Duck Call Room - Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

Uncle Si calls out Willie and Jase for the way they “mistreat” him on the golf course, and Stone shares a bond with Si over the one thing that can send them both into a full-blown rage. Si gets a treat in the mail, but after one bite, he realizes he’s bitten off way more than he can chew. Si and Martin are amused to find out that being buddies with Godwin comes with a price tag these days, and John-David shares the wild story of how he risked getting fired just to snap one epic celebrity selfie. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm ready. Here we go. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. We're waking up. I'm not waking up. Well, you know, one of the things. It's all good. I've been to the doctor already.

I sneeze blood. I think I have a sinus infection. My eyeball could fall out of my face at any moment. Oh, we'll see what happens. That's a toughie. So the allergies don't got you. I'm taking one shot and four pills, though, so I'm ready. We're going to get through today.

What kind of shot do you do you do? whatever she said. Oh, you mean you got poked with a shot. Yeah, I think that was a word she used. Yeah, you got that Roseffen shuffle. You know, where your butt cheek hurts for a little while. Oh, yeah, it's right here. I got a band-aid and everything.

I'll show you later. A little burn in that cheek. Uh-huh. She said, are you opposed to shots? I said, I want you to give me more. Whatever will make me feel better. Give me two extra of those. Yeah.

Yeah. Steroid shots are a miracle, man. They work. But. Anyways. Yeah, here we are. Me and Si spent yesterday afternoon filming the Duck Dynasty. It was fun.

That would be fun because, hey, guess what? Hey. Hey, careful. We can't tell them all now. I'd like to know because I was about out there and you're like, we're done. There were a little fun involved in. Yeah, it was fun yesterday. Plus, we found a shed antler.

Like, you know, we were just hanging out and doing all the things. I'm working with the old man is, I mean, he's a delight. Like, especially in his element. You hear that, Sire a delight. I know. He knows. I know. He ain't cocky, but he knows.

That's why I spent 24 and a half years in the military and I was the morale booster. Yeah, morale booster. He was the CMO chief morale officer. Fruit morale. Yeah. I has a particular set of skills. The last thing Toppe ever said before he called the company to attention.

Thompson put that stupid teacup away. And I'd say, top. I'm going to have it. It's what you call us to attention. Don't worry about it. I got you back, baby. I don't think I was necessarily cut out for the military, but I would have liked to have done it with you, sir. Oh, no. Hey, it was a blast. Well, Phil told me your old sense. I was telling all these stories like the deuce and I have when I got a tire stole off of it and I never got below 10 miles an hour.

That. And then the other one was they swam across. a pond with a 3,000 pound engine on their balance. Hey, I didn't finish the story correctly on that. I need to give it to the old war. Here's the rest of the story like Paul Harvey used to do. They're actually airtight when you, you put the engine in them and bolt them down because they're airtight. It floats.

Yeah, but that kind of ruins part of the part of it. I know, but for years I told the story it did tell it. I said, well, I said, the officer of the day asked, be the question. Robertson, how do you think they did it? And I said, well, it would have took about 35 of them. I said, but the one I'm most impressed

with is the one on the bottom. Because, hey, he had 34 people standing on his shoulders while they walked across the bottom of that pond. That pond 250 foot. Oh, no, hey, look, for six months, I had been dropping

frames, vehicle frames, like a five-ton dump truck, whatever. Three-quarters done, just nothing. Filling up the pond? Yeah, I'd pick it up with my rough-strained forklift and just take it to the pond, drop it in there. And hey, this baby sink out of sight.

So that pond was deep. I got a phone call. I got a phone call about you just the other day. What? Somebody was offended. Uh-oh, no. I offended somebody? No, I offended them by trying to fact-check

your Kentucky Lake Dam's story with the catfish the size of Volkswagen. flagons. Oh, I got a phone call. He said, hey, you need to watch out. He's telling the truth. My dad was on the boat when they came up. I'm like, this world is too small.

Yeah. Whoever was part of that, we have somebody from Kentucky calling me. Well, no, no. It was a government thing. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Hey, look, our inspectors for dams come from the government.

Wow. Okay. So, hey, it was a government job. We had 25 people standing around, too, doing work. that's lots of witnesses well i now know one of the 25 standing around that way hey it was lots of witnesses yeah lots of witness yeah but see that's what people don't realize out in the while

okay you know as long as the food source is there whatever's out there it will grow humongous what about people okay because hey look all it depends on is that is the food source available you ever seen my 600 pounds life food sources there and they got humongous man oh no no that's why i have to that's what's wrong

with them catfish them catfish my the only thing i love about the damn stories is it's at every dam that exists i've been hearing that same story since i was a kid and it don't matter what damn you go to it don't make it's at the arbonne it's in kentucky columbia you got to hey look thanks to Hey, PBS, okay, I actually seen some people that was catching catfish in the Amazon River, a TV show about it. Mm-hmm. Look, and they had caught one, and look, it was a beautiful catfish because, hey, our Apollosos's catfish is spotted yellow and brown. Mm-hmm. Well, this one was like a two-tow job.

