Duck Call Room - Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

Uncle Si, who famously despises cold weather, offers some constructive criticism to fellow Louisianans who are freaking out about potential ice and snow. Jay Stone sides with Si in the ongoing battle against Jase over everything. Si admits the reason he never worried about getting his gap-toothed but loveable smile fixed. Martin and John-David put serious thought into who their hypothetical sidekicks would be if they were stranded on an island, and Si’s choice of companion is a bit…unorthodox.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is that a sound? Check the external input or select another input using input. What? You got all that, hunter? Your job hunter. Oh, man. That radar tells you, I don't know.

If we only had a window, we would know, but it appears to be snowy. It's snowing in Shreport, y'all. According to the radar, it is snowing outside. I'm going to. that's the worst. But I'm going to save some time so that,

see for the folks of y'all at home that don't know, anytime I talk about stuff like that, I get a text a couple of days later from Hunter saying, can you send that to me? So I'm going to send it to him right now so that we don't have to worry about that in a couple of days. There you go, Hunter. There's you the screenshot that you need of our radar that you can put up.

I don't know. The radar says it is, but the weathermen have been so obnoxiously wrong the past three days. I don't. Yeah. You want to talk about, The greatest job in the history of man. What's that?

It's what? Meteorologist? Weather man. Oh, no. Is it really, though? Because, like, what if you get it wrong and it has some other effects on people? Yeah. They do it all the time.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I guess. I mean, you're essentially just guessing. No offense, Jared Floyd. I really like you. Great guy. Our weatherman locally. He's awesome.

But, I mean, when they're like, hey, 50% chance of rain. The problem is, our old weather man tried to take over the zoo and that didn't work out, right? So maybe he should have stayed with the weather. I don't think we can talk about that. Oh, really? Yeah. Whoops.

Bad deal. I'm pretty sure he had to move over a couple states. You know who I miss on the weather? You remember growing up Freddie? Freddy, the weather guy? A little cartoon. Yeah. Him and our friend Neil Shaw.

That was like my memories of the weather. I remember Freddie. It's because staying with my grandparents all the time. You watched every new, like, 6 a.m. Then in this small town, guess what? We got another one at noon because something may have happened. Nothing ever happened.

It's the same one you watched that morning. And then he got to 5 o'clock and then he got to 6 o'clock because something was really going to take place in that 27 minutes. Now there's like a 9 and a 10. Is it really? They just run the news a lot. Oh, man. TV's kind of a dime breed though.

Yeah, I don't know. Everybody's just watching YouTube. I don't get it. Well, we do have a little wintry mix on the way. You know what that means. A wintry mix. Yeah, this whole town is going to shut down. down.

Yep. That's the whole state of Louisiana is going to shut down. And it usually means there'll be a movement of duck. Of waterfow. With that. Yeah. They ain't been moving so far. Well, moved a little this morning.

Yeah, we killed a few today. It's actually kind of fun for a minute. It gets old slick riled up. Your nephew, your nephew, we had 40 pintails working around this morning. He has a deal with pettails. I couldn't believe he didn't call a shot. I was stunned. They were about 80.

Well, they were, but you know. But you could have got a few. See, see Jason's inside eternal optimist. Oh, no, I. I mean, Jay's come across negative until he go duck hunting. Then he's pretty optimistic each and every day. But he leaves that in a duck blind. So.

Yeah. He was jolly today. Oh, yeah. He paddled at P-Row about seven miles, I think, by the time it's all of a sudden done with. That's how Jace works out. All natural. He forgot his coffee. He's either paddling.

He's going to go back to coffee? He forgot his coffee, and he was just, he was unsettled until he had, he just had to finally go back. The first thing happened, a Woody came in there and lit, and he missed it. No. I wasn't going to bring that up. He did. But I will say this, I've hunted with that man for 30 plus years, and I've never seen him do that.

I've seen side do it a lot. Hey, what do you think he said when he did it? He had some excuse. What was it? It was, hey, brush was in the way. That's exactly what it. Ding, ding, ding. That's unbelievable.

He's always got an excuse. Ding, ding. I just said, hey, look, why don't you do what normal people do and just say, hey, I miss that sucker? yeah he uh yeah everybody missing i don't if if you tell me you don't miss you're a bald face liar thank you i'll call i'll tell you to you face you're all day it was a 20 yard shot and he shot it at about 16 he was a little short little short a little short on that one like the water blew up and i was because i was watching this the angle i was that the water blew up and the wood duck

sitting behind it like what just happened yeah you didn't even get up he just got up he's just very confused he was he was just you could tell he was puzzled he got away uh no that no he got him no he got to wait he had to wait for him to pass the cameraman duck got up flew right in front of jared i was like uh-oh and uh but jace let it go past him and then boom got him he got him but then after that he got in the pierrot and he he was gone for about an hour well he missed another one he couldn't handle it right he missed he missed another it right he missed he missed another it He missed a gadwall after Stone killed the gadwall. There's two of them.

