Duck Call Room - What Really Happened on Duck Dynasty

Episode Date: January 28, 2021

Go behind the scenes of Duck Dynasty, and find out what really went down. What's the truth about Uncle Si's basketball skills? Was Phillip McMillan (aka Phillip McVillain) really Willie's nemesis, and are the Robertsons really that competitive? Martin admits he split his pants on one episode and remembers a close call with a cannon. Phillip recalls Jase sharing Jesus with him. The boys offer a crash course on how to speak Si and reveal the three things they'd take to a deserted island. And Godwin remembers his first full-contact volleyball game with the Robertsons and rates his favorite Duck Dynasty episodes.     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are live back in the duck call room. No, I'm kidding. Hi. Oh, are we good? Ready whenever y'all are? How come we never build duck calls? In the duck call room? Yeah.

I've answered that question for years. What do y'all do around there? Y'all don't really build duck calls. Every time they show you, all you are goofing off. I know what. Hey? Yeah, well, you know, that's part of it. But anyway, look, if you're new to the podcast, we appreciate you tuning in.

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That way you get all the notifications of this podcast. And that's all the stuff that we have to do at the beginning. And now we're going to get into this week's show. Gobbun? Tell me one thing has happened to you this week. One thing that's happened to me.

Yeah, give me something good. I didn't know something. Well, I mean, duck hunting. I've been duck hunting. That's good. I didn't know I was going on an 800 mile height when you took me down there. He said, oh, we got a little walk. It was a little walk.

It's down the road. No, hey, he got a walk. He said he got to walk, boys. But it could have been good. In case y'all wondering, sigh this week. He's got a haircut and a very bright shirt. Hey. No, we got old fear.

No, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. He does the best sigh impression of anybody. Well, he should. Stone does a pretty good one too. They essentially live with him. So, I mean, they should do a really good one. This is also true.

No, no. No, no. That's the great thing about side. No, no, means yes. No, no. Yeah, he's tuned in when he says, no, no. Yeah. If you ever get to No, no, hey, you got his attention.

And that's as good as a yes as you're ever going to get from him right there. No, no, hey, that means, yeah, he agrees with you. He says, yeah, that means he thinks you're full of crap. You better, you better change something. Yeah, the yepin, when the yepin starts it, yep, yep, yep, yep, until he seals he all the way off. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Generally at some point there, you hear the phone click, because he just hung up on him. Not interested.

No, them Robertsons ain't much on saying bye. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Or, or, or. meeting and greeting and welcome and social skills and manners. I'm sorry, John David. I know you're... I'm not a Robertson, 100%. People get that confused.

They think I'm Willie's nephew. I'm Corey's cousin, people. I'm from the pretty side of Willie's family. It's obvious. Nope, obvious. That I'm way prettier than the Willie part of the family. I'm from the Corey's side of the family. Thank you.

You remember John David 10 years ago? He was pretty, wouldn't you? See? I remember looking across at him at church and thinking, oh, Lee, that man's got a white face. Like, it was just bright white because he had to shave so much. You had to shave in high school because you went to OCS and beards were, that was a no-fly zone.

Frowned upon. I had a job as a waiter for two weeks and I had to shave. And I did the lunch shift, shaved that morning, came back for the dinner shift, and they were like, you need to shave. I said, no. I shaved this morning. I ain't doing it twice in a day.

They're like, well, that's too much. And I said, well, I guess I'm better to cut out mow yards because I'm out. And I quit right there. I guess that's one of the reasons you get confused with Jeff all the time because y'all both have like the super high beard. Like if you let it roll, the only thing that would be out be your eyes. We have excellent facial hair. Yeah.

Me and Jep really know how to grow the perfect beard. Yeah. I've been trimming mine up lately though. That's good. Put a little product in there sometimes. You never even know. Hey, there you go. Little Wild Willis.

Little Wild Willis. Wilds. What? That's when we're getting fancy. Probably you buy. That's like only for church. And I didn't do that for y'all today. I'm going to be honest.

Well, shocker. You also didn't put on shoes with laces. I'd never wear shoes with laces. Even if they have laces, I don't tie them. And your pants don't have buttons. So, I mean, yeah, it's too much trouble. The fact that you didn't put your product in, yeah, that's shocking. He's took.

He's took. of different things out of having to get dressed. Oh, I... He's fatted up. I can be in the car within five minutes after I wake up if I need to go somewhere. I still brush my teeth. Deodorant. I got the deodorant in the car or at my desk.

I'm going to say no to that. Well, you are saying, John, David. No, it's brushed teeth, deodorant. There's no hair. There's no trimming of beards. That's like a once every four months thing. That's crazy. When I wake up in the morning, I have to give myself a little time.

I don't know. There's a few things that's got to happen before I leave my house. Coffee. Yeah. I don't need coffee either. I was going to say relieve my lower bowel. Like, I need to do that at home before I go somewhere. I mean, that's...

But that's what the coffee's for? For you? I don't know. He drinks it all day long. Optional. No, there's something about pooping at home that, I mean, you got to have home-filled advantage on that deal. If I was on an island, I would have a fishing pole.

That's a good one. A coffee. Five gallon bucket. And my woman. A coffee? Because she could cook what I kicked. What is a coffee? Of course, I can cook what I catch too, but you know, you need companionship.

Huh. I think, what, that is interesting. What's on your list? Three things since Goblin gave us three. Desserted Island, three things. Where are you at, Johnny did? A house. Yeah, that's a good one.

