Duck Call Room - What Si Saw With His Own Eyes

Episode Date: December 17, 2020

Will Si and John-David ever convince Martin they've seen black panthers in Louisiana? Only if they bring him one thing. But first, Jay Stone reveals what Jase was really up to all those years in the duck call room. Stone and Si are crushed that Phil took down one particular deer. Si fondly remembers a childhood full of homemade darts, cow patties to the face, and a sister who came after him with a butcher knife. Martin can set his watch by Christmas Tree Cakes and the McRib. And John-David shares his storied employment history.  https://www.scoremaster.com/DUCK — The fast way to your best credit score https://www.stamps.com - Get a 4-week free trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free    https://HomeTitleLock.com — Use code RADIO for 30 free days of protection Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So this week with us, look, and I decides already way out there. Well, he may stay way out there. I'm always going to go out there. But we've got Jay Stone with us. Our revolving door co-host continues to revolve. And now it's kicked us Jay Stone. For those of you that don't know, Jay, he is married to Al's oldest dog. So he's married into the family.

He's almost blood, but not quite. So Stone, we're on the same list. No, he's blood. Trust me. When the paperwork gets found, he ain't there. That man is my brother. He's your brother. Am I your brother?

Huh? Yeah, you're my brother. Amen, buddy. I guarantee. But for those of he don't know Stone, Stone runs all of our duck call building now. He is, a lot of people refer to him as new Jace or fake Jace or he. He's got a lot of different names now.

But it's because they carry both such bubbly personalities. But I don't want to give him too much of an introduction. I'll let Jay Stone introduce himself to you guys. Well, I took over Jayce's job. Okay. Plus two or three more. Plus, so what I found out real quick was it wasn't a whole lot of work going on in that duck call room. So I pretty much do what four men did.

myself that's the reason i call him superman does he have an ass on his chair he can he can jump to all buildings and he's faster than a speeding bullet have you seen he asked the deer if you don't believe that well that's because he shoots a speeding bullet out of right well yeah but no i'm gonna tell you what i figured out real quick when i started when i took over his job was it wasn't near as difficult and what he made it out to be hey here is he made it out to be hey Here's Jason's little trick. He will never admit this, but he made the process difficult on purpose.

Hey, so he would be. Jace Slick Robertson. He wanted to be indispensable. So he made that process way more difficult than what it needed to be. So I had to dumb it down a little bit to my level. I got to be honest, after sitting right there for hours on end,

you're correct. that assessment. Because what you do now with the wedges on the teal call, you cut it out and then you had a mold made of it. That's right. I asked Jace to do that 10 years ago. And he said, no, you can't do it.

Can't be done. Oh, no. That's what's job security. No one can do it like he does. I'm fine if it's job security. Stone comes in and I was the one cutting the wedges. I know.

He wouldn't. Stone come in and upgraded all this stuff and brought it into what we call the 21st century. Well, that's what happens when you brought it out of the Stone Ages. Well, you bring in a man with military train and you get military results. Let's build it bigger, faster, stronger. You know, man, it's the same whole deal.

Hoorah! Go Army. You were in the Army, right, Jay? Yeah. Hey. I told me he's my brother. You're in the Army? They get along really well.

He takes care of me better than my son does. that's why he's well your son lives in Idaho well hey that's that's not but he couldn't do what you do anyway so okay hey he's been in the military too but he ain't got well yeah I love every minute and by the way well as long as I'm sitting in this chair they ain't no messing with sigh I don't mess with so I'm scared of you and I'm scared of side don't mess with I was just saying I'm waiting for somebody just make him mad enough for he unleashes what he's done been up in him yeah no there's one person that's room somebody is going to get a stormy cold whooping that and it ain't gonna be me I'm done but I ain't that though lately and I'll be

aware going yo superman so St. Stone is it fair to say that you're like size catty now oh yeah he's my right-hand man I'm his that's what he is okay I'm his that's what he is okay what about Phil ride he's just my brother too but he's not your brother Phil he's look he's my real brother by blood now Phil McMill okay but I can say it's Same thing about Stone and Martin there by blood too. Well, look, here's the right-hand men do you have? Two. Oh, I'm his left-hand, son.

I'm not, I'm just, here's what happened this morning. For instance, we met at the, at the Lair at 5.15. We're getting a full-waiter. I take side, drive him right up to the deer stand, right to it. He climbs up in it. I go parked to wheeler, 400 yards away. And I'm out of wind, just from climbing up to stairs. I got just the C-O-P-D.

Yep. So then I come back. I get to stay with him. We take a nap, wake up, sun rises, we watch the deer. Then what? What do we do then? Stone actually got on that grunt call that we sell, Duck Commander's sales.

Oh, no. A couple times. And then, hey, then I'm looking right there. About 15 yards. Yeah. Little back at eight point. Where's it? Where's that?

What's he doing? Stone, stone. I've seen Stone these far. I was here for a little, but he said, no, I'm going to let BK.K. He's saving him for his daughter.

So BK. is going to kill her a little basket eight point next time she's in the stream. Hey, I like that, because, I mean,

Stawin, you've been babysitting them deer all year and then, what, yesterday? What happened yesterday? I'm going to let you boys tell us. Hey,

I don't know what happened. Here's the name of the deer. Protige. Okay. The proxay prospect. I'll let Stone tell him from that. The deer's name. He needs to get off his chest anyway.

So anyways, I've been trying to manage the deer herd down at fields for about, what, three years now. Doing a fine job. And that means, hey, he plants everything, okay, gets everything coming up, good food, plos, and all else. And then talking about, okay, that's right there, he's a cold buck. Bam. Then he tells people that he allows to hunt. Here's what you can shoot, and here's what you shoot only. That's it.

Except for the property owner and a couple of friends. Well, yeah. So, Deer Management at Phil Robertson's place is tricky. He could actually start a series Mission Impossible. Mission Impossible. So we had this one buck. He's two and a half-year-old stud. He's going to be huge.

He was going to be. He was. I showed everybody his picture. I said, look, this deer is only two and a half. Please don't shoot this deer. Well, Phil and one burly Jennings riding around in the forewitter yesterday saw four legs and a thicket. Hey, there's a deer. Boom.