He missed it. And then Jace, he just left. He took off on a march, but his march involved a Piro and a paddle. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, you know, I mean, I told him. They said, well, why ain't Jace staying in a blind? I said, boy, that's how you cure the red, you know, the red butt.

Let's call it that. The rear end of anger. Yeah. I said, sometimes I said different men got different ways to handle. I said, Jason is just going on a paddle. That's right. So he took his paddle and he's gone. But when he got back, he made two of the most incredible shots you've ever seen.

Yeah, he just had to get it out there. They knows himself. Yeah, he had to get it out there. Hard reset on a seven-mile paddle. I will say, he arguably made one of the worst shots and the best shots I've ever seen in the same morning. There you go. That last shot on that one, Woody was incredible.

I mean, like. That thing was 90 yards. I mean, I look and I said, oh, no, him and Phil both. Phil in his heyday. They kill them further than anybody I've ever said. Buddy, when I tell you dead. Oh, no. I mean, I was just looking at it down his gun barrel,

and I was like, boy, I'm glad that ain't me. Boom, that thing. Oh, no, look. He had a 10-gade. Then he shot it and just, he finds this, Jay's here, you can have this. I don't want it. That reminds me.

You always hate. Hold on. Martin just got excited. Oh, look. I got a look. With a assesmith or something. Six and three. If you're wondering where Martin keeps shells.

You're looking for shells. Yeah, these ain't just props, y'all. He keeps them behind himself in the studio. Number three, aka the duck call room. And now they're just reading numbers off of boxes. But look, hey. He's good. Sorry, Hunter.

The ducks were flying that day. We had two bunch of mylers working. Mm-hmm. Okay. Jace always takes two guns. That day, he had his browning, okay and the 10 gate well hey the ducts were two bunches and one of them was low and right and the other bunch was high jays killed three okay with the brownie set it down grab the 10 gauge and killed two out of the high bunch okay and I'm telling you it was this way boom boom and it was 1001 1002

1003, 1004, 1,0005, 1,0006, 1,0007, 1,0008, splash, 1,010, splash. Keep going. He shot them, I mean, hey, it was 150 yards high. I'm telling you. I was late for the second shots. But it took them a count of 10 to hit the water. You know, and I said, what did you, what are you shooting? He said, oh, I'm shooting this 10 gates.

I said, okay, now it makes sense. Because I mean, hey, you're talking about up there. Jason mad at him. He out there right now putting out of decoy. Well, hey. So it took them 10 seconds to fall? It took them a count of 10, okay, to hit the water. According to math, that means they were 490 meters.

Well, I'm telling you, they were up there. Not if they do the helicopter. That's okay. That's a good point. Kind of like a parachute, you know. He's done that quite often though. He did today, but man. Is Jay still into chopping wood?

Oh, yeah. He's now a shovel man. Is the shovel man? Buddy. There's people that go to gyms to pay to hit tires and Jace just walks outside and just chops wood. Everywhere he goes now, duck out and he got two things. A shotgun and a shovel.

I've been halfway convinced the shovels for us. Like he's just going to take us out there and get rid of us It's a nice shovel It is a nice shovel I think it's one of his gold His treasure hunting show No that's no that's that's for Hey

If the water's too shallow He digs a hole where he can put his dippers out No right now It's no right now he's using it to pop up grass every morning for brush All right look springtime is here It's warming up you know what that means That means more outside cooking and y'all know we love to eat beef around here and that's what because of our friends over at try

tells beef makes such a good product baby ain't it good it's so good it's our friend sall robertson would say buy on the grill look before we got tritels getting ready for a cookout man somebody had to run the grocery store do all the things grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day and you never really know where that beef come to him but with tritels beef we skip the grocery store and do it a different way try tells comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while.

Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what,

when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season. Go check out Tritails Beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat easier, folks.

Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash. Stop. Support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. The first thing you do when you get on that property is pull into a grass patch. You shine the headlight on the grass. Jace pops a root.

You grab the grass and throw it in the back of the rig. What kind of? grass is that. This broom sedge. So I got this broomstage growing for buffers for our deer stand so we can get in and out without the deer now. Oh yeah, no, we're clearing all that. Ace has pulled up all of our buffer on the hilltop over there. Yeah. We got out there as morning. I heard I heard something about that. And I just, I don't know. Hey, we got out there as morning. We just kept walking. We kept walking through the middle of it. He said, oh, this is the

Goods. Look how big these clumps are. And I mean, it took me four years to get it. Oh, no, get that growing. Yeah. And he's going to dig up all the buffers. Well, it's now all sitting on duck blinds. Yeah. You'd go back and get it and throw it in the ground. It'd be fine.

