Duck Call Room - Uncle Si's Wife Just Found a New Way to Rile Him Up

Episode Date: June 15, 2023

Uncle Si's wife, Christine, knows exactly how to push his buttons. Si and Phil share lots of family traits, but probably not for the reasons you’d think! Martin received a pic of Phil that he can’t help but make fun of, and Si has come up with an accurate and descriptive nickname for Phil’s grotesque feet. John-David accidentally started a smackdown between his boys when he let them watch “Nacho Libre.” Stone relives his glory days tormenting those around him with bottle rockets and roman candles, plus he finally sheds some light on the wreck Phil and Kay were involved in. The boys hear back from a fan that they advised to body slam his woman to win her heart, but did it actually work?! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, there will be W sauce in heaven. 100%. Honda. 100. You know what there ain't going to be, A1. You know what there will be? W. W.

W. W. W. Bovey sauce. I ain't eat no A1. Oh, yeah. If you got to put a sauce on a steak, you're in a bad way.

That's because you ordered it medium plus. Perfect. And you got to do something to make it taste right. Yeah. Ain't no such thing as steak sauce. Okay. On stone, according to the stone, no steak sauce, but he knows such a critter. But do you like the, what do they call it?

The white stuff. The white stuff. They have a fancy word for it, but it's... No, it's like you put it on a steak. Oh, that's a little salve. Yeah. They do at these high-end places. Yeah, that's good.

White sauce. Yeah, I don't mind a little bit. Yeah, you don't want to dump it on it But it goes good on a On like a steak sandwich It doesn't go near as good as Dubby sauce does So it don't matter Dubby sauce go hard

Well, that's for cooking with you Cooking with you can even dip it in Actually, I made a sauce of sandwich with Dubby sauce other day It was good That's what I'm talking about Oh, it's good on pork and chicken It's great with mushrooms too Cook down you some mushrooms and W sauce and butter

Throw that on top of your steak your woman will be giving your mushroom money the rest of the week she said make me some more then i cut me some chops about inch and a half two inches and marinate them in that w about 48 hours they were fine some things never changed we back in here at episode 250 and we're still talking about food episode 200 goes better with food ain't that the truth that gum it does i'm hungry Yeah Side did you get you some new socks Yeah

Phillip bought these from the other day They loud Hey they got They bright colors What's on the back of them Huh Are they two-toned Or is it just

Yeah He looked like an NBA player Does he? Right That's the first time He's ever heard That compliment I can guarantee you

Speaking about that Denver was running over Miami Heat Oh You've been watching NBA haven't I just glanced at it Did you?

Yeah He's glanced at it. So are they going to win? I have no other. Well, they say, okay, the powers to be, whoever wins the third game goes on to win the championship. The third game already happened. I know.

So he's calling. Guess who's going to win the championship? He's called, you heard it here first. That's right. That's because they got that. Where's that dude from? Serbia. Oh, the Joker?

You don't want to mess with a 7 foot 8 Serbian. I've lived my whole life by that. He don't even have to jump to dunk it. That's a good rule. He's only 6-11. Well, quit lying to me. I don't watch a lot of basketball after the Pelicans lose, which is pretty early. I could give two craps about a basketball game.

I was waiting for it. Anything that was a ball. He didn't like whenever they went all political in basketball? Last time I watched the NBA game, Larry Bird was wearing short shorts. You got, yeah, you didn't even watch Michael Jordan and like Charles Barkley. No. And Shaq.

No, I'll take that back. I remember watching that Pistons team with, that fought people. That was rough and rowdy. Oh, Bill Lane Beard. Rough and rowdy, boys. Dennis Rodman was on there. They were fun to watch.

They were fun to watch. But I hadn't watched any since then, you know. Basketball. took a weird turn. Yeah, it did. It all did. I mean, what are you talking about? Don't kid yourself.

That's true. They all showed their true colors, so I'm done. What? He's done, boys. He's done with ball playing. A man can only take so much. Man can... What about golf?

They had some pretty big news. You keep up with it anymore. No. No, anything with the ball. I'm off of it. He's it. That's it. It's out.

Don't have time for him. There you go. I can respect that. What do you watch? I watch fights. Oh. You need to watch TV. Put the ball down and just get the fist out.

That's right. I watched fights last night. Nacho Libre. Oh, that's a good one. My kids, I was like, they're probably old enough now. Oh, yeah. Oh, we laughed. Then Carter need me in the gut this morning to wake me up.

I was like, oh, my word. Ready? Oh, we're in full wrestling mode at my house. Everybody's dancing at the party. It's a fantastic. It never gets old. I laughed and I laughed. Allison's out of town, so I was like, we're getting weird.

Did your dad let you move your Nacho Libre poster to the honeyhole when you left here? Nope, that's in the garage somewhere. Oh, it didn't, doesn't get in your office at the honey hole? I don't have an office, sir. I figured you could put it in the front door. Put it in the bathroom? Yeah, maybe. No, I'll leave if you do that.

You'll be making a Facebook post about, have you seen my, what are you scared? The arrowhead stuck to me. Uh-oh. I thought it was a was a was a was. something. A little jumpy. He's a little jumpy boys. I'm very jumpy.

