Duck Call Room - Willie Robertson Impersonates Phil Robertson & It's Amazing

Episode Date: October 19, 2023

Uncle Si is having too much fun with a recently unearthed video of Willie impersonating Phil Robertson’s unique antics in the pulpit and on TV. Uncle Si had his own turn going off-script on live TV, and he regales the boys with the story of Jase getting forcibly removed from Trump Tower in NYC for looking a little too homeless. Martin and Godwin have started their own band, according to a wildly inaccurate article from the internet, but Si wants to know why he didn’t get an invite. A trail cam picks up a the funkiest-looking deer anyone has ever seen, and John-David is psyched to get a question from an Australian listener that leads the boys to walk down memory lane with their favorite four-legged pals. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. Look, we had Willie in. Did y'all kill anything? Uh-oh. No. Hey, it was close. What is that? That's right.

Willie was on. And grenades and hoaxies. I had said he had the advantage because he was in a thicket. The deer did show up, but he slicked him. He got him. Who slicked too? The deer slicked Willie. How'd that happen?

Well, they seen him and got him on camera and everything, got some good flicked him. on him but he slicked him he didn't get up there close enough for a bow for a crossbow dark dark dark yeah and he come out at dark which you know i seen a beautiful nine point which was three years old and he come out right before dark god when you weren't here but willie started acting like phil and it was that was really being phil and it got us to thinking about a video that existed and John David went and found the video. I feel like I'm going to get fired for showing this video. Oh, right.

This is one of the funniest thing. But he can't fire me ever. This is old school Phil though. Yeah. This is Phil back like circa 2015. And it's also old school Willie because he actually wore a bandana and he had his flame boots on. Now he wears some weird kind of hoka slides and...

Those shoes are terrible. Well, he's mutated. He's mutated in. to another direction. Oh, will he? Yeah. Like a country club redneck tennis player. Yeah.

He belongs into a country club. Anyway. But let's watch. Yeah. And now it's time for Phil Robertson, reading the church bulletin. Ukraine, Eastern Europe mission fundraisers. For those who ordered barbecue chicken plates, Pick them up on your way home today.

He was running a screaming, man. You're talking about chickens for crying out loud. You got to eat, don't you? Then order the chicken. Order chicken. James Madison, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson. T-shirts are also available. See, Sally and Andrea, in the foyer!

You know where that's at, people? Hey, dude, it's out that door. You walk out that door, that's the foyer! Oh, man. That is one of the classic inside Duck Commander's Wall's videos that we have. Oh, man. Now it's outside. Now it's outside.

Except for the last 30s. seconds of it. We're going to keep that. Yeah, we'll keep that one to ourselves. But if you ever saw Phil speak like pre-2014, I mean, that is spot on. He was a pulpit banger. He loved to make the microphone pop. But his favorite thing to do was after he went real hard on somebody, he'd go, I only tell you this. Because I love you. Because I love you. because I love you. And he raises his head. And unfortunately, because of Duck Dynasty, that's the side of people of Willie that they really

didn't get to know. They thought he was some loud, overbearing boss, which he kind of is. I'm fully expecting that door to get kicked in at any moment and tell us to get back to work. But the other 90% of the time, he's class clown. That's him. That's him. That is, let me find the one thing that, I'm.

I can make fun of you for and exploit it for the next three years until you do something else. 100%. That's him. That's why we all love our boss. Happy boss's day, a few days late. Did y'all get him anything? No. What do you get a guy's got everything?

We used to get him random cuts of meat. Nothing is a happy birthday and be dumbed. Until he started using really expensive steaks and chili. That was some good. The week we went to New York. The last thing when we went on a fox and fend was that they said, hey, don't mention nothing about the script. Well, I did, of course, you know. But anyway, we got, you know, they said, well, you know, when people come to us, you know,

we can either, you know, receive them one or two ways. If they're up to nothing good, we'll have a gunfight with you. Or we would rather preach the gospel to you. Well, when we got on the plane going home, you know, it's 350 people on this plane. Hey, look, if you come into our house with guns and try to rape our women, oh, we fixed them. We fixed it to have a gunfight. This isn't on a plane, okay, public plane.

Probably wasn't led with that. Oh, no, hey. No, it was hilarious. Okay. I remember this because Phil said it on like a major TV show. Oh, yeah, he did say it on Fox and Friends. It was like, he was like, let me tell you something, sir, Mr. What's the guy's- Yeah, he started it first.

Yeah, that's right. What's the little guy's name on Fox and Friends? I can't remember. Brian. Mr. Kill me. Yeah, Brian Kill Me. Let me tell you if you come to my abode and dwelling, there will either be a Bible study. Or a gunfight.

If you're coming to learn about Jesus, we can do that. But if you're coming to rape, our women, not going to fly. It's a gunfight. That was like what he said on Fox and Friends. So, you know, as bad as that is, you got to laugh about that. How come with you and Phil, when we ask y'all not to say something, that's the only thing y'all can talk about? What wires get crossed to there?

