Duck Call Room - Willie Robertson’s in His New Tour Bus Era & Uncle Si is Here For It

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

Uncle Si laughs at the pranks from the "Duck Dynasty: The Revival" film crew and Martin brings along his old friend and fellow Willie wrangler Chad Creel to back up every wild travel story John-David���s ever told. Chad confirms it all: yes, Willie travels with 800 bags of beef jerky, and yes, he just bought Blake Shelton’s old tour bus so he can go on a personal “Willie Tour” whenever the mood strikes. John-David laments being dragged into coffee dates by his wife and forced to confront the cold, watery reality of oat milk. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go. Turn the mic on. We got Willie's local cheap skate in the house today. We are officially starting because we started telling a story that's too funny to not be told live on the air.

Chad, you're rich, and you've joined us here. Martin's friend, Chad Creels in the building. Martin's friend. Size old poker buddy, and Chad is, what do you do, Chad? Man, I just saw...

A lot. Why is so nervous? A lot. We're just asking what you do for a living. I just manage. You break loss? I try to manage a few things for different people. Yeah.

Them to be himself included. I run around for Willie. Okay. There it is. So you run around for Willie. So he pays you so well that when you went to buy the new Duck Dynasty to support Willie. Yes. It was either $20 for high definition.

I've been to your house. You have a 90-inch TV. Or you could buy the standard definition for what was it? 1699. And which one did you buy? 1699. That's our guest today, ladies and gentlemen. The boy is so cheap.

It's freaks what do you want? And your wife runs what? The hospital? Okay. All right. Yeah. That's right. Look, I'll say the standard definition.

I think they accidentally gave me the HD version because I can't tell. Yeah, they had that option, but they never expected anybody to choose it. That's the, that's the issue. Either that or that's because your TV is. is in fact that big. I'll never forget Johnny's eyes. I said, you know, it's just 69. And he's like, wait a minute.

Yeah. You bought the SD version? Yeah. I was trying to figure out where you found a discount code. I didn't know if it was like Duck Dynasty, the arrival. com slash duck or what? I tried Duck.

It didn't work. I plugged in Duck. You've been on the new show, though. People, as long as you don't go to the bathroom or blink, you may see Chad. He was in that first company meeting for sure. He was sitting beside me. When Willie was doing the whole...

I am what I... If he or not to be or whatever he did. Chad kept doing this. Yeah. He was trying to figure out why are these cameras there. Martin kept poking me. I'll play with Martin. Hey, get off, Chad, though.

As also a fiscally conservative human being. Oh, my goodness. That's what we call each other when we know we're cheap. That's why I'm friends with both y'all, Because whenever I go down in a blaze of glory, y'all going to have to be there to buy me stuff. We got you, man. We got you. That's why I eat your free pizza right now because at some point you're going to have to cash that back in and that's okay.

And that's fine. I just need just food and like an electric bill paid for it to spend it all at Disney world. I'm just trying to save money because my kids want to stay a honeyhole. Oh. I know. See? There you go. There you go.

I have seen Chad's wife and children more this summer than I ever have. And what's funny is I called him one day, I don't know, a day later, and he thought I was calling to something broke. He was like, what? What broke? I was like, no. I just figured you were kind of out of regards to the day later. He was just calling to come to a party to.

He was just calling to put a limit on his kids spending. Yeah. When they come in there, do not give them the strike cane. The Zoom is okay. They come in there. Their mom's in charge. We're spending money, son. Oh, man.

They need some new sunglasses. That's a great place to go get some. Yeah. I like this ad we're doing y'all. See, look. My kids got to eat too. Hey, and the crazy thing is I cast is this week, so all the new stuff will be coming out. So then all the old stuff will be cheaper.

So if they're going to buy the next month or so, it's pretty good time to do that. We'll go in there this week with Uncle Si. Oh. We'll get Uncle Sai to go with us. What are y'all going to buy me? No. I say, he ain't here. Uncle Sy has got to buy.

Not a big gift giver. The Robertson family But he'll buy you whatever you want You just got to go with him You want to know what Willie got me For my birthday one year That's got to be more Than he's ever gotten me

Since you got something No he doesn't even know He said Hey isn't today your birthday I said yes sir He goes Yeah just go get you something And I was like that

That feels like a lot of pressure Yeah Because I don't know if you're offering me Like a beef jerky stick Oh no no You don't Like a four wheeler If he said that, go spend it $1,000 on something.

Well, that's because you built a $60,000 fence on his down. That's a true story. I hear about that fence often. So you're there to make sure that that doesn't happen again, right? I think Si is the reason why I have a job, actually, because of that fence. Oh, I get tickled. I don't remember somebody up here told me his story about the secretary, Mackey went to him and said, hey, you don't.

need to look at this and he said what is he said oh that's that fence that uncle sire you told him you would pay for and he said well go ahead and pay it she said hey you stupid you got to look at this you got to look at this one you know he's always going to be a couple thousand dollars it was 30 fences are expensive well we were fresh off of paying a bobblehead bill and a teacup bill so let's say we were running a little thin at the time maybe an understatement so no next time i saw him and he said remind me never to do anything. It's okay. I think he got a good return on his investment in you.