It'd be fine. There's plenty of holes out there. Be careful if you walk out in front of hilltop stags. You break an ankle. I told him, I said, you dig it up in my buffer. He said, what? I said, my buffer. Yeah, for us to get out of the deer blind without,

I ain't worry about the deer. deer He said, go plant you something else. Yeah. That story checks out. Oh, he drove like Dale Earnhardt this morning too. I was smiling the whole time.

Jersey Joe, terrified. He got all hopped up on that European coffee. Yeah. Well, that espresso. European. Switzerland, he said. Yeah, something, yeah. Oh, was he driving the boat or the?

The four-wheeler. The, uh. Dibaside. Yeah. He had that baby skimp back so far back that he flew the top off stone deer feeder on the front of it. I got a corn slinger on the front of it. That's my work rig. I use it every day.

And he just got in there and just stomped the pedal through the floorboard. The whole lid on my corn spreader slung off. He just kept on going. He kept on track it. Just like he was trying to tear it up. Rough on equipment. I got so tickled. Well, he said, hey, deer, he, no.

Oh, he wasn't worried about that. Hey, he is his father's son. I'll tell you right now. He could care less about a deer. You've never seen a grown man more petrified than Jersey Joe was riding to that thing, too. I was back here smiling, just a big grin on my face having time of my life and Jersey Joe just holding on for deer life.

I like going fast. And Jared, the cameraman, Jared, he said, he said, jays, could you see better than I could out that windshield? Jay said, no. He said, muscle memory. I just know that road. We had a couple of mud holes about it. He didn't know it too well.

Through water on the roof of that thing. We hit them. That's a good morning. It was fun. Oh, yeah. I had an enjoyable morning this morning, I will say. It was, we needed that after about a five-day suck. Oh, oh.

That was a pleasant, fun duck hunt this morning. Yeah, I laughed. You all killed 20, yeah, y'all had a good one. Well, a bunch of woodies, but it's still fun. They come in there for the most part. Them gadwals were pretty coming in there and killed a few mallards. We had a good bunch of mallards on my sphincter tightened up on me, and I made a bad call. It happened.

A little bit early. It happens. Old Slick was out of the blind. I wasn't sure where he was. Yeah, we've all done it. It happens. Ain't nobody man. It always happened when somebody's out of the blind.

No, that's right. Always. You go take a leak? Guess what? Yeah. Here they come. Stretch that hand call out. Remember that time those gab walls, me, you and Godwin were out there and those gab walls came in while you were taking a leak?

Yep, wrong gun. He said, I got the wrong weapon in my handbook. Wrong weapon in my hand. He had that 4-10. That weapon used to be deadly. Old Red Rider. Now he just pointed things with it, huh? At the ground.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Well, on a more serious note, I guess we should. That's going to be a weird segue. But if we do have any fans in California, I'm probably not many. And especially where the fires are. That's an aggressive take, but probably.

I'm pretty sure. But if you do or if it's your family or anything like that, look, that's a bad deal. Man, really and true, and two, like the first responders, man, y'all are killing it out there. Like going into the face of those blazes. So how did things start? Like, I'm not, did somebody set it on fire? Did we know? We don't know.

Nobody know? I didn't know. Because this ain't a lot of questions. There's more questions than answers at this point. This ain't a time of year for lightning. So that's why I was curious. I don't, I don't know. It was just.

I ain't looked into a lot of it because mainly when I get home, I got a sick kid that I deal with until it's time for him to go to bed and then I go to bed. So it's like... You've been sleeping good? I've been sleeping fine. I just ain't getting much of it. Yeah.

I mean, just, hey, that's duck season, man. When you're in this grind of it, we got like 20 more days or so, something like that. So it's just, this is the worst part. This is the worst one. Sounds fun. Yeah, this is the, this is when it. tech goes from hunting to work like right now this is this is when you you find out what you made of so i want to hear size is it works i once you're at this point oh it's always worked

that's what people don't realize and blinds just just don't appear and get brushed and all this okay and the decoys get put out and all this other stuff so there's a lot of work goes into any type of honey. And it's generally fun work until you go through a stretch for about seven, eight days where you ain't killing nothing. And then you're like making your question, you're having life choice questions. Oh, when I was young enough, I enjoyed it.

Okay, because you got to see what was fixed to have happened. Yeah. I don't embrace the suck, though. I don't, well. That's a good lesson I learned, training you did see. guess what you suck yeah yeah and you better embrace it or you're gonna quit that's what bonebreaker said this morning he said you just got to welcome the pain welcome the pain that's easy to say for a man

who's got arms the size of my thighs you know you feel for years made the dressing with the hill or wood ducks and it was always good till recently uh al decided he was going to take up the mantle of Thanksgiving, he's going to make the dressing. Well, he got the body tight. So, yep. Well, you know he's on that. Did he lose 60 for 60? Yeah, we have a question.

He ain't done. He said he's 60 for a year. Yeah. He said he's doing it after 60. He got the whole years. He got the whole year. So he gained 20 more at 59. That way it'll be a little easier to lose 60.

