Duck Call Room - What Miss Kay Wants on Her Tombstone

Episode Date: September 2, 2021

Miss Kay is back with the marriage advice every couple needs to hear. But first, she tells all about the chaos that interrupted a wedding she and Phil hosted for a homeless couple. Kay is wary of Stone's training program. Uncle Si remembers the coldest he's ever been and admits he's a fair-weather hunter. Miss Kay has always wanted to ride an elephant, and you'll never guess what animal Si wants to ride. Miss Kay shares her Saints football prediction with John-David and announces what she wants written on her gravestone. And there's only one thing that stopped Willie from becoming a certifiable pyromaniac.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whoever was wearing this has a big head. It was Martin. That's a big old head. That's old big head. Yeah, Martin's like a big giant oak tree, boys. And hey, when he falls, you hear it. That thing about, does a tree make noise? If nobody's there to hear it, yes, it does.

Well, Sal, we got our number one guest back. That's back on the podcast. The lady that had her own TV show, boys, is back. Miss Kay. Thank you, sir. Kay Robertson in the house, Martin and Godwin ran away from the storm and our deer hunting in Wyoming. So you know what we did? We upgraded.

That's right. And we got Miss Kay filling in today. I love it here. And I'm going to start this off right. Miss Kay, how was it when you was about what? 14 and then had to go out on a date with a millstone in the back seat. Yours truly. Yeah.

Well, I was wanting to go on that date, but I didn't know you had to chaper on it. Well, hey, mom told me. And then I had to, instead of buying Phil's meal and my meal, I had to buy Phil's meal, my meal, and your meal. That's right. There you go. And you're still buying his meal. How's it? And she's still buying meals.

I ain't cooking them. What's a mill? I'm Googling millstone. Hey. It's an unwanted guest, okay, is my definition of that. That's probably not correct. But my mom said, hey, good. Go make sure these two don't get in trouble.

And I said, yes ma'am. Well, with you there, it was hard to get in. Well, what about the day we go out and we're, you know, baiting the trot lines. And then the next thing you know, me and you are in that pond trying to gather up that stuff to bait the trot lines with. And I said, Phil, I saw something that looked like a snake. And he said, no, it wasn't a snake. And then all of a sudden one of my fingers starts swelling up. And I said, I think that thing touched me.

And Phil said, that ain't nothing. You didn't saw her up and get that stuff. We've got to get those done before dark. Her father owned a little cabbing on Black Bayou. Yeah, in a cabin? Yeah. That's what attracted Phil to me. Mr. Taye had that money.

No, no. I suspect, say, you don't think that had anything to do with him. Oh, yeah. Because our family was the richest family in the town. They had a grocery store for. crying out. And a hardware store. And a hardware store. Okay. When Ms. Kay would come down in that, what was that, it was blue, the own color. Bel Air. A bell air. Blue Bel Air. When she come down there, she had like a case of coax and all kind of goodies.

The case of coats lasted about 30 minutes. That was as stupidest thing. I've ever seen somebody sit down. They're not even cold and they're just pop a lid drinking. You were drinking warm Coke? Yeah. Yeah, because they were so afraid the other one would get more than they did, so they fought over. That's a Robertson trade I've learned. You, I went back in the day when we was poor snakes. The only thing we had on was a snake skin.

That's when you pour. You had clothes, though. No, you didn't. Actually, no, you didn't. I didn't wear them until I was 14, but that's a laugh. You got to wear them when you go to skis. Well, I told you not to walk around your underwear in front of me. I mean, and you don't care.

Hey, you're my older sister for crying out. I know, and I've seen you in the Tidy Whitties. I know that. I've unfortunately seen them in Tidy Whitties too. Yeah, we've all seen that. There's a lot of love in the Robertson family. There's a lot of room. There's a lot of room.

There's a lot of room in those Tidy Whitties, too, in the back. It just looked like a balloon. Oh, man, I didn't know where we were going. Yeah, she's specified in the back. In the back. Welcome to Miss. Kay's tender years at the age of 14 once you run into the Robinson family. I notice these old men, these old men, they look like a, like the bullfrogs,

put on a pair of britches and stood up and pulled them up their butt, it's just, it's gone. It's got high water. It's called high water. You pull them up and it's high watermark. Well, Sae, let us not see yours. Oh, my future is. John David, would have to pull up his shirt now that side is. No, I'm good.

My belly's a little bigger, but my belly's a little bigger, but my, my, my, my, I'll see you. my butts just as small. Did you know that John David was almost on that show naked and afraid? I wasn't almost on that show, but I thought about it because Willie was going to pay me money. That's right. Willie was going to pay him to go do it.

And then he was like, I'm not paying you. The show will pay you. And I was like, hold on. No, you got to pay me too. I was like, I'm not just going to apply. Well, why didn't he get on it? I guess because he's afraid.

I guess so. And he just was terrified. He forgot the naked part. He was just. afraid. Yeah. I just thought of it to be a good weight loss program for me, but instead I'm going with Stone's House of Pain.

Oh, by the way, I've been seeing him every morning walking up and down the road. So he's made a commitment. Hey, I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. Me and Cy working out together. But look, here's the deal. I'm supposed to get a call either this afternoon or tomorrow. Whenever the phones work.

Yeah. The doctor's phones are down. So I don't know. that gives me the thumbs up to go to the house. So we're in danger right now. He ain't being cleared. Any more? No,

I mean, there's a problem with Jay's workout. I'm in love him. He's worked out and he does good. He doesn't work on me because I have to have special, you know, medical people. But the only thing is. She hired him for life. She told him that just while ago.