And that was, you put that fence up right before the wedding, right? Yeah. Yep, yeah. Right before he moved out. Yeah. So I put a fence up and then moved back across the street.

Well, no, that's what was so funny about the whole thing when Plain Holmes was doing there. I said, oh, I made a miscalculation. You know, they, I told them one. And I said, I've got a son.

coming in and he's going to need a place to stay, so I'm going to need to have another house. And they said, oh, no problem. No problem. No problem. We'll put you another one in there. I said, okay. It's a good year. You can just ask people for home.

Triple-wise. And they'd wheel them in there. Easy. Odular. It ain't a trailer. Willie said, wait a minute, I paid for it and you ain't even living there no more. And I said, hey, that was for Scott. That's actually the slickest move.

have you've ever pulled though. It is. You didn't get him pay for your fence. You got him to pay for your son's fence. Oh, yeah. No, that's what, the reason why I haven't got him off.

He says, then I went by your house the other day when I was going out and go down there to go down. And he said, and you got half a fence. What in the world are you thinking? I said, well,

I got a roundabout driveway. And when I said, I checked in to put gates on it, it's 30 grand apiece. And I said, now. Yeah. Yeah. It ain't going to give you $60,000. Just have a stupid gate.

Who you think I am, Willie? I said, hey, I told the guy when he was doing the fence, I said, hey, you're done. He said, well, we ain't got one side of it up. I said, that's all you're going to get up to. That's what I'm talking about. Well, no, no, because Christine got involved in it. Okay. And what was supposed to happen was

on all the major post yeah it's going to be a naked statue of you no it was going to be inside that was going to be a treated four by four well christian said oh no that'll bring

termite termite so hey the guy he he gave me gave wood in the shelf because hey you know then ain't got no wood in it

okay it's just plastic Yeah, final. Oh. That's so it's expensive. Yeah, that's why everybody wants a big, strong win comes in there. They blow out and, you know, we've got to go back and set them up. I will say, I couldn't have pulled that move because I didn't make Willie as much money as you did. So I just stole a Yetty cooler from his office to see if he'd notice that's what I got.

Well, he'll never miss it anyway. He never missed it. No. If you need another one, just slide up in his attic right now. Yeah, just grab one. I just got that. I still got that one. Yeah.

Well, they ain't going to tear up. And then, no, one year he offered me, he gave me two birthday presents in the 10 years I worked for him. Oh, that's nice. One year, he sent me an email that said, hey, I heard you say you wanted food fighters tickets. This person will get you them, but my assistant handles all that, so do it. I was like, that's cool. Yeah. But then I did have to do all the work to get.

You, foo fighter ticket? It was weird. This thing was on her phone this morning. She's over just dying laughing. Yeah, why? Yeah. Okay. And I said, what's so funny?

she said you she said you're you're on this phone and then and it was about a country country music star that's how it started out country music star uncle sigh you know under sarcasmuchist oh somebody got jokes no no well hey look oh oh oh somebody somebody posted something on facebook are you dead again oh no no yeah that was last week oh that was last week he's alive yeah So Philip come and took a picture of me and sent it to everybody, include Tracer. Man, you way past a cat now. You're out of nine miles.

I don't know how many you're on. I know. But here he still is. Everybody's trying to get me killed off. I don't know what you're going to keep you here. Me and Martin wants you around as long as you possibly want to be. I've offered to pay the taxidermy bill. I'm just like.

Hey, it was like 200,000. likes on this stupid thing that somebody posted about me and the band. That's how it started out. It just went on the, it went on about, so, well, he finally come clean.

The boy had all kinds of trouble with the money he was making when he become a star. And, you know, it went on and on about how bad off I really was. Yeah. You seem to be doing a hard if you ask me. Y'all, and I said,

I said, these people. There is problems out there in the internet. Oh, the AI generated articles. Willie Robertson confirms Uncle Si, 77, was injured in a serious onset accident. Look at Willie's fat festival. As much as I want to make fun of Willie, that's not Willie's face. It can't be Willie's name. And that ain't Sioux either.

That's his blue hummingbird shirt. Yeah, I don't, but that ain't him. I don't know what that one is. I just typed in Uncle's size. Willie looked like he's fixed to break down and cry, but it ain't Willie. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means?

That means more outside cook. And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedells beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sall Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Triedales, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left,

in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritails beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Triedales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way.

Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire. That's all you need. look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Triedails beef. I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to tribeef.com

slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. And then I saw another one the other day. I'm scrolling through Instagram and all of a sudden it's like, Sadie Robertson inherited $320 million from Willie Robertson. I was like, if that's true, we got issues. Yeah, we got us to talk. I don't think you made that much. It's a guy overseeing his finances, though.

