Duck Call Room - Willie’s Sons-in-Law Tell the Truth Behind Their On-Screen Rivalry

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

Sadie and Bella’s husbands, Christian and Jacob, go behind the scenes of their real-life rivalry on “Duck Dynasty: The Revival”—from arm wrestling and building furniture to who’s got the wilder childhood stories. Uncle Si weighs in on their parenting potential, family planning failures, and what it was like raising kids in the good old days when you could pee outside without the neighbors calling the cops. Christian and Jacob relive their three-day pregnancy simulation showdown, while Martin happily fans the flames of their bickering and one-upmanship. Duck Call Room episode #461 is sponsored by: https://buyraycon.com/duck — Get 15% off Raycon's best-selling Everyday Earbuds! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $740 a year when using all the app’s premium features! https://puretalk.com/duck — Support veterans by switching to America’s wireless company for as little as $25 per month today! https://donewithdebt.com — Start building the life you deserve and talk with one of their strategists today. It’s FREE! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. Look, as we promised, we have the duck boys. I mean, for lack of a better term, right? Duck boys, boys, slowly turning into men. Boys, two men. ABC, B, V, D. The East Coast family. Ju-Bass Santa.

Yeah. Did you actually make a promise to someone, or was that just? No, yeah, we did. Everybody wanted to know where y'all were, and we said, we'll get in here and let them discuss. us their rivalry. Is that the right word? They're competitive nature.

Competitive nature with one another. Which is healthy sometimes. Yep. Some companionship. There you go. So who's better? At what? At what?

Just not better in general. Better human? Yeah, we got a... Better human? What do you talk? Here we go. We're going to end up an arm wrestling matchboard. I'm just...

I am better at arm wrestling. I would probably give them that. I mean, I tore my UCL, so I don't really want to test that theory. We could do left arm. You tore it in both arms? No, but I would say the other one, probably not as good as his. Do you see the pythons he's got? No, he's got some guns.

Jakey, that's so sweet. Flattery will get you everywhere, right? So, no, y'all are pretty competitive. It's shone through on Doug Dynasty, the revival thus far. So, you know, this past week, what y'all, who was better pregnant? Like, who was a better pregnant person? I think Christian was better, like, you know, being a woman. And I think I had better pain tolerance.

No, I was not better at being a woman. I was better at having the belly on me. Hey, you can say that. How many times did you wear the bladder part of it, huh? The whole time. That is such a lie. You did not wear the bladder part. Hey.

See, it's perfect. You just wind. No, there's an empathy belly. And the bladder part, it sits down on your lower. Wait a minute, what's it called? An empathy belly. Empathy belly. You ever warm one in that stone?

No. You wouldn't like it. I would not wear that under any circumstance. Well, let me tell you something. There'd be a couple circumstances. I was ringed into this because of his comment on the situation. They just thought it would be a good idea that I do this with him. So I was his robin and he was Batman.

What comment? What are we talking about? I'm always going to be Batman. Oh, wow. Hey, you can be Batman in this situation every day. No, my comment, it was a little tongue and cheek, you know, that pregnancy was, you know, maybe not the hardest thing, which I was kind of making a joke about it. But, yeah, we took it and ran with it, and then I look up and... What did you say?

What did you say? What did you say? I think what he's getting. I'm not repeating myself. In a joking fashion that was taken somewhat serious, he said pregnancy is not that hard. I was playing basketball. We were playing basketball. Yeah, yeah.

And I put the basketball in my belly. And I was like, I could still make this shot with this in there. And then that's what led to the competition. So this was based off of just saying that basketball is not as hard pregnant. My point was that I could still make this shot if I was pregnant. And then somehow that I got twisted to pregnancy not being difficult, which led to the empathy bellies. Which is a total Robertson move to take something you said and totally twisted to where you're the bad. guy.

So, right, welcome to the family. They call that spin. Yeah. They'll put that Robertson spin on it and turn you into the bad guy. Yeah, spin the narrative. Because it's never their fault. I learned my lesson, though. I learned my lesson.

It was, uh, we're going to have to own that one for a while. So was there a winner? Did y'all determine a winner? I think you really determined a winner. I think the end goal was just to be like, yeah, pregnancy's hard, which I never thought it wasn't hard. Well, the empathy bellies. God knew what he was doing when he made me.

The empathy bellies get their name from, you're supposed to develop empathy while wearing it. That's where the term comes from. And I gained empathy. I've been deemed as non-epathetic, which I disagree with. But I have learned my lesson after wearing this for a continuous three days. If Jesus was in the grave for three days,

I can wear an empathy belt. You know what may be empathetic from a very young age, a leather belt. Oh, yeah. I had my fair share of those. Uh-oh. You got that used on you, huh? Quite a bit.

Wow. Why'd a bit. My parents had a bag of tools to use for me, so it wasn't just the leather. Those were necessary. You were last in line, right? So they had all the tricks. I imagine an extension cord was somewhere in the bag. Growing up in Balkanville, you got your tail tore up.

Oh, yeah. Extension cord. Yeah. Hey. Oh, my goodness gracious. It's laudy-beamie. Yeah, the meos are royalty in Balkanville. I'm telling you.

Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They have quite the reputation. Yeah. And the footprint, too. Oh, yeah. But being around their offspring, you know, they did a pretty good job.

