Duck Call Room - Willie Robertson Wouldn’t Let His Kids Open Their Own Gifts

Episode Date: September 22, 2026

Willie Robertson’s habit of turning his kids’ toys and gifts into investment opportunities sparks a look back at the collectibles he refused to let his kids open. John Luke takes things even further with a plan to troll Jase by planting fake dinosaur fossils around the family compound for him to find. John-David admits one of his most humiliating moments came when he entered a Rock Band video game tournament for kids and still lost. Christian gets roasted over the AI makeover that convinced him to change his hair, and Jacob drops his hot take on baths versus showers. Duck Call Room episode #589 is sponsored by: https://duckstamp.com - Get your digital duck stamp online and keep it right on your phone! https://trees.com/ - Get an additional 20% OFF with code DUCK at checkout https://tecovas.com/duck - Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Why am I in the butt of the jokes today? Because you have a rhino. Heirkerker. Oh, yes. Rhino. Rino. Anyway, welcome to the duck call room. we have a very special edition today.

There's no sigh. There's no Martin. And for the first time in my life, I'm the oldest human being in any room I've ever been in. So I'm quasi uncomfortable, but we're going to see if we can trudge through this. Are you older than your wife? Yes.

Than you're older every day in a room. We've never been alone, though. I'm saying eating dinner with your kids, you're the oldest person in the room. Somebody else there, too. Every day. I've always had adult supervision in every aspect of my life until this exact moment.

supervising us right now. You're the adult. Wait, wait, he's our chaperone. There will be jokes of immature boys. There's already a comment of this episode. I can see. I know it right now. I hate this.

Oh, no. Somebody's already clicked off. It's okay. I appreciate you guys because I used to get all those comments. Yeah, so we're offloading. Thank you. I appreciate y'all being here to take on. What was that guy's name, Hunter, that every episode for the first like 200,

he'd get on and be like, if John David's here, I'm out. No, no, no. you're really committed to He checks every week Yeah I really want to be a fan of this podcast But as long as that guy's here Not doing it

I forgot to say this when we did our podcast Last one but I was telling them Off the record But this guy commented on the last one we posted And he said This is so funny And he said I would hate to see any of them guys Do manual labor

And I just was like Why would you want to watch somebody do manual labor? I think he was just trying to say We were soft But it was just funny to me because I'm like nobody in here is doing like y'all aren't doing manual labor I'm not

saying you haven't before I'm just saying no one in here's taking shots at me oh I'm just saying you're saying so I can't do manual labor I wouldn't want to see I don't think I can do manual labor I just not do a manual labor laborer I just say no one in here's a blue collar working manual labor job so I just thought it was funny you know I just thought it was funny you know

there's people that get mad about stuff we just zoom right past on our uh on our unashamed at Hillsdale Friday episode every Friday this guy, Frank. Comments. I think Frank might have been my original hater.

Really? It might be the same guy. He comments all caps and it's like two paragraphs every week. He never did that. And last week it was this is an abomination.

Yeah, his, Zach is his problem. Yeah, he did like Zach. He doesn't like Zach. To be fair. Or he probably hates us too, but.

Zach is his point of target. He goes after Zach? Yeah. Oh, every week. Yeah. Yeah. Weird guy to take on. Uh-huh.

Johnlitt, where's your blanket at today? I know. It's more, Actually, I'm pretty cold right now. I kind of need it. That's my favorite part of that whole episode. I tuned in.

I was like, okay, John Lutz got a blanket. In the hottest room in all of America in the summer. It was the one day they was super hot in here, but now it's cold, so I need my blanket, but I didn't bring it. But what did the comment say this is the end of the dynasty? Yeah, yeah, because he's the end of the dynasty. Which I'm like, does no one use blankets? Bill Robertson actually never used a blanket in his life.

It's a proven fact. He used blankets. Oh, that's right. I apologize. That is true. He's definitely used blanket. That is an abomination. Well, that's what people apparently think.

He didn't shower, but he did use blanket. He did not shower. That's confirmed. You shower, though, don't you? Yeah, I shower. Into the dynasty. We're all through. That's what I'm saying.

It's over. That's only. But that's what I'm saying. You only take baths? No, I'm saying Phil took baths. Wait, you take baths? He didn't shower. He took baths.

Do y'all take baths or showers? I prefer a shower, but I do like a bath. But that's what I'm saying. I feel like we're on episode 120 where I just got absolutely roasted for being a bath guy. But I'm willing to stand on business and say, You and old rhino. Here we are. I'm still a bath guy.

They're better. Yeah. I'm like, I was a bath bad and you can sit a hot tub. Everyone's like love the hot tub. I don't like hot tub. I don't like hot stuff. They're not as time efficient as a shower.

What are you got going on? So like I'm saying, like I'm efficient in a shower. Let me break it down. I'm saying like, if it's late and I'm like, I want to go to bed, but I need to shower because I'm gross. I don't want to wait. Oh, yeah.

Plus, the first thing that touches the water and a bath. Your feet. I don't know. Your feet, and then what's next? Your private parts. Your butt. So you do have to take that into consideration. I've got two questions based off this.

All right. So in a perfect world, if time doesn't matter, are you taking a shower or a bath? Bath. Yeah. Shower? Bath. I'm showering.

It doesn't matter. I don't think you're feminine either way. I just think it's whatever. But that's my question is, when did baths become feminine? Like, everyone took baths. Yeah. For millions of years.

And then people invented showers and men were like, yeah, showers. Yeah, they're not feminine. I stopped taking baths because the doctor was like, I was dealing with some jockage and they were like, you know, you can't get in hot water. So I was like, okay. I saw the second thing is, the second question is, is if you step in a bath.

You're just frozen past your jockage? Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's just personal problem. I have a question. So if you're in a bath. Wait, wait, wait, I got something. If you get in a bath. but you're dirty.

No, you don't do that. I'm saying, but you are dirty. So, like, how does you, does the bath just instantly become dirty, or, like, can you get out clean, you know? You know what I'm talking about? How people say that? Like, if you get in the bath and you're dirty and you're sitting in that water. Then you're just sitting in human soup. Yes.

I'm saying. So, like, what do you do? What's the play? Well, if you're disgusting, you first shower, then bath. Okay, okay. Or vice versa. But, like, like you said, like, and I'm not often just grimy. Yeah, it depends.