Look. You know, don't tell me nothing, okay? Don't tell me nothing. They wanted to think we had a script. Yeah. How could you? Yeah. Like, unbelievable.

The other good one was on, what's it called? Was it Fallon or Kimmel? One of them, Jimmy's. Jimmy Kimball. Used to be funny. Anyway, they were like, Phil, he's like, look, hey, I'm just a guy living down at 5.30. And everybody's like, stop! Stop! Don't give out.

And, you know, that was a whole gate that had to be put up. He gave out his address. Yeah, that was wild. Yeah, why do y'all do that? Yeah, why do you and feel like up every day trying to figure out how to make our lives more difficult? No, no, here's the whole thing about it. Okay, you know, because, you know, every time that we would go to New York, you know, when it would come and say, well, hey, y'all got to need to go to New York.

But he knew better. All right. Well, no, here's the thing. Yeah. I finally come back one time from New York. Okay, and I got in trouble. And they told me, hey, go ahead and see the boss. I went and I said, you know, he said, what, you are bad as dad?

We can't send you or dad anywhere. And I said, well, hey, I got a question for you. You're in charge of all this. I said, why do you keep sending us to New York when you know we're going to get in trouble? Yeah. Quit it, you dummy? Yeah. He should have picked up on that.

Yeah. Well, for what it's worth, I try to keep you at home as much as possible. That's it. I prefer to keep it home. I prefer Phil inside New York City because normally funny things happen. Oh, no. The best one was when they got, Jay's got through out of the Trump Tower. Yeah, I remember that.

That was hilarious. Was he thrown out or was he asked to leave? He was asked to leave. No, no, he was escorted out. No, he was escorted. But it wasn't like. Was he? Yeah, it was gentle.

Yeah, it was gentle. He just said, you know, he needs to take a leak. You and your people, sigh, have a tendency to, you know.

And the doorman grabbed Jason's arm and said, come on me, sir. Me and Brittany were out front. So he legitimately was escorted out. Yeah, he was escorted out, and he said,

you see the park? Have it. Yeah. That's what he said. Yeah. Me and Brittany were out in front at Central Park. Jay said,

no, I'm staying here. and that guy went about two weeks later we had to go back and when you go to check in you know the whole family's had a picture of every one of us there yeah word got back to the don yeah and this was before the don was the dot I mean I don't know the preys yes it's before he really took to Twitter and that's a good thing you know yeah it was hilarious yeah it was it was wild but yeah we were outside just looking at Central Park when it all happened I said what just happened to you He said, I think I got kicked out.

That's right. I got escorted. He said, hey, well, they did it gently. He did it gently and politely. Yeah. He said, I'm pretty sure I just got kicked out. I'm the hotel. I'm staying out.

Yeah. I was like, man, what a life. Y'all, and then we go to Fox and Friends, and first thing that's what has anything interesting happened to y'all? They just say, hey, I got one for you. And then like two years later, we took his son, Duckin. Yeah. He said, hey, I just got told out of us.

tower. Yeah. Life has a funny way of working out, don't it? It sure does. You never know? We should do a whole episode on our favorite Phil one-liners from McCroth. Now, that's the different TV. That would probably be, that's why the words, the kids.

The kids couldn't listen. Yeah. Good point. That's why the, you know, the scripture says, God moves in mysterious ways. You are mysterious. He does, he does move in a mysterious way. take a break we'll be back that sounds like a good idea i need to drink a tea anyway all right look springtime is here it's warming up you know what that means that means more outside cook and

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That means it's in the band? I guess two of us. Two of us? Okay, well, hey, two. Well, hey, look. I know, I know somebody that made it work. Goblins lead vocals and I'm a drummer. Okay.

He's lead vocals. That's what they told us. Yep. Oh, damn. How do they come up with that stuff? Who? Hold on. I'm going to have to forward you the Google Alert.

There is a bearded bandit's music. I was fixed there. There's already a bearded bandit I'm looking at on J.D.'s computer. Gobwin, do you email that to me? Yeah. Yeah, here we go. Look, here's Bearded Bandit's music on, that's definitely not y'all.

What is your? There you go, boy. That could be. It could be. Not really. It could be an incognito. That's a different kind of beard and hat. Yeah.

Is your new email end with 12? Correct. Okay. That's not going to be hard to figure out. Why are you emailing it to me? I'm sending you the link. because it was via an email. Oh, yeah.

There was a butterfly girl. Oh, what? Butterfly girl. She had a big butterfly on the lid on her arm. Oh, man, Sigh. One of these days, we're just going to strap two Goproses on Sye and let him watch that. Just let him peruse the internet. I just want to see where he ends up.

Okay. Me and him played PlayStation together one time. He got over that quick. Yeah, he didn't care for that. Google Alert. John Godwin, Duck Commander. Justin Martin Age, Duck Dynasty. That is something that's worth Googling, because you'd be surprised.