He can tell you he ain't got that. Yeah, he ain't got that. But then it said, and Sadie, and look, you're not going to find a bigger Sadie Robertson fan than me. Amen. Love her to death. But the video legitimately said, she's such a humble person.

She only drinks tap water, not bottled water, so she can build libraries in underserved communities. Yeah, that's a problem. And I was like, I ain't ever seen that girl drink tap water. I said, first off, how much water you drink and to build libraries? And most of the water she drinks is from another country or something

because I can't even read what's on a bottle. I'm about the only person I know it drinks tap water. You and me both, buddy. There you go. That's what I'm talking about, see? Bro, when I tell you... That's why my cup brown to match a color to water, you know? I was laughing so hard when I watched that.

But AI's gone too far. And the human brain that's being tricked by it is even might be the real problem. You know, the real problem is, though, is those people are making a killing on sharing those articles via meta. Like, there's no telling how much money they just made on that. It was Philip. Philip coming in, y'all, and I was asking.

I said, do you post anything? He said, no. He said, I posted something. He posted a picture of you in your poker shirt. Yeah, well, that was when I died. Yeah, oh, okay. He sent that to Tracy and said, no, he's fine. He's at the poker game.

Yeah. Well, I get at least. Thanks for that because I was fixed to call you. I get a text about every week checking on you. And I'm like, you guys, he's fine. Like, I don't know. And he's about to be doing a lot better because the Duck Dynasty production crew left for about three weeks. I'll tell you.

So we're all about to have a little more. energy. For a minute. Right being into that. I heard his story the other day that old Martin was leaving one of the scenes and said, I wish I could tell you I miss you. I'm not. That's exactly what I told

in production. No, no, no. I was a year ago the day and we'd done something. I walked off and forgot my auction. So Philip was outside and I said, hey, do me if I were running, I get an auction. Well, when he walked out of here was in his hand, Tony and Annie, saw it and said,

Before you're going with that, and he said, I'm taking outside. He's ready to go. So they come back out, and they already ask me, hey, look, you need to stay about 10 minutes. Willie wasn't him here. What's that? I said, hey, I'm going on. So they will come out, you know, carry in my auction. They both come up and say, we'll make a deal for you.

We'll give you your auction if you'll come back in. And I said, hey, this show pony is going to the house and rest. He said, yeah, but you. you're the star and I said I know that already okay you don't have to tell me that I'm in ever flipping episode he said yeah but you're the star I'm so happy I'm going to Disney World

yeah true story when are y'all leaving tomorrow really oh really no I thought it was next week I just wanted to scare bath I'm not leaving now but I say don't go now Orlando's flooded with fishermen don't go right now because that I cast show starts tomorrow don't yeah I don't yeah don't go down there right now Man, like, I'm just glad I didn't have to go this year, praise God. I guess, what about took us out?

Yeah, about killed me. But that's where I got that C word that time. Can't talk about it, though. Yeah. We're not experts in the field. Yeah. Oh, we can now. Can we talk about that now, Hunter?

Yeah. Everybody. So much in the last four years of what you can and can talk about on YouTube. Yeah. I thought it was America, but apparently it's YouTube. In July 2021, everybody I knew got that C word from this little thing called I-CAS. So it was like the first big show back again. Then we realized it probably wasn't ready for that.

What's the same word. COVID. You know, I never tested positive for it. Did you ever test? I did a handful of time. Oh, okay. Chad, how you feel about vaccine? No, I'm kidding.

Oh, wow. I'm kidding. Wrong show. Wrong show. I kid. I kid. There's enough of that crap on the internet already. We don't need to add to it.

So we can bring something more useful than that, But, so, Chad, how it, you, so you came from a life of working for yourself, essentially, right, to now working for Willie. I mean, I said working for. I was a financial advisor for, seven or eight years and you don't. There's a billboard over by a gooos that has your face on it. Yeah, when he's old insurance. I guess I need to take that down. Yeah, it doesn't really even look like you.

Well, that's because his face is so red and his teeth are so white in the picture. whoever printed that billboard only had like I can guarantee you he did it himself on somebody's He loved on somebody It already is I'm not saying he paid for that service But I'm pretty sure he probably dug the holes

For those post himself Well you know he's not all that cheap by the way No he is Well you know you think he's nervous Is why he's turning that color But he's actually just sunburned Oh yeah he's been in Costa Rica It was an incredible

You go fishing while you was there? I did not. I really wanted to go. You should have. I had a friend that went down there and like they caught eight of them sailfish. Really? Yeah. So they went.

You said it was ridiculous. Yeah, I don't know if you've heard, but Costa Rica got a lot of ocean about it. Yeah. Either one. Yeah, you can go on either side, right? Yeah, you can. That's cool. How long did you stay down there?

About a wheat? Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Enjoy it? Oh, man. It was special. Did you tell? that we recently beat them in soccer?

