Duck Call Room - Willie Robertson Refuses to Do the One Thing Fans Want Most

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

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I think we should talk about it. I got something good to start. Okay. Oh, there we go. He's got it. He's got it, boys. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. We have Jeptha back in here.

He's becoming a regular now, and I'm here for it. Y'all going to start paying me at some point. Okay. I come bearing gifts. Jeff comes bearing gifts. So this, you're talking about some of the coolest stuff I've ever seen, there is a company called Southern Trapper. Southern Trapper.

Southern Trapper. They're out of South Carolina. This dude... He makes the coolest leather goods I've ever seen ever. Like, he has... You should look up their website. And they smell like... He has like 45, like 45 caliber pistols.

He made a pistol out of leather? That have leather on them. Oh, the handles? No. Oh. They're on the barrel and stuff. Not on the barrel. On the slide, it looks awesome.

Like, y'all look them up. Look them up. Johnny D. Leather bullets. The Louis Vuitton. Southern Trapper. It'll be like Louis Vuitton. So I brought you all some gifts.

So what we're doing with all God's children, we're doing a little collab here. Right. For mainly, it's like a father's day is what we're thinking kind of present, but we're already, we got them for sale. Oh. It's a little knife. It's a can knife and there's a sharpener. Yeah. And I got a, I brought a little sharpener here.

If we want to sharpen her up real shot. We got a knife, man. You go. You ready? Don't throw a knife. Nice. It's in a sheet. You're in a case.

It's in a sheet. In a nice leather case, this is their. Yeah, these aren't, these aren't NGy throwing star. But they could be. Anything is a throwing star if you put your mind. It's like a, like a. Okay, that's tight.

It's like a little butcher knife. Yeah, and you keep it in your pocket. So it's like, you know, it's like, but it's so flat that that's why I like it. I would like to apologize now. This is going to end up at TSA and Monroe. Because I will forget that it's there. And you get to the awkward point of, what do you want to do with it? Well, I guess I got to leave it here.

So I didn't get here early enough to walk back to my truck. I consider like a really awesome box cutter. Hey, that's a lot of show you. Did you just shave your face with that? No. Oh, man, I can do a lot of. So for the people out there listening, if you want one of these knives, go to the southern trapper.com.

And you will find a little thing where it's, it's under all God's children an international life. I like that. All God's children. You got to smell it. There's something about smell of fresh. Oh yeah. Like when they make it. Hey, and these are only 30 bucks. Really?

I think as, and every dollar of profit goes to all God's children. No, that's very fair. So it's pretty awesome. That is a very fair price. That is cool. You can buy a hundred of them for $800. You could and then give them to your employees, say you on the business. That would be a terrific idea.

That would be a big business. we don't know anybody with a hundred folks. I only have three or four friends top. Hey, and also I want to shout out. I'm just getting all my All God's Children stuff over early. Thank you all. We have had several sponsorships from people listening to the Duck Call Room. Thank you.

Thank you. That's a good deal. Thank you. There's still kids available. So have out of guys. And that's all God'schildren.org. Thank you so much. There we go.

Look at there. Hey, well, I got a Knife. And any donation to help children is a good donation. Amen. I always lose my knife at work. Oh, yeah. You can use your knife with. Yeah.

Yeah, you can bring them up, Martin. They're new and they're different. Well. I've never seen those before. And he's not in blue. We've been on like a four-month deal of like blue shirts. And today he's on a slightly stained I am second shirt. with a poncho pearl snap on it.

What did you eat today? I was talking about the socks. What did you eat today? What did I eat? Yeah. It's right there in the middle of your shirt. Well, I probably got it. Yeah.

Whatever I eat, I got you on there. I do the same thing. Me too. I only make fun of it because every one of mine has got a grease spot somewhere in this general area. Somewhere between my two mountains here. There's probably. I know what it was. What's that?

Yeah, that was ice cream bar. Oh, there's legitimately chocolate. There's legitimate. I couldn't see it from my angle. That was a moo bar, boys. He legitimately has chocolate on himself. God, I love you. But the good news is your socks match your shirt.

Well, I know. Yeah. Yeah, what socks are those? They're like a tiger stripe from a, like a he-man movie. Hey, yeah, it's a pretty boy. Do you sign up for like the free Joe Exotic campaign or something? Oh, hey. between Christine and my daughter.

We back on that socks. And then the fans, I got, I got enough socks of socks for the last 50 years. I love it. That's good. Hey, you never have to wash them. That's good. You can just keep her over.

I've always said, hey, when they turn and tear up, just don't wait. Go on. Don't even worry about it. Go on socks and underwear, greatest gifts you can get, man. I have always said if I ever won like a billion dollars,

I'm probably not going to earn that. I'm more likely to just accidentally win it in the lottery. That you don't play. That I don't. Well, maybe I am more. I'm never going to be a billionaire. I've accepted that at this age of 37. But if I were, I would never wear a pair of socks twice.

Well, just new socks every time. Straight out of the package. Says it you can't earn a million dollars. Who? ALC. Okay. Why not? Did you just say this?

She said it's kind of like a myth. What? Yeah. Yeah. Are you making up political arguments right now? That you earn a million dollars? Can you earn a million or a billion? Okay.

