Duck Call Room - What Uncle Si Did to the Man Who Flirted with His Pregnant Wife

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

Si caught a friend flirting with Christine while she was pregnant, and he has never been angrier in his life. The boys reveal their worst nightmares, and Si tells the story of how close his came to being true! Martin wishes Phil Robertson had been neighbors with John-David when he thought he'd been robbed. Godwin's diabetes-friendly diet is getting a little boost from his favorite Jimmy Dean creation. Si and Godwin offer advice on how to forgive someone you're furious with. And the boys counsel a fan struggling with church attendance. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We just went live on Instagram. I'm asking for topics. What's it? We did. We got a couple I thought was interesting. Cy's worst nightmare. Cy's worst nightmare was a good one. Sae's what is your worst nightmare? It's got to involve snakes.

Boo! Yeah. Yeah. I've actually, my worst nightmare is I couldn't get out of the bed because I thought there was a snake on the floor around my bed. So you stayed in bed all the time? Well, I stayed in bed. So if they're a nightmare, he does that all the time?

No, no, no, no, if what's done it, okay, is that the air conditioner broke in my old house. That is a nightmare. Okay, look, so, you know, I call the air conditioner guy. This old man and his son show up, okay, and we take that air conditioner out of the window unit, okay, carried to his pickup truck, set it on the back of it, go back in the house, And the day before that, I had come in right before it broke, turned an air conditioner on. As soon as I turned it on and the air come out of it, I said, yeah, I smell a snake. I could smell the odor of them.

Yeah. Yeah. So then the air conditioner broke, called an air conditioner man, and we take it to put it in his pickup truck and come back. His son comes back, walking back in, and he said, hey, y'all need to come out and look at what I just kill that come out of that air conditioner. Uh-oh. So we go outside, it's sitting on the back of his pickup truck tailgate. Okay, and he had about a four and a half, five-foot rattler. Had like eight rattlers on it.

My question is, okay, the stupid air-condition of window, okay, is like five feet high. There's nothing around, no vegetation that he could crawl up and get in. How did the snake get in that air conditioner? He crawled over you to get there. How does a mouse get where he gets? Well, no, no, I'm just... Them's like to show up in the most... The only thing, it was a big oak tree

right there beside that air conditioner. He had to climb up at that oak tree. I don't think rattlesnakes can climb, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, they can. Snakes can climb. Oh, yeah. They can jump. No, no, I don't think too many snakes on limbs in the woods.

Yep, yep. They can climb. Rattle snake, yeah. I ain't ever seen a rattlesnake. Well, I ain't needed it, but I've seen like blue racers. Chicken snakes because blue races and chicken snakes actually are deadly on the wood duck population. Because they nest in trees. Okay.

Martin. And I've seen all kinds of chicken snakes. This was a point I was going to get to. Okay. It's like those two snakes are rat snakes. And so their scale pattern on their belly allows them to climb because they can grip and go vertical. Okay. But they're one of the only families of snakes that have that ability.

The rest of them have to have a way to get up there. So your worst nightmare involves being surrounded by snakes and you can't get out of bed. Oh, right, can't get out of bed? Because I'm afraid he's going to talk about. Gobind, you got a bad nightmare? Bad night. No?

I don't ever dream. So you don't have a hypothetical one of the life. You do. I dream most times I'm late for hunting. I'll get up and I'll jump, you know. And it's about 30 minutes before. You should have got up anyway? Yeah.

That's where I'll mind all. Yeah. wake up in a panic thinking I'm late. You're late and everybody's gone and you ain't got a way to get to the duck blast. And it's even 30 minutes before you was going to wake up. And the worst part of that is that's the day that they tear them up. Yeah. That's the nightmare part of it.

You show up late and don't get to go and then they just burn their guns barrel. Johnny D. You got a phone moment. I don't have nightmares per se, but one time I woke up in a panic because my roommate was shaking me saying somebody was in my house. Oh, he miscounted the menors. No, no, this was when we were younger. Oh. It was a bad deal.

So he wakes me up, and he's shaking me. And he said, somebody's in the house. Somebody's in the house. And it's like 11 o'clock. And I'm like, what's you talking about? Somebody's in the house. I said, how is somebody in the house? He goes, all the lights are on, and every door in the house is open.

And I was like, what? So I grabbed a baseball bat that I kept beside my bed, you know, for hitting people. And just such occasion arose. That's right. And so we start down the hall. And he's in front of me. I'm like, well, you should have the bat. So I hand him the bat.

And sure not. And you went back to bed. No, we get to the living room. Every light in the house is on. The doors are all. Front doors open. Back doors open. Garage doors.

There's two double doors just wide open. And it is raining like crazy. And I was like, oh, no, somebody is in the house. Well, I just got out of bed, too. So I grabbed the closest shorts I saw, which were from high school tracks. So they didn't cover much. They were very short. And then we got to the kitchen.

