Duck Call Room - Uncle Si’s Wife Noticed a Strange Charge in His Bank Account

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

Uncle Si’s bank account gets hacked from across the pond, proving his point about the danger of computers. Martin and John-David agree that anyone who is around Willie should keep their valuables and personal information locked up and Si doubles down on his disapproval of motorcycles. Stone is amused by Rucker being his newest jiu jitsu recruit, though Rucker’s first lesson comes to an abrupt and painful end.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My wife was doing the checkbook. Wait, time out. Welcome to the show. Welcome back. Oh, okay, welcome to the show, folks. You got to be kind to these people that keep coming 300 and whatever number we are in. And Sigh has been trying his hardest to tell us his bank story before we got recording. And I wouldn't let him.

Si, what happened at the bank? Huh? Hey, we've got a lot of criminals out there, folks. At the bank? Hey, no. We got a lot of criminals out there that try to get into the banks Because look

My wife is doing the checkbook And there's a I couldn't even read what it said The only thing I knew was that it said Something.com Well, everybody knows Me and computers Do not get alone

Yeah, but Nuts.com's been around Well, hey, I'm just telling you I'm telling me, Okay, so look, I had to go up there to tell them, I said, look, I think there's $622.45. A lot of questions already. You drove to the bank? Yes, I drove to the bank. I had to stop this.

Fraud is involved. Oh, does your phone still not work? Huh? Well, I think that's what caused the fraud to happen. Uh-oh. It's for about seven days, my wife has been talking to a bunch of people trying to get my phone. fixed. And then what happens is a $6222 bill

shows up on my account. Where was it too? Huh? Just a dot com? Well, like I said, I couldn't even read what it was something dot com. AT&T. So look, I go up and I said, hey guys, look got a problem here. I said, you knocked? Yeah. No, no, I went in the bank. Did I tell you? I said, may I help you? I said, yeah, you can. I said, we got a problem here. I said,

uh, anything that deals with computers, I says, yours truly is out. Which is why I'm up here making this report instead of doing it on my app. Yeah. Because I said, hey, look,

I do not have any, uh, you know, I don't even have a cell phone because they won't work for me. I said, so y'all need to look at this and then get my money back. Because it, it ain't me.

Because it's got dot com on it. So he, he went to type, my account. number up and he said oh you're right it definitely ain't you what was it uh what he pulled up looking at the way no i know no this ain't on your account he said we'll have to do something about he said first what we're going to do is he said we're going to trade this credit card and now i'm going to issue you a new one mm-hmm you don't counsel all that you know what did philip

mcmillan by well you know that definitely wasn't sigh well no like hey because look how do they know it definitely wasn't you that's why i need to know what the all i know is he typed in my account number and he looked over alive and he said this definitely ain't you so i'm just they know and if if anything for sa that's only a deposit coming from look this started two years ago don't go out one of them no he got cameo it's kind of the same thing but cameo clean fraud you do that where you close it's Somebody's trying to get in my money. What?

All they got to do is show up at the poker game. Well, hey, I'm just telling you, hey, well, I say, no, they can't get it that way, Martin. Why not? Because I don't give it to them. So you asked me, so here's the reason I bring that up is you ask. He always, they always say I play. No, time out. Look, I went and got my haircut.

You pointed that out. Yeah, I know. Well, when I got, when I got done, Mr. Brister walked in. that's a poker buddy i know and i said well mark you look kind of tired he's like yeah we played poker last night i said oh lord i said how much of size money did you take he didn't take none well that's what he said he said but i think he got clipped for a little bit oh i got took for some yeah yeah i'm not going to say the amount i don't want anybody no size business but that's why i said if you want that kind of money from side just go play poker it was the best he'll give it to

you with a squirrel on his face. It was the worst bad, bad beat I've had in years. Well, them boys are addicts. Addicks. Oh, no. Hey. What time you did? No, hey.

We should be, all should be a member of Gamers Anonymous. I don't think that's. Because, hey, every one of us is sick. And the sickness is on going past way back. It's going past the insanity mode. Yeah, it's wild. What time did you go to bed last night? No, this was, this was Monday night.

Friday night. Yeah, Friday night. What time did you go to bed Friday night? What? 30, 2 o'clock, something like that. Sometime, Saturday morning. That's pretty impressive. A man of his age can still stay up, 2, 3, 4 in the morning.

He sleeps till 12 every day. Well, he does. Look, hey, that's my workout. I work out. I work out getting out of bed. You see those red marks on his cheek? Around, around 10 o'clock. That's that C-pack.

Oh, yeah. He's got indentions for him to seepap. Podcast starts at 2 o'clock. That CPAP ain't been off that face very long. No. You're going to have to start putting you some vaseline or something around the edges of it. That way it don't against your face. I need to talk to a doctor about that too because, hey, my oxygen level has gone up.

Oh. Well, that's good. Well, I don't know if it's good or not. Your blood oxygen or just? Well, no, no. I'm talking about it on my machine. Yeah, I didn't even think it went that high. Uh-oh.