I did not. Was it all the local news in Costa Rica? So what is Costa, here's my question. What is Costa Rican food like? How was the dining in Costa Rica? Hold on. This guy still eats.

This guy's not the guy. Sortillas. Rice and beans, tortilla is meat. Actually, everything was really good. And then we had our kids with us. So of course,

we had found a pizza place, a burger place. But we ate a pizza roll man from way back. Really? Really? We ate a whole lot of rice and beans and what they is. You eat pizza roll? Oh, man, absolutely.

Do you eat the tortinos or the other one? Oh, man, any of them. I just wondered if you were a name brand guy or if you were. I didn't know where we, where our fiscal. Now, I will say this, when my wife and I were dating, it was my birthday and she's going to do something special. She took you to the outback? No. No, we're going to

Good place. She was going to make There's no rules there. Ice cream sundaes. She was going to make ice cream Sundays. So she bought all this stuff and I get there in a block of generic ice cream. And I was like, babe, I know I'm good with generic.

Just about everything. But not ice cream. Oh. I mean, that's sweet. Bluebell. Yeah, pick Bluebell or one of the one of them. Oh, okay. So that's where, that's where.

That's where. Aaron back. There's a Chad. crept. So that just, no, you know what that tells me, though, is that he really enjoys ice cream. Yeah. Like, because that's when you find out generic is just, most of the time stuff, just like, ah, whatever, it doesn't matter.

Like, cheeses a lot of time. Like, Colby Jack is Colby Jack is Colby Jack for the most part. Right. Like, I said for the most part, not, no, I saw them eyes on you. And then, but, you know, for people that really want something, I mean, I get it. That, that's, so ice cream is Chad's deal. So when Chad's birthday rolls around, we have an ice cream party, we're going to Andy. That's right. Look, Johnny D. can tell you, I like some desserts.

I've never seen anything like it. Oh, yeah, that night at your house, you ate like three of them Zinger things or whatever. The boy, it's disturbing. How do you stay that size like in that kind of stuff? That's incredible. Oh, yeah, you don't eat during the day. Chad's always like, do you want to go to lunch? Tabalism.

as who? Metabolism. It's weird because I've never met anyone. Like, I'm a big guy, so, like, I've just trained myself, like, I don't do dessert anywhere. Like, you're not going to get me with dessert because that's, if I start on that, it's a problem. Yeah. But Chad's the opposite. Like, it's like, hey, we're all having dinner, and he's like, want to watch me eat 48 Oreos at once?

And that is not an exaggeration. I'm like, that just doesn't seem right. And he does it. And then he's the same size the next time you see. him. I will say he brought out them two boxes of snack cakes while we were there. That was funny. I think I was the only one to eat him. And Carter. Remember Carter came and got one? Young Carter came and got him one. That was funny, which Carter was having himself a time the other night at your house, too. So we had a guest in town. Well, I saw. Shelby was in town.

Shelster. Our former employee who is now engaged. Came to show off Shane. Sugar Shane. Sugar Shane made it. Apparently, that was a big hit around their office when I called him the last time on this podcast, so I'll do it again. That one's sticking, buddy. But no, so Carter came down to Shelby. He said, Carter, can you tell me who your favorite president is? Man, he had a list ready. Top 10.

He had a top 10 list. You know what? Are you surprisingly who was on there? Obama. And I said, really, why? And he said, yeah, he did a lot of cool stuff. He was still out March Madness Bracket. and set up being the president, so I liked it.

Yeah. I didn't get, I didn't see that one coming. I didn't either. It's just funny that he's like, yeah, he shot some hoops with Steph Curry, man. That's kind of cool. Oh, Shane and, yeah, it came by your house? Yeah, the woman would come by. How was that?

It was good. We laughed for about an hour. Did you? We had a good time. Yeah, she kept saying, I just say, I just say, well, go to his house. You know, he's not going anywhere. Like, you, was in the middle of a poker game? No.

Christine had locked the door, and I didn't know it, and I was going to come in. And then I looked, it looked like they'd walk away. I said, hold up, y'all. Wait on me. Yeah, wait. Hold on now. Were you surprised it was her? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I was shocked. Well, I admit to call you. I don't get Christina to call you and say, hey, where in the Shelby going to be in town? Oh, I got you. Yeah. Well, I was at Tyler, Texas doing a speaking in an outdoor expo, me and Godwin. How did that go? It was good, man.

It was good. a little deal of a guy over there who owns a big construction company puts it on every year for the benefit of his church and he calls it God and the great outdoors. So like his speakers are like fishermen, hunter, you know, like all of us. But the only hook is, his requirement is you must share the gospel if you're going to speak at this thing. So, you know, of course, me and Godwin ain't got no problem with that. And neither do the fishermen that were there. So it was a good time in the in the great land of Tyler, Texas. I stopped by the country tavern.

Praise the Lord. On my way in and my way out. And hang out and out. Oh, God. Yeah, and out. We got to back up just a minute because I just did the math on that. What?

