Duck Call Room - When Si & Jase Robertson Almost Got Into a Fistfight

Episode Date: October 26, 2021

Si has some explaining to do! Jay Stone unveils the hilarious video evidence of Si's recent goof-up in the deer stand. Martin and Stone reminisce about watching wrestling when they were kids, and they all get into what their finishing moves would be if they wrestled. John-David is making progress in Stone’s House of Pain. The boys agree that Phil loves making little kids and grown men cry. John-David reveals Si’s secret generosity, and the guys tell the story of a fistfight that nearly broke out between Jase and Si. Duck Call Room episode 80 is sponsored by: https://joincrowdhealth.com/fit — Get 1 month FREE + an Apple Watch with promo code DUCK! https://mvmt.com/duck — Get 15% OFF today plus FREE shipping and FREE returns! https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boy, I used to love watching me some wrestling when I was growing up. When I was at junior high, my favorite was J.Y.D. The Junkyard Dog. The Junkyard Dog. He had thump rode across his tights. Hey, ain't nothing to be watching the junkyard dog, boys. Amen. I had the old.

I remember when TV trays were still a thing? I had the old TV tray that had like, who was on that thing? the Ultimate Warrior. Oh, yeah. The big boss man. Big boss man. I can't remember who all was on that thing, but it was fantastic. I sit there in front of TV with my food on my TV tray.

Ain't no wonder I shopping in a Husky section. Oh, no. I remember coming in on leave and talking to Phil, Jace, Willie, and they was into wrestling big time. Oh, they was into it. Oh, yeah. And then I told them, I said, y'all watch that fake junk. and they jumped up, you're talking about four, you're talking about fake?

I said, Jason got in my face. He was y'all dumb. And I said, Jason, I'll tell you what to do. I said, let's go. How old was Jason at this time? He was a teenager. But anyway, I said, Jason, I said, here's the deal.

I said, I watch this wrestling there once in a while too. I said, but let me just tell you the deal. I said, if I get up on the third rope and a ring and you're on the mat, and I bail off and I land with my knee in your chest. I said, you're going one to two places. I said, you're not going to get up and win the match with me. I said, you're fixing to go in the ground because I killed you.

Or you're going to the hospital and you're going to need surgery. Spoiler alert for all your listeners at home. I think wrestling is real. There's some acting involved. Si just too. No, no, no. Hey, now, don't get me wrong. They are the greatest stuntman in the world.

Oh, yeah. Well, that's the way you got to look at wrestling. You don't look at it as wrestling. You look at it like a form of entertainment. It's a male soap opera. And they are entertainers. They are, okay, because I just said, okay. They're the greatest stuntman in the world.

Some of those old interviews from back in the day of the four horsemen, old Rick Flair, and then you got old the American junk. dream dusty rose talking about hard times baby you're sounding like big old now let's use this former coach you people listen if you've never if you've never seen dusty rose talking about hard times do yourself a huge favor get on YouTube and type in dusty roads hard times dusty roads I've never seen that do yourself a favor son Stall named his favorite deer after him. I sure didn't.

Dusty Bottom, by the way, I'm going after him Saturday morning. Oh, yeah. Saturday morning. Dusty bottom. I have seen this. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Well, him and Rick Flair are going back and forth

or is some of the best entertainment you'll ever see. Oh, man. Well, speaking of entertainment, you're telling us before we got started about some entertainment. What happened on your last region? Look, I was with dogs of war in Spring Hill, Tennessee. What's that? That's fair.

We were having a event to raise money to help them. And the entertainment was three young ladies from Mississippi, Soul Sisters. And they sang two songs, the National Anthem, and I'll gladly stand up next to you by Lee Greenwood. Okay. Proud to be in America. Yeah, proud of you looking for that song. Isn't it, God bless the USA?

Yeah. I don't know what the title is. All I remember, that's one of the line, is he'll gladly stand up next. I'm a look. I actually don't know the name of the song. Well, I don't either. Okay, but look, they sang them two songs and I told them.

I said, hey, y'all got it going on. I said, because right now a barber could take his clippers and actually shave the goose bumps off of my body and get a bushel basket full. What just happened? Now, that would be sold in the weird parts of eBay. Well, no, no. They're called Chapel Heart. I'm serious.

If you get a chance there in Dallas this weekend. yeah coming up so if you get a chance to hear them go see them because they are wonderful i do not know where in dallas but they're in dallas what's their names chapel hart chapel heart they're from mississippi and they're three ladies from mississippi and hey they can sing that's good and i got a wikipedia i hope they have numbers i hope they have about number you know 10 number one hits i really do because they they deserve it they got it going on Well, that's good. Hey, somebody that can sing, that's a, that's a talent.

Oh, it is. That's a real talent. And all three of them are talented. That's good. They're a country trio. Is that what they are? Yeah, I found their website and everything. Hey, one of the songs is you can have him, Jolene.

And they've got a video that goes with it. So Dolly beg Jolene not to take him. Yeah, yeah. And they say, hey, you can have him. We don't want him anymore. So he's actually pretty cool. But they. Them garrows can really sing that.