Well, what was the comment we got that none of us do manual labor? But after you do all the manual labor, you do. Yeah, if I do a lot of manual labor like yesterday. After jump rope, you know, like, yeah, that is a shower situation. You don't want to go straight into the bath from now. Yeah, no. It's gross. Yeah.

Anyway, welcome back to the duck call room. Yeah. Here's, are y'all, what are y'all? What generation? I was born in 1999. You're a 99? You're 98? No, you're 98.

I'm 99. You're 98? He's older than all. I'm 95. I remember when you were... I'm like, yeah, last year of a millennial. Yeah. That's weird that we're in the same general.

What is 99 and 98? I think we're Gen Z. Gen Z. Yeah. I don't know any of the cool terms. So if you're in the bath and you need to do like body wash, do you like stand up and then body wash? Just rub that stooker wherever you're at, man.

Well, I feel like when your hands go into the water, it loses all the stuff, though. No. Get a washcloth, you weirdo. I'm just messing. I have no idea. I don't think we should go down to exact. Bath etiquette.

Math etiquette of like how you wash. If I, like, all I know is if you use that rag good enough and you let that thing sit in the past, it might not be any good. Here's what I want to hear John Luke's thought. If I'm super gross, I'm taking shower.

Like, when I get home from hunting. Or camp. From camp. Every day during the summer. Or like out of woods. Yeah. Chioka deserves. You got mac and cheese

Or just getting sweaty No, Hispanic restaurant or something You gotta get in the shower How do you eat? I actually do get a lot of chips and salts Are you poop in the shower? I was just joking Did you say you poop in the shower?

No, he said that, I was just joking saying If you eat something, it tears up your stomach You're not getting a bath Make up a shower. There it is. Hey. You feel cleaner. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. Do you pee in the shower? I do. All the time. What is wrong with y'all? Y'all talk about how gross people are for taking bath and you're just peeing on your feet. I pee in the drain.

I wasn't saying anyone's gross or taking a bath. I was just asking. I was just asking questions like what you think, you know what I mean? That is very interesting. Yeah. I didn't know if it was like an age thing or a generational gap or I being the youngest of my family, John Luke being the oldest of his family. Yeah.

I don't know how it works. I know Jacob's the youngest of his youngest of mine. You're the youngest? We're like a little cross-sectional. You're the old. You're the oldest cousin. I'm just the oldest sibling. There's only two of us, but I'm the oldest.

Well, John looks like the oldest out of 476 of them. Yeah. How many cousins do you have at this point? Yeah, 4007. You are the oldest of everyone? Yeah. You're older than reads? No, Reed's older than me.

Oh, I'm talking about on my side. That Robertson don't count. This is officially out. I didn't know. No, and is the oldest. And then out. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I just, I just axed off that whole side of the family on X. My bad. I forget you related to other people. Well, they're so much older. Alex and Anna are so much older than them. It's like your aunt, but it's your first cousin, you know? You ever have those in your family where they're so much older, but they're your first cousin, but it's like, is that my aunt?

Pretty sure me and Alex graduated high school together. I never thought of Alex as my aunt, so maybe I'm. I did when I was young. Alex was definitely an older cousins. Like when I had an older cousin, I was like, oh, are you my aunt? And I was like, no, it's my first cousin. The funniest thing is that Jay is like your cousin-in-law. Yeah, he's not your uncle.

like Jay's my uncle. Alex is my aunt. Jay is your cousin's husband. Cousin's husband. I'll tell you this. Jay is unct status for sure. He's getting up there. He's 50 now.

Oh yeah. I love me some Jay. What is on your desk if I can ask you? That's a great. It's a rhinoceros. I feel like it's a we got to get to the rhinoceros situation between you two. I feel like you should have shot that.

What is that? This, yeah. Is it 3D printed? Oh, it's a dinosaur? You wouldn't even need a duck stamp to shoot that. But if you did, you can go to duckstamp.com right now and have your duck stamp and be ready for the whole season. Interesting.

Have it on your phone. Yeah, you just walked in. This is a 3D print over Raptor skull that I just printed. And then I got it off the printer. I was like, this would be a good thing to show and tell at Duck Hall Room today. Because I've gotten a 3D printing. And. Hey, look, if you're looking for a way to get back to ducks and you want to invest in our sport,

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What I'm going to do, this is my plan for the whole thing. I was going to invite you to, or your kids, you a guest to. It's something that sounds like I'd be into. I'm going to have Archaeology Day on the family compound, and I'm going to print off a bunch of dinosaur bones and then bury them in the, yeah. And then bury them in the sand, and then we'll have a whole like while all the kids

like dig them up. Do you know what you should do? What? You should do a megalodon mouth. Oh yeah, that's cool. Have you seen the ones at the museum like how big they are? I was going to do a T-Rex

that's like life-size. It's going to take like 300 hours. You know what else you could do? A rhinoceros. And then it's just Christian. For those listening to Hum, Christian got a new haircut. No, I've had this haircut.

There's a bit of a spike to it. Yeah, it's a little spiky. And so he's been called rhinoceros. by Jacob 17-toler. I would rather be called Rhino than like Shark Boy or... That's fair. What was the other one you were calling? Needlepoint.

Shark Boy. Oh. Needlepoint pissed me off. No, no. Why does Needle Point upset you and Rhino? Well, rhinos are cool. Rhinos are cool. What's that little cartoon where the guy has the one little spike?

It's not Speed Racer. It's like the little Astro Boy. Give me Nutron? No, it's like Astro Boy. It's like a Speed Racer kind of character. I don't remember. It's Astro Boy. Yeah, Astro Boy?

That's what it looks like. Look up Astro Boy. No one watched that. No one watched that weird crap. I watch that weird crap. Yeah, you're the home. Hunter. Yeah, him.

Hunter, of course, watch that. If it's a weird cartoon and or movie, Hunter's our guy. Did you see it? That's what he's calling you. I personally like that you wear boots and underwear around. Yeah, I do. You're the only person I know that could pull it off. Is Astro Boy what they base those height beast boots off of, the red boots?

You know what I'm talking about? There was a thing a while back? Oh, yeah. A couple, like a year ago, the big red boots. What are we doing? In the sneaker world? I thought that was like. Smurfs or something.

Yeah, something like that. Now we're pulling up cartoons from Christian's childhood, and he's calling you... Kiyu. That guy. Ed and Eddie, that's hilarious. I'm so much older than y'all. The best thing about Ed and Eddie is the plank.