I never saw any. Yeah, you wouldn't go on to. But you came to my house. I did. And I fed you. Did you really think I was going to ride with that three hours sitting beside me and not eat it? Like, I don't have that kind of discipline.

You couldn't buy extra? No, that stuff's expensive, man. What do you get there? I get brisket and turkey, which is kind of an odd combination. I know, but. I don't know if I've ever had their toky. Their turkey is, their turkey is phenomenal, actually. It's the most surprising one to me because it's so good.

I will say, we did used to eat like children for the analysis. Did you? Yeah, we got to thinking about it. It's the summer of Ryan Treyhan at our house. We watch his YouTube every day. He's doing great things for St. He's almost like $5 million. That's insane.

Wow. But this Ryan Treyhan kid, he eats like a child. Does he? Yeah. Like Carter child. But then I remembered I did that too. Me and Allison were eating like chunky noodle soup and stuff. Man, I still do that.

What? Yeah. You eat kids instead of just making it? Yeah. Like make it fresh. It's not even that much more expensive and it tastes better. It does, it does. I still love Taco Bell.

Love Taco Bell. But Taco Bell's not cheap anymore. That's a true story. Yeah. He got to do it. Make it easy, Chan. He's in a nerve. Put you in a Thiel talking, man.

It's got expensive. Willie and I stopped at Taco Bell. Well, I will say it. $40 for the two of us. Well, Willie ordered 30 of that because he never knows what he wants. So he buys like one of everything. We ate everything, though. Yeah.

We ate everything. We didn't throw anything away. That tracks. There's a reason. he wears those running shoes. Yeah. Well, he can run to the bathroom.

I always like to listen to when he order something. It is hysterical. Yeah. I love sitting down at a restaurant at it. He always said, oh, oh yeah, and give me four of them. I once.

Six of them and five more of them. I once saw him order a few of like blooming onions. I was like, you got to give him a number. I had a couple of days. He's like, couple cheese fries. Few of those.

A few of those. And I was like, yeah. Hey, the last trip, I think that we were on, he was about to speak. And I said, hey, I'm going to go grab lunch. You want anything. He said, yeah, I want two number ones. I was like, like, two drinks, two fries. You don't want just like two sandwiches and one fry.

No, no, I want two of every. Two of everything. Two of everything. Don't charge me. Wow. That boy's eating habits. Don't got wild. From where?

Number one. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. I would like to watch him cook. He starts out with a medium-sidebop. And by the time he ends up, he's got the big one out. Yeah, that thing's...

Steel, lifting stuff in it. And normally it's normal. Look, Johnny D. Traveled the world, but Willie, how's it traveling with him these days? You never canceled any food? Huh? Cancel some food sometime,

just to watch him have a panic attack. Or at least tell him you did. Oh, I heard about that. The lobster. Let him go eat a five-course meal and then cancel the other meal because you don't need it and just watch him have a complete meltdown. He was one. That lobster wasn't it?

To be fair, the meal sucks. And so he was like, hey, we're okay. We have that other one on the way. And I was like, don't. Oh, we don't. And you had a nerve to call Chad cheat. We had a five-course meal.

I didn't want to like make somebody go make us another one. It seemed pointless. There's been several. times we have left a meal he didn't like and we've got a Popeyes or something like that's you got dominoes on the street time where else yeah do you have the dominoes out because if not you need it yeah you'll get free pizzas yeah i fed my whole family off of willie's free pizzas for a few years yeah wards did willie just buy a bus he did he purchased a bus yeah yeah like like a tour bus Well, hey, he's got that gigantic family.

Yeah. I can see why he bought a bus. We're leaving in it tonight. Well, I think a lot of it is because he just got tired of being delayed, too. So you just leave your house and you wake up wherever you're going. Yeah, and then sleep for you. Can you not rent a bus? You can.

You can. Yeah, but why? It's not a good enough write-off unless you buy it. Chad, what's your opinion? Should he have bought or rented? I do feel like it was a good value. All right, there we go. A good value.

Oh, so the bus was cheap. Y'all going to be walking. Yeah. Oh, right. I think it's old Blake Shelton's old vice. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

There you go. Where do you get that connection? Oh, this things are nice. Oh, yeah. You going to travel on it? Oh, I would have. I hope this time he doesn't put all our faces down the side of it like he did that last one he bought. That was dumb.

That was sweet. We couldn't go anywhere. Then we remodeled it. Yeah. Hold on. Where are you going to, where you're going on a bus somewhere? Uh-huh.

Where are you going? Texas. What you're doing in Texas? Uh, I think he's going to do a little hunting. On July 4th? Axis hunting. Oh, okay.

There you. There it is. Who all's hunting? You, him. Right? Oh, yeah. Why'd you say him? You're hunting.

He didn't want to, he trying to, he tried to stay humble, man. That's fine. You tell everybody you going hunting in July, child. That's fine. Ain't a big deal.

