Duck Call Room - When Phil Robertson Put Miss Kay in a Headlock

Episode Date: November 23, 2021

Uncle Si tells the true story of the time Phil Robertson put Miss Kay in a headlock and lived to tell the tale. Godwin has never been this fired up, but the boys finally figured out what grinds his gears: stupidity. John-David admits he joined a lawsuit against a popular energy drink company. Oprah's Favorite Things don't hold a candle to Martin's. A fan outs Phillip McMillan as a member of a breakdancing group. And the boys settle the age-old question: Is it OK to talk with your wife while you're on the toilet? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, welcome back, folks. We are back here in the duck-call room. Here again. Say, what? Welcome back. What in the world do we have to do to get humans to act like a beaver? Because them suckers are relentless. No, no, I know, but that ain't going to happen.

They've got an ethic. Okay, hey, work ethic. It's unreal. Hey, if it's moving, they're going to stop it from. moving. If it ain't moving, they're going to start it moving. They will. Hey. The first time, hey, the first time Phil took me with him to, you know, he was draining

the water off the duck off. I just was totally amazed because, hey, he dug out all six foot deep at least and in eight foot wide or eight foot long. Now, this is probably, oh, as wide as this table, okay? a hole in the dam where they had just done. He dug it that wide, eight foot long and six foot deep. And the next morning we come up again, and it was just like he has never been there.

It totally amazed me. I said, hey, how many you think doing it? A bunch of them are just one. He said, probably one, maybe another one, maybe two. He said, but no more than two. he said what do you think i've been he said why every time i see one you see me put a bullet in his head he said these suckers hey they work my butt off keeping this water drain they're not union they ain't union that's for sure they don't yeah they don't hey it ain't

such thing over time for them but they love working graveyard oh yeah that's the problem as soon as the sun goes down that's when they're up to their best okay here they come Them suckers. I'm telling you, you know, it's a drought year, so we got pipes going wide, in theory, wide open. And if you ain't there at daylight with a shovel, you ain't got a pipe going wide open. No, no.

That's what amazes me. Okay, look, Phil's got a pump. The one he used to have was what? It pumped 36,000 gallons per minute. That's a lot of water. Yeah. Yeah. And he pumped it, you know, spent $15,000.

and didn't even get the whole, maybe half full. You know, the almighty can make it rain like the weekend and fill it completely up and it'll be overflowing. That would be awesome. So, hey. We need a front. I'm telling you, people don't realize what a unique property that water is. Okay, they really don't.

I've seen a thing the other day. I went over there to Dave to just tell him to try to teach him how to play guitar and he showed me for some guy and look, look, nothing to this. This is pretty cool. Some musician set up a microscope,

a camera, and he put about 20 dots of water under the slides and he sit there and hit a piano with different notes. Mm-hmm. Okay, for every one of them things of drops of water,

he hit a piano note, different note. And look, it was some of the most beautiful, about the size of a quarter it looked like. Okay, and it was the most beautiful, intricate pattern, and none of them was the same. Every note was different on the piano, and so every little quarter-sized drop of water, and it was blurry,

because whatever was in that water was moving. Yeah, sound waves going. through different frequencies well i'm just saying but it was the coolest thing and look and then there was also five grains of sand they'd done the same thing to they put on their microscope and it looked like some kind of critters but it was brilliant colors red yellows you know just gorgeous it's kind of like when you're fishing and you're sitting on the dock fishing you know because you ain't you ain't out in the boat you're sitting on a dock and you cut wind and you look at the and where you just cut wind, that post lets off of little waves, let you know if you was a F, a G, or whatever it was.

You ain't ever seen that? No. Where you vibrated? No. Oh, yeah. No. I've never noticed that. Guy, when I've seen that weight come off your boat when you cut wind on the front of it, sitting on the seat.

Hold on. It's like a compression wave. When you vibrate the dock. Yeah. Now that's letting off some gas, Jack. The little waves come off the post of the dock. You ain't ever done it? No.

I ain't never. I'm just not man enough to create that much vibration. Well, you raise up off of it, probably. No, you got to just sit it on the board and you watch the waves that come up off of it. I wish someone would do every instant we got, I wish somebody would do that with a drop of water and then have it where they photographed it. Yeah.

Because you're talking about some beautiful stuff. Okay. Thanks a picture to be a lot of farting next time I go fishing. And watch the edge of your boat. Sit on your seat. You ain't going to do it if you're standing up. Sit on your seat. I'm going to sleep.

I'm going to do it. Eat you some beans and go fishing and watch how many compression weights you throw off of it. That's interesting. See, that's... I'm just telling you. When we're going fishing, Jada. I don't know. I'll sell you the weights.

Most people just, it goes over there. Oh, my favorite thing, sit on a dock and then let one rip and watch that end post. Watch the waves come off of it. That's it. That's his fate. Ladies and gentlemen, Martin's favorite things is better than Oprah's. Guarantee. You can be a scene of it.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, if you got that hammer gas, you're in trouble. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I never heard of it. Man, y'all got to pay attention more to things that surround you. No, no, no. I'm serious.

Look, both people, uh-uh, it goes over there. Yeah, you got to look. I never would have thought if I'm sitting there fishing, oh, I just got gas. No, no. Oh, let me look at that end post down there. Yeah. And you don't, you know, you bobbing. I'm not aware of that of my surround.

