Duck Call Room - What Miss Kay Learned From Her 'Horror Film' Moment

Episode Date: June 24, 2021

Miss Kay talks about how she's doing after her dog landed her in the ER. Uncle Si gets the coolest gift, and he's naming him Mr. Believe. Martin describes what happened to a shirtless Godwin in a "Duck Dynasty" scene that didn't make the cut. Stone didn't believe Dan the Butler saw a monkey on Phil's property, and Dan is still crushed. Stone and Si have the boys cracking up about the time a neighbor made the mistake of turning his hogs loose on Phil's property. Stone shares the details on the most comfortable pants in the world. And Si and Stone offer advice for keeping the faith on active military duty.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just start off with the obvious giant crocheted. What are their name? Dan and what? Dan and Charlene, boy. Dan and Charlene, I don't know where they're from. They're from Nebraska. We started off for the fans. They hand-delivered that thing.

Yeah. Oh, it didn't come in the mail? Uh-uh. No, no. Oh, they hand-delivered it? They brought that thing. God, I wish I'd have been there to meet them. D.

That, well. You'd have to be here at about 8.30 on Friday. morning. Where were they from? They were from either Nebraska or Iowa. They were right up in the heartland somewhere. Okay. Well, Dan and Charlene, hey, thank you very

much. Hey, y'all hit it on this. Oh, that's fantastic. That Black Panther is... Oh, no, no, look, they didn't miss nothing. They've got it all inside that thing with Mr. Belize. That's his name, boys. According to his name tag, it's Silas.

Yeah, but hey, I'm calling Mr. Believe. Oh. What y'all can't see at home probably if you're watching this on YouTube. Or if you're listening. Or if you're listening, just imagine. They built a... Crochet? 15 to 18 inch tall Black Panther.

Crocheted. They put him in a glass case and they decorated him with everything from size of life. From a Bible to a squirrel to a beaver to domino. to poker cards. And of course, and he spits. A little Army man and the American flag and his tea glass complete with Mr. and Mrs. T's in it.

I didn't even notice that. They didn't miss nothing. I mean, not eight things. And they got a shotgun lay there. It was a shotgun or a rifle laying at his feet. It don't matter. But there's a weapon laid at that panther's feet. Here's what I'll say, Dan and Charlene. That thing is a, a weapon.

work of art. It is. It is. And thank you very much. And if Si doesn't take it, it will live forever somewhere in this duck cover. It may end up being like Superman on Seinfeld. You may just look up and find him. I just think this is a good spot for it. If Sioux

takes it, Kelly from Leport Colorado, this one came in the mail and it was just and she sent us a bunch of like Well, that's one of them things. Smell good things soon. That's why I can cuddle up with him tonight in the bed. You know, if I was a bedman, I would say old Dan had some military experience because he pays attention to details.

Okay, is detailed. This one's from Kelly. That one's from Dan and Charlie. My wife's going to love this. I bet you can probably scare sweet pee to death with that. No, no, I am. Sweet peevee getting intimidated. I'm going to like you're out here and just, rah!

And she sent you a bunch of air fresheners too. Apparently she thinks we might all smell. That's probably to hang up next to you. All right. Who sent to you? I didn't read that part of the letter. and the hostess cupcakes come from Ira. All right, Black Panther, you get up and grow up them cups.

We got all sorts of stuff today. Fan mail days are the best, though. I do like when we just receive packages. Especially really cool ones. Well, them was the best ones yet. That's a cool one. So I consider it like a late Father's Day gift. That's what we'll go with.

Oh, that is a good one, too. That's a late Father's Day gift. Happy Father's Day. Me and John David and Stone worked really hard on that. No, I'm just kidding. I looked at it all day. I was going to say, whoever did, and we done told them, yeah, y'all pulled it off on that.

Out of the park, boys. Not just a home run. This one over the river. And through the woods. Yeah, and through the woods, and it's still going. Oh, my goodness gracious. I, you've created a phenomenon with the Black Panthers. Hey, look, boys, he's there, trust me.

Man old Jason and Johnny Guy wasn't seen him one time, and they're just too stupid. allow their brain to process it. Okay. Mine. Mine, okay, it's crazy to begin with. So, hey, well, no problem for me to process it. Hold on.

I didn't know that they also saw it. They were all in the same vehicle. Oh, no, we're in the same vehicle. That's what I told you. That was the dumbest thing I've ever been involved in. Supposedly three grown men in the pickup. Only one of them saw a black man. Yeah, and we all saw the same thing,

and it's only one of us that was man enough to stand up and say what it was. It was a back cat with a big long tail, boys. It started as a bobcat, went to a deer. It went to a deer, and then Jason finally got it in the right family. When he said, oh, when he run in that chest-high Johnson grass right there, I got a clear look at him. He was a bobcat. I said, well, at least we got him in the family, the cat family now.

And that's what led to Godwin on Duck Dynasty crawled. and through the bushes. With his shirt off. Jason chose, Jason chose poorly to let John Gowellon meet up in for. He was just trying to prove anything turns black at that distance. No. Even Gawin with his shirt off turned black.

