Duck Call Room - Willie Robertson HATED His Brother Al Moving Into the Family Compound

Episode Date: April 23, 2026

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We are back. I seems excited. Oh, well, he should be excited. He's 78, baby. Happy birthday. Well, thank you. How do you feel? 78.

How does that feel? It sucks. I was expecting a little more prognostication from you. Because your brain says, hey, I can do that. Then your body said, hey, fool, you can't do that. You can't do it. You can't do that anymore. I bet you can.

You remember when... Here's the question of the day. Uh-oh. Deal or no deal? Deal. It depends on the price inside Mr. Mandel's box. Yeah. I'm telling you, I don't think they're going to take the deal.

Oh, you're talking about that deal. Yeah, that deal. I don't think they're going to take it. Yeah, I've been watching the news, sigh? Yeah, I watch it. Yep. Yep. It's pitiful.

I got some advice for you. quit watching the news. He can't. Well, no. He don't know how to change the channel. And he ain't figured out how to work that Xbox yet. Okay. You're talking about a waste.

What is? Because, hey, there has been $270 billion spent. I ain't got that kind of money. Hey, to, you know, and there's nothing left of what they spent the money on. It's typically how bombs work. That's exactly right. Kind of like a firework. You spend the money, you watch it go, and then it's over.

It makes you feel good. I just couldn't believe that when I was seen that on the TV. What, 270 billion? $270 billion. Yeah. Well, when you can name your own price, you can make that number as big as it to be. Yeah, you know, you talk about waste and abuse. Waste, all that abuse.

Yeah. What would you do with $2? 270 billion, so whatever I wanted to. So if you wanted to drop a bomb, you would? I would high-fence Caney Lake, the whole thing. You could buy the whole lake

and every house on it, and it would just be yours. I'd be that one hole. That wouldn't do accomplish nothing. It would. You wouldn't even, no, if you bought it, you wouldn't even ever go to fishing. I'm serious. You would never go.

Why not? You just wouldn't? because you got it. 78 years of wisdom. I'm just wondering why. You would never go. Like the Dosa, if he had 270 billion. I bet it wasn't taking that long

to get them teeth, though. Well, I bet you all his buddy would be real happy. I would probably give it away. Just give it away. No, no, I'm serious. I would probably give it away. Be it the poker table or just in general? Now, everywhere.

All right. You know, would you ever drive? I'm, would you ever drive again? No, no, hey, this boy

wouldn't ever get in a car. You wouldn't get in a car. How'd you got to get places? I'd drive a jet and land, hey. I'd be in a jet. Everywhere I go, I'd go jet.

But like if you were just going to chicken filet. Huh? I wouldn't go nowhere. I'd bring chicken filet to me. That already happens. That's a good point. He ain't going nowhere. So you wouldn't never

That's where, hey, the little phrase is Absolute Power corrupts absolutely That's where that phrase comes from Yeah Because when you got all the money in the world Hey I'd like cigars with a $100 bill Just because you could

Just because I could Yeah He was gonna give it away but then he thought about light and a sick Well that'd be good for your lungs He's 78 Oh it ain't Hey, that's why I got that stupid thing right now as I was stupid and smoked cigarettes

because the government lied to me. You can't trust the government. They lied to you? Yeah, they lied to me. They used to tell you it was good for you? Oh, yeah. They used to say cigarettes were good for you. Oh.

Hey, you know. I did see an ad one time for a healthy new snack called sugar from like the 1950s. Oh, yeah. It was like a teaspoon of sugar will help you every day. Yeah. And I was like, that seems outrageous. Well, that's something that tickles me, okay?

Because, you know, for all, you know, my life, they've always been saying, oh, this is bad for you. This is bad for you. This is bad for you. Milk's bad for you. Eggs are bad for you. Bread's bad for you. Yeah.

Hey, welcome to life. Life is bad for you. Well, a lot of things is bad for you. Yeah, that's right. So I turned 78 and went dark on it. Well, hi, I'm just, you know, that's what. you all our great minds. Well, think about this.

It was 30, 40, 50 years ago, everybody's smoking cigarettes. Then all of a sudden they said, well, cigarettes were bad for you. Remember when your mama passed away at old, oh, hey,

Phil, Phil said, you know, when Mom passed away, Phil said, cigarettes finally got her. At 98. 40,

94. 94. 94. It took 94 years to get her, but it got her. Then you got the snuff. We know it's not good for you. Right.

you gums give you cash in you got you but now they got the vapes they don't even know what that's going to do to you well no how about putting water in your lungs i don't know if that's a good idea i'm out on that yeah a lot of people you got what is it uh that you like fantasy everything's fantasy today oh yeah nothing's real well he's talking about when you take a puff on the babe you start to fantasize he's still hey you know and now how it's like you're that's Fake cigarette. That's another good thing is in the news. Psychedelic drugs.

