Duck Call Room - Willie Robertson Accidentally Arms an Ape with a Machete [UNRELEASED VIDEO]

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

Willie Robertson’s idea of fun is something Uncle Si just can’t get behind, and a way to prove his nephew Jase wrong about his marksman skills has finally come along. John-David makes a plan for himself and his politics-loving son on Election Day, and Martin attests to Si’s mean skills with a needle and thread. Stone has a small bone to pick with the Buck Boys, who are the younger counterparts to the Buckmen. Si impersonates an old-school gangster as a favor to one of his listeners. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And look at this sucker. It just came walking at me. He's a big dog. What would you do if something like that just walked up at you? And he's a dog, Eddie. No, I ran. No, hey, go him with care. I didn't know if he was rude or not.

It's good for his eyes. Welcome back. I didn't know we were rolling. I didn't either. We've had a full-on 20-minute episode that I thought was pretty good, but the cameras were all messed up. Yeah. Not Hunter's fault, by the way.

That's it. Sticking up for Hunter. Someone come in and abscounded with our equipment. But we got it all back. But we got it all back and hunters, I think, has got it working. Obscounded? Amazing. He's an amazing technician, boys.

I want to start out with the... I always give a hunter a bad time so I'll take up for you. What? I got a picture today. Okay. Of what? Unidentified critter. Flying or walking?

Four-legged. Or legged. With the long tail. With the long tail. Mm-hmm. At night. At night. At night.

Bum-bum-pum. That's got to be. I thought we discussed this earlier. What is all that junk in front of it? Brass. That's interference. That's interference. It's a...

It's called grain. Yeah, grainy. Graney pitcher. It's a game camera. Wait a bit. It says 2024, gentlemen. We can't do better than that. I mean, a picture of the lifetime, and then you got this, whatever it is.

It's like every Sasquatch photo you've ever seen. Complete failure. We finally got it. Yeah, I got a picture of it. And then, hey, what's that one? Technical difficulties. Oh, we can. He just didn't walk in front of a spy point.

Well, here's my, he's a company, man. Here's my analogy of it. I would have said it was a mountain line. I think it's that big thing from. But here's the thing. The tail's wrong. Because look, it only goes so far and then I don't see no more tail.

A cat's more sleek than that. Yeah. That thing's kind of boxy. He's a little blocky. Well, hey, that's a fath. It's one of these. I don't know. He just ate.

And he ate one of them. It's either that or what did you say it was, Martin? A capy? No, it ain't a capy bar because he's too short. No. But his head-shaped. looks like a capy bar. So it's a taper.

That bred with a capy bar. We've got a hybrid. And it walks. It's just as possible as a black panther. It won't. Hold on it. Hold on it. Hold it.

Hold it. Hey, here's the thing. Hey, whatever that is, it's just eight. Okay. And he ate a bunch.

Well, he's got a big belly. Yeah. He ate a deer. Well, he could have. I'm pretty sure I know what that is. I would eat a deer.

Okay. Crell cam. aren't they Graham. But anyway, yeah. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, it's funny for a simple reason. His head is really under, under, you know, it's not right. Don't, you can't, you can't, nothing about him is right.

He's getting worse. Yeah. I'm telling you. Now he looks like something you see in a psychiatrist off of it. I told y'all that was a photo thing. We go to the eye doctor. Yeah. I legitimately think y'all are just fooling with him now.

That's a real big. You got that literally 20 minutes ago. This morning. That's crazy. It's out there, man. I've got who I can't trust nobody these days. You know what I'm saying? Agreed.

That's how I feel. Are you okay with it? Hunter's moving stuff again. Okay, but what were you watching last night? You came in high. Hey, PBS. Public broadcasting system. They have some of the best shows there are on.

Last night, it was. premier the silverback gorilla which weighs about a grown one weighs 430 you said I think he's bigger than that is a as soon as I walked in side goes Google it I said what silverback gorilla wait yes sir I don't know is there a difference between like a regular gorilla and a silverback gorilla or they just all gorilla hey when you say who's at the top

yeah be the silverback the silver bag yeah I got you and he has a just like right above his butt and on his back is silver all the way up. Kind of like you would have a shirt off. Yeah. I'm out. A silverback gorilla is just an old gorilla. That's the same gorilla.

Same gorilla. He's just old. He's just old man. Oh, no, no, no. Sir. Hey, there are other gorillas and they do not have a silver bag. Kind of like how I don't have a gray ponytail and you do. No, no.

They're called young gorillas. It has nothing to do with age. Uh-oh. I don't know. Hey, that's why I was asking. I'm just going with. I don't know the woman's name. The World Wildlife Federation.

But she lived. Hey, there was a woman doctor. She's a PhD. Jane Goodall. Okay. I said her. Yeah, I think. Anyway, she lived with the silverback gorilla, his tribe, his whole family.

King Silver. Like 20 of them. Kind of like DJ Silva. Yeah. And hey, look, it shows her sitting in a circle of gorillas all around her. Okay. She's chilling on a banana. You know, hands it to one, let him eat it.

