Duck Call Room - Uncle Si’s Wife Lands in the Hospital While He's at Work

Episode Date: September 17, 2026

Uncle Si somehow makes it all the way to work before finding out Christine is in the hospital, then gives an encouraging update on how she’s doing now. Godwin prepares for surgery the next morning and compares the strange new realities of getting older. Martin gets uneasy watching freakishly fast robots wipe out at full speed and joins the debate over whether technology is heading somewhere nobody wants it to go. John-David gets roasted after a clip goes viral, then helps uncover one of Si’s wildest Vietnam stories about a soldier getting creative to get his fix. Duck Call Room episode #588 is sponsored by: https://preborn.com/duck - Visit the PreBorn! website or dial #250 and use keyword BABY to donate today. https://rocketmoney.com/duck - Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster! https://drinkag1.com/duck - Save 20% on your first subscription order of AG1 Next Gen or AG1 Pro! https://duckstamp.com - Get your digital duck stamp online and keep it right on your phone! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to start today off. I'm going to go ahead and address the elephant in the room. What are you wearing? I mean, I'm used to, like, weird things that you sport in here, but... What do you mean? That was my jersey number in football. 22. Monster man. Emmett Smith? You had it before Emmett. Well, I'm just supporting Cy Robertson and Caitlin Clark all at the same time. There you go. You don't watch a lot of WNBA?

You got to watch out. You'll get, she'll get five. Okay, yeah. You're going to get filed? Oh, yeah. If you wear this jersey down the street, you might just get tackled at any moment. And then you'll jump up and shoot a three-pointer. By another female?

That's right. They'll like that. In your face. And you'll do this or you'll go. And then Sophie will do this back at you. I've seen her. But I haven't watched her play basketball. She's good at basketball?

Sophie or she just good at point? I would assume she's good at basketball. Why? She made it to the WMBA. Well, she's better at pointing. I keep my comments to myself. That was proud. Hey, you can play there now.

They have no idea. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. I can play in the WNBA. Oh, yeah. Well, they haven't decided. That's the big stink about it.

Yeah. They got, they all got together all the great minds of the WMBA. They really did this. No, that's what the problem is. And had a meeting about what the W is. Oh, no, that's what the problem is. You said great minds.

Hey, they ain't got Tim Brainsense. between the whole bunch of them. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to she a bunch of deer this year. The game warden catching me. I'm going to say, well, I'm just a bear. You can define what you want to be. Yeah, yeah.

It's backed on that whole combo, Mark. I'm eating on. Well, here's a deal. There's been dudes dominating women's sports here for a little bit. And I've been waiting for them to try it in basketball because I was like, you know, pay, no offense to all the swimmers. They'll be really watch the swimming. I said, but once some dudes starts dunking on girls,

we're going to have to, you know, address the elephant in the room. I mean, I would think you to dress it in swimming when they got up there. They should have. Well, yeah, a swimsuit. That's a good point. You know. But I'm hoping we're at a crossroads here. A crossroad.

For women's sports. You don't have screwed them up again. Why did I screw that up? Because they don't know how to make a decision. If they could find the cross on the road, they'd be up near. See, stop. I can't. You should be able to find something else.

No, no, because when they're coming to the crossroads, they're confused. Well, I don't know where they want to go. They just stand there and go on a circuit. They don't know if they want to go straight across. They'll take a left or take a right or turn around and go back home. They thought most of them don't want to go straight. I think they should turn around and go back home and never leave home. That is a good one.

If only I were witty. If only you were witty. If Hunter was feeling better, I could have probably got a laugh at. Yeah, Hunter's about to fall over in here, everybody. Hunter's got morning sickness or something. I'm not sure what's wrong with him. It's 2026. We're going down this road.

You never know. Hunter, do you think you'd make it in the WMBA? Hey, I know what's wrong with Hunter. I know. What's wrong with Hunter? This woman's in town and she's keeping him up too late. Ah. Is that fax, Hunter?

Are you staying up later than you used to? No. I'm actually going to bed earlier than I used to, but I don't think she's one making me dizzy right now. Hunter, we were doing ads and Hunter was over there looking like he was about to fall over and kiss the floor. I was very worried about you. I think I have like another double ear infection or something. I'm going to have to refer you to the ENT that put the tubes in my kids. You're going to have to be a grown man with tubes.

Well, that's the end of the dog. I was going to have to get them. Yeah. See, Gavin almost had to happen. There's something, it is like biologically significant, though. It's like very prevalent in white males. Like the hole in there's too small. We were back on that, right?

But at least it exists. I got mine from flying too much. What are we talking about? Your eustacean tube in there where it drains the fluid. Hey, don't talk about my eustation tube for the whole world to hear. Why not? It's too small. Well, you're supposed to be perfectly average or at least average or above average.

Hunters is too small. Have you flown recently? I did. I flew to Arizona. Eustation tubes in the ear? I didn't know. This episode's been all over the board. I don't know.

And then you started talking about white males. If I'd have said fallopian tubes, we'd go back to the WMBA. Allegedly. Well, in theory. We would hope so. That's how I would define the W, not the form of president. The presence of them matters. I mean.

