Duck Call Room - What Uncle Si Really Thinks About Conspiracy Theories

Episode Date: October 7, 2021

Si and the boys dive into your wildest conspiracy theories, including what the pyramids really are, the flat earth theory, and one about Donald Trump's uncle, lizard people, a time machine, and Queen Elizabeth. But first, Godwin stars in the coolest fan art ever. (Thanks, Mickey!) John-David has never been more embarrassed in his life. Martin says the ivory-billed woodpecker is extinct, but Si's not so sure. Godwin and John-David ponder words in the English language that make you go "hmm." And Si offers up his ruling on another unexpected food combo: Oreos and salsa.   - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back. Oh, we are going. We are. We're live. We're live. I'm going to turn my hat around because I feel ridiculous looking at myself on that monitor. You're not a backwards hat kind of guy. You ain't a rapper.

I got too big a forehead. Yeah, you ain't a rubber. He's a backwards hat kind of fella. Horse head. I do have a horse head. He does have a horse head. There's no doubt about it. I have got a head.

I got a pretty big head. My dad used to call me watermelon head. Waterhead. Waterhead. watermelon head, jug head, horse head. There it is. You name them. Ladies and gentlemen, John Godwin of the Duck Call Room podcast.

With a shiny new coffee cup. How about that? Guy one, what have you been up to? 5-2, eyes of blue. How about you? All right, there you go. He got you, J.D. He got you.

Hey, don't be drinking. Don't be drinking done in here. Five-two. Eyes of blue, boy. How about you? You're taller and five, too, though, isn't? Yeah, five-seven. Oh.

Five seven. That's not very tall. No, I'm telling me what have you been doing? What have I been doing? Yes. I've been since we've. Since we last. Well, hey, I haven't seen you.

You were talking about something you entered. Oh, I went to the Cropy Expo. Oh, okay. And that's what. Cropi fishing on the Red River. And you didn't make it, did you? Didn't make it? Didn't make it.

I was on about nine pounds. About nine pounds. What in there? Everybody. Oh, you were in a tournament. Yeah. Fish pretty small to be so big. Didn't nobody hardly knock through.

Pretty small to be so big. I got a question. Everybody was on top of each other. Oh, so everybody fish in the same spot? Everybody fishing. Red River is pretty big. I had boat 93. Yeah.

And I got to my spot and there was seven, eight boats in there. Did you have a partner? I did. White Tucker. White Tucker. From Missouri. Young lad. A Missouri.

It's going to be good. Up and come. I'll become your all-star. I grinded it out, but didn't grind it out enough. That was, hey, you didn't do it. Grinding it out. Wrong bait.

Got to tie another bait on and go back tomorrow. Yeah, wrong bait. I want to go back because. Now you catch a thousand pounds. Oh, they was in there. It's going to take him fish two months to get over this. They got that thousand mile staring there. Too many baits.

They've been caught 15 times. Look at all the baits going by. You put them back? Catch and release. You catching release a croppy? Oh, yeah. Catch and release. On tournaments.

I tore up 17 boats. You tore up 17 boats. The old rock jetties are bad on them holes and puts. Ain't no skegs left around there anymore. I pulled up to the rat one day. This guy was put his rods in his rod box. said, I got water in my rock box. I got the looking down the side of that boat.

I said, there's your problem. There's a big old chunk of that ranger. I said, you better quit jumping them rock jetties. You can't jump them rock tis, boys. He was doing it. They're telling them fiberglass boat, that boys. He's rough. It's fun.

Well, what else you've been doing? What's that? There's a very specific thing I want you to talk about. Why he's got two coffee cups? That? One's for M&M's. Oh, boy. And one's for drinking out of.

One's holding his M&M and M and M. So my man got an M&M cup. One's for coffee and once for M&M. Yeah. Ain't that good. Don't cold. If you pour coffee over it, do you have hot chocolate? Oh, I bet you that'd be good.

It might be worth. Still got another question. Look. My shirt. There it is. All right. We made it there. The Fleet Circus.

A guy Mick from Critters Creek sent me this. Is that not awesome? You might have to stand up so people can see it. The Fleet Circus. We can take a picture maybe and post it. This, and for our listeners, that is awesome. There is a, John Godwin's face. I see it.

I like it. On a dirt bike. Yeah. With a duck call. Doing a whip. Some ducks. Yep. I like it.

He's doing a whiff, he says. What does that say? That's FFF for Flying Flea. Oh, I like that. Flying Flea, boy. What's that other word? Godwin? Yep.

Right there. Yeah, Godwin. It's like his own... Flying Fleet, Godwin. It's like his own NASCAR shirt. Oh, okay. There you go. I feel like I'm in Daytona Beach and I just...

You can get them now for 1999. Can you? Can you? Boy, you can have them. I would buy one of those at a gas station in Daytona for sure. That's it, boy. That's where it. I'll Taledagas were that.

Oh, Talada dega. Talladega. Talladega. It's classic for that. Yeah. Makes sense. I've never been in Talladega. Yeah.

And the bead. The organic firewood. Yeah. Well, Martin, what have you been up to? What did I? Oh, I went hunting this weekend. What did you hunt? It was opening a weekend.

Deer season. With a bow? Yeah. Oh. You kidding anything? Nope. He didn't even take my, didn't even take my bow off safety. Oh, he didn't take it all safety, boys.

No, I hunted. You would have to. Well, no, I get it. Well, that was close before I said something stupid. Yeah. Careful. Easy, son. Too late.

I did. Saturday, or Saturday, we did a little work, had some bushhog and left to do, and then I took my woman to the pond on a place that we hunt. Uh-oh. And she caught the biggest bass she's ever caught in her life. Which I want to go. Probably five pounds. But I want to go.