The highest I saw it was like five. Yeah. Well, hey, I punched it the other night, you know, when I was going to bed, and I looked, and I said, whoa. You know, this thing's up to nine. Uh-oh. You know, so I hit the button a couple times and it went down to 4.5. Yeah. But during the night, okay, hey, it went back up to the night.

Because when I woke up this morning to turn it off, I look, it's on 9. I'm saying, good, great. And when it's on 9, hey, just keeping my wife away because the mass has got so much oxygen coming out of it, just making all kind of weird sounds. Hard Thater over here.

I don't know nothing about them. No, no, no. Well, hey, I've got the whole face matter. Mm-hmm. Not just on the nose. Yeah. Well, that's over there you on. and air escaping from underneath the plastic.

Yeah. It's putting out more than you can take in. Yeah, because I'm saying, good grief, y'all. Oh, you can feel it. It's got a pretty good pressure on it. What did you find? Gambler's Anonymous. They meet Mondays at 6 over in Monroe.

I give you the adress if you want. I said, we should. Followed by a poker game at 7. Well, I never heard of the building, and I looked it up, and I feel like there's a crap. table doing something underground in there. I don't know that it's a good thing. I'm sure it is.

I'm sure if we all showed up that we would all hear the same thing, we can't help none of y'all. Okay, so we're too far gone. Yeah, well, it happened. So it ain't even bother going over. Okay. Did you have to go to get that charge fixed?

Well, yeah, yeah. No, no, that's another count. Oh. No, I want you. How many banks do you? got. Dang, because I could back door in the size of the county.

Yeah, I got a couple. You got a couple of them? Yeah. I could find out for all of our, all of our thoughts and laughter, what it was. I just had to. But what fraud account does I have happened to?

Because I'm just interested. Man. Man. Can you bring it? They actually, they actually caught the guy, okay, that's done it two years ago. Impersonating you?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah, they called him, and he caught him in Georgia. Mm-hmm. Well, nothing popped up now. Yeah.

Day after you do, they'll get you too. Hold on. Did someone still your identity, Cy? Well, they got fake IDs. Yeah. I got a fake ID. Hey, and look, the reason they found out is a friend of mine that plays poker with me, Scotty Robb.

Okay. He works at a bank and somebody called him. that bank and said, hey, do you know Mr. Robinson? Does he know anything or deal with computers? And Scott Rob busted out laughing. He said, hey, no, that ain't him. If it's computers, it's fraud. Yeah.

Yeah. So that's how the first one got caught. And the banks believe that? Hey. I feel like we should buy something. I know. No, no. I'm dead.

You can buy like a car on the internet now. And then I'd be like, it was fraud. I'm old. And they'll be like, oh, he's right. Don't charge him. Could that work? I'm just telling you, hey, you'll be shocked to know that your big brother is watching.

Trust me, what I tell you that. Yeah. With all this computer stuff going on, they know more than you think, okay? Lord of me. Because when a man could just type in an account number and then look at me in life and say, yep, you're right. That ain't you.

That's why I just got. I need to know what it is. Oh, no, I'm telling you. Can you bring it? It was hilarious because as soon as he typed in and it come up, he busted out laughing and said, you're right. This definitely is not you. For $600, I need to know what that is.

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It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson, would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritels beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch.

So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cats. the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat either, folks.

Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Well, that got to give me a written report. I mean, it's like that I'm going to get me a written report. That our man, Harry, got his attack. Now, all right, take a break. No, that was weird.

No, it's funny, though. It's funny, but it's inappropriate. Because y'all have never met Harry. And if you met him, he is our controller slash accountant. He's like the most meek, mild individual you've ever seen in your life. Proper. Definitely doesn't fit in here. Yeah, his shoes have tassels.

Yeah, yeah. And he wears a jacket and collars and collars. It's weird. Tucks his shirt in. Yeah, it's wild. Cares about himself, really. And, um, washes his car. Mm-hmm.

And I, and I, he's. But, but here's the best part. Look, Cy, you probably don't even know this, but somebody got into his Amazon account. And just bought stuff. and bought stuff. But to have that happen to Harry profit. It did show up here and it was a weird bop. Yeah.

And there were like three of them. That's where we should leave it, but good. Oh, yeah. We're not going any further into what they were. It's just, and then Harry's just like, I've been hacked. It just dropped the thing. And it's like, oh, wow. Okay.

I don't even know. Judgment Day is going to not be great for the people that even thought to make those type of ordeals. Yeah, that was weird. But it's funny because Harry is, like the most, when you're talking about finances and all the things. He's a genius. He is.

And that is his job and what he does. So the fact that that man can get hacked. Oh, anybody can get hacked. It proves to you that anybody. Somebody tries to hack our email. Oh, crap. I just said it. Now it's going to happen again all the time.

What? Duck car room? Mm-hmm. Why do they want that? I don't know. Do you really want to go down that wild ride of emotions? I had it for a little while and took it off my phone. It's a while.

ride. You're going to the Twilight Zone when you're trying to do that kind of stuff. Yeah, it is, man. Why? Yeah. Oh, no. Why do hackers? Don't they know they could get the same thing if they just went to work?