That's good. And they are on stage entertainers. So they made it worth the trip. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did you sing anything with them? No.

Please, no. I let the professional do that. You are a professional. You're a platinum recording artist. Well, hey, look. No, that's funny. That is funny. It is funny.

And it's true. No, no, because they was asking about, well, what you got on your resume? And I said, oh, hey, I ain't. I ain't, y'all, I'm not no singer. I ain't got nothing. My first album went platinum. Yeah, I didn't. You know, Marsha and Bridget said, yeah, no, he ain't got no resume.

He's got a platinum record. And guess where's it at? And they all said, well, where's it at? And I said, it's laying on the floor collecting dust back in a closet. Yeah, just to be clear, he did not sing on that platinum record. He taught, which is what he's good at. I sung. I sung.

On the Christmas album? Yeah, I sang. I sang two or three songs on that, son. Okay. I was the Grinch. Oh, that's right. I remember the Grinch. That's it.

I ain't quite as good as me and my smoking hot honey. Well, no, no. Hey, look, the lady in Tennessee, that's her favorite song. Well, it? Me and my smoking hot honey? Smoking hot honey with Brooks, Keeks Brooks. That's by the plant. That's your song.

You want to sing us out to our first break? Nope. Nope. I'm so confused. Well, let's take it. take our first break. We'll take our confusion.

It is, it's God bless the USA. God bless the US. The title. But everybody knows what you're talking

about. I know proud to be in America. Stan, he said, he said that song, you know, stand up next to you.

Well, right. He picked like the most obscure line in the whole thing. God bless the USA. And everybody, and everybody knew what he was talking about what he said.

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uh-oh. What would be your finishing move? You know, it's funny, on the last episode, we talked about our walkout song. Yep. And I was the only one with a good one. My finishing move. Whoa. I told it.

God I wouldn't have a good one? I mean, the original, though. People walked out to Thunderstar. Oh, Si. Si was a original. Si was I of the Tiger. No, one. No.

I like every, ever rode has a storm. Every rose. Just like. I had another one, but I couldn't remember the name of it. Anyways. Oh. going out to a blaze of glory that's what it was

I just remember Is that just part of the song Is that the name of it? No Hey that would be something good to come out in the rain That's a decent one I'm fixing to take you out

But he just copied my bag of I'm gonna take you out And go out And go out to blaze of glory When I do it Yeah but you just inferred That you're gonna be Going out

Thank you I'm gonna take him out In a blaze of glory So your finishing move Would be called like The Fireball Yeah I would do like

Blame thrower. Yeah, I'm going to blow you up, dude. I would do it like... What would your name, but... And the math. That's easy. Sye's name? Yeah.

What's his name? It's got to start with psychotic, right? Psychosy. Well, that ain't bad. Psychosy. I think you should go as the Black Panther. There you go. That was taken by a superhero.

Then I'd have to walk out and have they have claws. There you go. First thing I do is I draw blood. And we could go get that panther back from the zoo. That would be one. I was go out. There's just to be a streak right down his chest, just blood. Well, there used to be a wrestling family called the Von Erick's.

They were famous for the claw. Remember that morning? No, I don't, that must have been before my time. It was some kind of claw move. They'd just put their hand on their face like this. And just claw it down. Then I. Somehow another, that would knock them out.

They just finally, baby. The iron claw. They were just finally making it down a little bit. Carrie Vine Eric was the most famous of the Vine Eric. They sound like that advantage. You watched a lot of. Oh, I watched a lot of Rasso. My finishing move would be like a cannonball from the top rope.

And you scream cannonball. Is that your name? Like you're doing a poo. Like you're doing a poo. Cannonball. Cannonball from the top rope. Well, you would have to be able to climb to the top rope to pull that off. I can climb.

You know what, Si, I'm going to go on record as saying, I'm proud of Johnny Deeb. What is he done that make you that proud? Well, yesterday. Oh, it hurts still. My abs hurt today. He came to the House of Pain and he finished two, three-minute rounds, strong. I'll hurt you, Sa. In other words, it's actually doing you good.

Oh, yeah, I was wearing body armor and I was holding the mitts. and he finished that last round strong. So his gas tank is about 10 gallons heavier than it used to be. Okay. And I'm about 20 pounds lighter than I used to. I've lost 20 since, well, good work. Good work.

Si, check that flanks. Don't. No, the flank's still there. That flank's tank. That flaky. I'd still, don't touch me. Don't touch me, old man.

He's taught me. out of punch. Yeah. Yeah, you still soft, you got a long way to go. I got a long way to go. But I'm down to two,

I'm below my driver's license weight. Which is, I think incredible. I feel confident that he has made a permanent lifestyle. Okay, he has committed. I like it, though.

He is committed to it. He's done what you have to do to get yourself in the shape. You've got to trick your mind into thinking that. exercise is fun. Yeah. I think you can. In other way, you gotta tell you to have a big ball face line and then go ahead and go with it.

No, if you do the right exercise, though, it is fun. That's right. Like if I was just supposed to go run every day, I'd have quit and just got a box of twinkies and. Yep.