It's the Investor Times. Yeah. Justin Martin, a popular figure from the hit. Does they say figure? Figure. That was weird. A figure from the hit reality television show. It's got your birthday.

That is nowhere near my birthday. That's cool. Yeah. August 7th, 1981's not your... No. They just made up your birthday? They just made it up. They made up everything else.

Ooh, infectious sense of humor. Hey, that's your media for you. Diverse. talents. In addition to his passion for the outdoors, he has a deep love for music and plays the drums. Justin has even performed with his brother and fellow Duck Dynasty star John Godwin

in their band bandit. There you go. What are people doing? I don't know, but we're a dynamic duo, and that's pretty tight. Yeah. I love it, boys. Oh, my father, Ricky Martin. Oh, my father, Ricky Martin. Your dad's name is not Ricky. No, it's not Ricky. No, it's not Ricky, nor is he alive.

A season, Ricky, a season hunter himself. Oh, yeah. Oh, man, this is. Why do people, I mean, there is 476 ads on this page, so do they just make up things and see who ends up here? Evident. Everdily. Click bake. Hey, they do have.

You got a heart of gold, Justin Martin. I'm just now, I'm just now scrolling out. They do have my wife's name, right? So that's cool. Okay, they got you married, right? Although not much information is available about his height. Weight and other personal details. Time out. Time out. Time out. I think we now...

Known for his extreme generosity, he has a habit of surprising friends and family with unexpected gifts. Yeah, that's me, all right. Anybody here got an unexpected gift lately? No, not hardly. Yeah. Hey, I did get you $150. Oh, well, hey, I think it back. He just started. There you go, I messed up again.

Martin gave me a pair of waiters one time, and I still have my, my, my, my, voice level still hadn't dropped back down since oh, man. That's weird. Do I have any children? No, it says it don't have any kids. Boy, these people right here. They're making up a fake Martin. And Joy's playing music, particularly the drums.

The drum. I wouldn't even know where to start on the drums. The, you got to kick it. You got to kick it? You'd stomp it. And you need two sticks. And you need two sticks. This is my favorite one. so far. Does Justin Martin have any tattoos? Yes, Justin Martin has a tattoo of his beloved dog Phil on this arm. Show it. I ain't got no task, dog. He ain't got no task dog. I ain't even got

no sunlight up there. That's it, boy. What a weird thing to just make up. I feel like if you would be making this up, you would at least like a Google alert. Wow. Google alert. Hey, don't trust them, boys. It says my net worth is 500 grand. Where'd I get that check? Ooh, I'll say, who'll write that one for me? I'll pay the taxes on it gladly. Unbelievable. Oh, man. Cash that, baby. I didn't, I didn't take the time to read it, obviously, because when it said, I was so thrown off that me and Godwin were brothers. Yeah. No, we don't have the same last name. I love you anyway. I do too. I love you like a brother, and you are my brother in Christ. That's it. But I think the way that they're talking is blood.

Ken brothers and, you know, we have a band. I couldn't think of two less musically inclined people than me and you. We need to get a dayshare. He plays a trumpet. Oh, right. But he's late vocals, according to the ad. Yeah.

Like, if they would have said, Gobwin on the horns, if we'd have been like elevator music, Gobwin's on the horns and I'm playing the drums, maybe. That's it. Hey, hey, hey. But, I mean, Godwin on lead vocals? Godwin, go ahead and hit me something.

He's been church for Christ long enough. He knows how to make the instruments with his mouth. He know a cappella, baby. He can do it. Lead vocals, John Gov and the bearded bandits. I guess we do need to get that T-shirt made now. Well, the problem is that I've seen two. And then the others look like y'all with a violin.

Oh, really? No, it's a fiddle. It's a fiddle if it's y'all. It's a fiddle down. here. Now, I do think playing the fiddle would be kind of cool. Oh, yeah, and if you don't know what you're doing. Well, no, I'm saying, like, if I had the ability, like, that would be one of my top three

instruments if I could pick one to play. Yeah. That'd be cool, man. You could play the devil one down to Georgia? That's always a crowd. That's right. I mean, unbelievable. Gobble, what instrument would you play?

Drop it. No. Oh, you know how to play that. I don't know. Like, if you had more, you're like, You're a guitar, I guess. You're a guitar, man. Si?

Or the drum, I need to play the drum. There we go. You're a noisemaker. And you love Rush. Mm-hmm. You have Rush without drums. Neil Peart's a drum beating sucker. It was.

What about you, Sigh? You can halfway play the guitar, so what other instrument? Hey, no. I've tried to play, you know, the drums I couldn't do it. Hey, a drummer has to be in shape. But you're active. Oh, no, no, no. No, no.

That's what he said. If you want to see somebody active, look at, check a drummer out. Both feet, both arms, your hands. So what I hear you saying is you more likely to be a bass player. Yeah, I just standing there's drumming. That would be a good. Yeah. Yeah.

Because you just have to just. Hey. Now, Peter, Graham, that goes all the way around him. Background music. What about you, Johnny D? One instrument.

