just plastic. Yeah, and I'd rub them and it's all on the floor. Oh, man. Hey, look, if you need the ambiance of duck commander, just go down the warehouse. It still feels. It still feels the same. Back where Godwin's at, is that where I need to hang out? Yeah, it still feels the same.

But no, you come up here, we got like air fresheners and. Yeah, like the bathroom smells good. Not like somebody just took a huge dump. Yeah. It's weird. Yeah. I mean, this place used to be dirty. Yeah.

Like, you'd be sitting here and all of a sudden you'd hear stuff climbing above you. Is it a rat, squirrel, raccoon? We'll never know. A.C. repair, man. They all sound the same walking up there. You have no clue. And now it's... It could be ghost.

It could be ghosts. Well, we've run them smooth out of here, buddy. Yeah. They don't want to be here no more. It's too nice for ghosts. I got a question. Uh-oh. All right.

You know, when Jesus went in the garden and prayed, and the disciples kept going to sleep why did they sleep why was they asleep they were tired it was late at night I have an opinion on this one

that might not be uh oh well I'll ask you the question back what do you think oh I know why you know why well it enlightened me I got an opinion do you want to know my opinion

yeah they just left Passover they had a big meal kind of like our Thanksgiving what was they told there sit with me and wait watch I think

what were they told where that's when he was eating with them this is getting deep he was telling them something he well they had a little communion which put me to sleep that's carbs and wine

that can't be good for the energy I'm gonna be with you long now you're getting somewhere carbs and wine got Mark Luke 22 tells it it wouldn't it wasn't the carbs of wine as much as I put me to sleep I just think about a lot of times

growing up and doing community I forget where it's that I'll have a boring part this where are we I forget the verse it's on down look for the head and a dispute Jesus in the garden

praise in the garden you're going to do deny me. I'm interested. He's on the Mount of Oz. Why are you sleeping? He found them asleep exhausted from sorrow.

Never noticed that until this very moment in time. They were sorrowful because they were fixing to lose their friend. Mm-hmm. Ain't that something? Their friend, their leader, their savior. That would be pretty,

I mean, just thinking about those guys, man, walking around with Jesus. That'd be tight. I don't. I mean, like, and seeing it all in living color, you know. It'd just be tight. That's why the Chosen is so good.

You feel like you're walking there with them. Like, that's why that show has done and is doing as well as it's doing. Because you feel like you're a part of it. I mean, Brittany even says, she said, it means a lot more when you see it in, like, living color. Oh, yeah. A lot of that stuff, a lot of the miracles and a lot of the things. You go to the picture show and watch it of season four.

I ain't seen none of season four. I ain't neither. I'm ready for it. They're trying. They're about to release it or something. So says one of their major donors who just got off the set for season five. That's why I never could watch your passion of the crisis. What's that?

Because of living color and living color. Oh, but see, you watch these first. You watch these first. I don't know where four goes because I ain't seen it. But you watch first three and everything's good. Everybody's happy. We ain't got to the end. yet.

Oh, Matthew. I like old Matthew. Matthew, yeah. They did a great job on that. The cast is well done. We're sitting here doing like movie reviews now. Movie reviews. We don't know what the apostles was actually,

his chosen one, actually what they did see when they was with it. Oh, no. That's one of the best verses in the Bible. Yeah. The very last verse of John. I think it's John. Is it John? Had he done?

more than the books could handle. Yeah. Like, hey, these are just some things I've written down for you. Here's your little snippet. If I wrote it all down, yeah, you wouldn't be able to handle it. Yeah, the last verse of John. Like, what were they doing?

Y'all ever wonder if he was like, boom, chickfil-A? And it was just there. And they were like, what? And he's like, y'all are not going to believe this. Readily available every day but Sunday in the year 20, in 2000 years, that is just the norm.

guys are like, what? The people will fiend over this chicken sandwich. Well, no, no, that's like Peter. Peter actually was walking on water. That happened. Until he took his eyes off Jesus. Yeah. Then he started to sink.

See, that's season three. Huh? I said that's season three of the chosen. See, you ain't got that far. See, like, you watch first three. You're happy. You should watch it. Yeah.

I'd like to know your opinion on it, really and true. I'd like to, I'd like to know size. You'd like. It's good, man. They did a heck of a job. No, no, no, I've watched a few episodes. Okay, and I can tell me, like, you know. No, no, that's what I thought.

That's what he'd been. That's what I thought. Well, no, no, because I think about Peter, okay. Yeah. And then John, on the other hand, you know, was the one that Jesus loved. Yeah, and just, you know. Yeah, he fit that in every time he got a chance. Oh, yeah.