It's a lot of fun, though. Is it? Like, I'm, like, hacking somebody's stuff is fun. Is it? Oh, yeah. Like, if I got on your Facebook and just changed everything. Why is that fun? See, that's hilarious.

That's not fun. I wouldn't want to steal from you. But, like, you remember when Facebook first came out? You got your buddy's phone and updated your status to like, it's a prankster. Just poop my pants. And that's hilarious. Yeah, but that's not hacking.

That's just taking their phone when it's unlocked. I mean, Willie Robertson is the reason I put a lock on my phone back in the day. He's bad. Like, because he will get your stuff. And he will text like. Somebody you haven't talked to in a really long time. Yeah. And tell him something really personal about yourself.

Or like, he texted, uh, Dasher. Zach Dasher, he got his dad's cell phone and texted Zach, hey, I'm having chest pains, sent. And then just through the phone. Yeah. Like on the couch. Nothing ever happened. Why would you do that?

But we are talking about the guy whose biggest hobby used to be filling out like the little free mailers and stuff for people's addresses until their mail got shut down. Like, I mean, the boy. A prankster. Oh, prankster. But see, hackers are like malicious. Prankster is fun. One time Willie put a bunch of prayer requests in the All Prayer Lobby at the airport.

You know, like the All Religions Prayer Lobby? They had a request thing, so Jordan Summit had a lot of prayer requests that day. Jordan's been the brunt of a lot of those. Poor guy. He just wanted to be taller. And we prayed to all the religions. Y'all are terrible. All are terrible.

So if you guys y'all ever want to know. what kind of guy working for Willie is. Do not leave anything you own unlocked, logged in, or otherwise, because you are in a bind. He's the reason I shut my computer every day when I walk away from my desk. I never know when he's going to show up and I don't know who he'll email or I ain't trying to hide now. You can go look at, I'll go log into my computer right now.

Everybody can look at it. But you can't leave it unlocked around him because just like Si had a weird dot com charge, that's probably something that he would do. Yeah, he'd buy something on your car. Yeah, something totally strange. Are we sure that Willie isn't the one that did this, I don't know. They're going to find out.

That's a good point. You don't remember anything, any details about who that was. No. $600. Yeah, $622.45. And then when, hey, he didn't remember his no details, but down to the penny. We got that. That's what my wife's got on my checkbook.

Okay. When I went up to the bank, he said, oh, yeah, it's $490. Okay Yeah, because my wife said, wait a minute, it's 622 is what I've seen on the thing I brought up. Yeah. He said, why did he say $490? And I said, hey, they'll get it right. Don't worry about it.

Is Philip McMillan involved in this at all? I don't know. I don't know. Who's involved in? All I know is, hey. Do you still have a checkbook? What's a checkbook? All I know is, hey, look, the detectives, the detectives, the detectives, the detain.

The detectives have turned the dog loose, and the dogs are sniffing, falling a trail. You don't leave your wallet on the table while you're playing poker, do you? No. There's about half of them boys. I got my credit card in one of them protective cases. Okay, so no. So do I. Look, I'm telling you, there's too many criminals out there.

What? Oh, I don't know. I think you bought something. on an infomercial and forgot about it. That's just me? No, son, you don't understand.

You stay up late. Oh, you don't understand. When it comes to money. There ain't an infomercial around a $622. And 45 cents. I don't buy something to forget about it. I will say,

the only thing you know about this is that it was 62245. What if it was battlevision.com? I was, no, I didn't know. You remember that? I showed up one day at the layer, and there were a pair of Battle Vision sunglasses and everybody's locker.

Phil saw it on the infomercial, told Dan to get everybody a pair of those. Wait, Battle Vision got two Robertson? Hey, look. Yeah. And Phil bought them for every. No, Phil got everybody. So nice, though. Is that where you found them?

Hey, no, no, look, no. No, I already had mine. Okay. You got to understand. Oh, Phil was late, huh? Hey, look, if you're got a glare when you're driving the night, you put on Battle of Vision, the glare's gone. Put on short, true sunglasses.

They put them on, and I don't drive, there ain't no glare. Oh, he got the blind the next day. It'd feel like like the hit man hearts in there. And a big old red mirror on his head. It gets rid of glare, boys. It gets tough. Man, you old people are gullible. Oh, wait.

I love it. Yeah, I got a feeling somebody calls. and, you know, because that's who them scam callers are out for. But he's robociller. No offense, man. And that's a good thing. They, like, call and trick the elderly. Yeah.

And they're just, like, giving them money. Hey, here's the deal. You know what's been nice about having no phone? You ain't got to kill no robos? Yeah, it ain't ringing. Yeah. It ain't ringing. So I don't have you up there.

So I'll kill them. I did get a text that day with your new phone number. And then I looked, so I put inside. Robertson is like do you want to replace it? How many do you have? I had like seven of them. And this all started since Duck Dynasty because he had one number for years. And then they just started changing phone services every other month.