Whoa. or talking. I'm not that aware of my surroundings. Here's what you need to do. Get in a plane. Get it 30,000 feet. No, don't rip one there. It's rude.

At, okay, right at when the sun is breaking daylight. And that's when you rip one? No, no, no. Send the sun back down. That is so cool to watch. Okay. Everything is dark. You can't see nothing.

And then the sun, daylight, daylight's coming. I've been watching the Lion King. Everything that touches the light is yours. No, no, light. Then, hey, the darkness disappears and you see. We got, now we did that. Look, at 30,000 feet, too, you see a long way. We did that on the way to Scotland, man.

Hey, I'm telling you. We flew the dark line. Oh, no. It was light on this side and dark on this side. We was chasing the sunshine. All the way to Scotland. It was pretty awesome. Hey, here's one of them scratch your head type deal.

Kind of like the first. seven minutes of the day. No, no, look, I'm in a plane. Okay, I'm going to Florida to sing for the Navy Seals with my band in, my band was going. That does make me scratch my name. Okay, look, I'm at 30,000 feet, and look, the window beside me, okay?

You know, you, there's a, you go through the cloud cover, and when you get above the cloud cover, it's clear. Mm-hmm, what? Okay, forever. Okay, but anyway, look, right under my window, that's where the clouds are. The plane ain't, it's half out and half in. You understand what I'm saying?

Yeah. Well, guess what? I always do this when I'm flying. We just hit an air. We got that 30,000 feet, and I'm saying a prayer. You know, give me safe passage to wherever I'm going. And look, when I said in Jesus' name, I looked beside my window at the white cloud bank,

and there is a circular, a perfect circular rainbow, on top of the clouds. And I said, wait a minute. I immediately thought, there's only one thing that's circular on this aircraft, and that'd be the jet engine. And I said, but that's below the cloud cover. So how is this rainbow laying horizontal on this cloud bank?

And look, and not only is it laying there, we're traveling at 600 miles an hour, and it's staying right there beside me. It's keeping up with you. Yeah, it's right there beside me. Now tell me how that happened. They say a rainbow is this thing about bending the light and all this? It was not.

You ain't going to get me ripped apart in this comment section. I don't know. How is it circular? A perfect round circular and it's rainbow. Because God promised to never flood the earth again. Well, that is his promise. Okay, I know that, but tell me about how the circular thing. I don't know how God.

I don't want him to flood the earth, but I could go for an inch and a half of rain right about now. Right, Lord, if you can, I'll be more Pacific. Here we go. This diesel is very expensive, so, hey, make it about three inches. Okay, that way they'll fill a hole up. We won't have to pump. All rain, though. That is, but hey, your will be doing not out of it.

Yeah, I don't want to flood, but I take an inch and a half. Yeah. I got it here, Jay, dude. Go ahead. Yep, I'm interested. I'm interested. I'm so confused. All rainbows are actually full circles.

The anti-solar point is the center of the circle. Viewers in aircraft can sometimes see the full circle. I just learned something by Jay-Den. Viewers on the ground can only see the light reflected by raindrops above the horizon. So that... Well, they are circular. Yep. So if you ever see a rainbow...

That's why you ain't ever found that pot of gold. there's a circle there's no end to rainbows I've been lied to my whole life just like there's no end of God's promise I agree we're taking the rainbow back people

you know how many shovels I wore out look they've been lying to me my whole life what lucky charms guys full of crap the little leprechaun yeah

you all seen lepacons say on him and stomping you lying sucker and that right there is why you cannot trust a Notre Dame fan. All right, folks. Let's take our first break.

We'll get out of here. We're going to tell you. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here.

And that's what because of our friends over at Triedales beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Triedells, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things. grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from.

But with Tritails beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritails comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill.

Look, salt, pepper, garlic. hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Triedales beef. I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat eater, folks.

Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. I've actually seen, in Germany, I've seen three of them. That's incredible. Three of them. I would have never guessed that a rainbow was a complete circle. Right behind each other.

That was beautiful. Dull rainbow. Look, I was living on a hill. Now, how cool would that have been? Double circle rainbow. That's what I'm looking at. But I'm saying the triple. Triple rainbow.

That guy. I've seen three. Look, and it was just like they were stair steps. Right here, one behind it. We're back on rainbows. A little higher. A little higher. Well, rainbows are cool.

And they were beautiful. I mean, they're, they're, they're, I get excited. I've never seen one and not like a real one, uh, and gone. Huh. If I'm, if I, you get excited when you see one. I agree. If I'm able, I take a picture generally. If I'm not driving or something, like I'll, I'll take a picture.

I send a somebody. Ben Phillips did that the other day in Texas. I just, seen one behind the building. We kept running in the stupid building. God, we, will never these skyscrapers get out of the way? I love it. picture is this rainbow. Thank you.

Yeah, who doesn't take a picture? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. They're a cool thing. And that is a promise from the Almighty day. If you believe in a good Lord and a good book, then you know why it's such a cool thing and why you're still mesmerized by it. And if you don't know what we're talking about,

pick up genesis. You ain't got to go very far. You can just start reading your Bible at the beginning and you'll learn what we're talking about with him. 10 to 20 pages. But I feel the same way about a fire. Like I can sit there and just look at a fire too. mesmerizing.