He reminded you of that. Yeah. It was just, yo. Well, he loves me. Well, you know, well, no, no. But it was that, you know. But you got, you know, like you're talking about, you said, you described it, it'd be so tight.

Oh, man. It would be so just amazing. Yeah, unbelievable. Apparently was amazing enough for them all to go get murdered over it. Yeah. That's why they're pulling a really, really weird joke. That's why. Okay.

Hey, if you had seen him and walked with him and seen everything that he'd done, yeah, up to the time of the crucif, it crucified it. okay and then you're in a closed room with doors locked yeah that's where it gets me right then he appears and says hey oh by the way hey go ahead touch touch for the scar is that's guy that's my favorite line about goblin speaks oh he says what did you say then said give me some fish yeah well no no that's Jason Jason Jason says hey I'm looking forward to get in heaven because I know one thing for sure. Fish fries in heaven.

They are going to fry some fish in heaven, Jack. Yeah, I don't think they fried it back in, but, you know. They broiled it. We're going to introduce them. Guy wasn't going to go across him partly a gaito's. That was some peanut earl, buddy. Now, what y'all had was good, but let me show you all this. Y'all ever had this sauce right here?

And they might be like, actually, yes, one of those things we weren't allowed to tell about in the Bible was the night we had a fish fry. Which one of y'all got them cool ranch Doritos? Y'all bring him over here. We're going to put them in that batter, too. Doritos aren't. Because we look at it when we say the world.

Okay, but the Bible says he made the worlds. Uh-oh. That's why I said, okay, that when I meet Jesus face to face, I'm going to say, Lord, can I take about a year off and go see the rest of your creation? Where are you going to have all the time in the world? Well, I know, but, hey. Actually, I want to.

We'll go see what else he's done. Yeah. We'll be able to. Hey, I think that, I, I think that's third of the prize. My reservation and room is ready.

Yeah. In the mansion. And my robe is ready and my crown is ready. That's already, that's already in place. I think we're going to have time. What kind of robe is it? Yeah,

I have a question. Hey, that I don't know. I will be happy whatever it is. It's going to have a dragon on that. Well, you have a TV robe. We have a nap robe.

got the promise of a robe of mansion and a crown, Jack, waiting on me. I can't wait. Our reservation has been booked. I just hope we're in the same neighborhood. We ain't got to be next door to our neighbors. Okay. I want to be in the same room. I want to be sweet mates.

No, I want my mansion down the road a little bit. Well, no, I'm saying, like, we can. I'm not in the same room, but we share a door. What do you think? Like they do at them hotels that's got the door in between? Like, I wouldn't mind being exercise. What do you think Gimber's yard will look like? I can have it.

Oh, man. Just a shot fired at a random moment for you, everybody. I don't know, but I bet everything will run. Everybody will be going over. Either there or Tommy's. Or go check size brother Tommy that none of y'all have ever met. The ark of the Covenants just out in Kimber's yard. I needed it.

Tommy, Tommy will be trying to repair everything. Oh, no, Tommy. Anything needs to be worked on. It's heaven. No, Tommy. No, no, but Tommy's going to ask the Lord. Hey, what did I need? Yeah, what you need fixed around here?

Oh, he's on Chief of Construction. Like, when he's up here still preparing stuff, Tommy on that crew. Tommy's on the crew. And that's where you want to live because it'll be well made, buddy. There will be no shortage of nails in it. I can assure you. Him and Mac Owens. Yeah.

Oh, man. It's going to be put together and buddy in the life. They use 100 pounds of lumber and 200 pounds of nails. It ain't coming apart. I was telling you. I always knew when Tommy was in town and went to the hardware store. I recognized the receipt right off.

Seventy pounds of nails. Like, yeah, Tommy building something again. Yeah, he's a head. He's a little man I knew he used nails and not screws too. Tommy liked to beat on that thing with a hammer. Yeah. He wasn't about no drill. That is fun.

Yeah. And he was good at it. About two drives and it was done. No, no. But hey, he started, my goodness. He's what, like sixth grade? As a carpenter. As a carpenter.

Yeah, a framer and everything. And he's done it all. Retired as a school president. No, no, yeah, he's done it all. They was real, real teachers back in the day. Back in the gap. Yeah. Because, yo, look how good you tell you.

You didn't pull that stupidity again. They weren't hamstrung, but. Yeah, it made, it made, if they made an impact on your life. Coach Angeworth made an impact on my rear end. Ainsworth. Shelby Ainsworth. I got one paddle at school. It was by Bobby Stokes, and I said, I ain't doing that again.

