Duck Call Room - Willie Robertson’s Reaction When Jacob Asked to Marry Bella

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

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All right, welcome back to the duck car room, ladies and gentlemen. We are back. You'll notice that Uncle Sai is not with us today. We're doing a little more conscious effort this year to give the old man a little time off. He works very hard for an 81-year-old retired man. He does. And I call him out of here. He'll be 78 in April.

Is that right, Phillips? Yeah, 78. And guess what he was doing when I called him this morning? Sleeping? That's a good answer. He wouldn't have answered if he was sleeping. Nah. Well, Christine generally answers.

Was he watching gun smoke? Gun smoke. Matt Dillon. That's what he was doing. He said, hold on here. Matt Dillon fend the pistol up. Something like, good grief. Good grief.

I said, Sigh, you've seen it a thousand times. Turn that thing down. No, hey, I talk to you later. Call me back when this is done. You had an exciting show he was watching. I never remember how old Sye is when people ask me, by the way. It's 78. It could be a lot of different ages.

Well, you got that in common with Sye. I just Wikipedia. and see when his birthday is. You see that fly? There's a big dummy fly. It is January. I've seen him in here yesterday. That's reflexes from his morning.

I mean, that is a big, well, this morning wasn't doing him to kill a mosquito. Hey, he may have followed one of y'all. I heard there was a smell in y'all's blind. We weren't in a blind, but. Did you get invited, Philip? Negative. Me neither. It's all right.

Well, I know you had to work. Okay. What about? I like to give you the benefit of the doubt that you're working. I think. Since you recorded with us yesterday, I figured you may have to go in the office today. X-Nay on the office, say. Is the ones no longer employed here?

I guess technically nobody works here, right? No. Yeah, because Jacob's General Vennan, yeah, there you go. We're all just ambassadors. Yeah, at this point, we are, we're contract labor. It's a beautiful thing. It is. 1099, straight 1099.

That's when you grandfathered in. That's a good thing. No, the, yeah, so we're going to give Sy a little more time off going throughout this year. So nothing's wrong with him. He's fine. But we want to keep him fine as long as we possibly can. He's getting excited. He's got a big hunt coming up.

Where are y'all going hunt? This is an Arkansas trip. And so, you know, I don't go duck hunting all the time. So I got to go see Johnny Dee. It's a great business to be in. I said dog licking on you. This dog, I walked in the door today and didn't know who was even going to be here. and this dog comes unglued on me.

Look. Starts growling. It wasn't even barking at me. And this is Bella's dog? Yeah, sure. She was growling at it. I don't know. No, no, it's our dog, yeah.

That's my dog dog dog. And now she's just sniffing around me. He's just trying to find another duck, man. Martin, is it a good dog? She is a good dog. For hunting purpose? She is, what is the word I'm looking for? Dedicated.

No, she's a puppy. How old is? She's two years old. Two years old. So still very much a puppy in the hunting dog world. But I would say she's advanced intermediate for hunting dogs. She gets it. She watches.

She does a great job. She's beautiful. She's little, which is always a big bonus. But she's only had two years experience. So, you know, she'll get there. She's got all the tools to be a great dog. I will say that. She has all the things to be a great duck dog.

She's warmed up to me. clearly. Yeah. And me. It started off poorly. She went with y'all? I'll tell you what I finally noticed, she noticed when that little gun went off, she paid attention. Oh, I guess you were shooting the little gun?

Yeah, I shoot 28. Yeah, I shoot 208. She's finally like, yeah, let me go see what he's up. What about when Jacob shot? Yeah. Jacob did good. No, Jacob did good. Our other cohorts struggled a little bit this more.

Who were you with? John Luke and Clay. Oh, my goodness. One of those makes sense. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. I mean, Clay's got a medical issue going on. Yeah, he got, he, he's,

which one? Did y'all have Vicks, Vagrub, and Mando? And Mando in the blind with y'all? No, y'all leave that boy along. You started it. I didn't say his name, Philip did. I didn't say Clay's name. You described him.

Our backpack looks like he's got some stench. Please tell me that's really. Let me hold that. That says Janice Owen on it. Ooh, pass out. Pass that. Pass that. That's 918 on it.

Give me the 16 number. What's the CV? DC on that thing. Yeah, that's good. That's all you know that three digits. I'm about to buy something. And let me see your passport picture. Let me get in some of that bag.

No, my backpack is a treasure trove of good... You just carry this backpack around every day? You always got to have a backpack on it. No, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with a backpack, but like with your password in there every day. Yeah, what if I lose my wallet? Backpack, back. What are you going to do with a password other than go through the airport?

You can prove it's you. What if they got identified me? I'm saying, do you? Not with that picture. I'm saying, are you looking to get... You should see this picture? What if a plane crashes on top of me? And they're like, who was it?

Oh, here's his passport. I wonder what the odds are that. Pretty low. I've looked into it. Johnny D. was always the guy fearful of mid-air collisions, and then when one happened, it was... Hadn't been on a plane since. Which one is this?

The one in D.C., wasn't it? Somewhere. plane hit another plane. That's a wrap. How many years ago? Or is this this year? Not this year. I don't know.

I ain't getting on no plane, though. No plane. They were like, y'all wanted to go to Disney? world is like as long as you can strap it for 12 hours we're driving man that's tough not blind you sound like a perfect client for mayo tours there you go sound like a guy who needs a bus you need a bus nope oh they're done reproducing you may want to hit up john luke though my whole family was always going to fit in the SUV good call top notch hey they got they got vans like sprinter van brinter van i have always one of one of those uh like a poor wheel drive vans oh yeah

They're cool. You can just drive and sleep in and... You ever seen with them? I have. I just, it stuns me that you would want that. Why? Give us your reasoning. Because it doesn't seem like it would have a big enough bed.

