Duck Call Room - You Can't Spell Saint or Sinner Without Si

Episode Date: June 17, 2021

Uncle Si is spitting fire about stupid humans on the road — including himself. But first, Si is giddy with delight over one whale of a story. Phillip and Si receive medallions from the Choctaw tribal chief, but Si's doesn't stay on his neck for long. Si laughs harder than you've ever seen when Martin explains why Native Americans love Si so much. Phillip shares something you might not know about Si and his fans. Martin meets Deion Sanders and has a cool surprise for Si. And Si may surprise you when JD gets the boys to weigh in on how they take their coffee. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

But anyway, back to the cool thing. I just got to know one thing before you get started. What? I'm way better to look at them, Phil. Right? Negative, sir. Oh, you're talking about Robertson? Yeah.

Yeah, sure. Would you rather stare across at me or your brother? I'm scared of you. No, I'll take you. Yeah, I'm talking about. Okay, you're good. I was going to give it one of them. But since he put it that way, yeah, I'll take you.

And I smell good. That's true. I was just going to say, you smell good. You're an improvement in that area. Okay. Now, Matt, back to the cool thing. What's in your call, sir? I just think this is so cool.

Look, we had a fan call in and asked a question, okay, about. They called it. What? Yeah. What? I wasn't on the call or was it on the machine there, J.D. They left us a message. Was it on the Google thing here?

It was on the Google thing here. It was on the Google thing. My man from Michigan. He sent in a thing about the sturgeon. He sent it like three times. No, I don't want to hear the sturgeon. Oh, it don't matter. He was talking fish.

My man Thomas. My man Thomas. Thomas asked the question about, okay, what swallowed Jonah? Now, hey, here's the cool part. Here's the cool part. The question was asked by a, in my humble opinion, and I'm in that too by a stupid human being. Okay. And, hey, Thomas, I ain't calling you stupid, okay?

I'm just, that's a phrase I'm going to use, okay? He's calling. His opinion is stupid. That's what I was going to clarify. He's calling us all stupid. But anyway. Which is fine, because I agree. He asked the question, what swallowed Jonah, okay?

My opinion was a whale. Well, guess what? You know, the Almighty looked down and chuckled. And guess what? Hey, he sent a whale, a big humpback quail to a guy was catching lobsters. He had already called a hundred. Okay. And guess what?

Then, you know, the guy up. on the boat is watching the guy's bubbles. He's got a tank on. He's deep-seated out of it, catching a colopster. Well, the bubbles disappear. And then there's a big bunch of bubbles come up. And then a big humpback comes up and shakes his head. Okay?

Because the diver below, he had done swallowed him. And the diver was beating on the side of this whale inside him. And so he comes up and spits him back out. that's mine here the story of Jonah okay so I just thought it was so cool that a human being asked a question and he got chuckled and said

I've done wrote it in my book for you but here it is again here you go here we go get you some of this here's a reminder hit it one more time in case you missed the first time if you missed the first time

I'll remind you of first importance I got a question for you how did you know that story because you really just stole the whole fifth segment of this show. Well, we'll start it at one. I'm glad we started like here. I just thought it was so cool.

Where did you see it though? Because you don't have the machine, as you call it. Me and my cohort over there, my handler, went to Mississippi for an event. Oh, and they were all telling you about it? And my buddy, Mark Brewster, was with us, okay? And he's over and we're sitting somewhere and he starts laughing. I said, what's so funny?

He said, what I'm looking at? he said a whale just swore the man and then he comes back up and he's shaking his head and he said you know spitz him back out yeah and i said i've read that story somewhere you know the difference between me and that old boy what is when i told this story i'd have told him i was wearing like a rappala shirt or a boo-yard shirt or something and they'd have thought he thought that whale thought i was a topwater bait and that way i could get sponsored by him like how do y'all call the whale and just dope pop to you? Yeah, just I was swimming like he is.

I was doing a little plopping around. Oh, no, no. You brought that up. I was, I was watching surfers. Okay. Okay. And then guess what? Yeah.

Something I ate him? Yeah. Look, so they went back and they took a guy with a tank on and they get under a surfer, okay? And he's got these fins on. Uh-huh. Well, guess what he looks like? A seal. A seal.

And guess what, hit that, yeah. Got it. Sharks like seals. I think that's from a movie. Well, whatever it was, it was for real because, hey, one of them come up and dope party, just like a top water bay. Oh, I love it. And look, all you see left is a swirl, boys.

It's like a, oh, uh, I can't take the guy name. He sings the song, Jonah. How about don't look, asshole? Oh, Ray Stephen. Ray Stevens. Too late. too late he's got a free shot boys that's the street hey that's short yeah here he comes and he ain't wearing nothing but a smile well i'm glad to see sye have one heck of a weekend

oh yeah i was fired up about this joan and it was a great event then batteries is charged what was your event because i was out of town too well where were you uh-oh it was mark bruce philadelphia mississippi oh yeah philadelphia mississippi where the golden moon casino is. With the chock tall. Chalktow Indian. And speaking that, the chief, Cyrus Ben,

okay, he's the chief of the Choctaw Nation. And you gave us one. He's wearing it. What is that? Because I showed it to my woman. Is that their version of Marty Girl?

No. No. It's a serious necklace that they made. You only get that. Yeah. You only get that from the chief here. Oh, okay. They sell some other ones in the store.

It ain't from the chief. But it ain't from the chief. And hey, when people saw these medallions, they were like, you all been seen, have y'all been to the chief? And so I was like, yeah, that's right. And, hey, if you turn it over, he signed it. Okay.

