Duck Call Room - Why Korie Robertson Will Never Visit Justin Martin’s House Again

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

Uncle Si ranks his nephews and there’s a surprising tie for the number one spot! Martin cringes while recalling the uncomfortable “Duck Dynasty” episode about his first date, and John-David has a serious bone to pick with people who review Wal-Mart products. Phillip relives a physically painful plane trip with Phil and Si, and a suggestive old commercial featuring Joe Namath has been cracking Si up since the 70s. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We ought to have Si rank more. Let's see Size list. Cy rank what? You killed Duck Flying? I don't know. Hey, your uncle shot him in the head with a 22. Name it. Name something that Si is loosely associated with it.

We can have him. That's true. Your nephews, go. Rank your nephews. Hold on. I'll rank them for it. Rank them. Rank them.

Willie's number one. No. Hey. Yeah, he is. You like Willie the best. None of them rank. None of them rank. They don't make them.

Hey, they don't make the game. What are you coming? Okay. Hey. I didn't even say what to rank them in. I mean, hey, well, I can rank them, rank them for the love of the sport. No, no, the one that you, rank them by, you want to spend time with them, like the ones you like spending time with. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, hey, Willie's the top. Willis the top. Really? And then what about Jace? Ain't he at the top? Wait, why is. Why? No.

Why is it at the bottom of the left. Okay. Because, hey, one word is taken out of when you're with Jace. Fun. That's F you in. Okay. So, hey, he's out. So, Al.

Hey, my life is geared. My whole life is geared by the word fun. So Al and Jep are fighting over silver. Why is Willie number one? I bet he gives Al. I mean, he gives Al silver. Okay. Oh, wait, but we're going on.

Gold, silver, and bronze. Okay, yeah. We got the gold. Okay. You have other nephews. Well, no. Let's not be rude to Gimber. I got two gold winners.

Uh-oh. Yeah, I got two gold. Who, John Gimber? No. Oh. Al's on gold, too. Really? I knew it.

Oh, yeah. That pie, man. Now, Jep comes in with bronze. Okay. He's a good kid. Okay. He's a good kid. He's a good kid.

Okay. Word's a feel. Spearm count was a little low when you got there. Well, Hey, look, there you go. Us youngest got problems. Hey, Phil's a little older then. Old age was creeping in.

That's a direct quote from Phil. That ain't me saying that, so don't get mad at me. That's right. Don't get mad at Barton. That's his dad's old word. That was a direct quote from the man himself. The problem is he used to say it often. Yeah, yeah.

He used to say it a little too much. Yeah. He used to remind us, I would say quasi-daily. Oh, Jepico. It was wild. Well, that's interesting. There you go. What else you want to rank?

Let's, um, hmm. Greatest basketball players of all time. Top three. Oh, just the top three. Top three, wait a minute. You got five seconds. Hey, go. The top one is Larry Bird.

What about Jordan? Okay. Jordan's in there. Okay. Him and who's the, uh, Kareem. To kill. Grim, though.

Grim, no. Grim, my man, too, because he's done the hook shot. LeBron James So I ain't watched basketball since 1997 So Look, no, no I didn't

impressed with LeBron No, no, I wasn't impressed with a lot of them guys. Yeah. I was impressed

with the guy that played against Larry Bird of Magic Johnson. There you. Magic Johnson. It would be Larry Bird Magic Johnson

one you said Michael Jordan Michael Jordan He should be Hey, any man that can jump from the the ring

around the free throw jump from the top of that and dunk a ball, you got to put him in there. He belongs. He just jumped about, what, 20 feet?

And with your tongue out, mind you. We now know that Si last watched basketball, the year I was born. Yeah. 1989. I'm good with basketball. The reason I like them guys was,

okay, they did it with a mess. 89? No. Well, I'm just saying when Michael Jordan, uh, Magic Johnson,

Larry Bird, and them guys. Yeah, they did it with finesse. They'd be running down the court, looking over here and throw the ball on the other side in the corner. That was like the roughest period of basketball. Oh, no. Hey, that's when they got basketball confused with hockey. Yeah, but no, no, it was, hey, they, they was finessed in that time.

A lot of fess. Yeah. A lot of finessed elbows to the dome. Losing teeth. Look, by the way, I'm in on. Way more. Oh, no, that was the great one. That wasn't playing basketball.

the greatest basketball was played was back then. Yeah, it meant more. Why? Because you may lose a tooth if you went down inside. I'm just saying, hey, well,

no, because, hey, they had a little, a little competition going. Oh, yeah. What about quarterbacks,

the greatest three quarterbacks of all time? Drew Breeze, Drew Breeze, and Taysham Hill. He's that good. Well, what, Joe NamUs.

Okay. That's a 40-9. That's an old-schooler. Steve Young. Joe Montana. Montana. Joe Montana. Yeah.

And. The band that posed after shaving his legs and panty-holes. Joe name. What? Y'all don't remember that? I don't think so. That's back when you had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Hey, he shaved his legs and then put on pantyos and was in what I think of. what's a magazine, the girly Margarine? Are you talking about Bruce Jenner? Joe Namath's iconic panty hose commercial. Hey.