Anyway, we got to protect. Also, the entrance to get there. But anyway, yeah, protect women's sport. Absolutely. Why would you not? Guys, why do you want to go play in women's sports? Because you suck that bad? This isn't a woman problem.

This is a dude problem. Hey, man. You got your butt kicked. It's okay. I got my butt kicked too. I do a podcast. I don't play on Sundays. It's fine.

I could. I do think I could make it. It's okay. If they made a women's tackle football league, I think I could make that one. Well, I would hope so. Do you think I'd be a tight end? Huh? You could, whatever you want to be.

Except for maybe kicker because there would be some, there would be some soccer players that would come do that. And then women can still kick that ball. They can kick. So, yeah. Yeah, protect women's sports. And I'm raising two young boys, but protect women's sports, man. Protect men's sports as well.

My boys, they're more into the theater. But my daughter, she's into sports. So, like, I'm my men. I'm girls' sports. They rule. What? Why are you laughing? Just the way you said that.

I always thought I'd be like, I'm not laughing at the circumstance. Hey, no. I'm laughing at your, uh, it's, it's what happened. I thought I'd be like a travel ball dad and be annoying about that like all y'all are, but I'm not. So now I'm just like, you know what? We're going to go dominate volleyball or something. There you go. All y'all.

Which is apparently huge in this town. Volleyball? All the side. I had no idea. Play inside. I'm sure it is. Oh, yeah. Playing the air conditioning.

As hot as it's been around here, you need something you can do it. I'm in on air-condition sports. It's almost as wild as being able to get you duck stamp on your phone. And right now, if you go to duckstab. com, you can get that baby. You don't have to carry it with you. No signature required. Everything's good.

Yep. And then you hunt and not get fined. Hunter's sending me South Park episodes of transgender weightlifters. I don't think we can watch that on this show, Hunter. Hunter said I don't remember if it cusses. But I'm also a little dizzy. Yeah. All right.

Is it funny? Are we watching South Park because all those people in our one Instagram real called Johnny D. Mr. Garrison, too. that was hunter by the way that was hunter do they really yeah yeah that happened a couple times yeah he was either mr garrison so we had to real go vire you all know our friend samuel the first time we showed sigh

the the video samuel we made a real light of it because why not teasing that samuel was coming on the show all sorts of stuff well thing blows up on social media and johnny dj just gets roasted in the comment who's the guy in the orange hat for being will feral does harry carry carry and Mr. Garrison from South Park. I don't even sound like a famous character.

I sound like a famous comedian making fun of somebody. Yeah. And then I went back, I was like, I do not sound like Harry Carey. And I went back and listened, I kind of do. If the moon were made of cheese, would you eat it? Ice cold, but why iser. Hey, now, Ken, we all know that the moon is not made of green cheese.

Yes, that's true, Harry. But what if it were made of barbers, spare ribs. Would you eat it then? What? I know I would. Heck, I'd have seconds.

And then polish it off with a tall, cool, Budweiser. Anyway. Yeah, that was weird. There's a lot of weird stuff in that comment section. Yeah.

Yeah, it was good. But most of y'all were supportive of Samuel, so that was good to see. No, I just never, I've never thought of you as either one of those characters. That's hilarious.

Because both of those characters that you were compared to are somewhat soft-spoken. And you are not. Very loud. You are not. I just said I had like two words in there that my voice just went Saturday Night Live of the early 2000s. And it was weird. There you go. That's that Simpson.

That's that cartoon deal. Simpson. Oh, the South Park. I don't think of it. I just, Hunter's over here sending me what the, what is Hunter? I quit watching cartoons when I was a kid. Are you a Gen Z? You quit watching?

Your grandkids ain't started watching them yet? I don't know. I can give you a list of ones that are all right. Now you can't. I got the boys now finally. Finally, I'm winning and we're watching nature shows. Now I'm getting to watch all of Sye's greatest hits. Now they can go sit and stay with Sai and everything will be great.

Right. We're watching the lines eat the stuff. Oh, yeah. You know, I'm like, yeah, Circle of Life, buddy. So they're in on nature shows? Thank God. Well, they need to know what that goes on. I don't know what they want.

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That boys ain't nothing else. They're going to be nerd, buddy. What's the definition of a nerd? I don't know. Somebody knows a lot of stuff. Seems like a smart guy. Yeah. I know.

I love nerd. nerds are not a derogatory term in my Hey nerds scare people You know why? I got a nerd for a daughter Because they're very intelligent Okay And intelligent scares dummies

What makes your daughter nerdy? Oh, good grief Let me tell you, she'll read Even when she was little And go them AR points, we smoked them She was reading four and five books At a time How you read?

No pictures. I'm talking big books. Big books and small print. Yeah. No pictures, no scratching, sniff. He said, I'm talking. No pictures, y'all. Hey, I'm serious.

Here's a definition. I didn't put a picture on a cover. Like, there's a definition. When you get your driver's license, where's the first place you're going? Library. Oh, I thought you'd. I learned the laws. No, that, no, that.

She went. She went to the, Library. That's the first place she went? First play when she got her driver's last. Library. I don't know. Does any of this sound familiar?

I don't remember. Yeah, y'all can hang out. Oh, yeah. Y'all watch cartoons made in Japan. She's making a hayballed a 3D printer. They're making, what's that? They done this in some kind of club. 3D printer?