Goes to pick him up. Guess who it was. I literally like to have cried when he told me this this morning. So this is a. I watched this deer for about two weeks now. It's a two and a half year old with an 18 inch spread. So he gone. So, Cy, you almost wept over a.

Oh no, no, no, I'm serious. I might have cried over this deer because, I mean, I've had him, I watch him all the time. And Stone Room keeps reminding me, hey, this is one. Don't, I've said, I'm going to shoot a big seven point. He said, no seven points, because you might make a mistake and get the program. So here's the deal. You know, Burley is what you would call a bad influence. So.

With a name like Burley, who to thunk it, right? If Burley hadn't been on the premises, Phil never. would have shot that deer. So you ever heard that old saying, you play down to your competition? Oh, yeah, 100%. So when Burley gets in a full winner with Phil, Phil plays down to the competition.

That's all I got to say. Well, I mean, the good news is this is the first time Burley's done something like that, right? No, no, no, no. This is the second performance. No, three years ago. Yeah, the first one was worse than this one. That's right.

We should have Burley on the podcast. No, you should. No. No. You know that whooping I was talking about? It may happen. If I could dodge you, I got to be in YouTube. I got to dodge you for about 45 seconds.

Well, no, no. He ain't got the stamina. You got to. That's why I said. I got to do you. Yeah. No. He is a bull of a man.

He is a bull of a man. I got to give him. But look, here's three years ago, we had this deer name George Jones. 22 inch spread. 22 and 3 quarter turns out. They were able to measure it. How big is that, Sout? I'm talking about this guy was big.

So I showed him the picture three years ago. I said, hey, y'all see this deer? Please don't shoot this deer. He's three and a half. He's a monster. Next year, he's really going to be something. Well, guess what? Burley and Phil in a pickup truck.

With a 4x8 piece of plywood on top of. the pickup because it's pouring down horses and cows. Cows. It's raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock. Horses and cats. So this big buck steps out and Phil says

hey there's a big buck. Shoot him, Burrow. Boom. Burley shoots him. Goes over there and then takes a picture of him and sends me a picture on my phone and underneath it and it rubs it in. It says he stopped loving her today.

So anybody out there listening that's got some really good deer property make sure you invite burly um he'll he'll really take care of the place for you and let him grow he lets him grow he'll shoot the young bucks and let the old ones walk yeah well hey on that note let's take our first break that's what i said try to borrow money and hey they're talking no you ain't you don't owe enough you don't owe enough yeah how stupid is that yeah he was trying to buy christmas presents and he couldn't buy get a credit card because his credit they said no They don't have no credit.

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Scoremaster.com slash duck. Where did you get down? With armor with stone. People keep telling you, I look like a young burly. And I take offense to that. I don't. No, you don't look like a young burly. You look way too soft to be a young burly.

Take it easy, pal. I'll just say. Yeah, you look like the burly. Oh, boy. Get him in that flank, sir. Get him in that plank. Don't touch me. Don't touch my soft spots.

Don't tell me something that's silly. Don't touch me. That flank got a lot of marbling on it. Hey, what are you talking about? That's what you said. That'd be what you call pin raised. That's it. Ain't no free ranger over it.

Look, I'm trying to talk. Ain't nobody went in on Johnny D. yet on this thing. Yes, okay. Yeah, we need to. I get it. All I was trying to do is talk about the Christmas tree cakes that are back on shore shelves again. Oh, man.

And then you're going to call me soft and fat right when I'm leading into Christmas tree cakes. Well, look, we just got through with Thanksgiving. All right. Now we're moving toward the big one. Do you eat Christmas tree cakes? Do I what? Do you eat the Christmas tree cakes? Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes.

You're talking about Twinkies every other episode. No. I've never even heard of the little Bami sweet cake. Little Debbie. Debbie. Debbie. No, I ain't never heard of that. I ain't ever heard of it.

The only cake I ate at Christmas is the one that Amy makes for us, me and Phil. You're talking about Gimber sister? Yeah, the fruit cake. The fruit cake. Well, that fits. Fine. All right. The only thing you need to do.

do with it though is i wish i knew the room that i had at the uh horseshoe casino and the bread pudding because that's what she needs to soak it maybe that's not a captain morgan oh maybe even a little one fifty one it was good i know that oh but you thought i always thought rum was rocked gut because pirates drink it you know i really did and every pirate you knew how to rock good well hey you'll say well just you think of the pirates you've seen they look like they got rot everything Well, most of them did. They only had one leg. I've never seen a pirate.

Yeah, how many pirates have you seen? That is a wonderful segment. Hey, look, I'm just telling you what I know. Rum ain't right, but rum is good. All right. Especially in bread pudding over at the horseshoe. I wholeheartedly agree with his assessment of rum. I love bread pudding.

It is fantastic. I do enjoy that. But let's get back on them Christmas tree cakes for just a second. Fruit cake. That's on the Christmas tree cakes, Martin. Five of them. How long were they there? I gave them my kids for the first time ever.

Bad call. They broke the child lock to the pantry and ate them all for breakfast the next morning, all the ones that were left over. I got half a one. That's how good they are, Sigh. No, he's got a bunch of juvenile delinth. That is also true. There's a little strad of truth in that as well.

But I know how that is, because, hey, I've got eight of them. Yeah, I think my favorite thing about Christmas tree cakes is that, that means duck season is bad. Like, there's certain things. that signal the times of year. That are important. Guarantees. So Christmas tree cakes, when you see them, you know, you can go duck hunting.

You know what else is like that? When you see that sign for that macribb, that means duck season is here. This is the only time of year. Because it's ducksies. Ladies and gentlemen, we're not getting paid to talk about the macribs. Well, look. It's delicious.

I know. But hey, my wife came in the other day and jumping up down. I said, what's going on? She said, Macribe back. Oh, Christine. The beans are macriub. Yeah. Y'all don't eat the mic rib?

Okay. You eat the mic rib? I've ate them before. I'm getting more and more like Si, every day. Yeah, they're right. I love a micrub. Like you say, side, they ain't much. Yeah, they ain't hit no much.