Do you want to travel the world in that? No, I don't want to travel the world. All 50 states? I used to travel a lot. Where would you park? And now I am Bigby. Where would you go? Aside of curiosity, you had a four-wheel drive overland van.

If I'm being honest, where are you going? You go to Jimmy Davis State Park. No, I wouldn't even go that far. If I went that far, I'd go around the quarter and go to... Go to his lakehouse. Stay for free. Yeah, I don't think I'd go anywhere is the thing. You just want it.

I just want it. I mean, I do drive. I got gas about six weeks ago, so I'm in my car a lot, so it needs to be a nice one. Good one. No, I just don't drive. Yeah, you don't go nowhere. You just a honey hole back. And I like me, who's about to get in my truck and drive four.

hours as soon as we're done here. Why would anybody do that? I got to go duck hunting, man. Dude, it's an obsession. Gotta go duck hunting up in Desark, Arkansas. So, yeah, where I'm headed as soon as we get done here. Desartreck. Where's that?

Is it? South of Searcy? Northeast of Stuttgart, yeah. Is it near Jonesboro? South of Jonesboro, probably an hour, hour and a half. It's kind of up there in the middle of nothing. White River, the White River flows through. there. That's always good. I'm still stuck on Johnny D. doesn't fly. I didn't even know that. How

how times do you think you logged hours flying with Willie? That's my question. Oh, well, he got all the statuses you could ever want. That's what I'm saying. How would you turn your back on something after like repeatedly trying to, let's just say, a thousand times? Well, I never liked it. So you were scared for your life every time? No, I wasn't scared for my life, but I was like, boy, I can't wait to be on the ground again. Do you have any funny, turbulent stories? I've got a story that where I shouldn't fly again. Well, the pilot told me we were going down. Really?

Yeah, and the windshield cracked, and I woke so out to tell him. Yeah. Why would you wake him up? Yeah, just let him go in peace. Well, I didn't know. I thought we were going to survive it, you know. And we did. You just made him pee his pants for no reason?

What did he say when you woke him up? He said, what's wrong with that windshield? I said, well. It's not there anymore. That's cracked. I said, and the secondary windshield is still holding up, and we're going to try to drop below 10,000. We may pass out if it bust up,

but then we'll come back below 10,000 feet. We'll be getting consciousness. And he was like, you woke me up to tell me that. Yeah, please. I'm on side side on that one. Philip, let's assume we're on an airplane together and that happened. If I'm asleep, we don't wake you up. What about?

Let me go. You wake me up? Yeah. Just let me go. If we're going down, like if we're going down? Yeah. Worst case scenario, I'll wake up and like, whoa, this is better. Yeah.

That or you wake up. I knew that was you, Peter. No, you wake up and you have only three body parts, you know. Now, that would be a bad. You're suffering. You wake up and you're, you just come out of surgery and you're an ICU. We survived. How did I end up here?

Well, I tried to wake you up. Who is that? You told me not to wake you up. I'm glad Phil told me. At least his passport was on him so we know who he was. See? Whose bag is it? If you'd have been awake, we could have saved your leg.

He smells. No, this is not. I'm not going. The one army's got left smells good. Yeah. He's got some kind of deodorant on it. Oh, well. I don't know how we got here, but I don't like it.

Oh, dude. I don't like you. You and you're flying. Would you ever jump out of a plane? Nope. I would. Like, what do you mean? Just like skydiving?

What other types are there? Well, there's many ways. Like, you're saying for like, as a soldier or like, for fun? Like, I paid somebody to go skydiving or like. Either or? also no yeah also I'm out thank you for your service

I would go sky I would go skydiving yeah I think like like if like friends were like let's go skydiving sure but like I'm not like going out of my way to go if that makes sense

I wouldn't say no I would literally get all new friends I'm not like bucket listing skydiving I guess I would be like you guys I've done a hundred foot free fall before finding new ones how's that possible what is that bungee

I went to Branson Missouri when I was like 14 or something and like they had like the zip line you took a tour bus didn't you? Yeah. Your dad's druggy behind the bus. But like there's zip lines there.

You can go to like a zip line park and you're like zip line. And this one they just. And at the end they said it was like their thing. You can do a hundred foot free fall. So you have like a harness on. You strap. That's not a free fall. That's what they call it.

There's a harness. But it sounds good. I mean, did you do it? Yeah. Oh, great. There's no right time for better health. Nope. There's just right now.

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You wouldn't bungee you? No. Oh, no. I would jump off of something where I landed in a nice body of water. How far, though, distance? Any distance. Oh, really? Yeah.

That's good. That wouldn't hurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, let's say like 20 feet. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That bridge over Darbon, we used to jump off for that thing all the time. Would you jump off?

When it was low. Mm-hmm. Oh. My dad told us all about it that he did it in high school, and so we were like, we're doing it. Then we got in trouble by the police. Yeah, they don't like that. Would you jump off? I see them all the time in Miami.

I remember that time he said? stop me from jumping off that bridge. Would you jump off the train tracks in Munro? Like in Western Road Monroe, Monroe? Yeah, I would do that. Okay. Not there, per se, but I would do that height. Like that height.

Yeah, that height. Yeah. No, the river currents do bad, don't do it. Oh, heck no. I'm not jumping into the Washdale River anymore. I've matured. It needs to be blue water now. Yeah.

What's wrong with that brown water? Because I went to that gau rodeo and saw the things lurking in it. I ain't getting that thing. They'll touch you. They'll eat you. I don't want to be eaten either. What was the biggest car? They pulled some big car out there.

250 pounds. Wow. What did they get it? They shoot it like with a jug. No, that one they caught on Rod and Real. I'm pretty sure they live scoped it. Probably so. And then I do think they ended up with a bow to its head.

That's what I mean, you have to. Yeah. What are you going to do? You ain't going to kill that thing. 300 hounds is crazy. It was huge. The Washaw River has dinosaurs lurking in it. I mean, and we used to ski in that thing.