And I mean, she became part of their family. It is Jane Good, all right? Yep. Okay, good. I'm glad my memory five. I found her with the grills. Oh, yeah, that's her. Wait, that's Rafiki.

There you go. That's that kid. That's that cat that held up that baby lying that time. Yeah. It was like the eighth picture of her. There's plenty of the pictures. I was talking about, but the one at Disney World made me the happy.

That's it, boys. Hey. Oh, that's funny. But hey, there are different types of corollas. Can I just read to you what the... What does the Google say? No, this is the World Wildlife Foundation. Dot org slash UK.

So I don't know if... Hey, wait, you got UK in there? I don't believe nothing. That's a Brit safe. Oh, boy. Gorillas are classified as infants until they reach around three and a half years old, and adults from around eight. Males between eight to 12 years old are called blackbacks.

Then from 12 years old, they develop a silver section of hair over their back and hips, earning them the name silverback. I'm just reporting. I know. So where do you fit in on that? Are you a blackback or a silverback? I don't believe a report. I think there's, uh,

silverback grilles and then there's black back black back grills. And one day the blackbacks will be silverback? He won't come but silver. Okay. So we're just bucking. Hey, hey, yeah, I'm bucking the system. Okay.

I ain't going along with the system. I already know that by now. Is there any ball in a single back's system here, buddy? Silverback is a, a type of one of the gorillas. Where are guerrillas native to? Were they native? Yeah.

The world. Well, one of them's native. The silverbacks native. to the Congo in Africa. Okay. But that's what the show was about last year. I mean,

I know they ain't from around here. Yeah. The ones in New Orleans are cool. I'm like you, though. Wouldn't it be cool to have a as you're a butler? Didn't they have like a sound, a music group or something?

The guerrillas? Yeah. Yeah, they were kind of rough music. Hey, all right, what does Google say where they live? What does it matter? You don't believe it? Yeah, good point.

Well, I just want to know. The Congo. You were right on that one. Yeah. Oh, that's where they're from. Yeah. Okay. Interesting.

Over there in the armpit of Africa. Okay. Geographically speaking. Hey, why you got to call Africa the arm pit? I'm saying the shape of it. Yeah. Oh. I don't know what the nice part is, but.

Hey, the whole continent. I've always wanted to go. Well, hey. Willie went and saw the silverbacks. Unless they were under 12, then they weren't. Then they were black back. And that one of them grabbed a machete. and took off running.

Have you ever seen that video? Uh-huh. You have never seen the video that Willie took of a gorilla grabbing a machete and running. No, but now I'm thinking... This is a true story. Hold on a second, hold a second. Now I'm rethinking my stance on him being my butler.

Hold up, sigh. Say what did he grab? A machete. A machete. Oh, say it again. Hey. Machete. A machete.

This is a thing. Machete. I thought that's how you say it. I think that's what the... Mexican people used to make tequila. Okay. Okay, hold on. I've got a picture.

Now, that's just a guess, okay? That has not been verified yet. Okay. Okay, I found a picture of Willie and the gorilla. Okay. But I do not have the video, and I would have to text that to Willie. He looks like a first cousin of the gorilla, doesn't he? Well, it's just the back of Willie.

Look. That is Willie in the wild. They both got silver back. Yeah, Willie's a silverback now. He's way older than 12. Look there. He doesn't look the first cousin of a gorilla. Look at there.

I don't know. They're both black. So what's your problem? They're domesticating them? Is that what you're... Well, no. You can't domesticate. The term, I can't spell it because I just meant,

starts with it's H-A-B-U-I-something. They said non-H and H. so I just took it I gave it my own definition because I didn't know what it was okay half the words you say are your own well no no I just figured they're domesticated them trying because hey

they keep trying to sit down with them and they sit there for days negotiations don't go anywhere no no they sit there for days filming and talking to them and everything else and look I mean hey this gorilla is close to where you're sitting

is I'm sitting. Yeah. But he was running out of the brush out of. You know, he said, hey, you don't get any closer than this. Yeah.

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I guess my biggest issue is where did the gorilla get the machete? They were like chopping through the jungle. He just took it from him? Yeah, somebody set it down and the grill was like, sweet, machete. Well, because why wouldn't? I imagine if the gorilla walked up

and grabbed the machete that you would say, fine, you can have it. Oh, I wouldn't be standing there. Yeah, but they're like... He'd hit me in the back. Yeah. Donnie, day, have you seen the video of the chimpanzee with the AK-47.

Uh-oh. That is more terrifying than a gorilla with a machete. All these hands sitting around a fire shooting AKs up in there. The chimpanzee grabs the AK-47. Starts pointed at everybody. You haven't seen that? Uh-uh. Is it real?

Oh, yeah. Or is it artificial intelligence? They must build him and mounted him because, hey, we cannot show this because it's somebody else's YouTube video. That's it. But, look. Oh, no. No.