No way. God bless this brand. This is before I had TV. He knows some things. Check him out. What are he hop in? I don't know what he got paid for, but I'll do it too.

Like why he needs money. Joe Namath just wore panty. Can you imagine Tom Brady wearing panty hose on television? I bet they'd have seen it. I love it. I love it. Imagine what they'll do to yours.

All right. Everything looks better through beauty music. Especially your leg. I don't know. I don't know if I can stay in there, Hunter. I hope it does. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Hey.

Hey, that was a big thing back then, okay? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't know what just happened. Anyway. It got derailed. That's what happened. We got derailed.

Deerailed. My comment that may or may not make it. Sorry, folks, if it doesn't. Okay, now that we can't talk about quarterbacks ever again, zoo creatures. Zoo creatures. Yeah, rank them. Top three.

Gold, silver and blondes of zoo creatures, blondes, bronze. Brons. No, the top one's going to be a bingo tiger. Bingle tiger. Fair assessment. That's hard to argue. Bingle tigers are really cool. What else?

Pretty much anything you can name. Well, it's going to be, it's going to be the bingo tiger, the bull elephant. Okay. Bull elephant. Bull. And a rhino. And the silverback gorilla. Not to be a regular dog.

Long-tonged giraffe. I'm a rhino. What would I have? Okay. What? An eater. Bingo tiger. Bull elephant.

Boa constructor. No. And then the water. River, the river paw, a pig. A hippopotamus? The river pig. The hippopotamus. The hippopotamus.

The hippopotamus. Them things are big. Right. Look, that's the most dangerous animal in Africa. I like taking, so I like naming things, take big old dumps. Oh. Well, no, no, no. You got to think about this.

It shows it on, and I thought it's on PBS. Okay. Okay. I was going for you. The Sarrangetti, the Seringate plains. Okay. During the drought year, when it's the summertime comes, it's a drought. The Seringate Valley, the plains dry up.

So that's when the wilderbeasts starts its 5,000-mile track. Mm-hmm. Well, that's also when the crocodile and the hippos keep falling the water as it's drying up. so they end up in the same little spot in the river that don't go dry. So it's just all it is is hippos and crocs and everything else it comes to drink the water. Now you're talking about together, but look, the hippos make highways on the bottom of the river

where they just, they run. It shows them, they've got pictures of them, showing them running on the bottom of the street. stupid river. What's that the hippo? Yeah. Yeah. They don't tall grass above them.

I mean, above them, they run into the little lanes look like roads. I've seen videos where people are in boats and they run after the boat. Oh, no, no, no. And they're fast. Oh, there's more people kill in Africa by hippos and anything. This video I just put out as, you know, it may cause distress to some viewers. Oh, no, no. Which means I must watch it.

Play it. You guys want to watch it? Yeah, we'll watch it with you. It's just a hippo. He's just chilling. He looks like he's eating. And now he's mad. And now he's running.

Watch it. Look how big that sucker's mouth is. Now, why would, uh, oh, I don't get why somebody would find that distressing. It's a video. That's his way of saying, get back. Get back. Get back.

Now let me get a drink of water for our run. Yeah. I'm talking about. I'll be with y'all in a minute. Yeah. Here I come. Now. Look how big that.

Now. Watch him over his mouth. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. Whoa. They live in the water in the daytime. At night, they roam around and eat the grass to the plains. And then they go back to the river before it gets, before it gets day back.

That's a big critter. Hold on. I'm messing with him. That's the one that kills everything. Would you ride a hippo? Give it an opportunity. You told Sal Lone and baby I'll ride him. All right.

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support ranch families and eat some dang good steak you can crank it he can drive i believe both of those things if you crank it i can fly whatever everybody every time i think he's lying about a story he's not hey he'll do i actually done that on a plane i've actually walked in and look the plowl and said hey uncle's i get in the in the cockpit go into my seat so i got in the seat Phil standing at the door, you know, and said, what's going on here? And I said, hey, he's fixing a cranking for him, and I'm going to fly to where we got to go. Phil said, hey, he turned around to the water. He said, I ain't flying with that ground.

He was the co-pilot. You know how he's sitting in the co-pilot? See, we were in Alaska. Makes me nervous. Did you play with it? It ain't nothing to it. They fly themselves, really. They put them all along back pilot most of the time.

Yeah. It's a takeoff in the landing. It's all they have. All the Ponnis is good for us to take off and land it. Two very critical parts. Yeah. Two critical parts. It's dropping.

Yeah. All you do is you just flip a switch. You know, take you a couple of hours now. You know, take, but I did. They got the deal and it shocks him when it needs to be woke up. Wake up, that much time to land this, baby. It shocks them? Yeah.

Landing, landing. That's right. Pull up. That's what my sense of all's driving. Pull out. We were on a plane one time that kept saying that, and I was terrified. You could hear it coming from the cockpit.

Pull up now. Anything out of the ordinary. Man, Philip was gone somewhere, and when we come in, it was foggy. So he couldn't see the landing. No, the Landon strip. Oh, he just knew that he was coming in and he needed to get on the ground.