All things considered. All things considered. You grow up in Balkanville and you have all your teeth, you know? And y'all just trying to get out. They bump you up real fast out. Well, you're trying to get out, man. You can look at Balkanville's one or two ways. Stay in or get out.

You're in or get out, curate. You do a ribbon cutting when you walk in. walk across railroad tracks. Did you even actually live in Balkamville? Yeah, for a little while. Yeah. Yeah. I was there probably every day, I mean, until I was like 12, like all the time.

I mean, I was at my parents, my dad's shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean physical residence, yeah. And we're right here, you know, the Duck Commander warehouse is the gateway. That's right. Gateway to Balkenville. Yeah, right here. Gateway drug.

33 South. You ever get used to the smell being done there all time? I'm telling you, it's like a home-sent Yankee candle. You know, Godwin used to work at that paper mill. Yep. And every time we drive by it, he'd say, smells like money. Mm-hmm. He don't know more.

He just says it stinks now. Yeah. You know, I get it. My dad worked there for 30 years. If you talk to my dad right now, I mean, and y'all agree with this, you all understand, back in the day, the paper mill was like one of the best jobs you can have in this town. It still is. It still is.

I'm saying, but like back then before there was all these new. jobs and all these things. It was like paper mill paid good and everybody lived by the paper mail. And it was the only thing that really kept this town going. Exactly. To be fair. There was nothing here other than the paper mill. And it'd be sad to see what would actually happen if it shut down too. Yeah. There's still a lot that depends directly on that paper. Yeah, it's a lot of jobs. And the folks at work there. Yeah. That's part of being a meal town. We ain't got no steel mill. We don't know that. But we do no paper. We know the smell of paper. It's quite the smell. Yeah. It's got to. What did you think?

about coming from Niceville, Florida. You rolled up in here? The paper mills definitely, it's definitely got a smell. You mean there's no paper mill in Niceville, Florida? Not that I'm aware of, no. No, every time I've been to 30A, I ain't ever seen one. None that I can think of. Yeah.

But the amount of false accusations for farting in the car I've gotten from the paper mill that's been. Yeah, I've never been to 30A. I'm not in that tax bracket. I actually spoke at the one church on 38 down there not long ago. That was the first time I've been there in quite some time. I go to the Redneck Riviera. Yeah, you stop short.

Yeah. My boy goes to Biloxi. And there with that... Galveston. And there with that dirty water is. Yeah. That brown. I tell you, you get that water in your nose.

You won't have no kind of COVID, no cancer, no nothing. Nope. Sanitary. Instant immunity. Oh, man. But it's Charles Buckles said, them people think they at the beach. What do he say? The pelicans, y'all go into Galveston.

Y'all go, they ain't going to Disney. Y'all going to Galveston. All right. Oh, man. Well, we, uh, so how's it been so far? Like, just your, you know, obviously we have a little more TV experience, opening yourself up to the public. What, what's your, what's your thoughts on and how, how we're feeling on the comments? Because, you know, the internet, people on the internet are really nice.

Oh, yeah. Like, even the people in the comments of this, they're, that most of the time, they're just very kind. They're never rude. I ever, we just wanted someone to just affirm my lifestyle. I was just going to look at the comments and everything. Yeah. Just figure out. Have you read them yet?

Just one encouragement. I've read some of them. I read one. I'm just like, is this really worth it? Yeah. I can't. I can't read anything.

It just depends. Sometimes I do. Sometimes I don't. That's the best thing to do is just not even read them. Yeah. I mean, look, there's a lot of good people. Sure. That love the family that make a lot of uplifting comments.

Sure. And you have the few that are just there to, or the pot, as they say. Oh, yeah, I read them all. Do you? Yeah, because I like people that are funny. And when you're mean and funny, I think it's hilarious. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Some of them I tip my hat to. I'm like, okay, that was a good one. That's a good, that's a solid one. But most people are just irrationally angry for some reason and think of a comment on the internet is going to change anything. Yeah, the irrational anger ones are kind of just. Yeah, I like the clever, witty ones that are still throwing shade. Those are the ones that I love.

I'm like, uh-oh. Oh, he's back, boys. All right, boys, I'm going to the beach. Uh-oh. Stone said he's out. Silas is walking in the building, y'all. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up.

You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Tritale's beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Cy Robertson, would say, Bye on the grill!

Look, before we got Tritale, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritails beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Triedales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while.

Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your ranch. door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and

the flavor are fantastic. So, if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Trial's beef. I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat either, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash

that's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. You know, all the things. But now, uh-oh. What was it? Oh, that was your beep. Okay.

I didn't know if that was life. That was life alert. That was life alert. I didn't know what done having. I was looking over and make sure Silas is with us. I heard that beat. Oh, man.

No, man. But y'all are, so Duck Boy train and Duck. Yeah, what's it like? I mean, you all, well, Jacob grew up a little more hunting and fishing per se than I think than you Christian. So how is it? How is it being thrown into this family whose whole life basically was centered around the outdoors and when you didn't have a lot of exposure to it necessarily? I'm just interested. Yeah, no. Yeah, definitely did not have a

ton of exposure to it growing up. My mom's dad's a big hunter, but yes, we'd go out occasionally. So I had a, you know, had a way into it early on and always loved it and wanted to do it, but just didn't have much, you know, time outside of that. And the place, you know, we played baseball competitive growing up and then there just wasn't a ton of time to go do a bunch of hunting stuff and didn't know, you know, the right people in that, in that aspect. So yeah, I just really spent the summers at my mom's dad's camp and then we would, you know, we'd shoot the 22 and we'd do some fishing and stuff like that. But it's definitely been immersed in the different culture for sure.