I never understood. In the world of landlines, I didn't know that many options existed. Well, my wife has been on the phone. Okay. For seven days. trying to get the stupid phone working. You know? We're going to have to holler rocket money about phone service next.

That's why, hey, I, you know, they're overrated. What's that a phone? Yeah. I think they're rated properly. They was, the phone was made, the cell phone. Whoever come up with had a good idea. Okay, if I'm on the highway, you know, my wife's on the highway, and she breaks down, the tire goes flat or the car quid.

She can call. Yeah, that's a good thing. Can we get a bag phone? Well, now, if there's only one problem, they should have never put keyboard on it where they can type because nobody uses the phone anymore to say, let me call this number. Hello, I need to talk to Si.

Is that why you drove to the bank? No. Because she couldn't text? They don't use a phone to the community. communicate. It's turned into a typewriter. Well, isn't that what communication is? Well, he meant to talk.

The talk. No, cell phone is supposed to be for, hey, call somebody, and the other end when it rings, pick it up and say hello. Who are you? What you want? That's not what y'all do, though. That's not what Phil does. When he picks it up, he says, yeah. Yeah.

And then the next one is, yeah, bye. No, no. Phil Robertson ain't ever said, bye. No. Not one. It's about three. Okay. Okay.

Okay. That's it. Yeah. Hang up. Ain't nobody. Yeah. Yeah. The Robinson man has a phone.

No. Yeah. That's a useless piece of junk. I think the word we're looking for is manners. No. It's a useless piece of junk. I don't miss having one. Never had one to begin with.

You had the one that cussed you in the airport and then you haven't done it. That's another thing. Anytime you pick up something and it cussed you. out, hey, throw that thing in the trash. I love it. Okay? I love it. Hey, I would like to just have about a week of a shotgun and just everybody

bring their phones, throw them up, I blow them away for you. Now, you ain't doing that to mine. I need mine. I mean, I kind of like it. Oh, they're nice to have if you're on the road and it breaks down, you can call something to help. I just had a bag phone. That'd be awesome.

The part I disagree with is I think text messaging is like one of the single greatest things that ever happened. It is true, because I don't want to talk. I don't want to talk on the phone. I could have called you and said, Martin, why are you late? We're all just sitting here. But I said, Martin, where are you? Five minutes.

And that solved so much very quickly. Yeah. So, I mean, I do like that. And plus, it allows me, like. We should teach you to text. I think it would be a great texting for you. No, no, this thing, no, I couldn't text, nothing. Could you imagine the funny stuff he'd send back?

Oh, I. You would get goobligoogged. Well, yeah, probably so. I'm serious, if I've done it, because, hey, my fingers are not that little that thing, touch them little numbers. No, our little letters. Oh, we can make it bigger.

We can make it where you can, hey, you can just talk into the phone, and then it'll text me what you say. Oh, because I figured out what could happen on that. No, no, hey. I'd tell you something. He'd cuss me out again. No, I ain't going to that right.

First off, it's a sheet. Hey, forget it. I'm a guy. Is it? Yeah, he's Irish. Irish. If you call me, my voicemail is an Irish guy. I didn't even know how I did that.

Hey, that's tight. I'm just glad they're opening up more options. Is Canadian an option? A? Canada. Can Ida. Give me a moment. Hey.

Hey. Just wondering, can you leave a message, eh? Like, I don't know. That'd be kind of fun. I don't have many accents. I'm not very good at it. Canadian ones are tough. A?

Beth's pretty good. She, well, she's basically an American at this point. She ain't dropped a A since she's been here. here. McMillan knows nothing about the 62245. He don't know.

That's unfortunate because that could really be a lot of fun. Call Christine, see if we can figure out who it's from. I'm actually kind of interested.

Okay. Beth wants us to call Christine. Yeah, we'll jump to a break and we're going to call Christine. We're going to find out the website and then maybe we'll throw the website if it's appropriate up on the TV. I'm not sure though that the guy,

the fact that the man at the bank dismissed it that quick makes me think it is inappropriate. See, either exercise equipment or something inappropriate. Yeah. I just thought that was so weird. He entered my account number and then said, you're right. It definitely isn't you.

All right. We tried. Oh, she said, all right, time out. She said, oh, wait, let me go to the bank website. So we're about to find out. Oh, we're about to find out. I'm very excited. She couldn't answer, but I got Christine via text message.

Didn't have to talk to her. whoop, whoop. You just got the whoop, whoop. My favorite part is him and Phil

both say that they hate technology until they need it. And then they keep somebody around them at all times

that's got it. Somebody, Dan has a job just to have a cell phone. Well, speaking of Dan. Uh-oh. Mm-hmm.