If I had to pick one. Flut. The piano. Piano. Okay, Elton. I like you. You know, who's more fun at parties

than the guy that goes and sits down and starts to go, dun, and everybody starts singing? It's a good time. That's a good time. Roll, baby. what song was that

piano man yeah I thought that's what you were going everybody's like oh hey the guy that can play the piano let's all stand around and sing and have a good time you want to be the piano guy yeah you ever been to a piano bar

and it's a woman get her well I don't need that yeah he's already got one I'm sticking with the one that I got well I'm just telling you but out of all the instruments that may just randomly be in somebody's house piano is a good one yeah because like for some reason

really wealthy people like to have a piano even though I've never seen anybody play them. But they get really mad if you sit your drink on top of them. Oh yeah, yeah. They do. Yeah, because they're staying easy. Yeah. He's a coaster man. Yeah. I mean, sometimes you're just trying to fix something and you just need to sit it down for a second.

That's right. And some of them don't want you touching it. Who? What would you call your band? Whoa. Burning VCRs. I was in a band one time. It was called Burning VCRs. I was technically called Terry's Burning VCR's again. That's technically what it was called. We could do three songs, lumped by the president's the United States of America was one of them. Billy Joel, boys, the piano man.

I was the lead singer. Well, side. We can't ask sigh what he would call his band because he already had him. The psychotic. That's right. The psychotic. I like the bearded bandits. I mean, that's kind of, but we're not, we are bearded.

We're not bandits by, I mean, me and Godwin ain't going outrun much. So, like, the phrase bandit doesn't necessarily fit. If we started a band, people would be like, hot dang, it's the soggy bottom boys. every time we took the stage. And that would be cool. That would be awesome. Like, I'd love to dance like that old boy. Oh, no.

You know, who stole his moves from Goofy on Mickey Mouse. But, like, that was cool. Yeah, that's right. Seven seconds. Let her rip. Okay, that's it. That's all we can do. That's a harmonica.

It's a harmonica. Yeah, I don't know when the actual song starts in the actual music video of Billy Joel, but. Yeah, that's different. Is that a different song? It's hard to say what song I'm singing. I didn't need to sing the whole thing. He knows a lot about music. But he's sipping his misery and gin.

So anyway, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. What are we doing? Trail cameras are going off. Oh, trail cameras are going off. Trail cameras are going off. Speaking of trail cameras going off, I dare you to press play right now. We'll discuss what this creature is on a trail camera diary.

Okay. Let's see what you got. Well, it's going to take me a second. I wasn't ready because what was on your trail cameras, sir? Crows. You got crows? Mine was actually my mother dragging a limb in front of it. Oh, okay.

Why is your mom in the middle of the woods? No, this is just something I got up for security purposes. She's limming up as sheet and lanes. No, if you lay a limb on the ground and poor corn around it, it would keep a deer from facing you. Like, you can lay it and kind of lay it this way in front of you. Why would you not want the deer to face you? Because you can't shoot it. Oh, oh, I thought I was saying.

Okay, I was thinking about it. Four of sideways here, boys. Yeah, I need a bigger target. That's a good point. Anyway, Wyatt from Tennessee, we're back to Trail Cam Diaries. I do love this part. Trail Cam Diaries. There are crazy animals.

I got pictures of them. Looks like a duck called to me. He's 19. His family owns a decent piece of property. Okay. He knows all the surrounding neighbors. Okay. This is not a doctor's photo.

Not a doctor's photo. This is legitimately, he did. not find this on the internet. This is a possible trail cam picture of a duckcom. Dun dun dun dun. Where is it? Hey. Oh, it's a house cat.

Of a house cat. Of a 14-inch tall house cat. How can you tell? How tall that is? You can just look at it. Hey. Now. Look at that.

You ain't never heard of a baby block. That's it. There you go. There you go. Hey, hey, that's the thing. He's training me to carry you on the mantel. Hey, you boys, hey. He just, you know.

It's a stop on. He don't make any difference. Okay. I quit. He don't make any different. I quit. You know as well as we all know. That's a house cat.

Quit it. Why is that a house cat? There's no, no, here's the day. Why can't that be a baby black panzer? I'm not saying it can't, but that's very clearly a house cat. Why can't that be a full grown black panther? No, that ain't a full grown. Other than it looks small.

No. But there's nothing to tell. his height against. Its eyes are one inch apart. It is. It is. He was right when he said about 14 inches. Yeah, he's not very tall.

Okay. Yeah. You got to be able to judge distant and height. Man, it's wild. Oh, talk about that. Okay. Here we go. I love that one, something jogs your memory.

No, no. Sit in a deer stand. I'm sitting there and way down, well, on the pipeline. Way down the pipeline. It's always way off. Yeah. And I said,

right at dark. I said, Stone. No, this was, this was in broad daylight. Oh, okay. I said,

Stone, I got my brother and I said, what is that down there? What are them two things down there on the other end of the pipe there? And I said, crows or either are coons?