His top, no, no, I'm serious. His top was, okay, it was brown and his belly was yellow. so this thing was beautiful and they had caught him and guess what they're doing one of them had his head in his arms okay the other one had the middle

of the catfish in his arm and then the other one was holding the tail and I'm telling you hey it would probably be as far as the three of them like one was standing where I'm sitting and one was in the middle and then the one was sitting

over where a stone sitting a 12 foot cat cat was about 12 foot And look, this thing was about just spig around. The big of it. So, hey, yeah, he was a bull. But eats you whole. The Robertson terminology, he was a bull. I would not want to get eaten by catfish.

That would be a sad way to go. Well, no, no, because that's what the divers told the guy that when they come up and took their, you know, two tanks off. He said, hey, what are you doing? You ain't been down for five minutes. He said, well, yeah, but you've got to get somebody else. We ain't going back down. We ain't going back.

And he said, why not? He said, because, hey, we felt an eerie feeling that we was being watched. He said, he took that big flash like we had underwater and shined behind us. There was eight catfish that could eat me and this guy. Okay, and these two tanks we got on our back. And hey, when they swallowed the tank, wouldn't even touch the side of their throat. You know, that story, those stories, those 400-pound catfish stories. They got a lot in common with them.

Now, I've called. Well, hey, I've caught like a 50-pound lot myself. 50 is very blue. Well, hey, that's a big... 50 happens. Well, hey, look, I'm going to take you right quick. We're going to go from the... On a trip.

Fresh water, and we're going to run off the mountain and run into the ocean. And then I'll tell you about a little bitty fish. They got out there. It's about 2,000 pounds. 2,000. Yeah, about 2,000 pounds. A blue whale? That would be...

be one of big old whales that can swallow a man. Sir, he's not a, sir, he's not a fish. Not a fish. Well, hey, a mammal. Here we got. A mammal, he's a big, I know, okay. Well, how big would a catfish have to be? To be able to eat a grown human.

He probably probably needs to weigh at least $1,000. A thousand. Shammu weighed 8,000 pounds. He made that wall. Yeah. Yeah. He got vert. Was that Willie?

That was Willie. But I think Shamu was the actor. Yeah. We're trying to be. Hard to say, really. Yeah. But so, I hate to burst your bubble.

Uh-oh. This is a biology just talking in. No, we go. But there was this show that ran for a while. You may all check it out. You'd love it. Called River Monsters.

Yeah, I watched it. Did you? They caught all the monsters. They caught all the monsters. Oh, no. They ain't called them all. You're thinking somebody I hooked into a lay of Snock Monster and he got away from me.

That old let. Okay, I had him on. Lesnar. Hey, he broke the line. Okay, I like constant sucker. That nest lock monster. That's not, okay, boys. Hey.

Oh, man. You're thinking for a boat ride. Hey, look, boys. Hey, what, what? This is one of them. What line were used? Believe it or not. Ripley's, believe it or not.

What line were you using when you hooked into messlock? I was with him when he hooked into it. Not enough. Not enough because he broke it. I was say, I was with him when he hooked into it. That's right. I can't watch. Hey, I was like knee deep in water.

Hey, I fought him for about 30 minutes. Hey, look, I just barely can't breathe because, hey, he don't, hey, he's going to pull me out to a view where I'm right out of my nose. Yeah, I'm out. I was glad it broke because he was 60 to drown. Yeah, I'd say so. I wasn't on turning blue. I'd lock my drag down and say this is it, buddy. All right, look, springtime is here.

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I hooked into something and look, I fought him for iron for 10 minutes. Yeah, never saw him. And look, when I finally said, hey, I'd never had him up where I could see him, and then he run off about 150 yards on the rail. Then I said, hey, he whooped me, boy, somebody taking his rod and real, see who I'll take him to him to come to the top water

or he's going to break the line. So Jayce took it over, but he didn't break the line. But look, when I finally looked up by, I said, wait a minute, Where was we at when I set the hook on this fish? And they said, just about two miles to your east over there right against the bank. Look, this thing had pulled me and a boat with about eight people on it. About 90 foot long, he had pulled me like two miles, okay, while I was fighting. A 90 foot long boat.

Oh, yeah. I was putting an ice on the ocean on that baby. We were on a 24. foot boat and it was four of us. Either way, that's boat money. A 24 foot boat still boat. Anyway, he pulled that boat, hey, he pulled that boat about two miles, two and a half mile.

Well, about 200 yards. That was two miles. It was two miles. But we never saw it. And he is, but it is. I'm going to tell you, that was a redfish. And if I got him in,

it would be a biggest state record. It was definitely not a red fish. All it was. It's not a bit fish. Oh, yeah, perfect. It was a redfish. It sounded like a bull shark to me. I know what I'm going to.

He called a eight-foot dirt shark. It was a big shark. Yeah. Hey, here's the deal. It sounds like boil something else, too. Well, no, no, here's a deal. The dog was fighting this thing. We're looking out there and the fish is about, oh, 25 yards under the water.