And I was like, somebody's in this house. I've never been that scared in my life. For real. Was there anybody in a house? Hold on. He gets back now. So at this point, he's got a bat, and I'm bigger than him. I'm like way bigger.

You're in track shorts. And I'm only in track shorts. And you're in the back. And I'm in the back. And I'm like, I need a weapon. I look over and there's a pot. And it's got a little mac and cheese in it. But we're in college, right?

That's why he's bigger. So I grab that. And I'm like, somebody's in this house. And so we're about to make the last. turn and I promise you this is a true story the biggest bolt of lightning that's ever struck near corolli park and west monroe hits power goes out at that exact moment and i'm somebody's in my house for sure now and i know it so i leave man they've made scary movies about this oh and you boys seen them oh you never knew who was in there i godwin i took i've never ran that fast in my life

and my buddy's super fast and i'm i'm he he stopped you was squealing the whole way too, wouldn't you? No, no. No, no. I never made a noise. So we get outside and we're in front of the house. My buddy slows down and stops. I just kept going. Not really thinking. Because I left my phone in my room. It's time to call somebody. There's an emergency.

So I'm like, well, I'm just going to go to the neighbor's house. They're friendly. So I knock on my neighbor's door to 11 o'clock at night. And the power out. Their power was on. And short shorts. Well, so I didn't really take into account what it happened, so I'm knocking on the door, and Mr. Carpenter opens the door, and he looks at me, and I look down, and I'm wearing yellow short shorts, and I'm holding a pan of macaroni and cheese. And I said, are you hungry?

Let's picture this for a minute. I said, are you hungry? And your college eight. There's a knock on your door. At 11 o'clock. I'm thinking you don't found a bad batch of mushrooms. No, no, no, no. I know, but I'm just saying if I'm him.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. So he's looking at me. When I moved out of that house, he's like, hey, I really appreciate it that one night. We tell the story all the time, and I'm like, thanks, man. But I'm like, hey, can I use your phone? Somebody's in our house. And the police, I called the police because it was freaky.

Did you change four they got there? No, I just stood out in the rain in my short short short. I cleaned the pot with the rain. I said, did you had your pot at least? No, I was going to hit somebody of that thing. And then the cop show. up and was like, yeah, it's probably just the wind blew

open every door in the house. I think somebody was messing with us. But it was really scary. And the power went out at just the opportune time to make you want to poop your pants. And so I said, I'm going to the neighbor's house and I just ran. And then my buddy

catches up. He's like, why did you go to their house? We look really stupid right now. I said, you woke me up. I was asleep. All you had to do is close the doors. Yeah. All you had to do is turn the lights off and go to bed. And I'd have never been none the wiser. Oh, it was scary. That was my worst nightmare. Being scared then ending up at your neighbor's house with a pan of, a dirty pan of mac and cheese and short shorts. Wow. That's my worst nightmare, and it happened, so. I bet your neighbor answers that question

of getting his door beat in by a guy wearing short shorts carrying a half a skill of the macken cheese. I know. Because if somebody did that to mine, I'd be like, aye, you got to go. Oh, he brought me his phone. We called, he stayed there. You'd have been on them down. the road. He's a nice guy. We knew each other, kind of. Like, we were friendly neighbors. Well, if I know you, I guess it'd be to him.

See, I went to his house and set the house next to me because I thought they might be the ones in the house. For the love of me, I wish Phil Robertson was your neighbor. Would not have gone to his house? Nope. I'd like knowing what happened. You showed him at Phil's house wearing short shorts and a half a pot of mac and cheese. See, Martin, I would have taken my chances with what is unknown rather than go to what is certain. I'm a pretty good look

Wow Well there you go Worst nightmares right here That's mine Lived it Let's take our first break We'll try to figure out What licensed therapist

Is listening to this And what all this means All right nothing else Have a bowl of mac and cheese Mac and cheese Baking cheese baby All right look Springtime is here

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I wish like cell phone cameras were really good back then because that video's probably circulating somewhere. Somebody was sitting outside and some bushes watching. I don't know who. Oh, we did that. They've never claimed it. We did that one time. to Paula's, what was she, her sisters.

And her husband never, he said, it's Christmas, never going to decorate his house. He just talked about how that was so stupid. Oh, stupid, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, me and Paula's brother and Paula, and sister and I went over there. and decorated his house for him. And it wasn't very good.

It was just lit up. Oh, we put instead of hoe, ho, ho. We put a hole on top of the roof. Got all kind of stuff in the yard. And then we put a camera up on the wall and the carpool. They come pulling up. And son was he mad? Oh, he went to Ray ripping lights on.

He was mad about Christmas? Oh, yeah. He was really? Gripping the light. I don't know. Ruge by that. I've ever done it. It's a grip.

Yeah. So we eating Christmas dinner on Christmas Day. And we just popped that video in there. Everybody's watching. It was the neatest thing because he was so embarrassed. Well, he wasn't speaking very nice. I mean, I don't know how much money we spent on lights. We had a million lights on the hours.