But they're making little. action figures for this game. Chess? I don't know. Are they making their own... Are they making their own Dungeons and Dragons character? Oh, yeah, yeah, that's it. I don't understand that.

See, now... Yeah, that's a different... There's subsets of nerds, right? Yeah. Like, Jap used to play a lot of World of Warcraft. He did, 100%. He was in his own little subset. He was definitely on an island here in that one.

Then I showed up. He joined his island. I never played World of Warcraft. I mean, you got to draw a line somewhere. There's, yeah, he didn't. He blew right past. He's got a line somewhere too. Does he?

I don't know. Yeah. Right now he's trying to Airbnb Hobbit houses in Texas. Thank you. That's why I said. Has he? Since y'all brought this up, what else can you make on a 3D printer? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I got one. what you need well no no because i heard in the news one of one of these people that was in in court right now

on murder charges made a gun oh we just made a three 3d printer yeah my brother got one he just made the boys a train whistle oh i don't know how you'd make a gun ours is like for kids though so there's not a lot of customization

yeah there's just shapes yeah you found out dad special one. Yeah, you'd have to be pretty smart to put, but you could do it. Well, no, no, because that guy made one. Oh, that's the guy that got the CEO thing. Yeah. Yeah.

The what? Oh, no. Oh, yeah. He's Italian. Oh. Man, gee. Huh? Yeah.

Yeah. He shot the, apparently he was upset with his health care providers. Oh, that's the United. He's the one to shot United. And so he just walked up and got the CEO, because the CEO is the one that didn't answer the phone. Yeah, because that's his department. I don't know the real story. I don't watch the news.

Yeah. Well, that's why what? META. Yeah, matter. It's in court now and fixed to get sued like trillions of dollars for what they're, the AI they got going with. Will I be entitled to compensation? Oh, do we get to join another class action suit?

Hey, I've already got free Red Bull in my life. It does not actually give you wings and you may be entitled to compensation. Why is men being sued? Why is everybody being sued? Definition of a nerd. We're there, baby. Computer.

Computer stuff. Computer stuff. You're not going to get nothing. You don't even have a phone. No, no, I'm not. Way back there, you don't even have a home phone anymore. Well, I, well, I have one, but somehow it tore up.

Speaking of a home phone, by the way, and we've never got it fixed. How is your wife? She's good. Okay. She's not gone? Hey, no, she went and they had her on three blood pressure medicines. Uh-huh.

That was too many. That seems like one would suffice. Well, no, no, because, hey, look, it goes, it goes high and then it goes just drops. And bottoms out. Bottoms out. Okay. And when it's bottom out, it's a problem. You can tell.

Yeah, that's when I passed out. You look at it and tail, hey. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's when I put a hole in my wall. They finally got smart and said, okay, you know, try it for a couple days. If this happens, get off of it.

Okay. And if this happens, don't take none of them. Okay. So right now she's in the test phase? Yeah, she's in the test phase. Okay. Which is crazy, you know. But she's all right.

She's back home. Yep. She's back on. She's annoying you, ripping your pants off because they got holes in them. Yeah, she's saying, you know, anytime I walk by, have a holy underwear, they come off. Good for you, man. No wonder a bro.

Pescher's up there. Yes, sir. That was it. That's the line we've been waiting for. Well, that's good, because last time we recorded, you found out when you got here. Well, no, no. See, I didn't know.

That's where she was? Yeah. And I was told, yeah, your wife's in the hospital. I said, oh, okay. I woke up and Christine was gone and he was like, oh, she got physical therapy on Thursdays. It gets in like,

no, she's in the hospital. He's like, oh. Yeah, Saul said, hey, let me tell you,

give me the update on your wife. And I said, what's the update on my wife? Well, first she's in an hospital. I said, oh, okay.

Got to laugh about it. The male Robertsons are all hard, aren't it? Oh, yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Uh, my thoughts up. It was late. last night. Yeah. I kept asking her what she wanted. I just, she's quiet.

I had a bunch of dogs rolling for no good reason. Dog rolling. Oh, I told the boys at the deer camp this weekend, I said, I got the ultimate thing for the deer camp. Dogs rolling all day. All day.

Put them on. Put them on. Get up in the morning. Put them on. Don't worry about it. Nobody didn't want to stop and cook. We had three or four drills going. I said,

we need, replace it. Yeah. I was rolling. Take one. Oh, that remind me. The, uh, Bratworth's. Bratworth's that the guy sent out. Big Russ. Oh, it was good. That was the right kind.

Oh, good. Big Russ also sent us a very dangerous looking slingshot. Yeah, tactical slingshot. I don't know. That thing kind of makes me nervous. What is it? But also Big Russ hung out with Sophie, who he's now going to invite on the duck call room on our behalf. Russ, you got, we're just putting on this spot.

So Sophie may come in here and just point it to camera. all the whole time. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but she does that so well. That, because the expression on her face, he does point well. No, no, the expression.

And look, the girl couldn't stand it. Mm-hmm. He started running her mouth and all she did, she didn't do, doesn't it. And her fingers is curl up and she just. Is it? She double-joined it like me? Yeah, yeah, I can't point.

Yeah. Yeah, that's why Sophie did. It was curled up. You can, you just got to get, you just got to get you. When I point it, somebody I point directly above them. Your level's broke.