Hold on. The plank. Wait. I got to go back to... We're losing it from cartoons. So you're going to bury these all over? So bury them in the yard, then we're a dig them up, like they're fossils.

And then what? I think that's a brilliant. Then we'll just have a bunch of fossils. I'll be a good kid interaction. Are you aware that there's people that don't believe in dinosaurs? I'm fully aware. I don't believe in them. I totally believe in dinosaurs.

You should say that into the microphone, too. John David, you don't believe it don't. Yes, I do. What are you talking about? Don't believe. No, we had Hunter, what was that girl's name? Deadgum it. I don't remember her name.

I asked you for her name, and I told her I said, I'm going to bring you back up because that's the craziest conspiracy I've ever heard of. Okay, do y'all think that dinosaurs were real at one point? dinosaurs well of course they're real that's where we get our hole from fossil fuel fossil fuel uh oh Johnny D

I mean there's a lot of movies proving we could come back hey there's another good question you know who did not believe in dinosaurs Sadie Robertson Huff how long or is she still last year when she went to the museum and she was like these are real she didn't believe in dinosaurs

I don't know. I don't know how I feel about dinosaurs. Like, she's never seen them, like, a real fossil. Well, we've never seen a real dinosaur either. Yeah. Yeah. What I'm saying. Here's my thing with dinosaurs.

And if I can be completely transparent. No, here we go. Come on, Rhano. I know you got some one thing that bothers me are, it's when you create, like, the Stephen Spielberg show. It's like, let's find these. Did you just call it the Stephen Spielberg show? Jurassic Park?

No, what was the one he just did on Netflix? Oh, oh, the new one. Yeah. What's it called? I don't know. There's a new one? Look it up. Look it up.

No, no, no. It's like a documentary. A documentary. Okay. I thought you just referred to Jeff Goldblum as that Steven Spielberg. Jeff Goldblum, haven't heard that way in a while. It's a documentary.

But it's like, let's find fossils and they be like, this is probably how these dinosaurs interacted 50 million years ago. Then I'm like, I think you lose some credibility when it's like, because of patterns in the sand that have fossilized 50 million years, we believe that they would interact with each other in a circle and this was their mating. Then I'm just like, you're kind of stretching that. I'm not saying, yeah, they do like one of the dinosaurs

is like mating dance thing with this like little tiny arms. But I'm like, okay, you don't have to believe that it did a little tiny arm mating dance. But it still existed. Did they get that off of Ice Age when all the little SIDS are doing that? Yeah, that's how it was like. It was like a little T-Rex, and it was like waving his little tiny arms. And that's how it got the women?

And that, yeah, and the woman T-Rex was so much. That's a lot. 50 million years ago. So I'm like, how do you know that? Well, I don't think 50 million years ago there was anything going on here. Are you a New Earth guy? I don't know. This isn't an unashamed.

When are I go in there, boys? Well, I'm just saying that's what they talk about in the show. Yeah, no, I don't. That's not my book. Whenever they started saying 50 million years ago, I tune anybody out that says something that's over 150 years ago, because I'm like, you don't know. Yeah.

Unless you were there. John Luke can speak into this. Unless you were there. When they're like, hey, no, this is. You're saying you agree? The world record temperature. I'm like, how do we, we don't, nobody had a thermometer 200 years ago. What are we talking about?

Let's hear. Come on, John Luke. No one believes. Hey, well, John David, you miss our whole flat earth conversation. Oh, yeah. Y'all did a flat earth on here? Yeah, on here. The episode may or may not be out by this time this episode's out.

Who knows? Who knows. So y'all are flat earthers too? No, the only one that believes in flat earth is. No. But I know I have a friend who is a legitimate flat earther. True flat earther. And he gave me his holst field and I was like, that doesn't make any sense.

But John Luke is not a flat earther. I'm not a flat earther. By the end of the Hocke's a hard core, he might be flat. I am a hardcore or old earther. You're okay. What is it called? Older. I'm an old earther.

Olderther. I'm just a. Some people think. A believer in facts, but some people call it facts. Yeah, and if you don't, you're an idiot. Some people think, you know, the Bible's just literal. Hard to really say. Hard to say.

Phil believed that Phil, the Bible was literal. No, Phil was a young earther, yeah. Me and Phil Roberts. I'm in good company there. Are you a young earther? Are you a young earther? Yeah, for sure. So what's the difference?

What are you talking about here? I do feel like young earth would be like a lot of people. You believe the Bible is like 6,000, 7,000 years old? Or something like that. You think that old earth is like 16 billion. Was this 3D? printed dinosaur of this dinosaur that I'm holding right now. Was this

6,000 years old or was this 67 million years old? Yeah, I don't know. Who's to say? I mean, I'm just saying like Well, what stinks is when you get to heaven, the Lord looks at you and that's part of the multiple choice test to get in. Yeah. And he's like, bong. I'm just

for those... One of us is going to make it. I'm a new sigh. Oh, goodness. You get used to it over here. I'm just... Well, if that's a part of the multiple choice question, I can tell you, I'm screwed. Yeah, I'm in trouble too. I don't really have any, you know, hard-

Is there all of above answer? That's what I'd go with. Yeah, by the above. Am I allowed to chime in for a second? I would just say, Hunter, the youngest of all of it's going to chime in. Grace us with your presence, brother. Hunter wants to watch an anime on this.

Let's hear about it, Hunter. So the first person I ever heard that had, like, the New Earth or Old Earth opinion was actually Phil. Okay. And I recorded him doing an in, in the woods episode of that that why do you not bring that up more often that you recorded in the woods with phil i i didn't do i didn't do a lot i filmed a lot of them and i edited like five oh i would i would not have told the truth there i would brag about that more often

i mean he was a content character but um i remember he was newer or uh yeah younger yeah yeah yeah younger whatever so i asked my dad questions about that my dad had a good point uh my dad said he doesn't limit like the days in the Bible. He thinks a day in the Bible could be like a few million years or like a 10 million years. And then the second day was another 10 million years as like stuff was like going on. And I always thought that was like a unique take that I liked a lot.

Yeah. But the Bible says that what is it, a thousand years to God is like a day. And like a day a thousand years. I think there's so much stuff in scripture that you can go either way. You can go either way. You can go either way. The good news is you can be wrong about that and still get to heaven.

That's going to be my favorite thing. When we get to heaven and we're like, hey, what's up, Lord? And he's going to give you the whole list of things you were just way off on. What's up, Lord? Yeah. What's up, Jesus? Sorry, Daddy God. Jeez.