Speaking of people that do a lot of pull-ups. I was sitting at my desk yesterday. and a figure just comes walking in with a helmet on. I'm like, Oh, he's got a motorcycle handy. Yeah, I was like,

why did a man just walk through these halls wearing a helmet that said Monster Energy? I'm just like, what? Was it, was he in his Bruce Lee jumpsuit? He had on, no, he didn't have on a full jumpsuit, but he had on sweat breeches. But so he was wearing the helmet all the way and through the office? He did, he wore it,

and then had a full conversation with Becky. With the helmet on? With the helmet on. Then he stopped by my office. Oh, he did flip up the visor so you can see his eyes. He then, uh-oh. I'm so excited about that, Buzz. Oh, wow.

Okay. Yeah, that's pretty easy to know it's not side. I'll tell you in a minute. It's not, it's very unfulfilling. Unfortunately. But, no, so then he comes and has a conversation with me, helmet on and then asked me he says do you want to see my bike and I was like not really not really I mean I was just like Dan I've seen bike but it's bluntness of

Justin Martin but it's Dan no I'm but it's Dan so I say yeah I'll come look at with you whatever because you know Dan does me a lot of solids of fill like I can get in touch with feel pretty easy because of Dan so I went out there expecting to see like you know motorcycle is it a dirt bike well no it's one of them little fast ones but it's little it's i didn't know they made them this small it's 4.50 yeah it's just a little tiny thing like it's the next step up from a moped no sir like in size like because it's just it's little and i said what what's on the speed off of it i didn't look because i didn't want to know probably 120 no but then i asked him i said said then i said do you just feel safer period with that helmet on like why ain't you took it off

This is my favorite part. He said, well, I ordered the helmet without checking the sizes, and it hurts too bad to take it on and off, take it off, to take it off and put it on. He said, so once I get it on, I just leave it. He ain't taking it at all. I said, dad, do you think that may have been a side that you don't need a motorcycle? Amen. I'm not into motorcycles.

No, because we have a thing with motorcycles. Because we've had a lot of friends. Oh, yeah. and cousins and actually Robertsons that have lost limbs and all this junk with motorcycle. You got to worry about that one. He goes about 30 miles an hour.

Yeah, but I had a friend in high school. He had one in mopads. The top speed was 30. He'd run under a wagon. Best will the rest of his life. Unbelievable. Oh, no.

Like Jimmy's son lost his leg. wrapped it around a telephone pole, bike. And the bad part was is he asked, the son asked Jimmy Frank, you know, can I buy a bike? Jim Frank told him no. His wife went down and let him buy one and, hey, next thing happened, he'd lose his leg. Yeah.

Be safe out there, people. Oh, Dan's is so. Wear a helmet even inside. Dan's is so small, he would be like easy to miss on the road. Like, it's not. That's why I drive the vehicles I do. Yeah, it's not a big enough footprint. With me and my family getting a car wreck with you, we're going to go, whoa.

And then we're going to ask if you're okay. But we're going to be all right and we're going to sort it out in the ladder. You're okay? I'm not going through any trees. He said the worst was his actual father when he told him. Oh, Gary? Yeah. Yeah, he's a lot of fun and motorcycle coming from old Gary.

He said he had him and his mom on speakerphone when he's telling him. He says, Dad went silent for about 15 seconds after he told him. him. And then he said, the only thing he said was, well, I didn't think I raised somebody to do something that dumb. Yeah, that's scary. He said, I said, well, what else do he say? He said, nothing. That's it. That was it. He said, I don't know if he walked away or just got real quiet. He said, but I never heard another thing from dad. And Dan's dad, by the way, is the one that, like, started filming. Yeah. Commander. So, like, the original cameraman. The OG cameraman, editor and everything.

So there's a little backstory for y'all listening at the house. Very serious guy. Well, boys, judgment day. Anyway, the website. The website. Yeah, very, very, very, very, very unfulfilling.

It was, it's MUKhost.com, the UK's most reliable cloud web hosting. Again, very unfulfilling. Christine said the bank has already returned the money and she said, this is definitely not something. So I would get also nothing I would do using his cart.

Well, yeah, I mean, now I see why the guy was like. That's so boring. Yeah, you're going to get hacked. Yeah, so Sa was hosting some website in Europe for somebody. So, you know, who knows what that was. Probably little German pizzas you can roll up like a cigar or something, you know. I don't know. Somebody, somebody.

I could eat a dozen of them right now. After we take a break, I'll tell you what I rolled up last night. Oh, no. Let's keep rolling because I'm going. I need you to, yeah, we'll just keep rolling. We'll let Hunter find a break in this to 40 minutes. But, well, I want to know your newest member, first of all, that you told us of the Jiu-Jitsu gym.

Oh, Rucker. Your boy, Rucker. How does that work? I've made a prediction concerning. You also made a prediction about the Colorado Buffaloes. Well, right. About Texas. Give it six months.

Give it six months. And then get back with him. Oh, what Rucker six months? Oh, no, what Rucker. It's going to tell him. What he can't. I'm with you. The boy is sharp and he's driven,

but he is severely out of shape. It's going to take a lot longer in six months. Oh, y'all going to have six months to be enough. No. Well, he's about to lose a month to a cracked rib on day one. Right. No, they get over. They pop it back in place or back at it next week.