Three wishes, a genie. A couple genies. Yeah, and six wishes. So you're going with shelter. Yeah, and you wouldn't need a fish and pole unless it was like a, what kind of island is this? I got a lot of questions about this island. Well, island means it's surrounded by water. Yeah, but Greenland's an island too.

That's a cold one. Shelter is still, but they got fish? Are we Caribbean Island? Yeah, let's go Caribbean. I like Caribbean. Godwin would rather be warm than cold. Yeah, I'm with God one. Yeah, no, fishing pole is number one because you got to be able to eat.

Yeah. And I could live off fish. Yeah. I wouldn't like chicken. Ooh, just two chickens. Two. Male and a female. Well, you got some eggs.

And then you get more chickens. Yeah. Okay. I can eat some chicken. Next. So that's two. And a house. And a house.

House, fishing pole and chicken. Like my house, though. Not just, I want to take my house with it. So where's your woman? She's in the house. house. Okay. You can't have a lot of stuff around that.

We got technicalities now. TV in there. We'll be all right. Satellite. I'm taking me something. I don't know what all three, but I'm taking me something to start a far with. I'm just telling you right now.

I'm not a... There's a stove in my house. I've tried that rubbing two sticks together. I ain't, I, you boy, that ain't me. I need a lighter of some sort. You need a backpack full of stuff. I do. I need a real.

really big duffel bag with all my supplies like a saw something to light something with fishing pole i don't need to pole i think i make me something catch fish with when you're surrounded bob but yeah i i need something start a far because i mean you look at a fire if you when you build a fire what do you do you just look at it every time you spit in it when you pee on it when it's all sudden done with but yeah you aren't very nice to your fires Well, you ain't ever heard that fray? The old man fray's calling the dogs and pee on the fire. That means it's time to go, boys.

It's time to get out of here. I have heard that one. Have you heard that? Yeah, I thought we were on a deserted island, so we're not going anywhere. Yeah, but quit peeing on the fire. Well, I mean, you got to, though. Now you're peeing on my fire. Smokey the Bear says only you can prevent force fire.

That's right. Only you can prevent forest fire. See, there you know. I've never started. If you burn your forest down, you won't have nothing to make a shelter with you. I feel it. I fell into a burning ring of fire. We do not on the rights to that music.

Yeah, that's copyrighted. But that was, that was Phil's version. Yeah. Phil, I didn't know you could sing. Oh, I cannot sing. I can't totally tune in a bucket. None of those surprised me. I can't sing either, so.

I mean, I'm glad this is a talk show and not a singing show. Philip, what's your list? I don't know. I want to have my wife there, first of all. Yeah. And then if I get to choose, probably friends and fishing equipment with a boat. Oh, he wants to. We've all gone way over three.

Well, look, if we're all on the same desert island, deserted island, it ain't deserted anymore. Well, it will be colonized. We can share. The community, if you will. Everybody will have enough stuff. compound. Yeah. We'll just share.

You give me your list, then I'll make my list. That way, we all got plenty. Hey, I've been with you guys, these two over here, Godwin and Martin, on a semi-deserted island. It was deserted. We stayed in the middle of the Mississippi River? No. No, we're in the Bahamas. We was in Exuma.

Yes. Yes. And was that, did that house that we stay in, did it belong to a famous singer, a female? Because they told me that Taylor Swift owned that house. It was a summer house for her. I don't know. They got you on that one, didn't they? Hey, you read the brochure.

I didn't see any old ex-boyfriend thing. How many people have you told that? I haven't told anybody except for the million that are listening today. Millions, brother. That was fun, though. It was fun. The funnest is when we were all out there and Martin jumped and landed right next to sign did a cannonball.

I got that picture. Safe floated up. He's like, hey, hey, ho. Sa took a picture of that, and the way it looks, it looks like he's going to land right on top of it. Yeah. I need to see this picture. It was fun.

Yeah. Kids. That boy never stepped. The next time he stepped outside was to go back to the airplane. Yeah. I remember his knees. That's today's lesson. His knees were just glowing, making this sound.

Yeah, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. All he did was, he would sleep all day and he'd play dominoes all night. So you'd be trying to go to bed at 3 a.m. And all you hear above you, sigh, slamming dominoes. We're like, we've been up all day. We're trying to go to bed. And he'd play by himself. Like slamming dominoes against himself.

What all games does Cy play? Because last week we talked about Cy playing poker by himself. This week he plays dominoes by himself. He plays dominoes, but see he's trying to lure somebody in. He's got all these sayings and stone and all the Robertsons have them. He's like, bam, that's 10.

And he says, oh, there's five standard oil boys. That ain't going to way count off that one. There's 20 stitches in your bridges. Bam! And then some other sayings, I don't know. I've never heard of it. We'll keep some of them off of there because. Oh, boy.

We don't tell all the same. No, we don't want to tell all the secrets. He's got the boys he plays with. Yeah. Oh, hey, boys. Hockey boys. Ha, ha, ha, hoaxe boys. Hey, hey, hey.

Hey. Hey, I'll tell you what side is. He's a good audience when you need a crowd. I'll just tell you that right now. That's the best thing about that. That's a rascal. Well, you know, the Robertsons have always been competitive. Oh, always competitive.

I think that's why. sigh could not help but jump. Remember we talked about the big jump where he gets in the monster truck and jumps the car? By the way, I got that picture. I'm sending it to you. Yeah, we have to talk about that later because we got lots of emails about that picture. Perfect. Stay tuned.