Well, here's a little deal that y'all might not know about Jay Stone. Uh-oh. He's a pretty good chef. Shift. Okay. That's another thing he does. He's always cooking something for me and call him to say, hey, come on over, we'll play dominoes and eat something. Let me guess.

two weeks ago he cooked you some wood ducks oh yeah i just want to make sure we talk about that on oh no no no no no yeah we're two for two on that did he drizzle honey oh oh oh wait hot honey and did sweet pee look up there like she was oh no no look i had to slap i had to slap sweet pee off of the wood ducks okay because i'm looking at something black is going towards the pan of wood duck where he's told this story every week oh no yeah but hey you got a man, the cat's quick, boys, and he was going for the fine grilled, your wood duck wraps. If I can assure you one thing, a 40-pound cat ain't quick. Oh, no, no, yeah.

A 40-pound house cat ain't quick. Hey, if he gets in them wood duck, he ain't going to be, he ain't going to be like George Young. I want these wood ducks because we're going to be talking about them on episode 45 in June. Oh, guarantee. Look, he's been an experiment. Him and Phil the other day, okay, they down there. He's been living down there for about seven days. But anyway, they actually fry them wood duck breast.

Yeah. And then they was talking about it and I said, well, good grief. Why didn't you stop by giving some? He said, because there wasn't any left. Oh, they were good. I was shocked. We tenderized them. Soced them in buttermilk overnight.

Fried them like steak. Fried them like deer steak. Yep. A little egg batter, a little egg wash and flour. The ones are the grill. Oh, that Woody is way up there on the list of things to eat. No, no, yeah. So he's done got to the point with that Japanese,

A tender rider. Okay. Yeah. They just melt in your mouth. And I mean, oh, my goodness. Oh, they're fine. Right before he takes it off, when it's actually done, they can take it off, he takes a brush and puts a little honey on it.

No, it's, I've been looking for that honey. That honey, I can't find it. Mike's hot honey. So if you're listening, we need some of that. Mike. Hot honey. Somebody running down, boys. Mike's hot honey.

Mike's hot honey. Christmas tree cakes. Well, it's important to get thanks tender for, for sigh. I mean, look, he's hot honey. I ain't got no teeth. Hey, look. He got to be able to know on something. Easy.

Easy. Hey. I don't fix the six dollars. You don't be easy on side. I ain't going to make fun of anybody with fake teeth. I call it. Most of mine are fake. Yeah.

That's because you had a mean sister. Me? Yeah. No, she never hit me. You had one too? I was the littlest of everyone. No, no. Since you brought that up.

Hey, my sister Judy is in the kitchen. She's fried fried chicken. Okay. She just took some out and put it in there And look, I could see it if I grabbed the breast You know, but I grabbed the wing And then she yelled at me and I took off running And when I hang the left out of the kitchen

I hear thud And I stick my head back in and look And there is a butcher knife buried about an inch and half deep In the woodwork O'ray chicken wings I'll mind you on that note my sister is a wonderful person hey yeah on that note i'm lucky to be alive boy the worst thing my sister did to me was bat wedges where she'd sing the batman song and hold me by my underwear

no knives were ever thrown oh well hey we life was a lot of tough we do knives we threw kitchen matches with needles and and feathers on them for that's what we did for fun you threw knives at your brother's sister oh no no kitchen matches with needles and needles and and feathers. Yeah. Needles and feathers. You were making homemade darts. One of them long kitchen matches, take a razor blade,

split it four ways, stick four pieces of paper in there for the feathers, and then put a needle in that and have war games. The only thing you could not throw it to head. But everything else, fair game. And you'd hear, you'd hear everybody running around the end. Yeah.

I can't wait to come put it out of my back. I feel like I say this every week. I have no words. Hey, no, no. You made homemade darts and threw it each other? Hey, oh, yeah. See, because I'm so young they got rid of lawn darts. I never even got to play with those.

It's a good thing we didn't have good darts. So I was making a homemade-dard. There'd be a lot of dead people in the neighborhood, boys. You know, people, I always hear about how bad New York is in the Bronx. I ain't got nothing. They don't hold a candle to Vivian, doesn't. Okay, Hick-Nut-Wars, you know. Hick-Kermeth Wars.

You know, just, hey. Oh, yeah. Now, I got in on that, throwing cow patties at each other. Oh, yeah. Them dried up cow patty? Oh, yeah, but the trick was, hey, to find you one at the top of, it's crusty. Uh-huh. And then when you roll it over, the other one, the other side is soft.

Yeah, buddy. My older brother took one right into the face. Oh. Okay. And they broke it up. They finally broke your favorite one up, and all, it was all kind of war going on in there, boys. Yeah. That was his favorite cow patty.

Because them wet ones was heavier. Oh, yeah. So you could throw them further and harder. This one, you never threw cow crap growing up? This one wasn't thrown. This one was behind the tree, and when you come running by, just. Oh, like an old pie in the face. Pie in the face.

What? Except it's a cow patty. Oh, man. He tasted that. But hey, look, if I could, right now, if they said, okay, the world's fixing the end, I got a time machine. You can set it to wherever you want to go. go back to my childhood.

Then was the good old day, boys. It's a hypothetical. Yeah, hypothetical. I thought you were serious. Yeah, Ty, y'all didn't have run of water growing up either, did you? Hey, no, no, we took a bath in a number three wash tub. Guess what? I'm the youngest.

It was bad bathwater by the time I got it. At least it was warm. No, it's already cold. Well, it should have been 98.6 degrees, but all that human's running out of. It was cold. That says a lot. When you would go back to your childhood, y'all didn't have anything of material value.

Hey, I had what we needed. Those were the greatest days of your life. No, I'm serious. I have what we needed. We had love of God and love of family. Did we beat each up on it and stick us with needles and everything else, you all? Yeah. And you had a white-headed pigeon named Eagle.

Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, no, hey. I've told that story 17 times this week. And I don't tell it near as good as you, but people still laugh. Hey. The pigeon's head turn around. Mm-hmm. Hey.