And he took Willie's potscope and looked and stood bust out laughing. He said, neither. And I said, what? I said, what other?

He said, deer. Okay. Look, and they was too young, little year. And I mean, they wasn't probably two weeks old because they was, hey, they was about like that. Where was Mama?

Uh, Mama wasn't out there. It was just a too stupid little girly. Why did they come out later? Because at that point, they are dumb. Yeah, yeah, because that's why they're standing out and opening in the middle of the day. Then bomb will come out there later. Yeah, there it is. Hi-ya.

Mom was standing off there in the bushes, just making sure. Yeah, watch. So are we going to be rude to this kid that emailed in and just say, this funky-looking dear. Quit skipping ahead. Hey, we're going to have to move my computer so you can't see it. All right. Let's say another.

Okay. It's a house cat. I wasn't saying it was a black panther. He wants that to be clear, so I want to clear his name. Yeah. He asked for not to be called stupid, and we didn't. No. But he truly can't tell what it is.

That's a house cat. That's a house cat. It's a house cat. It's a house cat. We're 98% positive. It's a house cat. I'm sorry, Wyatt. Yeah.

I'll give you a 2% chance that may be something else. Maybe a baby back panther. Anyway, because I'm kind of digging Trail Camp Diaries. Possibly about a bobcat, but I think it's a house camp. One of the funner things we do.

Clayton says I've been watching your podcast for many years, which is crazy to think about. This is his photo from Picayune, Mississippi. Picayune, Mississippi. Now, hey, he named it correct. Exactly. Good, Gary. That is a funky-looking deer. That's awesome.

Shoot that thing. No. No, let him get big and then shoot him. I'd name that one Goofy and he'd die of old age. Yeah. That thing is cool. No, that's cool. Look, it is.

I'd like to rope that sucker and put a collar on him. No, no. Longhorn. Yeah, I'd like that. I'd like that. A man's a pet. He's half long horn. Hey, I haven't as a pet, get him where you can call him up to you.

Look, I got a little. a special place in my heart for the weird one. Hey, I don't know. If Cy Robertson were a deer. There you go. Look at his ear. I don't. He's just listening.

He's listening back there. That is so cool. That's awesome. That is so cool. And look, he's in velvet, isn't he? Yeah. Yeah. He probably got an injury or something.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, Martin, what, like, is the person who doesn't know, why, why does that deer look like? I'm guessing I'm guessing that something happened at the growth plate of his antlers

and kicked him out so for those driving down the road this deer has two horns he looks like a long horn he looks like a mini long horn kind of back to come up

and he'll yeah that is so cool yeah man I love animals he looks like he's got a snake he looks like he's got a snake on top of his head I guarantee you though

but when he goes to scratch his back Oh, he's on the juice when he's scratching the back. He can reach his rear in. Yeah. Heck, yeah. I bet it's weird going through things. I will keep him. I'm like you.

I'll keep him. That's just cool. Do you think the girl deer's all think he looks dumb? Probably. I don't care. He may not even know that he's a boy deer anymore looking at the shape he's in. He may have an issue down there. He's having a little bit of an issue.

He's struggling, gang. But that's cool. Like that, that's, yeah, I wouldn't, that would, he wouldn't shoot that. He would die of old age on my property. We got one on the property. We call it the zombie deal. Zombie deer? Yeah.

So, I've got a picture of it on his phone. What's it looking like? She's got something, she's probably either, either been shot, she's got, or some disease. Because her right eye or left eye, it's bad. Okay, it's gone. You can tell. And then she's just bones, skin and bones. Oh, really?

So we're looking to try to put her out of her. every misery. She's gross-looking. See, it's on them that I just kind of let nature take its course and see how tough they are. Well, she's having a hard time. Oh, I bet. Yeah. Yeah, big time.

That's bad deal. She got phones or she by herself? By herself, the picture, yeah. But if we see it, we're going to put her out of misery. Yeah. Because she's a, yeah, she's skinny is real. Okay, all the bones are showing, you know, and then the eyes popped out. That's the bad thing about trail cameras is sometimes you see them deer and you're like, man, it makes you wonder how any of them make it.

No, no. You're like, wow. You know, see deer with broke legs and hobbling around like tripods and all kinds of stuff. That's just where Willie hunts. Nature. No, he ain't ever took off a leg. A little further back. Lord, I apologize.

We're sorry. Let's take a break. Yeah, that's a good, yeah, it is a good break time. We'll be back. Hello at duck callroom.com. Hello, we're going extra. And you want to know why we're going extra? Because Amy listens.

And Amy does what we ask. Oh, time out. Before we go any further. Amy for the... No, the, we need to say thank you for the people that brought the little debby's. Oh, yeah. That's why I was eating a nutty buddy whenever we started. Yeah, I forgot.

We didn't do that on the last one. Phil brought them in here. They met Phil McHaw. McMillan. Okay. And it was from Brian and his daughter Ella. Well, Brian and Ella, look. Y'all snack choosing abilities?