We could put Johnny Gowlin on the moon, okay? And tell him to take a shirt off and everybody would look up and say, what in the world is Johnny Gowman on the dark side of the moon? My favorite My favorite part My favorite part that My favorite part that nobody got to see on that episode Was the first time they had Godwin

Do that without his shirt off He went chest first into a briar pack And he come out of them rascals Way faster than he went into it It was fantastic I mean he just Hands and knees straight into them briars I just run that through my brain panic again video.

And it was one of these, oh, when he turned around and come out, it looked like. He come out, he looked like he shot out of a cannon. And hey, his eight legs were eight up. I'm talking about it. He said, Paul spent an hour pulling briar, you know, thorns out of his legs. Oh, yeah, because it was, it was false. So the briars were all dry and just broke off into it.

It was funny. Man, it was funny. I hated it for Gobbin, but it was funny. It's always funny when it happened to someone else. Oh, yeah. Ain't no doubt about that. We went frog another night, and typical, you in them bushes. And I look up and there's just a purple tail nest like you ain't seen lately.

And I'm like, oh, man, this is going to be bad here. well one of them got on our boy and I didn't know this but that was like like got on him and bit him while he was stinging it looked like an ant you know how that ant gets both ends like that the waltzes got that too and just got him right there and wouldn't let go you won't that ain't fair pick one you either bite or you sting don't do both of them you pop me he's bad enough now when you grab me and then just spinning around sting me yeah he was in like his little bitty tight formation biting on I'm going in and dough popping with the other ear. Can sting? Can bite? I saw it the other night. Oh, no, no, no. Look, they got just like a ant.

They got, it looked like claws. Okay. I mean. They don't bite you. They actually pinch you. I mean, dough pop. I know we're doing a podcast right now. Miss Kay just tried to call me.

You'd think I ought to call her back. Yeah, you probably should. We can tell what happened to Kay on here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Can we? Yeah. Why not?

I mean. This is for dog lovers. Yeah. Do not kiss your pet while he's asleep. Yeah. You scared him and he wakes up and bites you. That's what happened to Ms. Kay. Hey, you feeling okay?

Hmm. I already did. We talked this morning. We're doing the podcast right now. Say hello, Kay. Yeah, you made the podcast, Kay. Say? Yeah.

Hey, Kay. Hey, Kay. Kay, how are you feeling? And not improved, but different looking, Ms. Kay. Different looking Ms. Kay. Well, we're all praying for you, and if there's anything you need me to do, you just call me. You are sweet. You still are sweet and lovely, Ms. Kay.

I thought I was watching a horror film, but then I realized it was me. Hey, between your husband and the dogs? She can't hear you. Okay. I'm going to help somebody just because I went to. through this. That's what I'm hoping for. You talk. Kay, you taught the world a valuable lesson.

What? Don't wake a sleeping dog. Let them lie. Let them lie. So many questions. Somebody needs to put that in the paper. That is a huge story. Now Bobo knows he did something wrong

because he won't look at Ben Phil. He just puts his head down. That's because he knows he's on borrowed time. Yeah. That's it. He wasn't supposed to do it. But he does. Well, we love you and we're praying for you.

Okay, we'll do that. And he said in a week I won't be sore, so we'll just get that back. Right now, I'm in pain, but you know what? I learned that you can live in pain, so maybe that's part of my learning lesson. But I can comfort other people that have something happen like this. Well, if you need me to do anything, just let me know. Okay. Love you.

I love you. Okay. Bye. Can I get a recap of what happened? I'm of the understanding. A dog bit Miss Kay. I'll let's what happen. But it seems worse than whenever I was laughing at the beginning.

It seems bad. Is it bad? I'll tell you if you stop talking. Okay, I'll stop talking. Last night at midnight, we get a phone call. And Miss Kay went to kiss Bobo good night like she does every night. Bobo was asleep. She kissed him on the nose.

and he bit her bottom lip. I would say a third of her bottom lip is gone. Yeah. So all you... Bobo took a chunk out of it. He took a chunk out. So all you prayer warriors out there, throw up one from Ms. Kay.

She's, physically, she's just, you know, in some pain, but, you know, it could have been worse. My goodness. Could have been worse. Oh, yeah, he could have just stayed on it. Mm-hmm. A lot of times them dogs get to bite

and they don't stop for a minute. I could have shook it. He ripped enough. Yeah. What's crazy about that is Bo's only ever shown aggression to one person. Well. Jimmy Red. Well, he don't like red.

Red and all his kids. Yeah, well, yeah, he can smell it. Bobo all hates rednecks. And he also hates if you cover your face and walk towards him real slow. That's right. Because he about bit me on the butt one day when Phil conned me into doing that. But I did it because Phil Robertson said to do it. Phil's got everybody to do that.

I know. And he says, watch him, Bo-Boh. So maybe Kay had her face covered up a little bit and woke him up. It just wasn't good. Started him. Yeah.

The old phrase, let sleeping dogs lies. It's true. That's it. So Phil took her to the hospital last night, her, him and Phyllis. And this morning she was at my house.