Mm-mm. That's scary. I've skis in it recently. People still do. I mean, I'm just saying I used to do it last year. I don't want to do it now. Oh, that 200 pounder ain't going to do nothing for you. I'm just saying, they're not coming out of their way to get you.

Oh, but you don't want to collide with one. No. No, that's a good call. That would hurt. That hurt more than a stump. You ain't kidding. Break your gun. I felt them.

Stump. You ran into a stump? Like on a boat? Oh, yeah. Like hitting a, like, like, person. A duck boat. Yeah.

Oh, okay. I'm saying it can hurt if you hit it the wrong way. I don't want to hit anything. I don't want to jump out of no planes. That's fair. That dog scared me to death. I'm a timid creature. I pretty much want to stay in any vehicle I start off in.

I'm not trying to leave it, climb out of it. I wouldn't say I'm like a thrill seeker or nothing like that. And it needs to have four wheels. Four wheels? A minimum of three. If it's two, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out on all two-wheel.

I'm not good on a two-wheel. on a motorcycle I've always crashed Yeah, I absolutely I mean I was good on it But I did crash You had a motorcycle Didn't you? Yeah, that doesn't

The first time I ever Rode a dirt bike That surprises me I ran into a tree That curtailed hair With a gold chain here Never been that It's been downhill from there

Back in the date Back when you had that Jerry curl You had a motorcycle too I've had motorcycles Can we have a picture? You should have been in Strangerth I have shown some pictures Back at the day

Probably who that cat that got ate by the spider. What's his name? A spider? What? I love when rednecks get into shows that we have no business being into. This is the show. Because they say things like, remember that cat got ate by that spider? That was Phil.

And Hunter's over there just dying. And Philip knows, I mean, Hunter knows his name. Hunter's like it was the mine flare. Well, the spider was a mind flare, but what was the cat's name? He's going to save everybody. The lifeguard. Philip. Like season three, man.

No? Yeah. Oh, is that his brother? Yeah. The problem with that stupid show is it took them 18 years to come out with four episodes. Yeah. And then they did what they did. But there's another one coming out, right?

Don't worry, everyone. Is there another one coming? Nobody knows. Hunter, do you know? How do you feel? Is there one being released in tomorrow? Yeah. I hope so.

You need closure? Yeah. What shows that? It turns out it's straight. Stranger Things No, I'm just kidding We can't go there I'm Johnny D

He's like oh I do like girls Jacob, have you not watch Stranger Things? Yeah, I don't watch a lot of TV Oh man That one's actually very entertaining What do you do? What do the kids do these days?

I wouldn't say I'm a normal one Pickleball I'm saying like I go to work He doesn't play as much pickleball anymore No, it's hunting season And he'll pick it back up February What's it like to be married

To Sadie? I mean to back Bella I mean Bella I meant to say Bella But go ahead and give us your opinion on what it would be like to be married. I don't want to find out. I'm way more interested in the other side of that question. Yeah, Christian's going to here to get me.

Yeah. You know, I meant to say Bella. No, you're good. How long y'all been married now? Almost five, so four and a half years. Four and a half? My big ones. It'll be five.

Y'all's wedding was fun, by the way. I had fun. I didn't even know what it was going to be like. I did nothing except got my suit. And showed up. For all the young men listening, that's the smartest thing Jacob's ever said. Stay out of way. Just tell her it's your call.

I'm in. Hey, she's the girl. Her family's paying for it. What I got to do? Show up. Day up. Just let them know what to be there. Everybody's going to park across the street and my parents will shuttle them.

So we're good. Yeah. Hey, that's what happened. That is what happened. Everybody's going to park across the street. Obviously, everyone knows, like, just traditional women's family pays for the wedding. So I just, why would I make a decision? I'm with you.

It doesn't matter to me. The only question I asked about. about our wedding is what time do I need to be there? Well, the first question I answered, will you marry me? Well, that was a good question. Did you ask Willie first before you did? Yeah.

Have we never discussed that? I don't know. I don't remember. What was that like? It was like, I mean, I feel like somewhat nervous, but I was also comfortable because I knew they respected me. Did he call you a butt cut? Yeah, I was about to say he respected you so much.

He's like, what's up, butt cut? Yeah. Tell me what you got on a plate. And then I whipped out a ring and he's like, whoa. He said, Mr. Beckcutt. And then I slicked back in my hair. with some pomade and was like, all right, let me tell you something, boy. I'm a dapper damn man.

Let me tell you. I got to tell you something right now. Oh, that's funny. Now, I sat down with Willie and Corey in his den and just asked him to marry her straight up and told him I would do anything to provide for and keep her safe. And here we are. And asked them if they agreed with that and if they said no, I was still going to do it anyways. I asked what Willie did.

Yeah. Oh, that's funny. But no, it's a very, I mean, I was a very, I mean, I was. I was very respectful. Pretty normal one, huh? Yeah. And they said, yeah, so. Were there any tears?

Me? Just in general. I think Corey, yeah. Dang it, I was hoping he was going to say Willie. He's softy at heart. No, he is. But now, he told me man up. You know what I mean?

No. He spit on the ground. Took another drag off Saggart. Told me to man up. You're next, buddy. All the Sagrant. Oh, man. Oh, that's funny.

Well, no, Mallory DeBella's good. I mean, like you're saying, she works here. I work at General Vintage and then a duck hunt. That's really my life right now. It's just hanging out with her and duck hunting. What a life. You know? Yeah.

Loved it so much working. He got to take her hunting so they could spend time to go. Oh, yeah. She said if you can't beat them, join them. So we've been deer hunting for, I guess, three days. You're more of an afternoon, stir. Oh, yeah. But she said she like she came home from the beach the other day.

and said now that she likes cold weather. Okay. So we're going to a good step in the right direction. She used to say I hate morning. She's like, if you want to go hunting, hate mornings, hate cold weather. I was like, that's a perfect setup for any hunting scenario. Except like turkey hunting or dove hunting. I mean.