Okay. And not on that, hey, I brought it home. I had it on. My wife says, ooh, that's beautiful. You know, well, hey, it went from her neck, I mean, my neck to her neck. And it was like the honeymoon all over it. And that's all she wrote.

Yeah, and hey, I ain't getting it back, okay. It's hers. He got to earn. She said, come and take it, big boy. So, hey, Chief, that's right. Chief, I appreciate. My wife loved it. Oh, that's awesome.

I still have my deal. Remember when we did the Seminole deal, they gave us those necklaces with a cross that they had hand-beated the cross, but the deal was made out of bone, like some kind of bone. I still have that thing hanging from the mirror of my truck. I was just saying, if you go out and look at my truck, mine's hanging right there on the backup mirror. Yeah.

Tell them about the drum. that Chief Cyrus showed us. Yeah. You know, I'm looking nosy, okay, and I'm dangerous. It was like when I was on the, with Mark the auctioneer, and I walked in his place and picked something up, and there was a piece of junk and just disintegrated in my hands and then hit the floor and busted.

Well, I'm in his office, and there's all kind of neat stuff. You know, one of them is a drum, so I just pick up the drumsticks and, well, he says, hold it. He gets on the, No, no, no, I'm a noise maker, boys. Yeah, he gets on the phone. A guy comes in and he says, hey, here's the keys to my car, go get the drum that my cousin made me.

So look, he brings this beautiful drum in there and he tells how they do it, okay? You've got to make it out of black tuplow wood. Okay. And the way you got to find out about it is, okay, you've got to go into woods and you sit down and listen. and what you're waiting to here is is a woodpecker going oh like a pilliated woodpecker yeah yeah yeah he's eating bugs out of hey and you've got to know from the sound of it yeah that's a black tuplow tree that that woodpecker's on so now let me go find him

and then I can cut that tree down and all the wood is out of black tuplano yeah so this is the neatest thing they kill a deer okay I'm in They use the hide on the top of his back because it's the thickest. Mm-hmm. Okay. To make the drum, they, you know, cure it, okay, get all the hair off, stretch it. And they make it, the drum is round, okay. And then they make a real thin where you can bend it.

Okay. And they make a wraparound deal that will barely fit over that. They put the hide over it and then push it down with that wood that they've bent. Mm-hmm. Look, then they have rope all the way around it, okay, and it's crisscrossed. And on the crisscross, they got piece of deer hide, okay? And if you move it up or down, you can actually tune this drum to whatever, if you want it real bassy and soft, you can make that.

Or if you want it just bha, bong, loud, you can put it up real tight. So I just looked at that, I said, that's so cool. this is handmade for crying out loud. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. So he's got to get with the chief because I want them to make me one. Did you ask them to make you a string of bells?

No, no, no, but I am. He's going to tell the chief I'll pay for it, okay, because I want one of them drums. It's handmade. It costs about three grand, and I'll pay for it. That's awesome. I want one because, hey, it was so cool. He was showing me and hitting different, you know, beats. man you can tune this thing to sound like anything

John David I'm going to send you some pictures of that so you can but it's awesome okay it really is you're fired up well I am because I'm one 16th Cherokee okay So are you the only one in your family that's the only one I'm the only one in that Martin that's right

yeah it's Phil 116th Cherokee I go I'm the only one in the family of 16th okay just double checking I know better than that if I've got My family's got it too. I'm just asking. You said he doesn't.

My great-great grandmother was full-blood Cherokee. Full-blood. You were talking about Seminole's. I went down there and I loved them people, okay? Oh, I did too. I was going to ask you. You were with us. Oh, yeah, that was fantastic.

Him and going. Hey, y'all don't realize, okay, if you're a football fan, you don't realize how big football players are because, hey, the Seminoes, okay, used to be a, They was always in the playoffs. Florida State? When Bobby Bodden? Bauden.

Bauden. Oh, Bowden. Bauden. Bauden. B-O-W-D-E-A. You know who he's talking about. But anyway, when he was the coach. His son is at ULM now.

Okay, well, they'll be in the playoffs. Okay. Yeah, probably not. I like the attitude. Well, hey. Go, Terry. Like father like son, okay. He's a good coach.

But anyway, the Simodows was in the playoffs. I love to watch them. I love the people. Look, their team come up there. football team. Oh, I got a picture of you with him. Yeah. No, no. Oh, wait. I'm 6.3. Okay, and I'm one. It was Kelvin Benjamin. I said, hey,

all the clouds cold up where you're at? You're 6.3? Yeah. Well, I want to eat 16. Hey, this boy made me, like I was a... He's straightened out to top of that back we can get on. Right. You got it. He's going to need to be like that drum, so. He's going to have to be stretched. Let me go back. I'll change it.

Are you aware? I wish Phil was back in here. Yeah. At least he don't get on me. And, hey, they picked us up in a private seminole jet That was probably one of the nicest jets that we've ever flown on. I can concur that fact. Yeah. Because when that lady asked what we wanted for breakfast

And she went in that cooking. We had a personal stewardess. Okay. And she was fine. I think they call them flight attendants now. And she was fine. Sturdest, boys. Okay.

And she cooked us a big omelet. We're about to be back at share. Well, hey, look. No, we ain't because we're going to break. Now, now, now, Mark, you go. Let's get out of here. We'll be back right after this. All right, look, springtime is here.

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I figured they're like, hey, I knew him. That's so good because I was your big say. I'm the medicine man. There it is. There it is. You got him, Martin. Oh, I love it. I was just thinking it when you said, you're like the medicine man.

So I was a man that come out from the tee-pee down on the end and was like, what y'all need? I got it. Badly and had them buffalo horns on my head. It's talking about, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. He'd come out from the end and say, what y'all need? That's right. All right.

