Duck Call Room - Willie Robertson's Newest Hairstyle Is Totally Baffling to Korie

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

Korie Robertson thinks she and Willie might be facing a midlife crisis! Her solution is to buy herself a new minivan, while Willie’s solution is to try out a new look that Korie isn’t so sure she likes. Martin suspects that she’s reliving her glory days as a young mom instead of a grandma! John-David thinks he might need to get himself a minivan too. Si opens the door for Korie to tell what she really thinks of Willie’s various famous hairstyles and the boys just HAVE to find out Korie’s opinion on body slamming of someone as a show of affection. Her advice is right on the money! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I tried to get Brittany to get a minivan. Allison came close last year to deciding on a new van. I used to say, I mean, whenever I was young, I said I never would do it. And then I did two. And now I'm on my third. Third mini-var. Are we rolling? Oh, it's.

Hold on. Now she's regretting. She's like, I get it now. I get the minivan. Because then boys weigh about 24 pounds. I know. So when you pick them up into the UK. kind of you better mean it it's up there yeah push the little button and the door just slides open it's

and you don't have to go up corey's up back but welcome back to the duck call room oh yeah we're rolling we have a guess we got my headset on we have a guest we just ate breakfast all together we was nice yeah Corey you didn't have any but we all had we all had eating it all that time I got here breakfast sauce we had the new breakfast sauce from our friends over at W.Sau It's good. I don't know how you rank breakfast sauces because this is the only one that I know that's called breakfast sauce. There's those little packets of salsa. I'd give it a nine out of ten.

That one's better. It's good. What's a breakfast salt? See? It's good. Delicious. That's what it is. So good you'll want breakfast all day.

That is true. Well, there you go. I'm taking a bottle with me for lunch. I could eat breakfast anytime. For dinner. We had the Lord's chicken up in here for breakfast. Amen. Man. Praise be. I just sent out a weird text last night because I've been texting

and bring food every time. And Beth finally, she did. That was awesome. That's because I was going. You got to ask the Canadian. But you got to make sure the boss is coming to get those kinds of delivery. Like if that would have been Gobwin sitting there, she's smelling, I mean, tough luck. But boss comes out. Oh, yeah, we'll roll out to red carpet. So next week we're going to have Willie on. We're not allowed to eat chicken biscuits in front of Goblin. Now that would be rude. Guy one smashed a double cheeseburger the other day sitting right there. Don't let him fool you that he's like bought in.

Is he off the car? He never has any fun. Yeah, well, he's the diabetic. He's got the diabetes. I mean, I bet that was the only thing he ate all day. He's lost a ton of weight. He has. He's the incredible shrinking man.

But when I walked in, he had that sonic bag and wrapper right there and just smashing a double cheeseburger. Sometimes you got to do that. And Si, Si, I even comment on it. He said, ooh, that one's juicy. Oh, yeah, because it was just dripping while he was eating. That was that one right there. That was pretty good, because I... And I looked, and I was like, well, I guess we're anti-plan now.

But, you know, whatever. It's fine. And to get back on track. Secorre, you finally have reached enough grandkids to own a minivan, huh? Number six. Number six. Yeah, midlife crisis. I'm on a minivan.

Six grandkids. You have six grandkids. I have six grandkids. That's wow. And I did. I have been, okay, the first time around when I had four kids, I was like not going minivan route and then I went minivan route and I loved it. And then, you know, as kids got older, moved out of the minivan phase, but I'm back.

You're back in the mini van. You have as many grandkids as my mom. Yeah. Oh. I ain't. That's a lot of, but you have children all over. True. Yeah, your mom's only got two kids.

That's true. Yeah, we've got six. We're going to have a lot. You're on the path to like 20 grandkids. I'm on the path to 15 passenger van. The mid-van's not going to do it. People mover. Corey's going to be looking into huge church vans here for a while.

100%. No, she's going to get, you know those like, what is they're called people movers, like the buses. She's going to have that instead of like the church youth group. logo it's just going to say Willie and Corey Robertson's entire family. I'm not opposed to that. Just the Robertsons. That's all that needs to say just the Robertsons. Like going. I love it. That's fantastic. Minivan is the way to go. I'm just going to tell you all. Okay. Gas mileage. Minivan. Minivan. Those doors that slide open, minivan. You're never going to hit somebody else's car when you parked in the tight spot. You just slide the door open. Minivan. Kids can run. Press the button on your

thing. Door slides open automatically. Minivan. Yep. I need a minivan spots, sir. I've seen them pull a boat. I've seen them at the boat ramp. So they can do more than they're giving credit for. It's true.

I'm going to have to tell us. I just can't ride that low to the ground. That's what I don't like. I don't like the feeling of I'm going to go under something. If all heck breaks loose, I could be up on. You've been bigger than most people. My whole life. Since, you know, pre-k.