Everybody tell me, you the biggest lie, that actually happened and it did not break the pigeon's neck. It turned it 180 degrees. You're not going to sneak up on Eagle from the behind, boys. You got to get him. You got to fight him like a man. Hey, it's got to be man to man on forward. Oh, my goodness.

I still laugh. I mean, I thought I'd heard like 95% of your story. Oh, that's favorite. But I missed that one. No, no, Al, that was the favorite. Oh, he's at the top of my. list now. We got to take a break. Oh my goodness. We'll be right back.

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That way you don't have to go to the post office. I don't send a lot of mail. Do you send a lot of mail? No. Oh, nope, nope. Bad must take. Yes, I do. You do?

Yeah. Yeah, he sends a lot of mail. Yeah, because all my fans sending them stuff, and I'm always signing it, and I had to pack it back up, and they always send me a self-address the envelope and all that, you know, so. So use stamps.com for yourself. Yeah. Just next time get Christine to sign up for stamps.

The fans are paying for it. Oh, yeah, they send it with it. But the cool thing is, during the holidays, you don't have to go to the post office. Well, that's pretty good deal, 40%. Hey, the good news is we're going to give you a promo code, duck. All you got to do is go to stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top, type in duck, and, yeah, let them know that we sent you. You get a free digital scale. And, hey, it's a four-week trial.

Stamps.com, put in duck at the microphone. Stamps.com. never go to the post office again. Not in the world. The world ain't better enough. Cat lovers out there. We apologize for that story. Hey, that's why I would go back to my childhood, boys.

I think I'd join you there. Oh, no, it was grand. Okay. It really was. Wow. I was literally in tears. I'm like old meatloaf. 38 out of 40 ain't bad.

Is that what meatlo? He said two out of three ain't bad. Two out of three. Who is meat? 38 out of 40 ain't bad, boy. Yeah, two out of three ain't bad. You don't, you're not familiar with that song? Oh, yeah.

That's one. I just know the one. Because two out of three ain't bad? Which one do you know? Anything, but he won't do that. Oh, you'd do anything for love? You'll do anything for love. Well, if you know, if you knew two out of three ain't bad, you'd be on to somewhere

because then you'd know two out of probably six he's got. Sorry for any closet meatloaf fans that may be listening to this. I'm more into meatloaf for food. I'm one. I don't know. never guessed it. I wouldn't talk bad about the man. I like him. Oh, I'm with you. Yeah. No, I'm a fan. I enjoy his music. Oh, man. How can we get here? I don't know. We ended up down meatloaf and cat killing dogs and you never know where we're going boys. Oh, it's a good thing. Bullet and Mamie ain't around now because

sweet pee would be in trouble. Lord. Oh, my mercy. What? Oh, sweet pee be gone. Yeah, yeah. Fat back. Yeah, old fat back me out of there. Oh, fat back of back. Keep on. I'm going to be sore in the morning after these stories. Now that we went to size childhood, what's happening in the world today? You get sore from laughing? Yes, I laugh a lot, though.

And I'm not in the best shape of it. Hey, look, doctors will tell you, laughter is good for you. Thank you. Oh, it is. But look, I know two people that have managed to work their way through life, on this earth without hitting a lick of a snake and one of them is sitting right there what is a lick of a snake jd he's pointing at you i don't even know what that means that means you have gone through you have found a way to make it through life on the earth without working oh i thought he was pointing

to me no no jd i don't know you know how you know who the other one is oh yeah who you no it ain't me uh i don't know what's he uh red dog fit up that's right that's right I don't I'm fine getting compared to the side but I would prefer not to get paired on W so what I want to know is how do you how did you I work I work all the time I worked I worked at a grocery store in the produce department don't lie to me don't lie to me and tell me it's raining son I'm not tell you it's right I used to be a janitor for a minute I was a waiter no I know I know and I know that a janitor a janitor do nothing okay I clean the pool every morning and then I went no he got somebody

under me to clean the super one and stacked apples that was fun I love listening to his past employment history I'm very short yeah I'm curious and then I sold you worked at a boozy retail shop for a while I sold ski jackets to people in Louisiana for a minute which is incredible that was tough yeah I'm gonna boys yeah We crank the air conditioner away. He's like that old boy on Josie Wells. Just try some of this here, elixir. Worked for my parents for a minute.

And I liked what old Josie's done. Then I ended up here, and I just kind of. How's it working on stains? Go ahead, son. Then I ended up here. And I basically just follow Willie around and do what he says. So where's Willie right now? He is in Kansas.

No, I mean, literally, where is he? He's at the E3 in Kansas. When's the last time you ran five? my friends on it. I made sure he got to the airport yesterday. There you go. If he misses the flight, I got to rebook it. I agree.

And that's not easy. Willie is in Kansas. I don't know. Si, did you get the text from Willie this morning about the deer he killed? I got it. Yeah, he's a giant. He's an absolute giant. Show it to, Sy.

I want to get Syes. Siah, first take on this deer right here. Uh-oh. He's moving his phone closer. Boy, that's my name as good as one I'll shot at six times down there on field properties. Okay, that's about, but that ain't quite 30. There's a deer like that on Phil's part? That's about 26.

26 wide, that's what he said. This is a Kansas stud that has nothing on Phil's property. That apparently, you shot at him six times? I shot at him six times. Did you miss five or six? Oh, no, I missed all six of them. He was shaking. Hey, it was shooting 18 high and 18 to the right.

And Phil said, well, hey, when you missed him in the first about three times, just start shooting somewhere else on it. And I said, yeah, but hey, you don't understand my gun. If, you know, my son dropped it out of the deer stand and didn't tell me. And he caused me. I figured out one thing about Robertson's and their weapons when they think that the weapon should be zeroed out of the box. Oh, yeah, they think it's on as soon as you take it out of the box. So you take it hunting, you go, you know, it's the strangest thing.

I always zero my weapon before I ever go hunting to make sure it's on. but Robertson never does that. No chance. Ever. No, that's what we're for. They blame somebody else for when it's not on. I've had to do that with Willie's crossbows. And it was my fault.

Yeah, plausible deniability. That's what you're always looking for. You know what's a funny deal, though? I don't know where you stand on this stone, but I'm prepared to find out. But I know that the two guys sitting across from me believe in something that isn't real. Oh, yeah.