Well, because that's where I was at. Okay. I tried it. Because running's not fun. I really wasn't committed. Running is fun when you chase in your wife. That's what I do.

Well, hey, and I'm good into that. She runs like a. Back when I was young, I remember the old day. Well, look, when we go running. It's been 20 years ago, but he'll.

Well, she goes running. She runs like a deer. Graceful, no problem. And I look like a cow going to the feed trough. So she's always ahead of me. But the whole time, I'm just trying to catch her. Trying to keep up. I'm just trying to catch it.

Yeah, I don't do running. And to me, that's fun. I enjoy that. Because one day I'm going to beat her. It's going to take me a minute. Hey, one man's trash. There's another man's trash. I guarantee you.

I bought Allison's a piece. pink boxing gloves and she'll show up like once a week and and you know oh you need to get them kids on that boxing card carter wants to but he i he's lightweight oh crazy legs yeah he's you're talking about that crazy he's got he's got his daughter sage and the jit-su yeah she's just turned seven no no look and and they got a little deal that they kind of pump hands to you know to start the match way is I'm talking as soon as she does this

to the guy of the killed and it's the boy she's on him she's on him and doesn't pinning yeah sage

she's very aggressive oh no she's been that way her whole life oh no no it's hilarious to watch and look and she loves it

you know she making up her all them times papal Phil scared her oh yeah oh he he scarred her

for about three years she was a baby No, no. She just, when I walked in room, she just starts crying. Well, let me say why. Because we were sitting in the pew in front of Phil and Kay. She was in her mama's lap. She was about two.

Phil taps her on her shoulder. She turns around. And Phil goes, what are you doing, little girl? And she busted out, I mean, got this far from her face. She busted out bawling, and she scared of men with beards for three years. Oh, absolutely. used to walk up to her. She'd just start walking her other way.

I go, no, no, no. No, no. No. Phil did that to me, but I was 18. Yeah. I was scarred. Do you start bawling to him? Owens?

Yes, I did. Phil's scary. He loves making them a little kids cry. I don't know what it is. And grown men. And grown men. All things in between. He's a hard man.

Stone breaking all the molds were raising girls. So that's pretty cool. He got one. that's arguably a better hunter than 50% of the grown men out there. Because she's calm. She's way better than, she's patient, she's calm. And now you got one that'll choke you out. Yeah.

So you come around that stalling household. If you make it past a rifle, you're liable to get choked out. No, no, no. He's got one that is very, very proficient with guns. Yeah, she is. Okay. And when I say very proficient, she don't miss, okay?

Side, do you miss? Yes, I missed. I missed one the other day. Oh, did you? Yeah. And I find out he's been showing the world that I miss. Okay? I'll come back home and find out.

He laughed at me when he was in the sand. That was bad enough. Can we see size shot on the deal? Have you sent it to me? I can find the whole world to see it, okay? I think I've seen it. Hey, when you're with these clowns, you've got to have thick skin. That's right.

Here's the deer. Not the deer, because it's alive and well. It wasn't even frightened. That deer still got that thousand miles staring at us. No, no, it didn't. It didn't even notice it was so far away. It's what happened. I wasn't even thinking when I yanked that trigger.

You don't say. All right, folks at home, we are going to show you how not to shoot a deer. Yeah. Look, everybody makes mistakes. so it's best to laugh at all. The good news is it was a big dog. Hey, anybody that tells you that they have never missed? Oh, ball-faced liar.

Let me tell you something this year. September 4th, Wyoming, about 7.30 in the morning. Swing and a miss with my top pin. So look, I preach to the choir here. Yeah. I mean, that beer's 18 yards and I shot him for like 11, I guess. I don't know. I didn't even come under.

I didn't touch him. I missed about six deer before. before I ever shot one. Yeah, but that's because you jittery. Hey, you get shook up. You don't have any bullfrogs missed? None. Has she really never missed?

It's coming. It'd come one day. It better be about 7,800 yards be safe. Well, it'll come one day whenever, because you get relaxed in it, and then you get lazy, and all of a sudden you ain't paying attention. Well, you miss the stage.

He trained her, okay, he trained her, okay, and like, I need to train her. I did not do what he trained her to do. We fix to go to range. This is my family. Only your finger is supposed to move. So let's tie it on this segment, deer hunting with elders. There you go.

So here's my favorite part. This is a video of a video. A video, yeah. Are you ready, sir? I took a video of the video. Here we go. Here we go. I already had this in sausage.

Boom! Oh! That was eight foot over and. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're confused. Hey, no. You got to look at the positive. You were perfect left and right. That's right.

Left and right was good. But you needed two more of her stacked on top of each other. Oh, no. Hey, no. Look at that. Hey, she'd have had to bend the way out when that officer asked me, how did they get that Duke knife engines across the pond? It's 25 of them were standing on one of them's shoulder.

You could have stacked another 10 on that deer. shoulder and I'd have missed them. My favorite part of this video, he might be able to hear the audio whenever we put it in the podcast. But Cy goes, are you on him? Stone doesn't even get the S of yes out.