So he just dropped, and hey, he liked to broke my tailbone. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's true. I don't know how to meet you there to protect it. And look, I barely could walk. I barely could walk off the plane. Barely looking tall thing.

It was bad. It was like, boom. No, no, I'm telling you, he dropped like 12 feet just. Yeah, it was, it was way. The plane was probably, something broke. I'm telling you. I wouldn't do it. I need to just start.

That thing would have flew up to the ceiling. I know. That's what we did. That's what we did. I couldn't walk. My back was starting. I was complaining. He said,

Good grief, son. And the pilot said, hey, I had to set it down. He said, I had to get on, you know, he told us.

He was like, hey, he said, you ain't got so much runway. And he said, I don't know how much I had left.

So, hey, I'll put it down and hit the brakes. There you go. And I mean, hey, that's better than the alternative.

I can't believe the tires and struts took it. It probably didn't. We didn't see it afterward. Hey, because I. it hit hard. Yeah.

No one, it knocked him. He hit the turn the light on the ceiling. That was turbulence, yeah. You hit the ceiling? It was a drop so quick that my head hit the ceiling and turned the light on in the plane. Second. Go look, it was supposed to be like an hour and a half flight.

It took us like five hours ago they kept trying to fly in between the bad weather. Mm-hmm. It'd be like if you're trying to land out there right now. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah, I got soaking wet coming in here. Well, thank you, Jesus for the rain. We was actually going through openings in the clouds where it would be dark over here.

We still opening. He'd take it, you know. I said, nope, this ain't good, boys. You put me on the ground. We'll figure this out here a little bit. I don't know if we're going to make it home. I see, I was doubtful. Yeah.

How was you trip to Kentucky? Ain't it where you just got back from? Yeah, Paducah. It was pretty. Was it? Paducah. Really poor. pretty and it's a good area up there and we was with the idols aside ministry they help kids

that don't have fathers they introduce them to god for the father there you go so they really do have a father yeah the right one it's a great story too because uh the guy mark that we were working with he was uh he was playing college football and he grew up kind of without a dad his dad was somewhere but he was not in the picture. Didn't know him. Yeah, didn't know him. And he grew up, started playing football, had a lot of people intervening his life.

And then he decided I'm going to help kids for the rest of my life that don't have fathers. He had a really good job when he was a young man and married, you know, making good money. And on his heart that, hey, I need to stop this and go into ministry. So, hey, you're talking about a leap of faith. Yeah.

gave up that real good paying job and went into what he's in and he's been into now for 16 years taking care of kids you go up there and tell him you knew the man oh he did trust me when i tell you he knows the man no no no i've got so no i've got and he then he said that hey you got to understand though that's something man that's something to say oh i don't Well, you like, hey, after this storm cleared up, and you go outside and look at the sun. I know. And the moon, tonight, the moon, and then the stars,

well, hey, a man hung them. I know him. Okay, and I know it. He was the word. Yeah. That's who he's rolling with. Yeah. Oh, man.

I love it. Hey, not only that, he's still tweaking this stupid place we call home. Okay, this ball that we call Earth. Powerball. Because, hey, look, we're screwing it up royally every day. Are we? So, hey, the man is tweaking it all the time to keep it working right. There you go.

Hey, let me tell you what else. Okay. That was pretty amazing. He got to go to see Mercy Me. He and Christine, another couple. Cy, y'all had a good time. Did you sing with them? Here's the deal.

Did they invite you on stage? No, no. No, I wouldn't have it. Yeah. Anyway, there was, there was three bands. Cochran and Company, okay, Michael's the lead singer on that, big dude. Yeah, if y'all ever seen Jelly Roll, the singer, Michael's about the same size of Jerry, right. He's a, he's a healthy man.

And, hey, that's what I bring up when I see jelly roll is. Healthy. That's the epitome. The epitome. That's the sucker's got a voice to go with it, too, okay? That's as nice as he could say it. And then you got, then you had Crowder. And he was spectacular.

He was here the other day. Yeah, no, no. He went on, he went on an unashamed with feeling out on him. Okay. But anyway, he was good. And then mercy me come on. And Christine, she videoed them. She said I should have videoed him.

I'm talking about you. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. I don't know, because the whole time when they were singing, you couldn't hear me for the band and everybody else, but I was singing, too. Oh, I don't about that. I had the time of my life because they,

they had some good songs and guess who it was about? The man. The man that hung the sun, moon, and stars. Buddy. Oh, yeah. Oh, hey, he put that up there, show these guys. I mean, he's a big guy. Yeah, I tell you, he's a good-sized fella.

Yeah, Michael's, yeah. My man said, have you ever seen jelly roll? Well, no, no, because that's the only bigger man I've seen as big as he is. Okay, so Michael, and look, I... My favorite part is that's why I seen jelly roll. Yeah, that's what I was going to ask. How do you know who that is? Well, no, no, because he gets on commercials.