I can't imagine the first human that saw fire. That built him a fire and got it to work and said, now hold on now. Now we got something. I mean, a fire isn't incredible. How do you think the first human made fire? Or was it just?

I'm not so sure that they didn't capture it, like from a lightning storm and then figured out how to keep it going or something. It had to be Adam and Eve, right? Or lightning lit their grass and then they said, oh, wait, hold on. but if we believe the garden didn't have fire but they got kicked out of there they didn't have rain either but then once they got kicked out because when god told nor to build all the bad stuff he said i'm going to make it rain and noah said you're going to make it what lord i'll make it rain

i got to make it rain because not on that i'm going to turn to all the springs of the deep i'm going to all them babies up too yeah you're going to get it from top and oh yeah you can get it from all All directions, maybe. I'm fixed to flood this thing. Ain't no beaver going to stop that. That's right. Beaver ain't going to stop this one, buddy. Guarantee.

That's a great creature, which was a beaver. Okay. He's incredible. I'll give him that. That was on, oh, God, that was on a movie. Noah could make fire. Noah made fire. Yep.

He sacrificed burnt offerings. Uh-oh. Genesis 820. So what if, maybe, maybe. That's, that's pre-garden. Post garden. Posts, a pre-what. But I'm going to go out on a limbo.

say, God said, hey, Adam, Eve, real quick. There wasn't no trees yet. There was literally the tree of good and evil. I love it. Okay.

What if he told him, all right, here's how you make a fire real quick. And all this time, we've been trying to figure it out. No, he just went. Yeah. And then they just captured them.

They backed up. They just backed up. Yeah, I don't know. I just, I can't imagine being way back in, way back in, and getting a far going. Somebody's just,

job had to be, their only job was keep that fire. Go. Yeah, they call me the fire, man. Keep that rascal. Roll. Keep that fire. Fine, boys.

Because if I get around one, I got to have a stick to poke. I know. You'd have been pretty good at that job. I'd have signed up for it. Willie would have been the greatest keeper of the fire of all time. I love poking afar. I don't know what it is about.

Spitting in more. Oh, no, no, just sitting and watching. Yeah. It's expensive. It's cold because you just got to look at it. You don't have to be close to feeling. If you're looking at, you're warm. Yeah, watch that rascal dance.

Yeah. And the different color flames and everything. Yeah, when there once in a while, one of them, the long moves shifts because it burned out. All the sparks. Yeah, okay, boy. Yeah. Yeah, okay, boy.

I'm going to bail one tonight. Fire and rainbows. That's that, boy. You never know what you're going to get up in this room. You ain't got a clue. I'm just trying to learn. If you're on the top of my head, you're going to get back. Butterflies and rainbows.

They're there. And fire. And probably some of them leopardons. And a little bit of firework. No, they ain't going to be no far. There ain't no fire left in this. Ain't no fire boys.

That fire went out long ago. I've seen the fire. Sometimes during the break, Cy gets a little fiery. He does. Sometimes on this. And it involves water. How come we ain't got no coffee?

I don't know. I don't know. drink coffee. I'm too young to drink coffee. I'll tell you what, here in about three minutes, you can go make you a pot. I believe I will. I think he will.

I don't understand coffee. No, I'm not going to. I ain't got time for that. Yeah, coffee. Does anything earth shattering happened in the media? No, absolutely not. Are you kidding? So for the folks at home, this is when Sai,

sigh's living the absolute dream. He doesn't know what's going on in the media. Because he doesn't watch... I don't like the media to begin with. So you watch Gunsmoke and... What's all Matt? TV, Lamb. Hey, I'll tell you a funny one.

Let me read you a direct text this morning. I'm talking about Sai watching Gunsmoke. So then Sime comes here, and the only way he's going to receive news is if I read it to him off of this computer twice a week. Well, no, you're educating me. You didn't know it. I know, but I want to beat you.

I didn't know that either. So now... But I wish I didn't know the news. It's understandable why it was that. I agree. So you want to talk about side watching gun smokes. I left before daylight this morning to go work at the duck hole and put up a deer stand, all kinds of stuff.

Well, in my leaving, I woke my wonderful bride up before daylight. Before daylight. It gets daylight early now. It was too bad. No, she didn't want to. But she texted me, and she said, where's the remote? And I said, I don't know why. And she said, well, MASH is about to come on and I don't want to miss it.

So Brittany, Brittany, before daylight this morning, laying there watching MASH. Yeah. MASH. I do I like your wife. See? I do. I love that woman with our first met her. Yeah.

Okay. So she's worried about catching her morning MASH at 6 a.m. this morning in the dark, while her and the dog wake up. Morning Mash. Yeah. Ain't that something? I do I like that girl one of the first. time I met her.

I got so tickled. I said, Hawkeye. She likes a little hawkye. You need to marry that woman there, Martin. But I text her back and I said, I would suspect it's under the bed because when my alarm went off this morning, it scared the snod out of me. And I threw everything that was on the bedside table.

I was not ready for that. Apparently I was in a deep sleep on that thing. My wife does that all the time. Because I thought I was shot. I was like, oh, I'm dead. No, no. My wife does that all the time. The other night, she just screamed and jumped out of the bed.