I'm a little nervous today. Well, my wife's out of town, and so I'm, you know, I'm running zone defense against three kids. What's she doing? Women's Retreat or something? It's a Bible conference in Houston. She graduated from Bible school. Is she? Oh, yeah.

Really? Yeah. But mine's over there for the River Danks. Uh-huh. River dance. Yeah. Yeah, the bunch that does the river dance. Is there a bunch?

Oh, yeah, from Ireland. I thank her for her. Wait. They're in Dallas. Is she in Texas? Dallas. Her and Liz, the housekeeper, went over to watch the river dance. Okay.

Well, on episode 251, Christine will be back. Yeah. Because I got some questions. Is Trace has taken them to see it? Well, she was, but she had to bail out because she's got something else she had to do, so I think her son's going to end up. Is it today? River Dance Dallas.

It's a thing. Tonight at 7.30. Martin, you want to go? I got kids. He can't go. He's got kids. 72 bucks. We can sit pretty close.

And their new bedtime is 7 p.m. So I'm going to be out on this one. That's a long drive anyway. They didn't drive. Oh. I foot the bill to fly them. Big time. Commercial or private?

No. No, commercial. I ain't got the, you're talking about Willie. I was just trying to figure out when you said I foot the bill. I just didn't know how big a foot you had. Oh, that's right. Well, you got to keep that main redhead happy. Yeah.

Oh, my goodness. If not, you'll be wearing red socks. Oh, I'd be black eyes. I found the poster for it. It's the 25th anniversary of the River Dance. Oh, I didn't know that, see. That's all they do, River Dance? I have no idea.

Is the river dance a dance or is it just a style of dance? I don't really know nothing about it. I mean, obviously we've all... They make a lot of noise on the stage. I'll put them that way. Okay. Because they probably got taps on and all this other junk. You've seen that old boy in Tennessee with the long hair that does that...

The clogging. The clogger? He's famous. He's done with, as they say, viral. Insta famous. You know him? Your wife is from that, them parts. She might know him.

No, but he ain't a Tennessee boy. He's from Carolina or something. Oh. He just runs around with Tennessee hat on because he met bed back. Oh, I got you. Yeah. Now, he could be from Tennessee. But, I mean, I've met some of them up there around where Kyle lives.

He probably looked like just over towards that area. Yeah, he moves like he'd been sipping on that Tennessee whiskey. He was walking around the Bassmaster Classic when I was there, and everybody asked him to dance every time I saw him. I just. At home-made shine. It seems skillful. Oh, it looks very impressive.

I've tried not in front of people, and I can't do it. Maybe we ought to have him on here sometime. Yeah. He fits our fan base. You know he's talking about it, J. The river dancing guy? The clogger with the logger. There's like the Jade Creek cloggers or something like that.

It's wild. I don't know. I can't remember what the actual name of it. Well, he's smooth. I know that. Oh, yeah, especially in cowboy boots. Yeah. You know?

I could. Yeah, him and Bill Dan. were doing it. Bill dance? Can River dance? Well, no. He was moving along with him. Bill's 80-something, so.

Are you showing him to say? I'm trying to find a video of him. Oh. I can only find a photo. He's got nice hair. He probably had to get on Instagram, but. Who knows? Well, he got a Tennessee shirt on.

Oh, yeah. No, he, but their address is North Carolina. Oh, okay. Here we go. I looked him up. Watch this guy. Oh, he's got There he is

Yep, that's him He got a Tennessee shirt on Because he's at Nealon Stadium I've been right there before Well, look at that Look how he's shimmyed them hips He's going to watch a lot of Elvis

Elvis performance You think he could do Some Yu Yitsu stone You think he'd fair Look at them hips going now I don't know He'd had a good guard I don't know

That's an interesting He's probably got some He's probably pretty flexible He could have great mullet. I think he does. Yeah, I think it ain't done. He has gone.

I think it's there. I think it's already there. He just had cool hair. Johnny D. You need to learn how to do that. Y'all got the same hairstyle, man. I don't think I could do it. I'm not very coordinated.

You'd probably make it. In the feet. Well, you do have happy feet. Yeah. I remember watching you play Blitzball back here when we did that. I'd do anything with these hands, but waist down, I'm done. Can't run. I did have a buddy the other night raced the freeze at the Braves baseball game.

Apparently, that's one of them. He raced him? Uh-huh. Did he lose? Did he lose? Bob. He face planted within sight of the finish line. Yes.

He tried to kick him gears up one time. So I texted him that night because I saw it. And I said, how's your teeth feeling? But I got the video. This ain't got no copyright to it. We can fast forward to the good part. Send it to me. Yeah, let's take a break.

Let's take a break. And I'm going to send you that. Go that, baby. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know.

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Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. There we go, boys. We still got a little way to go. At what point does the freeze start running? I'm not sure. Just whenever he feels like it? But notice you never see the freeze.

That's not. Until. Until you do. Until you now. And watch it. Whop! Who is it? Oh, look.

Oh, look, they got the camera in his face. Uh-huh. I got that angle, too. But that one's better. That's just rude. Oh, man, is that? That's Johnny. Johnny Carter from Realty, Tyler's buddy.