I think I found the actual quote. Okay. So she was on some person I've never heard of's podcast. Probably not in my algorithm. Yeah. She said you can't earn a billion dollars. Yeah, I like to be. You just can't earn that.

You can get market power. You can break rules. You can do all sorts of things. You can abuse labor laws. You can pay people less than what they're, worth, but you can't earn that. Yeah. That's stupid.

Anybody with a bee want to chime in? Yeah. If you're listening and you're a billionaire, boy, I'm First of all, thank you. Yeah. Second of all, we got ad space. And third of all, like and subscribe. Third of all, we got a fourth chair.

I would love to talk to a billionaire, by the way. Oh, hey. What are you telling me? That wasn't at the golf course that said people with eums don't build golf courses. People with bees do. Yeah, we need a billionaire. If you know a billionaire, that would be. fine. I just met one the other day. A legit billionaire? The CEO of Hobby Lobby came here. Oh, that's true.

He's a billionaire? I think so. Look it up. I mean, look it up. I know the owner is that family. Is he a billionaire? Well, so he did unashamed and my, and right before that, my cousin Gary Glenn did an episode of Unashamed. You're Gary Glenn's cousin? Yeah. Yeah. How have you made it this long without no way? Oh, no. He shook his hand, and when we were walking out of the room, he was kind of shaking a little bit. It's like, that was the first billionaire I ever shook hands with. Really? David Green.

Was it David Green? That is his name? I don't know his name. But he looked. Oh, my. You don't know his name. You just mad him. No wonder he's not on our show.

He didn't shake my hand. Is this guy? I seen 13 point billion. He's worth 13. He's worth 13. point billion dollars. By selling Christmas stuff in July? To be fair, I've bought a lot of it at half off too.

And they're closed on Sunday. Oh, my wife has spent many of dollars at a Hobby Lobby. At the Hobby Lobby. Many of dollars. To be fair, a tackle shop is just a Hobby Lobby for dudes. Should we be? I like Hobby Lobby to be honest with you. I bought a telescope one time.

I like looking around there. You can make things. You can buy a telescope at Hobby Lobby? Where else would you buy it? The internet? I don't know. No, you go to Hobby Lobby, and you're like, hey, my hobby is looking at stars, and you go to that section and buy a telescope.

Oh, I don't mind. He's simple. Because you're talking about all this, the Bayou Beast. What? You know who that is? Oh, Dale. Oh, yeah. Bord along?

Yeah. I know, Dale. Oh, yeah, you met him, huh? I fish with. You fish with him. Yeah. How was it? And he gave me, hey, he's cool.

Is he a big name? He gave me a cane duck home. And it's a good one. Handmate. Yeah. No machinery, period, in this. Yeah. Handmade.

Handmade duck calls. I sure Willie's... A hindo sells for a hondo. Willie probably be real proud we're promoting another duck call on here. Well, hey. I'm just saying, hey, this marketing 101, y'all. Hey, the boy... Ways not to become a million billionaire.

Promote your competitor. Hey, boy makes a good duck car. And he's a good band. What? The guys at Toledo Tackler and nice people. You're in Westminster Road. Go there. Hey.

I'm just kidding. We're just all, just give everybody a shout out. I'm just... Let's just show you we love everybody. We do. I do. Hey, competition is healthy. Hey, it's healthy.

You need competition in a market. My best friend shops for his fishing is at an academy. He makes a hand by hand. All of it. Yeah. Pretty cool. And it is a really good duck off. You can blow it?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I sound really good on it. Did you have to get the running started? There is it. Don't make fun of that. Oh, this is real easy. You didn't even have to. Huh.

Huh. No. Oh, look at it. And it's real. you milk it down, it was real salt. You think that's where I got that from? What? Well, from Sye probably.

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I consider it an equivalent of like taking a crow hop. Yeah. When you throw a baseball, that's kind of what it seems. I crow hopping everything I do. You're a professional crowhopper. Yeah. If I'm going to do something, I might as well. I've just heard, I've heard a lot of miles ago that.

Oh, the can is not the problem. It's the, huh. It's the, to get there is the issue that I call. It's not the second note. It's that weird first one that it took you to prime the bulb to get there. That's the funny one to me. Can we go back to Bill? Billionaires?

Yeah, billionaire. Why should we be a billion? Yeah, why did we not ask that what is Hunter, hate to call you out here, but isn't it your job to look at the interesting guy in the studio next door and say, Hey, do you want to go have fun? I wasn't. Are you having a good time over here in boring Darkland?

I wasn't told all the details. And he was here on a Friday. Well, you know, if they're a billionaire, I might make an exception and show up on a Friday, Hunter. So he, we confirmed billion? Yeah. Is he a multi-billion? 13 of them. Yeah, Mr. Green is a billionaire.

Oh. That's like, that's 13 times what a billionaire. But I wouldn't wear a shot. 13 times, I'd get you to be. More than once if I was him. That would be a lot of cool stuff with their money. Like, I've met him and his wife at the, I'm pretty sure maybe you can fact check me on this. I will.

That they have the Bible Museum in. DC. I think they were the... Oh yeah, they did a big part of that. They're a big part of that. That's where I met them and they had like a women's thing. It was really cool that Jess did and I was like the I was just there to...