I think that's what he did. Oh, okay. We thought he was trying to lose 60 by the time he turned 60. But he tried to dress and make it. Okay, he brought it. Anyway, Al made the dressing. Yeah, so what about it? We go Thanksgiving dinner at Willys.

He brings Sai plate of his dressing and puts it in front of him and said, Zai made Dad's dressing. What do you think? Say, I took a bite. Nope. Ain't good way. Have you ever ate something from somebody and said, man, that's good? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. I just didn't know. We went to one of the finest hunting lodged as you ever been to a week ago, and I just looked at him and said, no. Well, hey, they make, here's the thing.

Make all this crap. Si said, I interrupted this. Oh, hey, we make it all pretty. Okay, make it all pretty

and now, now pretty don't cut it. Okay, it's got to have a good flavor to it. Then we brought the man a muffin for breakfast. He said, not a muffin man. No,

no, I went stone, handed to him. I touched it. I said, Nuff. It's ours a brick. I said,

no. He ain't no Buffet. He ain't no Boudan, man. Yeah, Buffet is supposed to be soft and soggy. What's the last thing you ate somebody else cooked you like? I'm just curious. I'm just curious when it was. Now, I am very picky, okay.

And opinionated. Well, no, no. And vocal. And vocal. Normally, here's the thing with the redfish. I don't like eating fish somebody else is caught and clean and cooked. What's not a redfish man? You eat fish stone caught, cooked and cleaned all the time.

Well, I don't know, yeah, but hey. He's got to have a hazard may, son. I know the man. Okay. That's just like that deer steak, you know, that yearling that I kill, that committed Harry Carey to save toothpick. You know, Harry. He cleans a deer and cuts up the backstrap just like I do.

he cut all the sine you off of it okay where all you got is deer meat you ain't gonna buy it into it and start you'd send you and I had to spit it out no bony fingers that way no bony fingers that ain't no bonny fingers buddy work your fingers i told him those i i've been trying to remember that song since you said it before we started recording and it's work your fingers to the bone what do you get work your fingers to the bone fingers I still don't know what we're talking about. I knew the song. Oh, no. I had Willie's Roadhouse on. And I listened to it before I come up here. Yeah, that's what it was.

I've been sitting here. It's been wrecking my brain. Worked your fingers through the bowl. Willie's Roadhouse? Yeah, on XM. Sirius. X-M. Willie's Roadhouse.

I don't got that. No, I told him when we had the guys of Willie's, you know, people that we took him deer hunting. and they killed a dough. You know, and I told Stone, I said, hey, look, I cooked that steak the other night, you know, that year later. And I said, I cut up two of the backstraps, you know, he had four.

You know, he'd clean them and cut, you know, I cut them up, I cut them a quarter inch stick, then hammered them. I had about 30 of them. There's about, oh, two or three bites each piece. Well, I ate 15, and then my woman, No, no, look, my woman ate 15. Thank you.

And normally she don't, you know, because she come in there and I had some on my, you know, play from leftovers. You know, we ate one night and then the next day I got me, you know, some more. Cold deer stuff is good. And she said, you didn't eat all of it, did you? And I said, maybe I wouldn't do that. I said, yours is still in there. Yeah.

You know, and I told Stone, I said, she ate 15 of them. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Because she's, you know, she had always talking about, hey, I don't, you do go to deer hunting all the time. You don't ever bring them. nothing home. I said, darling, if you want a deer steak, all you got to do is tell me in Stone or go shoot one. And bring this to darn shit. What a man's man. What a gentleman. All you had to do is ask me to tell Stone to go do it. Well, no, no. All you had to do. I said, that's all you got to do. Tell me you

want the deer steak. They'll feed it, grow it, clean it, kill it, drop it off. Hey. I told him when we was on them guys, I said, hey, I have told you that how much I appreciate you take and be hunting. and, you know, like when we used to, when you had a boat, you took me fishing. Yeah. I sold the boat. He's got daughters. Got to have cars. So, hey, there you go.

That's right. That's right. To be specific, my wife wanted a new car. Well, hey, there you go. So I sold my boat. Johnny D didn't know that life. Look, if mama ain't happy, nobody's happy. And nobody happy.

So, hey, whatever you got to do to keep mama happy? I'm going to get my kids on electric. I ain't got nothing to say about it. Let them bicycle to school. Work your fingers. Hey, but back to what I said. I don't like. How do you know what you said?

If anybody catches fish. Oh, yeah. Now, you got to know. Well, you said, well, do you eat stones? Hey, I know him. I've watched him, you know, clean him and BK. Yeah. He cleanses him, filets him, BK cuts the bones out of them.

Hey, it's a family operation. they know what they're doing. You got to train your kids early to cut the rib cage out. Cut the rib cage out. I cut them any of them out from my grandparents. That was my job at the stations, cut the rib cages. But that was a good memory. A lot of people, you know, you know, that whack good grief, you know.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, bone out of your mouth, you know, stuck. Yeah, no. No. No. He said no. Oh, no, I don't know. And like, you know, some friends of mine, okay, Philippa told them, you know, I like squirrel.