So they dropped her off of my house. and then went on home. But now it was a nasty-looking wound. I've been bit by a few dogs. Every one of them I deserved. I was doing something dumb. Yeah, I've never been bit on the face, though. I bet that hurt.

The thing about Miss Kay is, you know, when something bad happens, she's always looking for the good in it. Yeah. Maybe it's me learning how to live with pain. She's seen in good spirits. Oh, she was. The only way that, Kay is.

the only person that'd come out of that saying something like that. What am I trying to learn here? What's he trying to teach me here? Lord, what are you trying to show me here? That's the way we all should be looking at that. Oh, Hunter. Agree. That's a good way to look at it.

I agree. Yeah, you have way fewer bad days if you approach it with that mindset. That's right. On that note, let's take our first break. We'll be back right after this. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means.

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That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Speaking of monkeys, Black Panther sightings, old Dan, the butler, he come to me one day. This was about three years ago. He said, I saw a monkey on the land. I said, do what? He said, I saw a monkey on the land. I said, you saw a monkey on Phil's property. I said, what kind of tree was it in?

Yeah, what was it in? A persimmon tree. A persimmon tree. I said, well, if I was a monkey, that would be. That would be a good part to be in. A fruit tree. Also a good place to hang out if you're a raccoon. That's right.

Or a possum. Or a possum. Or a possum. So I said, what this monkey looked like? He said he was black with a white face. I said, why didn't you take a picture of it? Yeah, yeah. What do you think about it?

I just didn't think about it. I mean, he walked right up underneath the 17th. He's got a phone on it. Monkeys looking at him, and he didn't take a picture of it. But he comes back and tells all us he saw a smocky. So we naturally made fun of him. And when we made fun of him, you would have thought, you all punched him in the face. We broke his heart.

He just, boy, it hurt him, that we did not believe that he saw a monkey on fields property so this was during uh deer season so i went deer hunting the next morning and i kid you not i look over there had had had some corn on stump and uh something crawled up on that stump it was black so i got my scope out and i put it on it and it looked up at me and it was a black possum with a white face have you ever seen one yeah well but some of them get darker than others but This one was, by the color of your hat. Jet black. Hey, this one was solid black with a white face on it.

Jet black. He looked wild. He really did. So I saw her too. I was hunting size then. Yeah. Crazy looking possum. He was actually pretty.

Oh, he was. Yeah, and a ponson ain't pretty. He would have made a pretty man. But this one was pretty. But according to Dan the butler, it was a ring-tailed lemur. That joker was. That joker was his black of this panther right here. Yeah, he was.

And his face was. It was like white cheese paper. That land down there is like the place time for guys. Oh, no. I mean, that's where all exotic animals end up. Oh, yeah. I mean, like. So one time we had Carter's little friend over her name Franklin,

and they're both six or seven, all of a sudden, Franklin comes running. He's like, who's shot there? There's a monkey outside. And I was like, first off, I hope so. Yeah. Because that's awesome. Yeah. It was also a possum.

Possum. So Dan and seven-year-olds are getting quite confused. Well, and I came back and told Dan that I saw the black possum of the white face. He just shook his head. He was still so disappointed I didn't believe he saw that monkey. And to this day, if you bring it up, he gets upset. Yeah, he believes he was a monkey. I mean, but how cool would it be if there was a monkey?

My favorite part of all the wild tales that go on down there, anytime Phil tells one, he comes back with a body. That's right. Phil said you should have seen this Oh yeah it's back in the bag of the pickup truck But you can't shoot a monkey There ain't no season on Well hey

You might not You might not shoot a monkey What would happen if you shot something That doesn't exist Hey I've done told y'all that story I'm trying down with the wildlife people That doesn't exist

Yeah that's right He called wildlife fishing That's right Well, that one girl shot an elk in, like, somewhere that doesn't have elk. Yeah, well, I mean, stuff gets out all the time, but it's... What's the rules? I don't know about shooting a monkey. But he's right.

If there's a monkey in my yard. I wouldn't shoot a monkey. No, that monkey's way too close to a human. Start grabbing at the wound. I mean, could you imagine you shot him in the chest and he just goes like he grabs both of them? Like, you know, I mean, I couldn't do it. Or what if he put his hands up? I can't, yeah.

People do that, though. Oh, I know. Oh, I know. Over in Africa. Why did you shoot him? He got his hands up. Oh, man. Them baboons are considered pest over there.

So they just whack them and stack them. Wack them is good. I don't think I could do that. Yeah, because I think over there, then baboons to them are equivalent to, like, raccoons here, get in there and knock over to trash and, you know, do a hundred other. Or black bears.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd have to have buckshot to shoot them three on my front porch. What's that there, raccoon? Yeah. They're 70-pound raccoon. 22 rifles wasn't done them boys in.

I'm telling you. No, you'd have to have buckshot for them boys. Oh, bigons. Oh, hey, steroids. These are steroid stuff. Yeah, they sign them up for the baseball thing. Yeah, hey, I'm telling you. Mark, Mark.

Hey, I'm looking in my mind right now. I've got them on the porch. Okay, I'm serious. These suckers were beefed up. You're talking about some bull coons. Oh, Lord. 75 to a hundred pound a piece. Martin's right, though.