Something about a 6-8 man with a paddle, it made you nervous. You're a 6-8, mine like 5'6. Yeah. And buddy, he had leverage. He understood a golf swing well. He knew how to get lag in the man's. Mr. Stokes just used gravity. He was coming from above.

Yeah, he used force. Yeah, he used pure force. He a big dude. No, Jamesworth used physics. And you know what? if you saw if you saw coach ainsworth today i saw him about three weeks ago hugged his neck and if i saw mr stoke yeah we'd stop and say hello and i love the dude oh man every time i see all my old coaches around town i stop and hugged their neck even though at the time i was

basically essentially under my breath dog cussing them you know like boy i tell you what i you turn me loose on you i wouldn't no no no no no no no that ain't gonna happen that ain't gonna have it. And then, you know, but then you get about seven, eight years removed from, you're like, that gun, they did me a lot of good. Oh, mine's gone. Yeah. A lot of mine are leaving. I mean, that's part of the problem of getting older, unfortunately, is that that comes after all of us, but you prepared and ready, go ahead and fire away. I'm still going to sit here and stare at this Butterfinger. I'm not eating a Butterfinger. I am not as soon as we get done. Isaiah, are you a redneck, Isaiah?

I think you're going to be surprised by the answer, Isaiah. He lives in North Carolina. He's originally from a coal mining town in rural southwest Virginia. That is southwest in Virginia, not south of West Virginia. He's given us some information. Is he a redneck? He refuses to drink unsweet tea. Tsai, does that make you?

No, that's a strike against him. Uh-oh. What? No. No. Sweet tea is way more accepted by the redneck population than unsweet. But I don't think it makes a difference. Yes, it does.

No, but if you drink syrup water, chances you're redneck. That is so good. It is syrup water. He likes to peeve off his back porch. Preach, buddy. That's just, who doesn't? That's a redneck.

That's a redneck. Are you telling me that there's people out there that don't like doing that? That don't like peeing off their porch. Yeah. I don't know how you couldn't. Yeah. That was the best part about Jeff and Jessica having some place in Texas. Because when the lights are off, I mean, I'm just peeing straight towards their house.

Buddy, I live in the subdivision and I'll pee off any corner of my house if I got to pee and I'm outside. And some nights I'll wake up or not wake up, but I get up and walk outside intentionally to pee. That's right. Just to pee off the port. Yeah. And holler at the moon. Well, I'm generally watching my dog pee and then it strikes me too. What is it at that?

when your dog pees, you got to pee. I don't know. It's amazing. Difference to me and hers, I ain't got to find a perfect spot. Any spot will do for me. Number three on the list is probably the top, so we're going to skip it and come back. Number four, I don't like the city. I like the mountains.

He likes deer meat, frog legs, rabbit. He has a super thick southern accent, obviously. Okay, so you're probably a redneck, but I think number three, I mean, this is just short of saying he loves Galveston Beach. Number three is my favorite vacation spot is pigeon forging. Gatlinburg. Yep, you're it. Why is there a question?

Where is the question? Yeah. Why are you asking, man? Isaiah. If your favorite vacation spot starts with the word pigeon and ends in forge. Yeah. The only thing that would be a bigger shoe in would be brand sun. Yeah.

Or Galba stun. Any of the three. Or if you get down there in Alabama and you say, I hate Orange Beach. I'm going to Fort Morgan. I'm going down this highway all the way down there because I can't stand to be around job. Port Morgan is get out of the passenger side instead of driver's side.

Strength, straying rodded, boys. Oh, Port Morgan is just a step above Galveston probably. All right. And then this, what was it?

Okay, then this guy emails in and I'm just going to warn you, this is not going where you think it's going to go. Okay. He has a church debate with his mom. Okay. He has a question about the meaning, come as you are.

Okay. Last night, me and my sister, and my mom got into a healthy debate about the true meaning of coming to church as you are. I take the literal meaning that I can go to church in a tank top shorts and crocs as long as I'm in the church to get closer to Jesus. What I wear is meaningless. My mom and sisters say that's if they don't have that, it's fine, but he should wear nicer clothes. He would like to think he's right on the subject, but he would like to get an outside perspective. Well, there's a difference in being defiant.

There it is. And respectable. Mm-hmm. You could go like that. Yeah. But why? Why do you want to go to church and Crocks in a tank top to prove a point, man? If everybody there's dressing nice and you're like, oh, look at me, I can be different.

