Duck Call Room - Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

Uncle Si’s checkered dating history includes an unexpected and undeserved double face punch from his date! John-David plays wingman for Hunter, though it turns out that might not be necessary. Martin and Si are complimentary of the new “Duck Dynasty: Revival” production crew, Phillip relishes being Si’s spin doctor. A voicemail leads to a lively debate about how Si and the boys would handle a zombie apocalypse situation, and their answers are quite surprising! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I got, well, what are you going to start? You got a fire bomb? I don't have a fire bomb, but I do have news. Go ahead. I have news. All right, lay it on. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies.

And Johnny, these got news. Especially the ladies need to hear this one. What's the news? Uh-oh. Hunter told me that I'm no longer allowed to tell people to reach out to him via direct message on Instagram. At Hunter Nicknard. Yeah, because me and Hunter did a video together.

We collabed and the girl was like, oh, I didn't expect Hunter to look like this. And I was like, well, his phone number is available. All you got to do is ask him, he's right here. He's going to see it. Yeah. Right? Did you do it?

And so I was like, you know what? I'm just a good friend. Like doing that for, like, being a wingman. I hadn't been able to be a wingman a long time. And it felt nice. Well, hey, here's my question. On a scale, one to ten. What does she look like?

Oh, there's more to, I don't know what. I want to look to see what the bad look like. I'll look it up. You can't trust anything online. That's true. All I can see is a small circle in her face. But I'll say this. Whatever that number is, it's higher than Hunter's number.

This is conspiracy going on. Ooh, I like that steak right there. Well, that stuff. Now I open up Instagram and stones just on it. That's that over doing steaks. Anyway. And hey, the handlebar steak, boys. So then Hunter comes to me and says, hey, man.

Tommy Oaks. Hey, you can't be telling girls. to ask me for my number and I'm like, what do you mean? That's a good thing. And he said, he absolutely can't. He can't do that for me. Look, so you know what he says? But for you, that's fair game.

And you should be appreciative. So what did he say? He said, because he has a date later this month. Oh, wow, you're that far booked in advance, huh? You book dates on a couch? Hunter doesn't say, he doesn't turn into a lover, you know what? So Hunter

has a date at some point in the next three to four weeks so we can't get other girls. You need to say, uh, you're going to bring a Conway 20th so. This girl needs a slow hand. Oh, I thought we was going with an easy touch. I thought he's going with tight fit and jeans. Well, hey, you can tell you that too.

I'm into those. Anyways, but I'm just curious, Hunter, how you book dates with girls. Like, this was three weeks in advance. You booked the date? Yeah, mom. She doesn't live here. My man booked days like I books Booking engagement. Hold on.

Oh, he doesn't live here? No. Hey, is this because of us? Time out, wait. I now have a follow-up question before you answer that. Does here mean America? Uh-oh. She doesn't live in Louisiana.

He's going global? Louisiana. He's going global? I didn't know. We're rooting for you, though, Hunter. I don't know where this is going to go back to. But yeah, no, I have a date this weekend. All right, let's hear about the date.

We're going to coach you through it. What's what you're going to do. The story is a bit weird. Shocker. I know. I can't. Nothing's normal with me. But no, we're going to go to the Enochs and Monroe.

No? She's never been. No, I'm just joking. Oh. What is Enoch? A bar. It's an Irish. I'm not allowed in there.

It's an Irish pub. And they got music. They have live music. And it's the best hamburgers in town. I might be allowed in there again. Get down. How old was that when that happened? just kidding it's a bar and grill it's a cool place so then what uh well so i took the day off work

i'm gonna spend the day with her we're gonna go to um where did you meet this girl so i met her in high school what day off work next monday we we have a show to do yeah we record on mondays so you met in high school your cheap self is monday still two for one burger night at enoch no Tuesday is. Golly. That's what day he's going there, isn't it? No. I was about to slide you a 20 spot so she could get her own burger. They're going to the movies on Tuesday because it's matinee all day, aren't you?

He's leaving Louisiana with her. No, no, no. I'm going to be here. She's from here and her mom lives here and her mom currently has lung cancer, so I've been going over there and I've been helping her mom because I grew up with these people I love her mom. I'd do anything for her. So I'm doing yard work, plumbing work. Wow. Hunter is a catch, people. Wow, what a life, man. Yeah, every weekend, actually, and all this week because I can't fix the stupid tub drain.

Hunter and plumbing. He's working on it. Getting there. I won't figure that out before you get married. Well, I'm getting in my practice now. Just plumbing in general. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. And then when she comes to town from, because she comes to town from, because She currently lives in North Carolina when she comes to town. We're going to go on a date and hang out.

Hunter, you rule, man. I love being Hunter's wing man, even when he doesn't listen to. Yeah, long distance is probably best for you. I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Well, I'm saying your last one critiqued you for being a clinger, right? So, like, distance will help that. It will help you.

It will help you be less that. I'm clingy, too. If you really are, I don't know, I've never dated you. So I'm just going off the only evidence. I mean, what's you doing this weekend? I'm going off the only evidence. Hey, what's he doing Tuesday? Hey, we don't have to go to Golden Corral.