Whenever Phil sees something, he always has the evidence to back it up. Nobody else comes back with a body. Some old hand was looking for all his hogs. He turned loose. That's what I was getting at that. He turned like eight hogs. 12. 12.

Was it 12? It was 12. He turned 12. Holes. And you know how hogs tear up property. They tear up everything. And they breed faster and rapid. And you can't control the population.

Because Phil run into them and guess what? Yeah. Bacon. That 22 rifle will hollow points or stingers. All of them. He got a bullet. He got a bullet in every one of them and some of them, two and three. Well, so what happened was...

This is the best part. The best part of this story. This old guy is looking at him. He said, he would come down to Phil's house. I was there when he came out. He said, you ain't seen my hogs, have you? Phil's like, huh?

He said, you ain't seen my hogs? Phil said, no, I ain't seen no hogs. So, and then the next day, we're out there and look up, here come 12 hogs.

So Phil gets his right from, tap, tap, tap, tap. All of them. He got every one of them. They're on the rung. You talk about it impressive. Hey, he comes back, he's old red,

he's red, go back to the land. Okay. I shot a bunch of pigs. He said, hey, I got a bullet in all of them. Two or three in some of them. He said, but you need to run them all down. You can have them.

So, Red goes out there, gathers up all the hogs. All of them. So he's got his meat hanging place right there by his house on the road. So he's hanging, he's got all the hogs hanging up. Oh, right. Yeah, on the road. Yeah.

You got them skint, you know, it's not, but carcasses there. So the old guy that was looking for his hogs, he come driving by. And he sees all them hogs hanging up. He thought it was deer at first. Yeah, he said he thought it was deer. And he said, uh, red, are those hogs? He said, yes, sir. He said, are those my hogs?

I turned them loose over there next to Phil's property. And Red said, hey, all I can tell you is, you turn them loose on the wrong man's property. That's right. Because Phil ain't a little letting no hog eat duck food. That's an old boy. That old boy, Ash Red. He said, do you mind if I have him? have one of my hog.

Oh, that's a good one. So another instance where that happened, Phil, his early years was poaching on the Franklin's property over there. He was just hunting on Franklin's land. He didn't know who owned it. So he hunted it on it. It was just right there next to the river, a little pothole. He hunted for, what, three years?

And nobody ever knew it. So he was hunting one day, some old guy come up and said, hey, how's it going? Phil said, oh, pretty good. He said, do you mind if I hunt, will you? Phil said, come on. So they hunted all morning, and at the end of the hunt, the old guy said, well, by the way, my name is, my name is George Franklin.

I own this piece of property. They said, thank you for letting me hunt with you on my land. Yeah, on my land. Phil said, hey, no problem. They're his friends every since. He's friends ever since. For that morning right there. Yeah, that's a good.

He said, mind if I have one of my hogs? You mind if I have one of my hogs? And mine. I read, ate on them hogs for about a year and a half. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. That's funny. Yeah, no, it's crazy.

I had a good one the other day. We were fishing Saturday, and I start smelling something burning. Of course, I'm in the back of the boat. You know, you ever get that smell? You're like, something's on fire. I turn around a look. That's not a good smell in a boat either. Yeah.

The front of the boat, there's just a pillow or smoke coming up out of. I said, uh-oh. Hmm. Look at here. Well, Jacob was up there fishing. and the smoke was coming from between his legs and he got one of the wires that done got a bear spot in it and grounded onto that boat so all of his wires to his troller motor were just frying as he had his foot on the pedal of it well being a redneck he is he just unplugged it and threw it in the water he just unplug through the troll motor in the water the whole tole motor yeah well everything but you know it's mounted on the side but it was coming

from the core so the foot pedal the cord everything he just threw it in the water he said i didn't know how else to put out of fire was this willie's boat or jacob's boat no it was no it was uh no it was jacob's boat it was funny i laugh i laugh because he was up there scrambling not moving the next thing i know it just went plush out in the water And I said, leave it to a redneck. Touche. I'd have said, I don't know what I'd have done.

He said, trust me, you'd have thought fast, too. He said, when that smoke's coming out from under your crotch, you get rid of it. Because a boat don't make it very long when it's on fire. No, small vessel fires are not good. Not good. It was funny. I laughed. Man, I laughed.

I almost sank my dad's boat in the middle of Caney Lake whenever I was about nine. Didn't have a plug in it? Well, I was just pressing buttons. Oh. Uh-oh. Just, I wonder what this one does. Turn the bilge pump. on, just left it going.

And dad goes, we're getting lower. Yeah. Well, that shouldn't a suck of your boat. That takes water. Maybe it was the live well. Out of the boat. Yeah, you turn the live well pump on and just pump the back of the boat full of water. That's what that's what he did.

Oh, I had water all in that. Been there done that too. And I forget that that live well got two switches on it, manual and automatic. And I always fill it up on manual so it gets in there quick. And I got up there and fishing and forgot that I didn't put it on automatic. and I look back there and I'm like, boy, that's about three inches lower than it used to be. And then I get the whole rear end just flooded full of water.