No, I'm serious That's not good I'd start swinging if that happened No I wasn't all Hey that's Phil and Kate I didn't even wake so Phil was fighting Indian one night

And had K in the headlock Wait what Yeah Wait come on You hear that episode? No what happened? Oh yeah no Phil's fighting an Indian

Okay Like a Native American Yeah When? He's got K in the headlock Oh in his dreams In his dreams Yeah

And he doesn't put K in a headlock? Too much TV land. Now that's watching too much gun smoke and Long Ranger and... When you start with wolves or something. Like, unbelievable.

We're dealing with a human race here, boys. We ain't got no sense. None of us. Not a single one. I'm going to have to say no truer words have ever been spoken on this podcast of that line right there.

None of us got no sense. We're dealing with the human race, boys. That is. Man, that's the truth right there. Look, Gobwin, sir. Go make you some coffee. Let's take our next break. We'll be back right after this.

We go ahead. All right, Gobbin. Are you thinking finish this now? Yeah. All right. Well, we got coffee. Okay, hey, I like the sound. He does it every time.

He can't help himself. He did it right here. He's a slurper. Oh, size turn. That's so gross in people's ears. But it's so good. Is it? That's a good cup of coffee?

Wow, this is hot. It smells burnt. That's extremely hot. It is hot. It's good slurpy, though. Hold on, let me see you a cup. Hey, it's a good slurpy, boys. I don't want you to hit us with no HR violation.

No HR violation. Wait, what? He's going to do. He's right hot. He's right hot. Caution, hot. What was all that? Did that happen at McDonald's?

Yeah, I just want to make sure that nobody tries to get us. That's that boy. Caution. You got to have HR. Caution. Hey, you didn't decorate it. We didn't get that. I don't need to.

I got the $70,000 one around there. What's that? We got the $99. Oh. We can't afford that $70,000. Boy, I'm going to be climbing trees here. I didn't put but three packs. It is.

Kind of funny that that whole deal started because somebody spilled coffee in their lap and said you should have told me. $200,000 in damage in 1994. Oh, the human being ain't got no sense. Ain't got no cents. None. I mean. Whoa. Oh.

No, they got $2.7 million. Who does? That's just ridiculous. That's why we pay so much for everything, the idiots like that. I mean, who don't know that coffee ain't hot? Stella. Who don't know that? In 1994?

Stella, 1999. No, that was on purpose. And it got her, it got her $2.7. Well, I think it's something. taxes because of it. She got on that Morris Bart hotline. Well, so the reason it all happened, though, is that the coffee at that McDonald's was way too hot.

No. It was like boiling. So, coffee's hot. I can't argue with that logic. I guess that's why ice coffee is the thing. That way you can get burnt. You can get freezer burn, though. You can get a brain freeze.

That's for sure. Hey, what do you call those, by the way? Does everybody call them brain freezes? Yeah, brain freeze. Well, Si that one time called it a brain sneeze. That's true. Because when I was growing up, we called it a cold head. It's bad.

A cold head? Uh-huh. And nobody else ever called it that. Well, I mean, that's very literally what it is. It's a commercial. How Native American Potter continues the tradition. I don't watch it. I pulled up the hot coffee, man.

And whatever website this is... You're weird. I am weird. Coffee is a hot drink. Yeah. I was trying to learn why people write costume hot. But you did educate me on the rain. But here's the problem.

So you're griping about hot coffee, not griping. I don't drink coffee. But you entered a class action suit because Red Bull didn't give you wings. Hey, don't tell people that. So you got a six-pack of Red Bull all because... And what was that? Look, all it said... really? He did it.

You're an idiot. I got a letter in the mail. I know you. He was weird. That's just. I was young. No, I was like 18 and there was this thing online that said Red Bull class action lawsuit. Somebody sued them because you don't actually get wings. That's not.

It's false evidence. So Johnny D. jumped on board. So I was like, I'll put my name and address on anything. I'm an idiot who's 18 years old. And literally, literally seven or eight years later, I go home and check the mail and there was a six pack of Red Bull that I had been awarded as compensation. Did you know that it literally wouldn't give you ring? I'm pretty sure. Then why did you sign that?

I don't know. Because you're an idiot. I thought it was funny. You're a troublemaker. That's the deal. People like you making these people. Oh, Kyle. If you get in a car.

Rick, call this lawyer. I'm going to get you $100,000. Yeah, make everything I got to buy, go up because you're an idiot. That just got my butt. Hey, that just chaps his rear-in, sir. Y'all does that burn your biscuits? I just burn them off. He's never going to drink Red Bull.

I'm the reason Red Bull costs what it costs. Because at 18, I put, I did, I did it. It was. But I did it because I thought it was funny and never thought anything about it. And I'm reading it now and I'm remembering. So after anybody that bought Red Bull in a 10-year period were either entitled to $10 cash or a case of Red Bull. It's a wonder they didn't put you in that floor that's at the top of St. Francis,

you know, the top floor. That's good thing's Red Bull really gives you wings. The ones that's got bars on all the windows and doors. Yeah. For a man that don't necessarily get fired up about anything. We found it. We found God was triggered. Inflation due to lawsuits.

Taxation without representation, boys. But they, that fire's got. I've never joined another class action. Another thing, I worked at Riverwood. And these boys, they'd get a paper cut. They'd get a week off. That's just plumb embarrassing. I'm embarrassing voice.

When you get a paper cut. A paper cut? A paper cut? And a paper meal. I can't work. I'm hurt. In a paper mill. Walk around with a band-aid on pushing a broom because they can't work.