Yeah. The press is into that, buddy. Oh, yeah. I'm going to, but hey, I like it because here's the deal. He's another thing is, okay, is the right to try, you know, you're dying. You got some kind of disease. You're dying. Yeah.

And, hey, they have a drug over here and says, hey, it may help you or it may not. Well, if I'm dying, hey, who can't? It is. Take it. Give it a whirl. Yeah. Give it a shot. Give it your best shot.

Yeah. This is from the 50s. It was in magazines. Have a soft drink before your main meal. Sugar might be the willpower you need to curb your appetite. Huh. So whatever they're telling us now, one day there's going to be kids in 2072 laughing at whatever we're doing. But I wonder if that's not a little bit.

Oh. Have you seen that? If you drink a Coke before your meal. Have you said to do a lot, I'm talking about Coke back then. I'm talking about before we figured out all the additives and other junk to put in it, when Coke would actually go bad.

Cain sugar. You know, like when it was just actually real sugar and not this processed junk that, the high fructose corn syrup and all that kind of stuff. I saw that deal with Trump and the I baguigan. I also noticed that Marcus LaTrell was behind him. And if it were for Marcus LaTrell, I'm willing for anybody to go ahead and do that.

Eyebook game? Yeah. I don't know what we're talking about. It's like, that's that deal Aaron Rogers did. Well, he's normal. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm trying to think of the most popular ones that would know.

I mean, I think Theo Vonn's done it. They call it ayahuasca and other things, but it's really. You're really going down a path here, Martin. Oh, yeah. I'm in on that. I'm in on psychedelics, man. microdosing mushrooms. It seems to help these people

got PTSD, man. And if we can help those soldiers with that stuff, I'm in on it. Like, again, if Marcus LaTrell says it's good, if it worked for him after what that man saw. He saw. And did? He may at least ought to give it a whirl.

Well, I look at things like that. Hey, that's why I, when people, I read something happened in the news in an event involved. I said, well, you know, if you fool with a veteran, you're really stupid. Because, hey, you're fooling with nitroglycery. Yeah. Because it could go off on you at any time.

Yeah. Because you don't know what that man's been through. Okay. I mean, most everybody seen LaTrell's movie, and that was the movie. I mean, I couldn't imagine what he saw in real life. Well, no, no. He, you know, he talked to Phil. and told the whole story to him

and Phil relays some of it, you know, to me. And I said, good grief. Yeah. Yeah. I said, that's unreal. But what was unreal is every time he had to jump off a mountain to get away from him, his M-16 would end up, you know, he's tumbling down the mountain.

Yeah. And when he stopped, his M-16 would be in an arm's reach. That's what I'm saying. If it can work for that man, then it's at least worth it. Well, no, no, because here's the thing, you know, you don't know what, you know, if, you know, if it's bad or good for somebody. Yeah. You know, and that's like doctors, the reason doctors can't help our vets, they haven't been through what they was through, went through. Yeah.

Well, hey, if you ain't been through it, you can't tell me nothing, you know? Yeah. There you go. One of them deals, hey, that's one of them things, hey, if you didn't experience it, hey, you know, hey, you know, hey. Hey, dude, put on my shoes and walking my shoes for five miles. Look, it's 2026 and starting a business can be intimidating, but, you know, we've got a company that will help you take the guesswork out, and that company is Shopify because using them, man, they make life easy, right?

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Size high on life, y'all. Yeah, just life. On 78 years of life. You got to have two whiskey drinks, just have a conversation with it. Hey, Stone has to read my book for me. And, hey, he says he still ain't over it. He said, he'd change stones. He said he didn't remember.

He said he still had to go to therapy. I had to go to therapy. Look, I tried being normal. When? Oh, I tried it for about 10 minutes. Okay. After that, no, I went back to bed. Hey, crazy as him.

Normal about your family. Hey, hey. Nothing. Well, like when you don't, y'all, you know, here's these women, they have babies, and then the baby, they take him to the doctor, and they said, yeah, he's got this and this, and this, these three things, but it's okay. Yeah. He'll grow out of it.

Well, everything a baby has, I've had. it all. What? Everything. Everything. Chicken pox? Like what I've had all? All of it.

Chicken pox. Whatever you, whatever a kid can have, I've had it. Oh, yeah. Dementia? Hey, I was born with that. Yeah. Okay. You know, Phil, Phil called me in there one day.