You don't want to get used to be. looking up. Yeah, I don't want to down, I won't go down, and I'd rather get closer to God. I'm not a very good parker. That's my problem. Like, bigger cars, parking, it just it's not good. It's, I've

come in crooked, which, even in the minivan, I'm not great, actually, of a parker. Johnny Dees laughing, but he parks in the back parking lot when he comes to. You can't park that big up. Well, so Allison needs a new car, so we're kind of looking, but Jesus Louise. But Allison's car, the TV leaks and stuff,

So there's some problems there. Wait, how does a TV leak? If it rains, the TV starts leaking. I don't ask a lot of questions, but it still works. And so we're, you know, we've had, we've had young kids for like 10 years now. So that car will be, we'll have 10 years like in a few months. So it's like, we're just riding until the wheels fall. Oh, yeah.

And if the TV works, TV works. And like, there's, you know, stuff growing in the back seat where Carter sits and all that. So you don't want to like get something nice until you, feel like you can, your kids can take care of it. Yeah. Okay. So let me tell you about my minivan back whenever our kids were little. I had, we had a minivan. We drove it, we paid it off. Actually, it was weird. This was weird. This was a weird deal. We thought that we had another year of payment. This was miraculous. Somehow, we thought we had another year of payment on it. And we got the notice that we had paid it off, which we were like, weird. We thought we had another year. Okay. Thank you, God.

Okay, that happened. Then we got some like hell damage, but it really wasn't bad. So we got the insurance money for it and we didn't fix it because we were like, you know, it's really not that bad. Hell damage. So then. Roll with it. Then, like, this was like God's blessing.

Then we take it in to trade it in and somehow they gave us like a really great trade in on it. And we knew the guy that, you know, had done it or whatever. We traded in. We got a new minivan. And he called us later and was like, I found $2.34.34 of change in the DVD thing. Our kids had been, like, putting quarters and dimes in the DVD player. And it was so bad.

We wore that thing out so bad. We drove it for, like, all of our kids' young years. Oh, yeah. And so it's probably like your car described. Yeah. Oh, for sure. Maybe that's where the TV leak is. Maybe you got $4 or $5 up there.

No inflation. It was $2.30 then. He may have more. You never know. So what's your philosophy on vehicle? Are you kidding? Same thing. I picked him up in that old Bronco so many times off the side of the road.

That thing always was dying. People was always helping me out on the road. But I finally took it to red, and I said, red, I got a $100 bill if you can fix this stupid short. It keeps quitting on me, you know. It's five minutes he brought it down there in the fields, you know, and I said, well, what was? He said, I was under your floor mat. He said, you had done, you know, just from getting in and out, they wore it out. And when it hit each other, you know, it stopped.

So $100 did it? It was just, you know, and he said, oh, hey, give me, it's like 10. I said, what did I tell you? I said, here. I was back for you had $100, too. Oh, yeah. What are you talking about? I mean, that was a lot of money to you.

I remember that. Oh, the first car I bought, the distributor, you know, it's got a cam on it. that's the points open and close hey as soon as you crank it up that burned off okay so it didn't open and close and it would run like a scalded eight you just full open no no that's like Corey said that was one of God's little okay yeah I'll take care of that for you

yeah make it run without it yeah when we were still working down at Phil and Kay's I always went the path that side went just in case I had to piggy him up like that's true and you know I I stopped several time on the cut through because there he was just sitting there with his tea glass out the window like he's waiting on me to come through. And this is a man, okay, this is a man that, you know, you need to have a phone when you're going places in case something breaks down. Well, they won't work for me.

So, hey, no phone. No phone. But you got good buddies that travel the known pass. That way you're not left stranded. Yeah. Wait, wait till somebody shows up. Oh, well, let's take our first break. We'll be back right after this.

All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Tritels beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good.

Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. and you never really know where that beef comes from, but with Tritails beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritails comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch

and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Triedails beef.

I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. The only time I ever wanted a minivan, though, was whenever we, because we got the, we ain't got to bucket seats. And when our kids were like one, three and six or so, they were just all three right in a row hitting each other, fighting. So you got to space them out.

Need some separation. Oh, the three in a row thing, I said, Allison, I think those were being referred to as the dark years. Like, you couldn't go to church without like, you were having to repent once you got there. It was awful. I remember those years one time actually driving to church, just driving through the parking lot and just kept going and just went right back home. I was like, that's it.

We're not even getting out. I just drove straight through that parking lot and right back home. Was that John Luke and Sadie or was that Bella and Will's fault? I think it was all of them. All four in the car at the same time. I would guarantee, just from my knowledge of them, Bella and Will were involved. I feel very confident. in that assessment that those two were involved because as much as they loved each other

oh man they'd get on each other's nerd because they knew what to do they grew up together they were so close in age yeah bellic could hold her own against wheels oh 100% push that button yeah oh yeah because bobby didn't have a mean bone in his body he's just big teddy bear so yeah it was it was funny to watch though good night of living oh man thinking of that what kind of grandfather is willie he is such sweet guy by the he loves to mess with kids he does well okay so with the kids

with the kids he would go a little too far he'd always like end in somebody crying because like Willie would just like didn't know when to stop he does the same thing to adults I was about to say with employees Willie goes a little too far

and somebody starts crying like Philly at any down there then that's true but he doesn't do that with the grandkids he's so sweet like no he doesn't He's really, like, fun with them and tender and loves to just play.