Eight weeks. He's done that all the time. It happened to me once. He's tougher than most. He's Jay Stone. If they're all in that Jiu-Jitsu, they're gonna be, they're tougher. He's, no, no, Jay, okay, hold on. Jay's into J-J-Jitsu.

Rucker's just walking off the street. Right. Yeah. Now, Rucker did tell me this. He said, not many people know this, but I'm a black belt in Taekwondo. And I looked at him at the eye, I said, don't tell anybody in here, because you will suffer. So what do you mean? I just don't do it.

Just don't do it. Just don't do it. Just don't do it. Just keep that yourself. Well, first day he gets in there and gets to squirming around acting like brandy white belts do. This is what people do. It's natural. And to stop that, you have to subdue them.

And it can be quite painful, but you're doing it to yourself. Well, he cracked a rib where the rib popped out of his bag. Didn't crack it. It popped out of his back from pressure from somebody who knew what they were doing. Is there video footage of this? No, but I wish it was. That's the first thing I noticed we were watching TV over here, watching all of these different masters fight.

This is the very first UFC of what we were watching. Like with Hoyce Gracie, you remember they used to have karate versus. That's when they experiment happened. I noticed one thing that when they got to the jihitsu master, all of the other masters, It did. I felt like we... They tapped out real quick.

I just want... I want to do what we used to do for Duck Dynasty, or Duck Commander, the show, and Duck Dynasty. I want to write on the wall, Rucker, Black Belt, and Taekwondo. Because when he comes back, I need no more about that. Like, we can just glance over it now. He's got it. We can glance over it now, but, like, when I see his little roly-poly self come up,

I don't think Taquando is like kicking and stuff. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I can't imagine him getting his foot above his waist. Or extended. Well, that's why. I'm not in shape. Yeah.

My current goal is to do a pull-up. Just one. Once I do it once, I'll be like, I did it. That was the goal. But Rucker in a black belt and karate. And a martial arts discipline? Like, how. That's why I told him, give him six months.

with the jiu-jitsu. Yeah. And he's going to be a force to be wrecking with. Because anybody, no, no, I'm serious. Because anybody that has that amount of discipline to go through that, your stuff. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.

Okay. He's going to get good at it. But it's going to take a lot longer than six months. Well, okay. I don't know. I do. I don't know. He's old.

Damn, man. Because, hey, he learned something from this experience with the popped out real. I'm telling you. Yeah, don't do that again. Yeah, yeah, don't get stupid again. We'll find out tomorrow. We'll find out tomorrow. Is he showing back up?

He just sent me a text that he's coming to class tomorrow. Braver than me. Because I had told him, I said, Why do I want to be there? Now I'm considering joining him. He's going to be good at it, I'm telling you. Oh, yeah, he will eventually. About two, three years he'll be.

The problem is every fight I've ever heard about from Rucker is it was a very dirty. He's a very dirty fighter. I don't know that he can. fight clean. Well, he's going to learn that in trajectory. Tell me. I'm telling you.

Because them boys, you're going to hurt it. These boys are hersey, okay? If you get stupid, you're going to get hurt. Oh, your boy, Clay, I talked to him at church. I've got him talked into coming. But his wife is the one that you've got to watch out for. Well, she's the nurse. She can put him back together.

She is also, Clay informed me that she's a black belt in karate. What's up with all these black belts in karate that I don't know? I'm surrounded by this many people that are masters at martial arts and I never had a clue and if I look at them I'm like, no. Yeah, I wouldn't expect Rhonda would be able to kick you in the face. Yeah, I mean, she's a runner. Like, I mean, she runs, but that's about.

I don't do that. I haven't ever seen her do anything more athletic than jog. Those are deceiving. Well, I agree, but I mean, good night. Like, hmm. You just think you would see that skill transfer into some other area like. But Rucker, he just got to gift a gab. Did he talk his way to a taekwondo black belt?

He didn't do a lot of talking when he was on the mat. Well, he couldn't breathe. But he was shaking like a dog trying to pass a peat seat. Yeah, yeah, I guarantee you. I want to watch Rucker. Yeah, them years of Discount Sagrits catching up on him too. Oh, boy. Oh, man.

That's fun. If you were 20 years younger, would you, would you go Jiu-Jitsu? No. You got to have a- He didn't even think about it. No, no, you've got to have a mental attitude to do that. Yeah. Who's a man?

No. It's not that. You got to be a little bit. You got to have very good, very distant, number one, okay, to go through that junk. Okay. And number two, no. because hey first time I'm ready to fight

then that's when he's going to hurt me pop a real over whatever upper belts you know purple belt above that's the amount of work it takes to get there is just stupid but every one of them in our school nuttier than a squirrel

turd because you how long did it take because you lost 70 pounds got in the best shape of your life through boxing, not through. Right. And then switched over to this. Yeah.

And it still took you years to get to where you're at. Yeah, I'm about three years in. Three years in. But I'm 10 to 15 hours a week, too, so that makes a difference. Yeah. But I'm old, older and dirt. You once did a demonstration on me, and I went to the floor swiftly. Well, that was before I knew anything, too.