The competitions, that's kind of what Phil stood out for on Duck Dynasty. So, hey, when we get back after this, we're going to talk about O'Field and his competitive street. You don't want to miss it. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. that means more outside cook and y'all know we love to eat beef around here

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I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat either, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. So one of our biggest comments is obviously about the show

and Phillips' expertise at Blowing a Duck call. That was fantastic. Thank you very much. Or like thereof, I should say. But everybody wants to know, Phil. Where did Phil come from? How does Phil fit in? Because it's obvious we're friends.

We're not enemies. You're not the McVillian. Right. But he is. A little bit. Well, here's the deal. Years ago, I was very villainy McMillany. So Willie told us his story.

I just want to fact change. this because it's not on the internet. He was just driving through town and you had some truck with an afro and you were just fan and money for everyone. Is that true? That is correct. What happened was I was going to school and able to work a little bit part-time and I'm older than Willie but younger than Jace.

Thank you. That's right. So I was driving down the road and I pull up beside Willie and he's got that orange Mustang. Remember that car? There's a good story behind that. There's a good story behind it. So I just fanned all those hundreds at him and waved it to him.

And then I'd squawed the tires. And he's just sitting there looking at me like, who is this guy? But I knew his brother, well, still know his brother, Jace. And when we were in high school together, Jace was really walking the straight and narrow. You know, I couldn't stand him for it, you know? Because I was not walking the straight and narrow. I'm not telling any of those stories, but the last person I ever wanted to see was Jason, because we didn't get along.

I didn't like him, and he didn't voice it, but I don't think he liked me very much either. So when I was out of high school, I think I was at ULM, and I ran across an old buddy of mine, and he said, hey, I don't like for you to come to a Bible study. I said, great, you know, I'll come and check it out. and I walked in and then Jason Robertson is standing there. He's like Philip McMillan. I said, all right, what's up, Jason? He said, do I got news for you?

I said, this is the last thing I want to hear from him. But he shared the gospel with me and with my girlfriend later. And now we've been married for almost 30 years. So, yeah, I love Jason. We get along great. Me and Willie get along great. but it wasn't always like that we were very competitive, especially me and Willie.

And that's what you were on Duck Down. It was the competitive feel. Yeah, it was the competitive villain more so than the person that we didn't like. But we needed that competition because you need Willie bought into the competition. And anything that involves beating you, he's 100% bought in. And I'm going to tell you, he's not going to tell you, but I'm going to tell you. Oh, boy. That's because we.

We used to be so competitive and everything you can think of, softball, who's, well, I'm going to tell you who the winner was, as I tell you, the different things we did. Softball? Philip McMillan. Foot race. Philip McMillan. Basketball. Oh, Philiping Millen.

Oh, that's, that can be true. No, no, no. No, Willie was better at basketball, but we race. No, no, that's probably not true either. Willie's friends were all just better at basketball. No, Willie was pretty good. I mean, really. And then he hurt his knee and kind of got a little bit worse.

What about volleyball? Did you say volleyball? Bill of me, mill. So we've been competitive all of our lives, really. And, you know, when the show started, Willie called me. He said, hey, you feel like a race. I said, you name it, horses, motorcycles, four-wheelers, golf carts, whatever. he said we're going to be racing lawnmowers i said oh do i have a lawnmower ready for you

and then who won that phil me me oh wait a minute fact check who did win that willie did he well he didn't win the race but what he cheated what i know he cheated who went across the he beat me across the line on the last lap because i threw a fan of i mean a belt off of my mower and he passes me and crosses before me anyway he sent sent me on home that one. Yeah. Now look, but whoever wins in all these competitions on the show, whoever wins wins. So when we race the outhouses and Jace was driving, oh, y'all were there. We were the engine. I forgot. We were the engine. Hey, hey, I beat him. Barely, barely beat. He actually thought he won that race. Yeah. And I told him because, you know, we pushed and then we

ran down the hill to see the result. Oh, it was close. It was close. But I told him he came out. He's like, yeah. I was like, no, Hammer, we lost. We got beat on that deal. The best line was Mountain Man. He says, Randers McMillarder, Bar hair. Bar hair.

Mountain dog. That was 10 minutes after the race. Yeah. The volleyball episode, Dodgeball, Dodgeball was awesome. And we had a great time playing, but they did beat us in Fair and Square.

I remember them the first time, We started hanging out with Allen and I said, let's go play volleyball. It was after House Church at Camp Choak. I've never been to a volleyball game where you left holding napkins on your nose. I mean, it was blood. Robertson's. Full contact volleyball.

That's what it was. I said, we weren't ready for this. I said, I know. Yeah, there was one time when Corey's family had a volleyball match, and we're all just having fun. and Corey's cousin on the other side, he's like three years younger than me. He's like nine at the time. Willie comes up over the top roads and just slams one square in this kid's face and everybody panics.

But Willie just starts dying laughing. And I remember they're like, that is kind of funny. They're competitive. No matter the age, he's going to slam you. That's like they're in that first Benelli presents Duck Commander show whenever we played basketball against y'all basically. essentially and then Willie was like you know I set a pretty hard pick and then I ran over somebody I don't even remember who it was but he said you realize that's Corey's cousin right I was like I don't care he was that he was in my way same kid same kid that got hit in the face yeah with the volleyball well that ought to teach him to get out of the way he got out of the way of stuff no he was trying to like take a charge and I'm like bro you better get out of my this is offensive linemen coming through I didn't play center in basketball so like Martin played left guard yeah I didn't know much about basketball.