That guy's crazy, too. What's his page? What's that guy? I saw him like two days ago and he was doing this whole thing. Hey, see of, wait, generational stuff, because we were just talking about 2000s worship songs. Oh, dude, this guy. Oh, you got to bring it out. 2000 worship songs.

Yeah, like, top, well, I actually. Jesus Freak, number one. Joel Jackson worship. This popped up on my Instagram. No, but I looked at, like, what were the top songs in the 90s and 2000s and 2010s? Jesus Freak was number one. Newsboy Breakfast in Hell was number two, and that's all you need to know. No, but like casting crowns.

Not worship. That's just. Like voice of truth? I love that. song. You don't know what I'm talking about? No. The voice of truth tells me a different story. Yeah, I know that one. I'm way more into the newsboys. They're good too. The breakfast and hells song. That was a fun one. Trying to think of another one. You don't know that song? No, I do. I just, oh, mercy me. Like early 2000s mercy me. It was like, Lord I lift your name on high. We used to sing that all the time.

Yeah, we did. Well, we just brought back so many memories. Like God of Wonders. You know what I'm not? We are not. We are not. We are not. We are not. We are not. We are not a musical. We're not really musical here, gang. No. But we could be if we harmonized together. I don't think so. You don't think so? I don't think so. I don't think any of us can sing. Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying I like the music. I think Jacob might can.

I just like the music. You ever heard me sing. I've heard me sing right now. Oh, I've heard you sing. Hold on. Did you all know that they're... Christian only sings in falsetto. I only sing in the shower. You don't sing at church? No, he's done. I only sing in the bath. I... Yeah, I do sing in church. Well, I just heard you only sing in the shower.

Yeah, is that where you go to church? No. Church is where you make it. Are you one of those guys? I will... Yes. All I have to say, I'm not a good singer. I'm a terrible singer.

I'm great at karaoke parties. Not a good singer. I'm a terrible singer, and for us, it's terrible to be a terrible singer and grow up singing acapella. Not really a good combo. It's not a good combo. It's really hard to get to work.

And then the other half of your family's like, oh, yeah, we've made the songbook, and we all sing really good. Yeah. The other half of John Luke's family is like the family from Derek's family from stepbrothers when they're in the car. What? I don't remember that. I haven't seen that movie in a really long time.

But I will say this. Another crazy thing about John Luke is that John Luke can't sing. And I love him. It doesn't matter. But he cannot sing. But he was like the starter of singing in his family. So like when we would do any like sing-alongs or stuff, Corey would always be like, all right, John Luke starts singing. And you just...

That's because he's the oldest. Well, now Will has assumed that role. now. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. But I just think it was funny. It was just like, hey, John Luke just start it for us, you know? Yeah. Like the happy birthdays and stuff, yeah. Look, it's so hot out there right now. You know what everybody needs in Louisiana in their yard?

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and then he pays them extra to stay there for like two hours afterwards just so he can karaoke? Yeah, we do that all the time. Yeah, I used to get to do that with him. I found a video of me and him. I don't even remember what the party was for, but we were doing the 500 miles by the reclamers. Just me and Willie and the guy that they paid to come sing it. Josh Madden.

Yep. Oh, yeah. Just. Oh, he'll hire that whole band. It'll just be for him to sing. Just so he can be. Be the singer of the band. Well, y'all know rock band's coming back.

Are y'all old enough to have played rock band? Yeah. What is it coming out on? Everything. It's a new one. It's got a new name. Can you get like a drum set and everything, too? I've already purchased it.

I figured it doesn't come out. Don't tell my kids. I'm giving it to him for Chris. Did you never play Rockman? I didn't really play any video games, no. All right. He just played it anymore. He just played at the zoo.

Rockman is not even a video game. He's calling me a rhino. Well, you look like a idiot. Shut up. Is it because your huge pause? You couldn't play? You couldn't play guitar hero? You couldn't play guitar hero because your rhino hooves were.

I would occasionally. I would occasionally play Calla Did he with my brother during the summer and that was about it. I would beat you so badly. Violet. Anyway. I said occasionally, I did, I just did. Y'all never played like guitar hero?

Nope. Never played guitar. This story is going to fall on deaf ears for you. You played guitar. Everybody played guitar here. Yeah. Well, the devil went down to Georgia. This is the craziest thing when you got to that level.

You're just tapping buttons hoping. Yeah. So I'm super excited because the game's coming back out. But I'll have y'all know. How old are you? You're the youngest? Yeah, 27. Okay.

I was younger than you, thank God. But I was old. enough to know better. I once entered a rock band, uh, Montess, uh, a whole thing. My buddy Scott calls me and he said, hey, there's a rock band tournament in town, downtown Monroe. Really? We need you to be the drummer. I was the worst of all. Like Scott was in a real band. And his buddy was singing in a real band. So I was like, oh, we're going to win this thing because I'm a, I could drum enough to score. Sure. And so we like. How many people do you? was this. We only had four

that's the band. I think Seth was the base player. I don't know. You know you remember Seth. And Scott worked here too. I bet John Reed played this game. Or at least he would tell you he did. Thinking of him.

He built a fire pit on the hottest day of the year. I don't know if anybody's seen it because it's in his front yard. And I'm the only one that sees his front yard. 110 degrees. Great day for a fire pit. That's what he thought that morning and I've been concerned about it every time I see it.

Are they building fires at night? I think we're in a burn band too, so. A lot of questionable choices about that. No, John Reed can actually play instruments so he doesn't need the fake drums like I do. So we show up, we practiced for like four days. What did practice look like? Did you just play every song that they have in rock band?

But we had like four songs. Did you choose a song or did they have the songs that you had? Well, it gets worse because we did get to choose a song, but we showed up thinking it was like a, college kid thing? Nope. It was kids. All 10 year olds.

Full 10 might have been the oldest. Oh yeah. And we kicked their, but no, we were good. Like, we were up there. The problem was we were singing like radio head creep and stuff. So that didn't look good to the crowd. And the kids were like,

and so. Mom, who are these old guys? They played by the rules. The community event did for the first couple rounds. and we just waxed these kids and sent them home. Then we got to the championship and they were like, we can't let these grown adult men who all had real jobs at the time win.

So then they did it by crowd. Y'all lost. Yeah, lost real bad. This is one of the most embarrassing moments of my life because we were in a video game competition as an adult grown man. Win or lose? Against children.