Arm candy. Yeah, I was arm candy. You do a good job. That was it. He did all the important things. He funded a $500 million, $430,000 square foot museum of the Bible. It's really cool. Very cool.

Good job, man. Bravo, man. And it was like really neat. There's like all these old Bibles that were, and some of them are weird and like, did you just call the Bible weird? There were some weird ones because like one of them was like, I could be wrong, but I mean, and this is people don't like to talk about this, but it is true. I'm always positive.

It was Thomas Jefferson. I can't remember which one had their own, they made their own, it was, it was the Bible, but he took out a lot of stuff because he just didn't like it. He just left it to the important part. Yeah. And so he like, I think we all do that. No,

but he literally removed the paper. Yeah. Yeah. I just ignore the parts. Yeah. I just don't pass that. Like how he roared it is so I ain't going, no. Yeah.

That can't be what he meant. But yeah. Yeah. It don't mean that. Yeah. Let me take that out of there. No, see, that was tongue in cheek. What he meant was over here.

Oh, got you. Okay. But, and there were a reason. It explains why he did what he did, which I don't think they were good reasons at all. And, but anyway, there was just some really interesting stuff like that. that I didn't even know existed until I got there. I was like, oh, yeah, that's pretty cool.

I mean, it was really neat. Well, it is nice to know that a guy worth $13 billion. I'll still give $500 million to a cause like that. That's cool. That's a lot. Yeah, I mean, that's half of one of his bees. Yeah. You know?

I would do so much damage to the world if I had 13 bees. Would you? I'd do crazy stuff. I don't believe it. What? I don't think we'd ever see John David Owen again. Well, that's true. too.

Yeah. I'm out. I think you'd become more reclusive than Hunter. Well, most people, all they do is... Sorry, Hunter. They go crazy worrying about the money. I would... Or somebody's already always after you and this, that another.

You turn into like a paranoia, paranoid something, you know? All some that I've met, there's got plenty of money. They're not very fun to be around. I'm serious. I've been around some that got plenty of money that are a lot of fun to be around. I've seen the opposite. that too. Well,

no, but the ones I know what you're saying. The one that can handle it. The ones that can handle it are really good to be around. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Okay, because they do just what you this guy. Yeah, they do good things. They do fun things. They do fun things. They do charitable things.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, those are always a fun one. I mean, ain't no different you. Whenever you were making all that money, you gave 90% of it back. Well,

well, hey. You ain't ever going to say that, but I can say that. Because I saw what was coming in. Hey, I was told. Yeah. Give it away.

Y'all ever seen the show Homeland? You know, I have, I've heard it's amazing. It's pretty good. I think I watched that a long time ago. Is that got, that's got Claire Daines in it, right? I love Claire Daines. Yeah. Always been a fan.

She's like, she can play a great crazy person. She did. Have you ever seen the Romeo, Juliet, with her and Leonardo de Capri? Have you seen that? Uh-huh. Yeah. Would you think it was just like absolutely terrible? I mean, you know, it was, what were we?

What was that? Probably 14 when that kind of. Yeah, I was like high school. Yeah, like 12, 14, something like that. So. I mean, Julia didn't accomplish anything. Just to make, I mean, honestly, I've seen the play like a, like, like, whatever. I didn't actually go to it, but I could saw a version of the play.

So you got a lot of place? And I was like, eh. You made it kind of modern. It was kind of like, eh, okay. They told the story in a more modern. They tell the story. I mean, that's. That's Claire Daines?

Yeah. Yeah. What else she in? She was in little women. A lot of stuff. I think she was in little women. She was in a lot of women, yeah. A lot of movies.

Like 90s. Mid-90s, early 2000. She was in a bunch of stuff. Then she popped back up in 2014. Yeah. Had her a fam and got away from it, which I think is, I think, good for all those. Actually, there's a new show she's on that's really terrific or a new-ish. Who knew?

Jeff Robertson, Big Claire Dane's guy. Yeah. Oh, Jeff and Hunter could talk for a long time about. Movies in general. We got on this. Movie buff. Yep, but you still play World Warcraft? Are you off that?

Actually, I do, I actually just started playing again on the new, there was a new. Leroy Jenkins over here. Yeah, I know. You've been on any more trip, yep, over to Epithole, whatever. You know. Clip it. He said the Epipopia. Oh, you've been over that cornucopia?

I actually just went up to the mothership. Kind of where we're... The mothership. Yeah, where the... What? Where All God's Children is located, where it's the head office. Some would call it the head office.

Headquarters. Which is so beautiful. It's in the Pacific Northwest, the P&W. Oh. The weather is like, it's like 70s, the high, 50s low. It's like perfect.