He took him a while to get rid of all that stuff. We even had a postcard two or four, I mean a piece of plywood postcard to Santa. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Size's playing the drums on his microphone. Oh, yeah. Got to make noise, what's? He can't help it. Can't help it. Hey, another thing. That's a good one. That is a good one. I want to decorate someone else's house for Christmas. You come decorate mine. That's what we need to do. You guys start decorating now that you're going to have kids. Let's do it. That's a rule. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I had to do it. What? Candy cane. I decorate. Poles that hold up your porch. I got a leg lamp. Lights on top of the room. What is all the noise?

Everybody's touching their mic. You'll be leaving. Be leaving cooking out for Santa. There's all these mysteries. Ors not. Check up. No, that's fine. The other thing that was brought up was that if you were on a deserted island.

Uh-oh. and could have one item. One item. What is it? Raquel Welch. I never would call that was coming. I don't like to be alone. Oh, I've been ahead to go to Google for that one because I don't know it.

The producer just said, I don't know who that is. Hey, I don't think I do. You don't? She's British? Yeah, come on, Hammer. You're going to have to? size heyday. She's a drop-dead, good-looking woman.

She was in Fantastic Voyage. Isn't that a song by Culeo? And I think I'm right. She was in a Western. Yep. Yeah, and she was in that dinosaur movie. One million years. I can't remember.

I don't know. Hey, just to be clear, she's 81 now. I don't know how much help she's going to be on the island. Well, he's 704. Well, hey, I said, I just like comfort. He's just trying to talk. Oh, no. There you go.

She was also on Andy Dufrein's Wall in Shawshank. Is that? Oh, that's not, New Frayne's Wall? Mm-hmm. One of his posters that hit his hole. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. In her day.

Yeah, not. Martin Lowe. She was fine as wine. On a sweet potato vine. That's right. On an island? Yeah. By myself?

Yeah. Fishing pole. Fish and pole. Wasn't that no hook? Well, I would think that you could get that all as one set up. I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe not.

Maybe not. I know a guy. Yeah. Fish and pole with a jackhammer tied on it. I'm going to take my chances in the salt water with it. Oh, you'd catch something. You'd have to have a hundred pound test. That's fine.

They didn't say we had no restriction. Sean, what's you taking? Some vina sausage? Magorone and tea. Just a frying pan. A frying pan? I don't know what I would take. We have coconuts there to drink.

Water. I think you're on to something with the fishing pole. Well, yeah, you got to have something to eat. And it just passed the time quicker until you got rescued. Hopefully. That's way more fun than... Hey, that's why I want somebody with me. I don't want to be on a deserted island by myself.

Well, then it ain't deserted. What about a phone? A phone, you don't have no service out there. Satellite phone. Just called. Satellite phone, there you go. That was actually what, in Castaway, whenever he took that box bag and never opened it,

that's what was in it. Was it? Maybe. He never opened it. How are we to know? He said maybe. Nobody opened it. This package saved my life as we wrote, and I'm like, bro, what if it could have?

You should have opened it. Do they have satellite phones in? I mean, they had satellites. Did they? We'd been to the moon. Allegedly. So why? Now we're fishing to go back.

Without people, shocker. That's just a test. The next ones are going to be with people. Allegedly until the test don't go right. All right, that's... They're taking a bus next time, boys. We take people with. You going?

No. Would you go to the moon? No. It was offered to you. Take a bunch of crackers, will you? Nope. Why would anybody do that? Go to the moon?

I don't know. It's so far away. I think I'd go. I'm not an adventurous person. I think I'd go to take a selfie. And ever since COVID, they'd leave you up there for 14 days if you tested positive. That's right. That's it, boys.

I don't go anywhere I can't drive home from. Mexico, I can drive home from there. I might go there. Jamaica? I'm out. You got to fly. And they will leave you there. They're like, oh, you got the sniffles. Let's shove this thing into your brain and see if we can leave you there for three weeks.

I'm getting home. I wouldn't be so bad. Allegedly. So they lock you in a bathroom. That's why I don't do cruises no more. Lock you in a bathroom. Maybe. I don't know.

I'm not in charge there. What are you talking about? I don't know the rules. You don't know the rules. All he knows. He'd be able to get locked in a bathroom. There you go. Don't go to Jamaica.

You'll get locked in a bathroom. I'm just saying I'm not going over any oceans. At all times, I'm going to be able to walk back to my house. Even if it takes years. I want to be able to walk home. Well, be that way. Just in the current climate, okay? Once everybody's cool again.

Where's some place you'd always wanted to go that ain't been yet? Would you go to the iron curtain? Where? By a nine curtain and the rush. I thought they knocked that down. Well, I'm just saying when it was up. No. Mr. Gorbachev knocked down that wall, don't you remember?

Yeah, I know. Would you? No. He did. No, I didn't either. No, no, no. I had changed it, and I was always telling me that, and I said, nope. And I really didn't really think about why I didn't want to go.