Boom. There's audio. I want to play the audio. Well, hey, there's no doubt. Listen how quick size shoots when he's ass. You on her? Yeah.

Boom. And there was he say. Did I shoot over that deer? Are you guys when he shot over it? Yeah. And then I said you shot way over it. Yeah. That be what you call a hell Mary.

That's a... You're going like James Winston now. Oh, no. Hey. That was what you called, like you said. That's a hell Mary. Now, that deer is never going to die. I'm surprised the deer moved.

Oh, it's loud. There's a few fields over. Oh, that's good. No, I got a can on the end of that weapon. Well, let's take our next break. We'll get back on you when we come back. Look at the dust. I mean, but, Sa, you're trained in weapons.

Like, classically trained, some might argue. No, no, I'm saying. What happened? That's the middle. What happened? There was no brain functioning at the time. No. Okay.

I mean, no, I'm telling you. Were you nervous because it was going to look so good on your wall? No. No, I, look, I was already frying sausage from that deer. Oh, he was listening. He was hungry. He was listening that grease pot. Hold on.

I'm serious. I'd already killed it and took it to the sausage man and was cooking it. Oh. Before I actually done what BK, like Stone tells BK, all you need to move, darling, is your trigger finger. That's it. Nothing else. My whole body. Did you start peeking to?

No. Hey, what I did. I tell you what I'd do right there. I can tell you what I'd done right there. that's about how bad I that's about how bad I jerked in him he looked to the heavens and then pulled the trigger for our listeners

no thought process at all but you left and right was good yeah well no no because when Stone said you shot way over I said well good grief when I pulled the trigger I had it right on her shoulder the crosshairs was right on her shoulder yeah

he said well hey Then he said, you shot about two foot over. I said, no, I thought, I was sitting down. No, I wasn't two foot. That's about close to six foot. I said 10. Yeah, yeah, that's at least six. That was a man.

That was over at least six foot. And this is, this is a gun. B.K. killed her. Oh, no, no, no, no. Look, that gun had just dropped two the morning before. Okay. Okay. Because I told Tom, I was looking at it, and I said, hey, the crosshairs don't look like

they're straight up and down. He said, hey, we shot two. with it already. It's right. I said, I don't know about this, this, this optic here. I said, no, that's Bullfrog's weapon. There ain't nothing wrong with it. It's up and down.

And hey, it's right. Well, look, it takes a big man to admit when it's the Indian and not the era. That's it. You know, hey, look, because most people start that you hit me, you, you knock me sideways. There's a brush. Everything, but, but. Some brush. Yeah.

Oh, no, no, no. Because, hey, look, that's a good. That's why I always get on them when they said, you know, You know, the ducks are coming in, you know, and I start shooting, and then there's multiple ducks falling. Yeah. And all these idiots I'm hunting with have got X-D-full chokes in their guns. And, hey, and the ducks are at 15 yards.

I got extra-ful. It ain't going to be no multiples falling from your guy's shotgun. Thank you. You know, I always say, I love the way you tell me what I kill and what I see I kill with my eyes and my shotgun. I mean, I can't think of a reason why we wouldn't trust your eyes. Yeah, yeah, okay. That, hey, look, I admit, okay, that was no brain.

All right, you know, when they say they checked, person says he's got any brain or wave working? Yeah. Trust me, if they had me hooked up, then it said, no, he's dead. There's no brain working here. Okay. I will say this, in size defense, it was hot. Oh, yeah. I hunted that evening too.

Hey, no, sir, there's no excuse for just what we watched on that film, okay? Besides zero brain. This was from a zombie pulling the trigger on the rifle, okay? It wasn't no brainwave. I'm going to give you kudos for owning it, because in the world we live in today, most people can't on it. Just like when I missed that deer in Wyoming. I just looked at him.

I said, well, I blew that. I mean, I wouldn't know bow malfunction. and what, no, it was I same way. But I got the peeking. Like, you look back at the footage and I get here. That air ain't, I mean, that string ain't even hit the front of the bow and I'm over. No, no. I actually, that's why I love.

You just lose all good sense. That's why I've never killed one with the bow is because I'm playing peekaboo. Okay. And I haven't released the arrow yet. Okay. And when you peekaboo and then let go, no, it ain't where you're going to, it ain't going to get. You can't be doing no. That's why I trained bullfrode, 1001.

1002, then look up. Yeah. You got to keep that head. Well, it's really aggravating like in our case when you're trying to look. When there's a stupid camera over your shoulder anyway, you're going to get to see instant replay. Yeah, don't look like.

Yeah, you're on camera here. Now I'm going to have to watch this miss at 18 yards for the next 40 years. I got news for you, Sight. Every time you go hunting, guess what? There's going to be a camera there. Oh, no, no. Instant replay.

We're going to challenge a ruling on the field. That's one of the things I keep telling everybody. I said, look, you need to. think about this when you're acting up or being bad or going and sinning God's running a camera seven 24 on you yep that's right seven 20 24 okay seven 24 however however you want to run it hey the camera he's got the DVD of your life the cameraman is the same that's scary when you think about it yeah well I hope well I did that stupid and in your head Hey, the good news is, though, after you get baptized and they say it as Lord and Savior,

there's a bunch of deleted scenes. There you go. No, no. Thank goodness for that. Yeah. God is a great editor. Okay. Because like he's like the son said.