I don't like either of those things either. Yeah. Well, you sound like an afternoon hunter. One big dummy fly. Oh, yeah. He's huge. We got a fly in here. He's like going to shadow from the light.

We're going to kill him. I mean, he is gigantic. I mean. You just say the word. and I'm taking them down. There he was, right there. As soon as I get a good eye. This thing is.

He's over my head. Oh, there he is. He landed. If I had a gun right now, I could kill him. He landed on the light. You would also be in danger, though. He looks like. There's two of them.

What? Oh, yeah. It's a double, double crawl, son. Hey, those are blowflies. So I don't let something die in here. No, no. Do you know what he did? That coffee mug yesterday of hot chocolate.

Yeah. Which we got to discuss. Horrible. It was the. grossest, so I had hot chocolate in here a month ago. Was it hot chocolate? Two, three weeks ago. It was hot chocolate. Now it was pure mold. It was green. It was white. It was very thick. And then the flies came out. And he put it up to my face before we started and said, hey, you want some of this? Yeah. And I started gagging. I apologize for leaving that. I was super excited to get out of here for Christmas.

So then, why were you so excited? You saw how he turned that on you? Yeah. Hunter, we never recapt your Christmas. How was Christmas with a girlfriend? Oh, it was amazing. Was it? Yeah. What'd you get her? Um, well, uh, wonderful Christmas. It's never good when they start with a whale.

The first gift was you. Yeah, because that plane ticket was expensive. Ow. Oh. I got a, I got a sack on that one. As, uh, as somebody who has to travel, I get it. Yeah. Um, but I got this, uh, this photo printer for her phone.

So it prints kind of like it. Like a, like a, um, film like a Polaroid type of? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it connects to your phone. Yeah, yeah, that's cool. That's a good gift.

There's a Walgreens app for that. I don't care. I use a website called My Picks, but whatever. There's a lot of them. Not getting it. Kids are into old stuff these days. Vintage, you would say. Some would say it.

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Especially since it's not your mug. So I get up, take the mug, go outside, thought about a few truck beds, said, no, that wouldn't be cool. I'm headed to the dumpster. Hunter's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. And I was like, what? He's like, you're going to throw away the mug? I said, look at it. You can't.

Nothing safe from this ever again. He goes, you just put a little soap in. I like it, I like it, Hunter. You would have cleaned that? Did he save it? It's saved. No, it's in the dump. Oh, it's in the dumpster?

You didn't even recycle you? Whoa. It's a... I grew up poor. We're all about preserving things. I grew up working for Duck Commander, and if you think that's the first bug I've ever thrown away, the people only saw the tea cups.

If you think that's wasted, let me tell you. Martin? It sure felt good, though, mugs in it don't just the sound of them shattering for all the ones that we shipped out that would come back with a broken handle oh man Jesus well at home if you're listening you're like you know my brand need we need a coffee mug for people to drink at a call yeti become a dealer have them engrave your logo do not use a ceramic coffee cup you will lose your rear end on returns and shipping just

trust me especially if you order a whole truck a truck load a Legitimate truckload. Somebody ordered a truckload. Remember the teacup episode? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't the only drinkware that that happened. No, I thought we were talking about mugs, but yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, we are.

We are. They had size face on it and said, hey. And there was a red one that said happy, happy, happy, happy. Yeah, the red one never really took off. Black one did I. That one? There you go. Black one did okay.

The red one did not. I stole this. I just brought it back. Well, just let it a little bit of mold grow into and then take it to Hunter's house, apparently. Like, there is a certain level of tarning. that I'm not coming back from. That was it. I didn't want anybody to catch them.

A skid mark? You coming back from? No. I live with them. I'm saying, are you throwing the underwear away or are you using it again? Like washing them and using it. I did not get any underwear for Christmas by the way and I'm in a bind now. I did.

Hey, I get pissed. I got Amazon what's your address. What's you want? Brittany got back on that Tommy John back. I got on the Tommy John bag. Why is everybody on the Tommy John bag? I got some. I can't wear it.

Here's to Tommyjohn.com slash duck saved you 20%. But Tommy John, holler at us again. We need some new underwear. Give us a holler. I'm in a legitimate, like, bind. So what kind of underwear are you all wearing? Like I'm saying, you wearing boxers, briefs, you know, tidy whiteies.

What's the call? Tommy John, box. I'm a briefs. Straight briefs? No, boxer briefs. Okay. Well, I was about saying you're showing all your legs like that? No.

I don't even want to show my legs underneath my shorts like it. No, my rear hand stay hungry. I can't wear it in. Ooh, yeah. That's why I have body odor. That same reason is why I have body odor. Because they eat your underwear? Because my back end be eating.

Yeah, hunger. That's us boys that got them flatbacks, you know? I'm telling you. Your rear end get hungry. My thighs have never breathed before my life. I've been in Husky since like six. Remember them old school wind tan? That you could rip off before basketball there?

Yeah, but it was like Shistle bridges is what my dad called. I always sounded like I was about starting a forest fire wearing them. The way my thighs touched together. Boom bro. Yeah. Umbro whistlebreeches. I don't know if I had a pair of them.

But you were a stout boy, so nobody picked on you. Oh, husky. Husky, I'm sorry, husky. Yeah, husky, get it right. They're like, here comes the mom. I was like the saddest walk ever, like go to get new jeans for school, and it's like, ooh, I might get some of these. And my mom's like, Husky.

The husky section? I love that side. There was never anybody over there. I know. They always had your size. It didn't like those. It was untapped. It was untapped.

We were gatekeeping. Yeah, man. You slide over there, get anything you want it. There's everything sold out over there. Jacob, do you have a Husky section now in your clothing store? I got all sizes. He's not going by sizes. He's just grabbing stuff, man.