All right, what are you boys neat? I got all, hey, this thing around my neck, a medicine patch, I've got everything I need in. Now, I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you, because I've been with him. I've never heard him laugh this. That was good. Martin got him good. But at the event we were at in Philadelphia, Mississippi, for Lane Taylor, it was a Lane Taylor event.

And I'm going to tell you all this. It was some of the best people we've ever met. They take care of us. You know, you know when events are good. This was one of the best ones that we've been on in a long time. And after the show, they're taking Sy, getting in the car. He's going back to the green room. he's going to grab a bite to eat before he goes back to the hotel.

And these people, mostly kids, 12 and under got in free. The kids did. And there's lots of people, probably 200 people waiting to meet Sai, but they're not going to get to because Sai's gone. Yeah. So I walk in the green room and say, hey, Sa, I said, listen, there's 200 kids that are lined up to meet you. Yeah, they were standing in front of the state.

They made a line. And I said, what are they lined up for? And there's only one thing. you can do this. So this is why they like him so much because he said, you know what? He said, just bring them all in. He said, just bring everyone over here.

There's only one thing you can do then. I said, hey, here you go. I've been there. I said, hey, start them, run them through here like cattle. He saw every. Si was the last one to leave the event. Yeah. You know?

And everybody was just blown away. Yeah. Well, that's why your fans love you so much. And I'll say this, that's a pact I made to myself when we started these things. They weren't going to be somebody at them events that didn't get that chance because, you know, I mean, I remain, try to remain humble in the fact that people still won't come up to me

and talk to me and ask me for a picture, you know. Well, I just, to me personally, okay, and I've met people, okay, that are in the lime night and they're really not very nice. Oh, yeah, that's that old phrase, never meet you hero. Yeah, yeah. But for me, hey, the fans have made me a lot of money, okay? and I just think, yeah, I just think it would be pretty sorry on my part if I won't take the time to sign the autograph or I'll take a picture with them.

I'm same way. No, I'm exactly same. I was in Fort Worth, Texas this weekend at the Bassmaster class, and I figured out some. Do you believe that people actually listen to what we do in here? Because it had to be 500 of them told me I love that call room podcast. Well, no, no, because here's the thing. When me and Stone and BK, we went to Mississippi to fish for them big coppernose brim

and then went to the Gulf to fish for redsnop and all that. BK gets on the TV when we were at the camp and she brought up one. And I watched it and I don't remember what she had won and was. I mean, we're crazy, but hey, we also look, we discussed some important things. He likes our own podcast. Hey, some good stuff. Some good stuff comes out of it. Did you subscribe?

Uh-huh? Yeah. I'm like, subscribe and liked. Hey, all right. Well, I hope you hit that bell for notification. Leave us five stars. Like and subscribe. Tell your friends. They must have cleaned up in here or something.

Because the bell's clearer than it normally. That's because somebody went to HR and you know that. And because it was you. Oh, no. Somebody didn't windax that bell. Hey, I did ask the crowd when Si was doing his event and I was kind of the hype man getting them going. And I said, how many of you? you listen to the podcast and I'm telling you like 75% there was a thousand people there and they

were all yeah I mean so people it's crazy I can't believe they sit here and listen to us oh pine about thing I was checking people out in the honey I went to eat lunch with my parents at the honey hole taggle shop it's a great place I thought they sell baits fishing baits they do and they actually fill food food too no no they had it ordered in I went to eat at the honey hole I like being around my parents come to the honey hole where you can get some good food so I went to eat lunch with while they were working they got swamped so i'm up there checking people out and a dude looks at me and goes man i just love that podcast and i was like you you listen to it he's like yeah and then the next dude in line was like man y'all are hilarious and i was like well and i got to give you credit too i saw like five

of them ugly shirts at that bass master class boom oh right so you you make and you make it you make it they've sold six or five they've sold five and given one away yeah he didn't pray for you hey i know somebody that's famous that just got one recently. It's your uncle that runs the Honeyhole. That's my dad. That's his father. It's episode 41, man.

Oh, episode. He missed that one, John David. I missed that, boy. Who'd you think we were talking about when we said Big Dave and James? No, Mac. He's thinking Mac. Are you thinking Mac? You used to hunt with my uncle Matt.

Well, I know. Who had the ostrich farm. I'm thinking about Matt's brother. David. David. David. Yeah, yeah. That's his daddy.

That's my father. Yeah. Shock of off shock, boy. Siding on you for 10 years and just now put it together. Because I was fixing to say, I can't believe you got your grandfather and grandmother running the store. It's my dad. I know.

Well, they don't trust me to run anything. Well, I don't fit. I wouldn't either. Hey. Look, I will tell you what the honeyhole is. The only place in America, you can find a half ounce of white and charteroose chatter bait. Now, that's true. And I bought all of them.

Now you can't find them. Well, hey, when they like something, hey, you got to have it. You got to get on it. I lost my last one other day. I said, I won't do that again. I ain't running out of them. But look, I will say this. You were in Philadelphia, Mississippi.

I was in Fort Worth, Texas. It felt good to be back out there. It felt like the world was coming back together. Yeah. Now, it is a lot different now because people, people, we've been trained for a year, year and a half now to give people six foot of space. So it's kind of interesting. Like people, even when they're waiting in line, they give a little extra room,

which makes a better experience for everybody. You didn't realize how much we're crowding each other until this thing got up there. Now everybody gets their own little time. They get 30 seconds to a minute to talk to you and they move on. Nobody's like pushing to get up there in it. But it felt good to see America back to normal. I mean, there was 50,000 rednecks in this place all talking about fishing. we're going to be all right in this country.