Let's wait, wait for it. He says to grab it, boys. Well, that's just dumb. Yeah. You handed it to me? Yeah. I don't. As of the Planet of the Age, viral video, April.

Oh, what? Oh, okay. I know this one thing. They all left the area. Wait, what? It says it's. Look at it. Hey.

No way it's real. He said, hey, I'm the king now, baby. What I like, hey, them, them soldiers wasn't as dumb as I thought they was. Oh, he's pretty dumb. Yeah, they was. Yeah, they were. Because they gave it to him and then, but he showed them. They left.

Okay, they left the A. Oh, is this Willie? Willie responded. Oh, what a good friend. Uh-oh. I didn't know we were this close. Thank goodness for eye cloud. Right.

Hey, I didn't know Willie got that. Oh, yeah. Bad deal. Look at this. That guy said, uh-oh. There went my machete. And that is Willie filming. Willie is filming

Gorillas in the Wild with a machete. And you see how close that was? That's what was last time. So that would be an infant gorilla. That's the same thing last night. On a silverback. They was that close to that animal.

Your nephew's been. That close. Hey. I ain't never getting that close to a wild animal. Why not? No. Huh? No.

Hey. Look, I mean, I don't want him extinct either, but hey, if it was up to me, careful. Well, he had a good run, son. That's all I got to say. I'm not going in a jungle. Look, you can't even see them. So you would whack the last other species, huh?

Well, hey, yo. He ain't going to knock him out. I ain't going to knock him out. He just ain't going to save him. I didn't, yo. Oh. Every man for himself, huh? I just, you know, there's bravery.

There's stupidity. Call me coward. Yeah. I'm the coward of the county. That's hilarious. That is, I mean, I'm guessing that's a little, but he got bigger when he grabbed that machete. Oh, no.

He may have been a little. It was like that, when they handed that monkey that, that gun. Okay. He got real tall, real quick. All I'm saying is, I don't want to fight a gorilla that's unarmed. I'm saying planted a date. But you give them a weapon.

Yeah. They faster, they bigger and they're stronger than me. Uh-huh. They go win. That's wild. You think you could choke out a jiu-jitsu, a gorilla? No. The man who knows.

So domestic guerrillas. Like for pets. Are you in on it? I mean, does that interesting? That was just their hate. Like I said, I don't know what the word is, but that was my definition I gave to it, is they actually, they're trying to get them used to human beings.

Yeah, I know, but are you pro or animal? tie that. Are you like, do you think it's a good idea? I mean, I've seen the movies. Well, no, no, here's the thing. I don't want them to be extinct. Okay, because I'm looking,

this is a wild animal in the jungle. He's not bothering anybody. Yeah. Okay. And then we infringe on his right. Yeah. Which we're wrong. But there's, you know, that's a human being.

What about cotton mouse? Yeah. Well, same deal. I infringed on one this morning. Oh, why right now? Hey, snakes are a totally different deal. If you're reptile, stay away from me. That's why I took out the dinosaurs.

Okay, hey, that's it. That's why I killed all the dinosaurs. They were reptiles. So you're out on that. Okay, I'm out on that. The rest of the part proves some animals should be extinct. Some animals, okay, those that eat you. That's proof.

You know, hey. Well, so like. Everybody, everything says right to the right. Are we talking about, like, pet, gorillas, Because I think that's a bad idea. We're going to keep going with this. It is. He's brought it up.

Well, hey, it is a cool idea. I mean, I've seen all the shows. It turned it to a 450-pound wild gorilla. Okay. And then you say, George, answer the door, and he goes over. Well, I'm about to blow your mind, Tsai. Have you seen the newest invention from Elon Musk? Oh, didn't clearly.

Eli who? Elon Musk. Musk. Not Eli Manning. Oh. Are you ready for this? Oh, the robot. I don't know who that is.

Oh, yeah. The robot. He made the Tesla cyber truck and all that jazz. They made like a human being C3PO robot that you can get for your house. How do you? I don't want one of those stupid things. Why not? I'd rather have George to Gorilla.

Is that at the wildest thing? That ain't cool. To me. I've seen that movie, too, though. It don't work. I don't work. Prove that's about it. Yeah, it don't work out well.

It don't end well. Hey, computers go nuts with me. That is true. Yes. I got a... Now, you don't want to have me. He got a way stronger chance of house breaking a gorilla than he does housebreaking their gorilla.

Oh, yeah. Oh, the computer, I, no, no. He's going to run them up. Okay, I could train a gorilla. And to be fair, I can't even keep a Roomba running. So I don't know how in the world you're going to keep that thing. Yeah. I don't like a Roomba.

No. You come home and all your chairs are in a different spot. They made those things too strong. Yeah, those things wild. A friend of mine, Ruma got up into some dog feces. Uh-oh. And it painted the carpet.

Ooh. That's when you just move. So are you mad at the Rumba or the dog? The Rumba. The Rumba. The Rumba. The dog was there first. Well, you'd be mad at yourself

for being too lazy to vacuum. There you go. Uh-oh. I'd go with that. Have you seen the Rumbas that cut your yard? That seems dangerous. Clean up, crew, in the living room. room, please.