Tyler's like high school best friend. I mean, just face. I mean. He gave you three quarters of the track and you still got beat. Oh, they put them in slow-mo. Bop. I mean, face off the turf. The freeze, man.

What did the freeze do for a living back in the day? Was he a racer? I have no idea. I just thought it was funny. I thought it was very humorous. I asked him, I said, what were you thinking when you ran against the freeze? Yeah, that's not something I would attempt.

I said, no offense, man, but like, I don't, like, when I think of you, I don't think of, what happened? Uh-oh, now Hunter's getting attacked. We got a producer falling out of a chair. Time out, here you go. There's a B. We got a producer falling out of a chair to kill a... You're going to have to hit it harder than that, son.

Are you scared of it? Where is it? You better not be in my hat. All right. We're back. Hey, Martin. I've done that before. Y'all haven't exterminated here?

Yeah. I don't know, do we? Somertime, boys. The bugs are out. Although I got attacked by arrowhead. Is that him on the floor right there? What is it? Could be.

I hope you get stung by whatever you just. He probably killed a mayfly. Hunters all shook up. Huge. Bugs in the podcast, boys. That sucker better not be in my hat. I've done that for it, though. Swat of a was.

I think you got him and then put your hat back on. He do pop you in the top of the head. I got dope pop the other day, so it on a pinky. Purple tail. That hurt, didn't it? Ooh, did it hurt. Now, that might a lot of... Let's see.

Let's identify his foe. What guy is. I don't know if we're recording or not. Oh, I don't know, but I can guarantee you this. he got a stinger sticking out of his rear end. Yep. Some kind of exotic wasp. I don't know what that is.

Yep. At least he didn't have that stinger that was sticking out of his rear end, then you? But he definitely got one. I like it hurt, too. That's big enough to hurt you. Oh, he looked mean. I don't know what that was.

I see why you jump now. I'd have jumped, too. I was lowing up Willie's, uh, A boat trainer, that old ski boat they got down there. Uh-oh. And I would put that tongue on that hitch, and there's a wallet. There are purple tails in that tongue. Son, they come out on me, pop me in the pinky.

Did it hurt? Did it hurt? How fast did you cuss? That's fine. We can admit it. No, I didn't cussed. Well, boy, I ain't ever been stung and not cussed. I'll admit.

I ain't even, I ain't even scared. It'd make you say stuff you did. You'd make you string words together. You didn't even know you could. Oh, you know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I said, now what I just say?

Yeah. Like, it just, there ain't nothing makes me matter than getting stuck. Like, irrationally angry torch everyone you see for the next 48 hours. That's how I feel when one of them gets me. Well, I feel that way for about 30 minutes. Yeah. I mean, they just, oh, it makes me so mad. Ooh, boy, it hurts.

It's like, I guess the best way to describe it is like getting shot with a pellet gun. Mm-hmm. It's got a little. burning sensation. Not like a toothache, bad toothache. Oh, yeah. We used to have those pellet gun wars when I was a kid. You're talking about dumb.

Y'all shot each other with pellet guns? Yeah. We made homemade. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. Whatever you had. B-B-B-Gun. That's kind of funny, a pellet gun. Yeah, we had to hurt.

We did it, too, me and my buddy Clark. We had four-pump maximums on the pellet gun fight. No more than four-pump. No more than four-pun. Anything that got to hurt. Unless you. Now, how did we know that it took four? We stepped it off and started at 10 and worked our way down to where we thought it was fair.

But nobody said we were smart. Yeah. Not a soul. We used to make dart kitchen messes, the big ones, feathers and all. And then have dart wash. You threw needles at each other? Oh, yeah. All you'd hear was, ah! Look in your back, tell her, come get it out.

We used to post up. Johnny Dave, what'd y'all do? I did shoot my buddy with a blowdark gun one time. He was mad. Oh, I bet. Right in his butt. Oh, them thing is nasty. We were doing something, and he said, I said,

got him. Right through them cargo shorts. Another good one we had was when we figured out that you could cut a inner tube into, you know, and then we'd make a, what was the Wilderps gun? the butt line special we made long barrels to shoot them rubbed them intertubes

and you just walk up behind somebody and just put it on his back and just and they'd leave a whelp on you. Oh, so you're doing it kind of like when you got it behind people with a thick rubber bag

had like an 18 inch barrel on it. Oh. Look, the trigger was a clothespin. Oh. Get it? I mean, it was like cocking of one he's the air

not the bows crossbow like that you put the thing and you know I have to have a strong clothespin then you just run up behind

somebody and put it on him and just let go and just pow I mean it would leave it would leave y'all it'll have to he'd leave it bruised

sign his friends didn't have fun until somebody bled we had a deal behind my dad's house out in the pasture it had two hills in a valley in between and when my cousins would come over there's about eight of us total we divide up four on four oh what they'd get on that side that hill we'd get on this hill and we put pvc in the ground like

uh not like rocket launchers mortars yeah mortars bottle rocket yeah and we'd get them bottle rockets we'd get 500 bottle rockets and we'd shoot them at each other just you know we had hiding behind the dirt wall You had, boy, you're talking about fun. I guarantee you. It is amazing that I have all my fingers from the dog. And we made some, uh, the bazooka-looking deals. We launched them out of it. You hold them?