Oh, Jelly Roll? Yeah. He got a tattoo right up here, a new one. So you need to get a tattoo right there. No, no, because the guy says, oh, I noticed you noticed my tattoo. You like it? The guy says My man watches a lot of TV

My man knew who Jelly Roll was from commercials And noticed that he had a new tattoo In the latest commercial About that tattoo On his face? Yeah, on his head, on his forehead That's commitment It's amazing how Sai can memorize commercials

And shows that he's seen before He can just remember All things about it He's got a voice I think it's because half of them He sleeps through and that brain's processing it. It's still working on.

Yeah, he's just asleep and he's gathering information. If he were in school right now, he'd be a straight-A student because he'd just put earbuds in, go to sleep and wake up, and he'd know the whole test. What did your kids go for his Halloween? For Halloween. What'd they go ask? Well, is Carter the president?

This one's going to shock you. Carter is the president of the United States of America. Okay, yeah. What about? Ben's in Lottier, the Wild Card, though. Lottie is somebody called Junie B. Jones. No clue. Gen. B. Jones.

And then Benz is the Purple Hoser. Oh. From Dude Perfect. Tall guy beard twins Purple Hoser. Yep. In that order. Yeah. So it's a pretty easy costume.

Purple shirt, backwards hat, throw basketball at people and yell pound it, Noggin, see you. Yeah. We just got the boys like Nightmare before Christmas. They're just... Are you going trick-or-treating? Did you have anybody knock on your door? No.

No, they know better. Man, they don't trick-or-treat on Philpott. It's illegal. No, I don't know if you're not, but hey, we got the lights out. Oh, candy's a dead gum expensive. I'm a, I. Unbelievable. We don't eat candy really at our house.

I threw away a box this size of old candy from all, uh, holidays past this morning. Not, not like Reese's cups, huh? I live at a dead end of the road. No way. Nobody has ever come to our house. Really? No. Nope.

Oh, you live in a neighborhood. Yeah, but we bail. What do you mean? We just go to a different neighborhood. Let's go somewhere. I turn lights off. They go out for that night. But at first year we lived there, I gave out duck calls.

Uh-oh. Because I just gotten back from an appearance at a store and I had a bunch of, this is funny. Uncle sigh duck calls still in my truck. And I was like, you know, this seems like a good use of marketing dollars. Can I have a case of side cups? And I get out tonight? Buddy, as long as you throw them at people and make them take them, absolutely. As long as they take them out.

I'm going to be honest, though. World's most overrated holiday, October 31st. Really? Just a buzzer. I've never been big on it. The kids seem to have fun. Yeah. Other than that.

Why are you down on Halloween? It's just not my thing. It's not his thing, he said. Knocking on strangers' doors, asking them for goodies? Yeah, I don't like that. hard of it either. I do like the reason to get together and hang out with people, but like, you know, most time it's coming right before time change, but so you have like a weird night anyway with your kids and then you know you're staring down the barrel of the weekend where they're

going to wake up an hour earlier and that wrecks their whole life for 48 to 72 hours. Party poopers. Halloween is when my inner Jay Stone comes out. Did y'all do, hey, I got a question. Did you do Halloween in the military? Did y'all like, when you were in the military, were y'all allowed to do like Halloween stuff? Or y'all just dress up as like the mash-grim. I usually got me involved in it. Yeah.

What was your favorite costume that you did that you can remember? The Grinch. I don't even remember. They? Yeah. Nobody likes Halloween. Yeah, because the people that really like Halloween are concerning. He's looking at you, Hunter.

Yeah. Hunter? Hunter. showed up today as a serial killer. Yeah, that's weird. The imagination that they've got to come up with all the costumes. Not really imagination. It's just like copying somebody.

Now, some of them got their own imagination. They make up all kinds of. My favorite part is on social media. They send all the, my son went as Uncle Sy for Halloween. I got a bunch of them already. My sister's, my sister would be texting me. Oh, look at this kid from school. He loves the show and he's Uncle Sy for Halloween.

Yeah. I would bet Si ranks in the top 100 of Halloween costumes. Yep. This one's actually pretty good. I got a picture of one. Look at this guy.

That's a good. That's a good costume. Say, look. Oh, there you go. Yeah, that's a good one. Look at what that cat did for Halloween. See? That's why Cy likes it because people dress up as him.

I lost it. No. I ain't nobody ever dressed up as us, Johnny De. No, that girl threw that birthday party. Yeah, but they didn't dress up as us. It was a terrible effort. They had us on a side. Dick.

Wrong color beard. Yeah, but look at that. That guy. He understood the assignment. He's got a jug. The exact same jug, mind you. He's got a good beard. And he bought a teacup, thank you.

Please buy 19 more. Shameless, please. That one's broken. It's got to be. Get another one. Here's the worst part. I don't know this kid's name. Aw.

What's that contraption on the counter, by the way? That's a KitchenAid mixer. Is it? Yeah. Like lift it up. Oh, okay. Don't mess with me in KitchenAid mixers. Also, do they have a ping pong net on their kitchen island?

Because that's kind of tight. You know, you can't have much. He got a Honeyhole hat on. He got a KitchenAid mixer. He got an Uncle Siq costume and a ping pong table on the kitchen island. All right, Sa, that's it. We started off ranking. The only thing he doesn't have is quirky socks.