And it's flashing silver. And that's what led you to believe it was a lot. No, no, it's flashing silver. It looks like somebody has got a mirror under water. We just left Venice and went to Key West. No, no. And hey, here we go. We finally get this thing.

Stone finally gets him up against the boat. Guess what color this thing is? Purple. No. Red. He's green. Black and white polka dot. He's a zebra?

No. I said polka dot, not strike. He's a whole sting cow? No. No. Dalmatian. Hey, but upstairs. Look, I don't, let's see. The brown was a brown of that duck haul right there. Well, now he brown. Hey, no, no. Hey, a round dot. I'm trying to Google this. It's very time. Then, see a black one? The other, the other side of them,

okay, brown and black. Just like it black is that, that duck all right there. It was a nurse, nurse shark. And look, so here's my question for all the great minds of this great country they live in. I was about to say, not of this one. Why, where, and why did I see silver when he was under the water? When this stupid nurse shark is camouflage, black and brown. I would say it's because you're an eternal optimist, but, you know, you find the silver lining and everything. Hey, I've asked everybody I know if I ever does this, ever fish, where did the silver come from that I'm seeing in the water?

How much tea had you had that day? No, no, and I wasn't drinking. No. Hey, that looks like a big giant snake, but it's actually a fish. How would you like to be underwater and turn around and see that behind you? I don't know what we're looking at. That one right there. I would get out.

How would you like to see that behind you? I don't like facing adversaries in their environment. That's why I don't wade fish. I need to be on the boat. That's the nurse shark. I imagine that's the same feeling you get when you're in the hospital and burly walks in as you're. You wake up out,

you wake up from the anesthesia and burly's over. And burly's there. Yeah, that's probably, I mean to dive and gone to one or two places and I think I know it's going to be real hot where I'm at. Because burly's there? Yeah, because burly's there.

Oh, I get it. Yeah. J.D. Oh, Burley's there. Oh, Burley's there. Where do we go from here, Martin? What are other wild tales? Well, I just always wondered that it happens every time I go fishing on the go.

You have some fantastic fishing stories. Oh. Well, all the fish do it. You get a silver flash, okay, and then when you fill it up, you got a 15-pound redfish on. What is the one you, that's a, that's a, Oil rigs. Snapper.

Snapper. Yeah, red snapper. I'm hungry. Yeah, you just got to beat the shark to the boat, then. Well, that's why the first three days I fished, I never learned the whole fish. Yeah. All I ever caught, everybody else is catching snapper and whatever, sharks, all this stuff. He had hit it.

I set the hook telling me, oh, I finally got one. Okay. Oh, I said he broke the line. Then I'd really adjust the head. and I said, nope, didn't break the line. He got eating. And the guy, everybody on the boat was saying, hey, you got to reel him in faster. I said, hey, look, I was ridden as fast as I can reel.

I ain't faster than that shark. I said, all I'm doing is, hey, catch his bait for a shark. They wait until I set the hook on him, and they come eat him. Yeah. For three days? We need to go on a fishing excursion sometime soon. Oh, I'm taking him fishing next week. Well, hey, what I enjoyed about fishing in the marsh,

look, we don't run three hours with a boat. It's got three inches on it, and we're wide open. So you would say, okay, yeah, there's not going to be a cow or a brammer bull out here in this water. You know, and hey, look, come around the bend. That's a cow. That's a bramble. Yeah.

Okay. All the fish is I got for three days, that was it. That's the far as I got. There it is. Yeah, if you couldn't beat a yellow tail to the boat, you was in a bad spot. Hey, look, I just, hey, everything I told. Them yellow tails ain't very big. No, I said, do they actually grow and live like this or is something, you know,

getting it when I get it to the boat? Well, that beard got some color in it. Look at them shoes. Look at them shoes. Hey, that's Duck Commander, baby. Yeah, look at them shoes. He's still rocking them. Look at there.

Oh, man. He's a very comfortable because you slip-ons. Oh. He loves a good pair of slip-ons. I just found the pitcher when I was reeling in that fish he was just talking about. That's hilarious. Right there. Remember that, Sy?

Oh, yeah. Hey, Jay's, you know, all Jason was doing was, hey, he rid of it, he don't go down, pull back, it, and, hey, no, he couldn't tell him. He couldn't stand in it. I thought his arms fixed to blow up. Man, y'all's out there on a good day. You don't see that blue water that caught. I bet it was hot.

We had three days of that. Yeah. We spent the night, two nights out there. Yeah. That's the most supervisor stance I've ever seen at a sign. That's the moment he saw the silver flash. Right there. Right there.

That wasn't the day. No, that wasn't the one. Hey, we was down there one time. Okay, look. We got on them big red fish. I'm talking about, hey, 40, 50-year-pounders. Yeah, that's blue water fishing there.

Okay, and look, and we didn't catch about 25 of them. Thank you. And I called about 15 of them. Because every time I'd turn around, somebody'd shove a stupid rod and reel of my hands on it. Really? And I'd just come out of the hospital from Houston. For lung surgery?