We're back, baby. We're going to be all right in this country. Hey, that's what I told them over there in Mississippi. And I said, everybody needs to chill out. Look, here's what you need to do. Just, that's a deep breath. Just take a breath. I said, because here's the good news. The father, the son, and the Holy Spirit,

trust me what I say this. They're still running this joint. Okay. Amen. So, hey, chill out. And enjoy your life. Well, look, we're going to take some of your own advice and take a breath right here. We'll be right back after this.

Here we go. I got somebody that wants to go fishing with. Oh, yes, sir. And I ain't told you yet. Oh, somebody wants to go fishing with me? Uh-huh. Hold on. Uh-huh.

Is it male or female? Can we guess? No. Oh, let me guess. Hold on. Let's go in. We didn't even there yet. So hold on, look.

The powers it be that sit over here to my right didn't like. the way we told you all. So we're going to go ahead and maybe tell you all again. If you listen on Apple Podcasts, leave us a friendly review. Oh, leave us a review. A friendly review. A friendly one. And a good rating. If you got something bad to say, do like your parents taught you, don't say nothing at all. How about that? How about we go back to that rule? Amen, brother. So anyway, no, there you go. YouTube.com slash dot call room, all one word. Like, subscribe, hit the bell. Apple Podcast, leave a rating and review. We appreciate all of y'all because now that we've been out in the world again. I actually know y'all do listen because y'all come up and tell us. So that's awesome.

we're not just talking to ourselves about this. But, Sigh, look. To be fair, though, if we were talking to ourselves, I'm still having fun. I agree. It's way better than a standard lunch break. It makes him come up here two hours a week and I get to have fun. Yeah. But Sine, look, for part of the Bassmaster Classic this past weekend, we had a celebrity pro am fishing tournament prior to it to raise money for charity. Okay. So we had, we had some people come in, and I got to talk to him. One of them I ain't seen in a while, but I saw him again, and he expressed a desire

to go fishing with Sigh. Well, hey, bring him on. And who was it, John Day? You want to know who it was? Well, it may be, and I think I'm going to get his name out, it may be Jacob Wheeler. No, not Wheeler. Oh, way cool. No offense, James.

No. I missed it. Yeah. Oh, Kevin Van Damme. Okay. Well, man damn would probably go fishing with you. No, no, bigger. Don't think fishermen.

Don't think fishing. Not, not. Think pro football Hall of Fame. Ooh. Well, hey, good grief. I'll never guess that time. Think also baseball player. Oh, oh.

Think one of the greatest athletes of all time. Think prime time. No way. Dionne Sanders. I know I got one question. Can he fly? Yes. That's him.

Uh-huh. I know, hey. Yeah, he can come on. We're talking about primetime neon coach Dion Sanders. Whoa. You met Dion Sanders? Uh-huh. Was it as magical as I imagine?

Hey, that's right. Cy, that's the real prime time. Oh, hey, what are you talking about? Oh, look, we showed up at this lake up there in Texas. And me and him and Greg Hackney, Greg Hackney's a professional fisherman from Louisiana. So you know me in Hackney's tight because we just rednecks, you know. He from Gonzalez, we from West Monroe.

Is that where he's from, Gonzales, Los Angeles. Hackney is, not Primetime. Well, that's where I graduated from. That's where I graduated at high school. But anyway, so we're standing there talking, and we're looking at the lake. And old Primetime looks at the lake, and he says, you boys know, I'm more of a private lake fisherman. And I said, I looked at him and said, buddy, me too. Me too.

I like him private lakes. I'm going, I'm leaning toward it. Yeah. You'll like this even better. I just thought of this. You know where Dion, San-San. went to college. ULM?

No, Florida. State. Seminals. Yeah. Yeah. She's full circle. So look, yeah, Prime Time wants to go fishing.

He's over there coaching at Jackson State. So he lives in Jackson, Mississippi. Okay. So I told him I had a spot we could go, and he said, we're going to make it happen this summer. So. There you go. Cy and Prime Time fishing together.

That's going to be a good time. I'm just going to sit back and watch. Can I come? Yeah. I normally don't ask that. And shock. Y'all got your fishing. I want to go.

I got your hunting trips. We're not going to be able to go in the boat with them. We'll just have to watch from another boat. We'll get a kayak. Look. Let's do that. We'll get your dad to sponsor one for us. Hey, you're going to get the one who's got the big pedal wings?

Hey, look. And Shocker, Greg Hackney and Dion Sanders won the tournament. Oh. Yeah, the two best at the deal there. They strapped everybody. So, you know, whatever. Dion was awesome, though. He's a good man.

Can I say it? Then, this is going to be one of them. Yeah, we got it going on. Because I never liked anybody that Dion Sanders ever played for. Like if you were to list my least favorite... Dallas? Dallas Scout, gross. Atlanta Falcons, gross.

Atlanta Braves, gross. Dion Sanders? Fantastic. I used to wear a bandana on my head when I played baseball and pitching machine and everybody called me prime time. I was number 21. My favorite part about him that I saw there, though, is he walked in. He's still as competitive as when he was playing football

and was trash talking everybody in there. Trash talking me, trash talking Marcus Spear, Cheryl Swoops, all up, just trash talking. And I sat back and thought, I wonder what them boys used to hear when they stood across the line. Well, no, no, no, no, no. Get up in that gray matter. Hey, no, no, no, no. Because he had me scared to make a cast. No, no, no.

Look, yeah, but you said he is talking trash. Oh, yeah. Look, if you can back it up, it ain't trash. It ain't trash. It ain't trash. That ain't trash. What's beyond. And he can back it up.