I size it like when I curated it. But yeah, yeah, yeah. He ain't ordering like 1-1-2-2-1. Right, right, right. What's funny is to go back and look at how the sizes have changed over time. Yeah, it is crazy. Like how they tailored fitting on the clothes. Size has changed?

Just. XL ain't always been X-L as we know it. Yeah. Like, it's crazy. Yeah, measurements change over time because the average person's bigger, smaller, however, the brand tailors the clothes for people. It's crazy. Yeah.

It is crazy. I didn't know that. I picked up something that I should have been able to wear and I was like, nope. No chance. You knew it immediately. People were smaller back then. Oh, yeah, that's true. A 2X back then is not a 2X today.

Well, a 2X in Japan's. I mean, like a medium here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't ask me how. And you're wearing one of them weird diapers. What?

If you're a 2X in Japan. Sam, sumo guy, right? Oh, yeah. Hey, you talk about... Stick with me here. You talk about the back end that be eating. Yeah, they're hungry. I'm telling you.

I could do that one. That's the way... That's the way I feel when I go duck hunt. When I get done. Because you're wearing briefs? Well, just because my rear end stay hungry and... And you can't adjust in waiters, really that way. I was a tidy, whitey guy, isn't he?

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yellow... You look like that. Yellow in the front. They're yellow in the front and brown in the back. I've had to stay with him in too many hotels. Hill rooms.

Take care of him. I've seen Synexed a naked more times than I care to it. One of the times we went to the hospital and one of his procedures, you know, the nurse gave him the gown and he got all dressed and he left the slit down the front. I said, I said, Cy, he wore that gown like a coat. Turn that around. He was like, no, hey. I said, no, hey, turn it around. That's not right.

He was like, no, hey, this is right. I can tie it right here. And he went walking to go find the nurse. He left the room like that? He said Merry Christmas. Well, when you're Si, you really need the access to be out the front. He's about to pee a lot. He could fill up some jokes.

I've seen him do that on a plane. Yeah. That tea job was tossed. And there was not soap, Hunter. He threw it away. Because when you pee in something, you chunk it. Hunter, what's worse? Urine or mold?

Probably urine. I wouldn't. So you're talking about for, like, to clean it and use it again? urine is worse? Probably. Than mold? I'll be on the other side probably. I'm not going to...

I'm going to chunk both of them. Yeah, they're both going on in my book. So I'm saying, would you rather drink out of a cleaned mold cup or urine cup? Do I have to choose one? No, I'm just... Going in the dumpster. No, I'm saying that, but what would you choose if you had to? Let's say you're on an island and you find a mold cup or a urine cup and you clean it.

I'm on an island. I've made a mistake already. I'm just saying... My drink wears not your biggest concern. It's just theoretical. Come on now. Once you're on an island, all the rules about. Once you're on an island, just wait a few days in a plastic water bottle going to wash up from somewhere.

You'll be a right. Thank you. And that thing's clean and healthy for you. There might be a sea turtle that met its demise because of it. Yeah, you may be saving people because of straws. You never know. That's too tough to answer. That's a tough one.

What, T, T, T, or mold? Yeah. In your drinkware. Neither. Just don't drink. Well, but you're on an island. That's what I'm saying. There's more.

But the water's salt water. Ain't y'all ever seen Tom Hanks? Yeah. How did he get water in the, oh, the leaf. Coconut's and the leaves. Yeah. What's his name? What's the guy's name, the little thing he drew on,

Wilson? Wilson. There you go. I thought, for something about Willie. This is Dennis, who didn't wait long enough if you ask me. We're moving on in. Is it his fault or hell of not? I don't really know.

I don't like either of them. It felt dirty, didn't it? It didn't feel right. We were waiting for the reunion. Never. happened. Never happened. But that chick he delivers the package, too. I mean. Yeah, he was happy. And now he's

somewhere with 11, you know, three waterfalls and a hunter. All the stranger things references. I was actually laughing because the dog would, would, uh, yeah, the dog keeps poking up behind all. It's poking its head in between y'all. It's happened like 14. She just got up. Martin, did you figure your watch out yet? I can see it from here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I spent a little time researching last night. We have

severely cut down on the notification. The Martin got a new watch yesterday. They have matching watches. No. Was that what you were talking about sleep score this morning? What was your sleep score? 61. Oh, man, you got to do better.

So is that like I had non-restorative sleep for my five hours and 40 minutes that I sleep. I am going to be interested to see my sleep score during duck season versus. I got an 83. Shorter than ideal, but restorative. Bella has that ring. She has the ring? Yeah, the o'er ring. Oh, yeah, Brittany got one.

And she said her sleep score is always 90. Oh, yeah, that girl can sleep. We need to slap one on Si. Oh, yeah. I'd love to know his sleep score. How are we going to get a wearable device on Cy? Christine. But he's going to, it's either got to go a wrist, a ring.

We can put it in his Vicks vapor rub. That's not, that's ingested. That's a different kind of score. That's going to be ingested. Would Sai wear a bracelet? Yeah. Yeah. I think he'd wear it.

It doesn't wear any jewelry. Not all the time. Is there a necklace? You got to wear it when you sleep. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking.

And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Tritels beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. and you never really know where that beef comes from,

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Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Yeah, I started off the morning with like almost like 7,000 steps or something this morning. Look, you got. Look, Martin's in. That duck hunt. I always wondered how much I did. Like, because we rarely hunt during a duck blind, in a duck blind, especially this time of year.

Like, it's always going after them. It's always, it's one of those deals you felt active, but you never really knew. Now you know. And then I got one of these things and now I know. So what kind of watches this? This is a garmin here. Martin's in the club. I'm so excited.

I liked having an Apple watch. I've already burned 2,800 calories today. You can eat whatever you want. That's a whole pizza. You seem fired up about that. I love it. You should start a Facebook group for Garmin watch users. Apparently, my resting heart rate is 61 beats per minute.