Honey loves him so much. She sits beside him on the couch, and they are so cute together. They're a little pair. He looks like your husband, I had to say this, he looked like he's really, right now, I guess, it is prime and is really enjoying life. He is. Did you just say you hate to say that? No, no, but I'm just serious. Yeah.

No, Willie is a prankster. He's the worst clown we got in the darn family. That's true, true, true. Okay. But he's so much, you know, I enjoyed all the episodes I've ever filmed with him. Uh-huh. Me and him had a bond. Y'all do.

But we were good together. That's true. We really were. That's true. Y'all are. But right here lately, though, is he looks like he's, I think, the happiest I've ever seen. That's so nice. I would agree.

No, no, I'm serious. I think so. Yeah. I'm not trying to get a crazy. I really felt sorry for you and Willie and feel okay. I thought you're going to say sorry for me because. Well, no, no, because I felt sorry for y'all because y'all meet each other, you know. Yeah.

You're always going. That is true. We are in a phase of always going. Willie is traveling and speaking everywhere, but he is loving it. He really is. He's loving it. And he's softened a little, I think, around the edges with the grandkids. So that's been fun to see.

Well, he's world famous for nicknames. Did any of the grandkids have interesting names? Oh, Smocky McSmockerton from Smockingtonville? Well, he got that, he got that. He got that naturally from his dad. Nicknames? He ain't ever called anybody by their name. That's true.

I was just wanting Corey to list them like the seven dwarfs. He got Smokky. Smocky makes Mockerton? Yes, that's shop because he wears a little smock clothes. I went to Honey's birthday party and I just sat outside with Willie just waiting for kids to run by so I could see what he yelled. Here the nickname. He's Mackey makes Markerton.

Poor Ella. Ella has the worst job of the Ella. Because when she was a baby, she kind of had the job of the hut. Look, she was just like so chubby and just like laid there. So she's Jabba the El. Poor thing. Nothing like the love of a grandfather. Poor thing.

Job of the Ella. Zane is Juju Boy. I don't really know why he's Jiu Boy. Holland is Jiji. because Zane was calling her JJ. Well, Willie wanted to just, like, annoy Zane. So he calls her Gigi. And Zane's always like, no, it's JJ.

And he's like, Gigi, just so annoy him. Shocker. We're not learning anything here, folks. What is he called Honey? I don't know. That's why I was legit curious, because now he's got Honey and Haven, so I didn't know if he had been around Haven

long enough to hang her with one yet. It won't be long. It won't be long. It won't be long. Well, not. The good thing is he doesn't have a very good memory, so he'll forget it. No. No, that poor kid.

He does not forget anything. Not a thing. Anything. Not nothing. I mean, not one. One of my nephews, he called fat boy when he was little. And he really wasn't even fat. But he's like tall and thin and an athlete.

And he really still calls him fat boy. No, there was a kid. One time we were out to eat somewhere in town. And there was the guy that was our waiter. And I knew him from childhood. And Willie goes, oh, mud in his butt. And I was like, why did you just call him that? He goes, because when he was five at Camp Geoka, he yelled, I got mud in my butt.

And literally hadn't seen the kid in a decade and saw him and then called him mud in his butt. I was like, in public. I was like, Willie. Well, I will give him this. He won't say anything in private. He won't say in public. That is true. That is true.

Don't worry about him talking about you behind your back. He'll say it directly. Sometimes he'll even call you just to say it. It's like, oh, man, I was just talking about you. I'll let you know what I said. Oh, okay, cool. That's good. That's true.

That means he loves you. He shows his love by nicknames and, you know, picking on you just a little bit. If they don't pick on you, they don't care nothing about you. Amen to that. It's actually true. Amen to that. The fact is, y'all, no.

No. When he saw them. You're picked on and they're always pulling jokes on you. Hey, they really care about you. When he saw my kids at your birthday party, he just started dying laughing. And I was like, what'd they do? And he said, that's the two biggest heads I've ever seen on children.

I was like, well, did you think they were going to be little? That's right. I'm their dad, you idiot. Like, Exhibit A. Yeah. I'm on the last button here. Yeah, your dad, I had named me horse head. Yeah.

Knuck her head. A horse head. He did. He walked around the corner and just started dying laughing, not even hey, nothing. I ain't even said that. Yeah, I was like, what? What's so funny? I mean, those are the two biggest heads I've ever seen on a kid.

And I was like, oh, yeah, well, you know, their mom's very glad for a C-section. I'll say that. So, you know, she's very thankful. Very thankful that option exists. Oh, that's funny. It's wild, man. I talked to Christian yesterday for the first time since Haven has arrived. He come up here.

I said, well, how's that second one? Numero does. Yeah, he said. It's a lot. I said, yeah, you should have got them right out the shoot like that, buddy. I know one of them is easy. Like, one of them is not bad. It's that second one that throws a wrench into things.

You're like, golly, man. If I could just keep the one, because you can always keep one happy. That other one, though, 50-50 shot on keeping it happy. Like, man, it's just. And I know Sadie had a C-section, too. So, like, Christian's having to do it all. Yeah. Like, pick up, honey, do all the things.