Let's not get it twisted. Now, he was talking trash because he was on the best team. Look, he recognized his teammates and said, oh, yeah, we're going to be honest here. He was pretty good, too. No, he good. They made a golden statue of them. Yeah. And that doesn't happen unless you were.

So, Martin, is he? How tall is he? Yeah, he put that on himself. Justin, is he tall as you? No, he's not as tall as me. He's probably six one. Dion Sanders. He runs the 40 in 4.27 seconds.

Four point two seconds. he's changed. He's changed his jewelry now. His necklace is a gold coach's whistle. It was tight, man. He's the coolest. Oh, he is. He was fantastic. I mean, like, that's one of them, like, File under Never Meets your Heroes. If Deion's your hero, you won't meet him. Meet him. Yeah, he's a I do want to meet him, John Day. He's good. He's good people. We're going to tag along with him. We'll take our own vehicle. They got to call you to set it up, so I'll just ride with you down there. Yeah, no, it was good. It was a lot of fun. He won, so the money went to his charity, which is actually like the Jackson State Athletic Fund.

That's good. That fun doesn't go to the school. It goes to the student athletes. It's actually a stipend so that the student athletes are supplemented their income. So, you know, through the legal actions, like they can get through, it helps them pay for whatever. Something tells me that the school might be making money off of them charging tickets and stuff popcorn. Yeah. Yeah.

Get a little piece of the pie. That's all that's all that. back. No. Oh, that's another discussion for another day there. I'm sorry. No, it was good. He told a good story about a kid right before he left here and why that fund meant

so much to him. So we raised a ton of money. It was great. We gave money to the Boys and Girls Club of Louisiana because that's Marcus Spears's big deal. So it's always fun to give back. And when you get to hang out with those people, man, like, it's the same old deal, though.

It's what I love about the outdoors is it brought in a bunch of people who had no business knowing each other or meeting each other, gave them all a fishing rod, and instantly we had something in common. And that's what the outdoors does, right? I mean, that's why we do what we do. I mean, except for if you see pictures of our senator, not our senator, but a senator, Mr. Ted Cruz, he blew it. Ted, you blew it. What did he do? He had that bait cast real sideways trying to reel it. Ted, you blew it, my man. And look, we duck hunting with Ted. Look, when I saw him, I said, you've been killing any ducks? And he was like, oh, man, it's you.

And then they come in, they took him out in a boat, and I saw the pictures from it, and big Ted's reeling at Bacaster sideways. It was not a good look for you, Ted. Look, you know. I'm looking at it. Have you seen it? Yeah. Yeah, you found it.

Do a little research. Hey, that's fine. Well, maybe it was a big pitch. No, that's on them, though. They should have gave Ted a spinning reel. Yeah. I'm putting whoever handed him to equipment. To win.

Yeah. in charge of that mistake. You know, but it was funny. When I saw their pictures, I said, oh, Lord. I'll tell you nothing to me too. I got a more disturbing part about this picture. Who wears blue jeans fishing? It was hot too, bro.

Well, he was not there to fish. He was there shaking hands celebrating out. He just threw one out. He went a line just there. Yeah, then he went out there on the lake. But look, we were, so the second morning of that tournament, you look up, we're driving up here to it, lightning everywhere. And I'm like, huh?

Yeah, that ain't no good. I ain't got no slicker. I ain't got nothing. Yeah, that ain't no good. So I look on the radar, and in the whole United States at 4 a.m., there is one thunderstorm. It's right there on top of the lake that these boys are about to go fish. Which ain't too big of a deal. You know, rain, all that happens.

But when we got there, so they had the weather channel there. Well, we're just standing there talking, just, you know, making stories, small talk, waiting on seeing what's going to happen. The weather channel anchor come over there and said, guys, I think y'all probably going to want to go get in your trucks now. I said, huh, I ain't ever been told that by one of them, but when he did that, I found another gear to get to my truck. And in about two minutes, here it come. And it was a beautiful light show.

The Lord put on one heck of a lightening show that. The only time you listen to the weather channel. If they're there in person. And he said, yeah, if they're there in person and he says, you may want to go getting your rig, you go getting your rig. I found that out. I listen to Jared Floyd all the time, thank you. Yeah.

The most, that's our local. I do like him. Yeah, the most spectacular lightning show ever shot was in Fort Bragg, North Carolina. I mean, this ain't a little one boat. No, this was that spider web stuff the morning. That was cool. The whole sky lit up.

I'm normally in a closet. It looks like a river of lightning. Mm-hmm. Well, you think, like around here you can't really see it that good because we got all these trees out there in North Texas. And that's why I'm not afraid of the lightning. I'm afraid of the trees. And that part of Texas, the trees ain't about that big. So you can see everything.

And I mean, it was a lightning show from way back. So I said, oh, yeah, okay. He's showing out this morning. Yeah. Newsflash. When that happens, fish don't bite. Yeah. Yeah. It's over on the fishing trip.

I'm mad and I go get in some heavy cover. So just to confirm, O'Sai. You're in on fishing with prime time. Yes, we are, we are confirmed. Yeah. Me and John David. Oh, just side. We might include a little stone on this.

I got to see if I can find, he's done, just quit inviting people. That boat's getting, I got to see if I can find my pitching machine jersey so he can autograph it. Pitching machine jersey. You know, it's funny. My sister has Dion Sanders autograph, and I was always jealous because he stayed at the Holiday Inn in Monroe. Payback. Like super long ago, and my sister just has his name on a piece of paper. That's awesome.