He's pointed up to God. Yeah, your level's broke. But people say that that's weird, but my fingers never pointed straight. Like, I got to really work on it. Yeah. I had a young lady in high school. She could lay her fingers against the top of her hand.

I used to could. Really? I can do it too. Oh, no, I'm serious. I'm serious. She could lay. Why? I'm not as flexible as I used to.

Oh, no. My sister could do her whole hand. She could lay all four. fingers against the back of her hand. We got crazy little. It would freak you out when she would do it. I ain't ever been accused of that. She'll do this.

That's not all I got. Look, look, she'll do this. And then the next time, it would be like that and it'd be under, under our hand. My fingers are crooked from football. Nothing, nothing out of the ordinary. They got called in between. In between, jam.

I can bend my thumb back and touch my chest. I used to could touch my wrist. I can't do it. I haven't tried that in a long time. Oh, that thing, no. We're getting old. Huh? I ain't ever been able to do that.

Hey, look at that. What did you do? We're sitting here talking. That's just from jamming them duck calls together all them used. Oh, arthritis. Orthritis. Arthur. Our good friend Arthur.

Look, I'm getting old man bruises. I can't go outside. Look, I don't even take no medicine no more. Are you getting the old man bruises? Yeah. I don't take medicine. I bet that one got all over before you knew what happened, didn't it? Do you bleed?

That one got a scab. No, no, no, no. I love that. I've loved that. The older you get? Look at my leg. You'll just look on your body so I wouldn't be seen. Oh, folks at home that love God with pedicure video, he's in need of one. Oh, look. He's on the bad end of a cycle here, buddy.

They fell off. Yeah, he ain't got no nail on that one. The one he said was going to turn black and fall off. It did it, buddy. It did. And I had the uddens turn black. It turned black and fall off? It's probably going to fall off, too. We all know football seasons here.

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feet. I don't even like good looking feet. So you're at the thin skin phase. My dad's there. It's weird. He bumps into something. I ain't but 64. Blood everywhere. Are you really? He's only 66. You're about to be 65? Hey, it only gets worse. Oh, you'll be six. Hey, it only gets worse. It's next week, ain't it? Yeah.

Your birthday? Yeah. You tell me. Yeah, it's next week. Sometimes, look here. Isn't it your birthday? Two days. From now?

August 25th. 26. Sometimes this watch moves the wrong way. I got just a big blood bluster where that watch was. I'll be 41. I ain't thin yet. I ain't got no thin. skin yet.

41. 41. Yeah. You get 62, 63, you're going to start getting these. Pitiful. He said pitiful. Hey, Big Dave bumped into something at work the other day and just blood everywhere. Okay.

It's a thing. How old T? 66. 66. Okay. Well, I know size come in here randomly bleeding often. Oh, no. Generally on his hand.

It's just, I just look and talk about it. Good. Okay. You'll walk by my wife, and she said, hey. That's why we got your dogs rolling. No sharp point. I said, why? She said, go, you got blood running down the back of your arm.

Oh, yeah. You got eyes out there, of course, I don't wear no long-legged breeches in this heat. You don't wear them any. I'm out there moving deer stands. Boy, Liam fell on my foot the other day. Saturday. Yeah. Hurst on it.

Oh, if them people hadn't been around, I'd have cried. Oh, it hurt. It hurt. Why don't you cry in front of people? Do we need to talk about that? Huh? You could have cried. No, it's embarrassing.

Why is it embarrassing? You got hurt. Who's a man? Hey, man, man, don't cry. I've seen everyone in this room cry except for maybe Godwin. No, I've cried. In here? But I ain't going to ball.

Oh, it depends on what happened. Yeah, I guess so. I don't remember the last time I cried from physical pain. Yeah, I can't remember last time I cried from physical pain. I wanted to, though, the night. This little finger right here was like a month ago. I don't know what that. I think there's some pine sap in there.

I got caught in between. I thought I cut it off. Oh, cut your finger off? Yeah, I thought it was gone. I need my finger on. Now, a deer stand at shooting rail on that millennium deer stand. The lap. That's out of it.

And. How about that hurt? I don't like it. Oh, did it hurt? Gravity in between two. Gravity falling between two pieces of metal? Yeah. Yeah.

That one right there is when you excuse even a cuss word, you know? Try not to. That's okay. I mean, you try not to, but if you or your buddy does, you're like, that's okay. I've had a buddy. I mean, it crunch. Yeah. I told Paul, I said, it's cut off.

Oh, no, I had a buddy in my eyes slam. I kept looking. I had gloves on. I had a glove on. My little finger. I looked at it. He didn't want to pull his glove all. He's going to leave it in there?

He said, is that bad? I said, skin's coating it on. That's the way I felt the day. My buddy slammed the door on my hand. On your whole hand? On my little finger. Oh, yeah, I've had that too. And I thought, well, let's go.

But it won't. It won't. It's taking a long time. I got it on the left hand and opened it up. I don't know if I told you all this. Last year I did that to please dad. he was getting in the back seat of my Kawasaki. Two out of one of his fingers.