Oh, yeah. Kids don't do this. There's a lot of fun, but don't do it. Yeah. And then storm the line with roaming candles. Oh, no, no. Hold on. Rolls candles.

I still got scars on my back from his face. I never got shot in the face, though. You weren't going to shoot me in the face, but you shoot me in the back on a retreat and a heartbeat. The dumbest one we did, we would break the stick off of a rocket, bottle rocket. Break the stick off. Everybody getting a circle. Hands on shoulders. Light it throwing in the middle.

Last one. Can't move or you're out. Russian roulette. That's kind of like that bull poker they play down there at Angola. Yeah, it was dumb. You've seen that? Yeah, they get all around that table and then here he comes. Yeah, last man sitting there.

I'd fold. That's what y'all need to play, you could win at that. Yeah, he ain't going to fold. No, he, he'd fold. Well, let's see, hey, I'll see who's a man. Yeah. That's what Phil's, say, let's play.

Let's see who's a man. Well, you reckon Phil, say right now, if you come up with something like that to play and say, let's see who's a man. Do you think he'd still play? No, he wouldn't now. Well, I better retract. He probably would.

He tried anyway. Oh, boy. What's the story on their vehicle accident, Stone? Do you know anything about it? There's different versions. Miss Kay's got her version, Phil's got his version. And then I got pulled over that night. Same night?

Same night. What time? Oh, mine was at about 1.30 a.m. in the morning. What are you doing out at 1.30? Playing poker. Oh, my goodness. I'm about to say you already know that answer. Yeah, cop pulled me.

He pulled up behind me. I pulled it into a circle K up there by the meal, yeah, because there's so much traffic. I pulled in there and he pulled up behind me. At 1.30? Yeah. So, yeah, it was traffic.

So I'm sitting there. I roll the water down. I'm getting my license out of my wallet. And look, he's still standing back there. You know, and he seems kind of concerned about it. And then he goes, you know, so I jump out and go back there to him. And he said, you sleepy? I said, no, sir.

I said, why? He said, well, you swerved there a little bit. And I said, well, I may have. I said, well, I'm not, I'm not sleepy, yeah. He said, well, I've been, I just got through your people. And I said, who's my people? He said, Cadefield, they got sideswiped. I said, well, hey, there must be the nights for the Robertsons.

So did they, in fact, get sideswashed? What are the odds? Yeah, on the same night. Oh. They would talk to the same police officers. at 1.30 in the morning. Say it true. What time did it happen?

The odds of Phil and Kaye being on the road at 1.30 in the morning, or the only thing that could happen, they went on a speaking engagement and they got back late. That's why they were out there. Oh, they was out late too? Yeah. Oh, well, I thought it was earlier because when I went to go play poker, it was 630, going toward play poker,

and like two cop cars and two ambulances and a truck with Latho went by me. I'm going toward town. they're going they're going toward field you know on 34 yeah that was them yeah okay maybe but i'll tell the story after the break i just before we do go to break i play poker for seven hours at night oh hey he left at 630 and was headed home at 1 30 no no look we went over at willies one night and hey guess what the time we quit son up hey i've been on the next morning 7 a.m yeah i've been on them but we that was all of of us were 10 years younger than we are right now.

So that's the point I was getting to. But we'll be back right up. What's the story, as you know, or Phil and Kay's accident? Well, it was funny because there were two totally different stories. Kay's version was they were driving home. They got home late from the event about 1 o'clock in the morning. Phil was tired.

He was driving. she looked up and there were two Yehus side by side on Highway 34 drag racing I think so, yep you know downtown Bockemville and she said they got right up on them and if she hadn't told Phil

turned right that they would all died right there she told Phil to turn right he turned right avoided the head on. It got clipped. You know, tore his wheel up and that back wheel

and that's about it. All the damage that was done. But it could have been really bad. Now, Phil's version was that once again there was two people coming at him. But Kay

reached over and grabbed the steering wheel and... She, Put it to her right. And she's the reason why they got hit, that he would have avoided the whole thing. I thought he was going to say she saved the day. If she would have just not said or done anything that he could have avoided that, no problem. But she hollered and grabbed the steering wheel, and that's why they got clipped.

So it's her fault. That's interesting. Boy, there ain't ever been a more Robertson story told than that one right there. Well, I just made that up. I was saying. There you go. Wait, you just made that all up? Yeah.

What was the time frame? Hey, what time did it happen? Do you know? Well, at 1 o'clock. But the Phil's version, I mean, K's version, I heard. I didn't hear Phil's version. I'm just guessing what Phil's version would be. Oh, it's going to be a transfer of the blame.

It's going to be blaming somebody. No, what happened when I was going toward town, that was another wreck then. they must have a wreck you know that they had to work you know yeah unbelievable he just he had just been with them right when he pulled me over yeah there's not a lot of good things going on at one o'clock in the world no no especially on 34 south oh no yeah you have no idea what you can see especially in the early wee hours of the morning on 34 oh I got a pretty good idea I think there's a documentary on it on Netflix or something

No, that ain't strange You heard No, there's like A legitimate Weird documentary You know, there's always been a lot of discussion going on about smoking pot

No, no, no Okay, I'm interested You'd lost me, but I'm back Yeah, what's it got? Well, just about, you know, having accidents Remind me what I watched last night on the news.