That is different, yeah, because the recovery is different. You can't pick up your two-year-old. Can't do nothing. For a couple of weeks, you can't do anything. Can't drive, can't do anything. Yeah. And Sadie's not really one to just sit either. So about day eight, I could tell it was wearing on Sadie.

I was like, all right, we got to get out of the house. Oh, that's when y'all come up here. Yeah. Yeah, because I was like. We came to Duck Commander. Oh, yeah, I was like, hey, new baby. I was like, I'm going to Doug Commander. Do you want to come with me?

she was like, yes. I was like, come on, let's go. I was stunned to see her. I was like, man, it doesn't seem like that long ago. She had that thing. And to see the baby, that's, of course, my boys now are like 24 pounds. Man, they're giants. Are they that big?

Oh, yeah. They're, they're, they're, Jackson's like 23 and a half. And Wayland's about 21, both about 30 inches long. Yeah, he's, they're big. They are big. Okay, let's talk about snakes, though. Uh-oh. Because, you know, I normally trust you.

Uh-huh. And your assessment of snakes. But you know that snake that was killed by our pond. Uh-huh. And we sent the picture. Yeah. Water snake? No.

100%. No. 100%. That was not a water snake. 100% of water snake. Okay. I consulted Google. Oh, okay.

I'm silent with Martin on this again. You're going down here, Corey. I'm rooting for you, but I'm... My wife would have done it, but hey. You know how you can check Google. You can, like, let it scan the picture. It, no, it said, copperhead. Wait, copperhead, no, what do it say?

Cotton mouth. Cotton mouth. Yeah. It was a water snake. Question for you. Anaconda. I don't know. Hey, look, if that, and it was a big one.

I want to believe you, but. It was a big one. And like, I don't. I did. And I saw his eyes with his little round pupils, which is the dead giveaway. Send it to me. I'll put it up. Wait, eyes with the, okay, I knew.

If it's got a cat eye, he's venomous. If he's got a round pupil like we do. I've never heard that. Now, you got to get close to him. I never heard that either. Huh? I'm not getting that close. I didn't know that.

Yeah, if they got round eyes like us, they're harmless. Unless it's a coral snake, but coral snake you should know. You know coral snake. Red on yellow, kill a fella, red on black friend of Jack, all that good stuff. But if you look at unidentified brown snakes, and if his eye, his pupil is straight up and down like a cat, he hurts you. Good to know. But now, granted, you've got to get close to see him. eye.

Yeah. Yeah. Look, I made the mistake. I thought I had a hog-nose snake, and I'm holding it, and I'm playing with it. And then I look at it, you know, after I've had it a while and he crawled all over me, I'm like, huh. I just, I caught that eye and I said, huh. Uh-oh. This one ain't, yeah.

And there was a pygmy rattlesnake. Well, of course, he didn't bite me. He didn't, he didn't mess with me. He was cool. You were lucky. I was. You're a crazy person. And I'm a mild set of panic set in while, once I realized it.

Because I've got him. I'm like, I'm holding him. I'm like, okay, everybody, just be easy. There's nothing to panic about. Just get me something to put him in. And so I put him in a cooler and then took him to ULM. and now he lives in a jar because it was the first documented one in Jackson Parish, Louisiana. So my wife, me and my wife, watch TV last night.

She said, hey, have you ever heard this? And she brings up a picture on her, you know, this thing. It's a computer is what he says. And Peter. And look, hey, here's a deer, a doe. A feeding a snake. What? Yeah.

She's done eight him down, you know, like this far. ate his head and just, you see the bones. She's, you know. And then another one, it showed a picture of eating one. And that one was a rattlesnake. Hey, deer are essentially goats. So don't tell me what they will and want to eat. I mean, you know what a goat will eat.

Oh, yeah. Anything you put in front of them. So, like, that doesn't surprise me. No, it doesn't. No, I'd never heard it for. Me neither. I didn't know that. Now they don't have to worry about it because the pigs eat all of them. It always goes back to snakes. That's so weird.

Ain't it? It's fun. You brought it up. No, no. Excuse me. Good tea. I watched one eat one one one time. What's that? Out in a while. Pig was rooting around, come up on a cotton mouse. Got him.

And hey, as he was. chewing him, he's just pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, and the pig just still just chomp, chop, chop. Hey. We all have those things we eat that we know's going to hurt us. Do you all remember Wilfer? Oh, yeah, the pig. The pig Willie got for his birth, 50th birthday that was like that tiny in heat. He's giant.

He is giant. He was supposed to be a miniature, like, house pig. No. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, he's done grew up. I'm out. He's grown up. You didn't see him at your birthday party?

I went over there to the pet and zoo just to see. No, I wasn't playing a little trick. And took the boys. Hold on. He is giant. What is a house pig? We just glanced over that. He was supposed to just be a house pig.

Like, is that a thing? Most of us call that bacon. Like a pet. Miniature little pet pig. People have them. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah.

We live in a house. You can call him. Like, he's actually really smart. You're supposed to be able to, like, house train him and everything. But we didn't get that far because he literally, ate everything, everything in the house. So we decided he needed to go live at the farm. And then we're going to eat him now.