Yeah, and that's why I don't mess me. See, the thing about Jiu Jitsu where the rest of them fail is that Jiu Jitsu teaches you to use everything the other person is doing against it. That is correct. Oh, I've seen that right off. Watched them. You got that looking at a die. No, no, no, hey. No.

Because, hey, you know, they got guys, that one guy walked in there and like he's got bicep big of them bumbo. Is his name Burley? Oh, is he still showing up? Oh, yeah. No. Burley doing, that's scary. Hey, and hey,

Burley, Burley is like a, he's strong as an elephant. I'm aware. Okay, and look, a guy his size will punish him because he'll use all that strength

Burley's got against him. I'm not fighting. He's just laying there. He's laying there just like a worm. He ain't. Ain't even no energy and being exhausted. What about your boy at Robes Show?

He's 5'4. Oh, no. He's slinging me around like I'm a ragdoll. I'm telling you, when they use everything you do against you, they see, I go fishing. No, you might ought to ease up there tomorrow at 12 o'clock. From Rucker? Or Ruckers?

I kind of. If you do, take your phone. Return of Rucker. My only problem is I know enough of them, boys, I'm scared they somehow drag me out there. Oh, no. And then put me unconscious. No, wouldn't nobody do that. You're at least big and scary.

I watched them. There ain't nobody in that gym scared of me, and nor should they be. Oh, they know. Like, I'm just telling you right now, I ain't not near one of them. I watched them. What did you get a white belt? No, that's what you get when you walk in the door. Well, that's what you like?

I got a blue one last year. Blue one? Okay. I watched him, hey, there's about 33 of them. Can we pull together our money and pay for hunters' membership? I'll join if I get to hit Hunter. Hey, look. No, there's no punch. Hey, the night he got his blue belt, next belt.

There's no punch. There's 33 of them. He followed all 33 up. I watched it for about that. And I haven't. And I said, I can't take you anymore. Almost died. I got one of them ropes this morning and was swinging it.

I almost died doing that. I'm not ready. You ain't there yet. But no, for real, Hunter, if we bought you a membership, would you go? I think so. Hey, how long this as a child? It's four people like hunter. I learned this as a child.

Yeah. You don't, what nerds or? Yeah. We got a guy, prime example. The most unassuming humans you would ever think that would destroy you physically. This guy is sick by 6-1. It has a little pot belly. Where's a fanny pack.

It drives a Vespa. Okay. The only reason he does that is because he's hoping some rednecks will say something. Say something. Where he can take him to make it turn him into a pencil. That's it. he's, yeah. And he'll tell you, that's the only reason he does it.

He asked me the other day, he said, you could get me one of those little Japanese trucks? Like, for what? I got hit by one of them. Oh, boy. One of my best friends, his name's James, he's a bigger guy. I would never have assumed he has a black belt and karate, and he's got like a thing on a shelf with, like, all of his belts.

A karate is useless. I don't know the difference. There's a huge difference. Ask Rucker, he'll tell you. Remember this phrase. Looks are deceiving. Oh, I don't mess with. Okay.

Oh, no. I'm a very passive man. If you want to fight me, I'm going to try and tell a joke and get out of it. And then if it doesn't work, I'm going to throw something at you and run. That's my goal. Yeah, I just think. It's not very strong, but I can throw things far and fast. Yeah, I'm just not going to fight you.

Yeah. I'm past that point. of my life. Like, I haven't been in a fight in a long time, but boy, did Matthew Fochie take it. Anyway. Email? Emails. Yeah.

Martin, you've been saying what you're good at and it's not wrestling. What is it? Fishing. There you go. And you miss. I'm not saying I'm good at fishing. I just would rather spend my time doing it. I'd rather spend my time doing that.

Somebody choking me out or breaking my arm. You don't have to be as disciplined as you have to be as you have to be disciplined. Oh, you got to be disciplined if you won't be good at it. I don't know. Well, I don't know. Well, let me just say, I got fished for four hours this morning and caught one. They are. Still had fun, though.

Not really. I was so mad. Where'd you go? I just went to the pond where my boat is. I mean, there's not many fish in it anyway, but there's biggins, and I just could not. Couldn't get one to bite? No, I caught one three-pounder. Well, Madison, we're sorry for the advice you're about to get because it's not that good,

but Madison is a young adult wanting to learn the basics of fish in. Don't want to sink much money in, college student budget. and not sure whether they'll fall in love with fishing. Any suggestion on what to buy to get started? Cork and a cricket. Yeah, Zepko, something. 33? Yeah, I mean, if you want pushpola.

I would probably go with some kind of spin cast just so if you do and decide you like it, you can do more with it. He said, I give him some good advice. He said money is involved in here. Hey, start out real slow. Buy your cane, post, a little line, a hook, and a court and a weight and a can of worm. Don't buy you a cane pole.

Buy something. Yeah, that's what you do. Buy something that, if you really want to put in. Buy something, buy something that will fit in your car. That's a good point. Not something that you... All you got to do is roll the ones down.

