Duck Call Room - Willie Robertson Has Tried to Embarrass Miss Kay for Years!

Episode Date: April 4, 2023

Uncle Si invites Miss Kay and, yes, they still argue and act like siblings, but this time it's in front of a live audience as the episode is recorded in a new place that ANYONE can see at Duck Commander. Miss Kay has a brand-new arm injury courtesy of dear Bobo, and the boys have a great idea for what she should do about future pets. Si and Miss Kay dive into their old outlaw days where Si would steal produce and Miss Kay would be the getaway driver. Martin takes this opportunity to embarrass Kay any way he can and spills the ways Willie loves to try and embarrass his mom. John-David finds the old reed machine Si worked on for so many years — and now understands why Si needed a nap break every day! Plus, why is a hog decoy in the tour room? --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello. Well, we are... Sorry. Back. Kay, you don't ever have to apologize to us. Special guest. Special guest, Ms. Kay, to break in our new studio. It's not...

It's actually not our new studio. It's actually the root, the duck call room and the tour here at the warehouse. So if you do come to the warehouse, you know, you can take a tour like the history of the companies. You end up in the duck call room. and you generally get to look at Jace telling you how to build a duck call. So you leave with a duck call that you built. It's kind of a cool thing.

But anyway, while our room is tore up, we're in here. So why not? We were like, where can we go? We're like, oh, man, we got a faux duck call room right across the hall. It's a replica. That's what we did. Yeah, it's a replica. It took me an hour to get here.

What were you doing? Well, I was lost. It's the same address. I'm lost in Duck Commander. I never thought I'd be lost in my own company. Oh, here we go. Well, y'all are making the real duck room, the other duck room? I mean, how was I to know all that?

There's a couple duck call right. Well, it's right past your room where you tell everybody how to make biscuits, Kay. Well, I hadn't been in a while making biscuits. Thank you. I know you haven't, but you're welcome to come do it anytime you want to. And there is a chance people could just walk through. There is. We're like a live, weird.

Kay, what if we set you up a live cooking? show in the tour I might not cook but I'd visit with all the people and tell them how to cook but I couldn't cook because I have to concentrate oh and that's the other cool thing so like today if people come through the tour we're just going to let them watch so we have our first ever

live studio audience what's your name sir Jamie I can't say your last name for technical reasons but Jamie is here where you from Jamie? Basterer Basterer Basterer Louisiana. Yeah, y'all might have no Hunter.

Oh, Lord, have mercy. Never mind. Different Hunter. Same opinion of him, though. Great good. No, Hunter actually worked for us then left to be a youth minister. We sent him into ministry after listening to us for hours on end. And now he actually does all the editing for my YouTube channel, my personal one.

So, what I showed up for, and hang out with one of a youth. Ah, okay. Oh, are those your? your kids? Well, Oh yeah. Yeah, so we just hired two kids to work in the store from Hunter's youth groups. So that's kind of cool.

Look at that. Just hiring people left and guys. Look, man. If you're in a youth group, your head's in the right direction. I'll take a chance on you being my employee. And it also helps if you're a twin because I'm trying to figure these twin things. You know,

since I have twins. So we have 15 year old fraternal twins working here now. So it's kind of wild. It's like, it's a case study for me. I just sit back and watch how they interact. I'm like, what do I have going forward for me? He's trying to get me confused. He's already got me confused.

Kay, what happened to your arm? What happened? I know you've got a story you wanted to tell. There's that mine latest injury. I have many more over here, but I can't show you some of them. But I'm always injured. And what happened was Phil's daughter brought her grandchildren to eat with us, and they had a one-year-old baby.

A baby did that? that to you? No. And the baby bitch. Listen to the rest of the story. The baby bitch. Squashing your ear too. Yeah, so it's a one-year-old.

So what happens is my dog, my rat terrier, my new bobo, he decides to get scared of the little toddling boy. Okay. Okay, so he starts to squrelling all that and I said, oh my gosh.

I said, it's a kid. It's nobody's going to hurt you. You're not scared of big dogs, but you're scared of a one-year-old child. So he starts in the, you know, scared thing. Phil said, don't let him get that baby. So I grabbed him. He didn't want to be held. So he's got sharp little claws.

Well, look at me. If my girl that works from me didn't know how to do wound care, I don't know. I'd be at the Glenwood right now. Really? Really. So your dog Bobos? The new Bobo.

The new Bobo. Little Bobo. I call him little man because he thinks he's a big man but he's not. He's a little man. He's so scared of that one-year-old he injures me.

Okay. And I barely made it here to be with y'all. So is this dog a good judge of character like Bobo was or do you think? No, he just doesn't know. Dumb as dirt. She said he's dumb as dirt.

And he costs $600. Joe Dirk. He costs $600. And the dumb and a dumb. All costs $600? Yeah. And now it's just costing me like my skin and other things. First $600, then your skin.

Yeah. Well, I'll tell you the whole story. I bought two. And I quickly, after I met both of them and kept them a week, I said, I can't do this. It's like you having your twins without real responsible people to take care of them. Okay. We have more people walking in, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the duck hall room.

Hey, you need to get you a pet pig. I heard about those. Military pig. I actually heard about those. No, no, you need to get you one. Have you seen one? Well, Willie's got one. Willie's got one.