All I knew is I started running down this way and I got down there and everybody took off to the other side. It was punishment for God when I heard. I didn't keep you from him. No, I just waited for them. It's coming back. I didn't go to the other thing. That's always my move on basketball is rest on offense.

Does anybody? I can't shoot. So, like, I'm way better to defender than I am. Does anybody remember size the named shot? The crane. The crane. The crane. That rascal made that thing.

He can actually throw the basketball pretty good. I couldn't believe it. It was a three-point hook shot that everybody swore up and down was fake. And I just got it. Look, and I'll tell you this, he practiced all day before that trying to make that shot. I think he hit the rim about three times. Never touched the backboard. All of a sudden, like, all right, we're rolling Drano.

I'm like, you want to talk about a gamer? Oh, yeah. He ain't even scared it. He's a gamer. And then, boop, count it, three. Then he took himself out of the game. He was like, oh, time out. Coach, I'm good. He knew it was only going to go down from there. So the last time we went to Mississippi, me and sigh for some event he's doing, we were throwing axes. Okay, so there's a place where you can go in. Dangerous. Cy and axes? Yeah. No, sir. He ain't even waiting before you get out of the way. Oh, no. No, you got to, it's heads up. Everyman, himself if you're anywhere with sigh and axes so they're teaching us how to throw and we're learning and i'm actually doing pretty good and sigh is actually better than i would ever think i mean he's pretty good at throwing axes i mean i don't know where he learns it so we have a team and it's about three or four of us against sye and three or four people you know and we're throwing these these hand axes

and we're way ahead and the only way they can win sigh's last shot is to hit a and i don't know all the rules to axe throwing but there's a little mark up above and you have to call it and if you hit that thing it's about you know two inches around if you hit it then you get a huge score and sigh calls this shot he's like hey no boys hey we're out here hey i'm calling it bam nails it the place goes wild side wins he's like yep that's what i thought unbelievable uh them robertsons they have a knack they they have some weird knack where they're they're in every competition no matter what it is. It's bizarre. It's, uh, which I guess is what makes you successful at life in general, you know, and are usually pretty good at it, even if they ain't done it. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Give them a minute and if you don't, they'll obsess over it until they get good at it. And then they'll quit that. Then they'll come back four weeks later and just beat you down in it. Yeah. Absolutely. And put 200 on it. That way they can take your money to it. It's just, it's the way they operate. So, um, but anyway, let's take another break. We'll be right back after this. Sagabwin. What's that? What was your favorite episode that we filmed?

I am legitimately curious about this. What was your favorite episode? Now, I put them in two categories. Okay. One is to watch, favorite episode to watch, and one is favorite episode to participate in. I'll take either one. Well, no, I'll give you both of them.

Okay. Okay. both of them i got one for each of them perfect uh to watch was when phil was cleaning the wood ducks and sire was telling the story of nom with their kids at school they went to school have you kids ever heard of nom he panned up his shoulder than a bingled tiger tore i remember watching that that was a good one that was always like the really fun part was watching the stuff that we weren't part of because you you never knew what the other side of the episode was because you were like separated for the whole thing and then when you would get to watch it for the first time i'm with you when they panned over to sign said have you kids ever heard of nom i's like oh my gosh like what's anything to say oh that was a good one i'm with you that's a good one i like that and the one to participate in was your bachelor

oh we got to shoot the cannon oh yeah we shot a little too far Yeah, but it was good. They trained us how you were supposed to do, and we acted as a team and actually did it the correct way, but it was pretty awesome. Yeah, that was. A cannon going off right beside you is ground. With a projectile in it, not just the smoke.

What did you all shoot? I don't remember what you shot. It was a coffee can. It was a coffee can full of concrete. It's what we sent down range. I remember asking them, boys, I said, now how far did that thing shoot? And they said, oh, it,

It hit that tree line over. We was over at Beth River. And I said, well, not real far on the other side of that tree line is a house. And he said, oh, no, it won't get there. And we loosed that thing. And I said, uh-oh. It just, it, it got closer to that house than it should have. Let's just put it that way.

It ended up scary close. We was a little bit east of it. But it had the distance. It could have got there. Them things are awesome. That was fun. I forgot. I kind of forgot because we shopped them old muskets and everything, too.

It was fun. Now look. Civil War weapons. When you watch them guys on TV, and they got, now this is the first ones where you got to put little powder in the splash pan, the flashpan, and close it. Now, you can't turn that gun. You just think you're in a revolutionary war or something, and you're somebody shooting at you and you trying to load that thing,

if you turn it a little bit, you're out. Yeah, your run's gone. You're run through. You got to be. Yeah, you think trying to find your keys and the panic is something. Oh, yeah, I mean, don't get your powder out of that flash pan or,

otherwise you got a six foot knife. Yeah, that's all you got. That's right. Yeah. So that was pretty interesting to see how really you had to fire. So that, it was cool. Watch it. He hooks, boys.

Careful. I broke everything. Careful. Careful. I'm good. John David jumping around. There's like a bug in my ear. So I'm just trying to scratch my ear and I'm throwing stuff out.

Now we're going back to. Hygiene. Back to hygiene. Now we're back on. No shower. No shaving. I can be out of the door in five minutes. That's what he said.

Yeah. And then he can bring some friends. Hold on. I hear something buzzing. Assign me. John David's sitting beside me. I mean, I hear something. We're good now.

It was just an itch. Oh, okay. Sorry for breaking everything. I'll say. Mostly wind he's talking about over here. Oh, breaking everything. Blatulatory. That's the truth.