Well, yeah, North Florida, not necessarily a target-rich environment like this place. It's not the best, not the best environment for. It's getting better now. I saw Johnny D post a video last night of a bear on a bar beach. Johnny D. was like, this is so wild. I was like, why, they live there. It's not like, and he's like, bears live at the beach.

It was running through a condo being built or something. I guess he was laying out the architectural plan. lands. Yeah. No, but they've been through a series of training events that, uh, that's going to end up helping them along their way of becoming a true blue redneck. From boys to me. Boys.

Boys and men. I'll say this, though, growing up hunting and deer hunting and duck hunting and just all the sorts, squirrel hunting with my pap ball and stuff, I don't care who you are and who you've hunted with. I think it's always an interesting deal to get into like a family's tradition of what they do. learning their culture of how they do things because everybody hunts different everybody has different ways of going about themselves and so i think it's just super fun to like learn the way that you all do it and you know just get to you know put myself in those shoes and walk along and do that it's a whole

different atmosphere so yeah well their their end goal is to be a corner man oh everybody wants to be on the end of a duck everybody wants to be on the corner yeah but what the realization of it all is you don't get that corner until whoever's on that corner go on to be with the Almighty. Mm-hmm. I was just like this year, when Si got in there, and I said, where are you want me? He said, get down there in Phil's chair.

I was like, uh-uh. That's Phil's still here. He ain't here this morning, but that's his chair. I said, I brought my own. If you get in that chair. And I sat beside Phil's chair, but I didn't sit in his chair. If you get in that corner, you better perform. Yeah, that's a, that's, you're on an island, man.

If you're on the end of a duck blind, you're on an island and you better. Yes, you go, you're going to play. Oh. Oh, you're going to. won't pay for it all right old jace down there boy you ought to be a horse whitt letting that dollar to get out of here yeah but no it's they're they're making big strides well that's good especially when it comes to land management that's good yeah you killed the first turkey ever down there yeah hunting is easy yeah getting ready for hunting is not easy that's the key well it's now

the water's dropping so that's about to get that's about to get ramped up quickly the good news is it's not hot yet though so it was yeah that's a good call heat advisory yeah the rain the rain left here and then here come the heat buddy it'll be hot till Halloween yeah at least Halloween yeah that's just that's the telltale Halloween always is yeah and we generally get a bunch of mallards right there around Halloween every year for the next three months is when it's all going down oh yeah so be prepared we which i may have us a new project too by the way if y'all want to undertake it it could be fun um A 64-foot pontoon boat? Hmm.

For what? That'll just be the pontoons. Don't for them. A wine? 64-foot. 64-foot. 64-foot, Sigh. A 64-foot duck blind.

What do you think? Well, we had three foot together there one time that could sleep eight men. Yeah, you could do that one in this one. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's. All the day was a carton. We can add that to this one. We can add it.

This blind that side. talking about was three-sided. You had a shooting porch on the north side, the south side, and the east side. West side, yeah. So, some was always at you back. Yep. When, no matter which way the wind was blowing, you could hunt that blind. The lake blind.

Yeah, it was right now. The original lake blind. And that was the only blind we hunted. We didn't hunt anywhere else, which we might ought to go back to that. Yeah, it was a lot simpler then. It was a lot simpler. Leave the decoys out. Yeah, life was a lot simple.

No decisions. You didn't chase them every day. He just got on whichever end of the blind the wind work for. That's right. Well, one thing most people miss. Uh-oh. He's back, boys. He got his oxygen.

For what Jacob was talking about, okay, it's like you said, the next three months is when all of it really gets, you know, you need to be involved in that. Right. Oh, you got to earn your key. Okay. Because, well, you just, once you're involved in it and help do it, plant, like help, plant the duck food you're going to have the ducks eat, brush the blind that you're going to hunt out of, then you appreciate it more.

Right. Okay, because you've been from the start of this operation to the fun part of the operation, is when you're in the blind, call them in, get them backpedaling, and then you just wear them out. All that works. I enjoy getting ready. stimulates.

Oh, yeah. You enjoy it. You especially enjoy it now, though, right? Oh, yeah. Don't get me wrong. Where you said on your couch. What I said, Si has paid his dude.

Oh, yeah. He's been out there. You know, and then look, it's a, you know, you just feel better if you're part of it. Because otherwise, if you don't get involved in it, you're an outsider. I love Cy being on the side. That's how you become, you ask me what time, Christian.

How do you do? You become part of the guys then. Yeah. If you're sharing the workload and all the sweat and, you know, waiting and whatever, fix it, doing, whatever, you know, you've become part of the gang. Yeah. You know, you're not an outsider.

You're one of the guys. Yeah. That's it. You got to put in the work, boys. Oh, yeah. That's some wisdom. What's your time, yeah. They got him over.