So then turn the bilge pump off, boys. Let's get out of here. That bilge pump better too. You crank the motor and get on pad. It'll pump out a lot quicker if you do that. Or if you just go half throttle like some of these morines do on the lake. Look, let's make something real clear. Public service announcement.

Public service announcement for all you people who have boats either. idle by or go wide open on pay on pay there is no in between don't do don't go in between because you are throwing the biggest weight you could possibly throw so either idle or get on playing or full speed it amazes me how many people don't know that i don't get it oh one of the most entertaining things you can ever do is go sit at a boat ramp on a Saturday oh and just watch people just watch people try and Back up a trailer. And look, they make us take boater safety to operate a boat in the state of Louisiana. They don't ever address boat ramp etiquette or anything to do with a boat ramp.

And if you're launching a boat before daylight, turn your headlights off. Exactly. Yeah, turn them off. Or you can turn your parking lights on, you're running lights. You can see with them your trailer lights stay lit up. But them boys that's got them high beams on going straight up to boat ramp. Terrible. It's blind everybody.

And also, leave your winch. hooked up to your boat. Yeah. Just in case. Just in case. Get the back end of that boat in the water, then walk back and undo your winch. How many times have you seen them boats slide off those boat trailers?

Well, nobody's in it? A lot. A lot. If you got a partner, you can go ahead and unhook it because his way it'll keep the boat on the trailer. It's still possible. It's still possible. It's just a lot harder.

But if that boat's empty and you go back and down that ramp, yeah, it can be on the ramp. I've seen a mini of boat on concrete. Mm-hmm. That's an expensive mistake too. Hey, and every once in a while you see a pickup truck and the boat going to the water. Or you just see the headlights sticking out of the water. You look down there and tell me, good, they look like a truck on the water.

There's a lot of people in this world that's got no business being around a lake. None. That is a true statement. I mean, I hate it for them because they're public land and everybody owns them. But like, just know you roll. Like, if you that bad show up about 10 o'clock, it'd be all right, and there's nobody there. Or just be like me. and be a deck hand.

Yeah, go with somebody. Go with the stone, a Martin or my dad, just do what they say. Practice back in your boat in your garage a hundred times. Like, there's just a hundred different things you can do.

Oh, back in up a trailer. That's why I just go and I do what I'm told. I'm like, you're just a pretty face, sit down and shut up. Yes, sir. Are we ready to fish yet?

He's standing there. He's standing there with him and a rod room. him and bullfrog both of them they stand there with the ride of hand waiting for the order where do we throw captain fish yeah i see that boo he throw 10 feet to the right of that buoy and let it sink for 12 seconds oh that's funny oh speaking of uh we just me and sigh went to venice and uh they did a little red fishing little speckletrap little uh sniper red snapper a old cat and gawk down there. Yep.

Fine trip. It was a fine trip. About a hundred fish. So I told us about some nasty fish salad you made. Oh, no, he was very good. He said that gallon of mayonnaise turned him off on. A brand new quart jar. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Just don't like mayonnaise. When Josh done this and took at least three quarters of it and dropped it in that bowl, I said, I'm out. Stone said, you need to taste it. I said, no, I don't need to taste it. It was delicious. I said, I'm not a big mayonnaise fan, so no, sir.

We'll jump on that Venice trip after the break. That'd be a good one to talk about. Yeah. All right. We'll be back right after this. So what about the, what about the fishing pants? Oh, the fishing match. So somebody, a lot of people have been.

Oh, Stone. You are apparently a fashion icon. because everyone needs to know stretchy fishing pants yes they need details stretchy fishing pants uh the best thing since pocket on a shirt and i agree i would say i would then i get mine and sigh has my fishing pants i keep i keep giving him fishing pants and and i would say the most comfortable pair of pants i've ever worn in my life i will suck a debt yeah okay because He said I wore them about two weeks without changing them. I wear them for fishing.

I wear them during both seasons when it's not cold yet hunting. I work out in them. I do everything in them. My daughter calls them my all-purpose pants. So these are stretchy fishing pants from Academy. Lightweight. They're Magellan brand. Yeah.

Lightweight. And they're not that expensive. It's a good price on them. I got about 10 pairs of them, juggers. Yeah. But I guess I could. This is. Oh, okay.

Do a little turn for us. Oh, no. Model it for us. You got the physique from modeling. You're an old Christian. That's called self-induced torture. By the way, I ain't into that. I had a rib pop out.

Yeah, I know. It was pretty rough. But anyways, I would highly recommend these Magellan fishing pants. They are super comfortable. Magellan pro angler. That's the ones you're looking for. Literally, I'm looking at the emails, and I just type in fishing pants. to sort the emails.

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I do have some exciting news, I think. It's exciting to me that I'd like to share. I got an email today, and everybody knows that I love chicken. Well, our buddy's over at Wingstop. This is not a paid advertisement. This is just a public service announcement for all you to know. They are now serving thighs. And this is where?

At Wingstop. Where is Wingstack? Size never had Wingstop. I ain't had swing stock. Well, then you're picking a good time to get started, because we'll get on them chicken thighs because everybody knows the best piece of chicken is in brake pads, them thighs. That's the ones you want. That's right.