Do their job. I got a bad cut. Wait, that actually happened? Oh, all the time. All the time. Yeah. Acting like they hurt so they don't have to work. Acting like their.

Well, I never did that. I didn't. I didn't get much for them coming. of people. You ain't got much for me either because at 18, I, I signed up to get free Red Bull. I didn't realize the implications of my actions would cause Red Bull's prices to inflate, therefore just really ticking John God went off in the year 2021. That's crazy.

I wish I wouldn't have. It's just the thought behind. With the logic of that, you now work at a tap-and-shod. Oh, there ain't no logic. If I go and buy some minors and I don't. catch nothing. They're guaranteed. Can I bring them back? Here's real. Can I bring them back? I'm bringing them back. Well, the guarantee is on the, we have

the guarantee on the side. They're guaranteed to catch fish or, or die trying. They're going to die trying. They're committed. But if they don't catch the fish, can I bring them back? No, they died. My fault they died, you should have had better manners. People do say that. And I'm like, I don't know to tell you. Yeah, I'm fixing. Yeah. That's the same people that buy 300 shiners and put them in a two-liter coat bottle. You're opening at 6 a.m.

I'll be there. I won't. With my Minter bucket. Thank you. Y'all been bringing them back. Returning them. Oh, you're bringing Minas back? Yeah.

Well, I got to get them first. I'll sell you a Red Bull, too. I don't want no Red Bull. Well, it doesn't give you wings. I know that. Any logical person would know that. Any person was logical. I did it because I thought it was funny.

I made a mistake. Any person with any sense would know that. I feel like I need to personally apologize to you for getting that free pack of Red Bull. I don't care if you got to, but anybody that actually think they get wings from drinking Red Bull. I don't know about that. I am, that is a sad state of the world, though. I mean, it's a joke. They make a joke.

Come out. And they literally, it cost them, and I'm part of the reason, it costs Red Bull $13 million because somebody thought, hmm. And now if you look at the bottom of their, gives you wings commercials, it says does not actually give wings, which is hysterical. The fine print. And I mean, let's be honest, a commercial on the duck call room right now

is worth $13 million, so they're getting their money's worth right now. Red Bull is. Maybe they'll send you some. Yeah. Red Bull, if you're listening. Oh, my goodness. I don't drink that. And still, thanks.

If he drinks enough of it. I ain't ever seen Guy want to get that fired up about not nothing in my life. I'm surprised. That's fantastic. I didn't know he had it in him. I'm just going to be honest. We finally found God was. So stupidity ain't your bag.

Stupidity that causes inflation. Bad side. Stupidity ain't your bag. And neither are high insurance rates because of car wrecked. That's right. For ambulance chasers. Yeah. He's out on that bag.

Oh, two things I can completely agree with. I know a person that had a person run into the backup, and they got sued because the person ran into the backup. They got sued. And thank goodness for whatever insurance they had, they said they hired a stuntman from Hollywood. and what?

Yeah and got the stuntman said there is star foam in that bumper we need to take the bumper off of the sad vehicle and expect that star foam

that's inside there because it it don't crush until nine miles an hour at seven miles an hour I mean still in tight yeah

where you get, there's one of them that you get, uh, with flash? Yeah, muscle damage or whatever. And one of them you don't? And one of them you don't. We need to see where that thing crashed, see if that styrofoam.

That star foam ain't crashed, you ain't got muscle damage. And they did. And got it. And yeah. That's what's up. I know a guy one time. I think that insurance company is awesome. I know a guy one time.

There was a guy that's one time. We didn't take it. There was a guy that one time. I ran into my truck and then blamed it on me. I got sued. That was the same thing. Oh, that was Godwin. Hey, I got sued one time.

Well, you parked it right behind me. It wasn't there when I pulled up. That's true. Oh, I love it. I got sued by a guy that couldn't merge and just stopped on the interstate and I ran into him. Then he looked at me. He drove off. Then he came back.

He was like, I don't know what to do. I don't have a driver's license. I'm like, well, I appreciate you. you being out on the road stopping, buddy. Then it was my fault. And then like six months later, I got sued. That's right. And my insurance company called me and I said, well, he didn't have a driver's license.

They said, oh, really? I said, yep. I go, don't worry about it. We'll take care of this one pretty easy. But he tried to sue me. Quit suing people. That's what, that's the deal. That's what's wrong with America.

Especially in Louisiana. I ain't even going to touch the lawsuits this company's been hit with. Oh, Lord. Frivolous would be a kind term. Oh, yeah. The one's duck commander? Just to get it. Oh.

To get nothing, really. All right, let's take another break. You can't get nothing. I'm just so happy to know what lights a goblin's fire. I need to get up and run around the building for about 15 times and settle down. You drink a red bull and you'll do it faster. It gives you wings. That's right.

I got coffee. All right. We'll be back. All right. We're back. Look, we're going to go ahead and jump into that hello at duckcallroom. com inbox. Hello.

How are you? Johnny Deacin, you're basically the secretary of this crew. What we got in there? In the hello at duck call room. Dot call inbox. This is a good question because we use a word often. Uh-oh. And people got questions about it.

David from Selma, Alabama. My middle name. Mine, that's not my middle name. Selma. The town right on Highway 80. Just keep rolling. Selma, Alabama. From my.