And they got that suicide door on it. Wow. And I wouldn't pay an attention. He had his hand on from where he got in and I closed my door. And he just looked at, he tapped me with his other hand. He said, hey, do you mind opening your door? Just as calm and cool as anything you've ever seen. I was like, yeah, why?

And I looked up there and I see his fingers closed in my door. Oh, no. And he just, oh, no. He ain't ever. He just said, hey, do you mind? Yeah. I was like Jason and him. I'm now the last one to close the door.

I ask everybody, I say, are you all in? I was like when I stuck at Rivet machine. Oh, yeah, yeah. On to my, yo. Why? I didn't say nothing. I said, well, I said, I'll be back a minute, guys. And I said, where are you going?

I said, I'm going to go to the emergency room. They said, where are you going to the market for? I said, I just stuck that rivet machine. under my fingernail, and I think the whiff it's still inside. Cut the top of the mountain. Woo! Take, get it, make a mountain.

Cut it off. Oh, I had to do that the other day. You cut the top of the mountain on? No, I didn't cut the top of the mountain now, but I got hooked. I got a hoop. Phil done that to a buddy. That's not a buddy.

That's not even nice. Hooked him right here. In the forehead? In the forehead. Bass bait. Boom. Hooked it. Feels just helts it up.

And cut it off. Cut it off with a pocket now. They make like apparatus decisions. They do now. They got that deer hooker thing. Y'all got them? Yeah. Well, you just wrapped.

Best part of that. Yeah. Oh, now they got one that you don't even have to wrap the line anymore. It basically kind of does it for you. The way they got the angles of the metal on it. Yeah. And they just. I need to look at that.

I need to get one. Yeah, you probably need a couple of this for you. I had. I was trying to. get a crappy off and they reeled it up too far. Uh-huh. So I had a bend in my rod. Oh yeah, when you let go, it let go.

Oh, yeah, it went up in there too, boy. Dong! Well, I had to do that. I said, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cut that line. Cut that line. Hey, ha, ha, ha, ha, not so fast, Pocahontas. I said, I said, I got hook in my hand. Yeah.

Is that your first injury? Yeah. Guiding? No. No. Okay. I had to, what happened? I had to do something.

Somebody did something. They didn't get a hook in their hand. Most of the time... I think a gar cut them with their teeth or something. Most of the times, it's always somebody else that does it to you. You ain't miss the bass and the back fly, poop, him. Yeah. Generally...

I'd have a kid... I'll tell you, what, them crappie back and awful funny right now. I have pushed it. Because they're half boys. back all the way where it was a bar, boy. And I said, hey, push it, push it out now. He's what? I said, push the stupid thing, the hook out.

And I said, when you do it, do it hard and fast. And quick, yeah. Oh, you know, and he said, I can't, I said, hey, push that stupid hook out. Oh, he did now. I said, oh, what? I bled like a stuck pig. I know. Give yourself a finger pricking.

It took that thing for ever to get, you know, it was right here. I don't know. For you. Oh, you kept it aggravated. Yeah, and it went all the way through and I mean, it wasn't little. It was a chunk.

You kept it aggravated. There you know. I know. I know it. Honor, you're all right? You're going to pass that over? Oh, okay. He's waiting.

You say that right? He's laughing. That's why I thought he was talking to us. I had to look over and figure out. This is a bad spot for a sore teeth. What did you do right there, Hammond? I held that drill to unlock it. I could put another bit in there.

You don't paint still. No, it's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's grabbed that hand, that skin. Yeah. Only the time I got hurt recently is. That's a bad spot.

Yeah, I've done that for us. I can't grab nothing. I just picked up some fire the other day on accident, burnt the crap out of my house. It was. Was it head? Yep. How you accidentally pick up fire? The fire was out.

He thought. No? No? I don't think that was the case. All there was was ash and a little bit of stuff around the edges, and it was the next day. And there was a two-by-four about yay much of it. That thing just summers.

And the top of it looked like it hadn't even been touched. Oh, I reached down to throw it into the middle of the fire, and turns out the middle of the fire was just the part underneath it. I couldn't see where all four of my fingers. grabbed. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

I did not remain calm. You know, them yard rakes, you know, them yard rakes are real good about chunking stuff in the fire like it. Well, I did, I, I mean, I should have just kicked it. Yeah, them yard rakes. You ever had a rake? Them metal rakes, you know, not the, not the, not a leaf, not a leaf, not a leaf. Yeah, it's a little bitty metal barbed on it.

Yeah. You rake that fire. It looks like a long, Well, it hurt. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I bet. I bet it did, buddy.

It hurt very bad. I didn't have fingerprints for a couple days. And I was wondering if it was- You should have rob somebody. I was wondering if my fingerprints would come back, and I was kind of excited to not have fingerprints because- You're about the possibility?

You about to start a life of crime? I'd like the opportunity if it arrived, but my fingerprints are back, so. They agree back. Yeah. Okay, you didn't have, you don't have fingerprints. What's the first thing you do? Get a new computer.

well you're going to have to yeah but i'm talking about your life of crime i'm just wondering i'm just wondering like it's funnier to me than probably anyone else i don't know i thought i mean it's great if i could commit crime i wouldn't commit crime because i want to go to heaven yeah even if i could get away with it well it sounded like wishing your fingerprints why it made you consider some things there's somebody you need to snuff out not leave a not leave a trace i could take out a few people for sure i can't mention any name or what they did to all the shoes at the honey hole on Saturday. Hey, hey, hey.