Yeah. And they just put you back to cardio? I had just come out of the hospital from Houston. Okay. And I caught about 15 big old 50-pound redfish. They say you, you say you're not tough,

but you actually might be. Well, I... Oh, he's not. He just don't like pain. But I can report. I got to meet Coach Sabin a couple of days ago. Oh, yeah. Did you invite him on?

No. And I didn't even ask... What did you mean to him? I had to do a deal for Academy. Did he yell at you? Oh, in Alabama? No, in Dallas. Oh, and he was over?

He was over. He was over. Yeah. Well, he left us around. Yeah, he left us. a little bit once in a while. I don't want to get around. But it was funny because then we were talking about yesterday,

filming that deal, and Christian was like, well, you didn't get a picture with him? I was like, no, I just couldn't make myself asking for a picture, which led to a conversation. Christian was like, well, who would you ask for a picture with? I had a rule about that. And I was like, I don't. I let them ask first if they want one.

But other than that, I'm happy with the conversation, right? Like, that's enough for me. Yeah. I said, I do have one with Emmett Smith only because he asked for one. And I said, okay, well, we're going to take two. And I got one with Scott Van Pelt because same deal. He's like, hey, let's take a picture. Like, yeah, okay, cool.

But I mean, it was like a foreign concept for a Christian. Well, what? To not ask for a picture. I don't ask, whenever I was running with Willie, I met a lot of people. Yeah. And I had a rule. If you're going to get a, like, hey, man, can I have a picture with you? I'm Willie's assistant.

And be that guy. Yeah. It had to be worth getting fired over. If Willie looked at me and said, hey, idiot, you can't be doing that. You're fired. I had to be okay with that photograph. So who? So I have one.

Which one is that? I've shown it on this podcast before I believe. Is that the John Daly one? No, oh, that one's worth of getting fired over too. John Daly. And I'm going to just pull this one up and we're just going to start naming people in the photograph. If I can. There's a couple people in this one.

The John Daly one? No. The other one. Do you know who's in the other one? No. But he wanted the picture. He said, hey, I like this guy. You want a picture?

And I was like, yes, sir. Now, this one's a little different. Oh, yeah, Bill Clinton. We got Bill Clinton, Justin Timberlake, Larry the cable guy, Willie. That guy was the catcher for the Cubs. What was his name? Oh, crap. The Allstate guy.

Alfonso and this lady and me. I was like, I'll get fired for this one. Yeah, that's pretty good one there. Alan beats the Ellen DeGeneres photo. Yeah, that's a, yeah. She took the world's most famous selfie, and I topped it, because hers didn't have a president. What was it?

Yeah. What was Emmett Smith like? He was cool. Yeah, Emmett was cool, man. He was, he was a... Yeah, he was a fan of us. I want $100 on the golf game from him, so... Being Emmett Smith in a sporting event?

Yeah, then I made him sign it, and I still have that $100 bill. The golf's not really a sport. No. Aren't you good at golf? No. Weren't you good at golf? Nobody's good at golf. Pretty good.

I actually appreciate he's saying. I've never been good at golf. No. He's been monitored. The only people that are good at golf play it on Thursday through Sunday. Yeah. And they're not as good as they want to be.

No. No, it's the world's most aggravating game. The ball does not move. It is sitting there. It's a monumental waste of time and money. That's more fun to play on a computer. If you have a ton of money, you want to waste, and you have no time.

In other words, you sit at the house all day. I don't have a job, whatever. We're retired. Golf is for retired people that don't have nothing to do. They don't mind blowing a bunch of money. Yeah. So that's what it boils down to. We played a lot and blew a lot of money.

I said, well, golf is a lot of fun if you do it only more than a Nintendo machines. Oh, it's top golf is fun. Oh, I'm serious. Top golf is fun. You pay by the hour. People bring you food. Hold on. No, no, no.

Go to golf course. Yeah, golf course is out. Like, I don't know how. top golf hadn't shut down all golf course. Get you into the Nintendo game with what was the guy that was good at it? Tiger. Yeah, Tiger Wood.

Yeah, he's decent. What was the guy that was good at all? No, no, no, because, hey, you know, when my son played when he was home, you know, I was a lot of fun. I'd love to walk in and see side playing Tiger Woods on a Oh, no. Hey, it was like to be my son.

Over to Twitch.com slash Uncle's side. Yeah. I had to pull the moves that Shark Pool. on a real live tournament. Huh? Yeah, because, hey,

the fair way went this way, okay, y'all, the fair way went this way, and then it turned and made a big U

and the green is right over here. He's telling a story about a video game now. No, no, this ain't, hey, no,

this was live at a real one of them major tournament. It was real. Oh, look, hey, this one was real. well you play Mario Kart with me

we can make a fortune no no but anyway look there and he's like two strokes behind some one of the famous golfers okay and he's got to make a move so hey look he hits the fairway down there and it lands and like I said the green is

there's a bunch of trees in between the green is over to his left about, oh, 1.30, 150. Y'all? So look, the commentator said, what is he doing? So look, he walks to the end of the fairway and looks around, said, uh-huh, walks back,

and he's starting to look over the trees. Oh, boy. And the commentator said, hey, the commentator saying, surely he's not going to try this. You're talking about Greg Norman? Yeah. Okay.