Does he? Yeah, Bill Buzzbus got one. Well, I'm sure Veronica takes care of it. Oh, yeah, well, I've been to Willie's house, and I haven't seen no pet pig over there. I've been to Willie's house and I haven't seen Willie, so I don't know what he's doing anymore. That first hard to keep up with. Actually, we came and ate with him. He fixed me and A&N lunch.

What did he make y'all? Chicken salad sandwich. I couldn't believe it. He made y'all leftovers? No, they're not. I don't know if they're left over. That's embarrassing. But they were delicious.

Chicken salad is left. I'll fix that. He needed to do better than that. For all these restaurants that open, say, our chicken salads are best? I'm like, what did you do? Go get Popeye's old chicken shredded up and make that? Throws the mayonnaise in there and a couple of things. Yeah, that's terrible.

I'm not a chicken salad guy, obviously. Well, it doesn't like you either. I know. That's good because we don't have to cross each other's path. That's right. Well, I love it. Well, he made it. That's like chicken pot pie. What do you do? Like put pimento cheese on? How many things that he have on his chicken? Yeah, it was a different. Well, he had a lot of grapes in it. A lot of grapes. And he had toasted walnuts in it. Okay. And I didn't ask further than that, but it was good. I don't care. It didn't make me sick. I was fine.

Well, good. And he had tea, and he was. so funny. And then he was trying to talk to A&N and me, you know, because I say, you never get to be with A&M when she's here. So he's going to, so the whole time, he's supposed to be telling to us he's cooking supper. He went from the chicken salad to his cooking all over there for their supper. Well, yeah, he got 17 people that eat over there every night. I know.

You used to cook for us for lunch. I know. So we were lucky to be there. Our other two guests walk out. So if you hear some squeaks during that, look, this is roughing it. We're roughing in here. We don't really know what we're doing,

so that's fine. It's all good. They were interested for about three minutes in our chicken salad stories. I think they realized, said, nah, this ain't what I thought of it was.

Yeah. John Davis started boring the duck home. No, that would have sent him out. Hey. Actually, I thought he sounded good. Ooh,

that's Bill Robertson's wife. Mm-hmm. Counts for something. So I don't know about these, what are these little things? There's a lot of knick-knacks in here that weren't my other road. This could scratch your beard, both y'all's and yours, I don't know. A little wire brush. Wire brush.

Wouldn't that feel good, scratch some beard? Yeah, we used to use those for cleaning off the duck calls. So like after, if you see these wooden ones. Oh, that's what you did. They had the little shavings in them. You take that wire brush and clean out the trough just in case there were any loose pieces. Yeah, I don't mind. You could use that.

You could use sandpaper. Everybody used something different. So it was like. I might as get me more. Each craftsman had their own signature on the duck calls. In case they were wondering if they were handmade. Job security. They were, yeah.

I do find it funny that I come in our duck call room, and the first thing I see is a competitor's duck call sitting in the middle of the table. Right here in the middle. Hey, that's cool. I say competitors. That's the Haydells boys. They're at Shreeport. I like them.

I'm friends with them. They're good people. Most of the stuff in here is a hodgepodge. Yeah, most of it has been put together by people. by set designers and not by us. But let's take our first break when we're here in our new studio for like two, maybe three episodes. We'll be back right after this.

All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedale's beef makes such a good product, baby.

Ain't it good? It's so good. It's our friend, Sao Robertson, say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from.

But with Tritales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch. And other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill.

Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Trial's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat, folks. Yeah.

Just go to Try Beef, Beef, Beef. dot com slash that's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. All right, we're back. We still have one member. He's staying strong with us. Jamie. Jamie from Bastrop is hanging out with us. Our other two guests walked through and said, no, guys, it's not working. They got places to go. Yeah. I feel so far away from South. It's funny that you're in Jason's old chair, which is I find hilarious. But I at least get to come back to my placement. Do you want to do your best Jace impression?

Do your Willie impression? I know you can do that. I'm nervous about both of those things. If you're going to do a Willie impression, you can't be here. Oh, boom. Got him. No, let's hear what you got over there, Jay's. Well, don't worry.

I don't have a Jace impression. Don't think either one of them wouldn't do you impression or something like that. Oh, they'd make fun of you. Oh, they'd make fun of me all the time, but I'm fine with that. That's what they did. I'm their mother, and they make fun of me. That is true. One of my favorite parts of working for Willie was just when you would call and talk to Willie.

I don't know if you knew this or not, Kay, but he always put you on speaker for him. I should have known that. Can you believe I had diarrhea? Well, at least. I was trying. She knows what we're talking about. That's the truth. Now, that is the truth.

I didn't know. I'm going to get him. I'm fixing to get him today, maybe, if he's there. Good luck finding him. Yeah, and path to try. Yeah, go check with Parker. He's his new GPS system. Yeah.

Wherever he is. He avoids the rest of us like the plague. Where is Parker say? Because I can't find him either. Well, he lives in my neighborhood, which is kind of weird. It's a special set of skills being Willie's assistant. Yeah, no, he's in that office down on the end of the hall down there. You just disappear.

Yeah. Down by his wife's office. It's a family affair up here. Yeah. So I would have you been doing? Nothing. Absolutely nothing? Absolutely nothing.