There's a lot of good outcomes. And we didn't even win. Yeah, you didn't even win. That's actually worse. That's worse. We rightfully won? Yeah. But anyway, rock band's coming back out, so whenever it gets in, y'all can come over and play.

Oh, we should host a new contest. You could sing. Come over to your new house. Yeah. There's a kid that lives. I didn't play. I went and play at Reading Coles House because my dad was totally anti-video game. Yeah.

My whole life. And surprisingly, Jason and Missy were not. They bought them the new thing every week, like every time something came out. That is weird. Which is a weird thing for them to. Willie's like, your dad would get mad at me for playing video games. I'm like, I once, because your dad loved hanging out in hotel rooms, and I would get bored, and I'd go explore the towns.

When you're in Fort Wayne, Indiana, no offense, not much to do. So I started like bringing my PlayStation with me, but I never told you dad because he'd just go off on a rant. Oh, he would rant about it. Playing Call of Duty. If you're just going to sit in a hotel room and watch Fox News, I'm going to actually do something about it and fight the bad guys. Jeez. He would still go on the rant about it. Oh, he would.

He would. So I'd have to go to Reed Cole's house to play, but they had everything. Or I'd go to your house and play. Yeah, come on over. There you go. There's like this kid. You know what I'm saying? In high school or middle school, I'd come over to your house and play video games.

I had it set up. This kid in my neighborhood's older brother was like a legend in our neighborhood because he could play guitar hero on the hardest level with the guitar behind his back without looking. And that was like a thing. They were like, dude, did you know his brother could do that? If he could do that in the world of Instagram, he'd be rich. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

He could monetize that so fast, and we could just watch him all day. I'd follow him. And so many cool talents went to waste in the late 2000s. The real guitar hero. That's his Instagram hero. That's what, yeah. Because he would have been good. Is it?

Maybe, I don't know. Oh. I was saying it could be. It would have been on this new one. So many weird talents came about, and there's early few thousands that are just gone forever. Like Bakugan. I love Bakugan. Bay Blades.

Bay Blades. What's a, what's a, hold of, Hold on. So what's a baccagon? I'm too old for this. I was in like fourth or fifth grade, I feel like when they came out. But abacagon, it's like a, it's a ball. How do you smell it?

It has a magnet, I think, is what it was that made it pop open. And you would roll it onto a card maybe that was metal. And when it would stop, it would morph into like, it's kind of like a origami style. I'm like a transformer. Yeah. It kind of had an origami deal look kind of to it. Not really. You don't have to touch it.

He wants to touch my computer. so bad. It's not even a touch screen. It's just a thing. Because how did, you, you said BACC-C-C-O-G-C-O. I thought it was an actual gun. I'm sorry, I spelled Baku-Gun. What did it pop up? Yes, but not even where close you can spell it. Look up 2008, Baku-G-G-G-A-I-A-I-K-U-G-A-A-K-U-G-A-A-A-K-U-G-A-E. You know of this?

So I was a little too old. I just missed it, but I know it was. It wasn't big for long. That's the same thing with Bay Blades, too. So Bay Blades essentially was like... You never did the Let It Rip? Bay Blades? I think I bought that for my kids. So think about one Christmas.

So it's like essentially you have a pool. So you know like a helicopter little things that you used to pull when it would shoot up? Oh, in the middle of the mall. It's not that. But yes, essentially that's the scenario. A mall toy. What a bum.

Oh, the middle of the mall. Not that, but kind of. I'm saying just you know the concept of ripping it. Yeah. You'd have like a little statement. I played Bay Blades with my kids and we quit after a day. Okay. It wasn't fine.

Yeah, I mean, that was just like a thing when we were younger. Sorry. Well, it was fun when, I'm sure it's fun for your kids. I didn't really like it either. My brother-in-law, who's 12, was so into Bayblade. And he had, like, different kinds. Yeah. Mary Kate's brother.

Mary Kate's brother. There we go. Really, I was like, I got another cousin I forgot about. It's weird when we start branching off on the other sides of families. Mary Cates, yeah. Mary Cates, brother is 12. Okay. And he was super.

all the different kinds and it was like and then he would like beat me at him did you replay the worst ones i will kill you at polkine that's that's crazy i've actually found all my Pokemon cards from when i was in the fourth grade you found them found them yeah are you serious wait what how old were you in the fourth grade nine and what year is that 1999 the year you were born okay as well i was thinking i was like if you have original cards i was about to say oh i do you seen the prices yeah and the most expensive one. Don't even. Got traded at lunch.

Don't even talk to me about my cards. I was going to say I lost all my cards. I sold him out of the garage sales somehow when I was a kid. And I just know that those cards are worth $50 million. Not $50 million. I'm just saying like there's cars like $20,000, $10,000. Hey, the best one I had, Ben's, I gave him all to Ben's for his birthday when he turned and I was like, this is mine in the fourth grade.

This is yours. He went and traded it for a snack pack to his friend Bear at lunch. I called Bear's parents and said we got to do something we got to do something here I can't. That's my 401K and I made him do the walk of shame and go back to his friend

and redo the trade. If we make a mistake, we can force them to not let you we can force the people by sheer intimidation to give it back. Do you have them now? Yeah, and they're not my kids anymore. They're mine of kids.

I'm saying, do you know the worth of them? I thought that. that thing was worth a lot of money, it's worth like a hundred bucks. Did you want to re-indy and give back to the kid then? No, I still... You still don't business. I still got one eye on that. He knew what he had.

Mine are all, like, messed up because I played with them a lot, and there's some of them that are, if they were clean, it would be worth thousands. Thousands of thousands. That's crazy. I have a whole thing of them. I don't know where mine went. You had Pokemon cards? Oh, yeah.

I used to always go to get Pokemon cards. I know Pokemon was big in Florida. Oh, yeah. My favorite... You never heard of Rhino Cerat? tops the card by target target target used to have like the like where you would check out at target they'd have all like the cards lined up on that wall we'd always go get Pokemon we didn't have a target when I was that age but we didn't all right look every time I go out son I put them

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Pokemon she said it was the devil for sure yeah you're yeah right now they're the I thought they were the devil. Hold on. And then didn't your dad not let y'all open one Christmas gift every year? Like he'd give you a toy and be like, you can't open it. It could be worse something one day. Oh, yeah. No, if we got, so that's the paradox of Willie Robertson.

Yeah. It's a true story. He's like generally against like video games and like random like fad toys and stuff. Yeah. But he's very into collectibles. Barbie. You can invest in it. He has a lot of collectibles.