So he was super nice back then to... Now you can get it on a honeyhole shirt. No, I gotta find my... My mom's never thrown away anything, so I guarantee you my pitching machine jersey somewhere. And I'm gonna get Dion Sanders to autograph that number 21. Hey, why can't we get him on the show, Martin? I am.

You have to talk to his agent about that. I ain't dealing in media relations. I'm just saying the man wants to go fishing. We're going to take him fish. Open invitation, sir. Yeah, come on the show. This seat. We will kick Phil out.

anytime you want to. I'll kick any of them. The only person I'm not kicking outside. So Dion. You're scared of side. Be honest. Prime time.

I'm not as scared of sighs. I am a fill. Get a bag of wacky worm, boys. That's what I'm gonna be fishing. No, not the pond. I'm taking you too. But look.

Oh, hey, down hit that wacky worm, son. Trust me, there's just better mousetraps. All right, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. Ladies and gentlemen, we're coming back from a break, and that break was fantastic.

I got to sigh some ice. He's now drinking his tea. We poured that as coffee. And Phil McMillan said he's got a story for us. Tell us Phil. Well, my story is on the way back from the event in Mississippi. Philadelphia, Mississippi. Coming home.

Can I mention something? Go ahead. Isn't Philadelphia in Pennsylvania? No, this was in Mississippi. Okay, just double-channel. And in Mississippi. Golden Moon Casino is. But anyway, so we're headed back, and me and Sire just easing to the house.

You know, we're talking like we're. always do and we come up on a car that's going probably 50 miles an hour it wasn't a fair you think it was slower it was 40 40 or 35 in the in the fast lane on a interstate and so i can't get over to the right because other people are lined up somebody's phone's ringing hey this is public service announcement i could just hear it in the background this is right he's an important man with an important job how that way look that was our local police jury I thought there was a beating over there was half dead and was buzzing on the wood. So look, so I almost had to lock them up.

I'm just, and so I was like, good grief, son, and I'm like, this person just won't get out of the way. And so we wait, while we're getting passed up about what seems like a mile of cars, we finally get to get over. And I want to give them an opportunity to get in the slow lane. So I'm waiting, but they won't get over. So traffic's backing up behind both of us. So that ease up. And I get in front of them. I just look at sigh.

I said, good grief. I can't stand this when people do that. Just get over in the other lane. I said, I should just lock them up right here. And he was like, no, don't do that. I said, I'm just saying that's what I felt like. And then, but if I'll just keep driving in five minutes, this is going to go away and everything's going to be okay.

And then sigh asked me, he said, let me just ask you something. Do you really think that this is a situation where, where people will go through this a lot and I said, yeah, he said, because Willie had a verse in one of our podcasts where he talked about the fruit of the spirit. Okay, Galatians 522. And then I did it again.

We've hit Galatians 522 the past two podcasts because I wasn't, Willie did it, and then I didn't know he did it. And then I did it and then I saw that he did it. And I was like, well, hey, get the fruits of the spirit, people. Well, no, no, but I need to remind you what they are. Love, peace, joy, gentleness, kindness, goodness. self-control.

Okay, and look, I told Philip why if we've done this running up behind this guy. I said, I had one other day, okay, that he literally going, he was in the fast lane right here in West Monroe, okay, and he's going like 25 miles an hour, okay, and he's got another guy right beside him in the slow lane. They're both going to 25 miles an hour.

So I, he's up behind him, you know, like, hey. Drag racing. Yeah, hey, you know, put some, you know, put your foot down on the thing and go ahead and go around him and get over. I can hear you getting out. Well, hey. So I'm getting a little, I didn't show the fruits of the spirit, trust me. Okay. He got all fat fruit and got into thistles. No, no, yeah, I got the four into thistles, okay.

Because it scared me because not only did the person driving a car, okay, wouldn't move over. but she didn't tap her brake pedal to make the lights come on. She slammed on the brake. And, hey, I like the rear-ended her. Oh, Lord, you about rear-ended Brittany. No, no, well, hey, look. That's her move. Hey, it scared me, okay?

Folks, here's the thing, okay? In this day and age, with all the drug problems that the United States of America have got, it's like when you're behind the wheel and you're doing stuff that may, you think it's funny okay what you're doing is like taking a 357 magnum pistol clicking out five shells leaving one in it putting it together and spinning it putting into your head and playing Russian roulette

because hey you don't know who's driving that car and you're out there doing inconsiderate things you're operating a vehicle okay in a society and there's a lot of other people. You're not the own, this is not your private highway. My man. You spit in fire now. Well, no, no, because hey, hey.

Preach, brother. Come on. Well, it's a scary situation. Preach it, son. Yeah, yeah. A kid. Spitting that fire, son. No, no.

Hey, a kid six years old just got killed and, hey, guess what started it? Road rage. Road rage, yeah. Okay. Oh, I believe it. Hey, that car in front of me the other day that I liked the rear in me, had a child in a seatbelt. And what if I had slammed into her and killed that kid?

Yeah, out of anger. You know, just out of stupidity, okay, on both parts. I agree. Number one, look, it's a law, okay? If you're going to drive, okay, if you come up somebody and you're in a slow lane, you put your left blinker on, you go around him, and, okay, and as soon as it is safety for you to get back over, you get back over. That's a law.

Preach it, brother. Come on. So, hey, look, all I'm doing this, all I'm saying is, okay, please drive, consider it. Okay, you're not the only one on the highway. Come on, brother. Let's hear it. So, hey, that's an excellent point. Well, I'm just saying, be safe, guys. It's like he was telling me, he said, and, but what he said was, he said, listen, Philip, I'm working on this. No, no, I handled it wrong.