So they bring me some squirrel. After an hour and a half of reclining them, okay? It took me that long to cut all the crap off of them that they'd left, everything else. So now, Phil in his heyday when he was, you know, he'd go. And I mean, like, hey, wasn't a limit. He'd kill what. It was. No, no, it wasn't it.

He'll kill what he wanted to kill and come back and then to clean them. And that's where all that came from. Jay's helped him all these years. Jay's been cleaning squirrels for him. Oh, he killed them. Plus, that, you know, that's my favorite wild game. Skirl. Squirrel.

That's the best texture of meat and the best flavor if it's cooked right. Especially a young one. I like squirrel and dumplings. Either way. I like it. I like it just fried, young fried squirrel. Somebody was talking about dove and dumplings the other day. Why would you do that to a dove?

Oh, if you, hey, if you've done it, you know, breast them. What, take the bone light on? Oh, yeah, cut it off the breast, just the breast meat. Yeah. And then cook it in, you know, dumplings and dove. Yeah, that's delicious I'm talking about, especially like caves dumplings. The dubs are so good. Oh, no.

My favorite ones is when we'd kill them in like December. And Phil make you pick them. Well, no, no. And then he'd cook them whole. Oh, no. I know that sounds ridiculous for a lot of people picking them. Yeah, but, hey. But man, them things were good.

Oh, no. Yeah. Actually, cooked in a Dutch oven. Yeah, he cooked them. Put the lead in the black. Cere them hard and then make a gravy and throw them in an oven. Yeah. Hey, tender.

Did you cook rice and gravy with your deer steak? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I figured you. Oh, yeah. I figured you. was. And the way,

I didn't have much grease in it. Yeah. So the gravy was excellent. Thick, thick and brown. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It was fine,

too. Oh, yeah. Because Christine enjoyed it better than I then. The gravy? Yeah. I wasn't even going to cook it.

She said, okay, well, no, I got the mass potatoes for me and rice for you. She said, yeah, we've got to cook the gravy. Oh, absolutely.

I said, okay. I said, it's perfect. Yeah, you can't have fried deer, without rice and girl. No, no. That's just, you're not a rice guy?

I would be fine with potatoes. But you wouldn't even need, you don't even need teeth. I do. Well, if I cooked that, it was so tender. Good news for you.

You didn't need. No, no, I'm serious. You don't need it. No. My brother, my brother asked me, he said,

hey, you got a little money. Why don't you put some teeth in your face? I said, I don't need no teeth. Have you had my cooking? Have you had? had my cooking? I said, hey, they fell out. Hey, y'all.

Good. Lord, they're going to blast you in the comments for that. Last time I'm going to do is spend money on teeth, okay? Oh, John D. can make that joke because he can take a few of his hands. I don't care. Yeah. I'm at the age. I could give a flip less, okay? All four of them ain't real.

Yeah. Giant D. make that joke. He can pop his out. Oh, they glue. Pretty good. But I've seen you without it. It's a bizarre. He said, why don't, he said, they got the imprint.

after the day you do that. I said, hey, I ain't going to go through all that crap just to have teeth. That's why you spend so much time cooking deer steak perfectly. Well, hey, I have it. It's right. And then filos. Right.

Fish same way. So how are you going to go play in the snow? I mean, I know you love the cold. Ugh. No. No. That's why I ain't duck hunting right now. Well, me and Mark, we're going to take it in Arkansas,

but then we looked at the forecast, and no twice. 20s. Oh, I'd go up there. In the cold? Oh, yeah, we could take a heater, boys. Yeah, I'd go, I'd go to blow Walmart by a couple of heaters, you know, and in bottles. Oh.

Oh. I told the commander that one time when he, you know, they got E7s and East Sixers running around. And come got me a spec five, specialist five, and made me put up to Dern GP medium tense. Oh, God. You know, got the truth put all that up. Well, when I did, hey, I was cold. and hey, I've lit them Herman Nelson heaters and had that baby

running reds to the top of the tent. What's a Herman Nelson heater? Oh, it dripped diesel. Oh, okay. And I had it dripping fast and I had it but it was warm. Yours was more of a stream rather than a drip. Oh, no, yeah.

Yeah. And the commander coming in and got screaming, who's done this? And I said, I did, don't touch it. Cold. I said, hey, I said, if you turn that off, I'll throw a five-gallon can of diesel on that deuce and a half and set in a fire. I said, I'll burn everything this army's got before I freeze death.

There you go. Boy, that's cold, I have been, though. It's a freezing fog coming through. A freezing frog. A freezing fog? Yeah. And look, it comes in, everything behind is crystallized. Everything.

Dr. Drugs, trees, limbs. In Germany. In Germany. I said, no. I said, y'all get the hell out of my way. I fixed, I fixed to have a fire going, and I figured to get warm. Oh, boy.