Well, of course I hired my physical therapy for life. I want to live and they want my money. Okay. We made a deal. That's a good. nomination but stone the only thing is he wants to start don't you always try to start real hard and that's where i'm worried about him you know you got look at who you got gradually get on but he's young i'm young i used to be athletic john david is 15 years younger in me so he'll be fine well we'll find

oh my son to take care good luck john david on next week's episode i'll be in crutches and very tired do you want me to prepare to be here next week i have no i'm not in charge of that i just have But if you're planning on being out, they're going to need something. There you go. You're on standby, okay, as of now. If Stone hurts me, then you're subbing in for sure. We got to get a sub. Stone ain't going to hurt you.

He might. No, he's not. He's a gentle physical. No, you'll hurt yourself. He's just going to be there to push you on. Also, probably true. But I've lost four pounds since I got out of the hospital. So I lost eight pounds like in it.

And I've kept that off. Well, you know the saying... Good kickstart. You know what happens when good men do nothing? Nothing happens. That's right. Was that right? That's right.

I never heard that same. Well, so, hey, you are doing something. Yeah. So that's a start. And yesterday, it was raining pretty hard. I'm driving down the road. I look up and I see a man walking in a rain jacket. I wonder what this is.

So I thought, you know what? He is committed. If he's walking in the rain, he's committed. So I feel good about it. That's why I went the recliner and cubies. Okay, because this idiot here ain't going to walk in the rain. You got to walk. Oh, no.

I'm about to buy you a fitness. Hey, no, anytime, no. Hey, look, when I can pedal, I'm not going to walk. Okay. He's not walking. When I can pedal from my recliner and watch live from Daryl's house, boys. Oh, you watch that, Phil watches that every week. Oh, what are you talking about?

Hey, I watch this morning. I watched it and one of my favorite boys soul singers Smokey. What? Smokey Robinson. Oh. With The tears of a clown When no one's around. That actually sounded pretty good.

I had a band once, son. Well, that didn't mean. I thought it was more like a joke band. Like Weird Al. But like the redneck version. No, no, it wasn't a joke band. It was a joke show. Okay.

It was a joke. Anything went. Went with us, boys, okay? Wait, what channel does live from Daryl's house come on? AX. AX. AX. AX.

AX. Is that a TV channel? Yeah. Yes. It's a music channel. Sometimes you're going to be there, and it's not Daryl's house. It's terrible. I know.

Whose house is it? Well, it's somebody is. It's somewhere else. It ain't from Daryl's. It's not John? It's not live from Daryl's house. Are these new episodes? Yeah.

Yes. But you're going to say them again in a month. He has different guests. It's the craziest thing. Sye and Phil's TV, they're synced up. They watch the same exact thing. Hey, look, you've got to understand something here. That's a good thing, okay?

Because when people ask you who you run with, I tell them, and float is Phil. I run with God, the Father, His Son, Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, and the Holy Spirit. And then Matt Dillon. I love Matt Dillon. Let me tell you. What about Daryl Hall?

No, they're a hot. And the three don't play. And neither do weak. And you know what? And neither does Matt Dillon. He'll shoot you a pistol, whip you in a heartbeat. You know what?

I started watching him when I was three years old. And I watched him until I left home at 16. Then, now in my old age, I've been watching him with Phil about five years. And you love it. I love it. No, no, look. I'm addicted to it. No, no.

Hey, what people don't realize he is, okay? is the older I get, the more about the Donald and I watch, and look, all of their shows about the American West, they all had a good theme to them. I was watched one another night. It was James Stewart, the name of it was Broken Arrow. I watched it. We watched it too.

Yeah, yeah. And hey, it was on. It was great. On the same channel as Darrell. No, is that the same channel? No, it was on a different channel. 364. But anyway

That's the inspiration Inspirational Yeah I NSP He said channel 364 Well hey look I only watch

It are two channels Accidents 364 and 323 with Perry Mason What is 323 Perry Mason That's the name of the channel That's the channel

I think we got different service Look It's Perry Mason and They switch out Perry Mason and Matlock Hey, you don't watch the weather, that's 362, the weather. Yeah, I used to have that.

I don't even do it anymore. So I don't worry about the weather anymore. No, no, well, hey, my wife went on a TV-slashing Excursion. You got rid of all your good stuff. Oh, no, look. Well, hey, look. It's not like you ran out of money.

Why didn't you do that? Well, no, no, because, hey, look, I had a TV that I could have, oh, what, a thousand channels? Yeah. And I went through them one day. A thousand. Oh yeah. Sitting there.

Hitting a button. There isn't nothing. Out of a thousand channels, only two places is worth what's like it. 363. 364. My bad. 364 and Axis TV.

Because hey, when you want to hear good music, when you want to hear good music, go to Access TV. Okay. And then when you want to see a good western with good themes. Okay. 364. All right. Well, on that note, I know one other good channel.

It's YouTube.com slash duck call room. Come on, man. Sell us up a little. Well, I forgot our podcast. Because you're listening right now to the duck call room. If you haven't figured it out, we're on Apple. We're on Spotify. Like and subscribe and do all that fun stuff.

Size's probably going to get a bail on that. When you said Apple, the only thing I could think about was go to it out there and find the Apple tree and pick me on up. Well, Apple. You're talking something about you. When you were talking computer and all this network and Netflix and all this junk. Well. All right. Well, we're going to take a break.

That's the twilight zone. Okay, Phil. You sound just like Phil. And then what? Hey, we're related. Okay, listen. Yes. It's what's making you money.

Why don't you enjoy that and say, this is the thing to do? That's the thing to do. Well, hey, look, I know everybody already knows it's the thing to do. Everything in the world going digital now. When this world comes to an end, God's going to use the digital world to take style. All right. We better take a break. We're going to take a break on that one.