No, no. When you say, he's watching? Yeah. Oh, my goodness. You mean he's seeing what I did? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's one of times where if you ever wonder if you're doing right or wrong,

if you keep looking over your shoulder. thinking if somebody's saying this, you're probably doing wrong. That's right. Because he gave us what we call conscience. Yeah. You have no doubt in your mind. You don't have, nobody has to tell you.

Okay. You know. Yeah. It's like it joked that Matt told when he was preaching, you know, Mike Owens. Yeah. You know, that's a parent. He said, you are the ugliest man I've ever seen.

you know and then he talks to the store owner and he says hey can you do something with that parent he said well what's the problem he said well he just keeps me every time I walk in here he's always telling me you're the ugliest man I ever seen you know said oh well he I'll talk to him and he'll never say it again so the next day comes in to buy some stuff you know and he goes by and the parrot looks at him and you know he said what do you want you know like at Mac you know you know he said what do you want

he said you know in other words you're the ugliest man you're the ugliest man ever you ain't changed them preacher jokes ain't much well I'm just saying hey at the time it was actually funny

I didn't tell it right okay hey it was like you did that dear I didn't do it right I'm just gonna say that all seemed like a oh and joke

that seemed like a Kellett yeah that was a bad one I'm just telling you I told you got that one from the Baptist Seminary there but anyway, all right, well, let's take our next break. We'll be back right after this. Preacherjokes.com.

I'll ruin his jokes. Well, Johnny D. I do have some good news. Yeah, that's what, yeah, we need to hear about this. This is a cool story. This is my favorite story so far of the year. My man John from Gaffney, South Carolina, sent me this article. The article is out of Arkansas, which is going to make a lot of sense here shortly.

Okay. My man, Alan, he's 11 years old, and he won the world championship of growing mullets. Look at this kid. Let's see. Whoa. Now, that's a good-looking mullet. I mean, well, he won the kids division. I'm sorry.

I don't know there was different division. I think he did. What is this? Hold on. What town in Arkansas is this? Brooklyn, Jonesboro, Arkansas is where he's from. That's where your kinfolk live. Isn't it, Martin?

Oh, easy now. I know a lot of people from Jonesboro. No, my brother, my brother lives in Jonesboro, Arkansas, but he's an import. He ain't a native. That kid right there looks like a native. He's a native boy. You can tell. So my man started growing, I mean, it takes a while to grow a mullet that good.

Oh, yeah. So he started growing it in 2020 when the world shut down. And then he found out there is a contest where you can win money. Uh-oh. for mullets. How much did he win? He won $2,500. What?

Right. For having just a stellar mullet. But the story gets better. My man, he was a foster child growing up, so he donated all of his money to two different organizations in Arkansas. Huh. Project Zero and together we foster, both are organizations that help out foster, the foster care system and foster kids.

So he grew a mullet. and was able to donate $2,500 to that. That's awesome. Out of a mullet. And he's a kid. And he's 11. He's 11. And he just got $2,500 to him.

That's the equivalent of winning a power ball. And he turned around and gave it. Yeah, he'd have bought $2,500 at 11 years old. Yeah, you'd have bought a lot of war zone stuff. Oh, it'd been weird. You'd have shields and costumes and everything else. I wouldn't have done that. I would have had like a really big TV though.

But he donated it. And so, I mean, we needed to take time. What's his name? Alan. Alan, we applaud you. Yeah. We salute you, young fella. That's awesome, man. And he got 25,000 votes, which is cool in itself to win.

Good night. He's in the 25. But then once people saw he donated his money, they started donating more money. I bet a bunch of companies and all started matching the donation. So this kid's raised a ton of money for the foster care system in Arkansas all because Mullets are making a comeback. Kudos, too. He's a little too old to introduce to my niece.

Kudos. For a good job. So anyway, that's, well, I don't know where we're going. Yeah, no, that's fine. No, that's cool, though. I mean, but look, that's the same deal. I mean, do you have any idea how much money that man sitting beside you is giving away

from when he won the lottery, also known as Duck Dynasty? Duck Dynasty. sigh gave away more than he kept. Guaranteed. You're making him uncomfortable. No, I know, but I know. I know I'm going up to know he ain't wanting this.

No, he don't want the praise for it. We're going to do it anyway. He didn't do it for praise, but you find people in this world. I did it for one reason. God bless me and his word actually says, I will bless you where you can bless others. Well, and what's cool, he did his part and then I did mine. And you did it for a lot of veterans stuff.

Tons of veteran things. And this kid, who grew up in the foster system, did it for, like, it's really cool to see people that have been through something go and give back. Thinking of that, when I actually was on the road with my band, one of our stops was St. Jude's Hospital, Children's Hospital. And the coolest thing about that up there is all the doctors and nurses. Some of them had cancer when they was a kid. They went to college, got a doctor's degree in medicine, and then went back to St. Jude's where they can help try to end this pandemic or whatever you want to call it.