Is that something you really got to think about? It's because you got to go through a gate that someone else has got to key. Nope. Yeah. Going through ain't a problem. Walking home, son. Well, I'm not going to go through, yeah.

I'm not going to go through a gate that somebody else has got the key to like it when they feel like it. No. Yeah. My freedom is too precious. That's why I live in West Monroe. West Monroe. Sir. Know every gate code around.

That's right. All the gate codes are here. I got it. That's when it's good to be a water and have oxygen tanks and celluline tanks. and celluline tanks. So is that what you'd take with you? Because, hey, I got a key to everything down. Just cut it over.

Fire that baby up and cut it open. Cutting torch, that's all you need. That's it. So we're going to an island. We have Rockout Welch and two fishing bowls. And a cutting torch. A satellite phone and a cutting torch. We got it made, boys.

We're going to make it. We might find that bag. We might find that cutting torch. We went out and made that cutting torch. Open that lock on that bed. church there you go why wouldn't you just say hey i'd like to be having catering business come out there all the time when you're on a dirt deserted out that's your one item yeah that's my one item a catering business i said his one his one deal is butler service that's right all i'm taking

with me butler's not wait a minute that ain't so bye johnnie pizza okay delivers that'll be a long delivery well it's not going to be good by then oh you ever oh oh no they guarantee it to be hot. Or you're not. Hard's free. That's right. Si and Rock L. Welch just enjoying some pizza on the aisle. Hey, just enjoy the pizza and enjoying the sundown and sunup.

Cutting locked off. That's up, boys. And meanwhile, Miss Christine, back at home, enjoying the most peace and quiet she's ever. With a big smile on her face. Uh-huh. Si ain't beating, tapping, banging on nothing. No bells to be heard, boys. Ain't that something?

That is something. You know what else or something? This break. Absolutely. Let's take it. Walking around. Weird. How that works.

What's that word again? Oh, yeah. I've been watching Little Mermaid a lot. What you've been watching Little Mermaid? Like, I'm three-year-old man. What's kids on that, the Lottie? Yeah. Seems like Ben's may be into it.

Nah, we play Fall Guys. There you go. Fall guys. It's a fun game. On Switch? Oh, yeah. I'm dominant. I don't know what it is.

I've just heard about it. You should join in. Never heard of it before in my life. I took an IQ test yesterday. What'd you make? 132. Wow. Was it on the internet or was it on paper?

I have something deal on my phone. Some new app I downloaded. They want you to buy something. They did try to give me to buy the full report. I said, no, I ain't doing that. He's solid with one. I'm not that smart. Yeah, you just hurt yourself.

Wow. What was your next Instagram Live report, Martin, that they wanted? Yeah. What did the people want us to talk about? They wanted to know how you forgive somebody. Oh. When you're really angry with them. That was one of them.

I'm trying to figure out how to forgive the smile that just smashed my fingers. You was hung in between. I was. A rock and a hard place. So they went from ridiculous questions to... To real-life seriousness. Yeah. So how do you do it, Sigh?

That's hard. Forgiveness. For somebody you're really mad at. That's actually a good question, and the answer to it is, is okay, what good is it doing you to not forgive? Okay. That's the best part of this. I can know, but how do you get it out of your head? No, no.

If you can't forgive, you can't move on. That's true. Okay. And if the deal about God says, okay, if, what? Why are you worried about it? Worrying about it, can you change what has happened? If you can't change it, why are you sitting there just letting it eat you up inside? All it's going to do is that's going to be bad for you, for your health.

If you just kept, you know, so the guy did you wrong or the girl did you wrong. There you go. Hey, do you really think you're going to go through this life on earth and never be hard? hurt or never have someone do you injustice? You're living in a fantasy world. Yeah.

Okay, you're going to have trials and tribulations, okay? Everybody is going to have them. The one thing that you can do about it is how you respond to it. That's the only thing you can control in this situation. Someone's

done you wrong. Okay. So how are you going to deal with it? What's the matter of you ever been at somebody? I had a guy that hit on my wife when she was pregnant. You forgave him? Yeah. And at the time, I could have killed him.

There you go. That's tough, wouldn't you? Oh, no, no. And I told him so. Yeah. Because, see, he knew the story, okay? This was not just somebody I knew. Oh, he was in. He was a considered friend, and he knew the whole story about how much trouble we had had. getting pregnant.

There you go. Okay, and then not only that, plus to make it even worse, he had a drop-dead wife, just gorgeous, and the sweetest personality ever. So it kind of made me mad two ways. There you go. He knew the story, and then you're going to do this. That wonderful lady, you're married to?

So you was mad? Oh, no. You was big mad. Oh, no, no. I could have killed him. And I told him to his face. I said, hey, if you ever come over to my house again while I'm not there, I will hunt you down and I will kill you.

But then you forgave it. But I did. I got over. Yeah. Because it was bothering me. Yeah, it started affecting your dad. Well, it affected my relationship with my wife, for crying out loud. Yeah.