That one sounds like a side tangent we won't be able to control. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's because of our friends over at Triedales beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good?

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Well, Si, Ms. Kay had something very interesting go on at her house. Oh. Did you hear about it? No, since I haven't seen you in a long, long time, excuse me. Since the last time I was here. Yeah. What have you been up to? Well, last Saturday, we had our first homeless couple wedding.

And I didn't get no invitation? I'm sorry. I was just, God. They were so, I didn't know who all she was going to bring. from the streets. Well, hey, how bad as to that was a hoot? Yeah, it really was, but it started out really well because they got there and everything. And of course, Phil was like trying to figure out. And I tell him, Phil, I said, you walk

down the sidewalk toward our neighbor, from our neighbors, and you make a little curve, and then we have an arbor. But I don't even know what all, there's a bunch of wild animal. Arbor? Is that the right word? Is that the right word? Is this the horseshoes? Yeah, yeah, and it's got all that green re-arming. Where the grill is. It has. It has. It has. Arbor is a drill to me. I think.

Okay, it's got birds living in this and other little animals. Okay. But it was all over there. You all had it decorated? Yeah, we stuck flowers in all the greenery. Oh, okay. That's what we did. Okay.

I bet that was pretty. It was. So what we had to do is Phil had to walk her down the aisle, which that was the worst thing. Phil gave her away. Oh, yeah, and he did the sermon. But here's the deal. So I said, Phil go slow, go slow.

And he just ran and dragged her behind him. He was in a hurry. He ran her down there. All right, we've got to get this done in a hurry, boys. Okay. This is important. So he gets all ready and starts his Bible and starting to talk. And then all of a sudden, somebody had brought the groomed sister from a lot.

I think she's from Modest, Texas. and she brought her there to the wedding to be there with her brother. And so she was going to stay in the car because they had two bulldogs they brought with them. Are the pit bulls? Yeah, and they were hanging out the window. Pit bulls. Pit bulls. Okay.

Dangerous dogs, but okay. Yeah. And then so Bobo, who thinks he's boss hog, he's going to take them on and them two little dumber dogs that I have the shaggy. Okay, sneaky and piggy. Yeah, whatever. You didn't feel have them different names. I do. Okay, they're going to go out there and take on those two bulldoze.

Well, Phil starts talking there with, I mean, it was the biggest, loudest noise, and everybody was just looking, what's that coming from? That sounds just like my childhood growing up, okay? There was a wedding in your front yard with dogs fighting? Hey, the dogs fighting. But there was no wedding. No wedding.

Well, then Phil has to stop the whole wedding and said, Ms. Kay, you got to go get our dogs in there. Go get the dogs take care of. Yeah, we got to shut this dog thing down. So me and whoever, you know, we had to go out there and catch my dogs and put them in my room, which was I would get them inside the house and then they'd just turn around and run right out the hole that they go through. So finally drug them in my room and closed them in the doors and we went back to continue on. And I was so scared the neighbor's dog would come over.

His name is mutt. And I was so scared, but he didn't come over. Mud and Jim. Mud and Jim. And so. Then all that interruption, we started the ceremony again. So there was a legit intermission. Oh, yeah.

There was a dog fight in the middle of the wedding. How many times you think that's ever happened? I have to ask this. It had to stop the ceremonies for a dog fight. Are you there? No, I wasn't. Hey, I have to ask this. And I'm not being rude or.

bad, mean-spirited, was the dress casual or what here? I mean, we're talking about a homeless marriage. It was very casual. There were a lot of shorts, t-shirts, different things. So this is coming as you are wedding. Yeah, just as you are. I just want to make sure.

But here what we had. I am just, oh, I wish I could have been there. My nephew and your nephew, John Gimber, did all the food. We had great sandwiches. We had chips. Everybody got bags of chips. Okay, well, wait. My brother is not a certified pastor that can marry.

He is. Al had made him one. He's certified. Yeah. He's certified now. He's bona fide. Oh, he's bona fide. Okay, I didn't know.

He's his second way, but he don't advertise it. Okay, I'm glad that Al was there. We just advertised. We're going to get some emails on this one. Okay. So if you'd like to do. get married under an arbor with a dog fried with casual dress and chips. Email hello at dot callroom.com.

I'll get you a priceless. We had a case of all different kind of drinks, Dr. Pepper's Cokes and all that. We had that in a nice Yeti ice chest. Oh, a Yeti. Only the best, boys. That's what could we do? Oh, and we had a wedding cake. We had, my granddaughter made a wedding cake.

It was beautiful. Who's your granddaughter? Alex. Was it good? It was great. She is a baker from way back. Oh, she's good. Yeah, and I've got to pay her for that too.

Yep. So never before will you hear about the homeless people of marrying except right here. But here's another question. No, no, here's another question. And you probably don't have the answer to it, but I would love to know. I would love to know how these people. met on the street I'm just saying

okay I got a better question where did you meet these people they go to our church okay all right that makes sense they go to our church and we're so happy so on a serious note what Miss Kay and Phil do

for the homeless community in Monroe is unheard of you won't find too many humans on the planet who will do for these people what they do 100% Oh, I wish I'd have been there. I feel bad that I'm missing.

Well, the next one I'll have all in my case. I would have loved to have been attended it. I really would have. Because every Sunday morning, you. Everybody needs love for crying out loud. That's right. Yeah. Because you and Phil host church for anybody that wants to come.

That's right. There's breakfast and everything. And I provide, oh, I provide lunch to go. Oh, it's lunch? To go. Plus, if you're only the homeless, you get free. Burger King cards that I give one a piece to all of them. Unless there's not, sometimes somebody gets two for a special thing they did.