Yeah, childbirth cancer. Yeah, this scourge on our kids. Nothing worse than that. Yeah. So, you know, because I had told people when I was out. You know, you don't believe in the Almighty and if you don't have a strong family structure, what do you do when this life hits you in the gut? I can handle it if I go to the doctor and they tell me, oh man, you got cancer and you're going your way out.

But what do you do, you go to the doctor and like you, you're a seven-year-old, you go and they said, Sage is fixing and die of stage for cancer. I couldn't even fathom. Yeah. And then the first time it happened when we met Make a Wish Foundation kids, we didn't know what to do. Boy, I was gut-wrenching, well? Oh, no, no. That's why, hey, ever since then when it happens, this kid here will do anything goofy.

I will dress up like a big bird or whatever you want to do. You came dressed in as a clown one time. Yeah, no, no. Just showed up to work at a clown posse. whatever it takes to put a smile on that child's face, I will do it. Absolutely. And he is telling the truth. Yeah, no, he'll do anything.

He'll do nothing. Will you grow a mullet? I'll do anything. He don't care. I think him days are past. He's had a moment. He's got one. Undo that pony tail.

Let's see what we got it. No, no, I have to say this, okay. Okay, because, you know, the question asked me most by my fans is, okay, what did the show Duck Dynasty do for you the most important thing? And that would be, okay, it proved, it strengthened my faith that God, the Father, His Son, and our Savior Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit are alive and well, and they're doing the most amazing things

with the most unlikely people, yours truly, and the rest of my family. Because, hey, we've met these kids that were dying of cancer, me personally I said a prayer for one two years later okay he's on death's door okay no hair skin and bones he's he's gone the family has been notified okay he's on his way out less than a week to live two years later i see him okay he's healthy he's cancer free and all it took was is someone mentioned his name to the creator of the universe and the creative universe said yep it's gone that happened to all the robinson family okay so look they're alive and well and doing great things with the most unlikely people the robinson family is a living proof of that yeah i say that everywhere he goes so you want to know how the good lord got a sense

of humor they made side dagum international celebrity yeah hey look when he did it when he had that mold he threw that mold away that's what he said They'll only ever be one. No, he didn't throw it away. He put it on his shelf. What was that movie? He said, look at that one. There can only be one.

That's right. One is more than enough. That's good stuff. Look, giving hearts are, you know, they're just awesome. And this kid, prime example of that. Alan has done a great job. His kid, another prime example of that. Let's take a break.

We're going to get in that mail bag when we come back. Hey, Alan, you got confidence. You're already growing up. a mullet, all you got to do is cut it into seven. That's it. You're just missing a pair of clippers. That's all you're missing. But the new mullet has a perm on top.

Perm, J.D. I think I could Purn. Get out of there! Perm! Perns are on the comeback. Perm. What's up, big perm? Tickling me, man. Hey, Big perm. Big perm. I was digging at Frankstake. Tell us what's in that hello at duck call room.

Hello at duck callroom.com. Mail. Let me click over. I'm still on my story. from Al. I just, I like to sit here and admire that kid's mullet because that's so cool. All right. We've got, uh, Randall from Dixie County, Florida. That is not his name's not Randall. His name's Adam. Okay. What did you get to? Oh, well, we're first in middle names. Who knows? But he's a big fan of the Duckman and all the DVDs. So he has a question for all of y'all. Something he's noticed watching the Duck Hunting movies is Jason's ability to get

it's sigh quite riled up in the duck bind. His question is, do sigh and Jace really fuss like that often? Or was that just kind of for the show? My man, Adams' his name? Adam. Adam, you want to know why Cy and Jace aren't on the same podcast? Thank you.

Because it turned into them wrestling matches we was talking about earlier. Somebody would take one from the top rope. They're two alike is the problem. And see, I didn't even realize that, okay, until my wife told me. We kept him a lot when he was a baby. It's all making sense. Okay, so now I can, because guess what his middle name is? It's Jason Silas Robertson.

Yeah. Okay, and we kept him when he was young. How do you get that name? Huh? And that's another. Kay's in the hospital. I'm there, okay. And she said, you need to go find my husband.

And I said, what are you talking about? She said, because I want to know what he wants to name this child. I'm fixing to give him. So I go to the river. He's on the river fishing to make the money to live. Okay, and he's out in the boat and I yell, I'm standing on the cliff of the river

and yell, hey, Kay wants to know what you want to name this kid. He said, I don't care. I've done my part. Thank you. I said, hey, you're not listening and paying attention to me. Tell me what you want to name this child. she's fixed to have.

And he said, hey, name it after you. So I went back, one of the guys said, okay, you're not going to believe this. She's what? I said, he said, name him after me. And she said, what? I said, hey, I told you. You weren't going to believe it. So that's where, but I knew Jason was going to be okay.