And actually I saw the, hey, you want to see one of the biggest waterfalls. Oh, there's Gus. A lot of Gus batting. one of the biggest waterfalls west of the Rockies I was standing right there oh that's my buddy

here there I am that's just Jeff just go and see waterfalls beautiful waterfall big selfie guy huh I mean I did it too I actually have another picture

I guess somebody took for me thinking of that you actually got you I mean Willie's going always going somewhere and you travel pretty good I don't travel like he does he travels a lot no he ain't here

I don't yeah I I talked to him on the phone the other day for the first time in the long time and he was telling me everything he where he was going I was like this is I get random text at weird times from him asking about people we met in places a long time ago he's like are they still here I'm like

maybe do you do you want their number actually I was just on unashamed with him just a few days I mean I guess like Monday and and he was hilarious as always it's like I've missed the way he talks because he is funny and he goes j or owl goes yeah we're all back together the brothers actually so this is the most most viewed podcast we've ever done on on a shame was all four brothers together like six years ago and and willie get and will he just totally interrupting right there was like oh so it was the

best one you've ever done so you're like you know what let's wait six years so we do that that's real good guys that's that's the way to use your brain. Best thing we ever done, let's wait like six, eight years. Yeah. That's because Willie said no, anytime you ask him to do something. Yeah, in fairness, he's the biggest, a big part of that problem because like, hey, are you in town?

You want to come do this? He's like, no, no. No, he's sitting there watching Fox News trying to solve all the size problems. Just watching news together. He's preaching most of the time when he's out. Yeah, he speaks a lot. Yeah. Well, I thought, that's what I thought. I wasn't sure. If you ever need Willie to give a speech but can't afford Willie, I am here and I do know his speech.

You've hung with him enough to know. I've heard that one. I think he might have changed it up. He's probably updated. I hope so. Well, I had a dude just tell me like a week ago I was in the airport and he said, man, I just heard your brother Willie. I forgot where somewhere up north or somewhere. And he said, man, that story he told about sigh and the squirrel.

He said, that's the funniest thing I ever heard. What's the squirrel? Oh, when he shot the squirrel. Yeah. I don't know what it was. I mean, he kind of told it to me a little bit. I think it's the first step when they were like first film in Duck Dynasty, and you were Willie just went and shot the squirrel right in the middle of the whole film crew with a bow and error.

And the squirrel's going on. That's what squirrel's doing. With a bow. If a squirrel shows up, you get him. Or was that my dad? That was my dad, right? What squirrel bit? Yeah, Phil.

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Well, hey, we grew up. Hey, we had them as pets. Anything, Andrew. You had a pet squirrel? Oh, yeah. A fox squirrel or cat squirrel? Oh, cat squirrel. Look, here's, here was the funniest thing.

They always seemed to be the fiest one. Hey. Was he mean? Mama bought a brand new couch. Oh, yeah. Pangs and he puts it in the living room. This is. We got a pet squirrel.

right cat squirrel well guess what he did first thing he did no no it's holding from the bottom okay and then on the if you set on the left left corner you know a spring would stick you in the butt because that squirrel had done pulled all the cotton out made him a nice nest okay where he could go sleep in you know soft cotton bed just doing squirrel that's what happened that squirrel he's got got served with gravy. We, able to fare. He got served for

a guy and, you know, we ate him. Yeah, yeah. I teach you, mom said, I'll teach you to dig, you know,

dig all the cotton out of my darn brand new cows. Why people always got rats as pets? Hey. Whirled? I don't have pets.

Hamsters, gerbils. A buddy of mine. My son that wants an axolottle. A what? Just an ugly fish. Hey, a buddy of mine.

That's something weird. I thought he was a lizard. Hey. Whatever. It lives in water. A buddy of mine. Like an aquatic lizard. Hey, look, had a fox squirrel.

He had to build him a new cage. Yeah. Because he ate so much. He looked like a fox. This sucker probably weighed seven pounds. I'm serious. A squirrel? A squirrel.

Oh. Hey. He had to make him another cage because he left his window open. And his cage was in the window and he had one and flipped doors. Just go through the doggy door. And he'd go out and get up to the end of the air. Hecannuts, read, you know, he hickinuts. You know, but that thing, I'm serious, he weighed probably seven pounds.

He's something seven pounds climbing a hickory. Oh, no, hey, look, I'm sorry, he looked like a fox when you see it. I'm not doubting you. You've told way too much that I've had to check that it was true. I just quit doubting you. Now, some of it I do think is a little jazzed up, but. He's been known to jazz stuff. You know what jazzed our fans up, by the way?

What? our discussion on 90s-era buffet-style restaurants. Oh, really? We hadn't got that many emails in a long, long time. Yep, you remember Shawnee's breakfast buffet. Western Sizzling, Bonanza. Yeah. Yeah.

Did you know some? Did you know some? A good buffet, you know? He'd choose that over anything. Did you know some of those are still in existence? Oh, yeah. Yeah. There's several of them in small towns.

Western Sizzling. Other of the small towns hold of them. But this person, Oh, I just lost it. Oh, I wanted to give your name. It was so funny how he worded it. Okay, yep. Liam from Southwest Michigan,

he would go with his grandma to the Ponderosa Steakhouse in buffet, which I've never been to, but sounds a lot like a pananza. That's where? I don't say. And he said it was always full of Virginia Slim secondhand smoke. Oh, yeah. And that's what we never talked about,

how restaurants used to have a smoking section that wasn't even another room, it was just a sign. Yeah. Remember Grandies? Oh, yeah. Smoke on the left, eat on the right.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, man. I remember them. I remember walking in there and seeing that cloud of smoke. I'm like, why? But I remember one of the first flights I took,

you could still smoke on the airplane. Really? Like, yeah, when I was a kid kid. That seems unbelievably dangerous. Yeah, we were going. Not even because of the cancer. Like Boston or something, or some school, something or another.