He said, hey, hey, it's worse than what we thought. I said, what are you talking about? We thought Ma and Paul were third cousins. Third cousin. Turns out they were second cousins. I said, that explains a lot. I look at my wife at a whole. I love it.

The Robertsons have always been transparent. Oh, yeah. Transparent. Yeah. That's a true story. That's a true story. What you see, baby, is what you get. So your parents were second cousins?

That's what they say. That's the result right there. Martin, you're a biologist. Care to chime in? Yeah. I mean, lion breeding works in cattle. Oh, yeah. works in cattle,

works in deer. I don't know about humans, but, you know, we tried to find a girlfriend when we had family reunions. Okay. The family reunion was just like y'all speed dating.

There you go. Not a lot of people in Vivian. Are we positive K and Phil Art some sort of cousins? Pretty sure we are. Hey, when you get good DNA, hey, you're running with it, boys.

Or perhaps y'all are the only people. that can stand each other. I don't know. You know, there's a lot of different ways to look at that. When you get good. I mean, just like you said, if you ain't walked a mile of my shoes, I don't know. Hey, it's all about perspective.

Has your house done yet? No. How much longer are you got? I think they're finishing the paint today and putting everything back to your go. Okay. I think they're hooking up my stove and my water. think in the kitchen.

They just gutted that thing. Oh, hey. I'm looking forward to coming back over. Is it look different? Yeah, it looks different. They built a new house. You like it? Oh, no, no.

That's 100 grand. 100 G, baby. Ooh. Yeah, that's what I sell when it happened. 100 Gs. And you've been in an Airbnb for $100,000. Well, hey, you got to think about it. They stripped that thing down to the same.

studs. I know. I'm just wondering why you didn't pop the axles back under it and start over. Yeah. All that thing off getting over. It'd have been the same price. Hunter G. I don't know.

How much is a side pad going for these days? Well, that's a three-layer one there, so I don't know. But. Yeah, it comes in. I mean, it just seems like. I mean, but. Or a hunter, you could have made some better choices. Yeah, you got fleeced.

well hey that was hey here's a dude i'm just saying my woman wanted that's what my woman got no i understand i will never pass up an opportunity to show this the sci pad the best home for relaxing does that have a camouflage skirt uh-huh yeah oh yeah limited edition baby yeah that'd be real tree max five on the bottom of that baby if any of you live in a sci-pad currently could you let us send us email us know how it's going if it's going better than the triple version if you had to also gut yours and spend a hundred grand that's so good that's a big one there though yeah well I had the first one first one little little bitty thing that's so good look at sire saw I had his own brand of mobile home modular homes hey free

manufacturing ain't a mobile home you can put towers on it it's mobile it ain't mobile you You know how Warren Buffett made most of his money? Uh-uh. Bobel home. Really? Look it up. Modular. I'm sorry.

I can't. I'm too busy looking at the camouflage background. Does that come with the sci-pad? Of the TV and the sci-pad. There it is. Got to have TV. That was it. I have a TV.

Got to have TV. Holy cow. That's amazing. I wonder how many. And that's only, what, 12 years ago, 10 years ago? There's people still living in that. Oh, yeah. I wonder how many of those they sold.

Hey, Bluch. Had to call to find folks at Clayton Holmes figure it up. I think we need to run it back, Si. Blunch. What would you change about it? Oh, wait. There's more, there's more advertisement. Look at it.

Well, he was Clayton Holmes. Check out my pad, Jack, the SciPad. That one's got a nice little earth tone outside. Okay. Look, Clayton Holmes, but 2013, 13 years of. The marketing was aimed to please. That is so good. I mean, it ain't a bad little place.

I could do without the camouflage accents on the inside. No, man, you got to have that. Well, I always got one. And hey, that thing's beautiful. A sci-pad? He don't have. No, no, he has a big one. Clayton home.

You got an even bigger one. No, Al's bigger about it. No, yours is a triple. they had to get three 18 wheelers I had all only got two Al's got the biggest one you remember when I all moved into that thing

remember Willie I ain't going to say it it was amazing now I look across my pond and all I see is a trailer oh the friendly confines now he's got Christian there for a blocker

for a blocker oh man he used to rip out so much on that golly that was funny that was so that was so good a trailer park I am

I got nothing no it's just the way he used to talk about it if I run out of money I'm gonna put a trailer right there on the other side of Willie he'd be surrounded by surround him it'd be in Tornade Allie then

that's where my mom and pap ball lived in a trailer right there beside Willie's house before. Oh yeah, where the backstop ended up, right? Now, where the basketball court is now. One of the best years of my life. I was living in a trailer. On Caney Lake.