You better. Be careful about talking. What's the first about don't cause the one next to you? I go to church. What's the first about don't cause the one next to you to stumble? it's in there yeah it's in there well i'm just saying you know just to be safe me personally i wouldn't do it yeah i think come as you are is meaning where you are in life like galvin always says do you wait till you get better to go to the doctor or do you go when you're sick i think you go when you're

sick yeah is where the come as you are mode address i don't know that there is a dress code but for me personally I had a reverence for the church, the building, what it represents to me in my life. I'm not wearing a tank top and shorts and crocs. I'm not going to do it. But if that's all you got, go. There's worse places you could be. But if you are doing it just to prove a point to your mom, now you're being spiteful. And I think there's probably something in there about that too, about honoring your mother and your father.

and, you know, there's just a bunch of, you know, thing. This is one of them, hey, just to be on the safe side. Put you some bridges on. Yeah. Well, even if they zip off it to name. You don't have to go in a suit. They can be multifunctional. They can be multi-functional.

I go short-legged bridges. Yeah. Zip-offs. I go to church in shorts sometimes. If we had church tonight, I would show up wearing this, whatever get-up this is, I got on today. You changed shoes, right? Oh, man, I've got to sell some of these.

This wet out. Oh, Mark. Now, I'm just kidding. Jesus start flipping tables in that temple over that. No. He didn't wear rubber boots on him. What? He didn't wear rubber boots on him.

Boy, you never know. There's, he might have broke out a pair. I will add. I will have this. You've got to ask yourself, why are you going there? Why are you meeting with these people? Yeah.

To me, it's, it's, I don't get what this kid's getting at. Yeah. Because it's a Sunday morning. Your mom's bought all your clothes and you're trying to, you're just trying to prove some weird point. Yeah. Yeah.

You're just trying to be a horse's butt. It's kind of way the email comes off. That's how it comes off. You know. It's not that you don't have shoes. No. And you just got to show up like that. But it's a Sunday morning and you probably.

You've got access. You've got access to email the internet and some podcast app. So you're sending this in. So I don't think you were just walking by on Sunday morning and popped in and you. in your crocs and your shorts and your tank top which I would say to that point hey that guy came as he was he popped in here

and let's talk to him and let's study with him and do the thing again I think it's all about your mindset and attitude of why you're doing what you're doing right why are you going there it's just like us during hunting season like a lot of times we'll go hunt before it's church and then we'll go and camouflage because there just wasn't enough time to get home

and do all the things because we stretched the hunt to the limit but I mean I don't think there's a dress code as long as it's morally sound everybody knows that you hunt and that you went this morning yeah or if you wanted to go fishing or something and you was in shorts and flip-flops

but this is not I was doing something else and oh man I need to get there this comes across as I'm going to do this just because this says I can't. I'm doing this. Look at me. Look what I just did.

Respect is a big part of them. You start going through there and operating whatever it says. You know, what should we do with grace? Go on sinning and all the things. Like, you don't want to do that either. We're just preaching. Yeah.

I mean, of course, we ain't preachers. No. I like to call us common sense Christians. We're a priest. That's what we are. We're just regular dudes. Yeah. Some would call us ordinary fishermen.

Yeah. Sometimes we catch them. Godwin. Where were you in, where were you April 25th? Yesterday? No, not even close. What's today?

Have you been in Nashville, Arkansas in the last week? Oh yeah, he's up there. Where, wouldn't he? For that croppy tournament or something? Nashville, I didn't even know there was. No, no, Arkansas. Mead? I was in Little Rock last Thursday.

The 25th. Is that last Thursday? I don't know. Was that Thursday? Yeah, last Thursday. I was in Little Rock, Arkansas. Were you in Arkansas? Mm-mm.

All right. I see you. Can you please tell Wyatt Austin, Logan, Hunter, and Savannah, wasn't you? Wasn't me? It wasn't me. And the words of our man, Shaggy. It wasn't me.

That is a buzzkill of an email because I was like, I knew he was in Arkansas. I was like, oh, they're going to be so sad. They didn't say hello to him, but good call. No. I was in Little Rock on the 25th. Thursday. Last Thursday. It might have been him.

He's really not sure where he was four days ago. I don't know. No, you were here. You were here because I remember driving. on my way leaving. I go to buy a warehouse and your truck was there. I stayed till 6.30. Yep.

Yep. Wasn't him then. Work late. Anyway, I got a Bible verse. What's one of the plathor of votes that we used? I'm going to hit my man who just wants to wear a tank top and shorts just to prove a point. All right, then. Are you ready?

All right, then. Ephesion 6, 2, and 3. Honor your father and mother, which is the first command with promise that it, may be well with the, what language am I reading? I accidentally just went King James. We're going to skip down to new King James because I can't read that one. Honor your father and mother, which is the first command of promise, that it may be well with you and you may live long on the earth.

You want to live long? Put on nice clothes and go to church with your mom. That's right. We'll see y'all next time. We're out.