On a six and a half pound body, you know, it's fall. They're poor. They're skinny this time of year. And then I took the owner's son hunting that evening, and he whacked him a good one. Whacked him a good one? Yeah. Well, how many points? About 15 or 18?

No, about 10. 10? Yeah, it's five by five. Well, five or five, man. He's a good place. He run him through. No, I'm talking to boy. How old are the boy?

Nine years old. Nine years old. Nine years old. I ain't ever seen that kid that fire. up in all my life. I don't think his feet touched a step on the stand. He walking on Cloud 9. But as me, him, and Brittany hunting in the same box stand,

I was sitting back there by the door with one leg out the door because they're tight squeeze in there. And Brittany and a nine-year-old were trying to kill something? Well, Brittany was observation. She was my lookout. She was a spotter. Spotted. I was in the back.

Spotted. I don't know how we saw anything with them two chatter boxes. They talked the whole time. I was laughing. because they're just carrying on because, you know, in the grand scheme of things, they're still both relatively new to hunting, even though they've both been doing it for a while. Well, I will quote one of our cameraman. He said, when you get sneaky, that's when deer gets sneaky.

Yeah. Okay, so, hey. And we sit in there and pulling out sneaky. Yeah. Yeah, when you get to slipping, they get to sleep. Oh, yeah. Who said that? Greg Eppernet.

Oh, that's old school. Yeah, this is the man that stays in the top of a tree. and what I mean in the top of the tree. No, that was Sinky. That was Lyle Sinky. I had the wrong one. Lyle Sinky was the top of the tree, man. We did have a situation this weekend that just remind all you folks out there.

Be careful, wouldn't you in the woods? We had a guy slip on a deer stand and hit every step on the way down. He wasn't tied in? Well, it was a box. Oh, yeah. So it was first time up the box in a ladder. And that ladder had had a little mildew on. it from you know well because we're humid and

hundred different things and he was it was raining and he hit one of them steps just right and his feet left out from under him bubbubb bum bum bum bum b b b b b b bha bhawns uh well the broad head from his air oh got him pretty good across a hand whoa because it broke an air off and uh yeah he he's he got a few cuts and bruises bumps and bruises but overall it could have been one worse overall very fortunate but be just yeah and that's a hard one to avoid because you're thinking i'm on a staircase of a box blind like there shouldn't be nothing go wrong just remember you first time

up these things check check for mildew check for things like that especially in the same thing's going happen to me you know yeah yeah especially on i mean like i i get careless when you're climbing something like that you don't think about it it it's just it's a staircase you just walk up and walk down it you know be careful well uh yeah so be careful out there now in a tree tie in tree stand you tie in that's not if you ain't doing that shame on you no question you're asking you to hurt yourself that's exactly right so but you got to just remember them boxes are hurt you too them but you think are uber safe just you still 15 20 foot off the ground so and most hunters aren't nimble anymore it's 2020 it used to there was you know you had to

chase the animals yourself yeah now we just sit in trees and boxes so you're not with a snack bag Whoever you are out there that just said, I ain't tying in. You're not as athletic as you think you are, and I don't want to read about you in the paper. I would just like to point out that gravity is and will remain undefeated. Always. And the bigger they are, the harder they fall. They won't recovery from that one.

Martin can attest to that. Oh, I fall hard. I do too. But no, that's about it. I thought I was going to be like, it was kind of weird. do you know it was a great weekend in theory of college football. Great weekend. I don't like football anymore.

And then so I'm like, am I going to hunt or watch football? I'm like, well, I can go hunting. I'll just catch up. And then the good college football games weren't good at all. Nothing's good about football. Alabama beats the tar out of Ole Miss. I thought that'd be good. Georgia, acting like Arkansas wasn't even there.

You know. I will say if you were. I thought that would have been a good game. I did too. No, got killed. I thought Arkansas was back. But here's what I will say. I was bought in.

Go Kentucky. What did they do? They beat Florida. Oh, no, yes. Did they really? And any time these Gators lose, I feel good. Yes, dashers, that is for you. If you're watching this, go wildcats.

That's what I'm talking about. That's a basketball school that just beat Florida. Who cares? They're a football school. Thank you. Can y'all hear what I'm hearing in my ears? All I hear is you crunching on them in them. Then you hit?

Yeah. Right now? Can you? Not right now. Oh, can I? Can I? That's why I was asking you, could you hear? Oh, yeah.

But the state of Louisiana had a rough weekend in football. It must have went from mine to yours, Gawa. I had it about two weeks ago. What are we talking about? A buzz. It's just a little... How there's a bag.

In the back. Did you do it? In the back. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know.

We love to eat beef, around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedells beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sall Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Triedells, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Triedales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Triedales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch.

So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference.

The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check. Check out try tails beef. I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak.

So, you know, most of us got caught up on what we've been doing. But, Cy, what did you do this weekend? Nothing. Okay. I've rested. Now, next question is, what have you been up to? So I have a funny story to tell. But it is preceded by this.

So I went on a men's retreat this weekend. And where at? In the woods. Oh, just around here. Just around here, yeah. And it was mainly guys from our church that I go to. And there were 61 people that went on it for the first time. We had 31 baptisms up top.

So it was really awesome time. That's more than half. Yeah. Well, that's 61 were first-timers. Actually, 51%. Yeah, 61 were first-timers. We had probably 100 people that have done it before that are there helping out, putting it on for the first time, guys.

But there were some guys from New Mexico who were super cool. Shout out. I think they flew. They were from Los Cruces, New Mexico. So I've got some New Mexican friends now. Okay. And that's actually, that's how you say it. I had to double check.