Is it a 12 foot or 15 foot? foot fence. I have no idea. It's 8,000 acre ranch. God bless America. I don't know much about it. Si, I will jump on over there. They leave in about 10 o'clock night, Si, if you won't go with him. I think you should just show up. That'd be hilarious. But I guess we'll find out about the bus tonight. Yeah. Literally, he just bought it Saturday. Oh, really? Are you driving? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mayo's driving. Jacob? Mayo's driving the bus? I think he's in Boston. Pimp. Pimp.

Oh, Pimp. Jacob's dad. Yeah. There you go. So we'll see if the bus breaks down. We can do a follow-up and see how the investment was. Yeah, I'm going to need like some selfie videos. If that does happen from you, please, if you don't mind.

Just be sure to cancel whatever door dash you got on the way. Oh, hey, Pam, we just call another one and talk about, hey, Bram. Hey, that's happened. I've been with Pint when that's happened. Oh, no. We, uh, it's, that boy, don't play. It stopped. It stopped in.

New Orleans. Another bus came and picked us up. Really? Yep. We're at Middores. Oh, he just, Pim's doing very well because he just bought about 40 new buses.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. 40? Yeah. A fleet of them. Yeah. He got a big fleet.

Unbelievable. Like, he no, he don't play. A school. A break down, there ain't no weight. He's going to have a bigger lot. You bring me a brand new one and then you take care of this one. Okay.

And it happens pretty quick. Yeah. There you go. Look at that. Traveling a world by bus. But is like, will he still bring 800 bags of beef jerky, 472 rubber bands,

and three full backpacks with them everywhere he goes? Pretty much. Okay, just check. A 19 different drinking cup. Oh, yeah. A jug, an ice cup, a regular cup. That's the reason why the bus works.

Plus, if we do see a Taco Bell, we can. You can just slide in and walk out of order on the app. Do you have that app? Big it up, move on out. You should get that app. Yeah. They get all kinds of things.

rewards on Taco Bell. Last time I went to Taco Bell, I talked to a robot. Oh, really? They got AI. And even a person. And I don't know if y'all know, the Taco Bell people that were there always thought I was a woman. So this thing's got no chance that I understand of me.

Like, whenever, every time I went to Taco Bell, yes, ma'am, that'll be 942. And I was like, sweet. And now it's, they have no idea what they said. It's $18 and whatever's in the bag is what I'm eating. Because I don't send food back. So what's your fast food place? Taco Bell, I enjoy Taco

That's interesting I didn't know I didn't know if it'd be there I figured it was Sonic A lot of Johnny's pizza Yeah Sonic You still on Sonic with the BLT?

I go by there once a while That's a new smashburger At Sonic's pretty good Sonic's pretty good They got good BLTs And cheeseburgers are decent When they got off the roller skates I quit

Yeah I would have loved to take all of y'all to Germany Germany Yeah And you have You still can It's still there.

I didn't get rid of it. They changed some stuff. They took that wall down. You know, I actually get you all, you know, let y'all experience the rock worst. Okay. I've done that. Yeah. Let's stay next month.

Hey, look. No film crew for three weeks, right? Let's go next week. I'm actually going to Germany in Epcot. Tell what he's picking up. Via Epcot. Epcot jokes never get old to me. Oh, no.

Every town in, like, Every town in Germany, they have their own brewery. Yeah. Yeah. They got that in Epcot. Oh, and then they have their little snail embassies, is what they call it. Yeah. It's just like a wagon like Jeff used to do.

Oh, what? All the little towns. Oh, food truck. Yeah, food truck. Okay. Their wagon. Hey. He said a wagon.

I was like, well, no, well, I just could take it. No, there you go. Okay. Food wagon. Yeah. But there, they got, they got the white. sausage, not worse, and the red one.

Okay. They're both just, you know. I spent one Thanksgiving in Germany. So I need you to just, but you can pull this off. You need to send a proposal to the people that run this podcast that we need to do duck call room in Germany. And you need chat as a gift. I would actually be fun.

See? Let's go. It would. I'll say we spend a week. Episode 500. We just spend a week. The size former stopping rounds. Yeah.

In October, I don't know if they do anything. thing. Well, all I live on, I'm telling you, the whole time I'm over there, all I live on is Brockworth.

See? You either get the soft bread or the hard rolls. Soft or hard. And, you know, they got different levels

of hardness with all the mustard. They're bread's like our pillows. Hot, extra hot, whatever. Huh. Huh.

That's interesting. I guarantee you, I could probably eat 12 of them right now. Hey, why we're there? These are, hey,

these are not little, these are big sausage. Yeah. And they, and they're drinking. I bet you I could eat 12 of them just no problem. Okay, Joey Chestnut. I think I have one of those at my house.

What? One of the giant mugs. Steins? Yeah, is that what they're called? Awesome. Steined, yeah. You only need like one of them in your... No more.

No refuel. Because alcohol content is... Nope, I said I was drinking milk, man. The alcohol content in the beer over Germany is 14%. Four. Ours is like four. Mm-hmm. Well...