Well, we can't see him. No, you can see his feet down. That ain't shoes, isn't. He's in a sock. That comes from my quirky life. There you go. I will say, though, I'm looking at the top trending Halloween costumes of 2024, and you are not in the top 25.

Uh-oh. Who is number one? I guess we should guess at that for what was... You're never going to get it. Hunter would get it, none of us would. Oh, there is. That is not meant to be rude to Hunter, but Hunter likes movies more than the rest of us.

There it is. All right, what is it? Something from the movie Beetlejuice. Oh, boy. Not beetle juice. Literally number four is something about beetle juice. Betel juice, boys.

I've literally hardly heard of any of these. Dr. Doom. DiPoley burrito is number 11. Why would somebody go as a burrito for Halloween? Because you can wrap everything inside of it. I don't know. I miss the days whenever Sai was like number two on the lip. Let's 20,

15 Halloween. Yeah. Rank. We're going through the archives. Go back one decade. Probably 2014. Probably 2014 would probably be the peak. But maybe not.

Hey, time out, man. We are on E's official rankings of that kid's name was Connor. Thank you, Connor. Thanks, Connor. You look great. You nailed it. Guy Fierry. The talk.

The Today Show. The Today Show. Nobody's dressed. I don't know what's anybody doing. What are we doing? We're going back to 2014. Anyways, it's an overrated holiday. The only good part is people dress up as Uncle Si.

And Reese's cups have protein in them. There you go. That's a good thing. That is a good thing. You need protein, so you need Reese's Cup. Yeah, we've got to have Reese's Cup. The number one candy of Halloween. If we're ranking, I'm ranking.

Yeah. Bacisys would be at the top. And Butterfingers. Butterfingers Candy corn Candy corn Oh no I'll say yeah

Hey everybody candy corn y'all are the two people that like candy corn The only two I didn't say I liked it I thought I like it

Well yeah you're a goat man Like you Look over here Phillips eating a tin can I mean he don't wear Philip Philip ate anything Martin said

When we were eating those hamburgers And Martin was like You better not bring one of those back in your luggage. Yeah, we, we did. That was a good one. Are you going to save that? Si drank about three sips out of his malt.

So that ain't much. Home-made dumplings get put in the suitcase. Yeah, they come on home. Yeah, they come home. They call homemade. Yeah, they come on home. But, hmm. What other candies?

What did y'all get back in the day when it? Did you like, you like him little orange? orange pumpkins too, don't you? They have never been in a rapper? What is up with that? Where do those come from? It's just like free standing candy. They're not in a bag.

They're not in a wrapper. Candy is not a good thing to buy. Did y'all trick-or-treat when you were young? Did y'all get candy? No, we didn't get candy. We got, we got something that, like, California oranges, we got walnuts. We got stuff you could eat. that was really good.

Really? Sir, have you ever had a Rishi Cup? Yeah. You can eat that and that's really good. Yeah, but I mean, you know what? I will say I have not seen a Resey's pumpkin this year. I've seen them. I've avoided them.

It's not because I wanted to. I have already, I'm not too proud to say. I'm on about box number three at Christmas tree cakes already. You're on box three? Yeah, I mean, Brittany loves them too. She showed up the other day with the Christmas brownies. He hits them Christmas trees hard, boys. But they come out earlier and earlier every year, and I ain't mad at them for it.

I bought one box. That's where I'm drawing the line. I had my one, and I'm going to try and make it through. How good was it? Did you eat it while you were jumprobin? No. I was just laying in bed eating it. In bed.

Every one of my kids was in the bed, too. I was like, man, who cares about October 31st? We got Christmas tree cakes. You watched a Charlie Brown something. Damn by, the McRib will be back soon. You know how good a McRib is? I really don't. I don't know that I've ever eaten a McRib for McDonald's, to be honest with you.

I just know the signs are there. Yeah, I don't think I have. What? I don't recall one. You? Yeah. He's never a... Lover of all things pork.

Yeah. I know, right? Something about the shape of the patty and it being pork always kind of threw me off. I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. I've never had a... I've never had one either. The second one's only a dog.

Have you? The three out of four in here have not. Oh my goodness. No, well, I had the ones at school, right? Like when they were part of school lunch. But I don't think I've ever stopped at McDonald's and gotten a McRibb. Why would I go to McDonald's for a McRibb? Like Joe's Jay Stones.

for smoked ribs. Yeah, but you didn't know Stone back in like 91. The people in the line at McDonald's are more jovial than Stone. Well, that's a hard argument. He could work at Papa us for sure. You want people? What? What do you say you want?

I said what you want? I've got to find. No, we don't have no specials. That's like going to check filet and get that Bimmona. Oh. The honey-pamina chicken set. It's no McRib. Guys, I've got good news, but only for Beth.

They're starting to show up in Canada, the McRib. So if you go home for Thanksgiving, which you can have a McRib. Wait, is it Thanksgiving in Canada? That was like a month ago. All right. Hey, to all our Canadian listeners, happy Thanksgiving. Happy fake Thanksgiving.