And if we got a toy from someone from the outside that could have been a collectible item, oh, that thing got swiped. Yeah, he would, like, shrink wrap it, not let the children put it in the closet. No, yeah, he has his Barbies. He has a bunch of Barbies. He has a lot of Barbies.

Yeah, he has a lot of cars. Yeah. Like Barbie dolls or like action figures? No, like Barbies in the package. Like packaged. I've seen him. He still has them? Yeah.

He lost some of it. in a weird deal gone wrong in 2013? No, he still has him. There's a weird moment. We lost a lot of baseball cards. It was weird. I once followed an 18-wheeler full of Willie's stuff for miles. Yeah.

I got it back. Not in mint condition. Long story. Long story. I think I can tell that story now because I don't think that guy's alive. Not good. You're like avenging his story? Well, it was just a weird deal.

I got you. It felt like we were robbed. Anyways. Felt like you were robbed or were robbed or were robbed? I don't know. I was, I was Willie's assistant for like three days, and he was like, go get my trailer back. And I was like, huh?

And then the trailer like, kept moving on me. And I couldn't drive an 18-wheeler trailer either way. Yeah. I just kept having to try and get it back. Oh, so you like. And it was full of junk. Negotiated? Yeah.

Remember the Siberian tiger? Collectibles, yes. I remember the Siberian tiger. It was in the trailer. You saved it. The Sasquatch? Yeah. Remember that thing?

Uh-huh. Had one leg after. I got the 18 Witherback. True story. You got the 18 Wielder back there? No. It was part behind the other building for like 14 years.

He was collecting all the beanie babies. And then I ended up with all the beanie babies and I like pulled all the tags off. And now my kids play with them and I gave them to him. Beanie babies. So you're the opposite of you're like, I'm going to take the tags off everything.

I'm going to rip the tags on. Give it to the children. Willie's like, that could be worth $40,000 in the year 2102. But it also could be worth three minutes of play right now. To be fair, you have 17 children,

so you do have to just throw stuff out of it. We got to have a lot of play items in my house. How is it? How is five children? His name is John Luke Dugger. Yeah. That's close to a... We're not getting it.

Yeah. Yeah, he only has five kids, though. Too soon. Is it his name John David, too? I don't know. I just know the last night. Or it's like John Luke plus eight or something. whatever those shows were called.

John Luke plus eight. Yeah, like, I don't know. John and Kate plus eight. They ended up weird. They all kind of ended up weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird.

If you have a reality show, most of the time you end up pretty weird. Good thing we didn't. Yeah. Okay, anyway. How is five kids? That's what I need to know, because we gave up.

Yeah, John David Duggers is the one. I was like, it is a John something Dugger. Oh, boy. Anyway. John David. They're good. The twins are awesome.

Watch out for that guy, too. Watch out for that guy. That's not even a joke. But who's John David Owen? Nope. Can't talk about that. Moving on. There's only one of us that's ever been from Westman Road.

Don't look up the other one. Five kids, huh? Five kids, no, they're great. Six, five, two, six months. Crazy. And six months. Six months. Six months.

Six months. Six months. Yeah, double six months. One six months, one six months and three minutes. How about six months squared? Yeah. Well, I walked over to your parents' house the other day. I was talking to your dad, and there was one doing a cartwheel,

some eating ice cream. And I was like, I personally don't know how five kids I couldn't do, I don't think I could do it. But y'all look like y'all are thriving. Yeah, Mary Kate hauls them all over the pool every day. It's a good place for children to be.

Waterboarding. No, just tire them out. Get them tired. Yeah. Yeah, the pool somehow makes my kids more energized. It doesn't make much sense. Yeah. Yeah, that is interesting.

Oh, that's. Like, it's weird. It's like, it's like that's the opposite for us. Yeah. It makes them. stay awake longer. That's wow. Yeah.

I don't know. Mary Kay is actually amazing because she stays home with them all day. And she's all against, she's like no screens, none of the... So she's no video games too?

She's for sure no video games. I can't wait to move into y'all's neighborhood that I already live in, but just a little bit closer. I'm just going to ruin all the children's minds. Did you hear about what we're doing? Please. We're going to go to the older cousin's house

that we're not sure how we're related to them. And they're going to let us play video games. Did you hear what we're doing? What? We're building a 10-foot privacy fence right on the line where your house is. That'll be good for John Reed since his mailbox is on my property. We're building that. And his driveway.

Oh, no, though, that's, we'll split it because Big Dave's already talked about it. Really? Oh, perfect. That fence will be right next to our fence. We'll just put two big fences. Barb wire on top. Like north and South Korea. Yeah.

He was north and he's south. We're definitely north We're the weirdos at the end of the street We know who we are I think we're more east and west Situation than north and south You're East Korea There's an East Korea

No I'm saying Wait which one's the bad one North North Korea you're right Sorry North Korea is the wacky one that's got all the weird stuff South Korea likes like hey you guys like the Olympics We're good at ping pong Some people say I look like King Jong-un I can actually see that

You do Back when Al was fat, he really did. Yeah. He had a couple great. Was the fatter? Was it just him? It was both. If your cheeks puff out like that.

I did see a picture of him that did look like. Willie posted it. He was like, good night. You want to know the craziest roast I ever heard Willie say to Al? Was when he used to wear the best? The vest. What was it? We popped.

There's a lot of documented vest jokes on this podcast. He just talks about like, you know Al's gaining weight. when he gets on them vest, he still can't cover up that big old good. He's like that, the vest is like a secret, it hides it all. And once you zip it up,

it goes out to the rest of your body. Yeah. Cheeks, fingers, everywhere. That's what Zach would, I mean, dad would say about Alice.

Every time he put that vest on, he knew he got off Weight Watchers. Yeah. Hey, but now he's on Ph. Ph.D. weight loss going strong. Now he is.

Every once for a while, you will, no, he's on Ph. No, he's on Ph. He's lost it. Yeah.

But every once in a while you see Al out in the neighborhood walking around. Honestly, I've never seen Al in our neighborhood ever. Yeah, that's because y'all are on the backside. You got to come up to the front side with me. He's off the shores. Maybe he's walking on the beach. He is walking on the beach. Probably so.

Walking on the beach is harder than walking on just the road. I hate hot sand. I hate the beach. Oh, hot sand. Very average. Perish. At best. Beach?