Yep. Well, that and I live in that trailer right next to Phil and Cave. Oh, that too. Hmm. I don't know you lived there. Oh, yeah. You lived in the trailer for a while? Me and Anna lived there for about nine, ten months.

We went fishing every evening. Good life. That's awesome. We broke that thing in. I'm talking broke it in right. Oh, boy. Isaiah 50. Was it a Carly model?

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Hold on, hold on. Didn't know it? And didn't know it. He said, oh, man, my feet hurt. He hit a paw. He did that. Huh? Don.

Who's Don? Ashley? Don, Ashley? No, no. I'm serious. The one played 18 holes in golf with two golf balls in his shoe. For the hole, and they're walking. They ain't got the carts.

They're walking with the ball. Don, don't ever walk no. Hey, he ain't ever walked 18 holes on a golf store. That's what he's. That's what he was, that's what he was playing golf for. For health. Health, and he had two golf balls. That's right.

And he, he, he, he weighed about five blusters on his feet. Playing golf for, playing golf. You don't think, you don't think, you don't think any of that bunch you play poker with lie to you, do you? Oh. They're all. They're all liars. All right. All right.

All right. World-class lie. Okay. That's right. It sounds like to me, he's trying to make an Uncle'sai story. I mean, that's something you do. except you know you'd eventually make a hole in one he was he wasn't a pretty good story that goes look he goes to the house with his hand wrapped up and i said what happened he's

well i got some kind of disease and they had to cut two fingers off that's sad so look he kept telling us you and all that and he said the preacher's going to come by here and say a prayer for me to help me heal you know and it was it was cruise pulled up to you know place play poker. So when Cruz come in and say him, him and Don, he said, yeah,

Cruz just said a prayer for him out, out in your yard. That's okay. I said, oh, yeah. Then he couldn't stand in the morning and got to laugh and just took the bandit off. I said,

hey, come in a minute, I got a meat cleaver. Come in and put your fingers right there. They're hand down. I said, you lie to me again. I'm going to cut off two of them.

Well, I hate to tell you, he lied to you about that golf ball story. Well, I wish we had a golf ball. Hey, hey, hey. I don't think I could get my shoe on.

Hey, four guys, hey, back him up. They said, hey. Guess what? They're liars too. Mm-hmm. Hey, no, well, hey, he said, he took his shoes off and he said, no one of my feet hurt. He said, look at the size of them blisters they wore. I got nothing.

That's not believing. Well, that's it. I mean, that's one of them thing. That's one thing. The podcast is over. Hey, Don had four blisters on it. He played 18 holes of golf with two golf. softballs in this tennis shoot.

And you believe it. I didn't say that. I'll just tell them the story. Yeah, he never said he believed it. I said, I said, hey, this is true or I believe it. I just said, hey, these are the people Si hangs out with.

I went with all Fox News. I'll report. You decide. That's it, boys. That's what he said. I don't know. I report. Hey, you decide.

And's a reporter. Oh, my goodness. That is a wild one. I told you, I've led a very interesting life. It gets more interesting all the time. The reason is, hey, I've had some weird friends. Why you think that is? Who do you think is your weirdest friend?

Huh? Of all your friends ever, you've got a lot of weird. Probably feeling, Kay. Why are you Robertson's attracted weird ones? Well, hey, no, no, because look. Most of my friends pretty normal. You say that, but we're friends with him. Well, I understand.

Hey, it was James H. Robertson and Merritt Robertson that started all this. And they were cousin. Okay. And they say they were second cousins. I don't know. But hey, the Robsters,

you know, I guess we're a weird magnet. Because, you know, Phil has said some strange people come to his house and stay there, live there a while.

Yeah, they just camp out. Yeah, just camp out. You know, you walk in there sometime and, hey, it'd be some dude laying on the floor.

You say So many names are going through my head Yeah No no no no You're saying Hey What's wrong with him Because he's always snoring

So what's wrong with him I snore he's okay So Anybody ever just showed up at your house None of it? Ever now out here Yeah Yeah it's yo

It's it It's the overflow The overflow is We need to just have episode of Phil and Size eclectic friendships. We can bring Skip Cuvion on tell about how he remembers when he was in the

womb. Tim Mize. It was dark mine. What did you say? Who was that? Skip, 100% says, I can remember when I was in the womb. He remembers being in the womb. Yeah, he was

philosophizing. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Let's see. What do I do there? here. Skivby, goobia. That'd do wild.

And would build something for this office like a table and it would have 472 screws in it. But that's one thing nails. No,

but that's one thing growing up in the Robertson neighborhood. Uh-huh. Life was never dole. No, y'all were poachers.