Yep. So that's what you get at our church. University Christian Church, yes. I love it. Miss Kay, you're a saint. I love it. That's the coolest thing I've heard of. I love people.

All people. That's what I want on my tombstone. Because I love everybody? Yeah. I like it. I love it. I better tell Jay, so. you might pass before me.

I don't know. Hey, I'll blow it to a hondo. And also, you know what else I'm going to put on your tombstone? Is she made the best homemade pie crust in the world. In the world. And then she passed it down to one of her little kids. Timstone's getting big. Ms. B.K.

Yeah. And she cooked one for Uncle Sal. The one. It's getting expensive. And hey. Hey. Miss Kay's good, Timstone. Oh, hey.

And she. cooked some for Uncle Saffirn time to time to this day. Oh yeah. Hey. And I'm like you, I need to pay her for you too. Well, guess what I'm fixing to make next week? Where she'll have a little spending money as a teenager. Sweet potato pies. I'm making next week. In case you wanted to know.

Is it false? Next week? No, it's due to a special before you have teal season. Me and Stone will be down there sometime around when you get a mate. Oh yeah. We'll be there. We'll be there with bail's all the time. Well, that is a fantastic story. And

with fantastic questions but miss k you and phil really are incredible people for all you do for everybody just think about this this woman has put up with me okay we not what about your brother and millstone and your brother and her nephew and your nephew well it was bad enough you had to put it with Phil yeah she also had to put up with his younger brother i would have i would have ran a long time ago but on that note let's take another quick break and we will be right back jack Oh, hey, if you'd have been at Stone's house last night. No, man. You missed a good one.

What did y'all cook last night? Chuck roast smoked. I meant you have three or two. How did you have three or two? I had three or one, David Martinez. He got his three prime Chuck roast, and I smoked them like a brisket. Oh, they were fine. And sliced them up.

He made a homemade gravy with the, with the, rue from scratch. Phil wouldn't have not liked it because it was not thick. But it was the best gravy out. It was fine. It was the flavor. I would have liked it. Flavors were incredible. Well, it was just like the one Phil cooked

with the the guy, cream of Salary soup. Yeah. It wasn't anything like that, but it was really good. Yeah, but it was good. It was just like it was on the same level. Well, me and Miss Kay last week, Willie brought his

friend Rick in from St. Louis. He runs a restaurant called Grace Meeting 3. Oh, okay. And he's won awards for his fried chicken. Fried chicken. Miss Kay. It was delicious. Him and Ms. Kay cooked lunch. I had to leave her. What was it compared to on Phil's sticky chicken? Phil said that that was the best chicken he ever ate. Phil Robertson said that. When that guy left, Phil called me. He don't call me ever.

If something happens on land. He said, but he called me up and said, Stone. I just had the best, the best fried chicken in the world. It is phenomenal. He said, this man is known for having the best fried chicken in the world, and it was the best. Yeah. So, he loved it.

I went over the next day and ate some, and it was soggy, of course. You found, oh, there was leftovers? Oh, yeah. We ate it then. The flavors were really good. He knows what it did. Yeah, I can't figure out the season. That's his key is his season, but I can't figure it out.

But you made the mac and cheese, and we had a big, long conversation about Sister Schubert Rolls. Yeah. Miss Kay wants to meet her. I thought she had passed away. I'm so sorry I said that. She's still alive. She's still alive.

Sister Schubert is from Alabama. If anybody knows her. How old is she? I couldn't tell. She's not that old. She started it in like 1990 and, you know, so that's only 30 years. That was right out of college. She does a fantastic job.

Miss Kay loves her some, so if anybody, if any of our fans from Alabama know Sister Schubert, I want to meet her. Miss Kay really wants to meet her. Yeah, let us know. And that's what Ms. Kay said, I need to go on you. y'all's podcast and say that. I said, please do. Well, is there anything in the news happening that's worthy of...

Yes. Yes, there is, because I'm very upset about it. Because speaking of groceries, and this one actually hits way too close to home. I'm just going to read the headline. Naked woman sets 13 fires inside Max Fresh Market. Near you. Here?

A mile down the street from me and Stone. and Willie. Are you kidding me? No. Me and Bullfrog went there the day and I smelled that burnt smell and I asked an item girl working in there.

I said, what in the world happened here? She said, oh, some naked woman on crystal meth coming here and set a bunch of fires. That's the one on Arkansas Road. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Not either one.

So she come in there with no clothes on and a cigarette lighter. And set fire. She did then somehow pick up like a butcher's jacket or something. They caught her in a butcher's coat. Yeah. But it didn't even buttoned up.

Good curve. And she did a million dollars worth of damage. One million. Because she went to the like lighter fluid and charcoal aisle and just started setting fires all around the place. Now what's your mind thinking? Like I'm going to go in that store and start a bunch of fires. My cousin works there.

She, she, and I guess he was out of the job for a couple of days. But they're back open. Oh yeah. A million dollars worth of damage and they're back open. in two days. Grocery stores are ready to roll. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. But, no, I was sad because I go to that grocery store all the time. And the woman's just trying to set it on fire. Have you ever been to the point where you just wanted to set a business on fire? No. No. The only time I build a fire if I'm wet and cold, then I build me a fire warm up. Oh, look, but sigh and Jace.

Jase is like a, what's the name of the people that, that they're infatuated with fires. Pyromaniac? He's like a pyro-mriot. Oh, yeah. Because Jace will build him a fire in the duck blind six feet tall.