They got lawn mowers to do it. Oh, yeah. They got lawn mowers. They're bigger than a room. That's why you have a mate. Oh, hey. Hey.

Not all of us in that tax bracket, Hamper. Well, hey, look. Oh, get away out of here. Hey, I sent Allison to buy a car in Shreveport this morning, and I told that guy to, uh,

over a thousand bucks. We can't all have maids. I'm telling you, I hope you be listening, man. I don't like you anymore. He said, that's why we got maids. So you got got got by a used car salesman?

I'm never, I'm never buying a car again. I didn't get got it. I just didn't buy it. I won't. There was a. Hey, don't tell that lie on television. There was, I'm never going to buy a car again. There was an attempt at getting got.

They attempted to get us. They didn't get us. Okay. Allison told them, she said, I put in this. Oh, have you bought a car lately? No. How long ago when it was you bought it? Allison's car?

11 years ago. You got it. They got you. That thing. They got you. Imagine Carter in a car for 11 years. Well, I'm just saying. They still got you.

Yeah, I don't like it. They may not get Carter, but they got you. Oh, to what? Was Carter on the podcast? Oh, yeah. I saw a picture with his hands up in there. Oh, yeah. In his suit.

The Richard Nixon, baby. Hey, look, I always tell them when I go in there to buy one. Hey, at least get a gun and point a day. And put a mask on. Look at there as a broke leg. make me feel better anyway. I'm going to send Carter in to buy this car. Voluntarily.

You actually had to put a gun on me and I took it. So anyway, say this is the same kid that I picked up in the middle of the road a few years ago. Yeah. Same kid? I don't ever forget that. He's wild, man. He's just walking down the road.

A little. Yeah. You know my favorite. And he was little then. I said, what are you doing? And I rode down my window, I looked at him and said, what are you doing, son? He said, who me? who me

you're talking to me talking to me you talking to the press you're talking to the press I said get to the truck boy we'll take you home oh yeah no his best line

when he was here I got when he said I guess my final words are just if they if I get in office and die please come to my funeral yeah please come to my funeral

I was like what is going to so you watched it with him though what was his thoughts seeing himself Yeah, we might have made him. We might have created a monster. Yeah. He was like, how many people watched, Dad?

I said, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. We're having fun. Yeah, no, he's fired up. And for all the people that said great things about him. You need to take him to oppose? Oh, no, we're going. No, no.

And tell him, let him tell the people what they should do. I don't think that's against a law. Technically legal. It's not legal. I'm just talking about he, he's going to give him the reason to vote. Oh, yeah, no, he's. The problem is he's very pro. one way. So, like, you can't, you can't do that in this country.

I purposely am not early voting so I can take Carter with me just to see if he gets me. Oh, yeah, that's a big deal for him. Election Day will be a huge deal for him. I want him to walk in there and yell his opinion and just so I can giggle. Yeah, that'd be good. If we get in trouble like that. Hey, I do the same thing. And I giggle too. You go in there and tell people. You actively campaign at the polls. Hey, I have freedom of speech. I'll say what I want to. hard to argue that one i guess if he's not working for anybody all them signs just say no you know whatever it's like you can't even wear a t-shirt oh hey i ain't getting in the booth with him i'm just telling him hey here's your best choice if you get in the booth with him you will get in

then i would be infringing my rights on them okay i'm not going to do that but hey as long as i'm outside i can say what i want to about who i want to okay hey I'm interested I now I want to go with you like early voting early voting going on right now that's one reason I actually you know I enjoy it because we talk about okay what's our options here folks you know pretty easy election this time only three things on there so wouldn't much to it yeah I because Allison does not care I have to go like see what if there is and there's only three yeah just president Congress and one of amendment one constitutional amendment.

What are they trying to change now? Well, I don't want to talk about it. Yes or no, Martin? What you vote? No. I always vote. I'm a standing no on amendment. I just know what the friend, what was up for grabs here.

You know what a good friend and boss of mine once said, and I'll just leave that at whoever you may think it is. He goes, I vote yes on all of them. I said, why? He goes, well, somebody went through a lot of work to get that on there. And I vote no for the exact opposite reason. I'm like, well, if it's good enough to be here until now, it's probably still good. Gansel.

Is it messed with a constitution? Hey, didn't it? It's a state constitution. And it's something probably like, is fantasy football okay to play? Yeah. Yeah, we did have to vote on that a little while back. I remember that. Gambling.

Gambling on football. Yeah, sports betting. I voted happily yes and lost about $500 ever since I did that. Great decision, John David. If you want to lose money, hey, it's your choice. Yeah. He's lived in my business. Don't get in my business, boys.

The side goes every Saturday night to lose. Hey, look. Hey. You're up, though, right? For all time. Like, hoker? Yeah, for sure. No.