Yeah, I would agree. You're from the beach. It's a fun place to be. Does that where rhinocerouss thrives? Yeah, a nice joke. Can't even say rhinoceros. It's on your hair. You have been on a bit of a hair journey.

Do you want to talk about it? I'm older than you. I can shed some light. I've not been on a hair journey. I feel like at one point you chat GPTed what your hair should be or something like that. That's a hair journey. Is that true? It is true.

No. And I, like, as an older man, I just went, oh. And I swiped right on. I was like, I can't deal with this. just keep going. So tell us about that. I've really shared this on this podcast. No,

my hair journey. I don't watch this podcast. You've referenced like three times. Hunter gave me the cliff notes. Hunter. He's up to date. He's up to day. Hunter's a producer.

Hunter just said you're a liar. I was at the beach and I grew my hair out long with the beard, which I had never done that. Longer, like. My hair was pretty long. It wasn't like to shore. It was longer. It was longer than it's ever had.

Was it like John Luke's hair right now or long? I was longer. It was like a... Oh, wait, wait, wait, I remember. I remember it. I would call it an undercut. Like, his hair on his head on his head was really long, but the sides were like, you know, you had long hair.

Yeah. You had long hair. That's a weird way to... Yeah. Never, I get it. Thank you. That was how I gauge how long my hair was. Sometimes he gets hungry.

I used to put my beard in my belly button. Have you ever been able to do that? I just reminds me of a known. All that to say, I had long hair. with a beard. I took a photo of myself when I had short hair with chat TBT and I said, give me short hair. Oh goodness. Did you really? And then he lusted after himself. Just to see what I looked like with short hair and a beard. Why is that such a weird thing to do? I don't know. I mean, I just go into my barber and say, do what you want. It would be like if you

took a selfie of yourself and then said, take away my beard and you put, you put a Why would I do that? I would just shave if I needed to know what that look like. Okay. Whatever. So then the pick, I wanted to cut my hair short after seeing the pictures. You saw it. You liked what you saw.

Yeah, I did. So I'm saying, man. That's a whole new world. Hey. Why is that? Because, like, you know, I hadn't, I've been to a barber four times in the last 20 years. But like, when I did, I would be like, oh, no, make me look like that guy. Yeah.

and you just said here give me this that works and they'll be like that's you yeah I like it I don't know why that's such a weird thing but okay I YouTube how to cut my own kids hair you cut your hair me you cut your own hair

I thought somebody was behind me last year I started going to a barber every eight weeks you just said four times the last years yep there it is I went you just said every eight weeks for 32 weeks. Eight times four.

Keep up. So I did it four times and I was like, I'm good. Yes, 32 times. Once every eight weeks, I didn't go, what are you talking about, man? You just said I cut my hair four times the last 10 years. No, no, I didn't.

I went to a barber four times. Okay. I've cut my hair many times in my own mirror. Willie cut my hair in the back of Willie's Duck Downer one time. What question were you about to ask? I was going to say, all ate dinner last night and I just realized this I could have just totally missed it but

there's new tattoos when did you get those I got the remember that thing shaved I talked about it on the last podcast a fresh tat on here yeah like when we all did it together no no you didn't you did no you did not no you did not on the podcast I watched it I'm just kidding no I didn't no you did because I saw you last week and I said oh you got new tattoos and you told me no I said I was going to do the tattoos but I said I remember it didn't work out on my trip I talked about Montana, the will said, I have a guy you can go to. In Montana? Yeah, but you didn't.

But you didn't tell us what the tattoos were. Oh, you went all the way to Montana to get a tattoo? No, they have people here. No, so I got my daughter's name on my bicep. You went to check out the zoo there. I got my daughter's name on my bicep in her handwriting. What about the other two? Then I have, I've been wanting to get these for a while.

One says 10,000. What about the other two kids, man? They can't write yet. Oh, okay. That makes better stuff. Come on, man. Well, I have all three kids right there, but it's just, in prison thought it's not in like

no I'm doing it to when you got those in prisons no no you can tell where I got them that one that looked really good Nashville that one West Monroe for sure last one Balcomville I haven't got any Balkomville tattoos I'm doing it to when they can all write their own name and their own headwriting you should give

yourself a tattoo like Al yeah why is Al catching so many strays sorry Al well you got like a lot of little Al tattoo type tattoos on your arms what's the 10000 thing 10,000 is it's in it's in the Bible where David talks about it. Like your savings account? I mean, what are we talking about? He got more than that, son. He's from Florida.

They don't tax down there. It's when David talks about, though 10,000 surround me, I won't be afraid. So there's things in the Bible that David talks about. And then when the women sing songs, David's killed as Saul's killed as thousands. David has 10,000. So basically the idea is David, like we talk about 10,000 from the idea of being fearless. And then one is greater than 80. it was my interpretation of

David hearing Goliath one time and the Israelites hearing Goliath 80 times the idea is be like David and do something about the enemy the first time you hear something and not like the Israelites who'd heard it for 40 days morning and evening

cool so when did you get those last week okay that's how I thought they looked so fresh that's what I meant I just we were together all night last night you didn't see me last night I saw them that's what I'm saying but I was like, am I tripping?

Did I just forget? He never thought to ask. Well, he talked about a lot of different things. The best is how many human beings that love Duck Dynasty, which it was an amazing show. They named their kids Silas. They named their kid Chase, and then they named their dog Willie.

And it's one of my favorite things that came from the Duck Dynasty. Sadie has a lot of dogs. A lot of dogs named their dogs named their dogs after Sadie. Yeah, well, Sadie was named after a dog. I was about say, you know, say, who's dog? Was that Mac and Mary's dog? No, well

Whose dog was Sadie? Someone's dog was Sadie. We need to get to the bottom of that. Someone's dog was also John Luke. Somebody had a dog named John Luke? Yeah. That's what I said. It was John Luke.

It was John Luke. Oh, that's... Star Trek. But there was also a dog that they named John Luke, and then they named me John Luke. A double-named dog is pretty crazy. Yeah. Double name your dog? No.

And it's weird to name a dog a human name. Yeah. I knew this one girl, Todd, Scott, Amy, like those were all her pet names. I'm like, we got to come up with something better. Amy is crazy. Todd and Scott and Amy. Scott is crazy. I'm just hanging out with Scott.