You can't let somebody else. It was eating me up inside and I said, wait a minute, why? Why are you letting this idiot affect you that way? There was his stupidity. Okay, don't you go stupid too and let him, you know, ruin your life. There you go. That's good. Gobwin, you ever been mad?

Big mad? Where you had to forgive somebody you didn't want to? Yeah. But you got there? I got there. Yeah. The toughest part of this is? It took a little time.

But, I mean, like I said, I mean, if you really think about it, in the heat of the moment, you're not thinking about it. Oh, you're just mad. Yeah, it's just emotional reaction. But then you carry that mad on for weeks and weeks and weeks and stress and, you know, it's just, it ain't no fun. You're mad all the time. You're mad to your friends and you're mad to this. just bitterness creeps in. It does.

Which is a whole different thing. It just keeps coming. It just keeps growing and growing and growing. It festers. You got to get rid of it. The keys of this is, okay, you didn't ask me the really important question. Did I actually really forget it? No.

I don't think those two are necessarily correlated. That's why I didn't ask you. But to a certain degree, you've got to forget it. Because if you don't, you really didn't forget. No, yeah, I agree. No. You can. It still irritates me when somebody asks it, brings it up.

Yeah. Well, I didn't mean to do that now. No, no, no, no. But I was saying the anger is not there anymore. Yeah. Okay, so I did forget it. Yeah. I don't let it bother me.

It's not there anymore. But when that situation arises again, the memory comes back and you know better. Oh, yeah. Because I don't think forgiveness equals forgetfulness. I don't, I don't. Yeah, but to be totally clear of it, you've got to be able to forget it. Yeah, I'm saying forgetting what it did to you in that stage and do it.

But I'm saying like the next time that situation approaches you, you're like, yeah, I've seen this before. And I've been this. Yeah, I've seen this before. This is an old story. I know what to do. Yeah, this is an old story. Yeah, that's what I'm getting at.

Okay. Not that, yeah, no, you forget the feelings and the emotions. You lay it at the feet of Jesus. you call it good. Because John said it, okay, when the anger comes there, then you keep letting it fester. That's a good word. Yeah.

Okay, because it's kind of like a microbe. Micrope has got in your body. Well, if a microbe gets into your body, it starts eating on you, that's bad. We're back on that deserted island. Oh, no, no, no. I had one of them microbes this morning. No, no, serious.

but it's bad the stress comes in and look hey doctors will tell you stress is one of the biggest killers their human race has got yeah silent killer get your blood pressure up everything goes berserk when you get stressed out

and anger is one of the things that will take it and stress it out yeah okay that's why I said the Bible says it better you know God asked you question how can you can you actually change it y'all and there's a there's a little phrase about that fix what you can fix if you can't fix it don't worry about it if you can't control it and change the outcome then don't let don't let it do that to you yeah you know

it's just being it's hard just like forgiving you what about forgiving yourself well no no that's a hard thing to do yeah when you screw up yeah that's a hard thing to do yeah that's a hard thing to do that's the hardest part of you're preaching right there that that's good oh no because that's what your religion you know that's where the road you know rubber meets your road yeah yeah okay because we we have the problem

okay that like no one knows you better than yourself okay and then when you do something stupid and hurt someone that you love dearly you know we won't forgive ourselves that's right Okay, and all you're doing by not doing it is you're just hurting yourself worse. Okay, because God wipes it clean. Once you once go to him and say, hey, yeah, it's me and I did it again.

And yeah, I know it's stupid and I'm so mad about it, I could spit. Yeah. When God says, I forgot it and forgiven you, it's gone. It's clean. It's no longer. exist. We need to take a lesson from that. I know. It's so hard. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm, because I've asked people, I've asked people to come church with us, you know, come with me Sunday. I said, well, I need to straighten up, you know, before, before I do that. I'm thinking, when do you go to the doctor

when you're sick or when you get well? Well, no, no, because you'll never straight. Hey, oh, that's a good way. Oh, no, no. I hadn't heard that. I've used, no, no, I've used that line. I'll all come when I get straightened out. Yeah. You missed the point, son. Hey, the reason you need to come is you're messed up.

That's where the alignment tool is. Just like me. Yeah. That's where the alignment tool is. You need to come to where I'm going because, hey, you need help. Yeah. That's funny. When you go to doctor, when you get sick or after you've been well,

doctor, boy, I was sick last week. I already, son. You think I ought to do, but. That's good. That dog will. Give me $40. Yeah, that dog will hunt. I'll see you next week.

That dog will hunt, boys. There you go. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. Anything interesting in your diabetic journey we can talk about? No, I can talk about it a little bit. I still hadn't learned what all I can eat. You still ain't figured that out yet?

I guess if I hadn't read something about it, it might help me. I'm trying to do it on my own. Watch a video, man. Don't read it. You know where this deal is? YouTube? Heck of a source of information. Yeah, I know it.