Watching a lot of Westerns? Watching a lot of Westerns. Watching a lot of Westerns? By the way, what has your husband been up to? Well, he's been sleeping a lot too, come to think about it. But he actually went out today and put out one net, one fishing net. He said, I can't believe I used to handle this many. I said, did that one net wear you out?

He said, yeah, it was rough. But he did it. What's he going there? He took. The elicit flathead catfish? Is he fish hungry again? I'm fish hungry. Oh.

Oh, there it is. He is too, I'm sure. There it is. And so I'm going to go for a few days on a trip to Nashville to Jason's other house. Well, be careful. Jason who? Robertson. He has a house in Nashville now?

Yes. He got a farm or something. A farm. I don't know anything anymore. They got a farm. I can't see Jason over the farm. I forgot how many acres. Can we expound on that, please, sir?

Jace, as a farmer. That's a farmer. Okay. Why not? He would probably look good in an overall, though. No shirt. Oh, he would never do it. Barefooted.

Look like one of the soggy bottom boys. Oh, yeah. That'd be scary. Oh, he'd like. Well, he'd be the opposite of anybody else you know with that small white frame he'd have out there. What? He's saying that he doesn't tan well, okay?

Well, he doesn't look down to me. And he always looks skinny. He is skinny. He is skinny. He is so skinny. And he is real white. You can count his ribs. He doesn't tan.

For someone that stays out in the woods. He really does. He don't stand. He really don't. Because he's always been like skin. Yeah. There you go. Takes all kinds, right?

I don't know where we're going. I don't either. I'm trying to figure it out. Kay, what have you been up to? So you're going to Nashville. Yes, I am. What are you doing in Nashville? Well, crap, let me think what I'm doing up there.

You know, when you get my age, you know, you forget what you did three days ago, and what's your supposed to do in the next three days. Are you going to record another platinum album? No. I mean, you already have one. Please. You do. I know, but I'm not doing that.

I'm 75 now, you know, and I'm being a good grandma. I'm going to see Jason's other house and his family. and read my grandson Jason's oldest son wants me to be at the baby blessing for the new son named David Silas to go along with Merrick Carraway

Robertson and I'm going to be at the baby blessing oh look of there and that a nice thing to do The last thing this world needs was another silas Well I disagree This world needs way more size Alice is in it, as long as they act like you. See, there you go.

Our fan. Time and end. Hey, they always got me going in the ground. Yeah. Hey, I plan on hanging around, folks. Yeah. About another 25 a year.

You like a cat, son. You don't have 15 lives, boy. Yeah. I like it. He's the only one that used to be smoker that has such a good life now. you do? Well, I wouldn't say it's such a good laugh.

Well, you appear to be good. If cigarettes did take your toe. I know. This is for the smokers. You need to throw that junk away. They're bad for you. Well, see, Phil has the problem with his back. We know why that is?

He lifted when he used to put out like 80 hook nets. Now he took him half a day to put out one yesterday. It probably don't help that in his duck blinds he sits on a five-gallon bucket for seven hours either. I always ask, what's wrong with a chair? Backrest, he's over there, no. No. His squat half the morning. It's incredible.

I don't know how the man does it. The only thing I remember about that day it is that he used to be the spitting image, his forearms, used to be the spitting image of Popeye, the Saterman. He's big. The cartoon. Hey, his forearms were bigger than his biceps. Really? Yep, that's the truth.

And Kate can confirm. but he never did change those Jay Bird legs. He gave them to Willie too. Yeah, he did. And Jay's. There ain't a Robertson has been to leg day in 25 years. I can tell you that right now. He's back to running a hoop net because he's a hoop net.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I should say, you're a fishhug. Which he probably went and put down on that sandbar so he could catch him one flathead catfish. That's about a whale pail. About 12 pounds, that's all he wants. About 10, 10. Yeah. 12's too big.

He'll cut that up and have about three meals off of it and they call it good. Oh, that's fine. Well, it would be good to me, and then I'm going out of town. That was one of the cell pictures to get me to work for you. What's that? He said, you'll eat plenty of fresh fish. And that you're done. And you got a dunk on every day of the season.

I remember when I started here when the ops would run. We didn't build no duck call. It was all hands on deck putting nets on the river We call so many flathead catfish I know They're running, it's fun Yeah And they taste good

You can't go out and buy a meal like that You start getting it where they get the Topper gets out of the water Then there's an explosion of water But you only got about a week Oh yeah And then the blue cap move in Oh no fun

Yeah Yeah, there ain't no fun Because we ain't selling them no Oh big old big old Bull-headed blues, the old nasty-looking thing. Nasty. They got a hard life.

All the scars they got on them, man, it's wild. I remember I come in, I said, well, the brim on the bed, he said, yep. I said, well, let me go. I said, do you got any trot lines? He said, yeah, I got one. I said, go out all the way across the river.

He said, yeah, I said, okay, I'm going to go give me some bait, and then I'm going to get a trout line all the way across the river. So I went up there in a blueguiled bed, caught about a hundred of them, put them in a boat where he puts his fish, I fill out of water through my bluegill in there.

Went out, me and Jason went out and set it across. You know, Jason didn't think I knew what I was doing. No. I just said, hey, look, run the motor, son. I got the net. I mean, I got the trout line. I'll let it out. I said, hold it.

Let me put a weight on it. Hold it. Let me put another weight on it. You know, because I don't want to bargey's getting in my net. So I set it out and baited them up with bluegill. And Phil had a, I can't even remember the doctor's name, He'd cut a cyst out of his shoulder. Oh, yeah.