Is that good? Yeah. That's real good. Yeah, 61, that's healthy. Yeah, perfect. Look at you. Look at you. Healthy as a horse.

Look at it. It's healthy right there. And you didn't even have to go to the doctor. Healthy as a horse head. And you know what time it is. Oh, excuse me. My sleep score was 63. That's good.

Quality fair, non-restorative. Yeah, you didn't get enough. Yeah, you got to get that restorative. It's real bossy about the sleep. Yeah. Well, it chastised. What level is restored?

Then I'll see you about February 5th because I... You've got to know this stuff. You got all the diagnostics. I've never slept enough to know that. What's your highest score? Actually, probably today at 83. 83. You stay...

What's your average? You stay up later than most, though. Yeah. Don't you be playing the game? No, no. What? Leave me alone. I knew it.

I got a 51 night. Golly. No. I don't know how to read this one. I'll tell you, there'd be some. I was a Fitbit guy back in the day. Oh, that was New Year's Eve. That shouldn't count.

For what? I only got a 51 because Carter made me stay up till midnight and then he woke me up at 6 a.m. Because the boy doesn't sleep. I wonder what a score would be for like three hours. Not much. Because I've done it. Like this year, so I just wonder what. the score would be.

Now y'all got me wanting to getting in on the score game. It's a fun game. You can tell your steps. I'm not going to tell you where, but Academy Sports and Outdoors. Yeah, you know. Did you like your Apple Watch? Yeah, I was saying I like it, but I didn't like that it had notifications for my phone. Like, I don't want to be always, like, looking at all.

Martin got 42 notifications yesterday while we were talking. 17 of them were from Johnny D going alert, alert. I like the health aspect. Like, I like where you can see your steps and stuff like that. I like that in the time, obviously. but I didn't like how Apple Watch you can have your phone. Yeah, and you can add the activity of hunting style. Yeah, exactly.

Don't run that. Don't run that back. I still kept text messages for what I'm hunting, but. I just sent him alert. But I cut down on, I was getting weird. Like, I don't even get Amazon notifications on my phone, but somehow it was going to my watch.

Is that linked to your phone? Yeah. Oh, yeah. So can you answer this and talk on it if you need to tell you? I think so. Johnny Deacon. I cannot. There is a price difference.

I'd say his looks like, it's a little nicer over here. That's like the 17 Pro Max, and that's like, you know, 10 or 6S. Yeah. I just mean digital watch. That thing got a flat screen on it, and this one just looks like a normal watt. This one is probably, but it does have GPS, so it's probably a little bit better than a Fitbit. One's a Rolex. Friends with all of our listeners and see who can get the most steps.

Yeah, you can start a group, like what they call it, Strava, is the running app what I'm talking about? I will go at you people with some stuff. That would be fun. Yeah, we can have a duck call room, Garman friends. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. That'd be fun. So I just text it like.

I kicked the dog. Sorry, dog. Garman. Hologna. He takes it like 6 a.m. like 25,000 steps already today. What are you going to get? I will get on my jump rope and see you guys later.

You'd be like Toopapa. When two papa was on like a 10,000 steps a day kick, he would be walking around the living room like 90 laps. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to get done it. I've watched him. It's a family trait. Yeah. I can't stand.

and maybe other people are like this. If you've got something, if there is a bar that it's increasing with something, I've got to finish the bar. Yeah, that's fair. I can't live with knowing that I didn't do it. For some reason, mine lies a goal of only like 8,200 steps or something.

It could be your average. Yeah. You know what I mean? It actually just reads what you need to do and tells you. Oh, okay. I'm telling you, the doctors and the watch people and the GPS and the scientists all got together

and did some crazy stuff. Yeah. My favorite deal is like, It's got legal shooting time. Really? It tells you legal. It calls it sunrise. You can do it math easily.

So, like, this morning, sunrise 710, so I know it's 640, but it's right there. Right. It is. You don't have to do anything else. Yeah, it is there. Like, I look down and I'm like, yeah, we're good to get. And for a duck hunter, that's a big deal. No, definitely.

When you change two, three, four miles, that's something that's a minute. Sunrise here with 711. There's somebody from Garden Grove, California called me right now. Shout out Garden Grove. Apparently I answered it. Whoops. Apparently you can't answer it. We're doing a call.

We're doing call-ins today. You get a lot of new information when you get that. Whoops. I hit the wrong buttons. I still haven't figured out where all the buttons are yet. Yeah, that's fair. No, I've only had it a day and a half, so it's good. Oh, it's that fresh.

He's in. Yeah. Well, I'm a Casio G-shock guy from way back. G-shocks were the thing. They'll love them. I'm going to send my other one back for warranty, I hope. But we'll see what. happens.

This is cool. I mean, this is, I don't, I didn't love sleeping in it. I gotta be. I'm not, I'm used to just taking my watching my ring off.

Do you sleep naked? You take your ring off? I mean, that seemed like a very, personal. I'm just saying, if you can sleep in boxes, you can sleep in a watch.

I mean, I have. I've slept naked. I do. Whoa. I don't like it. Really? I like it.

No, you wake up and you, you feel naked. Because you are. Yeah, I don't hate that. I like it. Yeah.

But during, hunting season, I probably shouldn't sleep negative because I never know where I'm spending the night. Yeah, you got to get used to some boxers or something. Yeah. Yeah. Like if I slept negative night when I wake up in the morning, that's going to be a weird deal because there's going to be five other guys there. So, Johnny, me, do you think. How are y'all doing? You take your watches off when you go to sleep at night. So you keep it on. All of them? I keep everything on. What do you mean? You sleeping all your clothes? A ring. It's got watches. I wear a socks to bed.