And they did. Did the commander come in there and got the screaming? I said, hey, you might as well get out of here. Because as soon as you leave, I'm fixing to get the drip going wide open again, baby. I just get out my way. Hey, get out my way. I ain't freezing until then. It ain't going to be cold.

I may get shot, but, hey, I ain't going to freeze. you'll, you shoot me you dive cold. Oh, yeah, that'd be a pretty tough way. Plus, we lizards down here, man. When this crap happens, they've already closed schools tomorrow.

Have they really? Unbelievable for rain. I mean, it's going to rain. We ain't getting a jump. It's not even supposed to get below 32 degrees and we have closed the schools. Yeah. I was going home to help Brittany with Whalen

before we did this and they had like sand on the intersections. I'm like, God, it's 34. Like, I get it. When it snowed over, like there was nothing

any of us could do. Yeah, that was trash. But, I mean, that was legit. Like, there was snowing ice

like everywhere. This is why our fans from up north make fun of us. Absolutely. It is. Well, they have every right to. Yeah.

Because we don't know how to act. Oh, when this happened. Here's the actual current weather. They just closed schools, everyone. It is 38 degrees right now.

With, rain and snow. And it's raining. And the forecast says that the low is 35. Yeah. That's above freezing. Correct.

It can... But it still can... In the atmosphere, if it's cold enough up top. Yeah, but once it gets here, it's done. It helps, right? I don't know. If it's icy outside and I go outside and pee on it, I got yellow ice.

But can there be ice on the road when it's 35 degrees? I don't think so. I don't think that math worked. No. I don't think that math. I don't think below 32. And normally lower than that. And there'd be about 29 for a year.

Our Irish friends, zero. I was thinking 27. Yeah. It'll get ice if it gets 27 degrees tonight. But it ain't. It's getting 37 tonight. Again, as bad as. And we're closing schools.

As bad off as they've been the last three days, we may wake up more than this 15. I don't know. I'm kind of for them closer schools, though, because them kids will just go fishing because they got nothing better to do. You hope. The guard commander's going to be walking to see you.

Oh, yeah. I got them tomorrow. Yeah. Go fishing in the rain. Fish in the rain, boys. What a weird place to live. I mean, one drop hit the ground is below 40 and they shut down.

Here's just a little. deal about cold weather. I'm not for it. Last year, I went duck hunting. Mm-hmm. Okay, and they, it was, we hunted a ice hole. Yeah. Okay, on the lake, on, on field property.

Yeah. When we pulled the boat in the blind, a fever was sitting on the thing on piece of styrofoam, and he was literally freezing to death. Did you save him? Uh, no. he wasn't water but I mean he was literally just up there's a beaver freeze when a beaver gets cold never seen a beaver do that hey look when the beaver gets cold I ain't coming hunting now I'm gone I'm gonna stay in bed right now because I said I said I've always wondered how does they do it

live out there in that man yeah they live out in this mess yeah you know and they don't have a heater they one to get warm. So now. I'm way more curious how they live out there when it's like a hundred. Oh, no. And mosquitoes everywhere. I could do that way before I could live when it's snow. Really?

Yeah, I'd rather put up with the mosquitoes. Not me. If I was a beaver, just butt naked on a log, just basking in the sun. It's hot and I'm sweaty, but that's better than being cold. I don't know. It seems like hypothermia would be a lot quicker than West Nile or what. whatever gets you. Well, hey.

You know, encephalitis. No, I don't like being cold. I was cold this morning. I've been wearing the same pants for four days just to try and keep on. There's two things that really scare me. Cold? No.

Cold is one of them. Okay, freezing to death or burning to death with a fire. A fire. Because the fire's in a, in a 10-story building. Yeah. And it's burning from the bottom up. You're going to take your chances. Hey, before it gets to be, I'm jumping, baby.

I'm serious. Hey, I take my chance. I ain't burning. What do he die from? He jumped out of a 10-story building. Just, yeah, swan dive. Don't go ahead first, you psychopath. I would.

Hey, I would. I'm serious. At least, oh, my goodness. No, no, hey, I'm serious. I would do a swan dive out of a 10-story building before I burned it. And just be showing. Hey, yeah, here we go, baby. How many 10-story buildings you ever been in in your life, though?

A couple. One or two. Guarantee it was all during Duck Dynasty. Well, Hunter, any interesting voicemails? He's had an interesting one lately. Leave us a rating wherever you listen to us, five stars, if you don't mind. That way, more of your friends can find us. Rate, review all the things, wherever you listen to podcasts, Apple, Spotify, Amazon,

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What happens here literally goes out to everyone, though. Oh, I know why they brought it. You know what else on there? John 316. And 17. There you go. 17. Johnny.

Everybody knows 16. They need to look at 17. Yeah, from Johnny. Oh, you're there. Go ahead and continue on to 18 and just read the whole thing. Okay. Johnny from Easley, South Carolina with his place called, From a Place in the Woods.