So he couldn't do it. You know, and I had baited him up and all that. And I said, all right, we got up, you know, daylight, go run the truck light. Well, the next time I know, I hear, whoa, whoa. Here comes fill in another boat. He's, hold, hold it. He's, let me get in that boat. He said, you don't know what you're doing.

I said, hey, I said, what you mean? I don't know what I'm doing. I said, you're coming to do the fun part. I said, running the truck. line's the fun part. He said, oh, no, he said, hey, look, I got a, I got a house note coming up. He said, you think you got anything? I said, hey, I said, look on that limb by the tie that trot line. That lamb was over there. That, them catfish was popping that, popping that limb in the water. He said, get out of the way, boy. He went to that. And what he first done, when he

started bringing it up, it was about seven in a row, about 25 pounds a piece, big old blue. Oh, too bad. I said, oh, yeah. I said, oh, yeah. That's back for you cared, though. Oh, hey. You had to eat what was there. Hey.

Well, what about when I was dating him? And me and you had to get out there with that same thing and get the little fish. And I kept saying, Phil, I feel something touching my legs. I said, you don't think it's a snake. No, it's just a water snake if it is. It won't hurt you. He ain't even looking over there to see what might have happened to me. We run the net up on the bank.

saying in that it wasn't a watertight big Congo big old Congo I was so dumb I was so dumb you weren't dumb Kay you were in love you were just in love yeah look where it got you got you sitting in here on a Thursday afternoon

listen to stupid uh instructions by my husband I mean really who is your girlfriend out there I mean, we'd go up there. Her dad had a camp on Black Bile. Yeah. We'd go up there and he had a P-Row. You know, K'd be in the back, field, be in the front, you know. I was a paddler.

Vast rig. Yeah. I paddled. She was a motor. She had back at paddle him. She patted him all over, Black Bile. Yeah, and I got spider things all in my head and in my face. I said, I'm getting all this on me.

I said, I can't paddle. And he said, yeah, get me out of here. They're biting over there. Come on. Hurry. You don't worry about that big safferson. And he just made me go through that crew. I think it goes without saying, Kay, they don't make them like you anymore.

So let's take a break. We'll be back right after that. Did he ever let you fish, Kay? Or you just had to paddle the whole time. Did you actually get to fish? No, she had to work. You were just the, you were the troll. She had to work.

The only time she got to sit is just we went gun. That's what you want. When I was down there by myself, I actually got in the P-Row, but I couldn't go out of the circle. You know, I had some woods, and you got out into the big water. So when I was a little girl, and I mean, I'd get out in that pee row, and I'd just go all around there, and I would fish. But when I got bigger and I like, then I just became the paddle girl.

Do you think there's any little girls paddling a pee row around anymore? No, because I turned us over one day. Okay. Do tell. Everybody got after you. I know. I don't even remember. the whole story, but I just know I flipped

the pee rope, but thanks, well to me, I wasn't scared I had a life jacket oh, may have mess in the duck call room. Hey, it's not ours, keep going, that's fine. Yeah, it didn't hit anything. So anyway, I got out of that but when I was little, I would come

down and I'd fish off the pier and then they finally let me with a life jacket you know, paddle around and I'd fish out there. I loved it. I really did. I think I was a city girl come to the country then. The city of Vivian? No, I know.

It's where I'm from. I mean, 200 people strong. And that's what you're calling a city girl? Well, I was more city than Phil was. That is a fair assessment. Hey, they own the store. They own the store. Big money.

Yeah, and you know what? There's a gleam in his eye thinking about it. Well, yeah, because... He got free ice cream. He got free everything. I started just hauling half the store down there. I didn't know people could be so poor. So I had to bring them food, didn't I?

Now, you remember that. She had lowered the blue plummet down. With the case of coax and all kind of goodies from the store. Did you tell your parents this? Oh, they found it up. And then when half their stuff came out... When she pulled up, we'd swarm it like buzzards. the coax will be gone in a matter of minutes

a case of coke a whole cake they wouldn't even wait for them to get cold I mean who does that I never saw anybody do that in my life Kay I'm gonna guess if they weren't buying Coke's refrigerator probably wouldn't real high on their list of amenities that they had

cold coats just a luxury did you have a refrigerator? They did yeah or just an icebox icebox and fridge not a fridge yeah I remember the time one Daddy finally, somebody come in and said, okay, they were selling freezers.

I hear the water from Kay's deal dripping over here. I'm trying to figure out what's happening. Yeah, that's what it is. Anyway, they come to the house and Daddy said, freezer. You know, the guy said, hey, look, here's the deal. You buy the freezer and we will stock it, slam full of food. I remember that. you know this is like this is like

teabong steak pork chops all the good stuff this thing was it was a deal so mama said hey she said that's a deal look it's it's supposed to be a three months supply

it was gone in three weeks y'all ate it on empty yep empty we'd come home from high school after school And the first thing we do, we'd have unthawed us a couple of team on stakes, and usually we'd have two or three of the football players with us. So it'd be about five team on stakes get thawed out, grilled, you know,

and whatever else they had in there ate. But we ate three months supply in three weeks. Well, there was like nine of you. You know what they reminded me of is a bunch of buzzards. Buzzards. Buzzards. Buzzards. You seen them just. Oh, no, no.