Do you really? That's criminal. That's criminal. That's criminal. I'm not going to say. Lock them up. My wife does. Sox? Yeah. Allison sleeps and socks. Yeah. It's like Allison and people like as old as Joe Biden are the only people I know that

sleep and stuff. I feel like going to sleep, it's like a refreshing thing. You take your socks off. You know what I mean? Oh, I'm the weird guy who only sleeps with a sheet, though. I hate a comforter. I like a seat. But I sleep hot.

It doesn't matter. I'm just, I get hot when I sleep. And now you'll have way more information about your- About why I sleep. Why you were sleeping that way. You'll know your heart rate through the night. Yeah. Every once while you'll see that you had a bad dream

because your heart rate will be crazy. Really? Yeah. We've got to get one of these things on Sye. Yeah. I need to know. The more and more we figure out. Like, what if we actually figure out

that Sye burns more calories sleeping? Oh, yeah. Which is not 500 pounds. Yeah. And when he's awake, do you know, you're so hard. Calories burns sleeping is? Yeah.

What is it? I mean, I don't know right now. Way more than you would think. No, I know. Like that little resting, the active versus. as inactive calories burned is weird. Yeah, we all burn an average amount of calories without doing anything.

Yeah, it's crazy. Interesting. You're way more than me on the day. What's that? I'm going to get you tonight. Calories burn. Oh, yeah, because I'm about to go sit. I'm about to go sit in my truck for four hours, yeah, so you should.

They call me too. I've been stuck behind a desk all morning, order a boat sheets. You get the shin and you just start doing the Jericho walk around shin building. You just start hitting laps on it. Yeah, I'm going to, yeah, I mean, I got, I got, four hours of windshield time. So if you don't catch me, shame on you. I'm okay.

I'm okay. I'm okay. Well, it's my daughter's birthday though, so I got to go out to eat. Oh, happy to Friday. Oh, go to skate. Yeah. That does sound fun.

Go to skate. You get crazy stuff. You burn a lot of calories skating even though there's wheels. Well, yeah, because you're trying to stand up. Yeah. And you're nervous is crap, so your heart rate's out the roof. Yeah. Like these people are all going to see me fall.

Yeah. Oh, you be thinking that? Look at that dog. Yeah, because I'm the only adult out there every time. You don't know how to skate? I know how to skate. Why are you scared you going to fall? Back in the day.

Because I'm the only adult out there. They're going to take you out. Have you been to a skate rink lately? Not in five years. Exactly. When you go next time, you're going to be like, well,

everyone's under 10 except for one dad. Do you do the limbo? And it's me. No, I don't do the limbo. I feel like you would do that with them. You blade's, man. Yeah, we got to pay up for the blades.

It's an extra dollar for crying out. Yeah, what do you mean? I don't think. I don't think my can't think my ankle to handle blades. I'm not doing the blades. But last time I went to a birthday party. What do you mean?

Why not? I don't know. No, you were like a professional skater though, weren't you? Oh, that was roller skates. I didn't use the blades. But you were like, man, I was pretty. Did you have your own personal? You looked like the guy's sped.

I was pretty grovey at the skate. If you had a Jerry curl and a gold chain, you were at the skateboard. Do you have some, what, bell bottoms do? Oh, yeah. A little shirt cut down to your chest, so your chest hair coming out? C3. He's just trying to size up your closet so you can go raided. Oh, I'm just trying to see.

what he was doing. Yeah, he's just interested in your estate whenever that day comes. I'm over here plotting on your dad. I'm plotting on your dad. He was getting specific. He was like $40, $80. Who's inheriting your state? What's your will? What was I need to talk to? How did Phillips sleep? Let's check, get him in the farming group. Find out. He's going down. Documenting scientific evidence. No, but one time I went to a birthday party for a kid. I don't even know. I knew there was a story behind this. The birthday party was. And my middle son was like, dad, come skate. And I was like, no, the other dads are skating. Then I was like, fine, I'll do it.

And I was kind of the big goofball out there skating. Did you break the sealed? Anybody else followed you? No. No. All the time. Only adult skater was me. What was that?

And I kind of felt silly. How old were the kids? I'm guessing eight, seven. You got attacked by them? No, no. I smoked them in racing. Ready, set, go. And I was, and so I kind of felt silly, but then we were leaving.

Ben's looked at me and said, Dad, you were the only dad cool enough to get out there and skate. And I was like, dead guvett i'm gonna have to look stupid for the rest of my life yeah there you go now when we go back i'm like we're skating boys that's awesome though but you gotta wear two socks it hurts the ankles i don't got ankles there's definitely athlete's foot in those blades yeah that too for sure that might be worse than urine cups yeah double socks when was last time you skate it's hey and if you i skate it's worse yeah your ankles when was last time you skated couldn't it hurt you a killer on some oh that's not a requirement that's just a suggestion the two socks you got to

any video? It is a requirement that I'm suggesting. I'm suggesting it be a requirement. We actually was a breakdancing team, and we were on the Miss Louisiana pageant. No way. Yeah. Is there a own video evidence? It was 1985.

Look it up. You can't find it. Oh, buddy, have you asked the wrong guy? Have you asked? 1985, that's here I was born. Were you the captain? Oh, Philip. No.

You're old, man. Philip, how old are you? 1985, Louisiana, Sagint Breakdance Skater. So you have some moves in there, huh? I got the move. I found the whole pageant on YouTube already. Uh-oh. That is.

Actually, I. Oh, my goodness. What's the time stand? For like 20 seconds and let Johnny D scrub this thing until we hit break dancers. Oh, we got to see. Oh, my God. I need to say something before we. There's Bill Cosby in a Coke commercial.

Nice. Nice. Hey, that's back before. Never mind. The swimsuits. So much more modest, by the way. Howard's. Oh, that's crazy.

My grandpa's store has a commercial in my life. Yeah. Sick. Yeah. Throwback, throwback. I love that. There's a lady doing ventriloquism. That's not creepy or anything.