Time watching the duck call room, I piece together that a rig is a truck or a car. That's not true. But then I heard a boat being referred to as a rig also true. So if you had to give a dictionary definition to the word rig, how would you define a rig as used in the duck call room? Sir? Rig. Oh, well. Oh, well.

That ain't what you call a rig. Oh, well, rig. Well, yeah, but that ain't what you call a rig. Well, hey, I gave him my definition. You say getting a rig and let's go. Do you ever use the term rig? Yeah, he does. Yeah.

All the time. I think a rig can be anything used for transporting anything. That's exactly. If it gets you from point A to point B without your own power, that's a rig. That's a rig. See, because I got a buddy who's like, hey, hand me that rig. He was talking about a fork, which transports food. So a fork can be a rig.

That's a eating rig. See? Tubbleware rig. up to my fishing rig. Yeah. Rig. Boat. Jump in a rig.

Let's go. A rig can be anything that moves stuff. Yeah. I go with that. A rig's pretty much anything you want it to be. You're only limited by your imagination. Give me that right and rig. That's a definition.

It's anything you want to be, boys. That's you drinking rig. This is my coffee holding rig. That's a rig. That's a cup. Cup is a rig. Anything that performs a tab. This is my talking in T-Rig.

This is my T-rig here, boy. This is my listening rig. All right. We got anything can be a rig, David. So I hope that's clear. You know what happens when you put a string on this and you pull it? It's called a jerk rig. There you go.

There you go. Your gun can be a rig? Yeah, hammer that rig. Anything can be it. Okay. All right, I got another picture. I'm sure we cleared that up for you. Put that thing up.

If we say rig, it's context clues are going to help a lot. This is from Harrison of Hartsville, South Carolina. Mackay shot a first deer, and it's a nice one. Oh, that's what sucks. And I'm more jealous of the hair on my man than I am of the deer's antlers. That's what I suck. Because that is a solid haircut. I always wanted curly hair.

Them dairy horns are a pile matted a little bit. I feel like this is a good time as a PSA. to people taking deer pictures. Stick the tongue back in its mouth? Either put their tongue up or cut it off. Nobody wants to see that poor deer's tongue hanging out of his mouth. Oh, but Mackay, this is... No, he's fired up.

No, I know, but that's why I'm saying. Look that smile and that curly hair. This can be used as a coaching point right here. Great first deer. I couldn't be more fired up for you. That is fantastic. Mine wouldn't that big? Heck, no, mine didn't even break the skin.

So they was just little bumps on top So I mean like no I'm not just going forward Let's get rid of the tongue Either tuck them in, cut them off I'll cut them up. All right, PSA. Just a PSA for people. All right and then here's a fun one.

So. That tongue's just bolder. Uncle Sire, you're aware that you are a legend, correct? A living one. A living legend. I'm a living legend. And there's stories. I'm learning stuff, boys.

And there's all sorts of stuff all about you all over this great country of all this way. So I kind of been like Bigfoot. He'd been seen every boy. Oh, yeah. So everybody's cousins hunting with him. He died for him. Daniel writes in. Daniel, boom? I don't know his last year. No, his grandpa.

Right down. But he is building a Kentucky style muzzleloader. That's what Daniel's doing. Making a homemade gun. A flint lock. And so he bought this leather bag. Yep. Oh, yeah. You got to have something to carry your gear. He brought it from an antique store. You're reading.

Right, you're shooting rig bag. It's a shooting rig bag. And he was told by the guy that sold it to him that it used to belong to Uncle Cy Robertson. Awesome. Did that belong to you? Now, I had some bag that looked kind of like that. So I don't know.

The gentleman said he bought it. Hey, it may have been. Did you ever sell a bag like that? No. No. He lost it. Yeah, Cy ain't ever sold. He said he bought it off a few years ago before the TV show.

No. When he come down here hunting. But could that have been yours? It could have been. I had a bag like that before. It could have been. Once upon a time, I used to shoot. But I smell a class action suit.

Back when they was. He said, he told. Here we go. Uh-oh. He's trying to get that free money. He's not going to get a guy on involved in this. Every leather bag ever sold, Sae deserves $3.

And all that, it's not going to cost nothing. It costs somebody something. It costs something, boys. Hey. It's just spreading it out amongst. No, we'll get the taxes from the rich. Except for the... We're going to get the taxes from the rig, boys.

Hey. All right. What else you got there? I'm sorry. We just went down there. What else you got, Sean? I'm doing all the ones that just made me go, huh. I like it.

And Philip McMillan's not in here today. That's fine. But this is from Joe, from Washington, Louisiana. Washington, Louisiana. I didn't even know there was a Washington. It doesn't even know. around New Orleans. And so he says he works with a guy who said he was in a breakdancing group with McMillan.

Now, I could totally believe that. Wait a minute now. Hold it. Hold it. I got a lot of questions. Oh, hey, look, on Mac's behalf since he ain't here. I'm going to text him. Mac can break, he can break that.

That's what I'm saying. I totally believe that. Yeah, okay. That I put that down. I put that down. He said they would perform at skating rinks. Yeah. And even performed at...

Yep. Yep. I don't even need to hear no more. Nope. Hey, that's true. I'm giving that a 98% likelihood of being the truth. And they even performed at the Miss Louisiana pageant. Yeah.