Hey, look, hey, you're talking about some. What are you talking about? He knows. He's fine. To come home in the afternoon and grill you a, you know, about doing thick ribby. That's a pretty good afternoon. It's a real good afternoon. Kay sounded like Brittany.

How do you eat just a piece of meat? I'm like, well, that's all I want. Jamie, we'll see you. We're losing another one. He got something to do. I get it. We lost our only fan. Gee.

Dougallon was no longer filmed in front of a live studio audience in West Winner, Louisiana. Oh, it kind of is. I mean, we got big hair here. We're helping Hunter out. Yeah, big hair. We're in a new spot. I'm not going to name you that way people want to associate you with us. It's fine, John.

It's not like film names anybody, is it? I couldn't imagine a steak after school. Oh, no. You were living the life. Oh, hey, that was, it's a life. Hey, you got to remember something. When they got home school, it's probably 530. I had to walk both ways.

miles uphill. They didn't get dropped all. I think Phil loved me, not just for me, but for a store full of groceries. And that was me. And she had a car. And she had a car.

Don't say yourself short. You had a car, too. And a little pony. There's a little small spider here that keeps distracting. Kane was the wheel man. When we went out on jobs. Jobs? Yeah.

Y'all robbing people? Oh, no. No. Well, yeah, robbing their pumpkin pads and stuff like that. Watermelons and what kind of jobs do you mean I need job well it'd be you know like shooting woodies on the roost yeah back when we was he's a oh we have another fan no no no no no no no no no no I'm sorry and hey I can tell you the boy by the guy's haircut he used to be in the military all time thank you for your service there sir

well he's one of my favorite people in the world and he helps me cook well good what we're talking oh the jobs so what jobs hey so roost and woodies Roost and Woody's. Kay would drive us by. The getaway car. Getaway car, Blue Flemma. Do you drive us pull over? It wasn't a Plymouth.

It's a bell air shiverland. And Phil said, hey, look, you drop us off at this point, pick up a half a mile up further up when you come back. I actually drove a getaway car. That is the definition of a getaway car. That's a getaway car. You committed a crime. It's okay.

You were an accomplice to. That's right. Yeah, and guess what? It was the old county car that had first, second, third. On the column? Yeah. Column.

Blue Plymouth. It wasn't a Plymouth. It was a Bel Air Cheval. Oh. They had more money than a Plymouth. I thought no. There was a Belmuth. Somebody had a Plymouth, but wasn't me.

That's right. Who had the Plymouth? I don't know. Do you? Cy. You brought it up. Somebody must have. Who had the Plymouth?

Plymouth. There was a Plymouth rolling around somewhere. No. You all wore out. I had the Plymouth. You had the Plymouth? Yeah, well, when I was, you know, in the military. Canary Yellow.

Did you ever have to drive away from any crimes in the Plymouth? No, but hey, in Texas, state troopers pull me over, okay? And look, I'm used to Louisiana cops. They pull up behind you, and you get out of your car and come back to them. Don't do that in Texas. They pulled me over with the light. I got it out of the car next to the island. know is that two cops

or jumped out, got their doors open, and they got 38 caught pointed at me. 38? Yeah, 38 caliber. Revolver. Back in the day. Revolver. And hey, look, it looked like 105.

That barrel looked like Beckett Brown. And I, whoa! I said, I don't know what happened, boys, but I didn't do nothing. And hey, the old name said, hey, get back in that vehicle. You didn't know what Smith and Weston look like Yeah, no, no, oh no. Hey, I'm talking at them.

I saw it. It's like looking down one on five. I said what a boy had that into his barrel. Oh, that's if he shoved it up against your forehead. Yeah, that's right. Okay, can you believe this room isn't real? No, it's a fake room, but it looks great. Fake, fake room.

I mean, it really does. I like that thing over there with this, little of these things coming up. Is that a hog with a hog? That's a raiding back. And that's a, what are those? That's a tough. That's a hog. A hog decoy.

That's a hog decoy. Oh my good. Now, you order to do that on Halloween. Oh, I've seen people in Fayetteville, Arkansas with anything, though. You got to call the hogs. I don't do that. What do they say? Isn't this what you do with this, though?

And then you travel around the woods? I don't think I'd wear that on my head. They start snorting like a pig, don't they? Yeah. It's shot. You look like a guy from Bentonville. Like, man. They would eat it.

Why do we have a hog decoy? Hey, that is the perfect size, though. About 30-pounder. Yeah, that's been here a while, man. Hey, put him on the spit, boys. That hog decoy looks way better than that mallard hen up top, I can assure you. He lost his head. Milded hen lost the head.

Yeah. No, it's there, but it ain't much to it. Oh, he ain't much to it. No, keep going, stalled. Well, come back. Lost another one, boys. Yeah, but don't take long. He said he's had enough, boys.

They'd have enough of it. He's had enough of it. This is why you never come to this stuff, folks. You just, you realize it's, it's, not really what you thought it was. Look, I will say, though, I was in Knoxville, Tennessee all weekend. But now everybody was asking about y'all, because everybody knows that y'all aren't as young as you used to be.

Really? Up in Knoxville. The East Tennessee, we're still loved. I can guarantee you that. Well, I'm glad of that. The fine folks of East Tennessee. I don't know about up north, but down here in the south. I guarantee you.