Okay, go firewood. There, you know, pot will kill you. smoking pot with key. Because there was a kid like 17 years old. And it's out of hand now, okay, because they've got, I can't even, I don't remember what it's like a post-traumatic stress syndrome.

They've got a, you know, syndrome that, hey, there's no way to test for it. You can't x-ray at all this junk, but, hey, people are dying from smoking pot. From smoking weed? Yeah. I think you must get that big getting that confused with crystal meth. Nope.

Nope. Last night it was on, okay, and like it was for 30 minutes, that's all they talked about, is this new deal with smoking pot. Now. They don't know what to do with it. Because you can't x-ray it or you can't check it for blood, all this, all this medical stuff that they normally do to find out what's wrong. don't work.

Yeah. Because the people that are being tested for it and then told, hey, you need to get off of it. Is there a name for it? They're not, yeah, that's a name for it. I can't even remember what it is. But it's something to do with that, the plant.

Yeah. So that's just a warning to the folks out there. What's that how to do with Highway 34? How old is, how old is Willie Nelson? Just basic drugs. Well, no, no. Willie Nelson is, what, 88th, going on toward 9? Yeah. Okay. Now, he smoked his share, but hey, I don't know. I can't taste.

Oh, Snoop. He's in his 50s. Snoop, come here and defend you marijuana. I don't know. Come sit right here. I think so Marl Hager would do the same thing if he was still here. Uh-oh. I'll pass. So what did you say? Time out. I'm going to use Google. Well, no, no. There's some kind of syndrome that has to do with the, the,

plant that grows marijuana. I'm just looking up that documentary about Highway 34. You know what it's called? What? The other side. Are you serious? Well, I believe it. Because, hey, I've seen some strange things on Highway 34 when I'm going.

There's a steel shot from it. Makes a lot of sense to me. I wish I could remember the name of it. They had a name for it. Weed? Hyper amesis. cannabis hyper amnesis syndrome is a condition caused by long-term cannabis use. Yep.

Experience nausea, vomiting, dehydration, and abdominal pain. They can't keep nothing down, and they're in pain. Hmm. Yeah. I don't do drugs. I would have never known this. Oh, no, that's why I brought it up when we got to tell them about accidents. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, because most people, you know, yeah, there's, I'll just say this. There's a lot of pot users out there. A bunch of them. Okay. Since they've legalized it. Okay. It's dangerous. Just so you know. Oh, yeah.

There you go. More prevalent today with today's high potency. Yep. That was the thing. It went from like, what, 12%? So as long as Jimmy was growing it out there on the back 40, it wasn't no big deal. No, no. It went from...

We turned it into a cash. crop and all of a sudden we get from like 12% you know up to 80% potency. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like drinking the beer and then drinking some Tennessee shine, homemade. You know, the beer's got like, you know, 10% alcohol. About five. Well, whatever. And then, hey, shine, homemade shine.

You're drinking. You'll burn blue boys when you light it. That's the good stuff. Kids. There used be a program called Dare. Don't do drugs. That's all I know. That's it.

You used to be one called Duck Car Room, too, but today may end that. Episode 250. Weed and shine. You heard it here first, boys, both ways. We're going to get one of them cute little warning labels. There goes our inspiring podcast award. We're out. It'll kill you.

We're out. Hey, I'm informing the public of danger, boys. Hey, you're inspiring people to change, right? Yes. So y'all, y'all are aware there was a wedding and the family Friday. Yeah, I watched the rehearsal dinner from the house. Every one did I talk to, I didn't make it. Said it was beautiful.

Yeah, I didn't make it either. They said it was really good. I wasn't invited. And they actually, Jay's performed the ceremony, and they said, Jace did a fabulous. That's what I'm getting to. Jace did the Jep's oldest daughter. Lily.

Lily got married to a fine young man, by the way. And Jace was the officiant. The officiant. But remember we saw we talked about Jason and his hats. I saw it made a comeback. I wouldn't go and bring it up. Hey. Hey.

I got a fresh fedora, baby. That's it. He actually looks good at that. Yeah. Oh, you got to look about him. What is it about them? Yeah, he's got to look about you. Sa' what is it about you, Roberts and men,

that's got trademark headwear or just trademark clothing. You got the ponytail. Phil got the camouflage headband. He's had it for forever. Al's got vest. Jace has got a questionable choice in headwear.

He's about to write a news story in 1926. Oh my gosh. The favorite part is he's probably wearing lace-up boots with it. Oh, boy. Willie, Willie's got his bandana.

Yep. And I don't really know what Jeff does. He don't have anything. He ain't got much. No. But he's got that wolf hat, what he wears. You Robertson's, you, y'all all got a signature wardrobe, something. Yeah.

So. I just don't know about a photo. I got to tell you all then. Okay. Before Christine left, she said, hey, look, I got to get rid of your buffalo coat. No. No. Yeah.

I said, whoa, whoa, no, you ain't getting rid of the Buffalo coat, woman. She said, oh, yeah, it's got, it's got to go somewhere. I said, why is that? Yeah. And she said, hey, there's a lot of white bugs flying all over. Oh, no. Moss done got it. And I said, well, here's what you do, daughter.