La Cruzis? It's south of Ritton. New Mexico. South of Riton. I don't know. Well, I was talking about New Mexican. Yeah, it's New Mexican. You got to watch your spacing on those syllables.

I called a New Mexicans and everybody looked at me like, did you offend them? And I said, that's what my new friends are. They're new Mexicans. Yeah, but if you say I've got a new Mexican, I have a, I have. That's like describing a restaurant. If you say New Mexican all one word, then that's them. Yeah, I have five friends that are new, that are. are also New Mexicans.

Yeah. I wonder if anybody from finding new Mexican friends. Yeah, so they're from out of town. Willie came out for a little bit. We talked with them about, you know, the show and stuff like that for a little bit. They were super cool dudes.

And then there was a dude from Texas. I don't even know how he got there. I got a lot of questions. I need to talk to him. If you're listening, friend, which I'm mad at you still. And I didn't tell you this at the time because I was so embarrassing.

So this guy, it's all over. We're packing our stuff up. He's headed to his truck. It's like, hey man, great to meet you. great time and he looks at me yeah man well I'll say this about you you've really blown up

in the last couple years and that was kind of caught me off guard and I was like and there's a couple guys that said they listen to the podcast or whatever which I thought was blown up yeah and so I was like

I mean I haven't blown up so hold on I sit next to side you hear somebody say you've blown up these last couple years what you think I don't know what does I exactly like when you blew up

I've got fat don't ruin this story that's what I when you say that that's the only thing I can think of but in general terms today when somebody's saying man you've blown up these last couple years that means like you got a bunch of Instagram followers like when Duck Dynasty blew up oh famous like you've blown up that's what I was I mean I feel bad for even thinking that's what you're talking about because I'm but that went over my head well listen to Mr. ego here yeah so like I'm sitting there like I honestly I was like, bro, no, not me.

I don't, this is not my thing. I just sit next to sigh. I'm trying to like, be like, I appreciate it, but that's not even true. Like, if I, if I go by the wayside tomorrow, this podcast continues on, there's no problems here. Everything's fine. And so I thought that's what he was saying, which I was like, I appreciate that. Maybe I finally got a fan. And so I said, no, man, I just sit next to sigh.

And he looked at me square in the eyes. He goes, no, man, you've gotten kind of big. and I have never been more embarrassed I have never been more embarrassed in my life I was like oh man and he's been working out too I know I've lost I look

I went and looked at a picture I've lost 18 pounds and the dude told me I'd gotten fat yeah he's been he's been at the house of the pain was stone and he's kind of getting you're blown up there but I mean as soon as I thought

the first person that ever said something that I was like well yeah, I'm on a podcast with Cy Robertson. As soon as I say something stupid like that, he's like, I don't know what you're talking about. Nallhammer. Which he doesn't know of me.

So clearly he's seen pictures of me from the Duck Dynasty Days. But he's just straight called me fat. Pittsburgh, Texas. He told me that story. I still think he thinks you're a Jeff. Maybe. But we're friends. We prayed together.

we got humbled together. He does favor Jep a lot. People say that. No, no, because of the hair and the beard. But what about the foot and the Hondo Pounds? No, I think he thought you were Jep. Maybe. I'm going to ask him.

I mean, I got his phone on here. We're friends. You've been consistent. You ain't ever been little. No, I had been little since I was a kid. To say you were, I disagree. You haven't blown up. I disagree.

I blew up when I got married. It's the wrong choice of words. Or mistaken identity. Or mistaken identity. I'm going on a mistaken identity. Yeah, I agree now. I see what you're saying. Because like if he thinks he's Jeff, well, then you've got kind of big.

Yeah, he has blown up. And you've blown a foot. I just got that. Yeah. Oh, Jeff smaller. Oh, yeah. Okay. You have blown up, dude.

Yeah. But that one was. I was like, well. That's what happened. But this is a good lesson for people. Humble. Yeah. This is a good lesson for people.

Also, don't call people fat. Don't walk up to them and say they've blown up. Yeah. That ain't good. You've gained a few pounds, haven't you? Or, but how do you know what I used to look like? That ain't good either, either, guys. Or don't say nothing.

Trust me, I know because, hey, Christine did it to Al. Hey, Chubby. Why you got to point it out to people? Well, hey, I just had to bring it up. Well, no, that's fantastic. That's family. You do it if you want to do the family. Just so you all know, I will never mistake somebody for being a fan of this podcast

again because they might just think I'm a big old tubby person. Family is, hey, fair game. Family is fair game. But nobody wins. It's just like saying, walking up to a woman and say, oh, congratulations.

What if she ain't pregnant? Whoa. That's one is bad. Have you done that? That has actually happened. No. It wasn't me. Oh, thank God.

Oh, I remember that. But it actually has happened. Well, congratulations. We'll keep that to herself. But I'm saying. We're not allowed to say. say who did that? No.

But what I'm saying... Oh, goodness, right. Sounds like there's some turmoil on the inner workings of Duck Commander from before my time. There's turmoil. But what I'm saying, nobody wins. You don't want... It's a bad situation.

It doesn't matter. Yeah. Have you been mistaken? If she's pregnant, she knows she's pregnant. You ain't got to congratulate her. Like, and if she's not, oh, heaven for fear. Yeah. It's better to be kind.

And in the same way with guys, you ain't got to tell them they fat. But it's the same deal. I'm 18. Some people get tired of hearing and they're skinny. Yeah. Like me? I got a great idea.

Let's no longer comment on people's weight. That's that. Period. Period. Unless they look way better. Unless you know they have a goal in mind. That's what. Unless you have the...