Because of the fire. Yeah. Yeah, well, back in, you didn't have to worry about no tomfoolery, I don't guess. But, you know, then people figured they could use them as a weapon. A lighter? No, an airplane. Oh, yeah. No, the actual airplane.

Yeah, that's a bad deal. That's crazy. Yeah, man. And, like, I remember going in the... Did you used to just smoke in restaurants? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He was one of them. Yeah. Just eggs baking and a... I mean, I just remember like going to Waffle House, remember I had to have an ashtray just on the table. Waffle House turned right if you're smoking, turn left if you're not. But if you got there late or something and you'd just go, you'd go take one for the team because he's hungry and sit on smoking section. You just sit there with a, you just sat there with an ashtray, you know, and it's like, man, I can't get through my plate of eggs before I got to have one. That's crazy.

That's wild. That is a different time. It is. Smoking indoors. Yeah. Now you've got people walking around with them big old vapes. Yeah. Just hammering on them thing.

Like, why can't we all just dips now? I'm nicotine free for the second time in my life again. Congratulations. Fell off the wagon, Jep, hard. Did you? Oh, yeah. Congratulations. I've got to stress lately.

Yeah. I'm a tethered to that wagon. I don't know if I could get off. I just cold turkey did it the other day. I ain't sure I'm not driving it. Yeah, that's right. I got to have one vice, golly. Oh, I got to have one.

Give me one. I got plenty of those. I like golf. Are you ever going to play golf again? No. I'm top golf only. You won't go play top golf? I'm in.

You do that at? Whenever I have to go to these cities or meetings and appearances. I don't think Monroe could handle the top golf. I mean, you know, as funny as I'd kind of. Too many red now. I'd say the last, since I moved back here, I kind of quit. I was like, yeah. I lived in Austin.

I loved it because they have like some of the best courses ever. And shots fired at our courses. Well, they're like, just. There's a lot more of them, too. Yeah, a lot more options. A lot more options. But now that River, dude,

River has gotten pretty good. He might, he could probably beat you now that you hadn't played in a while. Oh, I'm sure. You might go out and play the best round of your life.

I generally, my first two or three a year, whenever you don't play, you play better, and then you start thinking about it. Yeah. You just, you focus on just hit the ball.

Yeah, just hit the ball. Remember that week, then you're like, man, I can hook it around. I'm like, no, I can't. I mean, really, no, no, I can't. I can't hook a golf ball. I cannot. Telemarketers call on me. The, uh, no, but I doubt I ever, I don't know, unless my kids want to

play. We hit a milestone, uh, this past weekend. He, he, he finally out drove me. Like, I hit a good one. And he hit it about two yards past me. There you go. And he was smiling. I mean, air to ear and oh, yeah, big dog. And I was like, eh. Yeah, got to make the putt. But I was, but I was, but I was looking at his body, he's me, like, made over. But I was like, oh my gosh, I remember when I, like, like actually had a butt now it's completely gone it's like it goes in what happened to your butt it just i you got my body type your butt goes away and your belly pokes it just rever it just goes i've never had a butt i like i got hit with a sledgehammer on the butt and just went wop and then just everything everything goes south because i was like oh he's using his butt in his legs which is what

you need to have some power and he's and he just and i was like yep i can't but will he hits a golf ball long ways and he has no legs nor butt. That's true. He has all guns. You can do it, but. It's all in the core. Yeah. It's on the keg.

But it has been fun to just watch him. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, I mean, that would get me back out there if the boys ever want to play. It makes it fun. Yeah.

No, my love for that game is. It's just like hunting and fishing and stuff. It's like, I still love to do those things. Now I have way more fun when he has fun doing it. Or Jessica, actually, went pheasant hunt for the first time she was shooting them and she's like she'd kill one she'd start i mean she had the craziest looking her eye like just like she wouldn't say did you see that

but her face was like yeah oh yeah me and brittany me and brittany stomped around texas there for about four days killing turkeys we killed we finally killed two turkeys and that but that's fun because you know i get to see her learn to do it and it's like yeah like the smile and her face is better than any yep there were tears that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying is better. It's like, oh. There were tears because there was so much failure before the success. It was like, and then the success was like wild because the turkey stepped out of like five yards.

And I'm like, oh, God, he is, he is going to step on me. Like, this is a problem. Is he drumming? Oh, yeah, for them. Yeah, they came through a little thicket and she was like, where are they? And I'm like, right here. Like, have you done that, Saive? Has I been Turkey on me, y'all?

Have you ever seen them? Have you ever been close to them when they start that drumming and where you can feel it in the ground? Like there's something. I'm like, I've never been a big turkey hunter, but I had that happen once. It was actually the best turkey hunt I've ever been on. It was me and Nikki Tightpants.

That's a funny one. But that, I was like, oh, that's why they do this. You know, because I thought, hey. Oh, no, no. I don't like snakes. That's why I never like it. I don't like ticks. Those things, that's always.

That's why you go to Texas. Right. I mean, the snakes are a little. I mean, they're there, but they're kind of cool, but no, very few ticks. Yeah, it's not as bad. Very few, very few ticks. Or like Arkansas. Yeah, in Tennessee and all that stuff.