Okay, so if you drink one of them giant mugs, you're going to walk you can't walk you won't be able to walk away well people in america like to pee a lot as i've been trying so hard with this coffee thing just to make my wife happy because she sees these people on coffee dates and she desperately wants that to be us no no that's and it's just it's horse right and we can we just pay for alison and brittany to go have a coffee date like i'm i'm in with splitting the bill i think she also wants to enjoy my presence which is shocking in the mornings no not until after she's had her Over a cup of coffee.

She wants me to shut up until she's had her coffee. Uh-huh. There it is. Don't even talk to me until I get my first cup of coffee. She made that point. She is that person and I don't get it. She made that point very clear the other night. That's why I was asking.

Like I woke up this morning, looked over and said, hey, what's up? What are you doing on today? And she just looked at me. I was like, what? So your wife is not a morning person. You kind of gets up grumpy? Yeah, and she's not really an evening. in person either.

There's like a middle of the day. I'm sorry, I'm joking. I'm joking. But yes, once she's ready to go to bed and once she just woke up, don't mess with it. All these women's got their quirks,

but I think that's, I think coffee did that to people. Did what? I think it's, I think it's, I think it's a conspiracy to make people grumpy. Oh, well, maybe. I don't know, Phil. Phil was a heck of a coffee drinker. No, he didn't.

But he didn't like. Okay, prove the point. No, but what I'm saying is like, he would still talk to you while it was brewing. Hey, he wasn't a coffee drink. Well, yeah. That boy, you know, he should have just went out and got an old motor that had burned up. A lot of truth to this, too. Yeah.

And drink the oil in the motor. He liked it. You know how most coffee pours? I would say that Phil's kind of seeps. Yeah. And it's kind of crawled. It had a viscosity, too. Yeah.

It would kind of crawl out of the bottle. You know, big, big cup. I'd fill it, I'd fill it like a quarter in the bottom. Yeah. Then I'd go to the hot water, turn it on, and run it full, and I could actually drink it. Yeah, Phil had one of them into hot water things. That's side would. He'd put a splash of the coffee and fill it up with hot water.

Then he'd put cream and sugar. Yeah. Then I'd have cream and sugar to cover up the taste. I don't get it. Because you're talking about it. So he's just drinking. straight espresso shot. He didn't like it unless there were grounds in his teeth, basically.

He chews his coffee. He filled that filter to the tip top and then only would run. Oh, it always overboiled. Yeah. The lid always was puffing up and down and just coffee grinds were going everywhere. That's why he made it because he, you know, most people fill it up and then just raped the other one off back in the can. Right, right.

Even, you know. Yeah. Now, feel how it is the big hump. and then slammed the lid down on it. And when it started perking, oh, it was coffee grounds. Uh-huh. Yeah.

He said a half inch from the top of the filter. You know, most people just pour, you know, just a scoop or two. Oh, no. This thing is full. Phil had it a half. His rule was get it to a half inch from the top of the filter. What just meant that you had grounds in your coffee?

Yeah. It was rough. I know that. Yeah, it was terrible. I don't know. I don't know how he looked forward to that every day. I don't know how he looked forward to that every day. I don't know how.

I drank it. He had had his thermos and blind with him and just... One right after the next. One cup after the other. I'm telling you. I'm like psyching myself out like every other day right now

because I know Allison's going to want some sort of coffee date and I'm like, all right, we got to go somewhere and then like I'm going to bring a couple scoops of ice cream put in there and like some sugar and some milk. And they're like, you want oat milk? I'm like, I don't even know what that is. I want whatever came from the cow.

I believe they call it whole milk. Yeah, whole. So we've switched that. She's getting something called oat milk. Oh, Brittany's got that stuff in the refrigerator. That stuff's trash. It doesn't look.

No, it's oatmeal. Oat. Oat. How are you going to milk an oat, bro? Old milk. Hey, I've got nipples. And Oat ain't got one. We're more likely to get milk out of you than we are.

Old mill is like a simmering. No, this is not oatmeal. This is oat milk. Oat milk. So they take, they take oats and grind them up, and then it basically, just goes into like a slurry with water. And then they spit it and like, look, it's milk.

And I'm like, that's not milk. That's oats and spit. That's the same, just like almond milk and all. Just don't call it milk. Call it almond puree. Thank you. They crush almonds and make it a liquid. You know what makes me mad about that too?

Yeah. We can't even call you who's chocolate milk. We got to call them chocolate drink. Yeah. It's oat drink. Yeah. An almond drink. There you go.

I hear by... That's a sickness. RFK needs to fix this. This. Well, it's just a dairy-free alternative for all the people that read Instagram. Oh, sorry. Hey, no, there are people out there that have dairy allergies. And that's a thing.