And he is that big. I can't wait to see Willie's return gift to Bill for that one. I remember when Bill walked up that deal toting a pig. I was like, uh-oh. Who gave it to him? Bill Busbiz. Yeah. And the whole Busbiz family.

For his 50th birthday. Yeah. Come walking up that party, he had that pig under his arm. I was like, oh my goodness gracious. He was really cute. what happens when you get hung with a name boss hall or hang yourself with that name i suppose i think adam la roach came in with that name

adam started the boss hog thing yeah willie kept it going because he liked it willie was into that nickname oh anything gets him to wear a white suit yeah anything costume related speaking of white suits uh oh and your husband do you like his mullet you know i should say baby mullet you know i actually don't mind I really don't mind it as much as I thought I would. At first I was like resistant. I was like, no. Well, you know what?

I'm not really for, but I might be coerced. No, I might be on the bad side of this. Going back to the bandana. I feel like the bandana was a time period because he had the long hair. It makes sense. But I don't really get the bandana now with short hair. I bet he says the same thing about your minivan. A lot of times we revert back to old, you know,

to the glory days. That's true. That's true. He's just re-living the glory day. Now that he's got the mullet, he thinks he needs the bandana again for some reason. And I'm like, no, that doesn't, you don't have to have that. Because I know he's not going to listen to this. I'm totally on your side.

I can't figure out the bandana. Every time I see him with the bandana, I'm like, I don't, what's that holding back? Right. See? I'm with you. I'm still trying to figure out if his hair is actually that curly now or if he perms. it. And I wouldn't put it past either.

No, it is that curly. Willie's the type of guy that would go get a perm just because, you know. Well, and he has spent more time. He did blitch his hair for a costume party. Yeah, and he spent more time at the barbershop in the last year than he has in his entire prior life. His whole life. Yeah.

His whole life. I mean, he went once between age 25 and 45. And since 45, he goes, he's like, I was talking to him. He's like, yeah, Friday, I got to get my hair cut. And I was like, this is weird. I don't like this. I don't like what we're talking about. Again, he was complaining about how much it costs

when he first started going to get his haircut against. It's like, good night. I'm like, bro, you're still way up in the haircut fund. You're still way ahead. True. Well, we'll see what the mullet becomes. Right now, it's all right. It's not terrible.

Have you seen mine? Nice. Yours is, that's a mullet. Yeah. It's full on. What does Allison think about it? She hates it. She hates it.

But I did catch her looking at it the other day, and I said, you're into this now, aren't you? And then she like, she was like, no. I was like, reliving the 80s, babe. I was a child of the 80s. So I'm kind of, you know, back to the glory days again. Here we go. It's not a good life crisis. Mini vans, mullets.

That could be the title of your next book. Mini vans and mullets, a grandma's story to relive the glory days tagline. Corey Robertson. That's it. Man, that sounds like a name for a good bar. Like minivans and mullets, man. Yes. Yes.

We specialize in day drinking. I love that bar. It closes at 8.30. Bottomless mimosas, baby. Somebody's about to get rich off this idea from listening this podcast. Many vans and mullets. That's a great, like, brunch name. I'm not a poster.

Do it. No, I'm not doing it. I just, I think I would go there. Yeah. I would 100% go eat there. That would go. Yeah. I'm in.

Because I'd bet many vans and mullets. Those are my people. I'm like, that's me. Yeah, here we are. So here we are. Yeah. Let me have the, let me have the eggs Benedict, please. Like, oh man, well, let's take another break.

We'll be back right after this. The movie is, it's like here. The movie, yes. We're all watching it like. What movie? next week. The movie. There it is.

You just called it the movie. I was trying to teach. Just because you're in it, you don't have to refer to it as like, oh, this is this little movie. Did my lines get cut? Yes.

I was so nervous. I was like, I probably, this is not going to make it. I can already tell, but nobody would ever tell me. I can already tell. The good news is that she was prepared

for that question because that was a very quick yes. Not like, oh, I think. No, yes. Well, hey, I'll say at least your whole scene didn't get cut. I feel bad.

There were, you know, movies, I did not realize how this works. Exactly. You film a lot, just like television. You film a lot. Not all of it makes it. And so certain, like, scenes and actors, whole things don't make it sometimes. So, at least you're in it.

I'm still in it. You're still in it. But I don't talk. Mission successful. I think you might say something. Oh, no. I feel like, I don't know if it was you. Something like, did you say the line? Did you say, do you know the guy whose property this is?

Did you say that? Who said that? Hard to remember. It's a very long, grueling day. You had that many lines. We'll see soon. I had three. That's what I'm saying.

Like, you were that involved that you can't remember one of the three? By the DVD, it'll be in the deleted scenes, bonus footage. Here's the deal. You're going to see it soon because we're all going to watch it with the family. That's in what? Next weekend. 12 days. We're going to all watch it as a family.

I'm going to all watch it as a family. I'm going to. I'm going to be so nervous. I may have to FaceTime. Wait, where are you going to be? I'm having a procedure done that Friday. So I'm not sure. Oh.

I'm not sure. No more babies for you? Not biologically. Wow. No, so I don't know where I'll be. Okay. Also, no, I'm not rescheduling. I've made this decision.