Very few ticks, but it's just, yeah, it's fun, man. I enjoy it. It's just it sucks here, which makes it really hard for me to get tired of about. You know, I've tried several diet plans before, and you lose weight on them, but, you know, you get stuck. Eventually, they quit working, and usually the weight comes right back on. But Ph.D. weight loss is different. I'm 14 weeks in. I'm 27 pounds down.

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they're into the calling and lighten them. And it's when you call a big old gobble up, and he's out there like 10 feet from you, strut. Yeah, but... bluffing out. That's where you're wrong. I think a lot of people are shooting ducks. They don't really care.

But if you do light, if you get them in and you hear those wings, that's the equivalent of a turkey drumming right in front of you. Oh, no. That's the ultimate like, ooh. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, we have four of them right there doing that. I was like, oh, God. Yeah.

I was like, they're going to walk right on top of me. This is not good. Yeah, especially like when they come up, you know, like you see them like 152 or yards and then you start start oh you start your thing and then here they come and they're like oh yeah they they're they're you know 15 feet from oh yeah yeah listen i want you that's exciting and i love i mean i enjoy it because i like walking right right i like walking and looking and explore new ground and new territory you just all kinds of stuff you hear oh yeah that was in uh then we had a gobbler

Well, he was like a, it was a Jake, I guess. Jock Elling? No, we didn't. We got really close, but like I said, we didn't know. I still don't know exactly what I'm doing when it comes to turkey hunting. We were not really prepared. I got a lot of duck hunter in me. That's right.

I want to call him to the plugs. Right. And that's the worst thing you can do to a to a turkey. But I want to call that sucker all the way to the plugs. Like you get in here, gobbling strut and do your thing. But a lot of times in that turggy. But it's fun to just hear them answer you. Oh, it's a little.

It's, hey, for me, it's fun getting your butt-wipped at something, not knowing what you're doing. Right. Because, like, the learning process is the fun part. So, but you might as well go where there's a bunch of them. Yeah. That way, you got a lot of opportunities. Not many turkeys here.

Thank you, Brownwood, Texas for that. Because y'all. Parish. No, no, no, not many at all. No, we was fishing with Drew down at Honeyhole. And he had just got back to Turkey hunting. And he said, hey, you wouldn't believe it. He said, we set up.

He said, it looked like ducks. He said, there was 80 of them come out of the trees. They must have been out west, yeah. He said, you know, it was ridiculous. This was a funny one from the turkey, and I will, where'd that go? Hold on. This got cool, because I ain't ever seen this happen before. What's that video?

Oh, there it is. Listen, this one. You hear them blackbelly whistling ducks? Yeah. They flew over the turkeys and they gobbled out of them. Like they flew right. I saw them coming. I was like,

well, this is kind of cool because there's going to be blackbells. There's ducks flying over turkeys. This is kind of a cool little moment for a duck hunter. And then them ducks sounded off and them turkeys gobbled. I said, oh, buddy,

this time shooting on them. Of course, we didn't kill none of them. Didn't kill nothing. I had to let them walk off. Brittany couldn't see them. I could see them. But she couldn't see them.

The way we were set up. And I was like, oh. Funest turkey thing we had was we're duck hunting in the blind. Phil looked over there. Big old cypress tree. He said, hey, you have a big old gobbler on top of that cypress tree away? I hope the answer was going to.

Somebody had some binocular look, said, oh, yeah. Y'all Phil, said, I think he'll kill that sucker. Yep. Look, hey. There it is. He got out of the blind and got chest deep in water. He didn't have waders on either. He got chest deep, and we said, hey, you need to get back in.

He said, what are you talking? I'm born where he was kidding? I said, as soon as you ripple that water, that sucker took off. Oh yeah He's about a hundred yards from it I said hey As soon as you ripple that water he'd left He said you're kidding

I said nope I said as soon as he watched He watched that ripple come From this big brush file Now There we go But as long as evil exist Man it's gonna be

That's good Yeah It's gonna be tough man Am I a bad person That I've given up On what? Just humans Oh no hey

You're where I'm at. I just sell worms. Yeah. I'm very happy doing that. I'm sick of turning the TV on. But you keep doing it. And seeing we're doing the same stupid thing. Well, you control what you can control, which in our lives ain't a lot.

What's known is manageable. Yeah, you control. But like, none of that stuff is, I mean, who's controlling? Money is controlling all of it. Yeah, but see, that's the problem. You know, we talk about this all the time. On the media, the media talks about it all the time. We talk about it in our homes all the time,

and yet we never fix nothing. It's the same stupid crap every day we get up. We're still killing each other. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, when are you going to finally come? The Bible says it's the best.

on the prodigal son. He finally was looking at a bunch of pigs eating slop and was jealous. And then he said, hey, he came to his senses and went back home. And said, Dad, hey, I ain't your son anymore. I'm a hard hand because I don't piss the way

everything you gave me. It's not the new international version, but it'll do. We're going to have to put that version in that museum. But I'm just saying, Uncle Si writes the Bible. You know how good that would be? God. Like, did you hear him telling the story about Jonah?

It would definitely be PG-13, at the very least. That's a good fish. That's a good fish story. That's a good fish story. That's a good fish story. Keep him away from the song of Solomon. That good looking heifer on that rooftop over there, David said, Cheching.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Signary. But no, like you said, you know, really, okay? We're in a sick, sin-sick world. Yeah. Yeah. And the problem with today's world is it's known, right?