That's what they are. So the chicken breast is dry and tough. The chicken thigh is tender and juicy. And now it's going to be fried to perfection and tossed in whatever sauce you want. We are about to get out of here and go get on us and chicken thighs. When I was in college, I used to stop at Popeye's to get four spicy thighs and two biscuits. My man. Me too.

I'm talking I would hammer it. Me and John David run them suckers out of spicy thighs one day. We went to Popeyes and said spicy thighs and they're like, how many? All of them. All of them. Spicy thighs and Magellan stretch pants, boys. You need to have them stretchy. Just right, baby.

Hey, that sounds like a song. I think Jack Brown had it on. Me and Johnny D had them cards, you know, like them rebel cards or whatever around here, that the football team where you buy a three-piece, get a two-piece. We go in there, yeah, make that five spicy thighs. Y'all keep inside, son, we don't need them. And then they thought we were just splitting that. And I was like, no, no, no.

No, run it back. We're getting four meals. Two for Martin, two for me. Boy, that's something. I'm going to have to visit the thigh stop. Oh, man. I'm very interesting. That's intriguing.

So excited. Very interesting. And I love a chicken wing. Don't get me wrong. But if you're going to do the same thing to him to a thigh, oh, man. Yeah, so the wing away. Yeah. I'm liable to be 400 pounds by the time this is all.

If they keep this thing around, it's just going to get bad for me because wingstop is way too close to my house. It is not far. Oh, it needs to be out of the way. My wife loves Wingstop, too. Oh, that French fries. Those fries dipped in that ranch. They got the best ranch. They do.

my mouth 100% yeah so anyways we'll talk about that our fishing trip earlier so we're we're in the boat fishing me and sigh and bullfrog uh Josh gault and his son Tucker his son about what how old Tucker by I'd say I'd say he's probably 11 yeah he's probably 11 or 12 somewhere yeah and anyway him and bullfrog were up on the nose of the boat just catching one fish after another competition was the the adults were in the back of the boat watching I was baiting their hooks. Me and Josh was baiting their higlin. They was having a big time.

But, but Si's standing there watching all this. And I look up, Cy grabbed one of those. He bumped bullfrog out of the way. He said, let me get one of these. Let me get mine, boys. Si.

Look, they had the boats. They had me in the back. I couldn't fish. So, hey, you just got to nudge him out of the way every once in a while. We laughed at that. That was a true. and move. Size up there, boxing kids outside.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, give me a little room here. That's right. Kids and old men, boy, you've got to get out of the way. Kids and old men. But we had a good trip. We thoroughly enjoyed it. And, you know, the first time Josh got to meet Bullfrog. He got a kick out of her.

Because I told Tucker, Josh's little boy, I said, you need to come up and help Bullfrog. Shoot these doves on our property up here. And Bullfrog said, I don't need no help. oh y'all trying to start some arranged marriage stuff all right there's worse ones that they could both be married to that's for sure they're about the same age both love the outdoors yeah they'll be good to go to rest their life either old either old tucker old jess boy lane either one of them would do stone's already putting together a list there you go but one one one of them's got good fishing the other one's got good hunting so hey win win win it's all a win that's it Hey, Stone's always thinking, this one's got a good parcel of land that has got game on it. Parcel.

There's nothing wrong with that, boys. Oh, no. Oh, that's hilarious. My goodness gracious. Hey, speaking of kids in the outdoors, Martin, you saw our friend Michael that post he made the other day, huh? Is that it? That's it. C.J.

C.J. He doesn't know him. A huge bass. Oh, big. CJ played on Carter's soccer team and my assistant my friend Michael was the other coach They C.J had this little bitty rod and reel. He's reeling it in and they're like that's got to be a gator or something just a private pond seven years old got a 13 pound bass. That's a bull the size of him. Yeah.

There's a video. It's hilarious. He reeled it all the way up to the end of the rod because they don't they thought what kind of rig did he had. I guess it was... Oh, I forget. Probably Zepp. They were fishing with live bait. We can say that for sure. They were going for the big boys, that's for sure. It's in this article right here on Darbone Life.

But yeah, they were fishing this private pond, and they were like, that's got to be something else. Because CJ's just sitting there trying to get it in. And they looked down, and right at the end of the thing was a 13-pound bass. So as Bubby reaches in and just pulls the bass out immediately, they all freaked out. But I figured, Sal, you'd get a kick out of a boat. Oh, 13. He's about it along with that kid.

He's a 7-year-old holding the 13-pound bass with a honey-hole hat on, which Michael and Bubby were both that took him fishing, used to work at the honey-hills. 13 pounds. 13 pounds. I suck it was that long. I tell you. That's two pounds bigger than anyone I've ever caught. I ain't ever got anything like that.

He's seven. He might as well quit. Yep. He's done well. There's time to do something else because, buddy, C.J. My friend. See, I know your daddy. I went to school with him.

You've already caught one bigger than him and that boy fish is seven days a week. He might. Quit bass fishing. You're done. You will never hit this moment again. Ever. That's what I told. Ever.