That's what I'm telling me. That's not fitting in it. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Hey, listen to me. Don't listen to these idiots. I want some. They fix them make you buy some money, a rod, a reel, and all the bait.

A cane pole is about the same price as a zip-com. Oh, he can go cut a cane bowl out of a cane. Oh, now we're making it ourselves. Okay. Hey, yeah. You're not good for business. Then all he's going to have to buy is a cork. Man's wearing a crushed city hat.

I'm trying to sell fishing makes everybody. Okay, hey, don't waste your money on a fishing ride. I'm real. You can even find combos now that come with like a little tackle box with all your life. I was like, you go sit on a log and just keep your hands real steel and grab it. Yeah. You can do that. No, you can't.

Oh. You can't have done it before. That is not true. You've caught a fish with your hands. I've called a thousand crawfish with my hand. That's not a fish. Hey. He's right, you know.

There's a mud buggy and you can eat him. John David, you're being very disrespectful right now. And I have caught fish with my hand. I don't believe that. Are you the guy in the comments? Yeah. Thanks, Hunter. Are you one of the 17 guys in the comments about how disrespectful John?

Here's the way you catch the fish. No, I would never. Here's the way you catch a fish. You get in the Red River, shallow water. Okay, and you spread your fingers like this right here. Spread your fingers out. And you lay there. And you lay in the water.

You lay there and be still finally when you feel something against your finger. That's it, Madison. Okay, and you got a sturgeon, a baby sturgeon in your hand. That's all it takes, Madison, and you will fall. That is the beginning of fishing. If you don't believe that, hey, it's true. I've done it many times. In the Red River.

Yes, sir, I have. Sturgeon. I've caught them in their fish in these little grippers I've got. Boy, it's called fingers and plumped on. It seems like a weird hobby for a man who's deathly afraid of snakes to just sit there in the water. Oh, hey, I mean shallow water, no. They ain't come, no.

Hey, let me tell you about. I know the different point of fish and a snake. I went up to a rock pile. You don't know the difference in? Rock. Hold on. I went up to a rock. I'll get Jared to send the stuff.

I went to a rock pile that's in this pond, I was fishing this morning. And I was looking over there. I was like, oh no, you don't want to do that. I was just looking. I was like,

nothing's moving. That can't be all snakes. Oh, yeah. This thing like Snake Island. Oh, yeah. I mean,

it had to have like 50 Oh, yeah. Diamondback water snakes all just on its sun. And then when we went up there, I told Jared, I said, you see all them snakes?

And he was like, that ain't snakes. I said, oh, yeah. Well, I don't know that they all are, but I can assure you the one on the bottom is because I've watched him move.

And he's like, no, no way. And then they all just bailed off. Of course, I'm sitting right there a foot from them in the boat. And he's like, he said, buddy, get me out of here. No, no, go. I said, the bad part is, you know, if they were on that snake, they've been on that rock, they've been on my boat in that boat house. I said, there's one in here somewhere.

No, no, as kids, okay, whenever it rained, where we live in Dix deLusia, there's a lot of clay. Yeah. Well, when it rains and clay washes in the creek, It forms a film on the water and they can't breathe, especially your carp, your buffalo. They swim on top of water. Well, we would go and catch them and then settle them.

With your bare hands? Yeah, because, hey, you just get out chest deep, let them swim in, they hit you, and do it when they turn sideways, grab them with your hands, and walk to the bank. Well, Madison, that's the best advice we can give you. No, no, look, so it rains. It's free. No, no, look, it rains.

So, hey, we all head to the creek, and we see the water churning up in the creek. So we're running and fixed to go in the water until we've seen what was rolling in the water. What? Like an algae? I bet it was a thousand snakes. Oh, boy. And they're all mating. A thousand.

Just boiling, rolling. Put the break on. Hey, I'm telling you, you're talking about wicked-looking. You know, that scene from Lonesome Dove has stuck with me since I was a kid. I've seen that. I've seen that live. For real. Did you kill them all?

Didn't have no gun. Never do. No, hey, that broke my fishing up. I never waited again. Would you describe your childhood as feral? Because that's what it sounds like to me. No, no. I described my fish and.

childhood and wild. Amen. Beth keeps giving me to wrap it. Yeah, I know. We're done. We're done. But yeah, Madison, you're welcome for the advice. Zepko, get you so.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Do not buy anything. Yes. Walk into the water and grab it until you see a bunch of snakes. Well, okay, Madison, if you're going to, Madison, if you're going to take that advice, I'm going to give you one piece of equipment you need, a life jacket. Yeah.

That is true. And a volleyball named Wilson and go out there and just stabs. Always. Always be safe when on the water. We're alive now. Yeah. There you go. That was wild.

First Timothy 4-8 to go back to our pull-ups and jujitsu conversation and our good friend Christian who's in the podcast next door. For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value of all things, holding promise for both the present life and the life to come. Woo. Go with eternity. Amen. All right.

We'll see y'all next time. We're out.