Yeah. But it is about his bathroom time. You've set your watch by that boy's house. Oh, hey, we're getting too personal here. I'm just telling you right now. Two o'clock at this office, you get to looking for him. He's going to be right through that wall right there. About two to 210.

He's M-I-A. But on back to the show, Magic. My favorite. There was magic in that show, too. Oh, yeah. That dude, he was pretty good. Yeah, that was Jep's guest.

Shocker for him to bring some weird magician. He didn't make it. On the Bachelor party? Did it make it? Did it make it? A little bit did, I think. I don't know. He had that straying and.

Yeah, he's putting that washing in that string and doing it. He's gone. It's gone. All gone. But my favorite one was to be a part of was that I would probably say, the redneck water part. You remember that? Oh yeah, that was fun.

When we had the rope swing off of the track hook. We took that tire off and put it on that rim on the Jeep, Bronco, and pull you across her. Now, I guess everybody probably knows, and this may not be anything new, but John Godwin, he's an engineer. I mean, he can. This redneck? Yes.

Oh, 100%. He figures things out. I mean, it doesn't matter. He can do it. Oh, yeah. That's why he's incredibly valuable. Yeah. Because if something moves and it ain't supposed to, he can stop it.

And if something don't move and it should, he can make it start moving. He can get it going. So he's a, he's a shade tree mechanic. He's a Band-Aid man. He'll tell you that. Now, he's not going to fix it long term. I'm a parts changer. Yeah.

I can change it in part. You know, I loved it on the show with one of the shows where they said, oh, God, when he handles his, the deco, all the decoys with love like a mother, you know. You remember that, John? Decoy technician. Yeah, that's what it was. He doesn't pass that torch on the stone. I sure have.

Guarantee. Does stone do a good job? Yeah. Well, he kind of like a bull in a china shot. He'll call me every other week, say, hey, we need another one of them Ripplers. That one broke. I said, how did it break? He said, well, I was, you know, like, all right, now there's how it always starts.

I was doing this, and, you know, next thing I knew, I stepped on it. Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense there. Well, he done got into that box and then got slim and trium and trium and trium and Oh, yeah. Feels like Captain America and he gets out there. Captain America. Superman, something, one of them.

He wants to get out there and go, so I let him go. I will say one behind-the-scenes thing that happened. You remember whatever we did my first date or whatever? Yeah. With all the mustard packets? All the mustard, yeah. You know how many emails we get about, does Martin still have mustard? mustard packets everywhere.

And I don't, that's what, you know why I have those packets, right? I don't know. It's not because I love mustard. Because if you liked mustard, you would eat it, right? That's true. I love corn dogs. I don't like mustard, but I can't throw it away because it's perfectly good. So you can argue that there's a mild, you could argue there's a mild hoarder in me.

But that was bread in me. That's honest. My dad, yeah, no. I got a jar of pickles the other day. for my fan. Did you eat them? No, they're still on my, on my desk.

Gawlin got world famous for love and pickles that he can't stand on. I do like him. He ate them bad ones. He ain't ate one cents. Let me do you. That jar popped when I opened it,

so it was supposed to be good. Yeah. There's hurt in your eyes right now. Oh, yeah. The pickles burnt Gobwin that day. Oh, they did. I did. But when we were, when we filmed that deal with side on the, on the date,

now he's getting me ready for the date. The one thing they didn't show that I wish they would have, the funniest thing to me that happened the whole time. You were there, you remember. We had a little table sat up out there in the warehouse. If I had a camera facing the other way. I know. It's, we had a little table set up, set up out there,

and they had me sitting on a little short ice chest, a little tiny thing. So I went to sit down in my, in my, and my Sunday go to church bridges because that's what you know they picked for me to wear and i got about halfway to that chair and buddy that seam in the middle down there just couldn't hold it no more my britches my britches split all the way from my crotch to halfway down my calf like a yinian suit yeah just just like they're supposed to why didn't that make the real because they were filming the other way they didn't have nobody behind us you know how you always they were always out in here they didn't have anybody

behind us and my britches just went I went uh-oh and they were like what I said my britches are gone boys they they they out they said well just sit there and don't move because you can't reshoot your britches busting trust me that's a that's a one-take deal there if you go back notice you notice my legs are about halfway cross trying to not show my my drawls just hanging out the bottom of them I like a percy I'm gonna have to go back and watch that I guarantee you again I just knew I said well here's Here's my big moment. I'm going to be the guy who split his britches on TV.

But no, that's just a one-take wonder. You can't get that one again. I liked it when Al. Remember when Al was working up here for a while? Big Al. Yeah, both of them weeks. That's fun. Oh, Al Robertson.

I was like, I don't remember. Al, yeah, it was. Al calls me up. He's like, hey, Phil, I need you come up here to the store. I need to show you something. I was like, what does Al want with me? I walk in, and he's got boxes and boxes of, Crox.

He was like, pick out all you want and take them with you. That's like, what, what? He's like, after that episode, Crocs loved Duck Dynasty. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like, really? Give me some then. Yep, two-wheel drive and four-wheel drive, whichever model you needed.

I got Crocs for life. Guarantee. Well, that's one pair of them things. You can't tear them rassers up. I've never owned a pair of crocs. Brittany says that Crocs are the best form of birth control ever made. So that's what every time I put them on, she's like, no, get take that off. I'm wrong.

But they're cozy. Sexy crocs. They're comfy. They are comfy. They're like one of the best things ever to wear during duck season. When you're getting in and out of waiters, when you're wearing shoes literally 20 seconds a day, basically. Here's John David. He can out relax sigh, and he has never had a pair of crocs.