Perfect. Top tier. You didn't just bring oatmeal cream pie. Double deckers. Dang. And you know what the boys had a box of yesterday address to them? Christmas tree cakes. From our friends at Little Debbie since we missed each other on my trip to Chattanooga.

What a great thing. He's already sporting them, boys. They ain't getting no of that. I'm trying to cut back. I didn't go home. That's dad's tax. Yeah. Oh, everything I opened is tax.

Dad. But anyway, back to Amy. Sorry, but. Amy from Australia. Remember whenever we were going to try and be cool and bring this podcast into the 30th century or whatever century we're in, 21st? Changing the world. Oh. Hold on.

We got an Australian to send a message. This is Amy from Queensland, Australia. How great is this? I don't know, but keep it going. I love it. Super Australian though. Yeah, she's from Queensland. Hi, this is Amy from Queensland, Australia.

My question is for John David, who may I say, I think is very underrated for how entertaining he is. I don't know. Johnny D. When will you be buying the kids a new puppy? Okay, thanks. See, I don't even want to talk about this, but since you're from Australia and I've always wanted to hear my name pronounce

like this. Hey, this is Amy from Queensland. John David, who... John David. I want to go hang out in Australia for like a weekend. Never. What? Anybody kids, a puppy?

They haven't asked. Christmas. I'll talk to him. No, whoa. Christmas time. We'll follow that. You know what? So you know what's funny?

We got, I got this one. I listened to that today. And Dublin would have been 15 yesterday. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Celebration time. Yeah, but we're not, you know, we're not looking.

None of my kids are like hankering for one. Like it's kind of been nice to be able to like go on vacation and not figure out what to do with the dog. And, you know. I just think you need to get a new one and name it Queensland. There's a chance. Me, you already had Dublin. We might have, oh, Amy. Yeah.

I might name my dog. How cool is it that people from Australia just sent a. Yep. Yeah. I just liked her voice too. I was like, this will play. Australians, one of my favorite accents. It's a cool one.

But do you, what is the rule on dogs? You don't have to get a new one, do you? I don't know. I mean, I can tell you right now, when you start going downhill with as much as my boys interact with or now, we don't guess us another one. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. We have a stuffed dog that we call Dublin.

Kids need puppies. There you do. Actually, the cool thing about dogs, I remember growing up, they're an easy way to teach kids responsibility early on. Take them outside, clean up their stuff, feed them, water them. I think that's why my parents made sure we always had pets. Yep. Because gave us a list of things to do.

And you just, you learn. Which is a good thought. And you learn to take care of something, not yourself. Yep. So, like, teaches you a little bit of that side of things too. Because you're a kid, it's all about you, right? I mean, but when you have to take care of an animal. Now we got a, I mean, my mom still got a bird that I think is going to bury all of us.

Oh, you do have a bird. Yeah, I mean, that pair. I got one of them. Does it talk? He ain't going nowhere. Does it talk? Not much anymore. Oh, okay.

But he used to, he used to, you know, like say my name and you could do a turkey call and he could do it right back at you better than you. That's kind of cool. I always wanted to take him turkey hunting. I wish I'd be good. have a bird to you on search crap. Yop, yop, yop, yop, yop. Yeah. Yeah.

Boom. I'm still the only person. Well, there were two people he liked me and my dad. And we had the least to do with him. The bird? Yeah. I said, because he saw me carry in all the dead ones all the time. He said, boy, you better not trifle with him.

I think he saw me. That dude's got something out for birds. I think he looked through the windows, saw me out there cleaning on. Yeah. Yeah. He ain't a bird man. Yeah, so you know what? I think I'll treat this one kind of cool.

Yeah, he'll take a clue, though. He took care of him for every day of his life. He will bite the smile out of her. Oh, no, no. How old is this bird? I bet he's 20. Oh, no, they'll draw blood. What is he?

Most of them, hey, they'll pop you and they'll draw blood on it. Yep, Quaker pair. Is he big? No, he's little. He's like that big. Huh. But he's not like a parakeet with that annoying little. Brittany hates him.

Of course, the feeling's mutual. I can see Brittany and animals just not really How's Britney and the dog? Oh, fantastic. See, because my wife was over at the dog by the time. Well, Jude was our first child. So when me and Brittany got married, we got Jude. See, Allison, once the kids came around, Allison was sick of that dog.

No, she loves Jude because Jude listens. You can't have the boys do anything. You tell Jude to sit. She sits. Oh, no. They never sat. He lay, but Wow.

I like to get a dog for Christmas, though. Carter, if you're listening, ask for a puppy. That's right. My wife would be so mad. We're taking a break. They may make a reappearant, but for now, we're happy.

Yeah. Sands, we got a lot of stuff. The Martin household will always have a lab. Job security. It'd be cool. I mean, somebody got to go pick up them ducks. I ain't. His dad's the worst part.