I handled it wrong. When I went around her, I got on the horn and I scared her. But with this is he got on that horn, she scared me. Okay. Because I like to ruin it the girl. Okay. Well, I like what you said, though, because you said, first of all, I'm working on this. This ain't something that I've got down, Pat.

But then he said, I started thinking, when I get behind the wheel, am I still living by the fruits of the spirit? Yeah, I'm a Christian. And then I start feeling bad because, because I wanted to get this car that was holding us up. And he said, just think about where it would lead. If you turn around, you slam the brakes on, they shoot at you. All of a sudden, we got a truck full of weapons.

We shoot back an uncle size in the hospital. He got shot, you know, what happened? Oh, Road rage. Look here, I'll give you an example, okay. When I was younger, okay, there was some people that had full-wheel drives, and guess what they did? They put steel two-inch pipes on front and, it run it down the side.

Have you ever heard of this story? Hey, look, if you would have run that and done that little maneuver with them guys, they would have put that four-wheel drive in third gear, eased up on your bumper, put the pipes on your bumper,

and I pushed you off the road. If you wouldn't get out of the way. You wouldn't do it but one time. Well, no, no, I'm just saying, so, back in the day, the people I run with had pipes on their pickup truck, four-wheel drive,

And hey, if you pull that maneuver with them, and you push people off the road? They will push you off the side of the road, okay. I guess I'm just not in that big of a hurry. No, but here's what I tell you can ask anybody. I'm a pretty defensive driver. I don't get in a hurry. You're one of the people I feel most comfortable with it.

I leave early. I'm never like early, get there, you know, having to haul to get somewhere on time. I leave early. I'm fine with it. But I will say, when you're on. the road these days you see a glaring problem in today's society on that highway and it's just like what sigh said it's dangerous it's one of the problem it's selfishness yeah inconsiderate what it is it's selfishness the only thing that matters is what's going on in this four feet of car in my life

you don't they don't think about anybody else but except what's happening right here they don't think about the person beside them behind them in front of them it's none of that it's just all about them right there in that moment, and that's it. That's all they care about, which is one of the reasons we are where we are today. And apparently I missed the study that showed that the cruise control can cause brain damage because they don't use that rascal neither. Oh, here we go. You can put that thing on.

You can put, look, people out there, there's a button. It says cruise. You can set that thing and you will go that speed. You don't have to do nothing other than steep. Mark Brister. And it's a gas saver. Okay. It is.

Philips Milling done gotten the first and last names over it. I couldn't help it. I couldn't help as I said earlier. Yeah, I would say, though, I drive in a way where I'm not like Stone where I just don't even like other people, but I don't trust them. No, I don't either. So I'm watching every car. What's funny? And I go, actually, I do, like, y'all probably wouldn't like me because I'm about five under the speed limit just because it's more comfortable.

That's fine. But you ain't overriding in the left lane. No, if you want around me, it's easy. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah, very cordial. Yeah, you can go. Yeah.

The only thing, look, and folks, hey, I'll be the first son, okay, I can tell Philip. Okay, I'm working on my issues with that. Okay. I'm not a saint, okay? Sometimes people pull it short in front of me, and it irritates me to no end. But here's the thing that I'm trying to get you to realize about this, okay, and me personally, okay? I let someone else, okay, they was doing something stupid and they made me react to it

and I reacted stupidly. Well, Sa, you know the good thing. You can't spell saint or sinner without SI. Well, hey, it is. There it is, but I'm telling you is, look, hey, when you get into your vehicle, you need to put this in the back of your mind. Okay, no matter what happened today,

I'm going to be with the fruits of the spirit. Yeah. Don't go, don't go the thorns and sizzle route that I did the other day. Amen, brother. That's right. Well, because we probably, I mean. Drive fruity. Cause it's, hey, if you drive.

It's dangerous. And it's like that. It's funny to think about it and drive with the fruits of the spirit because it sounds silly. But it literally, if you do things with the fruits of the spirit, everything gets better. Right. Including driving. And if we all did that, we'd have a lot less stories of a bad car actually.

incidents and stuff like that because people would just be considerate they wouldn't be getting upset they'd be paid they wouldn't be because you're right it's selfish people on their cell phones people aren't thinking oh this person behind me might have three kids in the back of their car and they're just trying to go to and they're like oh i wonder what sarah's doing this afternoon or cross i don't care what sarah's doing this afternoon i just want to live i can find out what she doing when i get to where i go yeah so don't do don't get me on themselves don't get me on himself No, it is. It's incredible.

It's just a... So be considerate drivers. There's not a Bible verse for that. I'm sure there's one about chariots and stuff. Yeah. No, there's... Love one another. Put others...

It was dangerous back into chariot day, too. Oh, man. He cut me off. Get the whip out. Back in the cherry sales. All right. All right, boys. Let's take our last break.

We'll be back right after this. Are we already to our last break? Yep. Oh, wow. I need to make a shout out, too, before you get finished. Go ahead and shout a minute. Shout it out right now, Phil. I'm not even going to start.

When we were at the last event with Sae. That's not a shoutout. That's a story. I can't help it. Brister came on stage and sang a song for Cy, and it was hilarious. And a boy came from the audience, got up on stage, and danced. And his name was Elam Robbins. And they did the brother, Huart thou dance.

Oh. Was he? Yeah, yes. Yeah, yeah. That's good. And Constance, Simon. Hey, they loved it. The fans loved it.

Thank you, Elyle. All right. So, we're in that hello. Was that kid allowed on stage? Oh, she just ran up. We couldn't stop him. He just came up. If you dance like that, they're going to let you go.