No. I'm shocked. He's got on fuzzy house shoes. I'm a house sheds, man. Hey, we talked about that last week. That boy pin raised now. He went from a crib to a queen-sized base. Here we go.

He can't fly in the rain. No, no, he's out on that. You look harder than I know you are. That's a direct quote from an employee of ours. You look harder than I know you to be. Showed up in boots one day. And they go, oh, man. He showed up in boots, jeans, and a flannel.

I'm like, all right, we got a poser. It was a t-shirt. Then he slid his sleeves. up me out on a Rolex. Oh, here we are. There he is. It's a family heirloom, people.

Quit emailing about it. Hold on, let me look at it. I'm going to. No, it's real. Come on, John. This is a podcast. It's a family thing. Let me look at it so I can give a report.

This is embarrassing. This is two weeks in a row. Hey, look. That is nice, y'all. Y'all can't see this, but, I mean, this thing is incredible. We're stopping. Where's my sunglasses? Cut.

Regardless of what you think, you can't hide money, we'll be right back after this. Let's take her. these sunglasses. Don't. Give me another look. Uh-oh. It was my pap balls. Let's take a break. He was a good guy.

We go. He's Corey's pap-ball, too, people. Nobody makes fun of her. She ain't wearing no Rolex like you are. Yes, she might. That's because I inherited and she didn't. That's because I was a favorite grandkid. Hey, I'll be tell you something

before we get back. So, Oh, we're on. We're always on. We're always on. Who knows when they'll be. I may use it, that may not. No, go ahead.

You're good. I hate to even say it because I don't want to use, but Willie called me when we were younger, you know, and getting along. Use it. He was like, hey, Phil, I need a big favor. I was like, what? He was like, man, can I borrow your cool car? This RX7, it was awesome back of the day.

Yeah. I was like, well, anything I got, yeah, sure, man, no problem, you know. We're buddies. He was like, I got to impress Corey. We're going to a dance. I was like That is an unknown story So you're like responsible for

Willie and Corey Your car I just want to know I don't even know if he remembers that But that's a true story I want to know what happened on the second date When he rolled up in that orange Mustang Willie was a guy

I guarantee you second date He made Corey drive 100% He's smart Yeah Well we swapped cars And I couldn't even get it To change gears

After that No his car I was talking with his His junker They had fishing poles and crawfish traps in the back. Guts and grief. Stanky. I remember I looked at them one time when I was looking for a vehicle.

I don't know what an RX. I couldn't figure out where to put a deer in that thing. Look up 1983 RX7. Oh, they were super. I was. Who made it? Is that a monster? Mosser.

Martin wasn't even born in 1983? Oh. Oh. There it is. I pulled up a phone. What? Was yours red? black oh that's real close that's that's that's that's probably that was a cool car back there

like my kids watch a tv show called cars and that looks like the ones they make fun of on that i don't think so junior john diane this was the 80s yeah when were you born john dine i'm a product of the 80s well you're born i got shoes older than him yeah do you really yeah godwin you 53 okay I'll take it I was born in 62 62 is that right okay Phil where were you

82 82 you're born in 80 70 I'm not saying 82 and you were driving an 83 and it was the cool car I know Johan is no

I'm 85 so yeah 85 I look probably 78 77 No, 1985. Right smack in the middle of the 80s. That's me.

That's you boy. I really did enjoy the part of the 80s I lived through. You don't even remember it. I mean, it was like three weeks. Because you were born in December. No, you're May. Solid six months. Your anniversary is December.

I like the 80s, though. Yeah. Hashtag 51589. Was it a silver spoon? Was he born with a silver spoon? Okay. All right. No, silver.

That's for the low class. Oh, gold, son. Oh, gold. There's gold in that. family. Look on that, look on that wrist. Do you think I spoon was silver? John David, show me another little piece.

Will you stop it? You get one thing from your pap ball. And hey, look, this is his wedding ring, too. He did all right in life. Give me another look at it. The wedding ring? He wore it for three years now. I wear it.

Let me show money going. And I wear his watch around, too. And it's just something I do to remember my papal. So deal with it. I appreciate it. I actually have my grandfather's wedding band. I just don't wear it because I'm scared to death I'll lose it. I don't, I've never, I'd ever take mine off.

So I just wear it ever since I was married. I've been wearing it for 10 years. I swapped a silicone in the fear of losing. Oh, groove ring? Oh, groove. I have been seeing those a lot on the internet. Yeah. I don't know much about them.

Just a cheaper, safer, more convenient option for your wedding band. But we get fancy on anniversary dinner, stuff like that. I break old Goldie back out. He break old Goldie back out. Hey, I've never seen Si. I need to tell y'all this story. I've never seen Si wear a wedding band ever. All right.

So when him and Christine got married, he actually pulled a ring off of the cigar and put it on her finger and said, I'll replace that with a real ring one day. This is true story. And he did. He gave her a ring. Now, when a few years ago,

do you all remember when he had his, like, I don't know, Vowal renewal? Forty-fifth, vow renewal. whatever removal, bowel removal. That's what I need. Well, he picked out a diamond, and he picked the diamond out, and he picked the ring out,

and I helped him because Christine was like, Philip go with him and make sure he gets something good, and he did get something very good. It was awesome. And even today, if you ask him about it, he's like oblivious of what he got. But Christine knows it was awesome. But I've never seen,

sigh wear a wedding ring he might wear one of those though Justin he may but I know one thing he's got none of those Robertsons wear one though Willie I don't wear him Willie's got a tattoo Willie got the tattoo What about Jace? Jase wore one for a hot minute and then it fell out of the duck line and he

I remember that that's what got him on that metal detecting he's on that's what started the addiction that's what started the metal detector yes was looking for his he found it didn't he found one who knows he was he knows if it was his or not. That was one of my favorite episodes, by the way,

is when Martin and Jep were at Sye's looking for that treasure. The Vietnamese dong. Yeah. I always thought it was a joke. I had to, that was my first time to fact check Sye. It was like Vietnamese dong. This just sounds like I'm getting hoodwinked here. That was their currency back when the war was going on.