I was like 170,000 people at that thing. It had a fishing tournament. Oh, they did? They catch you and fish? No, that's a gar. That's a gar. No. Oh, you were at the classic.

Yeah, I played that thing with the gar. Do you all have it going at the store? I ain't watching people catch seven small mouth over 15 days. Yeah, that's bad. That's a bad deal. But anyway, for everybody that come and said hello, thank y'all. It was wild, man. There's a lot of people listening to doing what we're doing.

Oh, wait. Number one question of the Bass Master Classic. What? Did you see Bill dance? Of course I did. I hugged him. We were staying at the same hotel. Did you have a continental breakfast with him?

I did. I had breakfast with Bill. When he walked in the second night of the classic, he came up there, he saw me arms out. I was like, that's my man. He said, well, now, were you in there the other day when I called Gobbin? I said, yeah. I said, Bill, we need to get you in the room with us.

And he said, well, buddy, you just let me know I'll be there. So, you know. And I will just sit over there. somewhere and just watch. Bill's one of them people, Bill Dance, he's, I've got his cell phone number. I don't ever talk to him. No, because he's Bill. I don't want to abuse it. Like, you know, when I do text, he'll move over and sit with Martin and, and, and. Now, we got to let God and Dee, and he sits by you. That would be exciting. But we're going to let Goblin in there. I know. I'm just going to be a fan. No, it was. No, you bet sitting there. Bill

Dance. Bill Dance. Yeah. Gary, do you know Bill Dance? Yeah, so I'm on TV. See? If Ms. Kay knows you, you're a big deal. You're a big deal. You're a big deal. You're somebody. You were either on that or NCIS.

I'm not sure which one. Thank you. Do you watch a, whoa, whoa, got a backup here. How would you know that? You watch a lot of NCIS? I do. Sorry, but that's the naval crime investigation. I love those crime shows and who done it and all that.

Criminal Minds, yeah. He was a big criminal minds fan. My sister wouldn't watch criminal minds. You like one's bones? Bones? Yes, name of it. No, Jeff. The doctor.

That's Jeff's face. The woman's doctor. That's Jeff's favorite show. Thank you. So do you try and figure out who did it? Yeah. Are you ever right? Huh?

Are you ever right? Do you ever figure out who did it? Occasionally. Most times not. But I'm just a simple lady. Why wouldn't you females love who done it shows? I don't know. It's very much a female heavy.

audience on who did it? Who did it? Instead, NCIS is one of the it's one of the most popular shows on TV, thank you. There you go. Right behind Doug Dynasty. Thank you. No, it's

Duck Family Treasure, thank you. Oh, here we go. I can't believe nobody ain't signed this table. Well, they can't get here. We've got a wall. Please don't invite them to them. That opens a whole, well, you can sign it. Tell me a marker. I mean, you can sign whatever you want to.

There's probably plenty of your signatures around here somewhere. I thought I saw your signature somewhere a while ago. That's what's weird. All right. Now, nobody knows his signature. Oh. I did find size old working tool.

Yeah, readbender. There it is. Did you just sit here and do this? That's the OG one. I had the boringest job in Duck Commander. And he did it so well. You literally would just sit this here. And that's why I was allowed for two-hour nap every day.

Because it was so boring. And plenty of food, too. You would be amazed how bad your forearms hurt after about six hours on that little piece of a clip. That's right. And you just, is it? Yeah. It depends.

Well, it depends on which read it was. Oh, here we go. There's different settings. No, you couldn't just do it one way. See? We got different marks on there. You got different marks for old raspies, for classics. Yeah.

This is it, ladies and gentlemen. The piece of wood that built an empire. That's a redneck ingenuity. But look, when Duck Dynasty hit, we had enough money to get like three of them. So you see Stone Road on top of that one, standard bin for classics or something probably? For acrylic.

Point 10 and point 14. There you go. Can be used for standard reads. See? Nope. We had more than one then. Before that, we had one that we had to adjust the nuts on how far we've been them every time.

Now you've got to think about this. Phil's read system is double read. It had to be, it's got a little old rivet on one end of it. That had to be done one at a time. By him. Yours truly done that. One day I did not pay attention to detail. And guess what happened?

I hit the pedal on that reed to put a rivet in it. Oh yeah, it did. in your finger. It put a reed, it put a hole started right there. It started in my fingernail, turned it up like that, and put it, put it in it.

And that's where fake fingernails were born. So I walked out of there looking like this. Look, man's crazy. This is so boring. Look, it tore this fingernail all the way off except on this side and this side. It was just a little bit of skin holding it. Well, look, I'm looking.

at this and I said well I gotta get this off and I said otherwise my fingernail is not going to come in right so my wife is watching me I had an old pocket knife case pocket knife that had been just sharpened so much

that it was real fine point and skinny half the blade of when you bought yeah it's about you know it's been worn off so I sharpened it real sharp my wife is watching it she said what are you doing idiot?

And I said, Dr. Robertson has fixed to perform surgery on his finger where this fingernail would come in right. And she said, you're going to cut? I said, yeah. So I just said, okay, sharply real, and I said, okay. Then turn it around

and got on the other side of it. Yeah. I'm bleeding like a stup pig. I'm wrapping it. And she said, you are so stupid. And I said, no. I'm not. I said, because, hey, I only hurt myself a little bit. I said, if I don't want to

a doctor and had him do that, I said he had done three or four more things. First, either took a long needle and deadened it, sticking it right there where it was real dendent. I said, so no, forget that, cut it, get it over with, and get done. And hope it don't get infected.