Yeah. How old is he? And I heard Fireman hate that because they're outside of the building and they're like, Amy's in there. You don't think that's something you should just be sad about. Amy's in there. You think you've got to go save Amy. If it's Rocco, you're like,

Like, is that a dog? Spotty. If it's rock, I would just let him be a hot dog. You know what I'm saying? I dog lived to be 14 and I said, I'm good. I'm never going to have another one. Uh-huh. Y'all don't have a dog?

I think I'm done. I think I'm like, three kids, no dogs? I'm solid with that life. I know. One of my friends just got a puppy. He was like, yeah, we were talking about getting, they've been married for like a year. He was like, yeah, we were talking about either having a baby

or getting another puppy. So we got a puppy. I was like, I think I might have another baby. baby. You would have another one? Over a puppy. If you told me dog or baby right, I'm not in shape.

That's a crazy take. That's a crazy take. You can't have another baby, can you? I mean, there's ways. A lot of sniffing and snapping. You can snap that back. Well, at this point they could and then get it back in there, but I'm not interested. That's crazy. You know what I'm saying? I hear you.

They gave me a whole speech before the thing. That's how they would do it if I wanted to. And I was like, I think we're solid. Like, this is a moment we've decided some things. Yeah, that's tough. Anyways, Christian. A baby or a dog, that would just push you to the baby. Yeah, a puppy. Yeah, a puppy. John Luke's also looking at what makes a baby. So he's, I'd say he's got that figured out, my friend. Yeah. They don't have video games or Netflix. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's doing five times for sure. We all have, we only got three kids, because I know what Call of Duty is.

And I'm like, see ya, honey. This is fun. When I say I have five kids and, like, the old people are like, you know what, you know what a TV is? I'm like, no, we don't have one. Y'all really don't have a TV? We have a TV. We have a TV.

I didn't know. It's the jokes. You got chickens. You're barely beating the weirdo allegations. We're right there on the edge. Your word, not mine. We don't have a microwave, so we're right there on the edge. You don't have a microwave?

No, never. Nope. You have a hot dog roller? No, but I need to get one. Are you like against microwaves? Is that the thing? Air fryers are better. Yeah, no, I have air fryer.

Air friars are better. Yeah, we don't have a microwave. We have a microwave, but it's just because it was air one of the air. No, air fryer is better. I used to microwave probably ten times a day. You look like it. That's how you get protein. What is that even?

No, that's true. If you just take a protein bar and a scoop of creatine and just microwave it, boy. It's just better than peptides. Have you done that? Of course I have. I've never heard of that. You see my Instagram stories? I'll try anything.

I've never heard of it. I've been mixing. I can't even say. Yeah. How was your thing the other day? The monster and the fair, was it good? Monster and what?

What about it? You're gonna like that. You mix a protein shake and an energy drink all together. Yeah. That sounds like an instant bathroom situation. It is. That's like,

but it gives you your caffeine, gives you your protein and sometimes you can see through walls. It gives you caffeine, and bowel movement. Oh, yeah. I bet that jump rope was protein. You don't even need a laxative.

You just do that. That's the day I made that video going real fast. I watched you that video. Like you would just be shaking on the toilet, you know, just like just bounce and just like, I shake on the toilet anyway. Really? Yeah. Interesting. I'm very regular.

The last bit or just a joke will do you, people? For the last bit or just in general? You know, shaking the last bit all for what? You know, we'll have you shaking on the toilet if you don't buy your duck stamp. That's the first 10 minutes. You ain't got to do that anymore. We already, we already made it through that. We satisfied that one.

You know what we haven't done yet. though we haven't left the people with the Bible verse and we do that every yet did y'all do that when y'all were in trouble yeah we did yeah we did yeah well just because I didn't know if y'all read your Bibles or not but it's good to hear that you are hey that's fair you want it yeah well you looked at Bible verse that's because I don't have one normally I have something let me look and I'm like I got one for us but today we've talked about baths showers whatever y'all's generation is rock band video games Bakugan whatever that means Archaeology 3D printed projects. Is there going to be money involved in this? No. What are you talking like, hide money? I'm talking like put like a hundred in the good ones.

Like an Easter egg. I said, what do you do? This is an Easter egg hunting? No, it's not Easter eggs. It's an education. Hey, I will say this. We didn't even think about this.

If you do do this, you might can get Jays out of there with a metal detector. Yeah. Tell them there's something out there. What you do is you do it and then we put one in Jason Missy's yard for him to find a later time. And then he's like, good night, boys.

There are fossils on the street. That would be amazing. Oh, yeah. That would be three episodes of Unashamed. It would be, actually, there'd be a whole new show on Fox Nation. Hey, you know something I saw the other day? Dinosaur Dynasty. I ever heard about the myth of him cutting firewood and white beaders?

It's not a myth. I know it's true. I've seen it. I was just saying, I hadn't seen it. Vladimir Putin. But you know what I did get to see? It was Jay's hitting golf balls in a white beater. Yeah, Jason.

That's a weird thing to call a shirt, looking back on the 90s and 2000s, but Jay still wears wife beaters. Like, if you think about it, I don't see Jason short-sleeved shirts even that often. I feel like he always wears, like, the hoodies. You got to see him early. I saw him now.

Mary Kate and Jace and Willie are out there early, early in the wee hours of the morning, every morning. With white beater on? Outside? Yeah. Yeah. Doing what? Doing stuff.

Activities. Activities. So Mary Kate tells me when she comes in. That's the breakfast club on the compound. It's at sunrise every day. Activities. Mary Kate, Jason, and my dad are just out there doing stuff in the yard. I don't even know how to handle that.

But Jason and whitebeater, that's a sight. Oh, yeah, it is. He's really good at cutting wood. Do you need some logs? His skin color is the same as the color as that white beater, too. Yeah. That's not great. He is pale.

But he's very good at slinging an axe. He's good at hitting golf balls, too. Pretty coordinated. I'll conclude with our verse. Going off of David, this is before David really comes into the picture. But 1st Samuel 15, this is after Saul was disobedient. Samuel replied, what is more pleasing to the Lord, your burnt offerings and sacrifices or your obedience to his voice?

Obedience is better than sacrifice, and submission is better than the offering, than offering the fat of rams. But I've always loved that verse. Obedience is better than sacrifice, obeying the voice of the Lord. And you have Samuel telling Saul that when he was disobedient and not slaying the Amalekites

like he was supposed to. Boom. Smartest guy I know. Be obedient. Obedience is better than sacrifice. I like it. Oh, Martin normally says we'll see you. I was like, how do we end this?

Hey, we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car room. We're out. Thank you.