Well, he called me after that episode, and he was like, look, I've got this 12 by 24 building over here. It's got a big dent in the side of it. He was like, haul this thing off. I was like, a dent in the side? Yeah, no, I'll fix that. And he was like, no, you haul it off. I was like, perfect.

Now I got it and put all kinds of stuff in it. It's awesome. You fixed the dent. You covered it up. And I found the dongs. How many dogs did you find? No, I did find a lot of stuff that. He just left all kinds of stuff junk in there.

Oh, yeah. I remember the only thing we found was the thing of change he had, and he was convinced that a quarter from 1960 was worth more than 25 cents. I was like, no, size still just a quarter. I mean, I don't know. I guess he thought that they accrued interest while they were underground. I don't really understand what his financial thinking was on that one. But all we didn't find a big folder's can full of change.

No Vietnamese dong for us. But if you look up the value of Vietnamese don't, 23,000 Vietnamese dong equals $1. I was about to say, we actually come out way ahead by finding the quarters. Oh, wow. I just looked it up. I said, I don't know why we were looking for this. Yeah.

Unless there was millions. Well, side. And then you'd have like, $2. A couple bucks. Yeah, you'd have enough to go to Chick-fil-A or something and call it good a while. Godin could buy a taco. Taco. Yeah, but not with sour cream.

That's extra. He likes it on the side, on the side of the shell on the outside. I like burritos, thank you. Burrito is better than taco. This is soft shell. Do you have a hard shell burrito? No. Well, then my question is, then why in that one episode did you say that your hands

smelled like taco meat if in fact they actually smell like burrito meat? Yeah. Yeah, same thing. Same meat goes in both of them. That was a question that we always get. What did he mean? What did you mean? It's semantics.

Taco, burrito. Well, I remember we sunk a boat. Oh, I remember. And it just, that smell from that river. Well, it was a cutoff. It's cut off. So it was kind of, it wasn't, it hadn't no current. So by your estimation, cutoff smells like taco make.

It did when I got up out of it. All right. So I got a question about that. It was muddy, just old muddy. Does the water cause the green wing till to smell, to smell bad? Green wings? Green wing? No, the blue wing.

Blue wing. Okay, the blue wing. Then blue wings is a little rough when they come through in September. But that's because... But right now? Blue wings are fine right now. You eat them right now, they're good. You try to eat them things in September.

They need a lot of TLC. They need a lot of distractions around them. So my question is, Godwin, is that what you were smelling is the funk of the water? Yeah. But by his nose, it smelled like taco meat. I ain't ever smelled nothing in that Wastaw River. smell like taco meat. Well, it was dinner time.

I was hungry. Guy one done going nose blind to the Tocke to the Wastard River. He's hungry. Oh, well, let's take our last break and we'll wrap this baby up right after this. Wrap it up. I hate wrapping.

Hey, John David used to be a rapper in high school. I know how to rap. I don't even know what that was. That's the fat boys. You're too young. The fat boy. You know. Well, now we...

That sound never gets old. I love Godwin's doing the... Re-bring... There it is. Jake breaking. Yeah. Y'all was good at that jack-breaking. All right.

Well, we're here. This is probably arguably one of my favorite parts of the show. Johnny D. Hey! What has come in from the hello at duck call room. com hotline. Where are we at this week? Hello.

At duck call room. com. And I'm looking for it. There it is. Here's the first one. From Mark Leveswar. I'm going to go with Levasuar. Levasuar.

Say that 10 times real fast. Mark Levasuar. It might be Levassewer. But he's from Canada. So I'm going to go with Levasoir. Oh, we got a Canadian in the house. I like it. From Dimmett, Alberta, Canada.

Mark, he wants to see footage or a photo. and we've got a lot more of these requests of when Cy ramped and told his story about the monster truck. Oh, good. And you said you had it, so you sent it to me. I sent it to you. I sure did. So? I've got Cy holding it because I gave it to him for his birthday.

What happened to the original? I mean, on my cell phone? Yeah. I don't even have that phone anymore. It's gone. So all I could do was I had a picture of it. Phelov didn't hear about this revolutionary thing called an ice. High cloud.

The cloud. But, I mean, I did blow it up, make a picture and give it to him for, I think, his birthday one year. So it is? So we will have a picture of Sa. Oh, it's legitimate. Him holding the picture. We do not have the picture, but it is framed, and we have a picture of Sai holding the picture. And we're going to put it on the Duck Call Room Instagram and the Duck Call Room Facebook.

So go there. If you've been dying to see this photo, go there. Yeah. We'll have it up for you. And we will have it up for you. Thanks, Mark from Canada. Levastoir. Levassoir.

From Canada. That was more than Mark Levasoir, by the way. Let us. Yeah. What are you talking about? Me and Galvin. We have a been in Canada. But not in Alberta.

We're on the other side of Canada. What side's Alberta on? That one? That's on the west side out there. So that one? I'm pointing. It doesn't do it. The west side.