And they deserve a right to have something in their coffee that, but it ain't milk. Just don't call it milk. Just like don't call cauliflower rice. What? Don't call cauliflower rice. That's just shaved cauliflower. They just call it cauliflower, but they call it rice. Why are people trying to do so many tricks?

with cauliflower these days. That reminds me about Irish coffee. Uh-oh. I thought they had alcohol in there. They do. Hey, that's what I'm talking about. I actually got an idea for me and Allison's next coffee date. It's going to be awesome.

Johnny D. Johnny D. He's about to walk into Starbucks or corner coffee house with a fifth of Bailey's. I think I figured it out, boys. Could y'all put this on ice? I'm going to need to fix this. Hold the, oat milk here's the jamison thank you

come in there one of them look an oxy a big auction tank coming in there with a coffee holder about the size of that ox I'm and hey fill her up boys I already got a bottle of babies don't forget the Irish part of it yeah give me some of that Irish cream if y'all don't mind

give us that Irish cream we said I asked oh Andrew about that while he was here what Irish cream yeah any Irishman isn't that where's from yeah Andrew my boy I wonder if I wonder if a real Irish cream tastes better than what we got over here because like, you know, I go good, you drink a Guinness here. I can't hardly stomach it. But when we were over in Scotland, they weren't terrible. Oh, it's different. Yeah, I was like, this is better. If you throw anything across an ocean that

it don't get as good that you're supposed to put inside your belly. Yeah, that's good point. Although I looked at the bananas on our county yesterday and they were from Guatemala and I really just, I sat there and pondered for about 10 minutes. How are we getting fruit to stay fresh all the way here? Don't go out of my From Guatemala How green Green green green green Green green

Yeah And then it don't turn yellow Until it gets in When they pick it You couldn't eat it Okay It would be it would be It's got a set

It's actually When you start thinking About how much food we'd be eating Yeah Science man Science Shout out to the farmers You're the real heroes

Amen buddy Man I don't know How they keep all the animals Off of them I planted a bunch of peach trees and I tell you, for some reason those raccoons, they only want the ripe ones. Well, duh.

You've eaten the crappy ones? Hey, no, no. That's right. They're not eating the rotten. Hey, no, no, that's the animal thing. I had a little wieny dog. Yeah. Okay, and I made me a big garden.

You talking about Merlin? Yeah. So look, I would go out and check my garden every day, you know. Yeah. I had a tomato about that big around. That dog's so mean. You know, hey. Well, he would go with me.

Yeah. And I'd pick one there once while. I take salt and pepper, women eat it. Yeah, yeah. Well, hey, we kept watching that one. I said, well, I went out like Thursday, and then I said, well, one more day. And then I'll eat it.

I come in. And I said, well, let me go get my, my, uh, my, uh, big tomato. He gone. And Christine just dies half it. And I said, I said, wait a minute, all I said, well, let me go get my big tomato. You're over and cackling like an end, laying a dozen eggs.

What's wrong with you? He said, too late. He said yesterday you and him went out there and checked the garden. Merlin went out there this morning and ate that big tomato. Man, I'm shocked that that 60-pound cat hadn't eaten your garden. Well, no, no, because, hey, y'all. Sweepy can't go outside. So I also planted, I planted me a whole,

all about 10 square foot of strawberry. Yeah. And I'm watching them. That plays with a straw. And I said, well, I got one more day in there. I'll all be ready. and I'll eat them. Don't have ice cream and cake,

all that strawberry, you know, whipped cream. Yeah. So we go to this, you know, this is Friday, I check. Saturday, we'll go to the grocery store, come back, when I drive up in the yard, there's about 30 cat squirrels.

That sounds like you're having. Right from my strawberry pack. I know what we're eating for dinner. Yeah, and I went up there and I said, I said, these suckers hate every strawberry on this old stank they didn't leave me one well i i declare one on on uh

yeah that night we had biscuits gravy and squirrel that's right so so we're did you kill those squirrels other night that they ate on duck donacy no huh no i was supposed to them was supposed to be killed for me only uh don that willie got a hold of it and hey they're they know that they've served them to the whole group insert duck dynasty band show noise yeah that's actually that's another thing that we got to bring back to get it anymore yeah y'all it don't make it sense i i hunt down there on field's property i sit in the deer stand and i'm looking and i'm talking about you know me and stone sitting there and i said hey he's what i said where did all these squalls come from he said what you mean i said i just counted sitting here since daylight i've just i've counted 25 oh my goodness and i said i when i

hunt i don't ever see but one and he's through the top of the trees and you'll slam out of sight right right you know i said so where have all these squirrels been hiding here i said well he said i guess they just you know you know when you get sneaky they get sneaky yeah so i said god you just have to take you 22 well no no because i'm going to start that's what next year year or just coming here, I'm going to sit in the stand and I'm going to shoot squirrels out of the deer stand. Yeah. You got that suppressor.

Oh, no. Yeah. That ain't a problem. But anyway, look, we're going to get out of here. You know, if you want to, we didn't get into any of them today. But leave us an email. Hello. Yeah, I've been reading some.

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