He's just sitting there. He's in his prime. He's sitting over thinking. Well, I can tell he still had something spinning in their eyes. Hey, I always look and, you know, when I'm out preaching to people, by God, that Jesus, okay. And they always leave me with this one stupid little phrase, which I hate. Well, I just can't see this, you know, supreme being you're talking about. And I said, guys, I can't go anywhere that I, you know, good grief.

everything he's done, everything you see. You know, you need the human being needs to ask himself a couple simple questions. Number one, where did all this beauty come from? Number two, to go on the other side, contrast it, where did all this evil come from? Well, hey, the answer is very simple. God, everything he does is beautiful, okay, and then you're talking about where the evil come from, everything, that would be the Satan himself. the devil.

So would you call me beautiful? So, hey, number one, when I tell you about Jesus, and then you tell me you can't see him, well, wait a minute, yeah, you do. You see the beauty, okay, so that's Jesus. Okay, and, hey, on the other end, you see the evil? Would that be Satan and devil himself?

You can see that. If you can see that, you need to, hey, hopefully your brain cells are firing, and then you'll say, oh, I said that in there, didn't I, Mr. Robertson? Yes, you did. Because by what you can see,

you know, okay, there's two supreme being, really only one. The devil ain't a supreme being. God Almighty is. Okay, but he's a very dangerous adversary. There you go. And you better thank the Almighty

that he is there, okay, could control all this mess. There you go. Well, you want to leave that chair and come get in one of these? Come getting this chair. Yeah, come on. Come on.

Come on, old man. I'll translate all that. Come on, old man. I'm going to take the old lady too. I'll translate that to the duck boy version. If you're not a part of the process, you're the devil. If you're part of the process,

you're seeing God. You don't have to switch out, Mike. I'll get on this one. Yeah. Hey, drive that sucker, sir. Well, hey, I just got a new perspective, boys. Actually sitting over there and watching what was done here. Yeah.

A little good, didn't we? Yeah, you all did. I guarantee. Hey, you really did. I think you broke the towel on Jeff and Jessica's counter yesterday when we were there. Well, I don't care. Hey, they gave it prepared. Send him to bill.

Send him to bill. I probably won't pay it, but you can send it to make you feel better. They can send you to bill and you'll somehow get Willie to pay it. That's your move. Man, build a $20,000 fence. make Willie pay for it. Look, how was his mistake? Hey, he shouldn't have left you with a checkbook, should he?

That's right. All right, so now to size is in here. I need to know more about the chicken coop, too. Did you teach these boys how to become chicken rancher? I tried to. Huh? He ragged us. They were not the best.

They were not what you would call a carpenter. He said, are you? No. We were getting carpentry lessons from a non-carpenter. The Robertson family. Now, we've been well, I better live it back up. Tommy was. Yeah.

Tommy was a builder. He was a perfectionist. Yeah, well, he worked with a professional carpenter when he was young. Yeah. So he was a builder. Yeah. He was the one that engineered the feet of putting that duck blind in the top of the tallest cypherstree in and the bee break. Yeah.

Well, Tommy, like a lot like my dad. if they built it, it was going to make it to the resurrection. Yeah, they built it. It was built to stay. It's like Mike Owens. Anything Mac Owen is built, it's still there, trust me. Yeah, most of them floating duck blinds down at fields, Mac built. Yeah, that's awesome.

Yeah, so they're still. And they're comfortable. Right. And replace the floors. All the stuff filled built, it ain't comfortable. Oh, yeah. Well, most of them. It's good to hunt ducks out of there, but it wasn't comfortable.

Yeah, and it's rag-tag, too. Yeah, it's torn down. And nothing was plumbed. No square. Yeah, if you saw anything I built, it'll make it, but it'll rag tag and it ain't going to be comfortable. That's why Bella builds all the stuff at your house. I guess so. You said that on the last one.

Hey, whatever y'all want to say, we can roll with it. The instruction manual, Christian, are you the one? Who builds at your house? Me. You do? You put it together. What did you build at your house? I've built plenty of things in my house.

I'm saying like what? I built. Tables? Yeah, tables for the kids. Come on now. Oh, my bad. Let's shout out Tonka trucks. and done their instructions.

Talk of trucks. What are you talking about? On the toy package. What are we talking about, kid tables? No, I went through industrial arts class. I built so many things in the house. I enjoyed it.

Yeah, I built some Legos. It gave me a 67-step instruction with my kids. Let's rewind this podcast, and you said that you're the better person. I said I said that. Yeah, just making sure. Just making sure. No, no, we had a kid in high school.

Okay. In an industrial arts class, he started out. building a 14-foot boat. You know what he ended up with when he finished? How well? An ashtray. An ashtray.

An ashtray. I'm serious. I'm serious. Oh. No. The chicken coop was fun, but no offense to Uncle Si, you were not the best overseer, yeah, general contractor.

Yeah, Cy ain't ever been a great teacher. I mean, just to be fair. You haven't, you know, and that's fine. because he would just rather knock you out of the way and do it himself. And I'm a lot of the same way. I don't think he's knocking it out to do him himself. Not anymore. Yeah, yeah.

No, those days ago. It is gone with the wind. Number one, I couldn't knock anybody out anyway. Yeah. Y'all didn't know him in his prime. Yeah, y'all didn't know him in his prime. Y'all never picked him up offside of the Leanding Road because his car broke down again. Oh, yeah.