Do you know what thread? Do you know what thread y'all share? Oh, I just, J.D., do you like, you seen Black Panther? There it is, boys. There it is. 100% I saw one in front of the Dollar General on Arkansas Road, right down from our house crossing the street. Black Panther Stone.

Black Panther. Where you had on that, Starr? Martin told me he's a biologist with a degree. Right. And when I cited with the other. two idiots in the truck with me. I was out of those idiots. Hold on, no, no.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever been involved in in my life. Three supposedly grown men in a pickup truck looking at something, and then they all saying, it's a deer, it's a deer. I said, wrong color. That thing that's sitting in the road, as black as that shirt, Jay Stone's got on. And then when he stood up, he's got a long tail coming off his rear end all the way down to the road and curling up.

Sucker had a nine-foot tail. Right, and then he left like a cartoon. I'm looking at him, and then there was nothing but smoke. The only part of that you got right was cartoon. He wasn't real. Oh, he was real, trust me. So this guy shows side picture and says, look at here, what do you think about that? Cyan says, hey, Black Panther.

He said, no, those are house cats, black house cats. No. What I saw was not a house cat. And Cicicid, say, hey, you idiot. you never heard no baby panther yeah they ain't born they ain't born grown son you know they come out of the womb a baby it has to you'll have a little time to grow the one i saw was big it was a full grown jungle cat how how tall was it i mean bigger than the tire on my truck tall as this table oh yeah i drove right i mean it could have been a doberman but it was moving like a cat hey i'm just

saying you're the fact checker of this show what's what's what's that say it well what does It says that the Carolina Panthers, Teddy Bridgewater quarterback, it's black on their logo. So there's such things as Black Panthers. Okay. Also, there's some stuff I don't understand and leopards and jaguars. So if I said I saw a black leopard, would you be okay with that? Well, here's what I got that.

As long as there was a new story to back up that there was a leopard missing from a zoo, yeah, I'm cool with that. Because leopards ain't from around here. What about Cougars? No, that doesn't count. Never happened. I'm reading slowly. I fixed the ass martin something.

Okay, I'm down at the Seminole's. Jack. Okay. Okay. I was with you. They. So careful how you tell this story. Well, no, no.

They've got a cat in a cage, okay, and on the cage it's got black panther, but the cat in the cage is a young one, and he's not black. He's gray or tanish color. Oh, so like all. But they call him. him on the thing was black panther. You're telling me on something. That's like Jason, we're duck hunting, Jason, boom, here comes something by,

and they're telling me, well, you didn't kill him. I can write John Godwin on a piece of paper and stick it in front of Jay Stone. That don't make him John Godwin. Oh, I understand that. That makes a misleading. I understand that. But why would they mislead the public like that? Mislead them?

Because they knew you were coming. No, they did their homework. I always like people telling them. me what I see with my eyes and what I kill with my shotgun. I just want to go through this. I have one major problem with all Black Panther sightings.

What's that? I'm looking at one right here. A big black cat. A big black Jaguar? You want to call him a Panther or you want to call him what do they call the ones down in Mexico? A Jaguar. I'm totally cool with that.

So I saw a black Jaguar. But he didn't. I did. No, you didn't. In front of the dollar. general. No, no. Well, here's what I'll tell you what I saw.

Okay. Okay. And then you give it whatever name you want to. All right. Look, the only reason I didn't think it was blue was because the cameraman, we left the ducco. Oh, you're saying blue the dog. Yeah. I thought you meant the color blue.

No, no. There's a dog named blue for the listeners. We got a black lab named blue. Yeah. Okay. Now we're all. So when we get where we parked a boat, we're leaving. And usually Phil goes out first because he won't shoot at a deer if we see one.

But the cameraman said, hey, Mr. Robson, I need to take some pictures with you and the dogs. So they stayed behind and we took off, me, Jason, and Goward. Okay, so we come around a bend and it's a straight stretch for five miles. It's 12 o'clock high noon. Okay. The sun is directly above us, bright bluebird day. Okay. There is no, in a round a bin, and we're going up and I look, something's in the middle of the road, black.

Okay, just about the size of blue who weighs about 125, maybe 130. Okay. When did blue become a small calf? No, no, but okay, anyway, look, we're going in a large cat. We're getting closer, and I asked, what's in the road? Jason said it's a deer. Well, you've got to understand something. Jason Robertson is Phil Robertson's son.

He's his duck hunting gru-roo. Okay, so whatever Jason Roberts is, if Jason Robertson says it's rained outside and it's not, Johnny Gobbins is going to say, it's raining cats and dogs out there, boys. Okay, so he says, it's a deer. Johnny Gobble's back, it's a deer. I said, hey, wrong answer.

Wrong color. Now, we're about 75 yards from this thing, and this thing stands up. Okay, and then like I said, one minute I'm looking at him next minute, shoot, he's gone. I didn't know which way he went. I said, which way did he go? Jason said, hey, he went to the right, just right when he went in him chest high weed.

I got a clear vision of him. And I said, well, what was? He said, it was a bobcat. I said, now we're getting something where. I said, at least you got it in the correct family. Okay, but it ain't no bobcat. You ain't there seen a bobcat, that black and that long tail. because I seen one yesterday

and went out of deer hunting. Started shooting, but then I changed my mind. Wait, you saw a Black Panther? No, Bobcat. Bobcat? Just a regular Bobcat? Yeah, regular Bobcat. Yeah. Same one he saw that day.

No, it wasn't a bobcat. No, you can't make colors, change colors, just because you want to. Jason said, oh, yeah, you know, even we even did a sequence on the show about it. Oh, I remember. Except, hey, he chose poorly, as they say in the movies. Yeah.

He chose Johnny, Guy one to be the black prince. A guy one calls themselves a wild cat. So, you know. Yeah, he's a wildcat. I'm going to give you still my main problem with Black Panther story. They all come from rednecks.

Everyone of them. I'm not a redneck. Whether you like it or not, compared to most others, you're a redneck. You drive. Everybody tells me. Jayley, no, no. Until I see a black panther. You drive a truck with snake skin on it.