Oh, no, no, it didn't get infected. Hey, look how straight that female is. Look at there, y'all. Every time I, everything I do, I get infected. She called you stupid. What she meant to call you was cheap. Well, hey, look. In her deal, her tolerance of pain, you know, is up there.

It goes off the charts. And yours. And mine is zip. The other way. It's zip. I don't, hey, tallest of pain. Nope. Yeah, you just made me feel that with your finger, by the way.

How long did you bend reads like that? I quit. For a minute. For a minute. Whenever I quit. until the day I just finally walked here. When did you start working here, 90. 99, 99, 98.

Yeah, 19. 15 years, is. 15s are good. Yeah, about 15s is right before. I finally just walked in one day. They all sitting there doing what they were doing in the duct car room. And I had one of the gallon seal bag.

Zip lock bag. Zip lock bag. Full of teal. Full of reeds. Teal reeds, man. I'll never forget it. Yeah. And I said, I think I threw in the Martin.

He did. I said, Martin, I said, hey, here's a predatory son. That'd be the last one you get from me. I said, I quit. They did. And the next thing, I got a call on the phone, and it was Willie. He said, oh man, what are you talking about? You quit.

I said, I see you, Martin, you've talked to Martin. I said, yeah, I quit. I said, I'm done. I said, how much you are? I'm a big TV celebrity now. Thank you. That's true. I call Willie.

I never forget. I called Willie. I said, I think Side just quit. So I'm not real sure. But he threw a bag of reach in my lap and said, I'm done. I said, but you know, you may want to call him. I said, you may want to call him and see if you can get him to stay until we find somebody. Yeah, what he called?

He said, I get you a bad, back up and go to work? I said, uh, there ain't going to have to do. No, that was funny. Well, Jody D I found a magazine, I'm sorry Oh boy Ain't gonna happen Well, you're not gonna find anything

In that magazine But you may find something In the hello at duck callroom.com inbox We're too far back in the building There's no internet back in the Oh no You ain't got no internet again I'm gonna have to find something in this magazine

Uh-oh I'm just kidding But I did just find a picture of Sai Like from 1995 Can I please see this Yeah, I got to find it again though It's him and Christine Look at this

Look at that photo he's wearing a polo and a sweater vest oh my goodness what what just happened oh wow we're gonna give that over to hunter and you're gonna have to take a picture of it somehow and put it up on the and his polo's got a deer on it I mean is that not the were you going golfing?

No that had to be for like a church directory that's the only time you see people dress like that look at you up there up top Oh. Let me see it. Do you remember that psycho? No, that's been a long time ago. I'm going to go with that one as late 80s.

You think late 80s? I'm thinking he's still a military there. You're saying that's before our lifetimes. You had some hair, more hair. I was a good looking young man back then. That sunshine you looked like. Got that fine redhead with me. And Christine,

went from hair out to here to down to here. She swapped volume for length. Nope. That's hilarious. But it does have the side cup over there too. There you go, folks. That's what we're looking at. What was this?

Oh, this is a tour magazine. 2019 publications when it says, I don't know. I found it. I've been over here by myself looking for that. If I am mistaken, that picture was taken when I was in Alabama. I think so. Is that how people in Alabama dress? That sweater with a white-tailed deer on the chick.

screams Alabama, I can tell you. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. I've had so many good times for that little phrase. Look at Willie up there. He looks so funny. That's a weird magazine. Now people just listen to us. I actually said that when I was at

South Carolina. Oh, that's hilarious. You were for Alabama? Yeah, I come out on stage with the what, Game Cocks University of the first thing.

I said, was roll tide. They booed me for 15 minutes. And I said, hey, it was a joke. You are you? People need to get a darn personality. I halfway want to boo. I was called a sense of humor. But Johnny Dee.

I do have, I have an email dialed up. Oh, he's got an email. It's specifically for Ms. Kay. Uh-oh. Right. Kay, this question's for you. Brandon from California, parentheses, not the horrible part. Oh, the good.

So he's up north. Up north. Yeah. Maybe western California? I don't know much. Western the ocean. He in the valley. Eastern, man, that compass gets me in every time.

Anyway, he said, can y'all share Ms. Kay's garlic lice remedy? Apparently Brandon's going through some tough times. Featured on one of the Duck Dynasty episodes? What was that? Do you have a special lice remedy? I remember they put like mayonnaise and crap in our hands. hair. I mean, Kay was the one that did it, put in my hair.

Kay, does that work? I don't recall. Manet and your hair? You were there too. Y'all put it in all of our hair. Mine, Jases, everybody's, because one of the kids had headlikes. And then all of a sudden, we were carriers. I'll never forget.

You can go look on one of these episode logs and figure out which one of them. It really came for them. Look, we were doing a good day. We helped, you remember the pink buses or you heard about them at church Long time ago And we would pick up kids from every neighborhood Everywhere we could go Well, when I was in that ministry working

We made my boys help me Then the next thing I knew we all had life And you know what? I wouldn't take anything Because we were trying to do good But you had a remedy at one point I didn't like when we was kids We all had worms wait what

No no I don't remember that day in my life What kind of worms? Huh? Just worms Pin worms Pin worms I don't know what they were We all got warmed Every one of us

Our age got warmed They would give you a pill Okay No no look They would give you a pill You had to take the pill To give her his worm How did you know they were going?