Just go out there and hang in on the ports and let it out a couple days. I said, but don't you do anything with that buffalo coat? Or I will take a belt and bless you. behind. You better kill them all, sir. Well, I'm just going to leave it out there and

well I get something to pay it with. Does she wink at you after you told her you'd blister that behind? She was saying. I may be old, but I ain't dead, some. Come on, try that if you're

Yeah, last time you did that. That's why I got missing teeth. You should have body slammed it. That's right. Mighty slammer. You should have set the tone. So where's the coat at?

Is it on your porch? Is that on the porch? Yeah, we need to get an exterminator over air ASAT. No, I just got to figure out what I'm going to put on it. She said, why did you? She said, this thing's so heavy. And I said, well, hey, come on. That's the one you got from the Cowboy Museum.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you Ben Johnson thing? That's sweet. That's a heavy. Oh, no. But it is sweet. It's good for about 14 below, is what they tell me. Mm-hmm.

Well, it gets that a lot here. I put it on, and, I mean, immediately I'll just sweat. Yeah. Well, 14 below the side now is 14 below 60. So, I mean, it doesn't get 40-60. Hey, I got to put a coat on. Yeah. You've seen Phil's beaver insoles that he made?

What? Yeah. Yeah. He killed a beaver and made insoles to put in the bottom of his waiters. Mm-hmm. Feet don't get cold. That's legit. Oh, no.

Feet don't get cold. And even if they did, he wouldn't tell you. Yeah. Works great. Hey, I don't even know if he had no. Yeah. He got cold. He sent me that video the other day.

I asked him to do a video for me because he was after a new cooler. Man, his feet's in rough shape. Rough shape? Oh, he, oh, look. All right, he ain't got feet. What's he got? He's got. Like the best mud-grip tires you would ever want.

They do. I will say they resemble talons more than they resemble. Oh, no. He's the only man we know that can, a muddy slope with water running on it. He can walk up it and not slip. Everybody else is going to slip, fall on their face. Hey, he just go right up. Oh, he got a burr coming out side of his big toes.

Seriously. The size of my knuckle. Hey. Hey, it looked like a big mud grips, big ones. Are we putting a picture? I got a fresh one. Oh, Phil's feet. I got one that's less than 48 hours old.

Oh, boy. Zoom in. Look at the side of that foot. Yeah. Look right there. It looks like it's deformed. It's like it swallowed a toe and it come out the other side. No, no.

I'm serious. I mean, look, where are his toes? I don't see before them. He got that thing coming out to sun. Yeah. He's got one. I'm missing. He got five on that other foot.

Yeah, he's miserable. I can't see it. Okay. I said, Phil, can you take me a picture where you knew cooler so I can send it to the guys a thank you? And this is what he come up with. Man, couldn't even put socks on. Look, that's what Phil come up with.

Still to this day, though. Made sure you could keep up with gun stuff, medical snacks, eyeglasses. I love it. I wish this. He's got him some tenactin for. his jocuits Oh no I wish you

Some nose spray I wish this was a live I wish this was a live feed There's a jar of pickles Yeah I mean I wish you could have a live feed Because you could Pan around the room

There is no room To put nothing else in there Oh compound W In case you get a warp There's some peanuts Some double mint gum They still make double mint gum I guess no

That's my favorite part It's all house And there's an AR and his duck calls. Yep, duck calls. Oh, by the way, he said he needs new duck calls that they don't sound like they used to is what he told me. New rates. He's got the four bins that says eyeglasses and sunglasses. How many does he have snacks, medical, and then, of course, gun stuff?

And a roll of scotch tapes and Comtown W to Nactin for athletes' foot. That foot ain't ever had an infection on it. You can't live down there. Look at them things. There ought to be some days work around there somewhere and a roll of Copenhagen. Yeah. I think it was him.

He stepped on when he was younger. He stepped on a catfish. Somebody had threw a catfish out. That must be the fin. No, no. Look, it had rotted away. Well, in there. All it was there was the bones.

And he stepped on one of them, on the major fend. Ooh. You know, I am glad I got that picture, because one day he ain't going to be with us. Yeah. And there ain't a more feel picture in this world. He told me about the whole thing yesterday I laughed. About that?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. All I asked him to do was sign it like he did the very first one. I got something better than that. Okay. All right. Just asking you. About that banally commercial he did for you.

Now, that one was a good one. Yay, Italia. Yay, Italia. You wonder who makes a mess of meatball? balls the Italians and they make pretty good shotgun that's where he's gone with it that's it that's where he got to those feet are wild why did did why is feet like that is it did you don't know why he said you don't know why the right size shit the real reason why no he'll if you ask him he'll say well well we was we was so poor when I grew up that I just had to use any kind of shoe from my brothers and they was always

too little. He said, that's why my feet looked like they did. That and their parents were second cousins. I can say that because my wife is coming down that same tree. Yeah. So, hey, whatever.

Back in the old days, you know, that kind of stuff happened, especially down here, down in this hole. Bart, you're holding it together. Hunter's lost it. Hunter had it and then he lost it. He got,

also down in these parts, that happens. Hunter said, I'm out. That's because Hunter lives right now. He knows good well at his family. He got the same,

same deal going. And Beth, our friend from Canada's over here chuckling too. This is fantastic. I love it. You go back far enough. You're going to find it around here. Yeah.