Oh, no. Because that, hey. Running from the law has that. Oh, no. We had more fun. Oh. A couple of those guys.

You would have to go to Africa and catch you about 40 monkeys and put them in a barrel to have as much fun as you hit around the neighborhood, Robertson neighborhood. That would be pretty fun. I don't know if that's fun or not. Catching monkeys? Monkeys are mean. Oh, no, you'd have to, I mean, hey, you'd have to have 40 monkeys in the barrel.

That's fun I've had. There used to be a game when I was a kid. We had monkeys in a barrel. You remember that game? You pull it out? Anyway, Sa, you know that the only other official sighting of the Black Panther came from one of Phil's assistants. Oh, no, hey, one about my aunts. Shot at one right in a hoax tree above her house.

She was pregnant at the time. She missed it. That was the bad part. That was the funny part. This woman could shoot, buddy. You got a shirt, okay. Nobody, everybody said, what do you mean? What do you mean?

You missed it. She said, well, I got to. I just looked up and seen him growling at me. She said, you know, scared me a little bit, so I missed him. Who was she pregnant with? Huh? I'd like to meet that person. One of Alexander's.

So who was the other black parents? It may have been Tim Alexander. Oh, Tim. He's kind of like me. He's had all the diseases, too, of childhood. The diseases of childhood. Hold on. Who else saw the black pan?

No, it was one of the, was it huffy, deafy, snuffy? one of them. I have no idea. One of the, Nuffie. He was like, I think his name was,

I think we called him Huffy. He was friends with, anyways, I forget, but he had claimed to save the black pathway on the main road. No, that's when him and Phil

started putting out cameras and looking for tracks but they never came up with any evidence. No hard evidence. Oh, Bill feels playing the tracks, cats tracks over on Fields properly. Yeah.

and they was about to take you know bigger than my hand Martin especially after rain on a muddy

muddy right away yeah I believe you Martin doesn't seem to be buying into that one and I think there was one other sighting but I think those guys

but here's what we talking about at the beginning of the podcast the oh the psychedaleck yeah the psychedics I think there were psychedelics involved. Oh, no. Here's what gets me.

We've got mountain lines. Okay, that's a big cat. That deal. But they're like a deer, kind of that color with, it's two-tone. They got a little, little tan and then a little orange glow to them in the other part.

How many mountain lions you've seen? Well, I've seen quite a few. He's led an interesting thing. But I did see one of them on Phil's property. Oh, wait. Big cat. So you saw a mountain lion.

and a black panther and a black panther. Mm-hmm. There you go. Hey, Aleth saw a big cat too. Al did see a mountain line. Mountline, but there's a mountain line. And it was in the pine thickets. You know, when you're going out to Phil's place on the Red Cut Road.

He saw it? Yeah. Yeah, he's driving along and it's running with him. Oh, yeah. It's a very, very believable story. About 15 miles now. He's looking in this thing. jumping through the woods, you know.

So, he, you know, pulled up. Was this before or after Christ? Well, I don't know. Because Al was known to dabble. Hey, when he was living down there, but he saw it, yo. But, hey. You're hard to say. But, hey, you got the big black mountain line,

not the black mountain line, but a mountain line. You got the big, the one in Florida, he's not a black panther. That's a Florida. Florida Panthers. Florida Panthers. As soon as you leave the airport. No, this one's what a Jaguar.

Jaguar. He's South America. Okay. But they got him in. How the heck can get to Florida? It's a short sound. Look. Hey,

and that's another thing. They said everything is moving from the south going north. How are they going to get over that wall? What? How are they going to get over that wall? They stop right there. Plenty to eat. The one between us and Mexico.

You know, wall, son. You got to go to China and have a great wall, boy. Oh, man. Look, the weather is warming up around here, and I know for me and my family what that means. The schedule is getting kind of crazy. We got baseball, travel, meals on the run.

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Look at there. That's Johnny God on top of it. the black dark side of the moon boys that's old Johnny Govon look at that visor I don't know that face anywhere man that black panther has shrunk by the way yeah he's he's a house cat hey hey oh stone's getting up in age

you got to take a break little TT break boy it'd be back there is another one Australia is acting up boys I did get a black panther email that I've never seen this photo, which is rare. Oh, there you go. It doesn't look like a regular

cat. Okay. That's the news. I would say I've probably seen more Black Panther photos than any human being on Earth at this point because everybody sends me everyone that's ever been on a tree. He looked like he was climbing on a tree. Damien from Conway, South

Carolina. Damien. Sent this one in. Martin's just laughing. So bad. That's a good. That's a good one. Why is it bad? It is a good one. No, that's a good one.