My brother Phil Somebody learned Would always Would always Throw his way. The pill? Yeah, he'd throw the pill away.

So he's still got worms. And hey, we always got a beating on it. Yeah, that's all the tree. And then they had to take another pill. And it ain't taste it all. Yeah. He didn't swallow it fast enough. What kind of peel was?

Just a worm? It was just a worm killing peel. Generic warmer? So you had worms. So y'all were taking ivermectin before it was cool. Well, no, no, because you got to understand we've run around barefooted up all

all so much. So they'd go. from your feet. They'd go through your feet to your... Yeah, to your intestines. And then you cola guarded it. Oh, yeah. Had somebody sift through it to make sure you were warm free.

Come on in folks. No, no, because that's how they knew you had warm. Oh, we got a man in a suit of a house. Look at a crazy, bow, shark dress, man. Lee, look here. They're all dressed up. We've got more live studio audience, people. This is fantastic. Hey, folks, where are we

from? Kentucky. Kentucky. Kentucky. I'm married a Kentucky woman. There you go. That's the best move I ever made. That's the only one he can find. So we're doing our email segment right now, but you'll have a question?

Do you like to ask? If you go stand over there, there's like a terribly drawn X on the ground and there's a microphone above your head. You look in the camera and above the, yeah, there you go. And you can ask Si anything. Ask him whatever you got. Okay. Any of us.

Also, you are very on the spot right now. Okay, what's the best thing you've ever cooked? Oh, let's see. He'll help me, thank you. Swiss steak. My man. There's one of them. I love it.

Yeah, 100%. What's that one? Oh, yeah, meatballs and pustetti, not spaghetti. It's different. It's a different. Actually, I did more meat sauce than I did the meatballs. She don't cook nothing bad. I tell you what you always love with those little thinned fried pork chops.

Oh, my heavens. And then for dessert. With rice and gravy. Then for dessert, we have homemade fried pies with mayhaw jelly. And she's not. I try mahal jelly. How does it taste? Oh.

You love it. It's the best there is. Yeah. And look, it comes from a little crab apple that grows in, in swampy areas because we used to, we'd find them, we'd wait until water was up.

And then take a strainer like a spaghetti strainer and just go out on them trees picking up all these crab apples and then bring them back. Somebody had to clean them up to. Made the Mayhall jelly. We've always been what Phil calls us

gatherers. I thought you were a hunter. Anything that grew wilds. Phil was the hunter. Yeah. Anything with, that grew wild grapes, mayhawk,

crab apples. Slows. Slows. Okay, and that's like a big purple plum. Blackmail. And y'all also get it.

The reason they call it slows, it, it, uh, a growing in harvest. And it takes them forever. But that makes good jelly. Mm,

especially when you mix it with mayo. Preach it. Go ahead. Some guy from Montana brought us some huckleberry jelly the other day. I was supposed to give it to me. What's the, what's the little thing?

It's like a banana, small banana. Oh, like a pawpaw. Paw, Paul. Yeah, paw, Paul. Yeah, pawpaw. Yeah, it's just like a little, a miniature or minister banana. Yeah.

Oh, okay. My man was from Kentucky. Anything that grew out in a while, hey, we made jelly out of it. New berries, blackberries. Did you really eat a cune turd when you picked up blue blueberries? Hey, no, no, no.

That, hey. Hey, no, no, no. Jay's come up with that idea. He said, hey, I got something I want you to do. Here we go. And I said, what's that? He said, I want you to pretend that you're eating a cocoon turn. And I said, well, Jason, I said, here's the deal.

I said, since you come up with the ideal, why don't you do it? He said, I couldn't pull it off. And I said, what do you mean you couldn't pull off? I said, just throwing your mouth into the idiot and swallow it. I said, you can pull it off. I said, it's your idea. You run me. Well, when he finally done it,

everybody said that looked just like croon crap. Oh, yeah. What it was was musky dimes. Oh, right. And I had crushed them up, you know. And I had just a mouth full of them, you know, when Jay said, hey, do you know you just grabbed a handful of croon crap? And then I just don't want these numbers.

Breaking down the fourth one. Yeah, we're telling stories now. That's part of it. Well, we'll get the lot of detector test again, right? The fish tournament? Do what? We got to put you back on the lie detector test again. We're just talking about Bill Dance.

Well, we were. Yeah, whenever you're all up. Oh, I could pass any lie detector test you give you. Okay. That's because nothing he says is true. I don't tell so many lies. That's because the world's a stay, then it's, uh.

All right. Johnny D. You want to send us out? I hope what you were looking for was a lesson in jelly all the way from Kentucky to get that. So we gave up to you. Are we wrapping up? Yeah, let's have a timer. All right, John 1246, I've come into the world as a light so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness.

Hey, if you're listening, we hope you believe in Jesus. If you don't, call somebody that does and ask them about them. Amen. We'll see y'all next time. Thank you, Kay. Thank you. The duck call room was filmed in front of the live studio. It's a best man of Louisiana.

I've been waiting the whole episode. I forgot how crazy this work was.