You know, that old man be to tote and that tea jug and that glass walking to work. He had to be there. He wasn't going to walk home. He was going to work. So, you know, but I had to all follow his trail when he had that old Bronco. It would leave him somewhere about every other week. And there was. Had a short in it.

Yeah, had a little wire. I had a little war on issue. It shocked you every now and then when you got into it. You get in a step around, bough. Yeah. Anybody ever give you a crazy look on the side of the road? Oh, yeah. Walking down.

Yeah. Why don't you get rid of that piece of junk is what they always said. They said, did they ever say, what if I had enough money, I would. But, hey, I got to go with what I had forward to. Is that a little balkamite right there? No, not to him. He looked like the normal one out there. Oh, he did?

And Luna? What are you talking about, man? You never know what you're going to see when you had down 34. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I've seen many of creatures. I've seen some weird stuff. I'm telling you.

Matter of fact, went duck hunting one morning, coming around a curve on Leanding Road. And I looked and I thought it was a garbage bag. So it's in my lane. you know, in the middle of the road. So I, he'd slow down and get on the other side, and I go around as I'm going, I get even with it, and go back, oh, you know, I thought to myself, I said, surely that wasn't a body.

So I go on down the field's layer, you know, where we meet the duck hunt, you know, so I get under you, you know, I'm waiting, everybody else's up. Stone and Jayce drives up, and Stone got out, and he said, oh man did you run over that guy in the road I said what

he said yeah man jace just woke a guy I said I thought that might be a body when I went around it he said I thought when I saw it he said I thought you'd just kill somebody a living person in a trash bag no no hey no he was laying this is 430 a M was he alive yeah he was in a trash bag he looked like he a trash bag he had whatever he had

on him. Sometimes you just got wear a trash back to work. But anyway, Jace, damn God, Jace got out with his pistol,

y'all. Well, my friend, yelled at him, and the guy moved, y'all, he was stoned out of his mind, so they called the cops.

You know, and the cops said, well, y'all going to wait on us, and Jay said, no, we're going to duck up. Yeah. He'll be laying here in the middle of the road.

He ain't going far. He ain't going far. I guess this was two years ago. I just got done hunting in the evening coming back, and they did find somebody dead on their only

landing road Like in the woods, yeah. Really? Uh-huh. Well, it ain't no wonder because, yo, when I come around a curve down there, I slow down. Hey. Because, hey, there's many times I've come around a curve. Cars in my lane.

I'm telling you. You swear about the way. You know, inside line. Right. Whoa, dude. I ain't going to lie. Best thing ever happened out there was them clear cut it. No, no.

Because that way you can see around the curve. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was, you know, it's dangerous. Before that,

you had to go about 20 miles an hour on that road to avoid head-on collisions. There ain't no doubt about that. Well, I was definitely in

defense mode. Yeah. Yeah, that's where you learn how to defensively drive. Oh, yeah. If you go down there, you better be on defense

because, hey, it ain't no telling what you're going to see. That's a rare side. One time, and a truck and trailer was in the middle of the road. No light,

though. And both people in it had black clothes on. So you couldn't say nothing. Yeah. They were, ooh-hoo! Adlib.

Hey, push it, you hit, push it out of the badgum middle of the road. Grief. He really locked them up on that. I'm telling you. Oh,

hey. Those breaks hard. Oh, man. Well, when you run 50 miles a hour, and you come around, well, you got to shut her down.

Ain't no doubt. Well, look, Christian, And y'all got, what, baby number three coming? What, pretty quick, huh? Yeah, less than 50 days. Less than 50 days. And is that, we're going to take a pause or we're going to keep going? Where are we at?

Taking a pause, but, uh. Because y'all been on a pretty steady every two-year point in here. It's based on the past. I don't know if you can say you're going to take a pause. Well, this last one was a surprise for sure. It was a shock. Yeah, it was really excited. Quite the shot.

Really excited. He called to tell me. He was excited. I got there. I was, uh, A little, yeah, at first. But I know I'm excited now. Yeah, it'll be a family of five, which is awesome.

Don't know the gender yet. But we'll see. Yeah, we'll see here soon. That's interesting. Actually, sorry, we do know the gender yet, but those listening don't know the gender. Yeah, they don't know. Good call. We'll wait to find out.

It'll be, it'll be fun. It's a fun story on how we all find out. So we're not going to spoil that for anybody. Quite the story. So that's going to be, and honey is what, four? Yeah, four. You're going to have three. under four, you got four, two, and zero.

That'll be, yeah, well, in two years, we'll have you back. We'll talk about number four, right? I mean, y'all just seem to be pretty consistent. It's a consistent timing. A couple more years. I can highly recommend a good urologist should you choose. So far, I've been a year and a half free. I'm just saying.

I start limping anytime I think about that. Oh, it ain't too bad. Lengths. So I had one look. America's uncle had one. We all got vasectaries up in here. You hang out around in here. You end up with a vasectomy.

That's all I'm going to tell you. Don't let Johnny D. Come walking through that door. Now Stone will, you know, say that's dumb. Now Stone's, Stone's anti. Mm-hmm. And Gobbin, too, but, you know,

I mean, whatever. You know, I wonder how old Gobind is doing. We need to run back him. Now that, do y'all know that Godwin's having twin grandchildren? Yeah, I heard about that, actually. That's awesome. Yeah, that is awesome. Yeah, good for him, good for her.