At some point, that tree looked like a telephone. Phil's the one that told me. I had no. idea. I heard them make jokes, you know. Phil, I walked in there, he says, Stone, it's worse than what we thought? I said, what do you mean? He said, we thought

Ma and Paul were third cousins. Turns out they were second cousins. Oh, that's for real. This ain't just a, this ain't just in serious. Real. So I said, well, you know, that explains a lot. Hmm.

So all you, Robertson's got an unnamed lump on you too. Phil's is in his foot, yours in your back. Yeah. There's a go. Well, that's just like from bad posture as a kid. That's probably what Phil says about his foot too, but now I'm beginning to think it's all genetics.

That's wild. Oh, man. I had no idea they really second cousin. I always just thought that was one of Phil stories. It very well could be. Yeah. You know. I just wrote that off as Phil being Phil and showmanship.

Yeah. Yeah. However, it does explain a lot. And I don't necessarily doubt it either all at the same time. So it's a weird deal. I don't know. That's how you end up right there. With a man taking a picture of you and an iPhone and your feet propped on a flame red cooler.

That's living, boys. That is living. That is living. Let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this. Let Hunter get his stuff back together. Oh, that was fun. We're in our favorite part of the show.

We've kind of went all over the place. But hello at duck callroom.com. That's the email address. Johnny D. Do you have anything you can add to today's eclectic collection of stuff? He body slammed her. Did he?

Oh, he body slammed her? Did we have a video? No. Oh, God. You should have filmed it, son. What happened? Are they in love? Now you're married.

Are they engaged? It weren't. It worked. What's that? You know you're married and they? Everything's fine. They're not married. They weren't even dating a wife.

week ago whenever Godwin told him to body slammer. Hey, good. So. What are y'all talking about? Oh, you may have to give Stone the backstory. This was playful that we're talking about. Oh, I'm really not sure how. His woman that he was interested in.

Yeah. They was dating. He said, well, hey, they weren't dating. Well, hey. She would hit him and, like, mess with them. And it hurt. Well, she was playful. And he said, but I kind of like the girl.

You know, he said, but it hurts. He said, but I got bruises on me. And Johnny Govan said, hey, here's what you do. Body slam her and then everything will be fine. Well, he's trying it. Aaron from Oklahoma, emails back. He kept getting nervous. He snuck up behind her, grabbed her, picked her up.

And body slammed her. Nope. She turned around, broke free, and body slammed him. Oh. I told you, you better not go half cock, son. Hey, I told you. Bart did warn you. I told you you better not go half cock.

He goes back at her. The security guard where they weren't shows up, thinking they're actually fighting because somebody said that the big lady's beating up the little guy. And it turns out okay. I asked her out. She said yes. Aaron from Oklahoma has a date.

Love, I told you. Love was in the air, boys. Hey, congratulations. But he didn't let her get him in a headlock. Hey, congratulations to both folks. I hope you live forever and all. Just love each other forever. there it is.

Hey. Body slamming is always a good goal. It works. It works. He went half cocked and got his tail whoops what happened. I know good and well that government ain't everybody slam Miss Paula. He said he'd break off three foot of a two by four. That's right.

He said he does his regular. She would whip his tail. I don't doubt that either. I've always told y'all that I'd rather fight ten. men than one woman that's angry because she'll kill you. I ain't going any grocery stores in Oklahoma anytime soon. Yeah.

Oh my goodness gracious. It worked. It worked. Fantastic. Godwin was right. And it even got security caught on. Hey, God was like that Retire dog. If you're in Oklahoma, you might want to check your ramen noodles at your grocery

store just because apparently that's where they knock some of those down. Hey, pre-crushed. Who don't break up your ramen noodles? That's fine. Who knows? I can appreciate it. It worked, though. Yeah. So I'm happy.

Better that than the Dodge pretzels. That'd have been kind of a bummer. That would be a bummer. But, well, congratulations, A.A. Yeah. Let us know how the first date goes. And if you get... But if you go half cocked against, son, you're going to get hurt.

Take Darwin's advice. Break off about three feet of a two by four and bring it with you on the first date. You got to commit if you're going to do something like that. That's the key to it. Be committed. Oh. Sweet Lord, have mercy, what else is? And congratulations.

I have no idea how body slamming her work, but good for you. I was totally against it, but... Maybe you ought to drink it while it's hot. That's Godwin's other saying you've been totally against. Drink it right? Right, why it's hot, boy? Oh. All right, anyways, I don't know how we come back from this, but Joe Joe, I guess that's his

name, emails in, and since I didn't weigh that fish and we all were guessing at the weight, he wanted me to ask y'all's expert opinion we'll put him up above Phil's feet and he was wearing a harding track and field shirt so that me and him I was on the harding track team for like three days that bass that bass that bas going to struggle to make four oh wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute okay the key is to look at the hands that's the key because he's holding it out there post on what you say um I'm saying four I'm saying four Uh-uh. That's at least six. Oh, God.

No. When you tell people, tell him, Cy Robertson said six. I'm going to say between four and a half and five. Six pounder. Four and three-quarter. Four and three-pounder. Stone going with a heavy four.