Hey, you're up. No. Are you up? No. No. Nobody's ever up that gambles. No. They all lose.

Hey, if they're telling you that, if they say they're up, they're a bunch of liars. So you're admitting you down. Yes, I'm down. Yeah, but he's not out. I ain't out, though. That's when you lose. It's when you're out. Yeah, when you quit, you've lost.

It's a good, there's time to quit. Up to that time, okay, no, you ain't lost yet. You've got a chance to get it back. There's times to quit. There's a whole program built off size philosophy. That's right. It's on the bottom of all them sports betting. Yeah, I feel like we got to stop and do an ad for a $1,800 number.

That's why they got, hey, call this number if you've got a gambling problem. I do. Hey, I got about $300 riding on the Saints to win the Super Bowl. I'll let you know when I mean. Well, you know how much money that people got on that phone number? They got a bunch of money riding on that too. Sad day. So you're calling Jason a liar.

Uh-oh. I'll call Jason Roberts a liar to his face. Okay. Okay. and do frequently. There it is. Okay. What else does he lie about?

And podcast. What else does he lie about? Hey, that's the only thing I think Jason Robinson will lie about. No, there's two things. What? That I know that you will say. Well, I know that he thinks he's the greatest poker player in the world. Okay.

And that is a ball face lie. And. Okay. No, no. I don't know if anything else he's really not. Well, you ain't ever killed a duck. Oh, okay. Oh, okay.

Hey, look, hey, how do I say this? Hey, all bets are off when it comes to him talking about his uncle. Okay. Then he, hey, hey, the door is the limit. Okay, when he's talking about me. Okay. Well, you know, I cooked stakes other day, and me and Jay said him, and he pulled out a lot of cash out of his pocket.

He said, let me give you some of size money to help pay for them state. Hey, I love it. I love it. Hey, no, no, I love it. I really do. I said, that's like when I go hunting, they asked me when I was out one time, said, hey, what's the favorite hunt you ever been on? I said, every one I go on.

I said, because I love going with idiots, okay, that tell me what I see with my two eyes. To be fair, your eyes aren't very good. Then they even go further. They tell me what I kill with my shotgun. He doesn't even have glasses anymore. Oh, they know. I don't need them.

No, 20-20 now, baby. Are you still 20-20? Yeah, they just need some readers from time. Well, look. On the time, I'm up close. That's speech. Oh, was you out there about 30 yards? You'd be.

Yeah, you're in trouble if you're 30. You're dead. 30 at end. Now, say here, if you want to ask, can I shoot and kill something? that's the man you need to have. I've seen him in action. The first duck hunt I ever went on down at Phil's property was with Stone and Cy.

At least he laughed. I had great time. You had a good time. And the one duck we saw, Si, I'm pretty sure raised up and pounded it. Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah. The new guy didn't get to,

but the old guy that's been there in a house. Hey, I'll tell you how good I am. Okay. Okay, look, we're in the blind, okay, and it's always the same, okay, a bunch of ducks come in, I shoot three times, okay, a bunch of ducks fall, and then everybody gets to run in their mouth about, boy, did I, whop, whop them, and whoop them on that one. Wop them and whop them, boys. Y'all, so, hey, look, here go, here comes a bunch of in, and I go, bam, bam, bam,

three for three, boys. I said, I was three for three. They all bust out laughing. Y'all, and I said, what's so funny? They said, you didn't kill nothing. I said, why is that? He said, because we put blanks in your gun. I said, see, y'all just don't understand.

That's how good I am. You can't stop me from killing with blanks. Killing with the Wadden, boy. I'm killing with the Wadden. National treasure. Now, protect you, pipe, smoke it. Well, they all shut up then. They got real quiet.

Did they? Yeah. And they never tried. Because, look, that happened once before. James comes to the Boath Come at points Guess what

I said what He said they got colored shot I said Jason they'd have colored shot From ever You know Peter's high velocity is blue You know This is red

Winchester is red He said no no not the holes He said I'm talking about the shot In the shotgun shell And I bust out laughing He said what's so funny I said well I said you're going to do what you want to

I said, but right now, every time we kill ducks, we can talk about it and never, you know, never change. I said, if you get colored shot, I said, I'm going to take the color yellow. And I said, then when something gets shot, I said, here's the way it's going to go. Stone always cleans the ducks. And I said, I'm going to make it a point to say,

stone. I want to sit with you when you clean the ducks and I want you put them in stacks of colored shot. And I said, here's the way it's going to go. There's five for yellow. Oh, there's a blue one. Oh, hallelujah. Okay, there's ten more

for yellow. That's illegal. Okay, there's 24 more for yellow. Way past... It's a red one. We are way past limits. Well, Jason forgot about going and buying some colored shot after that. I think he seemed to read it. or the writing on the wall.

We can argue about it now. I'm pretty sure there's a box of it. If I get him some colored shot, we won't be able to argue about it. Speaking of hunting, I got a bit of duck blind tomorrow. You want to help me? No.