All right, next one. Yeah, go ahead. Jared, he's living in Hattiesburg right now, but he was born and raised in Seminary, Mississippi. He's never been able to get his first deer. He's 21. His dad used to take him hunting. Unfortunately, he passed away last September.

But Jared has never been able to kill a deer. Doesn't know if it's bad luck or what. but a buddy of mine who doesn't hunt sees deer all the time at his place so he's got him a place he can go hunt you're fixing to get one that's it all he's got to do is exchange some meat right but he wonders something and i think we may have the answer to why he's never killed a deer is hunting and using your phone to pass the time a bad thing could that be why i haven't been seeing deer thanks jaret god no my phone keeps me on the deer staying longer than anything because I can play candy crush.

Like, if I'm sitting there on a game, looking at your phone, deer sneaks right on by all things they say. But they generally, there's something in you, right? Am I the only one feels this way? Like, I've been sitting there for hours on end, not seeing anything. And then all of a sudden you get like this sixth sense and you just put your phone down and you kind of stretch and you look and you're like, oh, well, look at there. And there's a deer coming.

It's weird. it's one of the most bizarre things ever. But I also found the phone I use my ears more, because then I'm listening for anything and you hear stuff break that you would have never heard break otherwise and you're like, oh, look there. Here comes a dough.

There's a squirrel. Yeah. There's an armadillo that sounds like a whole herd of them coming this way. So you're saying phone's okay. As long as it's on silent, absolutely. So he's not just staring at his phone. Now, he may not be in tune with nature while he's doing it.

You have to be one with nature, sir. Yeah, like, you need to let your other senses take over. That's right. If you're on your phone with earbuds in your ear, okay, we got a problem. You're out. So what do you think? I wouldn't use it. I wouldn't use it.

No. Because you wouldn't know how or? No, no. Well, hey, it won't work for me, but anyway. Yeah. I wouldn't use it for the simple reason. You want to shoot a deer. Go there.

Okay. do not take your phone. That way you'll be watching nature. And like John said, you're missing so much that's happening around you. Because like the other day I was watching for deer and something was moving

and I put my binoculars up. And I'm telling you, this coon probably weighed 50 pounds. Another one. 50 pounds. No, no. I'm saying, hey, look, I've seen some large coons, but this sucker here has been living well.

One of his porch coons and I made it down there to the property. Hey, this thing was a bull. Okay. I do. I don't play on my phone a lot, but I do have it for the times like, because when I get on the stand,

I'm locked in and like, well, no, no. Then an hour goes by and I'm like, oh. Yeah, you're listening because you said it, okay, you're listening because most time when I actually see like yesterday, I would actually, I'd actually start up, yeah,

something moved over there. Yeah. It was just, you couldn't do it, identify it. It's just something, it was different. Yeah. So I look, and here comes the dough. And then about an hour before dark, I put it up. Yeah. Yeah. And like, that's the magic town. The reason I would say leave it at home first time, go ahead and kill your first deer first.

You've got the opportunity. The guy's got the property. You got the deer. Yeah. Go out, sit. Okay. Kill your first deer. Become one with nature. And you do, because, hey, you need to, you know, your sense is like. what it says. You'll just be sitting there and it's like somebody's going. Look up. Yeah, look up. And you look up and you're like, oh, wow. Yeah, tell me, oh, how did she get there? It leaves all over the ground. You had to walk all the way around. Yeah, I sounded like her development's coming in, but, you know, she didn't make a sound. It's so wild.

How did she get there? Yeah. I only smell deer first. That's the only way I can find it. It's, it's wild too, because like you'll have, even if you're on your phone or not, you'll be looking one way, time you're like well this is where the deer's coming from and then something will go let me stretch and you're like and then when you turn around then when you turn around you say yeah because I was sitting there last night in the stand talking stone and I said hey I said that spikes is that the chum pile which is about a hundred yards away you got to chum the dude you know and I said if you're if you hadn't seen him move you wouldn't know he's right you would you would you look at the sunpile go back, you know.

Because they're, you're talking about perfect to their surroundings, their camouflage is perfect. That is. Okay. They're invisible, okay, unless they move or unless you really know what you're looking for. You need to start wearing deer colored camo. Hi. You disappear. No, no.

I had a horror story about that. Buddy mine is hunting a big book. Well, time out. Before you tell that, let's take a break and we'll come back and let's hear it. Yeah, I got a horror story about that. story about that. I can't wait. My buddy's sitting on Stan. He's hunting his 14 points.

Huge book, okay? Huge! And I mean, look, this is a thicket. Well, hey, he sees something in the thicket. Hold on. Is it a thicket or a grove? Is it a thicket or a grove? No, this is a thicket. Okay. So he sees something moving.

Any other deer hunter would have put his rifle up and shot it. Because guess what it is? 15 year old kid with a deer hide jacket on. Oh. Hey, look, he's in the thicket on his hands and knees. Oh.