It's a baby black panther. I'm like born. That is not a house cat. No. That looks like, that looks like somebody has used a saw. It looks like a cut out and planted it back. Why does its tail come from his son? No, no.

Its tail looks like it needs to sign up for hymns. Yeah. March is laughing. I know why he was laughing. His tail is the reason. Stoll's in the bathroom right now. He won't bought him a 4-by-8, he's a plywood. That's so bad.

And I saw it had done that, then painted it black, so hooked it on the tree. That's so bad. No, no. That's good. I love it. Somebody put that on in front of somebody's trail. That's like the cowboy with his horse that you see out.

You know, people's yards. No. What? I don't know. What yard has a cowboy on a horse? No, he ain't on the horse. He's on one knee praying. Oh.

Oh, that, I've seen that. Yeah. Okay. There we go. With a horse. With a horse. It's the cross, y'all. That's so bad.

I knew why you was laughing. Yeah, that's just bad. That might be the worst one. Oh, I really wasn't paying that close of attention to it, but that is a. And then you got it on. Hey, that would put me on the horns of a dilemma if I actually saw one. Y'all, he's still going. with the 30-30 in my hand.

Because people say they don't exist and I'm just saying I ought to kill him and then show him to you. Then maybe you'd believe. Well, you call out. I said, but. Call wildlife and fisheries. Ask him if you can shoot one.

No, no. Well, I did. I did that one night. And, hey, I wish why I'd had this conversation done. Because he goes to a guy on the other than the line. He said, no. I said, wait a minute.

Why can't I shoot my imagination? I said, you're telling me I don't see what I see. I said, so now I call and asked permission to shoot it. And you say, oh, you can't shoot them. What are the rules? Like if I shot a moose in Louisiana? There's no moose season. All you got to say is, I was in fear of my life.

I was scared for my life. I come around a big oak tree and I said, there he was. If you shoot a moose, oh, call me. That stuff's good. I'll help you butcher him up. We'll have a party. It's like when that guy killed that bull. And he's talking about, hey, what are we going to do when he punched us?

Barbecue. Yeah, we're going to have a barbecue. Call all the folks. Barbecue. That's so fun. That's all you do that. Yeah, I just don't know the rules on, you know, shooting animals that there are no seasons for. Because they're not supposed to be there.

But, I mean, a moose could get lost and walk down. Cross Mississippi River He don't have to cross the Mississippi River to get to me Oh, we got bridges, yeah I'm on the, I'm on the moose side of the Mississippi River Are you? Yeah, I guess some, yeah. Some of them.

A moose could technically walk from Colorado to here If he felt like it. Oh yeah, a shy-irish moose. I forgot about them little guys. Little? Well, compared to like the Yukon mooses And all that. But technically that could walk here too.

It would just take a really long. He better get started. that's a big animal he better get started if he's gonna make it here he better get to rolling I don't think I could shoot a moose I would feel bad about it

because they're so big I've been watching too much ice age all I'm thinking about his old manny walking down here the moly mammoth oh yeah if you see a woolly mammoth do not shoot it

you will be in trouble those are endangered sir yeah yeah they're extinct how do you feel about dinosaurs We ever asked you that? How do you feel about dinosaurs? Hey, what is it? What do you mean?

Do they exist? Were they here? Yeah. Of course they were. Are there people that don't believe in dinosaurs now? I think so, yeah. I mean, I think that's a pretty big deal. They need to go to Montana.

Montana? Yeah. They go to Glen Rose, Texas. The dinosaur capital of Texas. Well, they, you know, you can see some of the bones. Yeah, I was just curious. There are Pete, right, like that. I'm not making this up, correct?

You're on the internet. I'm doing it right now. Do dinosaurs. Did dinosaurs exist? Why do people think dinosaurs are a myth? Yeah. I mean, I went through a scale where I was worried about birds, but. And the moon.

I got a question. I believed in the moon. You got to have a little faith. People on it, I was questioning. I'm now siding with the people on it. You know why I think that they existed? Because where did it all come from? Oh.

Yeah. Earl. You cook it? Earl goodbye Earl that all that all came from was dead dinosaurs

dead dinosaurs thousands of millions brother that's yeah millions big ones big bad ones with big giant teeth

yeah that's one of the best songs ever made goodbye Earl no dinosaur oh dinosaur it's a good one I went back to Earl That's right Earl

Dinosaur is a jam Oh, it's good We were at the Singing a song about making love to your drummer Oh boy That's the best one is No, we were at Where were we at?

We were at the flying tiger the other night There was a guy up in the corner singing And he just cranked out a little dinosaur Oh really? What Carter think of that? Was he there with y'all? He was amazed that I knew every word To a song from the 1900s.