Just being perfectly truthful. I'm struggling. I'm finding some help. Well, you got to go, you know, start, you know, 76 is too old. start going down okay till you get in like i'm not talking about working 50 50 in below i'm not talking about

working i'm talking about just for for giggles for true morale for true morale well who all's going to be there well me and uh nurseman nurse man nurse man yeah and and cody barker and then well i come to that but i sent an invite out to the young bucks and they all deny but it's always a struggle who's the young buck guys huh the buck boys you ain't heard of the buck boys you ain't heard of the buck The boys. He's talking about the boys now. The buck boys. Who are the buck boys?

Well, you know who the buck men are, don't you? Willie. Willie. Al Dean and Company. What's Phil calling him the country Western? The country Western singers, the former baseball players. Yeah, those are the buck men. But now they don't come up with buck boys.

Willie come up with it, I think. Who is it? It was pretty funny. He's trying to read them old memories. It's the young generation. It's his son-in-laws and their friends. Yeah. Oh, boy.

Oh. I don't want to have to name names. Hey, yeah. I will. Jacob. There you go. There you go. Jacob.

And now, hey. Christian. So I sent out of group text to the buck boys, you know. I said, look, I'm building a duck blind. If y'all want a duck hunt this year, it would behoo. It would behoove you to show up. Do a little work. And put in some sweat.

Yeah. get some sweat equity involved here. Well, one response was, I don't know. I got to check with the wife. The next response was, we have a pickleball tournament. Oh,

no. I knew that was coming. I said he's going to talk about, for sure Jacob Mayo is playing pickleball. No, he's got to work. Oh, that's right.

Jacobs said he had to work. Oh, I was, I was, oh. Yeah. Well, it must have just been. Hold on.

Hold on. specific that one hour of that day? Is that what happened? No, no, it's like, all the questions coming back. They're all like, well, how long are we going to be there? What, how early we got to be there, you know? Who's got a pickleball time? I'm like, you're going to be there until we get tired or until we get the job gets done.

That's right. It's either finish the job or we'll either come back tomorrow to finish it. That's it. Until we get tired. Pickle ball. Well, hey, is Jacob? They can play pickleball a lot. Oh, the boys good at pickleball.

I was weed eating around the, around the pickleball court while he was playing. Boy, he's getting after. Jacobs done got like him and your brother-in-law. Yeah, you don't want to play with, they're like, hey, you want to play? I'm like, not really anymore.

I go to work every day and you're like, it is a defense. They're like, what do you do for fun? Huh? They ask me what I do for, I was like, well, y'all play pickleball all day or what? They're like, what do you do for fun? I practice killing people with my hands.

Simulate murder. Yeah. I practice killing people with my hand. He says simulated murder. And if you don't show up, you're going to be number one on the list. They need to officially now change the name of Jiu Jitsu from Jiu Jitsu to simulated murder. Simulated murder. That's what it is.

That's what you tell all the boys. Uncle Sire said, okay, hey, look, I will name y'all by who shows up. If you don't show up, guess what? You're first on the list that gets killed by Jay Stone. With his bare hand. Simulation. Simulated. Not for real.

Hey, Hunter, please cut that. Hey, you will get a button and put it on Instagram. Oh, well, the scary part is. I'm terrible at it. What? Jitsu? No good. There's some people I don't know in the room today, but I'd still put you at number one in the room, sir.

I'll tell you this. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'll tell you this. I know I'm out. He whoop all the boys, okay, that we're talking about. But anyways.

Yeah, he can. No, I give them a hard time because it's fun. But they had. I will say this. I will say this side. I told them, I told the buck boys, I said, we got 600 acres. The buck boys. West of the creek.

I said, that's y'all. Y'all get in there, get after it, develop it, manage the deer herd. And then I'm going to take it over. And oh no no no I'm kidding I don't have time. No he turned them loose. I turn them loose. Look them boys. Well, there's one of them in particular.

I forgot his name. Luke. Luke, yeah. Oh. That boy, he's something. Yeah. So he's got post of size. I'll keep the rednecks out.

They don't have found two poachers. They got new deer stands up, food plots. No, he's actually. He's managing the property and keeping the poachers. That's right. And they're with the program on letting the young bucks live. Okay. Which has been the struggle over.

the years for me. When you and Phil quit deer hunting, the deer hunting got a lot better. Wait a minute, now hold it. I ain't quit deer hunting. Well, I'm at deer hunting out of the hole with it. I switched from deer hunter to deer slash manager. There you go.

There you go. We're a team now. Yeah. We're a team. See, I'm a manager now. Now, let me tell you what happened. I got too old to clean his own deer. So he said, I'm out on that.