You can say, you can say, hey, I hadn't seen you for a while, but hey. You look different. You look different. You look different. I think you've actually lost weight. Maybe you're putting on some muscle. But see, the problem is if you don't know their goal, there's a lot of bad things that can cause weight.

weight loss and you don't want to bring up them wounds either. What I'm saying? Unless you know the story, just keep you my assail. I'm going to take you. I think y'all a little too sensitive. I thought it was hilarious. I don't care. No, no, I would just fix to say we have gone to the point of, okay, that we can't even be

truthful with a little conversation without someone getting offended. Look, you Robertsons has always been a lot more than a little truthful. That's also true. I wasn't necessarily offended by being called fat. I was offended by myself thinking I was maybe not even a big deal, but an actual deal, and he was actually just calling me fat. I'm just trying to figure out when he knew you from. It had to be Duck Dynasty that one episode.

But you were bigger then? I was way bigger then. They had you in like a 3X shirt. Trust me, Martin was correct on his assumptions. He thinks I'm Jeff. He thinks you're Jeff. I'll see him again. In that case, you've gone downhill.

Yeah, that makes sense. Jeff's an attractive young man. It takes great care of his hair, cares about how he dresses. That's right. Then there's you. I don't care. Hey,

and put you two together. You would say, oh, boy, you have blown up, had you. That's true. And I'll leave it in the words of Phil regarding Jeff. Spirm cat was running a little low

when we got the jepico. That's my favorite line. He says it every time you bring got Jeff. Oh, no, the bad part is, is he go by son by son. And, you know, yeah. Yep. Okay, here's this, Paul.

And here's this problem. And by the time I got the Jep, hey, I was, yeah. I'd never forget that morning. We was going duck hunting. There was a front coming when Jep was filming. And River was fixing to be born. He said, Dad, River, my baby's fixing to be born. Because he was telling Phil, he wasn't coming hunting.

because he was going because she was, Jessica's picking her delivery. And Phil said, well, she know what she's doing. She doesn't have two. What's that? She don't need to. She don't need your name?

And Phil said two. I got here. Phil ain't known Jessica's name for 20 years. Yeah, who is that? Oh, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jayp's wife. Who you belong to? Hey, Jeff, tell your wife over there.

My man. Phil Robertson. Yeah. Let's take another break. We'll be back. Yeah, so I'm fat. He's fat. Go west, young man.

Go west. Could you imagine the first person that came to Monroe, Louisiana and said, I'll stop here. What were they thinking? They run out of money. They just got tired and sad. They got tired, man. They ran out of horses and ran out of money. That's right.

So this is where we're stopping. I'm going to look that up. I don't know. It's probably pretty cool back in the day with a river running through it before the locks and dams got put in. Oh, no, no. You know, before you had 70 miles of farmland between here to Mississippi River. Yeah.

My granny said you could walk across it. Yeah. You could walk across what? Oh, no. The Washetal River. The Worcetal. Oh, you can walk across on, especially on the muscle beds. Mm-hmm.

Hill beds. Huh? Yeah. That's a big river. Yeah. Sorry. My voice is. Not anymore.

Matter of fact. I mean, it is now. It wasn't thin. You could have done it right around our best field house. Oh, you could have done it downtown West Monroe. No. Yeah. It wasn't nothing but a creek.

A river, when you leave a river alone, yeah. It ain't nothing but a creek. That's it. It's a big creek, but it ain't nothing but a creek. That's the only one's big is one in flood states. Yeah. The rest of the year is just a normal little flow.

Yeah, it's a real, a little creek. But now they got all that, because I've gone to the top of the Washhtaw River. Yeah. And every day at like 10, they let a bunch of water out. The Washington tall land. Lake is drop dead gorgeous. Yeah, clear water.

The river right there. It's clear, you can see the bottom. Small mouth bass. Yeah. It ain't nothing like what we're doing with. And by time it gets here, draining all of South Arkansas in North Louisiana,

it's a gar. Yeah. We're at the bottom. Bad, bad water. Of the water food chain. But it gets bad when it passes us and it turned into the black. Yeah.

And then it goes on down and jumps in. the Mississippi and then the Gulf of the Mississippi. Yep. And the red is already in Mississippi. Yeah. Yeah.

Water's fun. What a wonderful. But if you got rid of locks and dams, there'd be things would be a lot different. Oh yeah. Well, there'd just be a lot more flood. No. Areas.

Nope. Just be different flood areas? Be a different flood area. Yeah. They control the flooding. Phil wouldn't be able to live where he lives. Yeah, he'd be fine. He'd be fine?

Yeah, he's actually put underwater by the locks and dam. Yeah. What it did is keeps all the farm ground dry. Well, that's important, though. I mean, I'm hungry. Those are carbs, though, so Stone tells me I can't eat them. Back in the day, it was more important before we started importing a lot of our junk. Wait, we're importing food?

I mean, obviously. But we grow a lot of our own food. Yeah. I still say import great. Dish and dash. I don't know. I know we import avocon. dishes this, little down from Mexico,

which are gross. Yeah. Yeah. So, no, that's what it was. They were put in there for that and for commerce, for barge traffic, moving stuff up and down to rivers. There you go. There you go.

History lesson. But if you got rid of them, things would be a lot different. You're smart. Martin, you know what else we need to talk about? They'd be really cool, but then all these lakes that people love to fish wouldn't be there either. So, like, Tennessee River wouldn't have all those lakes, Gunnersville, Chickamauga, all that kind of stuff.

All right. Well, while we have you here, Martin. Martin's in teacher, biology, genius mode. What happened? Ivory build woodpecker. He's a farce. Gone forever? Gone.