And like, this tickled field of death. We went duck hunting one day. We killed seven wood ducks. Okay. We come home. we go out and we start picking them it's that night yeah we're picking them yeah and we get ready to clean them and say wait a minute how many ducks did we kill and i said seven he said we ain't got six uh six of them cleaned here and gutted picked and gutted where's the other i said hey look

he said you must have dropped one i said nope i didn't drop it i said i brought all seven of them in here so look kay goes in to check on the kids good night Jason's got a beautiful Wood duck Drake and he's got it as a pillow Okay And she took Phil and That's what I'm talking about

Boys I got something That's a little gross My favorite My favorite arguments y'all got into Is the If they're 15 yards from you They're 15 yards from me

Or whatever 15 yards from me They's 15 yards from you the two pentails. Yeah. No, this was, was that the pintails in the Elmhole? Yeah.

I don't was. At the berm. But the one I'm talking about was at the elm hole where it was, you're the quarterback, you want to be quarterback, you want to be receiver, you want to be, it was in a flood. I remember it because I was sitting there extremely uncomfortable because I was in the middle of the two of them. And at that time, I hadn't been hunting down there long. And I was like, I just, you saw me on camera in the argument and then you just noticed I

disappeared. because I was like, they're making this kid uncomfortable. If they're going to start shooting at each other, I'm out. Like, I'm getting under heat. Hey, the hemhole is a bad place for me and Jason Roberts one night out. Okay, because look, we like to come to 50 cups one day. Yeah. Who would win that?

Okay, look. That's when Si flared the 100 medals. Oh, yeah. This is, we have been there from 4.30 a.m. Okay, and it's like. Oh, and the decoys. Yeah. Hey, this is 230.

I was there. This is 2.30 in the afternoon, okay? And I think we had something like three ducks. It was 12 o'clock. No, it was about 2.30. It was late because we've been there. So we finally say, I'm going to get the boat. I said, well, I'm going to go out and start picking the decards up.

And what's our rule? What's our rule? Well, hey, stay in the blind. With your gun loaded. With a gun loaded until the boat gets back. Okay. So anyway, I'm in the decoys and look, I've done picked up about 15 or 20,

and I'm throwing them in some open water over there, and they're splashing. Now, look, all morning long, we have seen matter ducks sailing into the lake all day long. This is 239 a minute. We've been watching this for all day. And here they come. So look, for about 15 or 20 minutes I've been making, splash, splash, splash. Well, guess what?

said about this. 200, about 100 a hundred duck down the lake. Heard all that, so they get up and here they come. So you have him to thank for this. No, no. Hey, we'll sit there till dark

and never seen another duck. That's where the story takes a wrong turn. No, no. Hey, that's where the story is honest and truthful. Okay, anyway, so here comes these milder ducks. Jason says, hey, get a tree. I'm looking at the shadows of the ducks on the water.

So all I do is I like, I barely like to get wet. I sit down and I'm by a brush. Piece of brush. Yeah. I sit down and the only thing out of the water is my shoulders and my head. When he says buck brush, it was one twig

sticking up. It was one bush but hey, it was, it was brush. Now let me interject here. He was wearing camouflage. This was how long ago. At this point, I had gotten out of the black. also to help sigh pick up the decoy yeah yeah your boy was wet from his neck down that's how low I got because when I saw it I said oh now hey here's the best part of this okay he says I look y'all

they're in and look jason is the only one that's got a gun so he raised it up and he shoots three times and kills one matter of Drake at about 125 when I look up there's a there's ducks 50 yards above my head. And I'm saying, he said, well, I kill one. I said, well, why didn't you kill three? I said, because you shot at one that was 125 yards high. There was 30, 50 yards above my head. Well, hey, we're not going to fix.

We got to. We got to deflect the blame on somebody. And that's when it got weird. But that's when it got weird. But size version of the story is, I would say, 50% true. No, it's 95% true. Because the 100 mallards that I was in the blind with Jace and Phil was going to get the boat, Martin had got out to help Cy because we watched Cy for 10 minutes picking up D-Jew.

Now, I did stay there for a while, and then I saw Cy huffing and puffing, I said, well, I'm going to get out and help him. Phil's got to be getting close. Martin did say, I remember him saying, somebody needs to help Cy. So he gets out, guy when he's saying, I'll get out. So he's down there, and he's taking a leak under the blind. Martin's on his way to the decoys Eyes in the decoys

Phil's walking to the boat Me and Jace are in the blind And Al An Al was there Yeah it was shoulder to shoulder So we look up and look 100 Mowler's descend from High

I heard them They didn't get off the water They descended from the heavens They got off the water I just remember hearing them go Yeah They got off of the lake That's noise on it

And Jay says get a tree. Jay says get a tree. Splashing did not bring them. They came from the moon. Yeah, it did. No, no. So. They come off the lake.

Jay said, get a tree. Martin dives in a brush top. Yawin just stands rather blind. Phil's hiding behind a big tree by the boat. Sides in the middle of the decoys spread with 20 decoys over his shoulder. Like a statue. It's just added to me. And all is above the water is my shoulders and neck.

He's getting mad. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. He's getting fired up about it again. No, no, it makes me mad every time we do it because I knew, Jake's like I want to 50-Col. So the 100-mileers are, I look up, but they're doing this. They're coming.