He makes Adirondack chairs and rocking chairs. And apparently those are the best kind of chairs. And I got to say it. Does everybody know where everything comes from? What? Comes from Jesus. Oh. Oh.

That's where everything we have comes from. It's comes from the man. Jesus. Correct. Our wisdom, our home, our life. And this voicemail. And the voicemail. If this dude's name is Hesu's from Mexico, I'm going to lose it.

Hold on. Right again. Hey, y'all. My name's Cade. I'll wait until you my location. My question is, what is some of your favorite music? Also, I don't think Jesus by Morgan Wall and decides playlist. I'm from Evansville, Indiana.

Thanks. I bet he's from Evansville, Indiana. I've been there. My bad. I didn't pause. I wasn't know. I wouldn't have went Indiana anyway. That game's harder than I thought it would be.

Yeah. What was the question? What music you're listening to? Depends on the mood. Where was the guy from? Evansville, Indiana. Oh. It depends on my mood, really.

A normal day. I go getting John Davis truck. What's playing? Let's look. Let's look at what we were listening to last. You go get my truck right now. shoes radio is going to be on. No shoes radio?

Yeah, I don't know why. I never fancied myself. What does I play? We can't play the song. Red Hot Chili Peppers and Rage Against the Machine. Wow. I was working out this morning. You've been angry, huh?

I got a new playlist where it's just Creed. Wait, are you on like that vegetable fast again? Because you get kind of moody when you don't have a good. I'm in a different thing. Okay. Cool. High protein, baby. Okay, good.

I bench pressed this morning. What? What kind of cold? Oh, my first. radio pretty much stays on Whiskey Myers Radio. Whiskey Myers. There you go.

I like a little country with a little bit of kick to it. Yeah. I like them all. Obviously, Simon was listening to Willie's Roadhouse

when he pulled up. Every once in a while I like blues. Okay. There you go. I've been on a big Creed kick lately. I'm not a shame to say it. The band?

Yeah. Really? You just. You get in the... Nickelbacker. ever pop up in there? It really doesn't, which is surprising, but I wouldn't be against it at this point. A little skid row.

You're going to be wearing an affliction. Music does things. I'm thinking about it. It's some bedazzled jeans. Music sets moods. Yeah, it does. I'm serious. If you're in a bad mood, put on some good music, and you'll change your bad mood.

Yeah, it's a cold out there. I've been listening to Beach music. Oh, that's, hey, I don't warm me up. Trying to trick my mind. I don't warm me up. Oh, Hunter, what you look? listening to this ought to be good i'm nervous i like a lot of punk music okay some heavier music and some southern rock heavy metal soft heavy and southern rock yeah hmm interesting i listened to this

one band called the weeks and they mainly sing about uh like growing up on a farm and uh basically mississippi culture but i i like it a lot that's one of my favorites well you ought to be a whiskey Myers guy. I've never heard of them. They're modern day Leonard Skinnerd, but yeah. Really? Yeah, sir. Yeah, pretty much.

Modern day Skinner. Okay, what else you got over, honey? My name's Sandy Sparza. I'm from a little Texas. Tammy? I can't even understand where she was from, much less or what her name was, where is she from?

I'm going to get Sandy Esperanza. Oh, yeah. I'm going Mississippi. I'm going New Mexico. No, I think Stone got it. Texas. New Mexico. Hey, all my name is Sandy Asparza.

I'm from a little town in Texas. It's called... Goodgum it. Yeah, a little town in Texas. Little town in Texas. I figured Stone had it. El Paso had it. I didn't want to just lay up with it.

El Paso. Also, I want to apologize for butchering her last name. Asparza. Yeah. Yeah. Santa Rosa. And I'm graduating this year. So I'm planning to become the valedictorian from my school.

And, you know, everything else that I need to do. to go to college and all that fun stuff. And I, you know, I grew up watching Duck Dynasty. I have Sy's book and, you know, we need quotes for senior, for our senior quotes for our yearbook. I was just wondering if I could, hopefully, it would be an honor if I could give my senior quote to be from Cy Robertson himself. Love y'all. Take care.

God bless. I love this idea. All right, Sa. What was it? Sandy wants you to give the quote for her yearbook. So in 50 years, whenever Jimmy's looking at the earbook, it'll say, Sandy says, hey, Sandy says, hey, reach out and take Jesus by the hand, and you walk your entire life with him hand in hand.

There you go. There you go. And you'll never go wrong. And you'll never go wrong. I was going more like, I guess I was thinking more something, a little more eclectic, maybe. I'm on a Jesus. I was hoping he was going to say something about Sage.

Specifically or something, you know. Put a lot of sage in your dressing or on anything. There you go. I don't think I've ever eaten sage now that I really eat. Oh, well, your vegetables. We've talked about it so much since Thanksgiving. Go ahead, honey. And tell a pound of bacon in there with it.