Come on. Let's go for it, boy. Anyway, look, we're in, we're about to get in that hello at duck call room. com email bag. Look, if you got any thoughts, questions, or concerns, if you're a bad driver and want to self-admit it to sign, ask him to pray for you, send it on. Please, send him. The list is growing.

Y'all pray for me. That's exactly right. Because he needs the prayers and y'all need the practice. Johnny Dey, what you got, son? Boy, you should work at a church. I'm kidding, sir. All right, hey, so we asked y'all to send questions from the Bible, but I don't think we're going to get to that because of the whale story

that Cy stole from me that I was going to use this segment. I'm so glad you heard about it. I know that's so cool. But look, all right, ready for the list? Here's the list of people that sent me an article about my man getting swallowed and then spit out by whale. Nathan, Gabriel, Austin, Nick from Dadeville, Alabama, Ashley, Adam from Connecticut, Caleb from Gastonia, North Carolina, and just another guy named Caleb. Every one of them wanted us to talk about my man getting swallowed by the whale.

So we hit that one. Nailed it. I could go through my Instagram and Facebook messages, and I got probably a dozen in there that said, make sure you share this with Sigh. And I was like, oh, don't worry, Hammer, we got this. And I was a little disappointed that you'd heard about it because I wanted to see your. immediate reaction. You don't miss that. You're not going to believe what happened.

You don't miss that. No, no. That's why it was, you know, it made my weekend. I know. It really did. I wish I was there. Hey, I would laugh at with you. A question is asked by a human and God says, okay.

Not just any human. Yeah. A stupid human. No offense, Thomas. No offense, Thomas. We're all. Because as far as I'm concerned, the whole human race is stupid. That's true.

I agree with that. All right. And then, so we, we were asking what. What kind of fish? This is how this all started. We missed a very important Bible verse, gentlemen. What's that? We did.

What? And is it involved with Jonah? Nineveh. It involves Jonah and a man named Jesus. Okay. Lay it on me, J.D. And so a bunch of people sent this in, too. I don't have the whole list, but his name's John David.

So he's getting the shout out from Kingsport, Tennessee. He said, hey, Matthew 1240, for as Jonah was three, Three days and three nights in the whale's belly. So the son of a man. So it probably was a whale. Yep. Jesus said it. I didn't, I forgot totally about that verse off the top of my head and a ton of people sent it in.

So John David. Thank you, sir. Great name. Yeah. First off. From Kingsport. Kingsport's over in East Tennessee. In Tennessee.

That's where you, that's where your rig probably started at. Well, he's not an Owen. No, but you said that y'all was in that East Tennessee back. You know, I did the Ancestry.com thing. I ended up a little disappointed on one side of the family. come on man he fought from the wrong side of the American Revolution for crying out loud

was that for your your kin folks came from JD who Tennessee the hills and the hour well buddy I'm right there with you because Robertson comes from Tennessee yeah allegedly somewhere on that

Appalachian Trail they dropped that S yeah well it's because if you meet an Owens Owens those are those come from the outlaws and the not so good side of the family back in the day the horse thieves the horse thieves

If you meet an O-N, they were part of the good side. O-N. Who knows? You got history, son? Okay. History, boys. But yeah, no, and then we're not going to get to, remember we ask people, still, I want more questions. I want to do a whole episode on what do you want to ask when you get to heaven.

There's some good ones. There's some good ones coming in, but I'm saving those up for maybe a whole episode. And here's a quick question. And I feel like I need to address this, because it makes me mad. Sterling Sterling from Sacktown and I appreciate it He actually said Sacktown

He wants to know how we all drink our coffee And he wants to know how many of us drink it black Look Sterling Black coffee's gross No no no black coffee is where it's at Now people You don't have to drink coffee to be a man You can drink water

I'll say this On the off chance I do drink coffee which is once a year. In a blue moon. Maybe. Yeah. It is jet black and so bitter that you should probably just throw it out or put it in your engine. Thank you.

Thank you. So Phil your black coffee. I like that cream and sugar. No, no, let me ask you this, though. Did you drink yours down there out of Phil's? No. I did once. Yeah.

But I said, I ain't going back in. He hadn't been able to sleep. No, no, no. Hey, Phil doesn't drink coffee. No, that's tall. Okay. It's a kind of syrup. It's black, burnt motor oil.

That's terrible. Yeah, it's terrible. And Jace is about the same. Take us home, Johnny D. What is this week? Galatians 5? Hey, look, my bad on that way. Here we go.

Newsflash. Hey, change version. We're going to roll that horse. Look, my bad. The Willie replacing me episode. No, you ain't bad, J.D. And we had our esteemed guest Phil in the building, and he already started in on him. I was like, oh, man, this is going to be great.

I'm going to do the fruits of the spirit. at the end. And then I watched the episode like an hour after that of Willie replacing me. And I was like, oh, dead gum. So get the fruits of the spirit. But this week I got you something brand new. A pastor of a friend of mine named Ryan Lowe put this one on us yesterday. Read it like him. I can't do that. He's a small little fellow that I love. He's one of my good friends. But he gave us Isaiah 43. We're going to start at the beginning. But now this is what the Lord said. He who created you, Jacob, he who formed you Israel, do not fear, for I have redeemed you. I have summoned you by name, you are mine.

When you pass through the waters, I will be with you. And when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you. When you walk through the fire, you will not be burned. The flames will not set you ablaze, for I am the Lord your God, the Holy One of Israel, your Savior. And I control all of it. And he's with you. Hey. Boo ya.

And he does control it all. Thank you. Amen. We'll see y'all next time right here on the duck call room. Next time on the duck call room. And next time. I'm trying to get me to a Ryan Low impression.