I'm talking about feet down. What a ball of 100 ball of 100 ballers coming in the woods in the decoids. Of course, they saw sigh, and they flared straight up. They flared up. They didn't see it. Jace raised up, shot three times, and miraculously hit one. and he, side was right about this.

That duck was about 100 yards. Oh, he was 100 yards high. And look, when I looked up, that was 50 yards over my head. And I never forget it. I had time to get out of the brush top before the duck hit the water.

And hey, here's the deal. Him and Al did not fire a shot. I had my gun, my gun racked. Yeah. And I'm looking at you know, me and Jason,

Jason's getting on me and said, I said, hey, look, I've been throwing and splashing for 15 minutes. Do you know what happened after that? So, The rest of that week, we did not leave that duck blind until dark.

Oh, yeah. And that was somewhere about the time they broke me and said, I got, I said, I got to find a better mouse trap. I'm out of here. This is misery. That's why I'll never forget it. That's why Martin said, okay, I got to get me somewhere to hunt beside with them idiots. Okay, because I ain't hunting. I'll never forget it because I remember after Jace killed that duck, he turned and looked at me.

Oh, man. And he said, big man. He said, if I had a piece of cane, I'd whip everybody here. Yeah. Big man. Big man. Oh, I mean,

hey, we got you like this, just to me, I remember. I remember it. And then I told Kaye. He's sitting there both his fists doubled up. Oh,

it was fixed me if I, I double mine up to you. I don't know, about 15 years ago. It's been probably 11. I bet it's been 11, 12 years ago. It would be a good fight 12 years ago. Yeah.

I literally doubled mine up too because I said, Hey, but no, the best part about that was, you know, a tough old man. part about it. We got back to Phil's house.

We always ate lunch after the duck hunt. Somebody had told Kay about it. Well, Phil, we got out in the yard, Phil said, all right, everybody gather around, gather around. Oh, yeah, we had a team meeting after that. It was hollering, hollering and screaming and carrying on. I was thinking, well, Phil's fixed to calm everybody down and give us a little lesson. So he gathered us up in a circle.

He said, let me tell you, boys, something. One time, I'm going to say it. When I go to get that boat. Nobody leaves the blind. You better not leave that duck blind. Nobody leaves the blind. So instead of calming everybody down, he just chewed everybody out. Yeah, we had a team meeting a little rally cry that day.

Oh, yeah. That is a fantastic story. Oh, buddy. You know, we'll be telling our grandkids about that one. I think that's the math I ever seen, Jason. Oh, I know. Yeah. He tried to blame all of us.

He tried to blame all of us. He tried to blame all of us. It was that close. And then when I come up. out of the brush just pouring water out of everything. Like, I said, it wasn't me, bro. Like, y'all said get a tree. Your boy got a tree.

No, I'm just, I'm just sitting there like here. Well, hey, I'm looking at the shadows of duct on the water. Thank you. They wouldn't have been there if it wasn't for him. Hey, look, if I had to move, they're going to flare anyway. Thank you, Adam. Thank you for this walk down memory later. Adam, what a great question.

Had they ever fought for real. We were all eating lunch that day, and Kay looked over at Jason, you said, Jason, have you been respecting your elders? Oh, yeah, she climbed. She climbed him, son. Oh, my goodness. I was trying to, I was sitting there trying to figure out, do I laugh, do I run, do I cry? Your boy would have been gone.

I'm doing a big Chuck roast tonight. You want to come over to eat with Chuck roast? Yeah, oh, yeah. Place and Dominoe. He's interesting. Yeah, I'll do that. All right. Hey, the thing that got me about it, you know, there's no doubt in my mind.

if I haven't got up there and splashed for 15 or 20 minutes. There was never a duck going to fly. Thank you. You're right. It was a gar up until that point. Hold on. We ain't killed Dewey squad all day. And it's, right.

But they were like 12. No, sir. It was 2.30. Okay. It was like ones and twos. I remember. They were going to keep. It's been all day long and we wasn't killing nothing.

And I couldn't watch the old man anymore pick up deco. Couldn't do it. Hey. So here's what's. funny we just totally ran out of time we got a verse on forgiveness well no i have a i have a lot of great things still playing and we've gone overtime yeah but ashley is about to have a baby she's a faithful listener and she wants to know which of us to name her newborn baby after if it's a boy but that out of the penes on what she wants him to act like yeah and we just learned what happens

if you name him after size i don't want there's one thing you know don't name him siles no siles i don't want that responsibility so one of you boys can tell you. So Ashley probably you're going to go with like a Bobby or something be your best bet. No I know one of them. Not Willie. No I know one of them too. Or just like a David but not John David. David's a good name. David's a solid

or a John David. Anyway Psalms 42 and verse one and I'm going to start with an extra part just like the side, bleop, mess it up just like the deer's shy shot at. As the deer pants for streams of

water because you missed him. So my soul pants for you, my God. My soul thirst for God for the living God. When can I go and meet with God as the deer pants for the waters? After he just got through running. Because he was scared and he was thirsty. When he heard that loud noise. She was fine.

We'll see y'all next time right here in a duck call.