I'm ready to do it. I just want to get it over with it. You're going in. I want to rip that band-aid off. But that's, by Sunday night, I mean, you're good. You'll be fine. I hope. You get you a large Coke Zero and just put it right there between your legs and sit there and watch the movie.

You'll be fine. Why has it got to be Coke Zero? Okay, Dr. Pepper. It just needs to be ice. Something cold. That's what I would do. I was about to say, I didn't see that anywhere on the protocol sheet in Coke Zero. Like, what are we doing here?

That's what I would do. Yeah, by Sunday I was fine. But it was also during COVID, so I milked that sucker. I was like, I better take it easy for a few more days. make sure there's no problems I want a sandwich and a pizza for dinner too I'm in bed

I can't walk in the kitchen to get it if I do it'll end up like a basketball how do we get here I've already been there you're good you have that procedure so

we've seen Martin with ice between his legs before yeah I mean it happened a thought yeah it happened all right I'm sorry the movie

the movie the blind we're going to watch as a family which i'm going to be really nervous that night because this will be the first time for the whole family to see it i mean everyone's seen little clips and each clip that we've shown everyone's been like bawling it's been so emotional this will be the first night for people to see the whole thing so i'm excited and we're giving away winners to come watch it with us which is really fun do we know who that is yeah i don't think we've chosen the winners yet i don't know when this is going to air but if we haven't chosen it go to the blind Movie.com and enter to win because we're bringing a family of four here to watch the movie with our family. And if we have... How long did they finally cut it down? How long is it left?

It's, I think, an hour and 45 minutes. That's the perfect movie time, perfect time. PG-13? Yeah, I don't know if it's gotten the rating yet, but it will definitely be PG-13. That's one thing that I do. I saw that online. You saw it on something? Okay, so I don't know if that's correct. Yeah. Well, that's one thing that like, I think people do need to know. like this is the true story like so it's not duck dynasty it's not just like fun and funny and it's not duck dynasty at all it's not dick dynasty at all size character's a little different this is the hard years this is the hard years but the story and the power of jesus is clear the power of jesus coming into somebody's life and changing your family forever is very clear and

it's really powerful so good sigh's getting them chill by side's getting them chills i's over getting him chills. I know when he rubs them arms. It's going to be powerful. We're excited about it. He's getting emotional right now. Look at him. A few interviews that they got me to do for it, you know, they was asking me, and I, I tear it up. And I said, well, you got to understand.

I said, that's my brother's life. I said, how would you like to show all your dirty underwear to the world? Everything you've ever done wrong. Yeah. Here it is in living color on. TV screen on a movie screen. Yeah. I said so now, I said, number one, it is going to be a powerful story.

Okay. And like Corey said, okay, this is someone's true life. Okay. During the hard years. Yeah, I would imagine for the kids, it's like extremely difficult. Oh, no. Because they're reliving their child. But, you know, a lot of us like, yeah, take me back childhood.

But if your childhood was that, it may not be something you want to revisit. You know, it may be like, I don't know about going back there. But it's, yeah, it's not going to be easy for the family, I think, to watch. Well, that's a great story of redemption. In the end, in the end, it is going to be 100% worth it. And the people that have already seen it in the ways they've been touched by it has been powerful already. so I cannot wait to see. If you go to the YouTube,

we have like a trailer on the YouTube, a teaser trailer of it, so you can go watch. And if you haven't watched it, those are listening, go watch it. And then just read the comments, just how the trailer has touched people's lives.

I mean, it is really incredible. So we're so excited. It comes out September 28th. Another thing that I did want to tell y'all, everybody who's listening, I did not know this about movies, but so the amount of pre-sale tickets you sell, determines the amount of theaters you're in.

So, like, we need a lot of tickets. Like, if you are planning on going to see The Blind, go ahead and buy your ticket now, because that will help us get into more theaters. More people will be able to see it. So we need, like, our whole, everyone who's listening, everyone's watching to go ahead and buy a ticket, buy a ticket for your family,

go to your church, buy group sales, do all that now because that helps us get into more and more theaters and get the word out even bigger and better. So we need your help. need your help. It's crazy that you've got Phil to agree to the movie is, but it's still kind of like shocking to me. Phil tell you about it in person.

He don't hide nothing. But for him to agree to it to be brought back to life. Yeah. That was a big step. That's a big deal. That's a different thing. To see it on the screen, it is. It's a different thing.

But you know, he said from the beginning, he was like, if one person gets to know Jesus because of it, then it's worth it. Yeah. So same line he had about Duck Dynasty. Yeah. And that's going to happen. Yeah.

That's a pretty much slam dunk guarantee on that. Yeah. I'm about, now I'm nervous. I just hope we. Is this going to be good? Has Phil seen it? I think a lot of people are going to see, you know, see a lot of their life in it. I mean, I think it's going to, it's going to connect a lot of people.

A lot of people have stories like Phillingay stories. I think a lot of people are going to see their life. Have they seen it? No. No? No. They've seen a couple of clips. and they both cried on the two clips we showed them.