We hope you had a good one. We missed it. Oh, look, that's getting on. I'm just. They got to do Thanksgiving. October because come November they may not be able to go nowhere. Up there in that frozen tundra. Our Thanksgiving isn't overtaken by Christmas.

It's a nice fall. Oh, it's better. Christmas is taking over, boy. Beth's point is Canadians don't take over Thanksgiving with Christmas. Do y'all have a weird Christmas too?

Is Christmas on a different day? Have you ever got anything for Christmas? Well, we do have boxing day. They have boxing day because they're European. That's a British thing. the day after Christmas. Why do you box? You don't, it's like you get all the empty boxes and you throw them at people.

Maybe. There's a lot of soccer game. For real? I'm going to look it up. That's interesting. Weird holidays, is the 4th of July also y'all's favorite holiday, Beth? We like July 1st a little better.

Oh, boy. What's July 1st? Our holiday. Oh, wow. That's their version. The Mexicans had it right, man. Boxing. They just up there and made by themselves.

They just said, nah, man. We're going to drink margaritas and eat tacos. That's how you know Mexico's cooler than Canada because all the Americans are like, what's Canada's Independence Day? Ain't got a clue. What's Mexico? Cinco de Mayo.

We'll shut down the whole town for some salsa. I will say, we don't leave and go to the Canadian restaurant. But, you know. Exactly. Beth's like, there's not any Canadian restaurant. Yeah, Beth. We eat of puttoe so well. Oh, Poutine, yeah, we call them cheese fries.

Yeah. With brainy. There's an art to it. Poutine's so good KFC stole it and called it a bowl. And put corn on top of it. Cy, have you ever had Poutine? No. It's average at best.

That means you have had terrible Pouttee yet. I mean, I've been to Saskatchewan. I had it in the motherland. Who's got the best putteen, Beth? I'm just curious. That doesn't have microphones. I know. I'm just curious.

That's coming over to Hunter's microphone. Cheese, potatoes, and gravy should be good. You know who has the best putteen? Sonic, America's favorite drive-in. You get one of them white gravies and some French fries and boom. No, no, no, no. Wait, what? Quebec is a place to have putteen.

That's where they invented it. Quebec. And it's got to be the good beef gravy with the good cheese. cheese curds and it's got to be just perfect. Oh, it's cheese curds. I thought there was potato involved. I mean, the fries. Oh, okay.

Yeah, it's, there's an art to it. Well, you would think Wisconsin would be good at that if it involves good cheese curd. Hmm. We used probably Wisconsin cheese curds are used in it. Yeah. Oh, look, they stealing and they get in their potatoes from Idaho. Okay. This is our food.

P.E.I. Potatoes. Pee-E-I potatoes. What do they make up there, no, I'm kidding. It's too cold. I kid, I kid. Boxing day, apparently is the day after Christmas whenever they give stuff away. Oh, that's what, so not like actual boxing.

Not like. No, no, you're not fighting. Yeah, because I didn't know any famous Canadian boxers, so I thought that was weird. I mean, I really, I thought that was, I thought it was strange that you'd have a boxing day. Now, if you had a hockey day, like, I totally get it, right? Like, but so when I heard boxing, I'm thinking,

what it is, is they give all the good. they got last year away this year. That's a reg gift. After, yeah, after Boxing Day. I don't think that's it. I think it's a wartime thing. Everyone would box up their leftovers of Christmas dinner and they'd leave it out with the soldiers, veterans.

Oh, there is. And it was, I think that's one of the stories of Boxing Day. Yeah, that's cool. And so maybe then the Mounties could ride up and have a free lunch. That's cool. I will say they do have that right. They're off, their police officers ride horses. That's tight.

That's because cars don't work. in the snow. Yeah, but I mean, like, to be called a Mountie, man, that's kind of cool. Mounty. That's cool. I'm taking a lot of random pop shots at Canada. That's one thing they got right, man.

That's a cool, that's a cool deal. I'm with y'all on the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I think they're tight. The Royal Canadian. What do you say, A? You salute them? What do you do? I don't know, shake their hand.

You don't mess with them. Don't touch their horse. That's one thing you do. I ain't touching nobody's horse. It's one thing you don't do. You don't mess with them. And he better not get nothing on that red jacket. I would imagine.

I imagine they take that pretty seriously. Yeah. Speaking of horror. I hope we have some Canadian voicemails. Hunter, do we? Maybe we'll get some after this. Maybe send us a Canadian voicemail of your favorite putteen recipe. Maybe we should make putteen.

I'm telling you, you just go to Sonic. You order fries, gravy, and cheese and throw it all together. Absolutely not. That's all Texas Poutine. All three. You got it. That is all together. Poutine, some assembly required.

That is blasphemy. I do have an email, by the way, from Grant in Cleveland, Tennessee. That's not Canada. Does he do Poutine? He has no idea what Poutine is. But his only thing he wants, he needs to, he wants Beth to be turned loose. He needs Beth to have a microphone to correct us. I've been trying to get Beth to sit in one of these.

chairs since we started. She refused. He said Hunter's cool and all, but you get a feeling he's not a huge fan of talking. Hunter's just a nervous child. That's fine.