Okay, because I'm telling you, if anybody else would have been there to kill that kid. Hey, that goes back to the first rule of guns saying, know your target and what's beyond. I don't know. See, he's sitting there and, hey, my buddy got so mad. He yelled. then got out of the stand, went and got him and walked him out of the woods with his blaze orange on

and said, hey, you stupid idiot, deer season is open and you're wearing a deer hide coat on your back. Yeah, that's a bad deal. And you was on your hands and knees and I'm hunting a buck there. Mm-hmm.

What was he doing on his hands and knee? It was that thick. Oh, it didn't stand up. Having to get through there. Yeah, having to get through there. You know, and he said, what are you doing out here anyway? That seems like he was in one of them places where all my deer run to after you shoot them.

Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What was he doing out there anyway? Hey, he never did tell me the part of that. He was up. Oh, he was mad. Oh, my goodness, he was mad.

Yeah. That was a wild story. Go ahead. What else you got, Sean? I don't know. That story threw me all off. I wasn't ready for it. I thought it was going to have to do with a 14-point deer.

Yeah. No. Yeah. Okay, here's a good one. Jeremy emails in from Or, Oregon City. Guess what state? Kansas.

Wrong. Oregon. That was an easy one. But I currently work. I thought you were trying to trick us. He's classic. He don't trust you. He don't trust.

He's not supposed to test. But he's currently in Idaho. He's 20 years old. He's an evening manager at a grocery store, which is awesome. That's what I did when I was about 20, except without a cool title. I was just stacking apples. Look, so here's the problem. There's this dude there, right?

Right? Yep. Way older than him. Body slam him. Uh-oh. And the subject of this is, old man hates life. Oh, wow.

He doesn't necessarily think life is terrible. He just thinks there's a lot of problems. He complains about his job. He complains about the cost of living. He complains about the pay rate. He complains that they're only making this. He complains about the housing crisis. He complains about marriage and thinks it's dumb.

He didn't work out for him. Also, Jeremy just got married a few months ago. Way to go, Jeremy. And basically, homie's just trying to have normal conversations with a man that is way older than him at work, but this dude just wants to complain.

He tries to treat him with respect, but he doesn't know how to talk to him. Because he's like, I agree with some of the stuff he says, but it's just dragging me down. He don't know Jesus. There you go. There's the answer.

Okay. I do. I knew a fellow like that. Don't you go to coach me, Sunday, Bubba. I moved away. You just moved away? I just moved away.

I'm serious. Packed up and left. Hey, packed up and left because, hey, look, he was so bad, and this guy had no reason to be negative. Okay, none. He's his own boss. He's got his own business. Okay, so if he don't want to work, he don't have to work.

He's retired military. Got a check coming in. Like I said, everything's going his way. Got a beautiful wife, two beautiful daughters. everything was his way house paid for woe is me and all you ever heard from this band was oh my good son

everything's just horrible woe was me you're talking about a whiner I literally had to move away those people I couldn't take it because he was pulling me down with it yeah I think y'all nailed it though because contentment is only found in one place right

that's right and until you're peace of mind Yeah, peace of mind and contentment is a rare and precious thing. And you can only find it in one place. Yeah, and you ain't going to get it but by one person. Yeah. And that'd be the Lord himself.

I like God when taking the church. Yeah, take him to church. But I do think, look, if you try to be nice to him and he just is just constantly he's not going to be nice to him, complaining about everything. No, no, I'm saying. He can give it a shot, but I'm saying, that means. He's not going to be nice to. He is so ate up with his misery, he's going to stay there.

Yeah, and even his perceived misery. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and he really got it, okay, but his perception is, oh, as woe as me. And that's what he's going to live. He's happy in it. Yeah, that's when some people are the happy. No, no, hey. Some dogs like the wall are in it.

And I guarantee you, some people you cannot help. And those people, you got to shake the dust off your feet. That's what I like. Move on. Hey, just let that dude go do his job. You go do your job. Because you don't want to go home. Was that reference biblical or T. Swift?

Shake the dust off his feet? That's biblical. Oh, I just want. But you don't want to go home after being around negative Nancy all day. And then you just got married and you go home. And you don't realize if you're around this dude all day and all he's doing is complaining, you're next. Yeah.

It's going to rub off. Yeah, you're next. Oh, yeah. Deuce's player. I ain't got time for you. Yeah. Yeah, you're next because then you're going to... Find us a good scripture for that.

You're going to end up critiquing your woman on everything she'd do it. You want me to find a good scripture for that? Yeah. That's a tough one. I don't know if I can. Philippians 2-14. Do everything. I'm going to do it in Phil's voice since I said.

Do everything without grumbling. Or complaining. Complaining. You see all this little... Don't do it. Do everything without grumbling and arguing so you may be blameless and pure children of God who are faultless in a crooked and perverted generation among whom you shine like stars in

the world by holding firm to the Word of Life that I can boast in the day of Christ that I didn't run or labor for nothing. If you want people to see Jesus in you, don't complain. I'll tell you this. I tell you this. Because I love you. I love you. And we're out.

We'll see y'all next time right here at the duck call.