Her first buck was a 13 point. I said, well, there's only one direction to go here. Let's take our final break. We're going to come back and get that mail bag a little bit first. further so we'll be back right after we got some mail martin tell us they emailed i'm not sure on the name we're just going to go with owen is his name i think that's correct i like that yeah it says martin i've been watching y'all's podcast i'm a huge fan of the show i have a huge question for you and maybe you can give me some advice my father and i haven't spoken in almost a year

and a half i love the man but he is difficult to talk to and when i do our conversation always ends in an argument. What can we do? I told you it was heavy. There you go. Well, first I'd have to ask, what are you arguing about? Okay. I like that.

Yeah. So if you know, whatever you're arguing about, don't get into that conversation. Pick something else. Pick another topic to discuss. We can solve that one down the road. Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about whatever.

Let's talk about fishing. Let's talk about hunting, gardening, whatever. Talk about something that you have in common for crying out loud. Yeah. Because I know from a, you know, it's a, to me it's sad, okay, because I had, you know, me and my dad didn't talk a lot because daddy just didn't talk a lot. Okay. But the few conversations we had were very, very special to me.

Mm-hmm. Okay. because that's the sign that gets me. You're missing, you and your father both are missing a great opportunity to establish a good relationship with each other. Yeah. And that's the sad part of it. That's one reason I said, hey, find something on common ground that you can actually talk about and not get mad. Yeah, because then you can repair whatever's broken in the relationship.

That's right. And I would also say, since this happens every time, approach your dad and tell him, Dad, this bothers me that we can't have a relationship. Have a relationship without arguing. Yeah. I want to do everything we can to try to fix that. And is that good with you? And then I think you start off by praying over your dad.

And praying for you and your dad at the same time. because I'm sure there's a blame to be had in both parties. It's not one-sided. It's not one-sided. So look at yourself in the mirror, see what you can do different. Pray, I guarantee you pray over your dad and pray for the Almighty to help you with that, that it will get better. Yeah, it will.

But you do have to put forth the effort. The prayers alone, they need action behind them as well. So, yeah, I'm with you. I mean, figure out something. figure out something you have in common other than being father and son. Yeah. And figure out if you can do it unless that is where the problem is, but odds are it's not. Because if you have it in common, you both enjoy doing it, there's ways to do it.

Look, me and my dad used to argue like cats and dogs when we was working on projects. But that was just what we did. I mean, that was part of our relationship. I would always try to find the easy way out of it. And he was trying to find his way was going to survive the apocalypse, whatever it was, hanging up, putting in, whatever. He was building it to be tough and last you for forever. Me, I'm like, I got other, I want to go fishing. I want to go hunting.

I got other stuff I need to be doing. Let's put a little Band-Aid on it, but my dad wasn't a Band-Aid, man. It was fix it and fix it until Jesus comes back. That's just the kind of man he was. So, you know, you would think if you sat there and listened to us, we didn't really love each other, but we loved each other. But you can, there's a path forward in there, Owen. You just have to find it.

And whatever path you've been attempting is not it. So change a game plan. Here's the thing I will tell you, okay. Both of you probably are looking and saying, okay, you're going to have to change. Okay. That ain't going to work it out. Okay. That's why I like marriage, okay.

You fell in love with each other, okay, you know, because of who you are. So don't try to change someone. The only person you can change is yourself. Amen. Okay. So, you know, if you're looking to change him, you're never going to establish the relationship you're hoping to have with him. And I leave it with this, too.

Forgiveness. If there's bitterness being held on inside of it, get rid of it. Forgive, forgive, forgive. Pray for a forgivable heart. Like, do whatever you got to do, because if it's always, coming up in an argument you're both both holding on to something yeah or guilty of you're so just let it go the best you can i'm not i'm not saying that that is easy but pray pray for forgiveness for both of you and then if you forgive first your dad will see that like

and he'll let go of his too but it may take you let him go of it first you there's no right or wrong answer here other than to change whatever y'all been doing don't do that let's let's try something different so and and just my my best piece of advice is you should if you're listening to this drive there right now go there life's too short to to have the you know family is so important and we've seen it on this show from the robertson's perspective from the martin perspective from the owen perspective we've all talked about our dads it's you know there's a reason that god describes himself as a father And it's because a relationship with a dad is the closest.

I really think that a relationship with your dad is the closest thing that God can even use to describe it. 100%. So, man, if you got something with your dad and look, me and my dad, we're the most two different human beings you've ever met in your life. But we're close, and we know how to, me and my dad probably ain't going to work at the honeyhole together. That could get weird. But we know that. And so we know how to be friends.

And me and my dad are super close. So don't waste any time, man. Don't put it off. Don't put it off. Do it today. Okay. You're not promised the next second. Yeah.

Okay. Neither is he. So don't put it off. And I agree. Fix this today. Fix this today. Don't depend on this guy. Get in your truck, getting your car.

Personal. Look him in the eye, hug him. You ain't even got to say nothing. Yeah. Personal. So there you go. It feels up to me. We wish you great luck with the relationship you're trying to establish where your dad.

Yeah. Yes. Amen. We've been getting a lot of these lately, and I'm going to combine two here because we have our two veterans here with Stone and Si. So Austin asked if y'all could share some wisdom on keeping the faith in God while being an active duty military. Oh, yeah. That sounds tough. Oh, I got no clue.