I need it. I take time. One in a doubt, Google it. It's, I mean, Ms. Paula built a, what you call them, a pound cake? Mm-hmm. Or angel food cake. Yep. Or something.

Both of them. I had to sit there and watch them eat it. You know, I couldn't have it. Too much sugar. Is that getting easier for you? Yeah, it is, but boy, I just thinking, boy, because she had that whipped cream on there. Strawberry.

I said, why do you want to do it? Because we had some friends over to eat. But, yeah, just learning what to eat. I'm doing pretty good. I'm keeping pretty steady. I got it now where it's staying between 90 and 120. But when I eat it, it goes up. Still just one pill?

Yeah. That's good. Look at you. Yep. What's your favorite new thing? My favorite new thing is them eggwitches. Them eggwitch. I'm eating for breakfast.

Eggwitch? Yeah. Let me hear about that. I'll follow you to eat in anywhere. Jimmy Dean makes, builds them. But you got to get to turkey sausage. and you've got cheese on it and it's the bread part

like it's a biscuit sausage egg and cheese biscuit except for the bread part is egg white I'm in on that okay it's good yeah that sounds just like a good decision

period it's just an omelette sandwich an omit sandwich an omelette you can tote yeah Jimmy Dean makes good taste and stuff

oh yeah can sing good too oh jd yeah I can sing good I like that That's Billy Dean And um She's his cousin

And uh Let's say what else Turkey sausage is good by the way It's way better than turkey bacon I was about to say If you said turkey bacon I think we gotta call it time out I can agree with turkey sausage

Turkey sausage yeah I ain't been mad about any meat They made into sausage yet I got a fine Except for the Vienna I got a fine like sugar-free stuff Which Some of it

I got some baby raise. It's not sweet baby raised. It's just baby raised. No sugar. Okay. No sugar added. Oh, no.

Clever. Of course, there is some in it, but it's not none added, so. There you go. But you just got to be watchful of your portions, and then your stomach will start shrinking. I don't lost 12 pounds. So the egg which, though, that's, though. Okay. spending a fine. Oh, I like it. Yeah. I could eat them all day. Well, it probably would be

counterproductive. Well, no, no, because that ain't a bad deal, though, because you can do it. Yeah. Oh, and I like him, uh, Johanna cooked some chicken the other day. Drumstick lollipops. Oh, yeah, where you shove them down? Yeah, she said, she told me a steak think it's the only thing that needs a handle. So does chicken, baby. I said, that's a good, baby. There you go. But them things were good.

Hey, that's good. So is the whole house on a diet now? Yeah, more or less. Yeah, that's the funny thing about diets. Ain't nobody on one. Then when one person gets at the whole house ends up on one. Of course, them gals, they don't care about it. They don't bother them.

No. No, us, we don't. Yeah, hey, what a diet. Yeah, you come home find us in the closet with a bag of Oreos. Yeah, I mean. I've never been there. Yes, Alf. Them gals, they don't care if they want to die it.

I mean, they'll eat that, you know, stuff. Of course, I like salads. I'll eat more salads, you know. What dressing? Oh, I'm going to have my dressing, Thousand Island, baby. It's a Thousand Island. Where did it get its name from? I'm interested in that.

Is it like the Thousand Island area of New York? Ork or like, where that's where they built it at. Is it? I don't know, but I like it. Sounds good. They had to go to a thousand islands. Oh, I like that. I find ketchup mayonnaise and relish.

I like that. I like that gender dressing. Hey, you're right. Is it really? Yep. Holy cow. Comes from the Thousand Islands region. That's what I'm talking about.

Along the upper St. Lawrence River. That's the only spicy thing they got up there. That's any good. That's it. Well, no, they got some good fish. him lobsters and all that. Say, I can eat all that. All the fish you want.

Oh, yeah. Fish and poultry. You good. Hmm. I'm in. Yeah, I mean, I can think of worse ways to live. Yeah. Eat me a steak every now and then.

Gotta be, I'm going to eat me want. Because look, it's my 60th birthday coming up. Whoa. There it is. Every birthday. I made it. And we're going on a trip, me and Paula and her brother. and sister-in-law we go on up in the mountains.

I ain't going to tell you where, but it's going to be a pretty neat place. Oh, it's an awesome place. Hey, and your fishing license is only going to be $5 next year. They don't think I'm dangerous anymore. Oh, look at that, God. Come Monday, you can hunt and fish for $5. Yeah, I'm going to use my senior discount.

You better believe it everywhere I go. Yep. I just got size for him today. Yeah, I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I ain't going to get mine until after my birthday. I do have a question. John D.

You may know this since you sell hunting and fishing license. Yes, we do. I've been trying to figure out if Sire needs a steak duck stamp or not. And I can't get an answer since he's 60. And he got that combo hunt fish thing. It's included. It's included. All right.