You wasn't there, was you? Oh, okay. I was in Arkansas. Okay, I was making sure. I'm just kidding. But. Somebody poop in a shoebox? Oh, this.

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and he was organizing that shoe room and making everything pretty I guess they just made a mess of it Oh, that happens all the time That's just the retail life Yeah, don't let my kids come there down Well, your kids almost knocked a whole building down When they took out that pole

Yeah, they run into a pole They're getting a little more They're getting a little more spatial awareness about them It's back into that pole Not a ton, but a little more Jackson had to where he stands on his head head on the couch and watches TV upside down says he's exercising. You just got there?

I'm not sure. Oh, that's normal. Is it? Yeah. The weirder, the better. Oh, okay, good. Yeah, my kids all watch TV upside down. Just standing on their head.

Every once in a while they got. Over their legs over the back of the couch and just. Oh, yeah. Staying there on your head and watch TV, call it exercise. They never called it exercise. Oh, yeah. That's what he says. So I'm exercising.

I'm like. Exercise and what? Your brain? I guess it's blood flow. Try to get it. How you'd look at it. I mean, it's not getting enough oxygen. Everybody to be walking on the sky.

There's brains, so hey, stands upside down on his head. Yeah. Get a little blood flow. Yeah. Make sure it all rushes there. Get all of it. I don't like being upside down. No.

For any extended period of time. It gives you a difference. I mean, when I was an even more portly fellow than I am now and I had that inversion table to help my back, I'd never like going fully invertsy inverted. Oh, that thing where you hang it from your feet? Uh-huh. Yeah.

Once you come back up, it's like... I would do that if it was guaranteed to, like, make me taller. It kind of did. It stretched you back out. Yeah. They stretched you back out. I don't need to get on one. Give out wheel another turn.

It works better. What? Taller? Hanging upside down by my ankles. That might. What is that supposed to do for you? Decompresses your spine. Oh, I bet you that wouldn't feel good.

I feel like sometimes if I was on them old memory, they had them racks in the medieval times. I just got pulled and stretched. It'd feel so good. I'm pretty sure they kept pulling until they dismembered you. Well, I didn't munked up part. I just stopped before you get there. Yeah.

Shut her down about halfway to that. I just need to get. When I yell uncle, that means it's time to stop. Galvin, what's your safe word? Stop. I don't know. Very conventional. Okay.

Stop. Hey, hey, hey, hey. A little much, a little much. When the armpit starts ripping. That's behind me, coaches in football. You got to walk through the pain, son. Yeah, Gava said, just when it gets tight, you can stop. You've got to keep going.

Just get it nice and taught, and we'll call it good. Did your foot, if you're struggling, I'm struggling. Just remember that. I'm stressed out pretty evil. But I bet you that would feel so good. It'd probably pop 800 times. Now, how's your shoulder doing? Ain't she got something going on there?

I got the surgery in the morning. In the morning? Tomorrow morning? Yeah, 10 o'clock. They just called while we were waiting on you. Oh, really? That's like people that are around you sometime, they'll sit there and they'll pop, pop all their points.

That's Johanna. She pops everything. Oh, no, upstairs. I had a buddy that he had just, his whole way in. His throat was his thumb, crack, crack. Brittany can lean backwards and it's a I'm like I'm not allowed to move my ankles

but then you're really wishing you could do that yeah but when mine lets go like that it's significant it's one biggin it's one big and you're like oh oh was that good or bad you're not real sure

you're like this is I don't know if that's a good spot or a bad spot yeah I got them ankles too I've rolled them so many times and torn everything and then I'm getting bed at night and I'll just just spin my foot in the air and it's got, yeah, now it's my right one does that.

I got stuck in the mud in front of the duck blind. Right. Yeah. My knee, too. It happens. You put that suction will keep your foot down there. Yeah, it happens. My feet hurt.

Now we're going to go through all the L. What el bits you got, Zai, you're only 78. He ain't got none. They ain't got nothing. Okay, spring chicken. New teeth, no glasses. What?

You woke up this morning. what hurt because I hear that something new every day. No. Well, I take Omega X-L. Use code duck and check out four years ago. Backed by years. Of research and development.

A matter of fact. The pristine waters of New Zealand. Come on back home. Yeah. Hey. Hey, that's a funny story about this. Marlboro sound. Marlboro?

Yeah. That's what. That's where all them muscles are at. People are putting... Oh, I went back to your other life. I'm sorry. In Marlboro? Yeah, that's what I said.

Hmm. No. What happened to? Hey, I don't know. It's good stuff. They pay aside too much money for that one campaign and say, we ain't got nothing left. I wonder who they're sponsoring nowadays. I can tell you this.

I got home at like 3 o'clock the other morning. And when I, from driving from an event, and when I get in, I can't go right to sleep. I don't care how tired I. I have to unwise, so I turn TV on. I agree with this. There was a commercial for Omega XL on the Food Network at 3 a.m. If that tells you anything, apparently if you've got insomnia, they want to sell it. No, no, my wife hates me.

Well, that's not great. No, no, because I... That's because you didn't go to the hospital. Well, no, no. Or no, she was there. She hates me because I go to sleep. Like, I take two hours and out in the afternoon. Yeah.