Craig from Idabel, Oklahoma. Gone, gone, gone. Is that where Phil and Kay got married? Idabel, Oklahoma? Sure. Craig says that in an email. He says ivory billed woodpeckers have gone to stink. What do we think?

Yeah, it's unfortunate, but yeah. You don't think we can find one? No, they go. The federal government has spent no telling how many millions of dollars looking for that thing. They thought the last one for forever was in a tin saw swamp over there. Somebody spotted it long ago, and so they spent a ton of money. I remember that being in the news.

I don't know what they look like, but I hear they taste like chicken. Here's what they look like. That might be the way that, why they went the way of the dodo bird. No, they went the way of the dodo because we cleared all their land for farm ground. So I've seen a bunch of stuff on the, Ivory bill. That one is close, but he's, he's, uh, name different. Pileated?

Yeah. That's his cousin. Wait, that's got that, all that white and black streaks running. That one you had was ivory bill because he's got a white bill on. Piliated's got a two-tone bill. Martin's so smart. We had to learn, we had to learn about all this. Well, no, no, the ivory bill is white.

So when was the last ivory billed woodpecker? I don't know what 30s or 40s, I think. I mean, it's been a while. That's the last time somebody saw one? It may have been sooner than that. But it ain't been in our lifetime. Sorry, you ain't seen one? Well, no, no.

I have thought I have. Okay. But it was probably depleted. He was riding a Black Panther going through the middle of the woods. No, no. Here's the thing. Here's the thing about the reason I say it may not be extinct. Okay.

It's because, you know, we got woods. I'm telling you, a man can't crawl through it. Yeah, but all. The problem is the woods we have left like that ain't where the ivory bill lived. He's a swamp. Well, no, no. Well, I'm not so sure about that. Yeah.

Because, hey, look, I just, I look, if you go from the Louisiana coast, the Mississippi coast, Alabama, if you go in the marsh areas of all them states. Okay, I know we've got people in part of it, but their spots there, they ain't nobody even being. Of course, you could be. That's where that old dude is, ain't it. I give you care, I was about to say, they ain't found the ivory bill of woodpecker, but they ain't found, oh, what's his name they hunt neither?

So dog to bounty hunter have been the best. Maybe we should turn dog loose on the woodpecker. Well, no, no, I'm just saying, really. Yeah. I would just say there's too much territory, okay, that is still really unexplorable. Untain. Well, and unexplorable.

I'm pretty sure he's gone. But he may be. He may be. I just found out. He may be. Well, how did this come up? That fans sent it in. Yeah, they said it in.

Well, they declared it extinct. What, like two weeks ago? No, I think like just a couple days ago. Did he think they saw one? No, he was just saying, what do we think? Hey, every once in a while, somebody comes up, okay, just out in the wilderness, okay, either fishing or whatever, and they think they see one. Yeah.

Okay. Because it's a big woodpecker. and they immediately assume if he's big, then it's the, you know. Anna's hunting season, so you know the Black Panther sightings are about to go through the roof. Oh, yeah.

Oh, good, good. Yeah. I got a bunch of those. And the email. Well, there's just too many unspring sightings of a big black cat with a long tail. Hop on, everybody. Here we go.

Okay. No, I'm just, I'm sure. Wow. I'm on your side. Now, I believe they're a black province. 100%. Godwin, I don't know that Godwin's ever made an official declaration. Of a black panther.

They's them jaguar, whatever them things are from South America. Yeah, Mexico. Black Panther. Yeah. Well, if you want to call him, Matt. But, here's the thing. Okay, I just go by what I saw in Florida. Thank you.

I go in Florida, okay, with Semino Indians. They have got a cage. In your face. And they've got, and they've got, and they've got, I have got, they have got a big cat in that, in that, a young one, a juvenile. Juvenile. And on the, on the cage, I'll put it on there. He didn't put it on there. It's got black panther.

Now, he wasn't black. He wasn't black. But that's what they had on the cage. So, hey, yeah, I'm just going to go. Wait. Wait. He wasn't black. Wait.

He was great. color of every other panther you've ever seen. Wait. He was great. Okay. Wait. He was beautiful. Huh? That's just. This whole time you've been telling me you saw a black panther and a cage marked black panther and it wasn't black? No, wasn't black. It was great. And I ain't, I've lived my life by that story. No, I've never said it was black. It was great. But I'm just going by what was on the cage, black panther.

You still want a fist puppet? Yeah. I mean, I'm still, I saw one by Dollar General. Well, no. Hey, that one over on. field land. Okay, I'll put my two pick of peepers on that. Somebody put one on Facebook. That was a bobgat. Somebody put one on Facebook over by

Corolli Park. Yeah. And it freaks me out. Well, go find him. Let's do it in this break. We'll be back after this. What did you find what you was looking for? Well, no, because I told you it was on Facebook.

And luckily for us, Facebook's down. Facebook just tweeted that they're down. That's not even a joke. Collusion. Something's happened. Facebook colluded. Yeah, they're useless. So now y'all know what day it is that we're actually filming this and recording and the time.

Facebook is down. Three hours ago, Facebook tweeted. We're aware that some people are having trouble accessing our apps and products. Our president must say something stupid. Which one? The current one. Excuse me. That's the only thing it was shut down.

One bad matter, it was good tea with lemon juice in it. Yeah. We're working to get things back to know. normal as quickly as possible. I've heard all that before. All we need is Congress to improve this $3.5 trillion infrastructure bill, and we'll be back up and Facebook. Contact your local official.