They'll stay and turn the Canadian loose. Let that cool Canadian accent run wild on the place. She doesn't really have a Canadian accent. Bath comes to sit down. Take that round off that girl and turn her loose. But I got a question because what they don't know, we also have Brittany in here

who works for us. she's Canada adjacent. That's more Canadian than I'll ever be. She touches Canada. So they're both down here sweating in Louisiana, miserable. They're like, how do you all live in this hell? And then we got Hunter from the 7-1-292. Yeah, and then we got somebody from seven minutes down the street.

That's cool. However. The farm boy. Brittany, do you all have putteen in Maine? Or do you ought to eat lobster? Yeah, but. They borrow. So do you all have like, I'm getting really adventurous here.

Do you all have like lobster? Poutine. You can do lobster Poutine. Oh, and I say I'm interested in that. Put a giant crawfish on top of some gravy and taters and cheese. I'm interested. Now. The key is quality curds. Quality curds. It's all about the curds. It's all about the curds. Potatoes,

no big deal. Well, we have lots of potatoes in Maine, so I'm a little biased. As a guy from the South his whole lot, I just never figured y'all to know how to make gravy. I'm just going to be honest. I'm not trying to judge, but that's just not what you think about. Let's make our own Poutine. Ready?

We'll go get the best french fries in town. What's that wing stop? Oh, boy, those are good. And then we'll head over to Sonic and get some of that white gravy. And then we'll stop by Johnny's pizza and get some of that cheese. Oh, the nacho cheese.

Nacho cheese from the can. Poutine. They're literally having a heart attack over here over my Poutine. Yeah. That's called redneck poutine. Paging. I just hate KFC try to steal it from y'all and put corn on it. That's wild.

KFC is just, worst of all the chicken we do have to give people the phone number yeah let's do voice mail yeah 318 215-6559 that's our voicemail number call tell us where you're from at the end so we can guess y'all make gravy like we do the he's like flour and grease and okay hunter hit us with a voicemail no clue hey Tyler Tyler Tyler with Missouri hey this is Tyler I mean I don't know

kind of nasely, West Virginia, Texas. Carolina. Carolina. North or South. Hey, this is Tyler from Ohio. Oh, good, good, man. No wonder. Martin, I was watching Duck Dynasty last night.

I think it was season four. Martin, what was going through your head when Missy and Corey was picking out an outfit for you on that date? Thanks. Would y'all please get out of my house? You didn't like them being in your house? I don't like bringing work home.

Separation, baby. Yeah, I'm a big believer in separation of church and state. Like, I got, you know, I need a fortress of solitude. Bart doesn't live in the same neighborhood as the rest of us. No, no, nor could I. I'm much more likely to be size neighbor than y'all. I just say that. We're going to have fun.

No, but yeah, that's kind of the deal. like, well, y'all just, because I'm a, may not know it because my whole life's been put out in front of this camera, but I'm very much an introvert. So, like, when you start getting into my places that, like, are my relaxed zones, I don't like it. I don't, I don't, I don't dig it. I don't, that ain't only been in Martin's garage. There you go. See, he and every minute in my house. Look at there. That's not true, by the way. Huh? I don't even know where you live. Yeah. because when we go no no no you love it i love it because hey when you say okay we're going hunting we mean it's a duck commander uh-huh well it's in the middle of both of us and no no because hey yeah that's a good thing yeah we spent we spent five years together mm-hmm all the time yeah i'm just as soon and i know that's what's been so that's probably been like the weirdest transition

with kids for me because like I go home sitting in a dark right like I don't I don't I don't talk nobody like I can just chill like not anymore yeah when I go home now it's it's it's it's yeah you ain't the chillin is out no it's balls to the wall for the next three hours that they're waiting like it is full bore yeah I'm a thing because I you know your chilling days are out yeah oh yeah you'll get them again when you turn about 60 now as soon as they go to bed I'm like I turn them lights off oh no no no This house is way too bright. Turn them lights off.

Here's what you got to look forward to, though. Once they get grown and married, then they bring the grandkids over. Yeah, but you get to give them back. And when you're sick of them, you say, hey, come get these terrible kids and get them out of here. Yeah, you get to. Terrible kids.

After you just gave them everything you can give them. So there you go, Tyler. Then Paul gave me that. We're tearing down the fourth wall of who I am. So there you go, Tyler. Martin. Yeah. Hospitable is not on his.

list of strep. No, I would love to come to your house and cook and do everything. Well, I'm the best guest ever, right? I'll clean up. I arrive on time. I help clean up and you don't ever have to wonder when he's leaving because I'm gone. He's not going to hang around and be being, I'm not the guy to sit on your porch till 1 a.m. with you. Like, I'm not, you ain't got to worry about that guy just hanging out. Hanging around. I will show myself the door. I may not even say bye. True. Like, I may text you That's a Robertson thing for sure. I may text you when I get home

say, man, really enjoyed tonight. Where'd Martin got? Yeah, and you're like, what happened? Hey, thank you for the wonderful time. Yeah. So, yeah. Right, rest. Give us another one, Hunter.