Use a redneck. You're a redneck. It's fine. Everywhere. Hey, I'm going to tell you, what you got against you okay nothing no no yet no no i have nothing yeah you got one thing against you you've got a degree saying i'm you're educated okay so that means you're on on uh you can't be wrong okay i'm wrong all the time i'm not wrong on this oh yeah yeah yeah you're wrong but you still let me

tell the problem that i have with all these stories this all by rednecks who are known to carry loaded weapons with them. I have yet to see a body of one of these Black Panthers. Oh, look. You provide the body. I know. I'll change my team.

No, no, no. I went one further on that. Okay, after they done all this, they made me mad. So look, I just, as a joke, okay, I called the wildlife people, Louisiana wildlife, and said, hey, is there just a thing as a black panther? And they said, oh, no, sir. I said, well, hey, what about this?

Is it okay if I shoot it? Oh, no, sir. you can't shoot them. And I said, wait a minute, hold it. What's wrong with me shooting my imagination? Nothing. I highly encourage it.

Oh, no, Mr. Rossin, you can't shoot that black panther. I said, gee, that's what I thought. Winning argument. Boom, clamming it down. Okay, I feel like, we're out. Because telling rednecks what they can and can't shoot stops them.

No, no, because here's there. Is there a bare problem in Louisiana? There is. Delta? I didn't see one of those also. You know who's responsible? I believe him. You know who's responsible?

responsible for that? I can only imagine who you're going to say. Hey, our wild out of people, they brought them in and turned them loose. Yeah, that's fine. Now they're going to have to open season and we're having a hard time with them. Tell them to open the season and let us kill these black bears. Yeah, I'm with you on that 100%. They've done a good job.

Now let's manage them. But on that note, let's take another break. Si, do you have anything on you hurting right now? Yes. Sorry, he asked you. I was just answering for you. not really accept my breathing when I do any physical activity and that's because you've been on the omega xl it treats the inflammation which is the root of the pain and hey look you got 35 years of research

and development working for you it's good product boys use it i can honestly vouch for this one i've been on it for nine 10 months no pains see that's what i'm talking about I'm talking about. Stone's in the best shape of every employee we got here. So I work out three or four days a week. I'm never sore. Well, hey, reckon if I'll rub my chest with it, it'll help my, with my breathing. It might.

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That's OmegaXL.com. slash duck or call 1-800-844-48-88. That's 800-844-48-88. I'm watching the nature show on television. Which nature show? The nature show. The nature show. That's all it's called.

But anyway, there's this scientist, and all he's done for his whole life, he got a PhD in cats, okay? Boy, I bet he's a barrel full of monkeys. Oh, no, no, no, no. look so hey all this cat is done is he stays in the jungle and he's looking for one cat that they've got one picture of in the world they've got one picture now i don't even know what what it called it but anyway so look he was talking i i'm going to find out if there's more so he's in the amazon

jungle and he puts out 1,000 trail cams in the amazon jungle that's a big piece of wood that's a big piece of woods. Okay. I don't have enough information. The world's rarest cap. He gets the second picture. It took him 12 years of 1,000 cameras to get that one picture. So I look, I said, okay, I'm flying in a jet from Monroe to the coast.

And I'm looking below me. And it's solid pine trees from West Monroe all the way to go up from Mexico. that is so thick you can't get nothing through there until the loggers come through and knock down some trees and clear it out a little bit and then people say oh no you you know there ain't no such thing as a black cat a big black cat living out here in these woods yeah because there's thousands of acres from here to the gulf and you're going to tell me uh no i don't buy it boys and never will okay there's black cats There's stuff out there we haven't even seen yet.

I can't wait until our fans chapped out on this. It's a lot of woods. Send us an email, hello at duckcallroom.com. If you've cited a black panther, let us know about it. Oh, no. Oh, no. I promise if you can send me a picture of a black. Especially if you got a picture of it, baby.

Put it on this computer and turn it towards the camera. Oh. And we cannot wait. Oh, hello at duck call room. about to get slown it already has but I'm looking forward to just that we just ask that you send the emails before the bushlights get to flow and that's all we ask now I'm gonna say this I'm gonna say this with this and I'll quit on it that's why the police when you talk to them and and you're an eyewitness eyewitnesses are not

responsible people I think you meant they're not reliable well hey reliable responsible which every way you want to go with It don't make interest me. Okay. I'm just making a point here, okay. Stone, you run around. If we run 50 people to here and do a little skit and show them something, you'll get 50 different stories, boys.

And hey, if I'm looking with my eyes, I'm going to give you my story, and I'm sticking to it. Thank you. Because it was my eyeballs and saw it. And your imagination that processed it. Oh, no, I got a good imagination, but this ain't imagination, but he. So I did fact check. I got the best imagination as anybody.

What's the world's rarest cat? I did fact check the nature show or channel. There is a cat that they put a ton of trail cams out in Russia. And there was only 30 of them in the world. So 95% true. Yeah, Russia is like really close to the Amazon. 95. There's only the world's largest body of water in between it.

Oh, hey, that got what the snow leopard up there? And then they got the other little thing. The snow leopard's cool. Yeah, it's a cool. He's a beautiful. The saber tooth, tiger. No, they may have been here for a minute. The one I want to talk about, I can't think of the name.

Can you be sure? Uh-oh. Mr. Fluffy is all I can think about. That's what he looks like. No, no. And he's got a, he's got a, just like, it looked like somebody took a sledgehammer and smashed his face in. His nose, it doesn't protrude, okay?

It's like it's been crushed in. And it's a cat? It's a cat. Beautiful thing. It sounds like you're talking about a pug or something. No, no, no. He looks like a pug, a bulldog. So he's a dog cat.

But no. Cat dog. It's a cat. But he's a pretty thing. And he lives where cold, cold, cold, cold, up arctic. So some kind of lynx or. Yeah, it's something, but he's a beautiful animal. You know, snow leopard's pretty too.