Of course, we showed them the most, you know, probably the most impactful moments. But, no, they have not seen it. So I know. I'm very excited. Let's just hope the other thing, because we do believe in the power of prayer here. Let's just, let's pray for Kay. Yeah. That she's there on time?

No, I didn't know. She's in the hospital right now. What? Yeah, she's got MRSA. Her wound. has developed a resistant type of staff infection. So she called yesterday. She was, of course, Kay.

Kay. She was being Kay. She was in great spirits. I don't know when they're going to let me out of here. You know, she said, I knew better to come up here. I was like, okay, this is, you're where you need to be with this one. Like, this is, you need IV antibiotics. That's what you just stay there until they tell you, you're good to go.

Before she hung up from Willie yesterday, she said, yeah, well, call me back in case I'm going to Duh. That is the number. When people ask me if I miss working for Willie, I will only tell them I miss Kay calling me. Where's my son? Where's my son? Are you with him? Are you with Willie?

He won't answer me. And then we'd talk for 30 minutes and I'd get to just giggle the whole time. Oh, man. She's rich now. Yeah, she was just, she had tell everybody up here. Of course, we were like, okay, we already knew. So it's all good. How'd y'all know?

I'm like, you told Anna. Like of course and then Anna said you want to see a picture I was like yeah I do okay and I did and I said yeah that's a big deal that's that's a good one doesn't look good it doesn't look good but they got her in the right place they caught it in time yeah everybody say a little prayer for Miss Kay that she gets over a little staff infection and that it stops right there but um and pray for the movie because it will change people's lives Phil's stories already changed a lot millions of people's lives I think that's fair junk sure whether in small ways or big ways tons of people in big ways so pray for that because it's going to be super impactful I'm excited to see it I'm glad I'm not speaking but no it's going to be awesome

yeah I'm super excited well Phil's sister Jan is a big part of the story because she never gave up on Phil she's a I don't even know the word of you know if it wasn't for her he wouldn't have come to Jesus Wow. Yeah, she never gave up on him. Okay, because she drove our elder, who is in heaven now, Bill Smith.

Okay, she wouldn't get off his back. Okay, you need to preach gospel to my brother. And that was when he was running the bar. Yeah. Okay, and Bill Smith, really, you know, I love him and he was, but my personal opinion on that is that's the reason he went in the bar to talk to Phil. Yeah.

Jan was not going to leave him alone. She didn't give up. She wasn't, no. Because I looked at the rest of the family, okay, and I mean to the man or woman, the rest of the family had done written him off and told Kay, hey, you leave that sorry human being and get on with your life. Wow. There's a scene in the movie where you make me included.

Yeah. Yeah, there's a scene in the movie where you go talk to Kay. Oh, no. Yeah. You see, she, when I would go out with him, she felt better. But it wasn't, it didn't do no good. Mm-hmm. Okay, because all it was, it was bringing me into the, you know, put me in a bad situation.

But it made Kay feel better. Yeah. Yeah, but that's just, you know, now, that's why it's, you need to go see it, okay, because I have people when I preach to them. I hate to say this, that last thing they tell me is, well, because I just can't see this God you're always talking about. If you watch this movie, you can see how God took a man, okay, that was on the wrong road, okay, and that did not cure anything about his neighbors.

Nothing. And you can see in this story where he meets Jesus, Phil does. Okay. And it changes his attitude toward himself, okay, and then toward his neighbor. It changed him from what I call a hard man who didn't care about nothing, including himself. And it took him and changed him into a loving man, okay, that cared enough to tell everybody he'd come in contact, after he come in contact with Jesus. about who Jesus is and what he does for us. You know, it changed his whole attitude. It changed his whole life.

It changed our whole family. Okay. And when I look back, I can see all the times that Jesus was carrying me. Okay, because them are his footprints in the sand. They wasn't mine. I was asking, where are you, Lord? And he said, hey, you don't realize it.

That ain't your footpins, dummy. That's mine. I've got you in my arms. So it's a powerful story, okay? And the best part of it is, it's true, harshly true. Okay, so it's going to be, everybody in the Robertson family will be in tears, no doubt in my mind, okay, because I've seen the trailer, and I was in tears, you know, very good talk.

Yeah. Bring your tissues. Hey, I say it in you right now. Oh, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's starting well up now. I love it.

Yeah. I just love the fact that Cy even 50 years ago was still in charge of troop morale. Troop morale. Just him being there, make Kay feel better. I'll tell you what right now. So every time I'm with you, make me feel better. So, you know. I appreciate that.

We all got our roles, right? Yeah, that's all God's doing. Yeah. 100% okay because there's many of times that I was just as bad or worse than my brother okay yeah so it's uh yeah we've all been different levels or different times of brokenness in our life and that's why I think everybody's going to relate everybody's going to relate to the story in some way absolutely well let's get into some email Johnny do you got oh did he went by that face yeah this is good times having fun well um we don't have much time

I need to get Corey's opinion on an email we've already answered a few times because I feel like it's important for everybody to chime in on this one. And I just want to see if Corey agrees with Godwin mainly. So, Corey, we got this email from Aaron from Oklahoma and he's in a bit of a situation. There's a girl at work that has a major crush on him. And he likes her too. How could there be a problem? Well, here's the problem.