I mean, Phillip ain't ever been scared to get on stage. No, no. The boy can. Hey, I'm saying, the boy's got some good moves. Does he? Oh, what you do that? I mean, I can see him. Yeah.

I can see him at a skating rink. with like not buttoned enough buttons on a shirt just going in circle. He's actually got some really cool moves. I'll just tell you that. You're impressed by it. No, no. Oh, no.

Hey, he can get down. No, I'm saying that is a high likelihood of being the truth. Yeah, that's true story. Well, look, let's take a break. You can check it off the box. It's true. Okay, load on. All right.

Philip McMillan. Alert. Texted back and said, yeah, tell him I said, what up grip? True story I told you I didn't even have to wait for Philip to confirm it I know enough about Philip

I'll tell you I've watched him get out before the boy goes everywhere I go Yeah they nailed it when they said skating rights Oh yeah yeah And when he'd come up I said oh yeah 100% true Philip confirms That's fantastic

And now we have a total segment when Philip's back From his break dancing Roller skating day That's fantastic. All right, let's take a break. We'll be back. For a fat man, he moves good.

We're going to get back in that mail bag right after this. All right, we're back. Johnny D. Hey. What's still in that mail bag, son? I love it. I love fan mail. That's fantastic.

Famail is the best. Sorry, I've been looking at my Bible verse that I want to have. We got a size fired up. He turned his hat around. He got to thinking about. He's been to go back. He got to thinking about Philip break dancing. He said, watch his.

All right. Hold my tea and watch this. this one, Reagan and Caroline, Reagan and Caroline, they email in a lot. And I think it's just Caroline throwing Reagan's name in there.

And they send like riddles. She loves. Rittles. I love a riddle. What's the riddle you got? Well, that one's got curse words in it. I'm just kidding. No, it doesn't.

Hey, shame on you. But, well, there's something about going forwards and backwards. What's heavy forwards and not backwards? What's heavy forwards? What's heavy forwards? and not backwards.

What's heavy forwards and not back? My belly. His belly. John G. says my belly. That's not the right answer. I'm going to let you sit on it for a while. And she also said Pioneer Woman's lasagna is the best, which that'll get a response

for me. They also feel like I read all these emails on the toilet, which wasn't true. I was at work. But she's curious as what role being on the toilet. plays in our marriages. It's a very strange way to word the question. Is it comfortable to talk between you and your wife while one of you are on the toilet or do you keep that part of your life secret from each other?

And that's a good question, I think, because I leave the door open. And I'll talk to Allison the whole time I'm on the toilet. But Allison closes the door and locks it. Well, a woman's in there for like 0.7 seconds. Yeah. I got to go in there and think about something. I shut the door and I'd lock it sometimes. But do you, would you talk?

Like, oh, I'd talk to her. But the reason I lock the door is because she'll come in there and put everything I'm using up. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Using a little. What all are you using? That's when I take a shower, you know, and I got my towel and my soap. Oh, so you.

Oh, you're talking about going. Shampoo. Yeah. So, you don't matter. Sometimes I shut the door. It don't matter to me. I'll tell you right now, I shut the door not because I'm private or anything like that. If I don't, my 50-pound lab is going to come in there and be a foot heater.

Why does your dog come in there while you were leaving yourself and sit on your feet? My dog's not allowed in our bathroom. I don't, do, does yours do that? The dog come in there? As soon as you get in there, here come the dog. Yeah. And it's like when they do it, they turn around and look at you. It's like they want to be seen.

And then they want to make sure that they're protecting you. Why aren't you sitting by me? Yeah. It's like you're like you're vulnerable right now. I'm coming to protect you. So what's the question of? Are you comfortable talking to your wife while you're on the toilet? Absolutely.

I murdered. Yeah. Or do you keep the like, because Allison will not like if I'm like, hey, it's like, no. I didn't want to talk to her. Oh, yeah. She don't want to talk while she's in there. Me, I'll carry on a full conversation next to anybody. Y'all can come to my house and I'll leave the door cracks.

Yeah, that's fine. and I'll just shout out. Like if we're in the middle of a conversation. I spent way too much time in a locker room for this to not be okay. What about you, Sye? So what was the... You went to Vietnam. I ain't got a little...

Sye talks to himself the whole time. He's using the back. Oh, hey. Oh. Ha! Okay, boys. Sire's got seven people in there with as many boys as he refers to. Hey, boys.

Oh, whoa. Ha! Goodness. Good night. And then you hear a little... That's why I started laughing when you ask the question. Because you're just talking... Hey, you don't think.

And they only need. It's hilarious to me. Okay. Over there in the waters. That's a great question. When Sy goes to the bathroom, it's like Al Michael's calling a football guy. Oh, hey, okay, boys. You get a full play-by-play.

I just always take me back to Denver Airport. Yeah, when we got the lights turned off. Everybody in there, I mean, the whole crew had to go to the restroom. And everybody that come in and roll. Whoa, good grief. Okay, boys. Yeah. And then Willie finished first and locked us all in the dark.

Well, people in there immediately. Stop what they were doing and left, okay? Because that's a good grief. These people are nuts. That's funny. That's where you said all that weird stuff happens. Yes, I happened there. And then Willie turned the light thought, look.

I know what I was out. You couldn't see nothing. Black dark. Oh, black. That was a good time to have a cell phone. Oh, hey. I was just going to stand there. Because I'm afraid.