He says, surely he's not going to try this. So, hey, y'all, first I think he handed him in, uh, I remember he headed him the wrong iron first. I can't wait for you to watch Happy Gilmore. Well, no, no, because look, look, he handed one and he actually won a couple times. He told the cadet. Now, give me the nine iron. The one he needed.

Okay, so look, he does it. And the competitor says, he's going to actually do it, folks. He's going to try to put it, you know, he's short-cutting the thing. You know, it's going to take him three strokes to get there. He's cutting the corner. Yeah, he's trying to cut the corner here and save him two strokes, and, hey, then he had the chain. So look, that sucker hits it.

And these are tall trees, okay, and he's right against them. He's got to go by there straight up. He does it, and, hey, then the camera switches. it shows the ball come down, it hits about four foot from the flag and keeps coming rolling toward the hole. It gets about four inches and stops. And then he missed a putt.

No, no, he did. Unbelievable. No, he got over and just, well, it's tied. I got, look at that. Look at golf stories. We've got to commentate on this. This is actual footage of size golf swing

from about 15 years ago. Oh, that may have been when I hit the one to 300 yards. Oh, yeah, look at it. You can tell, there's a lot of power in this golf swing, as you can see. Oh. One-handed.

And blue jeans. A pointing at it. Hey. End the discussion, boy. Oh, there's a big old. Oh, there's a big old longer head. Uh-oh. Oh.

Where are we going? He and Stone have a wild text. Now we're going to get it going, boys. Oh, that's funny right there. I don't know how all that happened. That's us. Are those videos over the past? Yeah, that was anything Stone had ever sent me.

Oh, man. Coming up from the phone. I wish you'd have kept going now. We were just getting to the interesting part. Look at this. Yeah. Ha-ya. 300 yards.

I could watch this all day. That one right there caused you to have to pull your tallywacker out because you didn't make it past the front teeth. I can tell you what happened there. That's a rule on golf there. You had to stop. You had to stop and drop trail. Just a little dribble there. Yeah.

He's looking at it. Oh, hey, that one out of sight. 300 yards. He watched it for 0.2 seconds. That's right. For it to ground. I went there on the 300-yard drive. but I remember.

Neither was, sir. I remember Philip. Oh, yeah, I was. Philip Macmillan sent me a picture of them holding up a golf ball. It was three. I forgot who the third guy was. They were holding up a golf ball and everybody was holding up three fingers. That 300 yards.

I said, what does that mean? And he said, side just hit one 300 yards. Here's the proof. So the proof is a pitcher with people holding up three fingers. I played a lot of golf. I hit like two, 300 plus. Well, hey, that one... Let me tell you, both of them involve the cart path.

Yeah. No, no, I've done that now. It hits right on the car. 300 yards a long way, because you got to remember. Yeah, but hey, look. A deer 300 yards away from you a little. After I swang that, a swing, and hit that ball, I had to sit down for 15 minutes of rest.

Okay. Because, hey, I had used every piece of energy I had left in my body. Okay, but I did hit one thing. 300 yard we looked at it and I said you know 300 well just remember toothpick was 235 yeah I know and he was little well hey I hit it to I hit it 300

with that swing I just witnessed it will not generate a 300 yard drive under any circumstance that won't even break a paint of glass oh no hey look like he had a pain of glass with that swing the ball coming back at you Oh, what you know, we played it night one night. Look, I knocked a light out of a ball. Oh, I remember that.

That was Duck Dynasty when we played night golf. And I hit that about the same way. Hey, look, I went around a circle three times. When I hit that 300 yards. You spun in circles after you hit the ball? Hey, three times. I made three circles when after I swung a death. The fact that you're not unhappy Gilmore, too, is a travesty on this nation.

Oh, I've watched it. That's that crazy thing. The fact that your eyes aren't just completely brown is what's amazing to me. That's what I feel. That's what I pulled on Field of Jason, the duck ride. Because, buddy, it must stop right there at your nose. Yeah, I told them, I said, hey, y'all can't see nothing. I said, because, hey, you got brown crap all the way up to your eyelids.

The 300-yard drive. Because there was a bunch of green-winged teal come in, And I'd kill about a half of them. Oh, Lord. They got the talking trash. Here we go. And then, hey, it was on. What other tall tails you got today?

He's on one. I'm interested. Hey, that ain't a tall tail. That actually happened. I hit a ball. I know. I know, but it sure is entertaining the way you tell them. So I'm just trying to figure out what other sporting event.

That's, hey, I'll tell you what golf's fun. On Nintendo. No, Nintendo is one way. But there is another way to have fun of it. Hey, you get somebody like Willie to come out there and hit golf ball. And then when he hits it, you shoot it with shotgun. That's fun. It's not fun when he's hitting golf balls at you.