I'm getting this guy right. Poor girl. Hey, y'all. This is Roger, and I'm from. Alabama. You want to guess where I'm from. Oh. Oh, he actually listened to the instructions.

Hi, y'all. I'm Roger, and I'm from. He is below. He's from Alabama. Alabama. That's a good guess. I'm going with Texas. Uh-oh.

I'm going to go with southern Mississippi. Georgia. No, no, that ain't South Georgia. Yeah, it is. That's Alabama. Watch this. I know them. We fixed to find out.

Yeah, let's do it. All right. This game is hard. Sal, you should have nailed that. You were just in Kentucky. Hey. He's a transplant for sure. He's pretty good.

He was disguised. in his voice. And getting trick on us, boys. We're O for life. Just out of Louisville. I heard y'all say Louisville. I've heard people say Louisville. It's Louisville.

Lowell. I don't care what anybody says. It's Louisville. Louisville. I don't care what you got to say about it. Big little Debbie fans. I am too. But I got to know.

He does sound like you're a little bit. On the hostess finger. I think they're the greatest thing ever. I think they're even better than the Little Debbie Christmas tree cake or the Little Debbie oatmeal cream pie.

I want to hear what y'all have to say about that. I will tell you. God bless you. Exactly. Ain't a Zinger like their copy of a Twinkie?

It's like chocolate. Oh, is that what it is? I don't even know what a zinger is if that tells you where I rank on Maryb Chief. I've had them a timer too myself.

Have you? Where do you rank? Not very high. Yeah. All I got to say about This guy is Romans 1412 says we're all going to have to give a count of what we've said here on this earth. And you're going to answer my friend for saying those are on Little Debbie's status. A host of a zinger.

A host of Zinger is like the bottom of the... Which one? Put the picture of it. Look at it. Yeah. It ain't much. Yeah, they ain't much. No.

You can look at them so they know they ain't much. Nope. It ain't much. And he said... They're on Walmart. dot com with a three and a half star review. You're not even given a four star snack and you're saying it's above a L.D. All right.

Well, since we're going to break this out, you got to look up Little Debbie and see where they rank. Right. Because there's a real chance that most people just don't have a strong taste for things. If you're wondering, no, we're not, no, screw Walmart. No. See? I'm out of here.

See? That's not. Hey. Who? Whoever's reviewing things. on Walmart. I'm looking right in the camera and saying, you're a bad person. They got it wrong. That's just not even true. Also, I've lost everything that I had because I closed my computer in anger. Hey, he missed that all. Man, I had a lot of work on there from when I left earlier.

The Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake has 141 ratings on Walmart.com. And it is only a 3.0 star. A 3.0 star? They don't like little debby's. There's that many people. People that can be wrong. That's fine. Yeah. Oh, they're just mad because, okay. They're out of stock or something good. Yeah.

Oh, that they're charging too much. Like, it's expensive to get into heaven too, okay? Count the cost. It costs something. You got a hunter on that one, big dog. The seller only sent a box, not five that was stated. There's five in a box. Carless.

Carless. Lack of packaging. Does that mean like lack of a car? That's UPS's fault. I ordered three packages of these snack cakes. The packages were not properly packaged. The three packages were just tossed into a cardboard box and tape. UPS's fault.

This sucks. These were $1.96 on Walmart. Now without me asking, they're charging a lot more. Supply and demand, Brenda. I'm upset. He's upset. When in the world of Christmas tree cakes ever been $1.96? I don't know.

I'm moving there. Yeah, no kidding. Unbelievable, man. Anyways. Well, unlike the y'all do on Walmart and give poor ratings, why don't you be sure to rate our show with five stars, that way more of your friends can find us, you know? I'll put it out there.

Rank us, Raiders, wherever you listen to podcasts, Apple, Spotify, all the things, however many more there are. That's how you know you're good at this job. Well, I mean, what a transition. We didn't plan that. I mean, I'm just saying, like, just because, look, we don't disguise our packaging unless your name is brenda you know what you're going to get out of us you're out and uh you know so just yeah hit us within five stars that way you know we we do our job

you do it and we thank you we're almost at 400 now so we appreciate y'all support we want to keep doing this stuff what was that guy from kentucky's name roger roger roger that roger roger that roger Roger Roger You know what makes the world go around Roger You know what You're right

A difference of opinion Roger that You love Zingers I can't say I've ever had one So There you go ROC Coca Coca Coca And a moon pie

RC ROC Yep An RC cola and a moon pie Yeah Banana Banana flavor Oh wow

Banana Banana moon pie Yeah Banana boon pie baby Pop knot Oh, wee. Well, send us out of here.

You already hit Roman. Do you want to do that one? 1236. But I tell you that everyone will have to give an account on the day of judgment for every empty word they have spoken. There you go. Luckily, zingers aren't that important. Yeah, I don't think they're going to be up there, but.

Christmas tree cakes will be. Oh, yeah. Well, for sure. If you die and wake up and there's host of zingers. Nope. You're in a wrong place, big dog. Panic. Panic.

They go melt. No, I'm kidding. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here. We're going to see a lot of Christmas treats.