And then I go to bed like it. 10 o'clock? I wouldn't be able to do that. You just go sleep. Yeah. Well, I can't just. The other night,

I went to bed at like nine. Okay, I get up at 12. Midnight or? Midnight. Okay. I thought you called out of lunch the next day. She's still out of the bed. Yeah.

Well, I go in to find her. I'm worried about her. Well, I go on there and she's in there reading. Was you worried about her? Or you trying to do a little canoe? I said, I said, what's about you? Can't sleep? She said, no, but I'm getting it.

getting there. And I said, well, I'm going back to bed. I don't know how people fall asleep like that. I said, I'm going back to bed. And I said, hey, she didn't make it to the bed. She's in about five minutes. I don't sleep when she's going to bed. You're an impressive sleeper.

Yeah. Oh, hey, the military taught me that. You got sleeping down pat. Don't ever take that for granted. Look, in the military, you got to sleep when you can't. Yeah. I had a guy in Vietnam that could sleep. He was actually on top of my rough-trained forklil,

and he had a wrench on the nuts, and we'll stand there, and he was found to sleep. Standing up? Standing up. Look. And somebody, somebody hit the stupid thing with a hammer, and it scared him and woke him up, he liked to broke his neck coming off of that big rough train forklift.

It is. But hey, his butt hit the tire and just bounced him out and he landed on his feet. Like a cat. He just woke up and he didn't even know how he got where he was at. There you go. And the work clip was moving? No, he was at working. Oh, he was up there sleep just in an outstanding position, hold on that range.

A guy walked up behind him and hit that metal with a big hammy. or secured him, woke him up, he fell off. I don't think he was in Ramsley. No. Another one, look, another one, he was on alcohol alert because he was a full alcoholic. I was about to ask what alcohol, I didn't know what side of the alert he was on.

No, no, we didn't know where he was getting to alcohol. Alert. Because he was on a fruit kick. Y'all, he was always eating an apple or sucking on an orange. Well Or like He had ordered A hypodermic needle

For a horse Okay That's a bigan No no look And he would take a bottle of vodka Or wine Fill that

Fill that syringe up And get an orange From the methyl And he would pump That joker Slam full of Vodka And he was round

sucking on that orange all day and just lip your junk out of his mind. So we finally figured out how to stop him. No fruit of any type. What if he had a potato? No, no, nothing like that. Anything you can put a syringe in? Nope.

No syringe. No syringes of any type. Seems like there's got to just be an easier way. We're going to dry him out. And we did. He probably took Dr. Tissure drank it. Oh, he would, hey. I mean, you don't realize. It really doesn't seem fair that you were drying him out. Oh, no.

Hey. Yeah, I know. That was unfair. I mean, if I was in Vietnam, I'd want a homemade screwdriver inside of an orange, too. Yeah, I wouldn't. Y'all do what you need to do to survive and cope. Hey, that's it. So I forgot to get you your duck stamp when I got your stuff the other day.

My bad. Stone is on it, though. I sent Stone your driver's license. He's headed over to duckstamp.com right now. There you go. And look, that's something you can't borrow. And if you've hunted long enough, you've probably borrowed just about everything at one point or another, whether it's shells, decoys, waiters, hats, boots.

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We need to before we get out of here. What has been happening in the world? You don't want to tell of me. I don't know. BNBA's in shambles. The straight of or moves is open and closed all at the same time. Yeah, they're always saying that. That's why we got to get it open.

Also, we need to close it. Also, what was it doing before we started all this? It's hard to say. Hunter sent me a fun video of what? Of Spider-Man? Spider-Man. Spider-Man? What Spider-Man?

What Spider-Man been up to these days? I'll show you. There was a protest in Minneapolis. Is it Spidey, go Spider, or Spinn? What? Oh, sorry. That was a protest in Minnesota. My kids liked Spider-Man and his amazing friend.

What? More fraud? No, no, no. Oh, okay. I think the people of this protest happened to just be bad people. Oh, were they up there checking on their daycare centers? No, no, no, no. These people would probably claim to be on your side that were protesting of things, but they're just bad people.

And I don't really know, I don't really know, but there's a word on one of their signs. We can't even show it. Why not? It's a very ugly word. Not even going to say that. It's not obvious. They're in the bad manners too. Yeah, bad manners, just bad people that I would call them probably pretty racist, as we could gather.

We've got a bunch of races. And they're up there talking about something. Well, some old boy decided to be your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Really? So he put on a Spider-Man costume. Really? Did he web them up? Nope.

He just ran, jumped in the middle of it, and punched the leader square in the face. Oh, really? And full Spider-Man outfit. Went full-force gump, but went Spider-Man. Just full-on Spider-Spiderman. Okay. It was awesome. Do we have a picture of it?

I'm currently watching the ad. number one of two. Oh, good. In order to see it. And just so we're clear, add two, same as add one. Oh, great. Oh, good. So they pay good money for that spot.

Yeah. Well, to be fair, I bet a lot of people are trying to look at chaos erupts as person in Spider-Man costume lunges during Minneapolis protests. That's something the people. Here's a good one part of you talk about somewhere you don't want to live. That's a while. Have you all seen the fastest robots? The what? That's just running robots.