She's the physical type and likes to show her affection by rough housing. She's playful. I call her playful. And by rough housing, he randomly slugs me in the arm, give a kidney punch at any given moment. And here's the kicker. She's not what you'd call petite. And at times, you could accurately compare her punches to getting hit by a sledgehammer.

What? Is this for real? Oh, 100%. We'll tell you Godwin's advice after we get rid of it. Yeah, we need your advice first. Everybody claims she does it when she likes somebody. From that claim, they must be. soulmates. He's got bruises to prove

his theory. What? And judging, you know, she's anyway, she's a big gal. She's roughing him up. So here's, his question to us was, should I choose love or personal safety please help? This is Aaron from Oklahoma. And we've given

our advice. The word that was coming through my mind with your ring that was run. I feel like he should just run in the opposite direction of that girl. That's scary. So God Godwin's advice. Tell her, Martin.

Godwin's advice was body slamer. That's right. Just give it right back to her? 100%. Body slammer, get her respect, body slammer, you'll be in, you'll have a date, you'll be in love. He might be into it, though.

She might like it. But he likes her. Martin's advice, he said, well, hey, if you take Godwin's advice, he said, don't go at it half-heartedly. You got to go ahead and really body-slammer. Well, hey, when he tried it, So, spoiler alert.

Oh, he tried it? He went to body slammer. And look, and he didn't go whole hog, so he got body slam. And when he grabbed her to try to, she body slam. He went right back at him? Yeah. And so far, they're happily ever asked. Are they still together?

That's only been a few weeks. Well, they've never been together. Oh. So he went for it. Yeah. He got nervous. He got thrown into a statue of ramen at the grocery store. store by her. They work at. That's where they work.

Okay. Okay. And then security came over because they were just wrestling in the grocery store apparently. Thanks to Godwin. But now they're going on a date. Maybe they're perfect for each other. I don't know. You know what? Maybe minivans and mullets is a great

grocery store name. Maybe I missed it on the other deal. Many vans. Because that I mean, get thrown into a stack of ramen. I mean, I don't know. If we ever start minivans and mullets, we'll hire them. Yeah, absolutely. We don't know her name, but she'll do all the heavy lifting. I don't.

He won't. I know her name. Her name is playful. Oh, boy. I just love the fact that Godwin didn't even have things about it. He said body slaylor. That's it. That's his first name, body slather.

At one point, he said, and if that don't work, break off a page of two by four. Slug her with that. I don't know what's going on. Okay, we're not advocating for hitting women on this. No, no. I think Gobble was like kind of in like advocating for self-defense. but at the same time hey man if this works like you're in apparently that's what Paula likes yeah he said sometimes you just got to body slam

them yeah but we don't know my man went in and short-armed it and he got body slammed into the ramen into the ramen I just had to check with Corey it sounds like they're perfect for each other I mean my advice would be run but you know hey there's somebody for everybody I like a woman's perspective on it you know and I like the fact that it was the dead opposite of Gobwin because I was very confused when Godwin said easy one body slammer I was like but but but I've always called Godwin a hopeless romantic so like I mean maybe Godwin understands the the female hey he got more than we give him credit male parlor who Godwin yeah he is the reason we got pedicures that's right he likes he likes pedicure

we all went yeah I don't mind it it was terrible I saw a little video of y'all going but I didn't know Godwin was the one who like that he spearheaded it up I didn't Yeah, mine painted, which was weird to me. Nice. I had pretty feet, though. You really do. I do. Your feet are great.

Really? As opposed to Phil's who, Phil has the world's ugliest feet, I got to say. We put a big picture of Phil's feet up just a few days ago. Yeah, on my cat. My man, Sae. I want to turn off viewers. Si doesn't have like a blemish on his feet. Really?

Yeah, he ain't got a corn. He ain't got a callus. He ain't got nothing. I don't, I guess because he lays down all the time. I don't know. I guess because they don't get overworked. Not really, no. Hey, no, that's one thing you can't ever accuse me of.

I know. But it is fun. It's not overworked. It is. I'm like manager G. Craves on that work. No. You got one more,

you won't close it with a verse. I've already pulled up the verse. Oh, go ahead. Let's do it. Okay. Let's roll. My bad. So anyway, I was thinking about the movie, the blind, and what that's all about.

And it's about, you know, field story that would not have been possible without Jesus Christ. And that verse is kind of an easy one to pick out Revelation 1211. They triumphed over him, talking about Satan, by the blood of the lamb, Jesus Christ, and the word of their testimony. They did not love their lives so much as to shrink from death. So that's, you know, that's what it's all about. And telling people, you know, you tell them the Bible, but you also tell them what God's

done in your own personal life. and we've all got stories, some crazy than others, some worthy of a movie, and Phil Robertson's is worthy of rejoicing. It's worthy of telling because of how powerful it is. So we hope you go see basically his testimony play out in a movie. As always, you're welcome here anytime. I hope next time we have another due purchase to discuss.

I don't know what it'll be. I hope we get breakfast. Maybe it'll be the grand opening of minivans and mullets. But we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.