No. He said, I'm out on that. I'm done shooting all. you're wrong with that because if I still want to kill something yeah a young one I will get him to kill me one well that's what I'm talking about you've got you've got if he wasn't allowed me to kill the young one or he wouldn't kill it for me I I would clean it myself after I killed it that's what I'll say you got but you got people now why and you don't like taking advantage of your people he did whip out his little pocket knife last time hey I try I try some time they sit out over that old man

I said put that knife down before you hurt somebody. But it was, we got something good going now. I'm actually proud of them boys, the buck boys. But you know what's funny? Jacob does work. Well,

he drives the bus all over the country. Oh, look. What do you do for fun? I'm proud of what they've done. The other ones I don't know. But that being said, I got a 16-year-old daughter

that's killed more dear than the buck boys put together. I know that. I know that. Uh-oh. And you got another one, And you got another one coming up. My 10-year-old killed three last week. That's right.

Hey, she's one that's managed you're not heard right now. Because she shot three doves. Yeah, my eyes turning red. You know what she said after she shot that first? Yeah. That felt good. Eyes got real big, just like those eyes right there. No, that's because she's a part of the SM, Jim.

Oh, I know. I know. It's emulated. Well, look, hey, here's the deal, though. Here's the deal. Well, she does. She does. got a video, okay, of that one, the little one, Sage, and BK, the older one,

and they load that dough in the four before. Oh, yeah, I saw. I went and got the rig and I came back. Oh, hey, they're dragging it out. Yeah, BK over there said, grab her butt. That's right. Grab her butt. Pick her up.

Pick it up, Sage, and putting it in the dirt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See an older sister bark at younger sister. That was pretty fun. Hey, they both. Hey, no, you don't want to mess with them too girls.

I tell Carter is down the opposite side of the street, even when he's just passing their driveway. Number one, they're very good with any kind of rifle. Number two, okay, they both know a little bit of jujitsu. And I don't want to say choke a 17-year-old out, this pretty strong boy. Yeah, got him. Hey, she did do that.

He jumped up behind him and put that choke hold on him. And the next thing is he dropped his phone and it was going out. Let that boy go. Oh, he did go out. And he did go out. She was seven when she did that. Yeah. She's a lot better.

Now she's what, 10? She's a lot better. Now she's got three years training behind her. You walked in there one day and got in front of me and squared off and flexed her muscle and said, hook's her. I said, what? She said, you want to wrestle? I said, say, go to the yard and play with her dog.

I ain't russing. Get out of here. She might accidentally take you out. Hey, oh, she'd take me out of a heartbeat, son. That kid don't play, okay? It ain't no if, okay, it would be when. Quickly would be the answer to that. Yeah, and that's exactly right.

Real quick. We're to the point of the show now, Hunter. Oh, it's Hunter's new job. Do you have us some voicemails? We do voicemails now and pause them so we can guess where they're from by their voices. Okay. All right. Oh, that's a good game.

It's going to be so much fun. Anyway, if you are going to leave us a voicemail, be sure to call 318, 215, 6559. Call, leave a short message, ask a question. Don't tell where you're from. Until the end, because we want to stereotype you by your voice. Yeah. Because that sounds fun to us.

Yeah, because people do it to us all the time. Where are you from, West Monroe? Before we get started today, we're here for the PSA. Give us five stars, people. All five of them. And then rate us, subscribe, follow, all the things. That way it helps us reach even more people and more of your friends so that we can keep doing this. Because, you know, it is fun.

Are we happy with four stars? Four and a half. Like, we're not perfectionist. Yeah, if you can do like four and a half or higher, that'd be tight. So go ahead, Hunter. Hey, how's it going? David. Oh, David.

Calhoun. I'm going to say he's from Georgia. Georgia. That was a deeper. Boys. Missouri. Missouri. No,

he's about to say where he's from. Georgia. Storn went Missouri. I'll even say Athens, Georgia. Oh. Okay. Northwest Arkansas. Arkansas.

Oh, that was so. Hey, Stallum was closest. He said Missouri. Yeah, Missouri. North West. Yeah. All right. Hey, how's it going?

David from Northwest Arkansas. I got two questions for Uncle Sy. One, did you actually sew that apron that Ms. K. had on that episode. I catch a lot of flack for being able to sew and for being a man and being able to sew and being sleeved up

with tattoos. I get a lot of flack for it. And two, could you wish my daughter, Cole, a happy birthday. She's a big fan of yours and watches Doug Dynasty every night before bed. She'll be 13 on November 1st. Her name is Cole.

What was the daughter? Cole. Cole. Yeah, his daughter's name's Cole. Cole. Oh, happy birthday, darling. Happy 13th birthday. Officially a teenager.

You just turned a teenager. Good luck, Dad. So now you're a terror. But Dad, we love it in a way. That's two sleeves and so. And yes, okay. Hey, not only do I sew with a sewing machine. Hey, this kid right here is the best with a stitch, a needle and thread.

Yeah. Because I used to make my sister get this. Okay. I don't have any manhood. Because I sold dresses, doll dresses when I was a teenager. Do you know what they can do? They can kiss where the sun don't shine. Yeah.

Who is that? He's talking about the people making fun of the- That has nothing to do with my manhood. Yeah. All it does is, hey, I'm smarter than three-quarters of you because I can sew. There you go. He just put himself in the 25% club just for sale. Hey, that man has stitched.