You saw that? Yeah. So I doesn't even need to do that. Hey, y'all. He broke the records. Look, here we go, here we go. Yeah. Here comes Spider-Man.

Boom! Just whopping on him, wapping on him. Oh, look, they got it blurred out. And he should have pointed his finger at him like Sophie would have done it. Hey, who's the one that got hit? That's for a bad language. I don't know. But Spider-Man, anyway, the guy in charge got arrested.

Spider-Man got arrested. This one of them groups used the cause for the wrong reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, don't they know Spider-Man's a hero? You're an arrest hero. They ought to look up at fella that was on that cross. That's what they ought to do. Well, I think they have, and I think they know just enough to be very dangerous.

Oh, I think they're just awful humans. And I kind of was on Team Spider-Man. Hey, go webs, go, baby. Yeah. Did you watch the robots running? You need to see this. If I've seen it. The robot, I don't.

Hey, you're talking about moving. He beat you same boat. Well, he broke the records. Yeah, but it went haywire. Well, I mean, yeah. That's the big. Well, I'm just saying, hey, these suckers can move. Yeah, he's going here, well.

Hold on. Hold on. Man, damn. That's man down. No, this isn't the right video. Hold on. That ain't right one. Uh-huh.

I just found that extremely concerning. Yeah. That whole group of them marching. They had three of them running. I don't know. What's? Hunter, Will Smith movie. Our robot.

Yeah. Will Smith. We are screwed because it's coming. I don't know why the New York Post is the one with all the videos. Why do we keep on to do everything that was in the movies? Can we at least make dinosaurs? If we're going to keep doing all this other dumb stuff. If we're going to pick a movie to recreate, let's make dinosaurs.

Didn't they do that? And show how they live. Jurassic Park. That's what I'm saying. All right. Look. Watch this is out. Holy cow.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, that's how he stopped. That's how they stopped. No, that's not how they're supposed to stop. No, they're running a bit of a wall. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Boom. And then sparks go everywhere.

I can't believe side seen that. I watched it 100 times this weekend. Well, we're two for two on articles that. I couldn't believe how fast he ran. He don't even run a straight line. He ain't got no feet. He ain't got no shoes. He's peg legs.

Look at that pirate go. That's our problem. We got feet. See, that's not. normal. And he stops. I've been him before, too. But this one, he just goes.

There was the dude that was without him. I ain't ever done that one. Bam. Oh. Sparks everywhere. Well, yeah, he hit his head. Yeah, he hit his head. What?

What? What? What? What? Oh, on his head, no. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He hit his dome. Well, that's good.

Hey, now we know we need head shots. Yeah. for when they attack. That's always going for hands. No scope, 360 headshot. Okay. That's the world we live in. If we're going to recreate movies,

that's at least tried your ass at part. Look, as a slow person, I don't want the robots to run fast. That's terrifying. Shut up, Hunter. I'm faster than you. Oh, whatever. That was just in case.

The only thing I'm worried about is having a shooter your compound, I mean a crossbow during bow season because, oh, you're injured. That's going to take me out of the bow pot. Well, maybe you can buy a robot to cock the bow for you. Hey. Or you can just take a robot with you and he can sit regular. Go to crossbowl. Or you can just send a robot to do it for you and they shoot the deer.

That's what I'm on do. But I can't get in a bow pot with a crossbow. Compound only. Compound and recurred. Oh, they play in a game at the camp. Okay. Interesting. So when will we know about your surgery tomorrow?

11 o'clock tomorrow. 11 o'clock tomorrow. I'll be, because I go in at 10. Folks, this will be after. Yeah. When y'all see this, this is not a be gone. But lift our boy up in some prayer. Nobody wants to go under the night.

You're going all the way under, huh? Oh, yeah. Sleep, sleep. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. I know, and I'm eating polo night. Oh, I had a ribbi last night.

I had flank steak Yeah as long as it ain't wrapped around nothing It should be fine Come in, come out It comes, it's kind of going down You're going to ask them if you can keep it Like put it in a jar I didn't think about that

But hey I bet you I'll lose two or three pounds I'd get that out of there We're going to have to do a new ad I had to get some more clothes We're going to have to do a new ad I sell PhD weight loss and surgery work for me Yeah Hey ask them if you can put it in a jar

We could put it right here Yeah, put it in some Give it a name Put it in some formalin And put it right here on the jar And we'll name it My uncle actually has a big piece of shrapnel That took out of his leg

He kept it Yeah, put it in the jaw RAPNus You're talking about a ruck This is biological You're talking about rugged looking Bodily fluids I'm out on this Let's say if we can keep it

We'll name him Sheldon Big Bang Well we come out in Naird's while ago I just thought I'd name it after the king. Bring him in, boys. There you go. I ain't Sheldon the king. Bring him, man.

He's something. Let's go home, Jadie. What's what we're doing? Galatians 514. I think a lot of people need to hear this verse. Yeah, go ahead. The WMBA, Spider-Man, the people of Minneapolis, everybody needs to hear this one.

For the entire law is fulfilled in keeping this one command, love your neighbor. As yourself. As yourself. right there it is thumbs them all up thumbs them all up until next time we'll see y'all right here in the duck car room we're out hi then