I'm going with a light four. I'm going with six. And there we go. I'm going with eight. Oh, he's going to eight. Say what you want. You didn't have a scale. That's how you operate.

So how much it away? He doesn't know. He didn't have a scale. He just wanted to know what our thoughts. where since we guessed Johnny Deez. You got it up from four or six. We're like the people at the circus. Come up here.

We'll guess your weight. We'll get your fish weight. All right. David from Tulsa also emails in. And this one is a little serious and it bothers me for this kid. So David from Tulsa, his son's 11. He loves Duck Dynasty, been obsessed with it. Now likes the Duck Call Room, watches you guys on your outdoor videos, Finn Commander.

So he wanted to learn how to go fishing. And his dad didn't know nothing about it. didn't have a lot of money. So he said, I'll just buy him this $25 combo. They were super excited. They go down to like this local pond, probably like a park is what it sounds like. And he let his kid go over there.

Then his kid comes back all sad because some turd munches made fun of his fishing poles and his gear and how he was casting and stuff. And so now dad's bummed out because the kid's bummed out and they were just trying to have fun fishing.

We got a picture of kids. Let's put them on blast. That's what I would like to do right now. Let's put them on blast. So he asked if we had any advice on dealing with difficult and mean fishermen. Yeah, turn that rod around and use the budding. Just a whip them with it. We're getting violent as a podcast.

We're body slamming or beating people. I mean. You just got to blow those losers off. Yeah, punks are going to be punks. And you know what? They've grown up watching YouTube fishermen for forever and figured out how to do it. That's fine. your kid will get there one day

just got to let him go through this but I mean I don't know if somebody walked up if I'd know if that was a $25 combo or not like that's not something I would make fun of that that just doesn't feel to me like I don't know that's weird

people are always going to be jerks yeah don't matter what you do in every hobby there's always going to be an uppity person that thinks they're better than everybody they roughly they roughly make up half the population yeah Yeah. Now, if he had a spinning reel, if what you bought him was a spinning

combo and he had it upside down and he was reeling backwards, I'm going to get some of the ownership on you, Dad. I don't know. Like, as you see them people, now that's an easy target. If they go in this route, that's a problem. That's a problem. That's an easy target and you should have talked, but I don't think that's what happened.

I think that he probably was backlashing or doing something weird and the other kids think they've been doing it longer or whatever. But just keep going fishing, man. Don't let that discourage you. They'll catch something with that $25 bride and reel that they didn't catch with the, who knows how much they spent and prove to them that...

Buy him some more crickets, buy him some more worms, buy him whatever he need, minors, whatever y'all fishing for, just to get after it. But be nice to people. Yeah. If you were the kids picking on the kid, be nice to people. And if you're not, expect to get hit in the mouth.

Don't be surprised when it happens. That's fine. Martin's a big fan of taking that reel off and just whooping them boys with a rod. That's what I'd have done at 11, I can assure you. I said, oh, okay. Now, I wouldn't have taken my reel off because it'd still have been zip tag

because I didn't know to cut them off at that point. Oh, geez, he thought it was an audible there. My real ain't going nowhere. But no, man. It's ideal with bullies. Hit them in the mouth. See? I'll stop that.

I don't know that. Stone's got that look in his eyes. Oh, no. Hey. That. I faced him in high school. Yeah, bullies are. long as you'll let them push you around they're gonna push you around and they're gonna push you and push you

yeah they're just stop it to begin with as soon as he pushes you pop him in the mouth and say okay let's get it on you started it let's go now once they put hands on you that's when you have to act yeah yeah you got to break this up okay you know i went through it my son went through it and and i'll tell the story the kid next door was bigger than he was and older, so he was pushing around, and I told him, no fight. Well, one day I would watch them, they was doing it, so I'll come out there and I said, hey, both of you come here? I said, boy, listen to me very carefully.

I said, talk to his neighbor's son. I said, I'm releasing my son that he can't fight anymore because if he don't whip your butt, I'm going to whoop his butt. I said, so next time I'm going to try to push him again and see what happened. Well, he did, and he whooped the piss out of it. Okay, and then, hey, then dad comes over to me. And I said, hey, you want me to give you the same thing

that my son gave your boy? It's a family up there. I said, hey, two years older than my son. You should have said something to him, and I said, you didn't do it. And I said, hey, man, you can get it on. And I'll carry you up. Sucker. So yeah, you got to stop bullet.

John D, you got the Bible verse. I love one another. Yeah, love one another. Not fighting each other. We could, buy, man. You could go with that one, an eye for an eye, tooth through. I believe it said you hear it is written an eye for a tooth that. I say turn the other cheek.

Yeah, no, nobody ever wants to go to that other part. No. Stop right there. You stop before the comma. Oh, here we go. I'll give you one real fast. Oh, that's, I type that. in way wrong. I'm going

with Matthew 511. If you're driving, don't look it up. I'll read it to you, but it's going to take me a second. Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad because great is your reward in heaven for in the same way

they persecuted the prophets who were before you. There you go. Love your enemies. Amen. That's what's a good book says. Like lumping burning coal. All right, we're going to leave you with a shot of Phil's foot grips. His seventh toe.

That's right, why.