Because he ain't got a cell phone. No, no. I'm afraid I'm going to get killed. If I move If I don't move I won't pee on nobody I don't pee on nobody. No, hey, I ain't moving, boy.

You're all wild. All right, next question. Adam from Kansas. What is everybody's favorite worship song? Adam from Kansas. Light the fire. That is a good one.

That's a good, because I'm a worship song kind of felt. I like them songs where the men and the women have different parts. That's my favorite. God would on that old school bag.

I don't know the name of it, but Missy's a melody, if you will. Missy sings it. All right. Okay. And one of the, one of the phrases in it is, you know, God told the waves you can only go this far. Yeah.

Oceans? Yeah, told the oceans. You can only go this far. Yeah. Yeah. It's oceans. Yeah, that's the name of the song is ocean. That's a jam.

Yeah, that's a good one. No, no, but one time, I would love for Misty just to forget about. being correct in the key and all this and just let her rip. A home girl can sing. Okay, I'll say it. And she does it in the right thing. Yeah, but she don't ever. So the problem is you do just let it rip.

So somebody's got to be on key. Well, no, no, no. I wish she would let it rip one time because Jason's always talking about it. Every once why she'll be at the house and just turns it loose. And he said, you've literally got to put something over your ears or she's going to blow you. So size on oceans, Galvin, what was you at? Light the fire. Okay.

Light the fire. There's a song that came out last week called. Nam of God's another good one. Solid. What's the one about one, okay? I'm sorry about that. No, you go. Hey, do not try to stop the Holy Spirit.

You tell us what you like to say. It's the one. When he's talking about, okay. He drew his first breath. Jesus when he began to breathe. All hell king Jesus. I don't know the name. Yeah, I like that.

That's a jam. That's a like that. You're solid on name that too. It's like your granddaddy wrote a song book. That might have happened to. Songs of play and praise. Just saying it, I've got chill marks all over my body. That's probably all hell king Jesus.

What's that one? I enjoy that one. And Missy sings that one. Oh, that's our God is an awesome guy. Yeah. That's pretty good. I like it is well with my soul. I like that.

That's a good one. They sing that one at my Papa's funeral side. Every time I do that, I always remember Dane and Big Boy. Yeah. That's a James. And that's what they sang at his funeral. Oh, it's going to be at mine, too. Oh, yeah.

I love it. Yeah. So new song, though. that's the power by Hill Song. If you haven't, it came out, I got a friend that's a worship pastor, he texted it to me one morning, he said, bro, it's a jam.

And I said, yeah, it is a jam. I listened to it. I was like, it is a jam. There's a bunch of things. That's the power. That's the power. I've got the power. Oh, it's good.

But, yeah, I like all worship music, though. You get me going. Yeah. You get me going with songs. I can't sing. I can't play an instrument. can't do nothing. No, but I can roll them windows up and let her rip.

But I know the words. I can't totally. All right, last one. All right, last one. This one's no fun, honestly. This one's not going to be fun, but I feel the need to give a prayer request that somebody said, and you know what? This guy's having fun because he's in heaven now.

A pastor named Roger out of Vero Beach, Florida, Freedom Church. They actually had Phil come speak, suddenly passed away. His buddy Joey. emailed in and just asked us to pray for him and give a shout out. And, you know, Roger, I don't know this guy's church. I don't know much about him. There's a picture of him and Phil together. Here's a picture of him preaching.

But he's had an impact on this man's life, and it's because he chose to, you know, be a pastor. That's awesome. And be a preacher. And that's not an easy job. And he organized a bunch of cool stuff, according to Joey. And here's a picture of him and, feel real quick if I can get this computer to work right.

But man, that's sad and we're going to definitely pray for the church that this man's gone on to be with the Lord, but this man right here wouldn't come back and hang out with us if he could. I would just say he's going to achieve what we all are looking forward to. And we weren't here on earth probably ready for it, but I promise you he's excited right now. Yeah. He's down there saying, y'all get up here. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Y'all come on now. I'll pray for his family. Yeah. Yeah. I'll pray for his family. He doesn't need it.

Yeah, he don't need it. He's there. He's there. He's there, okay? Yeah, because that's tough for a church to go through. But what a great example and something to look forward to of seeing Pastor Raj one day again. I'm going to say, hey, too. I never even met to guy, but one day I'll get to say, hey, I read about you on a podcast.

That's right, man. We talked about you. You must have been one up. Well, send us out of here. a Bible verse. All right. Well, we started with rainbows. Let's end with rainbows. Genesis 9, right after the flood. And God said, this

is the sign of the covenant I'm making between me and you and every living creature with you, a covenant for generations to come. I've set my rainbow in the clouds and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and earth. Dot, dot, dot. And I'm going to skip down to 16.

Whenever the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and all living creatures so of every kind on the earth. So God said to Noah, this is the sign of the covenant. I have established between me and all the life on earth. So when you see a rainbow, remember, it's God's promise not to ever flood the earth again,

which I'm fired up about because I live here. And he made an even better covenant. One day he's coming back. And he's taking us with him to go see old Pastor Raj up there one day. I'll get fired up about some Genesis. And the rainbow. So thank you, Lord, for that. I can dig it.

All right. We'll see y'all next time. Okay, bye. Bye. I will be worried it. Bye.