But I'm also not a game warden. So you cannot use that. We called them too. They didn't know. They transferred me to seven different departments. I'm almost positive everything. things included once you're six except the hip i got his hip you got to get hit but you got to do that on your own i can't yeah i do what's the deal i ain't getting mine till them 60 apparently all you got to do is

get that and you got to get a federal duck stamp and a hip yep and you're good to go and you good for everything go by johnny d's get you go hunting here's the way they had it where it was real now i'll get them on my phone so i can just you could get it at tp and get all of it once week oh man that's hateful ain't it johnny d d okay and look Look, well, hey, all the honey hole. See, I was at TP the other day. Great place. Anyway.

Hey, Johnny Deen makes like 36 cents off that license. No, no, no, I'm just saying. I charge a dollar just for convenience. But it worked. And then you could look and you could put your, everything they gave you, you could put it in a little old, just like a. Packet card older.

It'll go straight to your book. You can do it online. Now I've got a book. They charge $5. Yeah, now I've got a book. that they gave. Oh, yeah. Look at it.

Look at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And that size is why we need to get you a cell phone. That's right. No, I won't. Put all that on you. My wife, I might make three of them. Matter of fact, y'all remind me something I'm going to do.

Get out. I fix to take over this little. Do you know how many? Oh, he found him a little packet there. Do you know how many men size age yell at me over the way they print off? Fishing license. All of them. Be in the size of a book.

Oh, no. This is so ridiculous now. Why don't they just do it on their phone? Now I got it hang around my neck. They ain't got phones. Because flip phones ain't got that. When you kill a deer, punch it in. Text the tag.

I would use a phone. I would use the phone if it worked. I've had the flip phone. Oh, it works. No, it don't. Mine does. It don't. Mine.

Let me give you something. My wife has bought me three of them. I hear Phil saying, all the time. I don't wear a watch. That was operator problem. It ain't operator. It is an operator problem.

Do you know what is there? I don't miss them. Hey, what do you call? What do you call a hamburger's daughter? A hamburger's daughter? Daughter. Hamburger's daughter. A hamburger's daughter.

Mm-hmm. Over my head. Patty. Patty. Patty. Patty. Patty. hamburger patty boys

all right well let's take a break we'll be back right over okay good crazy you ready to get in that mailbox jaddy born ready born ready boy well open the mailbox that's right hello at duckcallroom dot com that's the mailbox

address we get asked that often so there it is again hello at duckcallroom dot com all right Ryan emails in what's up Ryan? I think he's from Fort Bragg, North Carolina.

Good country. Either way, he drove from Fort Bragg, North Carolina. North Calacac. To Florence, South Carolina. And his subject line was Buckees and God, which is not in that order, but two of my favorite things. Couldn't have one without the other, though. I mean, North and South Calaccahack, Lord was a good country. Anyway, he said Buckees was awesome.

He sent pictures of his kids wearing all the clothes. It's hilarious. Yes. But he has a serious question. What's it? He believes in God and always has. I've also struggled with my faith and how to worship for just as long. Being in the army hasn't helped with all of it.

It's almost giving me an excuse to not do the right things. Having a new daughter makes me realize I need to fix this not only for me but for her. Do you fellas have any advice? Do I need to treat church the way I treat the gym and just force myself to go? Why wouldn't you go? That's what the pep rally is. It's a pep rally for all of us. Get to see people.

I mean, even at the gym, you go to the gym, and there's probably people you see at the gym that you've never talked to. But you see them, and it kind of, it's like, you know what I'm saying? You kind of, you look at them, and it makes you feel good to see them that they're doing, that they're doing what they're supposed to be doing. That you're there. It's the same thing, it's hurt.

It's a big pet rally for us to get through the week. We get to see our family members, people we ain't seen all week, maybe. You brought up the worship part, okay, and we actually say the term, and it actually is not in the Bible anywhere, go to church. Yeah, okay. You're not actually going to church. Wherever the church is meeting, okay, you can go out in the wilderness under a big oak tree. You're going to be with the family.

You're going to be with your brothers, sisters, okay, God's family. You know, and like you're talking about, you know, if you have to force yourself, you can worship anywhere. And you should. I worship 724. Wherever I'm at, I worship. Most of the time I spend most of my time out in a duck blind or out in the woods deer hunting or on a lake fishing and I'm out there enjoying what the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit have created.

Okay, so maybe you need to redefine worship to yourself. Okay, because if you're, fits a drusory or if you have to force yourself to do it. Yeah, but forcing yourself to do something. It can be the start of a good thing. You build a habit. Humans are creatures a habit. Then all of a sudden, next thing you know, you're not forcing yourself anymore.

You want to go. Like the hardest part, he's saying forced yourself to go to gym, the hardest thing is that first week. It started. And then you start feeling better. And you're like, I kind of want to go to the gym. or in Godwin's case I want to eat better I feel better now

maybe I didn't make the point right yeah but I'm saying like if that's what it takes to get the habit started then by all do whatever you feel like you need to do to get the habit started and then figure out where it grows from there but whatever you do make sure you take your daughter along with you

don't go by yourself take your whole family with you look at it as family time look at it as a Sunday morning date with your wife and your daughter or however that dynamic is, whatever that is. But, yeah, I mean, there's nothing wrong with forcing yourself to go there. You know, I mean, I hate the word force there, but there's nothing wrong with holding yourself accountable. Yeah. To show up when that building's open because you want to be a good influence for your wife and your daughter and all of that.