That's too big for a duck line. Too big. But he don't like the little, they have these fancy little heaters, you know, you turn on the gas, you strike it, it keeps you warm. Oh, he'll bring a big bucket

filled it up with charcoal and he'll burn everything in the blind during the course of a duck hunt. But he's kind of infationaling with the fire. Well, you know what? I had two boys with problems with fires. Jace was one of them. The other one was Willie Jess

who set so many fires that we've had to call the fire department so many times and they said, why are y'all letting that kid keep doing that? And I said, I don't know he's doing it. He gets in trouble over time. His daddy wishes,

I don't know what to say. He keeps lighting the fires. But the only thing I know, if we weren't Christian people, he would be one of those people, y'all told me. He would be naked in the grocery store? He's named after me. He's a pyromaniac.

He's named after me, but he didn't get that from me. Because the only reason I'd be able to fire, I ain't got no pyromaniac in me, okay? You throw TNT. Because it's heat and it'll dry you out when you're wet. You made homemade napalm. Yep. And you're claiming not to be a pyrrower. 95% truthful, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, I think this is a good cue for that story you tell every year when it gets really cold during hunting season when the the fog of ice came through. Look, we're in, we're in Germany, okay. Swadbrook in Germany, we go for field duty out in the field,

okay. We're living in tents, okay, for crying that loud. We're driving military vehicles, deuce and a house, three-quarter tons, all this, five tons, all there. Okay, and at night, you're supposed to have

light discipline, okay, so you button up all the tents and you put dirt around the outside of it and all that, okay? You know, you know, acting like it's wartime, okay. Why, you're in the army.

Well, I know. Okay, but look, bad weather has been predicted to come, okay, and like, in the military, okay, you've got to deal with the good and the bad, okay, so adapt and overcome. Yeah, adapt and overcome, so I'm looking, okay?

And here comes this cold front that's coming. You see the cold front? Oh, yeah. This looked like, hey, this looked like all the rain clouds in the world have come together and come down and settle right above the floor of the earth. Okay, and here it comes. And I'm watching it as coming and the temperature is dropping drastically. Okay. And then I understand why after this clouds, okay, which was fog, come rolling through.

Because everything behind that was an icicle. Trees, trucks, tents. I know you weren't coal. Oh, no. You're not even. Just instantly? We've got what we got in Army called normal, what is the Herm, something, Herman, Nelson Heaters. Okay, these are just fuel driven.

You're dripping. diesel, okay, in the bottom of this thing. And to turn up the heat, you just turn up the drip. Okay. So look, I had the, from the top of that stove, okay, there's a stove pipe going up to this canvas tent. And it's going through this. So it's like, hey, I'm in a nice warm, okay, metal five-ton thing that's got all the supplies in it. Okay, it's got a heater inside, and I'm comfortable.

Everybody else, well, the sergeant in charge comes up, he's got a icicle hanging off of his nose. And this is not a joke. This is real. 95% of it. No, no, this is real. He's got a high sickle hanging off his nose, and he said, what are you doing?

I said, I'm staying warm. I said, come on in, get out of the cold, son. He said, you need to get out of here and get, I'm an E5 for crying out. They got E8, C, 9, C7, East six is running around outside. They got higher ranked everywhere. They come and get me, I'm a specialist, fifth class. Tell me, hey, you need to go get them tents up.

And I said, wait a minute, where are all the hard soldier, you know, East Sixes and E7s and E8s? They're supposed to be in charge around here. Why me? Because they're in charge. Yeah, because I'm in there in a warm play. So look, I go out, get the tents up, get the harm. Nelson Hed just put up and all that.

Herman Nelson is. And there's two tents. Look that up. Okay. And hey, they are glowing red from the top of that stove to the tent. And the captain comes in and he says, Robert, you're fixed to burn their tent now. I said, sir, before I freeze to death, I'll take a five-gallon bucket of diesel out there and pull on that deuce and I haven't burned it up. And, hey, that was the gospel truth.

I would have. He's just setting things on fire. Oh, I'd set everything on fire before I freezing. Is this it? I'd burn everything out there. The Herman Nelson. No, this one that was portable. Portable?

That's on wheels. I forgot to turn my TV. Yeah. Yeah, that's portable. Is that what it looks like? No, that's a portable. This one's big. Yeah, that's portable.

Two tires. But Herman Nelson, military heaters are a thing. Yeah, all that thing. Oh, Herman Nelson. Herman Nelson. He makes a good heater. It's dangerous. It dangerous.

Oh, Herm. Yeah, they're dangerous, but... Why are they dangerous? Because you got diesel dripping and burning. They got big ones, too. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's ads all over this page. Oh, and new things put out some heat now.

Put out some heat. Well, hey, on that note. Well, they may be turning them off, okay, but then after that, I'd already put all its hands up. Guess what? You know, they looked up and they're not, you know, specialist fifth class Robertson ain't there. He's back in his insulated and warm van.

You had a heater going in a van? Yeah. That's dangerous. I will say this. One time I slept on top of a deuce and a half hood because it was a little bit warmer. It was warmer. It was a lot of people have got run over because they slept by the exhaust. Oh, yeah.

Well, that's a good way to get killed. Yeah, that's right. Okay. Best way if you're going to get something warm, get on the hood like Stone did, okay, because if you crank it up and drive off, all it is, you'll wake up and not be running over. Well, once again confirmed, I'm not tough enough. to be in the military. But thank you for all that have.

But hey, look, that is the coldest I have ever been. I'm cold right now just thinking about it. So what he's saying is, Johnny Dee, when that fog came through, everything behind it instantly. Free stride. Right. Instantly covered with ice. I mean, instantly. And you were in Antarctica?