I'm going to be there for them, whenever. And we do ask you to pray for Johanna. Yeah, everything is still going good. She's had a lot of trouble in that area. Yeah. So, hey, I send up a prayer to the Almighty daily. Amen, buddy. Just to remind him.

Yeah. Okay, because he's got a lot on his plate. Yeah. Oh, man. But that, I just couldn't imagine another one. Good luck, man. Good luck with y'all. I just kidding them.

That's four-time zone defense. Hey, good thing there's no way out. No, no. I do like zone defense. You're talking about the twins. That's like having your quachope. Oh, but not now, man. It's actually, the hard part I think of twins is kind of behind us.

Because now they're, they're fun. Yeah, but it's got to be a shock. It is. When you're seeing the ultrasound and you're looking and you see one face and then another one pops up. You see two. Well, when you find out both arms, you hurt and not just one.

No. Well, it's a real big shock whenever it's the second ultrasound because the first time you're like, you know, with us, we had twins all in our families or whatever and we were like, ha, ha, we beat it. The kid was good at hide-and-seek, boy. And they said there's two wieners.

Yeah. No, they just said there's two kids. We didn't find out two wieners until we told there was a boy and a girl. So after that. So, yeah, ours was weird. Everything and ours changed. I finally just quit going. I said, you know what?

I'll see y'all. I'll see y'all when it's time to have. kind of a deal. It's one of them kind of deal. But no, man, I just, yeah, I think about the third one. I'm like, whoop. But they say when you have three, you might as well have ten.

I mean, that's what they say. I mean, that's what they say. I'm not them. My uncle Stacy told me one time, he said, have as many as you possibly can. Because he said, when you get my age, you'll wish you did. Really?

That's what he told me one time. How old was he when he said that? He's probably 50. Yeah, he's lying to you. I don't think he's lying. Hey, he's got, He's got four or five, four? Wow.

No, we'll keep, yeah, I think we'll keep going. Keep going, just not in the two-year rotation. This is what you do, though. No two-year rotation. By the time they have their fifth, you know, honey'd be old enough to babysit, so then it's just good. Oh, you don't bump them up too by the time they have their... Well, if he's on this road, I mean, might as well.

Let's talk realistic here. Y'all both, you and Mark both are in the time now that the kids are fun. Oh, mine are a blast. They're a blast to watch it. When do they turn bad? Yeah. Well, the twos, terrible twos and threes. Okay.

Ah, but that's not bad. Like, they're terrible. It depends on the kid. Well, I think I know why they're called terrible because you can't reason with them. They don't have yet the ability to reason and logic. But I wouldn't call what they do bad. They're just, they're trying to figure it out. I mean, it does get annoying.

Hey. But it's like, I mean, I mean, yeah, they're just trying to figure life out. And then once they get to like four, I mean, everybody says, like, once you get to four, they're a completely different person. Yeah, but I just love what they could come up with. Oh, they're talking their own freaking language right now. They say it's nothing.

Sometimes they'll just say something and you just go, whoa, wait a bit, you know. No, they are weird. They're weird in the fact that we got on my tractor and a forklift. to ride on, and they won't do nothing but push it. Yeah. They won't get in it. Yeah, won't ride it. They will not get in it.

They just pushing it. And I'm like, well, you're going to need to learn that skill at some point too. They're just trying to show you something. You will be stuck at some point because you're a young redneck, so you will be stuck at some point. So learning how to push is a good skill to have. Good start. But they just, I don't know why they won't get in it. It just, it boggles my mind.

Is it like a, like a, like a, just a ride on. They just learned how to walk, you know, not too long. They're just trying to exercise it. But as much as they play with trucks and watch trucks and tractors, that's there. Especially if you got one bigger enough that you can ride. Yeah, it makes all the noises and the other thing. But they don't even go that way. No, Jackson.

Yeah, you know, Havon is four, Havens two. Haven's a way better driver than Honey is. We have all the carts and seven. Honey's all, Haven's like, she'll get like this and she's just. She looks where she's going. Yeah, she knows what she's doing. But Honey's still just, she can't really do it. Yeah.

Jackson is a one. Oh, there, that's a gate, fellow. Yep. Yeah. Well, that's how ours are. Wayland actually looks where he's going, and Jackson's only worried about what's behind him for some reason. So he's got bruises all over his head.

He runs into doors and door frame. He could care less about where he's going. He's like, I knock that out the way. I just make sure ain't nobody coming behind me. I don't know. It's the wildest thing, man. But it's a lot of fun. It's way more fun now than it was.

So, oh, man, y'all about to be in that sleepless stage for a minute. it, but it won't be too bad. I mean, third times of charned. Yeah, y'all got to figure it out. But at this point, on three, you're a pro by now. Like, you could take care of Hunter if you needed to. Yeah. And that's saying something.

For real. You need help, Hunter? You want Baba? They burp you? You need to be burped, hunter? Crap. Hey, I caught you sleeping over there, so I'm paying attention. I'm getting you involved in this.

I am paying attention. Yeah, calm down. Do wipe or wet wipe? Yeah. So what's next? What's next for everybody? We're about to have a little break in filming. So, were y'all going on a trip?

Anybody go? Are y'all going anywhere? We're going to see my family for the fourth. Okay. And then, yeah, then we're just waiting for the babies. Then nest. Then bring back nesting season. We're going.