We're on different. We're facing each other. We can't point. Use a compass. All right. So big fan of the show, Lisa, Ainsworth, by the way. She emailed me this week, and she sent something.

What did she send it? Boom, bum, bon. She sent? I lost it. But she sent it for Sa, but he's not here. But y'all have to see this because it's incredible. And for those of you that can't watch us online, it is a t-shirt. I do exist.

With a picture of a Black Panther. Wow. So when Cy's back, I'm going to give this. Don't tell him about it. Because he's not going to watch this anyway. We don't have to worry about it being a spoiler alert. We have a Black Panther T-shirt that says I do exist just for Sa. From Sacket, cool person, Lisa Ainsworth.

Lisa, I appreciated that. Whenever I opened that package in my office, I giggled. And Martin said, what are you laughing at? I said, we got something here. We got a live one. We got a live one. And then, so, you know, a couple weeks ago, I don't think you were here. We talked about vasectomies.

Yeah, let's not do that. No, I did hear about this. Yes. People keep sending in their vasectomy stories, Godwin. And they're all horror stories. I know it. Why would you do that? So my man, Andrew Elliston, says he was having his vasectomy in about 35 minutes in,

Hey, Andrew, Red Flag, number one. These things don't last 35 minutes. The doctor tells him that as fast as one he ever did was seven minutes, And he was like, oh, all right, pretty good. And then the doctor looked at him and said, but today's a different story. And it lasted an hour and a half. So Andrew is this doctor's official longest vasectomy ever?

So, oh, hour and a half. That's, yeah, hellsers. Well, sorry for all the urologists. We just cost a bunch of money by people listening to this. Hey, but no, because my good friend Jordan Summit, who works in an office that's like, right down the hall, he's headed there tomorrow. Good luck, Jordan.

I hope he's somewhere in between the seven minutes and an hour and a half. What's the under over, Godwin? 12 minutes. Every time we bring up the sexomies, Godwin, it hurts him to think about. And then the last guy. I don't even like to neuter dogs

or anything. I mean, that's just, well, I don't either that's why the vet does. Keep that separate in a heart. That's why I went to a doctor. Yeah. Well, I know. That's what I'm talking about, to have them done.

Really? It's just, you take it. See, that don't bother me on dogs. Yeah, no, you don't. Well, you used to work them cows. You didn't, you didn't do it to them cows? Well, that's different.

Those are cows. Look, and our buddy Andrew Parks, who sent in last time told his story. He was fired up to be featured on the podcast. He said, Some men are known by their incredible deeds. They did in life.

Others by their wealth and power. My legacy rests secure in the fact that my vasectomy story was featured on the Duck Call Room podcast. There it is. Way to go, Andrew. Andrew. Andrew, Andrew, Andrew,

if I have one reply to that, Andrews, dream big. Dream big, baby. Dream big, son. Take his shot. That's what we're out on that deal.

We got any more? There's one more that I wanted to get to. two and I've lost it. Oh boy. It's gone. Oh, some person asked, this one was ridiculous, and I feel like I need to clear the air, if it's yuppie to eat it chick-fil-A.

Absolutely not. One thing right now, that is the Lord's chicken. You enjoy it. You can eat as much chick-fil-a as you want. But if anybody makes fun of anybody for eating Chick-fil-A, well, then deal with it. I love Chick-fil-A. Chick-Loy's fantastic.

They're happy to serve you. I will say that I do think it's mildly overrated. Incorrect. But it is really good. I'm not. It's good. It's very good. I like it in biscuits.

Thank you. That was Alexander Lundell. He seems like a young man. I think he wants to, you know, say he kills everything he eats. But Alexander. Go get some of that fried chicken. You get on that fried chicken bag. We ain't judging you.

Get on it. Yeah. Especially that spicy one. He's good. Me and Martin used to eat two of those. We'd go to lunch and we'd order four chicken sandwiches and two fries. And when we went on a diet, we would just eat one chicken sandwich and two chickens.

Or call the fries. Sometimes we still eat two chicken sandwiches. That is true. Always say, you know what, leave that vegetable out there. We ain't trying to get on him. John David Diet.com. Yeah, it's called Better Decisions. Better decisions.

That's our diet. One chicken sandwich instead of two. Yeah. There you go. And unsweet two. But that's it for all of the hello at Duck Call Room. Shoutouts and podcast emails. Be sure to check out that photo.

We're going to send it over to our. people so they can put it up of holding the picture of side jumping the monster truck that's the picture I want up there but Martin take us away yeah hey that's what we're going to do generally this would be size part where

he leaves us with a with a verse and a thought for the week last week Willie did it and this week it's on me so brother Martin you know I've really been thinking about this a lot actually I haven't thought about it but I do have a handy app and it gives a verse

of the day and I just happen to take a look down and see what today's verse is and I really like it because I think it speaks a lot to where we're at in the world and its society and just in life in general. It's 1 John 318 and its dear children. Let's not merely say that we love each other. Let us show the truth by our actions. I don't know if there's a whole lot that I can expound on there. But I think it just goes to show you that in your life and in anything, that your actions will always speak louder than any words you may use. So as long as you're living what you preach, practicing what you preach,

then everything else will take care of itself. And that's my thought for the week. Yeah. Amen. We'll see you all next time, Philip. Thank you for stepping in for sigh this week. I always enjoy being with you boys. Hey, I love you.

I love you too, brother. We love all y'all. Thank y'all for listening. We'll see y'all next time here on the duck call room. He did the cow. I still need a jingle.