No, other than Germany. Oh, okay. Now, hey, I will, and I never went there. Okay. But I've asked the question since I'm a, you know, like when it gets ice in Louisiana, Jason Robertson gets excited because hey he can break out a chainsaw and go over and cut a hole in the ice

and kill ducks. When ice happens here, guess what? I'm missing. I stay at the house. Ain't there, boys. I'm with you. The greatest duck hunt they've ever had

on Phil Robertson property. Okay, guess what? I missed it. And look, it did not bother me a bit. Size is what you call a fair weather hunter. That's right. I'm a fair weather hunter. Just more things we have in common.

I don't want to be involved. You're always cold. You're always, you used to be like, always cold. If you got to crank a chainsaw to cut an ice hole to kill ducks, two inches thick. Hey. I'll be in my bed under a warm blanket. But there's other tough guys out there, though. And you can call me Sissy and I think, yeah, it's me.

All right, well, you big sissy. We got to take another break. and we will be right back after this. I'll raise my hand. All right, Ms. Kay, do you know what we like to talk about on this show a lot? Everything crazy, I don't know. Exactly. And we have...

Wait a minute, hold it. It ain't crazy. No, that's crazy. No. It gets crazy. It might not have started out crazy. I've got a red alert for the human race. Okay.

Hey, do not be this stupid. Okay. Well, okay. Now, go ahead. We have an infatuation with people with large jungle cats in their homes. And an article came up this weekend. An 11-month-old cougar, 80 pounds, was removed from an apartment this weekend. I see why they done it.

In New York City. Good night. I know. I see why they don't, though. Why? That's a beautiful cat. I'm serious. Can you put it up on the screen?

Yeah, I didn't think we were going to go there. No, no. Oh. Look how beautiful it is. Yeah, I love his teeth, don't you? Well, hey, no, no. And, you know, it is a good looking at it. You're right.

Hey, look, it's like when they go somewhere in Florida and they go to one of these little side shows on the highway and they're sending little pythons. Florida. That are little bitty ones. Hey, these things are like a human being. We come out a baby. Then we grow up and get big and are a lot of problems.

Well, hey, that's the way this is pretty cat-y. It's a dangerous animal. So here's what happened. In New York City, I don't, I guess, you know, 2020 was a tough year. They had a lot of time on their hands to Google search things. Yeah, hey, there's a lot of concrete and steel. They didn't even have a yard. Like the tiger, at least the tiger in Houston had a yard.

Yeah. So the cougar, they get them like eight months ago as a baby. And then I guess about Friday, they said, oh, oh, no. and they had to call the zoo and say, can you please come get our pet cougars? It doesn't grow up too big and we can't handle it. I understand it, though. Who was the two guys in Vegas that was tigers?

Sigreed and Roy. Yeah. Is that who? Yeah. They love the animals, okay? Especially the white tiger. Okay. That's a good looking.

They are beautiful cats and I'm going to understand why they're done. But hey, look, this is like Kay said, okay? This is a wild animal. This is not a little house cat. Who sits there and think, what can we do today? I think I want to get a dangerous animal. And just put it in our apartment. I know.

I would like have a pet panther, though. What color? Black. Thank you. You're not going to get that. But I wouldn't keep him as a pet. I know he's a wild animal. I do not understand why somebody would want to do that.

Oh, I don't care how. Oh, they are beautiful, though. They are. Well, yeah, they are. I would get like a giraffe. though, because that just eats grass. I would like to ride a giraffe. And not me.

I think they're prettier than a cat. I would like to see you ride a giraffe. No, no, I would rather ride a giraffe than ride what is the sea biscuit? The horse that won everything? I would rather ride a giraffe. That's a bit. That's a big one. Specific horse who I believe has passed.

You know, you're up here high where you're going to see everything. And as long as that baby's legs is, hey, that sucker can run. But you trust me. Me and Alan were, and Lisa, we were out in something in Texas and they had these wild hours. It's just like a fair thing or something. And I wanted to ride the elephant,

and Alan wouldn't let me. Oh, man. You let not let me. No, I'd rather ride a giraffe. I'm with you. I turn my hat on backwards in, boy, because I had to win. I said, Alan, what could I do wrong?

And he said, fall off. It's true. And then get trampled on it. Because Phil said I'm a train wreck ready to happen at any moment. What's the thing he says when Calville and women stampede are getting excited. You know who said that? Shakespeare had that. I got nervous.

I'm glad we're quote. That is a Shakespeare quote for any of you. That's right, boy. Who read English. English literature. Because we're on the birds. If I ever go to a zoo that's got a draft, I'm asking can I write it? I don't think they'll let you.

No, I don't think it will either. But a draft. He's big enough if it wouldn't hurt. Side draft don't have a flat back. He's kind of like got like a 45 degree. Yeah, but hey, put a saddle on him. Hey, I hang on. Hey, no, I want to fly it off.

Can you ride? Put a saddle on him and then put a little rope right around his neck on the bottom. Let me go, what on. And I wouldn't have to whip him. You ought to ride. You ought to ride a donkey or a meal. That doesn't look fun, Sire you go, Sire you go, Sime. There you go, Sime.

See there? That would be hilarious. Yeah, would. No, I'm serious. I'll give you that. I got a new thing to put on my bucket list. Ride a giraffe. All right, ladies and gentlemen, if you have...

Hey, they race them, I bet. No. I think they do. Hey, they race the ostraces. You want to get on one of them? Have you ever seen how big a giraffe is in person? Hey, no, but I would love to ride one. I mean, me too.

Look how cool that looks. We got to get a giraffe. So you're too old. Hey, I want one of them things right here across here that I can hold on too, though. That way, if he rairs up, because if he rars up, I'm falling off. You got to put the reins on their face, and that's eight foot in the air. They got long necks.