The Florida. Florida. Florida. You won't go? You love the sun and the sand. No, I'll pass. Why, you love the sun and sand. Yeah.

Don't you? I think I've seen Sye and shorts one time in my life. Have you? I don't think I've ever seen you in a short. I've seen once. One time. I don't like shorts. I went to the Bahamas with this man.

He was in shorts the first day. And that's it. Then I was burned up the rest of the hand. He got so, some, I've never seen. No shirt. Shorts and no shirt.

He was fine up top, but he didn't put any sunscreen on his legs. It didn't do no good. That was the most painful thing. The feet are the worst. You know, I had my legs burnt and then Stone. You know, Stone had some kind of stomach problem.

Oh, goodness. He had the worst. He was down and just yelled, yeah. It was a trip to hell, what it was. Yeah. Hey, felt like it outside. But the problem is, I would sleep till noon every day. He'd sleep till noon, no kidding.

We'd all come back, and it's nighttime getting ready to go to bed. Well, Sa just getting cranked up. Yeah. Because he slept till noon, so he won't play dominoes all night. And the domino table was above. About one or two o'clock. Right above the room, me and Brittany were staying in, so Sa'I just banging dominoes all night.

down there just like, would you please stop? Like, I just, can you not slam the dominoes? That's what, hey, have you talked, y'all know how to play dominoes? I do. Yeah, y'all gonna have to, you have to get in with soccer. I would rather play poker with side. You can win a lot more money, but you'll laugh way more playing dominoes with it. I don't know.

We have a good time playing poker. They have a good time. They have a good time playing poker. I hear all about it all the time. Oh, yeah. Ask your dad. That's what I'm saying. He didn't do for a good time tonight.

Did you? I've done all right. Did you? You finally? No, I lost money. But that's all right. It's just how much money you love. Yeah.

If you could take your wife to the movies and eat out, that's $200 right there. But you got a night of poker. You didn't have to listen to Christine. So, you know. Well, no, I'll lose enough to her. Hey, look, that woman just, she couldn't believe it when I said, yes she just ordered some blinds oh for your house yeah to the tune of 18,000 what what yeah all right we go see your CPA for a house you can put axles under

hey well I'm just telling you hey that's what it's no can these blinds make you blind I mean no no no they're yeah they're the blackout they're the blackout yeah you need a little privacy when you're giggling. Just close them. That's why I sit in the house naked all the time. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Y'all getting ready.

Y'all getting ready. No, that's why my wife tells me. She said, marry and you was the best thing I ever done. She said, I'm still laughing. There you go. Hey, there you go. Hey, keep them joyful. Look, yeah.

Keep them laughing, boys. Keep them laughing. That's all you got to do. Keep them laughing and keep them fed, right? Well, give them the checkbook. Give them the checkbook. Keep him laughing, keep them fed, and give him that shot. Oh, hey, if it wasn't.

Sadie got any weird pregnancy craving food-wise? Not really. We have this ice maker at our house, and she'll just be full squatting, waiting for the new pieces to fall. So, I don't know if it's a weird craving. It's kind of just a weird thing. It's a weird picture.

Yeah. I've got that couple of pictures. Pregnant squatting. I've been there. That's so irritated. I have to wait until you hear them. You've been there, too, pregnant squatting? Well, no.

No, waiting on the ice. Waiting on the ice. I didn't know. I mean, I was just picking up. That's really about it. She had weird cravings the first two of them. She's been a little uncomfortable today with her condition. Condition.

That ain't a disease, right? No, no, because I feel sorry for her. She's infected for life. When she saw me, they got it, she busted out like it. I said, I could have it. I'm sorry. I'm going to tell her next time I see her, I heard you have a condition. How did y'all's weekend babysitting girl?

That was great. It was? I mean, kind of. It was a blast. What do you mean? Kind of. I mean. Jacob is a good, he's good with kids.

Well, I know you've got a problem with their house. Should you address that now? There's no ceiling fans in this house. Uh-oh. Just crank the thing down. Hey, I've got an idea for you. Hey, you can build some kids, trucks, and whatever tables you're talking about, build, go in there and put a ceiling fan in there. I would.

I had a feeling I had a ceiling fan I'll pay you I'll buy your ceiling fan It makes Sadie's eyes water She won't let me Eyes water In the gas room

When is Sadie sleeping in the gas room Because you don't know who is Your boy And it's hot Hey just crank that air down Especially when honey Putting her feet under me And kicking me off the bed

I'm sweating I can't even let out It's hot Because you get a fan Sealing fan Because it's hot I'll just buy one of those Little mini Blizzard fans

Hey, you're going to give a Mr. Cool. So if you go stay at Sadie and Christians, B-Y-O-F, bring your own fan. Bring you a box man. Bring you something. You got a second to guess. I'll buy you a fan when you're about to go over there. I'll buy you a fan. You don't even need a sauna just go in a guest room. I buy you a few.

Yeah, that guest room does kind of get up. Hey, bring you a swimsuit. I'm sweating. I was over. Do you have a pool? No. No. You're going to need it.