Like for how long? I mean, until 1900s, 50. You didn't know nothing. You knew nothing about what was going on. That's why you like your childhood so much, because you had no freaking clue. If something happened in Washington, D.C., they had to get on a pony and ride it to you. Well, no, no. That's what gets me.

Okay. The problem is the age of information is dangerous because we've got a lot of information. And you have it immediately. Immediately. And some old boys walking down the streets of Israel, he can be live tweeting everything and show his videos of him getting bombed. Well, if them suckers can put a bomb in your phone and blow it up from anywhere. It's crazy.

Hey, that's terrifying. Well, I don't talk about nothing. Man, I just sell work. And I think I'll keep this 15 I got. I don't know that I want a new one now because how. How do you check it for that? That's a different phone. They don't have iPhone.

They might. Who knows? Martin's hard to say. You think they text blue or green? Green, green. My deal is when you're throwing rocks up in the air at missiles. We've tried our way. And it don't work.

And we all know that. We tried our way and it don't work. It is broke. Well, why don't we? we try his way? And I'm talking about our God Almighty. His way is better. His way is always better.

Someone say your way is better. Yet, we're so, uh, uh, uh, uh, all of ourselves. He wasn't doing it, didn't my own. We're so full of ourselves that we won't even give it a chance. When is? Yeah. And to me, that's just good grief.

Such a waste. Yeah. Yeah. But it's been going on. guess it's going to continue to keep going on. Look, y'all know we're not ones to get dressed up often, but when we do get dressed up, man, we like to look good. And you know what ties it all together?

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Tachovus. Point your toes west. Go on to preach, son. I love his mind. Well, no, no. It was way more impressive before he got a full set of team. Now he's just like a wise old man. It's funner when he was a wacky old man.

Now you just brought up something this body that we've got. Okay. Hey. He's a new one of them too. This ain't just half a chance. He don't need a new one. Chaints. How wonderfully David has sung songs about it.

How wonderfully I'm. made. There you go. Oh, man. Okay. I do like having fun. This is bones and flesh and blood and sine you and things and all that. And hey, here's a news flash for you. You've got 100,000 miles of veins, arteries, and all that pumping blood in this body you're in. A hundred thousand? Yeah, I was impressed. I think we've looked that up. I used to say, 10,000. Stone Google it. And hey, he said right from the whole town.

I don't Google stuff. Yo, Stone said, hey, old man, you got to apologize to the crowd. I think we looked it up on here. Oh, no. Didn't we, Hunter? It's 100,000, buddy. Stone looked it up and Google it. I thought we did.

And I had to apologize to about 30,000 miles. 60,000, yeah. Oh, it was a hunters. If I don't look it up, he read 100. It's 100. But, hey, it's, don't look to that. Here's a thing. We've got veterans, okay, that have lost half of their body and still alive.

And, I wouldn't say they got a great life, but they're still alive. Okay. And they've had half their body blew off. Okay. So, hey, yeah, that's something to say something about. Okay. I had open heart surgery. Okay, my brother used to pump his duck hole up with a stainless steel pump

36 gallons a minute And hey, that thing breaks down all the time Hey, this thing has been pumping on me for 78 years It did break down that one time though Well, hey, it's broken down It's a little tweaking It needed a little tweaking. It needed a couple of new barons

We want to talk about something incredible in you. Let's go to them kidneys. Because the fact that they still work is incredible. I don't know what. Never even had a kidney stone. I don't know what you got going on down there. Them babies need to be studied. And look.

Well, I drink a lot of tea and there's a lot of antioxidants in it. Yeah. It says, hey, that's good for you. Yeah. Well, I'm here for it. I'm drinking tart cherry juice every night because. Remember last time when Jep told people? Yeah, for antioxidants.

and help filter your blood, lower your uric acid. Hartons reached the age where he calls me and says stuff that he's doing weird stuff that buy out. I'm like, I don't know. We don't know what's here for? Kind of take a little better care of myself. We are old now. We don't know what's this far.

And I got three years old. So human being has a problem with resurrection of the dead. Oh, I don't. I'm betting on it. Well, no, no, but a lot of people do. Okay. Well, hey, I got a newsflash for y'all. Hey, you need to pay attention when spring rolls around

because there's some resurrection of dead things that just there is an explosion of life. Happens. Okay. And that ought to be enough for you to tell you, oh, it ain't no problem to raise a dead man. There you go. Hey, he raises everything ever, ever spring,

raises everything that's been dead. I watched a frog yesterday who was going through the process of realizing the resurrection better loom near as he was getting swallowed by a ribbon snake. Did you not see here? I sent it to you. I like, this snake won't bother, sigh, I don't think. Oh, no, no, no, I don't like none of them. Okay, even if they do have a good purpose because like the king snake, ran over.

Since I saw y'all last, I ran over a rather large rattlesnake in Texas. It freaked me out. Bigging. It was a good. Oh, well, no, no. Rarely enough, he wasn't that long. And I was looking at a turkey, like the turkeys and stuff were goblin. Oh, my gosh, it was so fun to watch.