Really? I hope she lost. She got a dummy. The chick play and the harps got a good chance at winning. Just from scrubbing. Until you see Philip. Do you remember her? What was your, no.

What was your breakdance squad called? Did you break dance skate on this stage? The Siberian. Barriers. No way, really? The Siberian breakers. I mean, that could be like an electrical company.

Oh, man, here's an ad for Piccadilly. I want to go home and watch this just for all the commercials. Who is in this group with you? How many of y'all? I don't know if you remember Kevin McIntosh and Darren DeMoss. McIntosh was in it?

Yeah, old Macintosh. He could do it. Old Big Mac. Y'all has some. Dang. Pappal was paying out some big money for these. He's in every commercial.

So it was just guys. Was Jace there? No, Jace ain't no dancer. I'm going to be honest with you. I've kind of searched the full two hours and I have not seen anybody on skates. So now I feel like you're making this. Oh, it was break.

It was a break dancing. Were you part of the talent competition? No, they were probably just like intermission. Yeah. Oh. They were the commercial. Yeah. Okay, so when it went to commercial,

the people there got to see you and we had to see Piccadilly commercials. That's probably right. When size birthday, we can hire the Siberian, whatever. It was $1.80. They're all 50 years old. That's fine. That's even better.

I'd pay more. Hey, we'll come to do this. We'll come to this. Hold on. The only thing they're breaking now is it. It was $2.79 for a two piece, two sides, and a roll. That's what I'm talking about, guys. 1985 was legit.

Amen, buddy. I never got to see it. Greatest year around. I might tend to agree. I only got to see four months of it. It had to be awesome. I wasn't a thought I don't remember it

but maybe 80s which is cool your dad's my age I think Mm-hmm And also these women are all in swimsuits on stage You don't feel like you got to cover up your kids' eyes My grandma used to

You gotta go back to the 80s Do y'all have any grandmalls That used to Sharpie in like cleavage If there was any cleavage or anything? What did you just say? Sharpie Ann? So like if someone said I don't know that answer to that answer to that question

So my grandma if you would send her a picture And she thought it wasn't modest enough, she would sharpie in what she thought was not modest and still put it up. Gotcha. In the house. Yeah. So like a view? She would edit it. I'm saying whatever she thought wasn't modest enough, she would Sharpie edit it and still put it up.

Granny started with Photoshop. Granny got a sharper. So she'd be like, oh, this is old Susie. I had to fix her up. Yeah, that would have been Sharpie. Bravo to Grandma, by the way. Yeah. I'm for it.

Not Grandma's cleavis. That's weird. I didn't know what? I thought she was like Sharpie in her own clothes. It's not weird. it's just low. Yeah, I just mean,

while I'm talking about my grandma comes up on the Garmin watch they have. Yeah, what's the deal here? Like, my heart's racing now. My heart rates through the roof

because I keep expecting all of a sudden I get up for it. Philip McMillan to come skate by all these chicks and one-piece swimsuits. I hope they come. I hope they come back

and it's like cart and Philip off. Yeah. He got out there and broke something in the middle of. He's a neck race on my. Oh, man. This is fabulous. Siberian tweakers.

It could have been 84. If you find it on 84, I'm not going to let you show it, though. Why? I'm going to be like, don't show it. Come on, the Siberian tweakers. All right. What a break dance? Y'all are a breakdance team?

How many times did y'all perform? A lot. Did you get paid? No, but somebody got paid. Oh. What do you mean? Somebody got me? I mean, we were.

You all were kind of like being trafficked. Yeah. We were being abused. I need legal representation. Siberian what? Siberian. We can get you an attorney. Do you want to pursue this?

Why? Siberia in Louisiana. I didn't make it up. Who was a ringleader? I was just, his name was Felix. That's all I know. Did you have to try out?

Yes. You did? Yes. So what backed you into this? So me and some guys from our junior high school went and tried out for this breakdance and thing. But did you have any background? Like,

We just, we knew how to dance. And you like to dance. We learned how to dance. And you like to dance. And you like, we all played sports. And so yeah. I know a lot of you. This one of them deals where you like pulled a tab off and called the number.

No. This like the devans say free candy. Like, Hey, Philip, there's this break dance group. We got to try out. Yes. But back in the day, I mean, we would all, I mean, we would all. We would all dance at the, you know, junior high dances and everything.

Where the guys usually don't dance, but we would break down. Oh, but y'all would. Yeah. And we were awesome. would. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I've never been to a middle-sule dance.

I'm out on break dancing. I tried to do a front roll last night for Waylon. Why? Okay. Huh? Why would I try to do a front roll? Because Jackson was doing it, and Whalen was getting frustrated.

He couldn't. The things we do for our children. I showed him, dad still could, and dad's left shoulder was like, yeah, you may still can, but that doesn't mean you should. You hurt your shoulder?

Yeah, my left arm, yeah. Yeah, it's been better, but it'd be right. Better day. I think they put you in commercials in 1984 too, bro. That's probably, yeah. You have any home? Are you sure that's the place you were dancing?

I'm positive. It was hit the Monroe Civic Center. Unbelievable. Well, get us out of here, Jaddy, D. Let's go home. I got to hit the road. I'm looking for a break dancer, and you want me to just pull a Bible verse up in this very moment?

Yeah. Is there anything to do with break dancing? Please do not throw a Sharpie on my computer. All right. Let's go. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. First Timothy.

Is this one dancing? No. Dancing the streets of gold, baby. Let's go. Now the computer froze. And this is not one I have memorized by any means because I've just heard it for the first time right now. Oh, there you go. First Timothy two, chapter, chapter two.

First Timothy two, the computer froze. I don't know what to do right now. Okay. First Timothy two nine. You should watch. want the women to dress modestly in decency and propriety adorning themselves not all crazy like there you go oh wow don't wear skippy swimsuit good one is it the women in january okay well we'll see y'all next time right here when we get dressed like you're in 1985