I know. I want the thing that put under the chest of the horse. I want it coming right there. The saddle? No. Like, no, like when you go deep-fishing, you put on the belt, sitting in the chair. I want the belt on. All right. If anyone owns a giraffe.

That way I'm not going to fall out. If you would allow us to duct tape Uncle's... eye to its back. Please call or text. Yeah. Or email. Or email in. He's not silver, but I'm going to name him silver because I'm going to

rear him up and tell him my, hi-yo, silver. Oh, my goodness. We've gone down another exotic animal road that I'm scared of. You know what? Let's take a break. We have a few questions to get to, including one specifically for Ms. Kay. They've been waiting for you to come back for a week.

Hey, look at that smiles here. Hey, I just seen BK. That's for a BK. gets that smile. From Miss Kay? Yeah. Yeah. I love that.

I just seen B.K.'s face when you were smiling. She's a child who can do everything. That's so cool. That is true. I'm in charge of her baking needs. That's it. Oh, no. She's a pioneer girl. And you've done a good job with her.

I know. And Phil, and it's so proud of her hunting. Oh, no, no. You need to tell her, hey, bake me what to tell Phil to tell her. Hey, look, little girl, you know, bullfrogate. You need to bake me one of them new cakes you just been baking from. uncle's side because she doesn't take it to a new level i know every time she walks in and phil said well you make me a cake oh no she made one and i i got it you know took it home ate it and both of us

when me and christine both got a piece then we took it back we went we looked it and says oh my goodness what in the world did she put in it i said how did you live without it no no yeah i said she did something different here so when they stopped by to get the cake carrier about two days later. I said, BK. It was gone. I said, what did you do different with that cake? And she said, what did you tell me? I said, that one was like none of the rest of them. That one

had a better flavor. Do you know what she did? Burbin, vanilla. Yeah. Wow. And she doubled. I never saw that for a second. She gave it a double dose, okay? She looked at it. I bet you slept a lot better that night. Oh, no, no. Look, I was watching her the other day when she was

cooking it. She ate it like that? And then she said, And I said, okay. Then we're going to have to put a warning on that cake. Oh, no. That baby was bad, too. Bad to the bone I'm talking about. We got about a little piece like this left in it.

And if it ain't, it probably won't be when I get back. It's going to be gone. It's going to be gone. All right. Well, let's take a break so I can get back home and get to that cake. No, it ain't going to make it. It ain't going to make it. It ain't going to get the rest of it.

All right. All right. So, as always, we like to go to our fan segment right. here at the end. We got emails. If you ever have a question, need life advice. We already to the end of it? This has been a fun one. Time flies, sir. So if you ever have anything you want to

tell Si, tell me, tell Stone, or Ms. Kaye, when she's here? You don't tell me nothing. Okay. It's just... If you want to suggest... I ain't going to put it with this, tell him. All right, I'm sorry. Hello at duck callroom.com is the email address, and I just want to say real

quick, a bunch of people emailed in asking if we were okay. from the storm that just hit recently. Here in our town, we are good. Yeah, it hooked her right. It hooked a right. One east and north. The state of Louisiana, I know people that lost a ton

down south, New Orleans, Laplace, Baton Rouge, Grand Isle. We got friends down there. And so just know. Oh, that reminds me. You talked to Josh lately or not? I talked to him two days ago. He was heading east. Oh, okay.

I'll get a report today. All right. Yeah. So it's been tough on us. nothing the state of Louisiana hadn't been through before and we know how to grid it out and rebuild and get back but just know if you are suffering from that we're praying for you and hopefully we can just use our little platform here to put a smile on your face when there might not be much to smile about but let's get in this miss kay i've had an email waiting on you

for over a month now okay um this is specifically for miss k from ashley from houston texas she just got engaged and she loves this man so much. She's chased him from Georgia to California and can't wait to take his last name. She can't live without him. She doesn't run the boy down, boys. But every once in a while, I get a little anxious because I've been me for my whole life.

Her maiden name's a big part of our identity. In a small way, I feel like I'm losing some of that. Any good advice for adjusting to new life with my soon-to-be husband. Well, anytime that you stop being number one in your life and then you have somebody else and you blend together. You've got to think about it. It doesn't change you except it makes you better if you have the one you love for all your

life to be together. I mean, I'm going to tell you, people don't understand it because there's so much into their own independence. But I'm saying as somebody that's been together since teenage years with mine, It's been ups and downs and all that. But I wouldn't take my life for another life at all. I'd go through all the pain again and all that stuff. But you know what?

Because we're not just best friends. We're so close. We even think what the other one's saying. And if you want that, then you've got to go into it with a humble spirit. And to say, I want to join him forever. And it's not going to be, it needs to be a try. You need to have God at the top and each of y'all on down there like a triangle. And then you're going to make it.

If you want to, and if you be positive, and if you pray about it, and if you tell him, we're not going to start those arguments and fights because what are they good for? They're good for nothing. The Bible calls them, the evil desires causes arguments and all that kind of stuff that break up marriages or, you know, even couples that want to see it. That's the devil. Don't let him come in like that. The way me and Phil handle it now is,

in our older age we got smarter, and he'll say something that may hurt my feelings, so then I'll come back with a joke. And then he starts laughing, and then I start laughing, and it's all over. Nobody's mad at anybody. So you'll get there. It doesn't happen overnight.

I'll say this. You made the triangle, okay? Here's the thing. The two, the Bible says, does the two become one? Okay, and if two's watching and whatever this world throws at you, okay, it's not you alone anymore.