He looks so soft a snow leopard does. I bet. You know that boy. Now, hey, there's the little. link right there it's not the one I tried no no hey that's about as big as that bobcat I say oh boy they can't see back no we're looking at a computer

now folks please please do not introduce that bobcat I've got I don't have to Google it's a new second yeah because he's going to have it on his trail cam oh I believe you I believe there's a big bobcat down there yeah I start to shoot him and then I said well if I shoot him I'm gonna hurt the money so no I didn't go it's expensive

He done got cheap on us than is old, I guarantee you. All right. Hey, let's take our last break and then we'll come back and talk about some fans. So, can you give me your Social Security number? No, sir. Why not? Because you can do all kind of good and you can get into my money if you get my Social Security number. Well, can you just give me a picture of your home title, the title to your home?

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Protect what you've worked your whole life for. That's code radio at home tidal lock.com. What are you going to say when, hey, here comes ten pictures, and it's a big black cat with a big long tail. I'm going to say that's a big black cat with a big long tail. That's like that boy that comes from South Carolina. Him and Phil was riding the pickup in the gate through the gate. And the young field said, what was that across the road?

And the guy said, the black cat. He said, do you have a long tail? He said, oh, yeah, he has a long tail. He said, what did you think it was? He said, I think it was a big house cat. That's when that told the story. I come down there and they said, hey, you'll like this. We saw another black prince society.

That's what he told me. He said, well, me and this guy from South Carolina said it's a house cat. And I said, hey, they don't come out of the womb full grown. I said, they born baby, you know, baby panthers. You ever heard, baby? Phil said, boys, so I ain't getting off that black panther boys. No, he ain't. He's right there.

I ain't. I guarantee you. But, hey, look, the good news is we have an eternal hope and we get to ask St. Peter. Right? Right. The Almighty would probably turn around and say, you was right all along, Uncle Thigh. Thank you. We've got them, boys.

In North Louisiana. That's that. Hey, we used to have buffalo down here. Thank you. And your time? No, but there was Buffalo here because we have recorded documents saying they seem buffalo. We used to have elk here. We used to have trees here.

That's it. That's it. They used to have trees over in Syria. The great, what, not Cyprus. What's the name of Cedar? the cedar forest of syria and guess what happened things changed they cut it all down and used it up building the pyramids the pyramids are made of wood oh no they got wood on them cypers but cypress in between in between my my daughter actually went and visited that and brought her back a little piece of cedar

out of out of the pyramid which i thought was cool she took part of the pyramid No, no, she took a piece of it. Sure it is. I don't think that's allowed. Well, hey, they start done it and over with. Tracea. Sorry for that. Yep.

Good luck. Good luck. We'll bury that one somewhere. Yeah. Get rid of it, Trent. Our thoughts and prayers are with you. Oh, man. Good night.

So, Johnny D. Coming in from the hotline of our fans. The hot line is hot. Give us something. Look, we appreciate you guys reaching out to the hello at the duck. What is a? Hello. at duck callroom.com.

Hello at duck call room.com. Yeah. Appreciate y'all sending some stuff there. Johnny D. has gone through them, and we're going to. There's a lot. There's a bunch. I tried to respond to some. Our friend Jen Taylor responded to some.

But yeah, there's just a bunch. So we're sorting through them. But there is some good ones. There's some people that want stones cooking recipes. Clearly they've heard of the wood duck three weeks in a row. Hey, that's fine. It's four different ways, boys. And I did find the toughest duck hunter I know.

And it's not any of you. And it already wasn't me. But we got a Thomas Robison sent in a picture of his son on Thanksgiving. He had a seizure in the duck blind. His son did? His son did. And got up, got to the hospital. I think he's doing better now.

We want to hear more about this story. He left it. He wants us to pray for him. We're going to. But we got the picture of him. Full gear, face camo. That boy, he didn't want to stop hunting. But he had to go to the hospital first.

So Thomas, we're praying for your son, man. But then thanks for the email. And keep us updated. Send me something back. Now we know two people that said something like that. That's what you call hardcore. Guarantee. He said Thanksgiving Day, I'm going, and I ain't stopping.

Hardcore. I know somebody who had a heart attack in the duck blind. No. That's what he said, no. Was it you? Look, yeah. No. Hey, I crippled a big matter drake down.

I was chasing him down and had a heart attack. True story. True story. Then I go, I was going to go in the morning. I'd already got up, got everything on. I put my waiters on. Got in the truck. And I said, ooh.

You know, got back, got out, went in there, and I said, hey, I woke my wife up and said, hey. And she was shocked when I said, hey, you got to take me to her head emergency. I'm having chest pain. So the doctor done a little scope and all this. you know, through a vein, through my leg, all that. I told me I had what they call the widow maker. And that's the reason I've got a 12-inch scar on my chest where they done open heart bypass surgery.

And then what did you do when they recommended you do the post? Oh, no, no, no. It wasn't a recommend to it. I don't like doctors. When Dr. White, the surgeon released me, it was idios amigos. So, I don't know. He skipped all his rehab. He didn't do any rehab.

So Thomas, we're going to pray for your son. And y'all please pray for Sye because he won't do his rehab. Yeah, there's duck on this serious, you know, serious business boys. I had to teach you to cripple another, Miley. That's right. You kill him. Shoot him and kill him, boys. Oh, bad.

I let your dog go get him. Yeah, but we got a lot of good. If you got a dog. We did get a lot of good emails, though. So keep them coming. Martin, they called you the quarterback of this whole operation. I guarantee. I got called the backup quarterback.

Oh, Taysome Hill in the house. Which I'm into, boys. Guess where they got that? Al and Phil and Jason's podcast by yours truly. Years truly. So they asked me about you, too, and said, well, how's it working out with you two? Are y'all fighting or, you know, talking over each other? I said, no, I was surprised at that.

And they said, well, how would you describe him? I said, well, Martins is like the first string quarterback. He's running the show. I said, every once in a while, you know, they bring an old JD the backup. He's like the old hill down there with the Saints, boys. He's got some moves, boys. We'll run that wild cat every once in a while.

That man's the greatest football player on the planet. He can play center, quarterback, receiver. All of it. All of it. He's a master of all trades. What is it? That's wrong. Jack of all trades.

Jack of all trades and a master of none. That's what it is. There you go. I knew I had it. Use close. I thought. 95%. Hey, look, close is all you need, boys.