Top, top 27th, 10th. That man has stitched up a hole in my britches before. Yeah. Yeah, he can sew. Hey, don't. Hey, I've never tried. You don't want to pick a fight with me because you're going to lose. I like it, though.

A man named David who's got a deep gruff voice sewing in Arkansas. There you go. The sleeved-up seamstress. Yep. Again, darling, happy birthday, Cole. 13th birthday at that. All right. Next one, Hunter.

So that's a weird one. Where is Indiana? I was going to say up there somewhere. Ohio. Yeah. I'm giving her a good Midwestern, which doesn't make any sense to me why they call that the Midwest. It's not in the middle.

I'm going to go, wow. I'm going, wow. West Virginia. Arizona. West Virginia. I'm going Iowa. Iowa. Okay.

He sounds like she's from Iowa. Ohio. So I'm from North Carolina. Oh, Washington. Oh, Washington. Import. Import. Yeah.

No way. She's from North Carolina. She didn't have the slang. Okay, go ahead. Sorry, Hunter. This is a fun game. My question is more of a serious type of question in a sense. But, well, I'll just tell you the question really quick. Is a political position reserved simply for a man? I was asked to answer this question in our youth ministry

because we're doing like asking for a friend series and all the seniors who have to pick one question and we have like 10 minutes to answer it. I know it's kind of like a more of a question you to think about maybe, but just curious y'all's input on it and what y'all think of it. I don't have to think about. Yeah. What's the question? Is a political position reserved for a man?

Not at all. No. Now my wife doesn't care. So she asked me, but if she had opinions, I'd be wide open to them. Our congress person is a female from here. Also, Miss Julia Letlow, who's been fantastic while she's been in office. Terrible circumstances that got her there, mind you. However, I wouldn't pick anybody else for our area.

Like, she's been fantastic since she got there. So, no. Yeah, that's a weird. Where are you at, girl, North Carolina? Yeah, well, I mean, that's 1882. Y'all got them snakes. Well, that being said, all I know is, when I'm deer hunting,

the first deer to come out are always the doze. And they just stand there. Looking, wandering. And then the dummies follow. Yeah. And then the dummies say, I'm going to walk out there because I'm interested in what's happening. And then they quickly turn into Judas.

Yeah. And the one behind them gets killed. Yeah. That's a tough deal. Yeah, you know what? What was her name? No, all, all people can do. 80.

Katie, all folks can do politics or whatever. There are leaders of every shape, size, colors. There's a woman running for president. Yeah. And I'm totally, like, I'm, you know, I might not vote for. No, the last eight years is proof that it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Thank you.

I mean, 100%. Let's get real. Yeah, absolutely. No matter who wins what, I'm going to wake up and sell worms tomorrow and do the best I can. Yeah. And that's, if we all took that attitude, I think the world would be better. We're still going to be shipping out duck whistle. hopefully.

So, you know, there you go. It doesn't matter. Yeah. Hunter, are you got one more? Give us another one, Hunter. What up, boys. Florence, Alabama. He's definitely from Florence.

I know, nobody says, what up? My name's Parker. I'm from Florida. It's Florence, Alabama. All right, go ahead. Play it. Boys, my name's Parker. I'm from Orange, Texas.

Oh, man. Texas, boy. You're talking about Post Malone called Uncle Scott, gangster. Mm-hmm. Now, my 23 birthday is coming up on November 28.

My only birthday wish is I would like to receive a happy birthday from Uncle Si trying birthday episode. Okay. Have a good day, boys. Zai, you got to tell my man, happy birthday in your best gangster impression. I keep forgetting people's names because what's his name? Parker, Parker. Florence, Texas.

That's like the number 10 Florence. A happy birthday Parker in your best gangster voice. All right, you guys. Rob gangster. Oh. Happy a birthday or I'm going to wipe you out. Ah, he went home along, gangster. Oh, he went way back.

Merry Christmas. I don't know those snakes. Yeah, Merry Christmas. Happy birthday, you see. He was like a mugsy. Mugsy. That's what Mac Miller was doing. I was trying to do.

Who was the guy that, oh, good grief. He's parts his hair down the middle. and he's a male actor and he played a lot of gangster Jimmy Durandy Jacob Mayo oh you said parts his hair down the middle I didn't know

one of the buck boys kind of redheaded redheaded is tan the out color I don't know I can't think that was good side that's who I was trying to imitate I went somewhere between like

Balkomville and peekie blinders I'm not real sure I never saw that coming I want to send us out of here Mark 1217 then Jesus said to them, give back to Caesar, what is Caesar's, and to God, what is gods. And they were amazed at him. It's election season.

Yeah. You got to pay your taxes. Yeah. Give it to God. Give it to God. Amen. Give Caesar pennies. Give God all of it, because that's who owns all of it anyway.

There you go. You filthy animal. You see? Yeah. Listen up here. You see? You're going to get a happy, happy birthday, Parker. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the dot-call room. We're out.