And then just the other one real quick is he did not send his name, and he's wondering. how to adjust back to civilian life, if y'all have any advice for that. He's done 20 years and had four deployment. So just military. What's his name? That one didn't have the name. Austin was the one who asked about keeping the faith in the almighty while being active duty.

I'm going to say this and then I'm going to let them talk. My unnamed man, thank you for your 20 years of service to this country. And then I'm going to let the two guys with experience take it home from there. Go ahead, sir. Well, you know, Austin, that's a tough one. When you're in theater, things, I mean, there's a lot of things that happen physically and emotionally. And to be, to stay a strong Christian and present yourself like, you know you should present yourself is a very difficult task. indeed when you say so sigh yeah so my advice to you is stay in the word pick a time every day where you can

get in the word read your bible and pray on a daily basis if you do that and pray specifically for what you're dealing with that god will help you with this and it's going to be tough because every everybody i'll say everybody most of the humans around you are not acting uh accordingly but it's just a very stressful environment to be in and and people you know the last thing they're thinking about is reading their bible and pray it so but that being said when you are in theater it's good policy to be praying every day because there's obviously a much higher chance of not making it out as opposed to here. But, you know, that's my advice.

Stay in the word and pray. Here's my personal thing, okay. This is what I really believe. God, the Father and His Son, Jesus, okay, and the Holy Spirit, they understand what you're going through. Okay, especially, okay, you're deployed in a war zone, okay? that right there is hard enough but know that the creator and this is just my personal belief okay god almighty and his son jesus in my personal opinion have a personal relationship with soldiers okay they understand okay because you're put in a situation that you have to do things

that the rest of us never have to face. Okay, that's why on the other one asking, how do I get back into civilian life after I've been a my nation's warrior, okay, especially if you've been in a war zone. That's a tough one, okay? But I'd just tell you, hey, surround yourself with veterans, okay, because they understand.

no one else does okay veterans do because they've been through it with you that's why our bonds form between soldiers that's thicker than blood okay because these people have had to depend on each other uh to keep alive for crying out loud but hey god understands what you're going to and stone said it, okay, you keep yourself available for God with God Almighty by reading his word every day. And, hey, ask him to help you with what you're dealing with. Yeah. Okay, because he does understand. That's my personal belief.

And I'll leave it with that. And, hey, thank you for service, both of you. That's right. And look, you know, I was 62 Echo's size of supply sergeant. We didn't, we wasn't in. the middle of it like like these some of these guys are and you guys you know who you are uh you have you have now don't get me wrong everybody who served deserves deserves credit because they served their capacity and every everybody in the military has a job a crucial job and it's important

all of us yeah that's right but then you have your your infantry guys your 80 seconds those that are the rangers, special forces guys, those guys, oh man. Yeah, yeah. I can't tell you how impressive those, those humans are and what they, what they do and what they, the training they have to go through just to get to the point where they can be a part of that. We wouldn't, we wouldn't be sitting right here if it wasn't for people like that. No.

Amen. Yep. I'm just saying, I just, I can't. I can't express enough of my gratitude to you guys, you men and women who have served. Well, that's why, have y'all heard me say it before, those that have been through and has been baptized with live fire, okay, against the enemy, okay, trust me.

Everyone that wears the uniform is a hero to me. and I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Okay, I always have. Okay, and look, we need heroes, okay? But y'all are those that have served our nation, especially those that have gave limb and life for us so we can sit in here and do what we're doing here, talk and be safe, okay?

That's why I, you know, I don't have the word to describe how much I do respect you first, okay? and then love you for who you are and what you've gone through for this country. And I'll stop. Amen. Because I can talk to you forever like that. We did a job at Boggham for some Delta Force guys. Let me tell you something, you do not want to cross one of them.

I believe it. Look, I'll tell you right now, Austin, unnamed fellow, and anybody else. else that's listening that has served or a family member of someone who has served. We thank you. We thank you guys. I have nothing but the utmost respect for you. Amen. Thank you for doing a job.

Most others don't want. You run to the fire and everybody else running from it. Well, what we got, Johnny D. Let's close out on a good piece of the word. I got you one. I appreciate it. And you know, you say that to other veterans. And we all think that about you,

up here on the side. You too stone. Me and Stone understand when we said, okay, they're at a different level than I am. That's right. I served, okay, but I didn't serve to the level that I've met. Johnny Deh, when your mama said you can do anything you want to do in life, she was lying. 100%. Drew Brees told that to his kids.

I was like, quit lying to them. All right, I'm sorry. Well, I got a great verse, I think, for us here to wrap this one up. This is Jesus himself's words in John 15 versus 12 and 13. My command is this, love each other as I've loved you. Greater love has no one than this to lay down one's life for one's friends. So for all of you serving in the military that have served, that laid down your life, that just gave up part of your life just to serve, we thank you.

and the boys in the duck call room will always be grateful for all of you. Always. Hey, like I told you before, Jesus does know, okay? You're special to him. I really believe that. We're out. See y'all next time.

See you next time.