Horsesues and hand grenades. That's good thing. Oh, my goodness. What else we got? Anything else? There's a few. Martin, they had, somebody had a question for you. Uh-oh.

Some of these people are getting deep on, like, hunting tips and shotgun shells. We'll get there. And, yeah, they want to hear a lot of that. We'll get there. And they want to hear, they all love you reading the Bible at the inside. We're going to get there, too. That's how they do. I got a good one for you tonight, boys.

Uh-oh, I like it. I don't know, it ain't even dark yet. I don't know why I said night. It might be. There's no windows. It feels like night in here. You never know. The one thing we lobbied for for years in this room was a window.

Look around. He ain't there, boy. I'm trying. And then we had a lot of good names, but I feel bad. I think he's stuck. Sidekick. No, no, hey. Tell me some of the names they come up with.

Oh, boy. Hey, this is about the people. There was quack pack. This is about the people. The guy at the oil change place this morning, that's a good story. So I was sitting there getting my oil changed and I hear myself talking. And I'm like, well, what, what?

That's right. You know, that's odd. That used to be commonplace when the show was going, but not at an oil change place. So I was like, well, he's listening to our podcast. And he agreed that we should have went with duckaholics. I like that name, but, you know, hey. Oh, there's a time.

I'm not talking about it. But some of them are rough, man. They're like, what about the duck call listeners? Very clever. Whoa. And then my, there is one, somebody wants to hear Godwin bull riding stories. Sign me up for that. I was shocked when I learned that Guy one actually rode bulls like a junkster.

And he was also a motorcross. Yeah, motorcross. The fly. They called him the flying flea. The flying flea. Yeah, I got. Guy, you know, he's only five, five. Five.

I would have liked to seen him in his flying three days. He used to be 5-5-1-45 was his playing weight. Double it. Double it, but he ain't. Trivolute. Double it, but he ain't 10-10. Too many honey buns, boys, in the duck blind. Oh, buddy.

And then there's some people just asking, like, super personal questions, like, how dirty is your vehicle? Oh, terrible right now. And that's just, we're halfway through. I don't know that we can go through that. Yeah, it's right. I can look at you. know exactly how dirty your vehicle is.

What would you say about mine? What kind of condition it is? Terrible. Terrible. There's two cases of shotgun shells on the backseat. A shotgun that ain't been cleaned. That's the only one of them. A shotgun that ain't been cleaned in four years and three pairs of waiters.

It stinks. That's right. And I know for a fact, you only bathe once a week. That's only good week. That's during the summer. Okay. Yeah.

During the winter? Matter of fact, I figured I have to go on a trip. Okay, and I'm going to take shower. I don't, boy. You're going to slide back in them size skinny jeans for your trip? No. Not. Too much trouble.

Plus it too tight. I miss the skinny. It affects my breathing. Hey, and we also, they sit in their favorites. The leaderboard is currently, Cy, Godwin, the rest of us. Yeah, I'm not. But we got one email. My favorite is Johnny D.

That's your mother. And it literally says, Love your mom. That's not loud. Love mom. It's a slow time at the honey hole right now. So Janice has got time to sit there and email. They sit there in email.

It's all good. But look, hey, folks, y'all keep them coming. The email address is hello at duck callroom.com. Keep them coming. We enjoy reading them. We get a good laugh during the week. And as always, I'm going to turn it over to Uncle Sy to close her out. Here's what I got for you.

Look here. God says a lot about the word. word fear, okay, but I didn't know that fear, okay, actually lengthens your life, okay, and folly on the other hand, or no, wickedness, yeah, wickedness, wickedness shortens your life. That's what, if you want to look that up, that's Proverbs 10, verse 27. 10, 27. Yeah. Well, read it to us.

He's got the, I got the internet, he's got the Bible. Racia. All right, boys. The fear of the Lord adds length to life, but the years of the wicked are cut short. Proverbs 10, 27. That's pretty deep. Look here. I had to look it up in the back.

I looked up on the fear. It's about two and a half pages. Fear is a healthy thing. Yeah, and I always think about people that handle portions of snakes. Venomous. you know me personally they ain't got much sense if you're playing with a poisonous reptile that crawls on his belly okay i got one thing for a reptile that crawled on his belly that's to be a 12 gauge or 20 gauge shotgun shell to take his head smooth off okay look if you come in you chase me in a show one time i know i did hey if you'd come here you'd come in a shell one time i know i did hey if you'd come coming in closer, I'd have wrapped that iron pipe I had around your big head.

Look, I know. Here's what I remember. I'll tell this to go out on. It was till season, and we moved the boat. And when I moved that boat, there was a water snake up under the boat. So me being a nerd, I am, grabbed him. And I got to walking towards side. And the next thing I heard was the action on his shotgun clothes.

And in that moment, I knew he meant business. and I turned around and I let that snake go and I headed the other direction. I said, nope, you don't play with this. That's that. No, no, look, when I worked on the golf course in Huntsley, Alabama, a guy had killed one

and he'd come walking up there. Well, we got iron stakes we put out and put ropes around to keep people off the fairways. What was your job title? I'm just curious on the golf course. Oh, good grief. You hit me with something I was done. I went blank.

I was thinking that. Were you assistant greenskeeper? Oh, yeah. Or were you the greenskeeper? Were you the assistant? No, I was assistant. I'd never make it to the top of the top man. I love assistance.

Yeah. But he's coming. I'm sorry, you were like Bill Murray on Caddy Shack. Yeah. But he started walking toward me. He was chasing everybody around that was scared of snakes. I just picked up one of my iron deals and I said, here's what's going to happen

here's tomorrow's daily news headline golfer goes crazy and kills man with snake because if you come over here and you get close to me I'm fixing to wear you out with this iron rod

I'm going to beat you and that snake in the pup and all that look no no he was still hey we're going Martin no no look we ain't stopping hey he was still come and told me when somebody said hey he's dead serious he will kill you and then the guy looked and said and i said all that he was smiling i would have killed him thank you i don't play

with smacks amen we'll see y'all next week that's right let us the pictures of panthers