Yeah. There's a new thing kids are doing too where they ask you what year you were born. And as soon as you say 19, they start singing the Jurassic Park theme song. For real? All my kids are about to get whooped over it. Really?

Dad, what year were you born? I'm like 19 and a do, do, do, do. And I'm like, it's not funny. I'm not that old. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are. We really are. That's what the kids are doing these days, Sam.

Yeah, we really are that old. And that's fine. That's a badge of honor. What got me about the dinosaurs is all the different species. Yeah, they're like dogs. Yeah. Yeah, they had a lot of...

You got your little, bitty ones, then you got your child ones. That's because they was cousin. And then you got your super big ones. Big long neck, and all they ate was vegetables. What about the ones under water? Oh, I don't know.

Them are the ones we got to be worried about. I said, they were cool. Nah, not nowhere. They could still be around. Yeah, how would you know? That ocean deep, man. That ocean's big. Well, I was fixed say.

that's true because I'm a believer in the flood took out the dinosaur I will I will that can't take out the underwater ones you know that hey there's stuff we ain't even seen yet in the ocean oh 100% well that's why somebody says they don't believe in black panther what you think that there's a there's an aquatic black panther no that where they go for refuge Joe. The black house. Mariana Trench. That's stuff we hadn't even seen

that lives in the ocean. So, hey, why can't there be stuff that lives in the jungle? I will. I think of that. Watch the TV. And they found a new, okay, they got him on a camera,

trail cow. He's a little deer-like animal, dark brown. Not the dick, dick. And he's got white markings on his face. He looks like some of the stuff in Africa. It's got the big straight horns that go up. Where does he live?

This thing? Huh? No. New tiny deer species. He's dark brown, I said. I just typed in new deer. Yeah. And saw what would come up.

No, he's about that size. And they say he's some kind of cow. A cow? Yeah. They say he's some kind of cow. And they're looking for him. Now they got a team of scientists down there. Yeah.

They found him that. What they done is Secrets of the Jungle. I Google that. And what they found is they found a cave on this island in the Pacific. Yeah. Okay. Interesting. It was a hospital.

Secrets of the Jungle is a Pokemon movie. It was a hospital that the Japanese used during the war. And they found bullets, you know, operating room, broken bones, you know. the leg, like leg bones for the, you know. Very good high. Had to amputate them. Yeah. But there was, the, the ones that lived on that island was a special, like the green beret in the military.

They was specialist in their field. Yeah. For the Japanese. Oh, it was cool. But that's where they found that one animal that I'm talking about. They've seen it on that island. Now they're trying to track it down. They can't do it.

So they fix the track, bringing in dogs to run it down. that will track him somebody needs to tell him about a thermal drone well no no well hey you know but they're what channel was this on huh what channel was this oh I don't know what channel

there's odds that this is new I was just going through it in 2005 yeah I just went to it and the uh this could be an old episode the title was Secrets of the Jungle well when I said Secrets of Jungle

so let me let's see what's about and then I come up with a missing little because they think it's about to go extinct. Well, if he's on an island, do you know? Well, no, no, because, hey, he's the only one. Yeah. But he's a beautiful animal, you know, because he's dark brown,

and then he's got like marking, white markings on his face. And then he's got the long two poles of an hour, about four foot long. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cook. and y'all know we love to eat beef around here.

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Don't support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. How big was it? Oh, he'll probably weigh about size of a deer. Is it a deer or a cow? Normal-sized deer. 100 pounds, 125. But they say, what they say is some type of cow,

is what they said. How are we just now finding a 120-pound cow? Well, I'm just telling you what I saw on TV. That's unbelievable. But they got about four pictures of him on a trail camp. But he's a beautiful animal. And he ain't, you know, he's like the little deer in Florida.

In 2020, scientists identified a brand new deer species called Pudella Carle in Peru. That's the one I showed him. Tiny mountain dwelling deer. But this was in the Andes Mountains,

not a Pacific island. This one was on a island in the Pacific. In the Pacific. A headline about the new Peruvian deer. That's all you're going to find. Yeah. Hmm, interesting.

I'm going to do some research. That's like all Aztec stuff that's in the jungle. Mm-hmm. In Mexico? Yeah, well, Mexico and other places, you know. Well, the jungle has actually took over it, you know? And it used to be like a thriving city with thousands of people in it. You know?

And then they figured they couldn't figure out what happened to the population. Yeah. so they found, you know, all these bones, you know. That's wild. Which one? The Aztecs. Oh. Probably a disease.