Okay, two are stronger than one. That's right. Okay, so it'll be you and him fighting what this world's got to throw at you. Okay, it's actually three of you. Okay, it's actually five of you. God, Father, Son, Spirit and then you and your husband.

Okay. And Matt Dillon. And Matt Dillon. Oh, I listen to a little Daryl. Don't forget Matt, boys. He's on your side. Well, you know, the name changed deal. Don't be nervous about that.

Because I remember when my first child was born, you know, my wife was Robertson, and she became a stone. When my first child was born, I went to the nursery to pick her up, and it said, uh, Carly Robertson. So I guess I was the one that hadn't changed my last night. I say, yeah, I know where I stay in. Oh, that's funny right there. It's not a big deal.

Oh, for sure. Well, Ashley, I think you're doing something smart by asking for someone like Ms. Kay's advice. Anytime I see somebody that's like, I need to talk to somebody older and wiser who's been through it. That's just always a good way to start. So, Ashley, good luck to you and your husband. Where are you at? From Texas. Yeah.

Georgia and California's all in this email. So we're rooting for you. Thank you for tuning in. Thank you for the email. And then Ms. Kay, I have another one for you. All right. It was for me. But I'm giving it to me.

But I'm giving it to you because I want to hear your opinion because you're the other Saints fan here. I really am. I'm getting all my stuff out too. Well, she's breaking the clothes out. I'm bringing it out. I'm getting it out of, you know. Before you get it is, I got to go in my wife, her oldest granddaughter. called her the other day and I heard Kay on the phone

I can't talk right now I'm watching the Saints the preseason you gotta get your priority straight boys thank you and that's why me and Miss Kay get along so well it's what we talk about is the Saints and my man Blake wants to know what my opinion is which my opinion doesn't matter on the Saints upcoming year without Drew Breeze

Miss Kay tell us what's gonna happen it's gonna go without Drew Breeze yeah he's gone I know he is. But I'm going to tell you some, I have enough fan in the coach and the two quarterbacks. I like both of them. She likes both of them. I like both of them.

And I like the rest of the team. And I think we're going to go and blow on. And that's what Drew wants us to do. He doesn't want to be, say, well, they can't go without me. Because I know he would have loved the team or he wouldn't have stayed that long. So I'm all positive about the Saints this year. And I'm with Kay. Who are the two quarterbacks?

because I quit watching the ball playing. Winston. Taysam Hill is no longer. James Winston, starting quarterback, New Orleans Saints. Yeah, I like him. He's chosen. I like him. Well, what's wrong with...

Is Hill going to be a quarterback? No, I think he's going to go back to doing everything. Well, I love the way he did everything. I love that. I understand that. If you think about it, really, I understand that. Because Hill is a... He can play anywhere.

I know. I love him because he's like something that just shows up and you think. Who did that? It makes sense. It makes sense. The choice makes sense, common sense, okay? Hill's a, he can play any position. So why would you limit him to play in just the one play?

I need him over here to be a runner. I need him over here to be a receiver. I need him over here on special teams. He can throw the ball. We can do anything. Yeah, makes sense. All right, well, there's Kay. Good goal, Eric.

Coach. Miss Kay, biggest Saints fan I knows, 2021 prediction. Yeah, I'm going to decorate my whole table with it. We're going to be okay.

Football is joining my table. Football season is back. Actually, college football starts this weekend. I'm fired up about it. Okay. And then last email real quick. Our buddy Andrew,

I forget where you're from, Andrew. I think D.C. area, I could be making that up. He is excited that Stone's about to put me in the House of Pain and he's going to join.

and he's going to join his own house of pain, I guess. He's started eating better and started trail riding on his bike. And he has a kettlebell on the way. So that's good. So I thought, you know, we've already got people sending in all sorts of stuff. Ms. Kay, we started a new thing where people send in times that their spouse made terrible food and they had to tell them. It's hilarious. So keep sending that in.

But if you're also going to try and lose weight and need Stone's motivation, send in what you're doing, how much you weigh, how much you weigh, how much. much you're trying to lose or how much you've already lost, like Andrew, and we're all just going to keep each other accountable. That way if we ever end up in hospital. I doubt the women are going to send their weight in, but. Hey, you can't if you want. Yeah. Send in whatever you want. But Andrew, hey, I'm with you. He's trying to get back to his college weight. I'm just trying to get back to like year four of marriage weight. College, college weights a lot more work. But on that note, thank you for tuning in. Stone, you got a Bible verse for us? Stone. When Sy started talking about that millstone in the back of Miss Kay's car.

Yes. That rang a bell with me in a verse. Hey, it's dead weight, boys. That's right. Dead weight. So this one, this one is, is one you really need to pay attention to. Luke 17, one, and two. Jesus said to his disciples, things that cause people to stumble are bound to come, but woe to anyone through whom they come.

it would be better for them to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around their neck than to cause one of these little ones to stumble. And I, and Officer I has said a prayer to the Almighty talking about, hey, look, before you let me hurt a child, you take me out. Well, I don't think you would ever be in danger. No, unless you lost your mind, then we'll keep children away from that. Yeah, we're just coming on. I'm just saying, I've actually prayed that. Boy, you let me hurt one of them, you take me out.

But be thinking about that when you're doing whatever you do in your daily routine. So that one's pretty powerful. Amen to that. Well, thank you for tuning in here on the Duck Call Room podcast, Ms. Kay, as always. I love it. An upgrade from whoever would have been there without you. Thank you so much for coming up and joining us. Well, I'll come whenever you get.

Whenever you ask me, I'll come. All right, well, maybe tomorrow. We'll let you know. All right, thank you, Ms. Kay. We'll see y'all next time on the Duck Hall Room.