Well, no, no. He's got a, he's got a, Willie's sick and away. Okay. He likes to, people get on his pond, he likes to bombard them with golf balls. I've had it happen to me. Yeah. Hey. See, that's the problem.

golf you always get to a level where you just keep well you got you lose all good sense right you got to make it more interesting so hey well that's people come on your pond to fish and if you run a ball with golf ball yeah I just find really all you got to do if you just go stand by the flag you'll be pretty safe yeah yeah he ain't ever hit the flag

anyway if he's trying to put it on his putting screen Just stand near the hole and you're safe No, he can't putt, yeah That's a bad deal I plead the death on Willie's putting Well, you were as caddy We got to the green man

You got a cut of his winnings That's $100 I ever made Oh, how's that? Get some of Willie's money Went all the way to Lake Tahoe To get me a hundred bucks $100 bill, y'all But, you know, golf is

Yeah, that's aggravating I quit, I quit and started fishing again So I quit when I got a job because it takes too much time. Well, and then Willie and Jay's... I was playing in college and I was like, now I got a job. I don't, when am I supposed to do this?

Well, Willie and Jace play every day. And they're like, hey, let's play a format. And then... They would figure they would get pretty good. You just get your brains beat in. Well, hey, you would figure if you play it every day, you'd be it pretty good. But hey, I hear Jay's this pretty good.

They can play twice every day. And it's going to not going to help them. They're pretty salty. I mean, as far as hobby golfers, go, you know. Hobby golfers. Hobby golfers. Well, not doing people that play for a living.

I mean, we play with Bubba Watson for crying out. I was, I was ex-day. That was the funniest thing that, that, they, Bobba Watson is left-handed,

and got left-handed clubs. Yeah, Willie for a Honda right off the rip. Yeah. And, hey, he said, I'll use your clubs. Well, it's backwards.

You know, he's hit, you know, with Willie's club, He gets with the back of the stupid butt. He did flip it over and out drive Willie. Yeah. He's pretty impressive. Oh, no.

Yeah, that's when I, yeah, that boy is that. That's how you knew Bubba made a lot of money, hustling driving ranges. But Willie's also just dumb enough to be like, hey, Steph Curry, you want to get in a three-point competition? I once won a church league game. And Willie's like, I got you. You're on my court. That's what he did. That's basically what he did to Bubba Watson.

Yeah, that's bad. I'll drive you. Yeah. That's a bad deal. I was like, how's this going to work? And then Bubba did it, and I don't know if that ball still landed. But it was, it was incredible. Yeah, that's one of the best decisions of my life was to quit playing golf.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, it's funny. I can confirm Martin quit playing golf because his bag is in my garage. Well, hey. One of them. He'll got it. Yeah.

As you ever needed again. Yeah. When I worked over at Huntsville on the golf course, we had a guy, and it was Dr. doctor's order. You need to do something to help calm you down. Golf ain't that. Well, no, no.

That never worked for me. Hey, look, the guy will pull up there. That's why I went fishing. No, no, no, no. Hey, the guy would pull up, get his clubs out of his car, put it in a golf cart, go out and play around, come back with a empty bag.

He'll make a bad shot. Did he break all his club? And throw the club away. Oh, yeah. The orange top of trees. everything else? Oh, and I said, wait a minute, hold it. He come back one day and I said, hold it.

What are you living? Let me ask you. I got to try to figure this out. I said, your own doctor's orders to come play this game? He said, oh, yeah. It's therapeutic. And I said, no, it ain't. I said, you're not supposed to get upset.

I'll go off the one thing that'll make a deacon. Because you've got a bad ticket, you know. And he said, yeah, but the doctor's order. I said, hey, look, this game. going to put you in the grave if you keep there's something about it I would have fits of rage and I'm a pretty calm

oh that's why this guy was fitz oh I sling not only the money involved he threw away a full bag of clubs every time he came and bought a new one I've seen Jeff Robertson break every club in his bag what he said he said

I was there he says sometimes you just got lean on it He would lean to pop the head off of it. Every club had a fiberglass shaft. He broke it. Yeah. He says, sometimes you just got to lean on it. He just broke it.

He's had a bad day? Yeah. Well, it's not even a bad day, but you know how Willie and Jace are. They get under your skin. Buddy. Trash talk like no others. And if they got you down. Oh, no.

They're going to poke the bear. Like, until he starts growling and swinging paws at you. The last thing you want to do is get in a battle of wits with Willie and Jace on the golf course. If Al's there, because Al is an instigator. Oh, no, he's the. He'll poke it and get it started. Oh, yeah. Okay.

And then he's going to, when it goes to fisticuffs, Al's going to be on the side of the hour. I got respect for that move. Well, I tell you, me and Al most time, like, rode together because we were so bad. Like, you just like, get it. I'm surprised Al wasn't bad. He's a preacher for so long. Yeah, he wouldn't.