Well, they had, you know, they checked. You just said, well, hey, they died for some reason, and we ain't figured out, you know, why they died. You don't reckon. Because there used to be a gigantic city. You don't reckon it went underwater one day, do you? Right. Right half.

Yeah. That was one way they'd die. First time he came with water next time. You're only tread water so long. Yeah. 40 days and 40 nights is not optimal. Yeah. Especially when there's still more coming down.

Yeah. Yeah, then the fountas of the deep have been opened. Yeah. Come from below, above, everywhere. Everywhere. That's wild. I don't want to be taken out by water or fire. I had an experience with that in Alabama.

No. Is Arc South flood? Well, I don't know about to flood. Because you got to think about it. It's a mountain, okay? And my water source, okay, for where I live there in Alabama, was a spring water that they had run PCB pipe, okay, down to the house. All I do is turn it on ice cold spring water.

Ice cold. And here's the thing. Pank Rock River is at the bottom of this mountain. It went dry in the 20s. The river did. Well, guess where everybody got their water during that period? Top of the mountain. Yeah, that's spraying water that was hooked to my house.

So you didn't have a water bill then? No. Just go. All I had was spring water that just, and hey, the guy was pretty small. three inch, two inch, one inch, half inch. Oh, necked it down. He come down, he'd come down the mountain.

Necked it down for flow and pressure. Hey, and when you turn that water on, I'd say pressure was all 60 pounds. Yeah. And ice cold. Ice cold. What if you want it hot? Huh? Or you got a water heater.

If you want it hot, you got to put it to a pan and boil it. Yeah. But hey, I wouldn't do that. All I do is. day I get home, fill up glass water, drink it. How'd you take a shower? Huh? What'd you shower?

No, no. They had a hot water heater in there. Oh, okay. Heat the water up. I was about to say. No, yeah. Spent your life taking cold shower. Yeah, you're going to take a cold, cold shower too, but.

That'd kill our buddy Galvin. Mm-hmm. Gowlin wore a hot spring's kind of fella. Yeah, he's a hot tub fella. Look, that thing, that spring was 10 yards below the peak. Up, the highest point. you ever have to go up that work on it was a brown circle about both sides of these tables and it was about seven foot deep and a sandy bottom and the sand was this was a good spring sand was bubbling up

about two foot yes constantly i bet that was good water huh i bet it was good oh no you should a bottom it you know yeah you know uh uh it's very you in Louisiana, there's one in this, it's in the cliff. And the guy that on the land took a pipe, knocked it in the wall. Yeah. And hung a differ up there. And that thing was just, just cold, ice cold water coming out at all the time.

Yeah. We'd walk up there just to get us, you know, different ice cold spring water. And our water is just yellow. Oh, it's yellow. Yeah, that's good water if it's yellow. I drank, I got a bind out on candy one day and drank. Caney Lake Water? Canny Lake Water.

It looked good. That's going to look better than the rest of our water. Well, I've drunk Red River. It didn't work out. Yeah, I was crapping through his green door. About three days. Oh, I drank something in Red River when I was a teenager. I, no, no ill effects.

See, well, that's different. It was flowing there. It's flowing water. That's the difference between inbreeding and not inbreeding. No, hey, hey. Cross bread and pure bread. Not only that, Sandy, Sandy, no, it's, hey. Do you think the Red River is good to drink?

Right. It was back when I was the child? No, nowadays. Was it red? Was it red back then? Huh? Was it? No, it's clear.

It was clear. It's flowing. Yeah. And sand, you know, it's purifying itself all the time. Red River in Arkansas is about the prettiest thing you ever saw. Oh, no. The Washdale River in Arkansas is beautiful. once you get up high enough.

I drink that water up there on Red River in Arkansas. Yeah. I drank it. I wouldn't even worry about it. All the rocks and stuff it goes over all the time. Hey, rock and rope. We got to study them. I'm serious.

We got to send you all. Just think about all the antioxidants he puts in his body every day. That tea, two gallons of tea every day. This goes to show you. Hey, I flush my system, son. Don't ever doubt it. It goes to show you what rest will do for. your rest and hydration.

Yeah, and it would make you more active too. The key to life. I did that again, I did that again, Martin. The key to life, rest and hydration. At first day, he said, well, I'm active. Active what? Actively what? What are you actively doing?

All right, what's the Almighty going to do this? I already teased us with a verse earlier. Isaiah 52-7, how beautiful on the mountains are the, the feet of those who bring good news, who proclaim peace, who bring good tidings, who proclaim salvation, who say to Zion, your God reigns. And how can they believe unless somebody preaches the gospel? There you go. Go tell somebody about Jesus.

We'll see y'all next time right here in a duck call room. We're out.