Yeah, I don't like the word force, but guess what? And whenever you're 30 years down the road and you love going to church, you're going to wake up one Sunday and you're not going to want to go. Yeah. There's going to be stuff going on. The weather's going to be bad. You're going to feel bad or 100 things. But if you're in the habit, I mean, I've done it a lot.

I'm like, ooh, man, sleeping in sounds good. But then you go and you're like, man, I needed that. Yeah. So I don't want to say force yourself to go, but developing the habit of, hey, it's Sunday morning, what are we doing? Everybody knows what we're doing. We're loading up and we're going to meet with the people about Jesus. Yeah.

Beating with a family. It'll wear off on you. Because you are who you hang out with most of the time, right? Yep. The more people you surround yourself with that are like-minded and believers in Jesus, you're going to start acting like them. So the best thing to do is just start hanging out with them. Yeah.

Next thing you know. Wham, you're one of them. And then somebody's looking at you and they're going to start acting like you, you know. Yeah, it's a cycle. That's how it works. But you do have to start the habit. somewhere and if that means to quote unquote force yourself to go then by all means force yourself to go whatever that looks like you got a quick one do it um do i have a quick one i'll read this one

and i think we can do it quick because the whole third segment was about kind of anger and forgiveness um Logan Kentucky struggles with anger it's not like he's angry all the time but keeps it bottled up what are some ways we've dealt with it I love God but I just He got anger problems, it sounds like. How do you deal with anger? My brother, one of the best things he ever told me, okay? I was with one of his friends. When he ran upon Jesus and changed his lifestyle,

all of his friends is running buddies, drinking buddies, and hoard buddies. All showed up and asked the question, okay? Come on, man, come and go with us. He said, you guys don't understand. The fellow y'all are looking for, died. Okay. That's what I'll tell you about your anger.

You've got to push your anger away, but my brother asked the elder, Bill, when am I going to have to stop fighting with all these evil thoughts I'm having? And Bill said, well, how long did you run and put these evil thoughts in your head with the devil? And Phil said, well, about 28 and a half years. And he said, well, you're going to get rid of all this garbage you've collected during them years,

and then you're going to have to replace it with the fruit of the spirit. Start getting rid of the anger, replace it with self-control. You've got a problem with overeating, self-discipline, self-control. You're going to have to change all this stuff you're having trouble with, whatever it is. anger, maybe you'll use bad language. You stop saying it and then think about it. And then the other thing was, okay, it's who you hang with. My mother told me with a young kid.

You'll be known by those you run with. And that's true. If they've got a bad reputation, guess what? You're with them. So guess what? You may have not done nothing. That's right. But you hang with them bunch, just got the bad reputation.

You get it too. Hey, it's going to be their stain will rub off on you. Same thing about the anger part, all this, whatever you're dealing with, whatever problem you got, you've got to address it and start self-control on it and then replace it with something. You know, it took my brother Phil forever to realize that. Okay.

And he's even me, myself, the same thing. That's why the Bible says, look, why are you looking at your brother, okay, and telling him about something when you've got a log stuck in your eye? First, get rid of the log in your eye, then maybe you can help your brother. And that's where we're all at with our problems. Okay, we need to address it, and you're addressing it, okay? You know you've got an anger problem. My deal is, hey, look up to Galatians in Galatians, I think, 320.

something like that around that or five five 23 yeah five 23 always get it backwards boy that was all right they was all there hey if you got on a glacial three just keep reading until you get there but anyway okay that's the thing whatever problem you got god's got the answer for you okay and and really fruits of the holy spirit is an answer to a lot of human beings problems okay whatever your problem got kick it out the door door and take on, take on something God's got for you. Like self-control, love, forgiveness, brotherly love, kindness, joy. All the good stuff.

Patience. All the good stuff. Okay. That's my deal for you. That's a great answer. There you go. I like it. Replace it with joy.

Yeah. Because, hey, joy rule. You don't want it. Okay, so get rid of it. And then replace it with something that you do want. I like that. Bible verse, Mark? Yeah, you ready?

Well, I'm going to do a little call back to our little segment on forgiveness. Matthew 18. Peter came to Jesus and said, Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother or sister who sins against me? Up to seven times? Peter kind of thought he was like, look at me, I'm going to forgive seven times. And Jesus said, I tell you not seven times, but 77 times. forgiveness is just part of our walk.

And Jesus didn't mean at 78. Okay, now you can stop. He meant you forgive and you forgive and you forgive because I paid the price to forgive you. Keep on trucking. Boom. I see y'all when I get back from Wyoming. We're out.

Good luck on you. My heart, no prayer.