You never wanted to get in the car with Jays. Yeah, because you go into his ball. He's going to drive. If you are 100 yards behind him, he's going to his first. His first. That's right. And then he turn around and go drop you off and then you got to walk back to his ball. But he had to go look and see what he was.

He's the most selfish golfer of all time. Oh, boy. That's the true statement. He would drive 100 yards past your ball. At least. Oh yeah, when I knew when I, if I got there last and had to end up with Jace, I was about to be walking a lot that day. And the longer we played.

Oh, I'd make sure I didn't never get with that clown. Oh, no. You never would get to cart with him. Well, sometimes you didn't have no choice if he was last. On family vacation, even his sons would, they'd get in the cart with me. Yeah. I'm not riding with dad. That's pretty bad if your old kid, folks, your old kid won't ride with you.

Oh, hey, I'll be with stone. Yeah. Yeah. That's why Phil called him Lone Wolf from McQaeda. Yeah. Can't get along with one person. That's himself.

That's when he's happiest. Everybody, yeah, I look up and I said, where's Jay? He said, oh, he's over in the south side of dog buyout. Yeah. And I said, why? He said, hey, just couldn't stand it. And I said, where you want?

Couldn't stand. He said, hey, he can't get along none of you people. Oh, that boy, leave you now. He's going down there where he's, he can, you know, get along with somebody. Yeah, he'd take off. And I said, well, hey, he went alone, though. And Phil said, that's why.

You can't get along with nobody but himself. Every time we bring gas, duck cutting, he always goes scop. Yeah, I'll be back. About 30 minutes, he'll get the daylight, Fleury. Oh, yeah. He'll say, well, we'll go scow real quick. I'll be back. And then he'll be back when we get ready to go.

And then three hours later, he'd call me up. Yeah, you need to bring them old boys out. I'm going to go ahead. Yeah. I'll meet you at the bank. He's on out of here. duck hunting with jace the only guide around is godwin

that don't work and you can check him out at godwin godwin godwin oh yeah that sucker's busy johnny galvin yeah i don't even talk to that's why i comment on his instagram deal said mom had to book a day to see my friend again like oh no that's right you just sent you a link

credit card information he replied he said you sure can yeah i was like oh no godwin's going to clip me for five hundred dollars just to see my buddy again but you know what it's worth it he sent miss paul in to get him a half the other day his big old bald head getting sunburnt he needed a umbrero type hat oh yeah get him a big hat straw hat miss paula walked in and said what's you doing here she goes john sent me to get a hat oh man god yeah man i miss that old boy oh hunter it's been a couple do we have voicemails or anything you want you got you got anything marked that hunter brought actual mail mail letters from fans

mail real mail oh we do have a box oh yeah Oh, hey, Sigh, remember that mustard we ordered off Amazon? Yeah. Toothpaste mustard for you, my friend. And then my friend Russ, Russ Shargalov from... Oh, you had any moments? You big dummy?

From Indiana. I opened mine. I didn't open your... Hey, Sire, but look at here. Oh, this is my... My buddy Russ sent us a bunch of German condiments. Why does your buddy Russ know so much about... Oh.

Gourowitz ketchup curry. You're Dutchel land. Yeah, look at here. Look at all the... We have a paraphral... Okay, ketchup and mayonnaise. Here you go. You want to you.

Don't throw it. You can keep it. Do not throw it. Okay. Parma sauce drained up. You probably think it to have. I ain't sure about that one. Okay.

He sent us all the German condiments. Okay. We have a lot of German condoms. And I think he sent you all some cocktail sauce maybe or something. ketchup? Nope. Which one's that? Don't worry about it.

Well, just talk about it. I don't know what it is. St. Elmo Steakhouse World Famous very spicy. And it's the right color of cocktail. sauce. It's not red. It's white. Yeah. It's got a little orange look about it. Yeah. It's got so much white in it. Yeah. And so I don't know, but that's my buddy Russ from Indiana. He sent that

down for everybody. And now all I got finds, I got to find me some German Brockworth. Well, you, all right, I'd have it made then. You can put it on anything. Oh, just right here. Both of them are good. Hey, crack that cocktail sauce open. I want to see try it. Somebody said faithful listener and sent a bunch of crock pot recipe. bees. Oh, gosh. I want to see side just take his finger after it. I bet he will, dude. That knife.

Watch. We ain't got no spoon? No. Hey, that's mine. If you wait two seconds, I can give you a spoon. Give me a spoon. Let's put your finger in it. I didn't want to see him dip his finger in it.

No, I ain't going to do that. Oh, we got two. You can dip your finger on that one. No, I ain't going to do it. I'm on a spoon. Beth called me the other night, by the way. Whoa. Yeah, boy.

That's what I'm calling about. I don't know if I want to try this or not. Hey, look, I got some sinuses going on. I'm pumped. Beth called me the other night and said, hey, what did you mean you make your own cocktail sauce? I don't know if I want to try that, but I got my teeth. Oh, there's your four.