And all donations will be appreciated. I just really appreciate the fact that Facebook had to tweet. That's pretty good. I hope they charged them. I would have. If I was Twitter, I'd delete that. I'd be like, what's up? I don't know.

What's up? You all? We still here. We still here. I will say this about the black. Panther, though. What segment is this? Four?

It's black. Three? Four. I think, this is four. I don't know what segment is. Look, no lie. This is not even a joke. What did it say?

Ready? I'm a, what? Let me read this. Read it. What did it say? Read it. Fighted in. Richfield Park and Richfield, North Carolina.

Black Panther released by license, Exotic Pet Honor, Joe Exotic. Now, it doesn't say. Who's facing charges. What is it doing? Whoa. What? Who faces charges all over? Contact emergency animal.

All right. First thing's first. Google that phone number. No, no, no. So we see this? Yeah. All right. North Carolina.

That's important to remember. That's right. North Calcutac. Okay, hold on, hold on. They got mountains and woods over there. That's from our friend Shane. He said that that was spotted in North Carolina. Richfield, North Carolina.

It's very important. that you remember that. Alan Gordon also sending the same thing. All right. Richfield, North Carolina. Oh. That's where they spotted it.

They spotted it. Both of them spotted it. Okay. What do you say? This is the same exact photo. Spotted in Chesapeake, Virginia, Black Panther, released by a licensed exotic pet owner who's facing charges. Gang.

If seen, contact emergency animal groups. So that's... Hold on, I'm Googling that phone number. Google that phone number. Google it. I guarantee you it's the people about your car warranty. I know for a fact, friends. You might have to just call it.

I got one other day. He said I'd want a million dollars. Just send $500. They'd give me the deal. Here's a problem. That's a good to return. When I Google that... What did you come up with?

Scam alert. A bunch of letters. A bunch of pictures. Just call it. See what happens. No. But I got to make a point here. I wouldn't call that.

This is some sort of... There's some kind of Sam. Asian writing. Yeah. I didn't get that. I got other stuff, but it is a scam alert. Scam alert. But I just want to say something to my fellow Black Panther believers.

Okay. Well, tell me. Because you are too. Y'all are giving us a bad rap. We were wrong. No, we're not wrong. It does exist. But when y'all sending in these same photos from different states.

Somebody sent me that same one on Instagram, but I... Probably from Texas. but y'all got to stop doing all that because it's making me inside look bad i ain't worried about it because hey here's the deal if you don't if you want to actually see one of these big old black cats go go down there in mexico and see one of them big black jaguars what is huh hey hey down there boys they got them in cages jays saw one and he come back and said that's what he said he said he don't believe in black panthers after he doesn't look at a big black jaguar huh yeah cancun a jaguar a jaguar ain't a pan

What? The Jaguar is a big black cat. The Jaguar is a Jaguar. Well, hey, he's a big black cat with a long black tail. The only Black Panther you're going to see in the United States of America plays in the NFL. Go to that stadium. Hey, that's their mascot. That's what I'm talking about.

Do they have one outside the stadium? I'm sure they do. Well, sure they got one. I bet he's made a concrete. No, what if they have a real, like LSU has Mike the Tiger. Well, then they probably have jack the jack-wire. You got one right there in front of you, a little one. This is never going to die.

Never going to die. I'm sorry. That's exactly right. They ain't never going to die. I ain't going to let it. You can't kill something. That ain't there. That's what I called the wild-out people and ask them.

Is it okay if I shoot it? Absolutely. And they said, no. And I said, why? If it's my imagination, I ought to be able to just shoot it if I want to. Thank you. There you go. Sorry, I hadn't mean to get us on Black Ranch's here.

All I want to know is why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? That's what I want to know. That's the best deal. Wait a minute. Hey, say that again. Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? That's a good question. For you of scientific minds out there, call in and give old John the answer on that one, boys.

That's brilliant. That's right. That's deep, boys. That's deep. You're thinking about it now. That's deep water. Yeah. And every time.

And every time. And park on a driveway and drive on the parkway. Yeah. He ain't lying. He ain't lying either, boys. You think you'd park in the parkway. Yeah. But it's the other way.

You're parking a driveway and you drive on the parkway. Johnny Deas. That's George Carlin on it. Why are they a park? Why do they call them a parkment? one they're together. That's right. There you go.

Why is it called a building if it's already been built? Yeah. They ain't building. They ain't built. Yeah. It should be a built. Built it. Where you live in that built over?

Thank you. Now, this is an episode I can get behind. Other weird stuff. We can get into this, hey. This is, I like it. and compounding. This is almost as good as Seinfeld on Netflix. That's it, boys.

What else you got in there, John, J.D? I got a couple of good email. Are we, Brett. No, is there any news? Why is the alphabet in that order? Huh? Why is the alphabet in that order? I don't know.

That really we need to know about. A, B, F. I'm talking about something amazing or something good. We're having three conversations. At one time. At one time. It's all the one that matters. Okay, well, what was you talking about?

Guy one asked me, why is the alphabet in that order? There you go. Because of the song. I got it. Because of what? The song. The song. What song?

A, B, C, B, C, B, E. Otherwise, it wouldn't flow if it was A, Z, Q, P, R-S-T. Would you like me to answer your question, Godwin? What was that? What? Why do we park in the driveway and drive-in-the- driveway? There's a simple explanation from Merriam-Webster. Love it.

Why are you so close to me? So the word parkway referred to a broad road through a park. And it came out before the car. We've been using parkway and driveway before cars. See? Well, why was there a reason for a drive- Well, how come a driveway? A driveway is a private road giving access from a public way to a building.

wrong no no i mean you're right but i'm just saying it's wrong that's wrong i'll finish that that ain't right say that's the problem they made these words put the definitions and then they weren't flexible when things changed yeah and it wasn't right that sound familiar i guess so i park in my driveway some people park in a garage and sell sometimes i park in my yard before too so i'm so confused these were like you might be a redneck if you park in your your yard. You park in your yard? I park anywhere.