Yeah. I was over at Will and Corey's the other night. Jacob was just like, why aren't you going to make? He said it's so hot. there. I just don't want to go. It's that it feels so good in this house. I don't want to go over there. There's no ceiling. Well, also, honey. I'm like 68 in our house. I just, there's no ceiling fan. And also it doesn't help when the four-year-old's taken up 70% of the bed and Bella's got the other 20% and I'm sitting there

just like. Oh, they both sleeping like crime scene photos. Well, yeah, Bella will sleep sideways and then Honey put her feet and her hands at one point under my back. And I was, just like, what are you doing? And so I ended up on the couch last night. I just said, forget this. Yeah, I'm going on the couch. I thought you were fixing. She got bored and is playing the drums on your back.

No, when she gets bored, she just starts tooting. That's what she does. She a toot her? She has a condition. Yeah. She'll go, my stomach hurts and then go, you know, I think you need to go to the bathroom, darling. Hey, get away with it while you can, right?

They're at the age while it's still. Oh, she's so much. fun. Why they're still cute and everything. That's like Jackson got some looks this morning at swim lessons because he was butt-necked in the lady's yard peeing in the grass. Hey, do it while you can. Everybody's laughing.

So when I was a kid, this is when I moved into a neighborhood. It's a funny story. I'd never lived in a neighborhood before this. And obviously I grew up in Balkanville. Yeah, she used to pee off the porch. Yeah, I used to pee off the porch. Well, I never heard of a cul-de-sac. Didn't know what a drain was.

Well, I found out. out and I had my pants down peeing in the drain, meet my new neighbors at seven years old, and they got to see the whole package. There you go. Were they in prayer? You were peeing outside in a drain at seven years old? I grew up different.

That's what I did. I'm sorry. That's like a, that's a problem. I'm just saying it. You can ask them today, the March Bank. I scarred Mr. March Banks. I'm telling you. I got a whipping when I got home, which wasn't that far.

I just had to walk back inside. I hate to say it. I live in a stuff. I live in the subdivision down the other night. Oh, boy. After we got done doing what we were doing over at Willing Cors, it's about 1230. So I wasn't expecting anybody come driving in our cul-de-sac. Yeah.

I said, well, I don't want to make any noise when I go in pee, wait Britney up. So I was just peeing in the yard there, and I said, and here comes somebody. I'm telling you. Here comes headlap. I said, Lord, have mercy. When I was younger, I'd have rushed and zipped up, you know, at this age. I was like, what are you going to do, call the police on that? I didn't rush and zip up.

I just said, hey. wave my hand on my winner I was like hey with a finger on your right at least you didn't use both hands I guess I didn't I was still aiming okay still making sure it got in the train

I was just doing it right there in the grass I didn't even wait it I was like it's 12 30 in the morning I think me and my brother and sister were the biggest menace to that neighborhood that it's ever seen another funny story too

this is like the same week of us moving in there we were playing football in my friend's yard and my dad got It's a dirt bike when we're at our old house. So I learned how to ride a dirt bike when I was like three years old, four years old. Mm-hmm.

And, well, we're playing. And we were also jank. We'd already broke off the helmets. You ever seen in a dirt bike helmet with the visor? Oh, yeah. We already broke them off. So we already looked extra jank because we didn't have no visor on there. And we were playing football.

And my brother and sister are riding piggyback on each other. We're playing football. Come and run. They're like waving at us, run into these people's mailbox, knock it over, get back on it, and drive off. And I'm sitting there in the yard playing with my friends and they're like,

do you know who that is? I'm like, no, I don't know. Never say that. I don't know. I don't know. I did, act like I did not know those people at all.

And then my parents had ended up buying these people a new mailbox that we barely knew. And that's just like one of the craziest things in the time. Christian, you know, ever do anything like that? Not that I can't.

I got a lot of stupid stories of doing stuff for my brother and sister. Oh, what a good news is, hopefully this podcast keeps going for a while and you can tell the rest of them at some other point but we're going we're going to wrap it up for now do anybody um we always close with a with a bible verse anybody got one

on top of their tongue on the tip of their tongue anything christian you let me take you want to do you want to do four eight because for people that don't know maybe you're new here we have picked up a lot of subscribers here of like christian also has a podcast uh called the four eight men podcast right Am I saying that right? Yep. All right. So, I mean, if you want to do 4-8, go ahead and do that. Because we have picked up a lot in the past little bit.

So there may be people that didn't even know that that was out there. Yeah. And I just wrapped up my third workout devotional. There you go. Put out. And then I got one of them put on the Bible app now, which is exciting. Well, look at that. Check it out on U-Vers.

The James study is now on U-VERS. So yeah, I'll read first in the 4-8. For while bodily training is of some value. Guideliness is of value in every way as it holds proper. promise for the present life and also for the life to come. Motley training. It's of some value, but godliness is of every value. So train yourself spiritually.

You can apply that to everything. You can apply that to everything. You can apply it to duck hunting. You can do it. All of it. It doesn't matter. Or whatever you want. But hey, guys, appreciate y'all sitting down with us.

Thanks for having us. Sy, thanks for finally joining us. I appreciate you. I like you over here. You can stay if you want. We like subbing you in from the sideline. Yeah. Ain't no big deal.

Yeah. All right. Well, we'll see y'all. I enjoyed being on the sidelines because I got to watch y'all at work. There you go. And you're actually pretty good. Hey. You ain't so bad yourself, old man.

I was impressed, boy. Well, good. Let's wrap this thing up. We'll see y'all next time right here on the duck call room. We're out.