Where's my fort? All right, so I try it out. Oh, whoa. Oh, he went. Oh, God. I just grabbed one. I'm sorry. Grief.

Whoa. Is it big time? Does it mean? He had a heaping. Oh, I smell it. Hey, go ahead. I ain't got no disease.

If I did have, I'd kill it. St. Elmo's fire, baby. Is St. Elmo got that fire? When I tell you, I was at the doctor this morning. I did not need to go there. I just needed to.

I'm instantly open. This is the best cocktail sauce I've ever found in a jar. Your boy Russ came through. Oh, so I took a tablespoon. I mean, I know it was on a fork, but that was equivalent to a tablespoon. Look at his face. His eyes are watering. Oh, folks, if you're just listening to this, please go to the YouTube.

Hey, this is like good bourbon. Please. That baby ain't hit bottom. That is so good. Don't need to grab more forks and spoons. Not for me, you don't. Nope. When I tell you, as a man who hates bottled cocktail sauce, they figured it out.

Oh, my goodness gracious. Haley, congratulations on your graduation. Well, cooker of chicken and noodles. I've got a lot of crock pot recipes, and I still don't think they're true or real that people eat stuff from that. Do what? Remember how I complained about Allison's crock pot and she complained about the crock pot? Yeah. Wait, whatever happened on your refrigerator, freezer situation?

It is unplugged right now. Okay. We've had a week, man. We've all been sick. Hey, but check this out. I do want to talk about this real quick before we go. Check out this guy. People like to hear about the president.

The press. Look at it. Carter doesn't got a hearing aid, y'all. Preas got some accessories now, son. There you go. So he's always had hearing trouble. We had a surgery. Didn't work, whatever.

That was a bummer and expensive to not work. But so then he gets his hearing aid yesterday. I walk in the house and I was like, why is it so quiet? He was watching TV, half the volume he used to. Oh, real? Best investment I ever made. So is it just one ear? Just one ear.

That's bad. But y'all be proud of him because they said, what color do you want? Clear. And, you know, I was, this is why I was impressed with a boy because, you know, I would be kind of like, I don't want people knowing what I got here. A tornado. Like, yeah, he got four eyes back in the day. And who knows what we were going to say about a kid with a hearing aid.

Carter walks in the school like, everyone, check this out. And it came in camouflage. So he said, I was like, you don't want the clear one? He goes, no, I want the camo one. But then he did do the black and gray camo to match his glasses. I was like, that's cool with me, man. That's when he's just walking around saying, look, all that stuff y'all been saying, I can hear y'all.

I can hear it now. Yeah. So y'all, y'all pay attention. He straight walked into that school yesterday. yesterday and said, everybody, I can hear again. Oh, Matt. Are we just... You're looking for something to calm the fire?

We can't get that look at it. That's still burning. I'm sweating. In case you're wondering. I'm starting. I'm starting to sweat, right? I'm a little... It's getting there.

So St. Elmo got some fire, huh? Oh, what are you talking about? And the Germans are... They put a... Is it got a seal on it? Now, this is going to be fun. I don't think I can open this. Oh, there we.

Oh, no. What did you do? That's just mustard. Yes, I was looking for anything that'll, my man's going to just take a shot of mustard to try to. I don't know what's happening. Hey, that's good. That's good.

He said, that's good. The mustard we got off Amazon, I'm sweating. So does mustard, does mustard, in fact, like, calm the heat. We're in trouble. What's your friend's name, Russ? Russ. Russ, you've derailed us.

Well, no, Sa' got himself. He took a daggum tablespoon. I took a big, but I, when I tell you, my back is wet right now from sweat. It was hot. Well, I mean. I would have just took a little bit on that port, but he- That's why I said the finger. I don't know what y'all had against just, like, dobbing your finger.

Hey, I'm like you. Take a bite Take a full bite of it Be a bear, be a grizzly How'd that go for you? You're doing all right? No. You're going to manage?

Well, let's get out of here then, forget it. I got a Bible verse for us. Give us something on heat. Well, I got a certain Bible verse about condiments. Maybe you know where I'm going. Matthew 13, 31, and 32. He told them another parapet. The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed,

which a man took and planted in his field. Though it is the smallest of all seeds, yet when it grows, it is the largest of the garden plants and becomes a tree so that the birds come and perch in its branches. And there's a verse about faith like a, there's a lot of mustard in the Bible. That's actually, no, no, because I dated a girl that had a mustard seed. Dated a girl with a mustard seed?

Yeah. I had a girl that she had a mustard seed necklace. Really? What? Because you can't see it. Ah. Okay, it's inside a, like a micro scope. Yeah.

The glass that she has. added in. But it was real pretty. Yeah. There you go. Can you see sweat on me? No. I'm, I need of water.

Oh, man. Well, we enjoyed it. Thank you all so much. Rush, you got them. That would be better on a shrimp. Well, duh. Well, straight. Instead of just straight.

Because, hey, that's worse than a bad bourbon. We'll see y'all next time. We're out. Right here.