I want to, J.D. I'm like a silver-backed gorilla, son. What is that name? I don't know. I think silver on you, old man, your beard. Well, that's what I'm talking about, right?

You a silver-bearded redneck. That's not true. We have pieces of silver right here in front of us. Thank you. Yeah, that we got from our friends of S.D. Bowie Yon. And we're going to take a break and we'll be back. I got some good emails.

Well, good. Let's take a break. We'll be back. We're going to take a break. And we're back. And we're back. Let's get in that inbox. Hello at duck call room.com is the address.

If y'all would like to send us any questions, comments, or concerns. So if they're not nice, we're not going to read them. No, I read them all. What happened to the conspiracy theory stuff? Well, I thank you for asking that. Hey, that's a good question. Because I'm about to address that. Oh, are you?

I really was. You're going to discuss that. The first email I have pulled up, the subject line is conspiracy. But I do want to say, thank you for the emails. I read them all. There's no way I could respond to all of them, but I do read them.

And if they're funny enough, or if I want to talk about them, I bring them right here onto the Duck Call Room podcast in this segment. But we did ask for conspiracy theories. And you people are weirdos. That's all I got to say. Well, wait, me now, hold it.

You can't just make a throw on an average statement of their weirdo. We got a lot of backing it up. I can really, you got to explain. We got a lot of uncomfortable conspiracy theories, a bunch of like cuckoo conspiracy theories that I don't even know how to talk about. For instance, I'm not going to say this person's name. Here is his email or her. I don't know.

Trump's uncle at a time machine and Trump used it to go to the future. Queen Elizabeth is a lizard person. Putin saw this and ran from the queen and hasn't been back. That word for word what I'm receiving. so I don't think we can do conspiracy theories because it's that's cuckoo Well

Trump's uncle had a time machine And Trump used it to go to the future Queen Elizabeth is a lizard person Putin saw it And ran from the queen And hadn't been back Conspiracy Conspiracy

I got some questions. I'm relaxed because I thought I'm not sitting up like I normally Okay he's relaxed All right Trump's uncle Trump's uncle has a time machine No had

Oh, yeah, he lost it in the future. Had. Half. It's a DeLorean. You got to go 88 miles per hour and bump it. So he sold it. Okay, so that's out. That's why he sold it.

Trump went to the future. I don't know what happened. Then there's a period. Is that now? No, that's a period. Trump used it to go to the future, period. Well, is Queen Elizabeth the lizard right now? So Trump's not here anymore.

I don't know. I see him every day on now. Queen Elizabeth is a lizard person. I know. Is Queen Elizabeth the lizard person right now? She's up under the Denver airport. I did get a lot of explanations about the Denver airport, and that freaks me out. Putin.

And also it says putting. I'm assuming that's Putin. Just going by everything else. It could be putter. A golf putter. Saw it and ran from the queen. I don't know. But there's a bunch of conspiracy theories, and I like a good Black Panther.

It's not a conspiracy thing. That's just redneck talking. Hey. Okay. Now, but we're talking about Trump's uncle had a time machine. That's a future. Queen Elizabeth is a lizard person and Putin saw it and he ain't been back. He ain't been back.

Cordigo. I mean, I don't know. I'd like to know where he went. I just don't make sense. All right, look, I'm going to compete. He ain't got the time machine. Fine. Ready?

Here's another one. Not going to say this person's name. But they're from Pittsburgh, Texas. The same person. Same place that did the call. Pittsburgh, Texas. All right. Here's a conspiracy.

That's places, Pittsburgh, Texas. Antarctica is the hollow earth theory, and I also believe pyramids are pre-flood constructions and that they are basically a big battery. Well, I hope three's enough. Welcome to the twilight zone, boys. Or maybe at Rikaze Hollow Earth Theory, I don't even know what that is. Maybe it's Ripley's believe it or not. This person believes...

The pyramids are giant batteries. I was, like, really hoping to discuss, like, flat earth. I mean, there was, like, one of us. And if we fall off. No. If it's flat, you're going to fall off? I watched a documentary around the flat earth. It's hilarious.

Because they basically prove themselves wrong every five minutes. Well, hey, look, if it's flat, you're going to fall off if you go to that. Well, but luckily for you, the pyramids are apparently big batteries that are holding us all in. Well, I got one question. No, no, I got one question. I got thousands. Are they wired in series or parallel? Yeah.

That's going to matter how long I can ride. That's right. That makes me how long they're right. So now, if you are wondering. Are they lithium? Why haven't they talked about the conspiracy theories? Because I had to read that for three hours one day. Can we fly them on a plane?

Is it safe to fly them on a plane? What? The pyramids? Yeah, the pyramids. How are you going to fit a pyramid on a plane? You get a big plane. The pyramid is a plane. All right.

Hey, see, there you go. That's why I said in Twilight Zone. That's how they say they got here. I know. Hey, that's the theory on that. I want to know who they are alien. And they landed here on Earth. They brought batteries in.

And they made that head of the phoenix. Is that it? Sphinx. Finks, yeah. They made the head of the fink. That's what they look like. This is what it's like reading our emails. That's what these people look like.

And hanging out with Sy. What channels do you people watch? Oh, that ain't on TV. Oh, no, this ain't on TV. This is live for real. No, it ain't for real. Okay, do you know the pyramid has got cypress trees in its building? Wait, what?