Everywhere. They're coming out strutting 20 yards from us. Look at that guy. I can't see anything. I can't see anything. I can't see his name. You see the snake that's got a frog hanging out of his mind? Oh, right up there?

Yeah, look at him. I can't tell what it is. It's a ribbon snake. eating a leopard frog or a bronze frog or something. I can't tell. Oh, well, look. I don't like snakes even. I was sitting there just listening.

I mean, I was working on some stuff yesterday over to Duckhole, and I kept here, ah, ah, I'm like, is that noise? I'm like, this is something I ain't ever heard before. So he kept doing it's fine. I was like, all right, I'm going to look. I know better to do that because on scary movies, that's when you get killed. When you go out of your underwear. Yeah.

When you, well, no, I wouldn't have my drawer. But then I saw, I finally found the source of the noise. I looked down there. I didn't see the snake at first either. I just saw the frog. And I'm like, where's the other half of him? And then I'm like, oh, it's inside that snake's mouth. So I was like, poor frog just getting eaten alive.

And I was like, boy, this is a time you could intervene. But it's just nature being nature, man. I'm not going to stop it. It was tough to watch. That's why the video ain't very long. I wasn't going to sit there and watch the whole process. But my... Just getting eating?

But if you, yeah, if you... That's one way I don't want to go out. If you're out in the woods and you hear, right, right, right. Yeah, something's dying. Something's going through some things. Yeah.

I just had to know what, what was going through the things. Say, on your point, people don't realize if the food source is plentiful, hey, it ain't on telling how big they'll grow. Then big old rattlesnake.

Well, what I saw was, so I look at this turkey hen, and I was like, Oh, looking for a gobbler because they were in full. Yeah, the rut's going. The rut was going. Yeah. And then I didn't see.

And I looked back and I was like, it looked to me. I thought it was a log or limb in the road. Yeah. Because it looked kind of dark to me, honestly, the way. And I don't know why because the sun was shot. Maybe it was a little cloudy right then. But, and then I slow way down, I pull up. And I, and then I see that.

I mean, and I will say it was a beautiful design on his body. And I was like, then I saw the rattles and was like, oh, dear Lord, that is not a log. It was a, I would say five foot. He was not short. I mean, he was pretty long. But I'm talking about like this, like an hammer. Western Diamondback, I'm guessing. Oh, my gosh.

And I just, I just put on the gas and just slung, almost at a 360. And he flew up. And then I reverse back. Then I go in the ditch. I'm doing just like dad. I was like, I'm doing dad proud. He would be doing the exact same thing. Go in the ditch.

And then I'm like, surely he's dead now. I back up. Don't see him. I step out of my truck. Don't see him like right on the edge. I was like, I don't. All I did was make that sucker so mad. Oh, so you never confirmed.

I have no confirmed. Hey, when you said step out of the truck, I know a guy that done what you're doing. Except out of a truck and hey, it won't and popped him. He was in like the wheel. He hung up in on the junk hall, the junk car.

I thought about that too later. And I was like, yeah. Oh. But hey, I can't even think of the guy's. What part of Texas? He plays poker with us all the time. He walks for a pipeline and

he sent me a pitcher because he knows how I am with snake. Three of them are three men are holding this snake. He's about as big as that bongo drum. about eight foot long three of them got him one of them's got him

the middle one he's got his by his head and another's got his tail a king cobra no druddle snake because when he sent it to me I said that that ain't real you wouldn't know

I said that ain't real he said hey the welder got in the bitch to weld and that's what he saw and we killed it he said it's real this sucker is eight foot long

and about big of that bongo drum big in my leg. And I don't remember what, like 26 rattlers or something on there. And I, they're as big as a golf ball. Does he speak? Maybe it was a wizard.

No, no, I said, this is Harry Potter. It was a, what are the Slytherin? Well, no,

it was a Slytherin person that they actually killed. It was a. Well, no, no, because, hey,

I'll tell you how big snakes get down there and feels property. I'm on tobacco filling holes. So I've been digging. and I've got roots out, your old bussy and roots it out of the way.

Well, I thought it was a root that fell out of the front of the back hole. Because, hey, this thing's all the way across the levee. Heads across the one side, tails hanging off the end of the other side. I thought it was a stupid, oh.

Does it speak parcel tongue? Then it moved. Parsle tongue. That's it, isn't it? Look here. Parcel tongue. That's like a nerd. looking over at Hunter for affirmation because me and Martin don't get it.

Hey, about that big around and he was, you know, he, boy, he's, hey, his tail and hell was on the other side of the tire tracks. I was still trying to figure out if we were talking about a snake or a place where Phil dumped a load. No. Oh, that was a funny one there, too. Because he's had some. It looked like a big old Congo.

Oh, hey, for two years, Phil took a dump on all off a log. And for two years, every time we'd come back and said, we'd say, shoot a codmouth. That's a lot to take in. Yeah, a lot to get out too. Well, you saw him out. He ain't called up. Look just like a cop mouth.

What is happening? I don't even know. Are y'all ready? I'm ready. I got to go take a new Kawasaki home. I think we've been here long enough. You got to survive a word. I got to go close the Honeyhole.

Mark 16. 19. After the Lord Jesus had spoken to them, he was taking up into heaven and he sat at the right hand of God. Amen, buddy. Better be ready when he calls your name. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.