Okay. Throw a pound of bacon in there with you. Hey, what's going on, guys? My name is Zach, and I'm from. Very South. I'm still going, I'm going back to Mississippi. I'm going to go Alabama. Georgia.

probably a good look. It's one of those three if it's not Louisiana. So I'm going to say Louisiana. Eastern Kentucky. Pencil Tucky got us again. I don't know what's happening in Kentucky is what I've learned through this game. My question is if you were stranded on an island and you didn't have anything with you except the clothes on your body. Would not happen.

But you could bring one serial mascot. So think Frosted Flakes, Tony the Tiger. which one would you bring and why? Thanks for the podcast, guys. Thanks for the entertainment. That is such a bizarre question. I hope you have a great day. A mascot.

What is this guy's name? A mascot off a cereal box. I got to say, I love these weird bizarre questions that people keep sending now. How does Zach, what does Zach do at night to come up with that? I don't know, but keep doing it. Oh, yeah. No, you shouldn't be doing that. Well, first of all.

How many mascots are on surrogate? Oh, we got Tony the Tiger, Two-Can Sam, that annoying leprechaucan. Count drachula. But you know what's tight. Like, you can go to the Wheaties box. And there's some pretty cool people you could take with you. Yeah.

Right? Like, because I mean, does that count? For me, it does. You're going with Ken Griffey Jr.? Why would you want Ken Griffey Jr.? At the... Hey, what if I need to chop something down? He's got a sweet swing.

I'm going to go with, what's the snap pot? and what are the... Snap crackle and pop... Oh, you're taking three! That's fair. Yeah, Rice Krispies boy. There's literally only one correct answer. I'm going to have three of them.

Really? Yeah. Because Captain Crunch is going to drive me away from that stupid island. He is a boat captain. That's the only thing I can really... Captain Crutch is going to be to your boat, Captain? If I've got to get home... There you go, boys.

Hold on. I got to make sure that Pioneer Woman don't have no... I think I probably take, like, Count Chocula. Why? That way he could keep watch at night while I sleep. You know, he'd be up all night anyway. That's right. He could stay up on.

You know, he could take the night shift and I'll take the morning shift. Is Fred Flintstone on a? Oh, fruity pebble. Oh, he's used to roughing it. Yeah. And if you run into a dinosaur, he could help. I don't, I don't stay on that. You got that big club.

I don't stay on that cereal house. Yeah, I don't know many. I got nothing for this. Yeah. You don't need a lot of processed carbohydrates there? Oh. I do not. What does the guy of the fruity, uh, parrot?

Yeah, he's already there. Oh, two can't Sam. He's living there. Oh. Like, you know. I thought about him because then you could clean him and eat him at least. But you don't take that tiger because he'll eat you. That rabbit.

That's right. He'll eat you. Oh, silly rabbit. That rabbit would probably taste the best. Tricks are for kids. Did you take Mikey from the life cereal box? Because Mikey eat anything, right? You don't want to take him.

That's not good on a deserted island. Didn't he the kid? Yeah. I'm still taking a three. He's snapcrackling pop. That's actually pretty ingenious. I'll give you that. Good, good work on snap, crackle, and pop.

There you go. That leprechaun be cool. No, he wouldn't. He's in the wing. But what if you get a rainbow? There's a pot of gold. I don't know. I'm trying to find somebody that knows how to cook,

like if Emeril has his own. Serial? Oh, yeah. But people that know how to cook don't eat cereals, what I've learned. You'd be better suited if, like, Bear Grills had cereal. Yeah.

That'd be a good. Somebody could build a four with two sticks. Instead, you'd be stuck out there with those stupid Kelsey brothers, just smashing beer cats on your head. They're the only people on cereal boxes anymore. Listen to Taylor Swift. Oh, gosh. I would actually bring them so I could end it more quickly.

Give me both Kelsey brothers. That way I can go swine swim out in the ocean. Either survive or get eaten. The one to play sooner, he's fixed to be, live host. That's way past your bedtime. Yeah, it's like at midnight. Yeah.

I bet he's going to be really good at it. Really? Yeah. There you go. Y'all ever, like, had a thing where it was like this phenomenon and there was just too much of them? Yeah, like Duck Dynasty in 2015. Yeah, like us.

You know, us in about 2014, yeah. Oh. Yeah, when you're on underwear of Walmart, yeah. yeah that that that's the one that's how i when you're the left butt cheek and yep yeah there you go so that's where you're at with the calcies yes i'm there there why do they need that on cereal why am last thing here i am i man capitalism's real good for them man making a ton of money anyway send us home john 316 17 let's go with 18 because i don't think we've ever made it that far whoever believes in him is not condemned but whoever does not

believe, Stan's condemned already because they had not believed in the name of God's one and only son. Believe in Jesus. That did that on it. That's the answer to everything. We'll see y'all next time. Even the sign agrees. Yeah. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car.

We're out.