No, it doesn't. You talking about the best person? I beg your pardon. Look it up and tell me that there's not cypress trees laid in between the pyramid. is when it's going up. The reason I know this is true, my daughter brought back a piece from there. She knocked out part of the pyramids?

She took a piece of the cypress tree out. Is that how you power your house? Of the pyramid? Yeah. She's going to jail. No, she ain't. Egypt jail. Hey, the, what, limitations,

Statuteal limitations run out. Now, there's all kinds of cypress trees in that pyramid in Memphis. Montezuma cypress tree. I don't know. There's a bunch of, all right. We got to get off. too before they get it built.

That's wrong. That's wrong. It's Gopherwood. Gofer wood. Build an arc of gopher wood. That's 75 foot tall. The arc is gopher wood. That's biblical.

My head hurts. Pitch it with tar. Seven of every clean animal and two of every uncle. I got a headache. It can't even split off and go anywhere. This conspiracy theory did not work out like we were playing. The funny thing to me. No, I better not say this.

All right. Go ahead. Go ahead. I was going to say these people are believe it. But then if you try to tell them about Jesus, they're like, well, that's just a surrog. Oh, that's far offence. Woo. Yeah.

You've gone overboard now. Yeah. But they believe in some microbe crawling out of some sludge and becoming a human being. Coming out of saltwater for crying out loud. For crying out loud. And then they do stuff like my friend Michaela from Grand Junction, Colorado, currently in the Army. Thank you for your service, Michaela, at Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri. but you're gross as crap because she said she likes to dip her Oreos in salsa.

Hey, she likes the girl like salsa. Oreos and salsa. It's back to, so far. Oreos are solid. Must I remind. Sauce is extra. I'll try. You just what I started this podcast with.

Is this or is it not this America? This America, you can do. Well, then, hey, she can dip her Oreos and salsa. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it and see what it tastes like. We got peanut butter. or corn on the cob. Interesting.

Mustard on watermelon. I'm out on that. And now Michaela is dipping her Oreos in salsa. Well, she likes salsa. Hey, look, is that any more far-fetched than them folks that dip

their french fries and ice cream? No, that's a way... Actually. That's a good waste of ice cream. I mean, that's just my humble opinion. Okay, okay. Like, I've dipped a French fry of frosty. I've done it. It's good.

I mean, I don't like live for it. But would you put salsa on an Oreo? Well, here's what I'm telling you. If I happen to be at a party where I've got some Oreos on my plate and I wanted some chips and salsa and some salsa, I guess on my Oreo, I ain't throwing an Oreo away. No. But I'm like, I'm running it. I'm like, yeah, let me try that. Let's try it. One time. I'm not saying I'm going to wake up Mitt, but Michaela may, you know, I don't know.

We got any other unusual dipping? Greg, we got Greg, my man Greg, is a watermelon and cantalope kind of guy, but he puts Tabasco sauce on him. He likes his watermelon and canadolope hot. He likes a little vinegar. He likes hot. But that's just, there's a lot of weird.

He likes it, he likes it, that's what I got so far, but I am enjoying the weird foods. I like my cannibaloc, please. Weird food fetishes are gone. I think we're going to literally have to have an episode where we bring in all the weird foods we're going to have to. And go taste it. And go taste it.

Corn and peanut butter. I ain't eaten. That ought to be a good. Oreos and salsa. I ain't eaten that watermelon mustard. I ain't doing that. Oh, one other one I have.

Oh, you got a no thank you portion. Oh, he got one more. Yeah, I do. No thank you. He got one more before we give the Bible version. Well, uh-oh. Wait, I just got one. I'm trying to think if there's something weird.

I liked it. That I think people would think it's weird. These people are obsessed with Mike. Kyle from Ninevehous. Indiana literally just sent this. Nineveh. He said, Nineveh.

He heard about mustard on watermelon and peanut butter and corn of the cob, but yellow mustard on corn on the cob is the way to go. Is he canned a Jonah? Yellow mustard on. Now, that would work. Is Kyle Kenner of Jonah? And then there was another email about eating a peanut butter and onion and mushroom and mustard sandwich.

That's a good waste of mushrooms. Like what? Yeah. Okay. Man. That's what I'm saying. That's the kind of stuff I read. Welcome to the variety of the world.

Richard. Richard here. Hear me out. Peanut butter and yellow mustard. Yeah. Our fans are obsessed with peanut butter and mustard, and some of them are combining it, but they're putting it all on things that don't belong.

What they got against jelly? They put it on a sandwich. They put it on a sandwich. I'm losing my voice. It's everywhere. I give up. I do, too. I do.

I don't. I mean, like, it's a weird week. What are we going to do? the folks with tonight about the Bible. I don't know. I don't know because I'm hung up on this mustard. Of course. We need to try some of them. Well, then give us a good one to go out of it.

All right, but we are, we're going to, Mr. Mann behind the computer, I'm going to need you to bring Oreo, salsa, peanut butter, corn, and watermelon and I guess yellow mustard. I'll bring the mustard from my fridge. The fans really appreciate that. All right. This week's Bible verse, I was just at that men's retreat, and this is the verse that We talk about a lot. Romans 12, too, do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Hey, Uncle Saiz got it.

That's it. That's the first part of it. That's what we kind of live our lives by. Look, if you're being a Christian, you have been transformed by the will of God, and you're going to be different. And your life's going to be different from this day forward. That's what that person says every time. bite into that watermelon with that mustard on it. Do not conform to this world.

But be transformed it by the renewing of your mind because you're going to throw up. But hey, thank you for listening. That's right. We out. We out. Until next time. Mark, we're out.