I don't mind taking you to a dinner. We're going to a dinner. We don't have to go where the discount is. Well, I'm excited to hear about that. I am too. But I think that's a good look for, you know, for what happened to your last one. That's a great one. I think one very hands-off distance is as good.

Understock rises every day. Is she driving in or flying in? She's driving in. Wow, that's a long drive. 14 to 15 hours. Yeah, that's a long ride. That's a long ride. So what part of North Carolina is she from? Raleigh.

Raleigh. Raleigh. Raleigh. They do have an airport there. I've flown to it several times. Well, all the airplanes keep crashing right now. I'd be scared to fly. Yeah, because people don't wreck on interstate.

There had been any car crashes in the last two months. Last two days. Yeah. Wow. What a life. Oh, well, good for you, man. Hey. That's exciting news.

Also, thank you for helping out her mother, man. That's, that's commended. Well, she's 14 hours away. No one's going over there helping her with stuff. I have the ability to us. I was like, I'll do it. Hey, good for you, man. Looking out for your fellow neighbor.

I might suck at it, but I'll give it a try. Hey, that's all you can do. That's awesome. Hunter rules. Please people on the YouTube comments spam the words Hunter Cam. Everyone just type Hunter Cam and hit enter right now, please. We need a camera on Hunter. He's part of the show now,

and I think there's probably a hundred thousand people out there just totally invested in your love life. It makes me really happy. Hunter's blushing, but we don't have a camera. What is your girl do for a living? She works at a, it's like a healthy restaurant. What the heck? How does she end up in Raleigh Durham?

She just said, I got to get out of here. A lot of people do. They all come back. You think you're going. Oh, she is. West Monroe and Monroe is like a, vortex hole. Yeah.

Yeah. You end up back here. You can't get out of it. To some extent, yeah. Yeah, she moved up there. She'll be back. And she's coming back for a week. And part of this trip is to kind of see if she needs to stay here and help take care of her mom.

To be fair, though, there are no healthy restaurants. No, she's going to struggle. If that's goals. If she wants to. No. Her belly going to be tow up while she gets here. Golly. But at least she's coming there and cross.

fish season. I commend you, Hunter, because if I was your age right now, I don't think, I don't even know how I would start dating. I can't even remember that long. I do. I know exactly how you don't join Tinder. I'll tell you that. I don't even know what Tinder is. Here, I'll tell you exactly how Philip McMillan would start dating, but I do love that we just had a don't join Tinder. Did that a couple years ago and I hated it. I hate it. I hate the fact that we're even talking about it. And I'm proud of you for hating it. That's like the worst kind of window show. I've been, man. Wow.

I got to go. It's wild. If Philip McMillan were single today and needed to date. Farmersonly.com? No. All he'd had to do is go put that French quarter t-shirt with that Jerry Curl mullet in front of that Camaro with that hand on that hip. So I look at me go.

They posted all of our younger selves for Valentine's Day on the Duck Call Room Instagram. Yeah, I was pretty glad that me and Brittany didn't have a, picture past what everybody knew what I looked like because that would have been a toughie yeah hey I was i was 18 years old right there yep and she was 19 and we're still together married i don't know whose hair's more impressive oh my goodness that is no that is wild no yeah okay that's a good one that's just normal she still got them bangs of uh-huh they just ain't they ain't they ain't teased up no mom but they're still there was everybody's favorite picture on the whole instance Hey, next time, pro tip, you stand uphill.

Make you look a little bit taller. That hurts. That hurts. You know, Martin, just holds some back every once in a while. Well, I'm used to being the guy that has to stand downhill so you don't tower over everybody. You on the other side of that, my friend. That was my car. That's the one Willie borrowed to impress Corey.

He begged for it. He was like, man, I want to make a good impression on Corey, you know. I was like, sure, you can use, you know, go ahead. And he was like, oh, it was great. She loved it. We had a great night. Yeah, what do you do on the second one when you show up? Yeah, that is up.

Yeah, then he shows up in that old orange Mustang that wouldn't run. And he pooped all over the floorboard head. Gross. That's a good story. We need to have Willie back on just so he can tell that story. Any Hoosers. What a life, man. I wouldn't want to start over, Hunter.

You're doing good. I would never start over. Well, he hadn't started over. He's just getting started. Well, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, but he's had to start over. a few, you know, difficult women these dealt with.

Like, who hadn't, right? I got a few. Yeah. I mean, just add that to the list of things. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking.

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Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat either, folks. Yeah.

Just go to Tribalienable. beef.com slash that's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Soye, you ever run in any difficult women? Ever run a day? Still married to her? Yeah. No. Si, can you tell us about the date you went on where the girl hits you with both fists in your face?

What? Oh yeah. She falcon punched you? Right. I thought the car had literally blew up. What's she hit you for? Huh? Just, she's crazy.

No, no. See, Hunter? At least they're not hitting you double fist. No, no. Hey, I actually picked her up from a motel. Okay, where she'll stand her and her parents. No. Okay.

We get in the car and I sit down and look, when I put the key in and turn it, I mean, she co-cocked me with her fist now. Did you think the car blew up? I thought the car had blew up. I really did. yeah Connor let's not be your wing man oh boy

yeah let him get hit they can't hit an old man now though I don't think well maybe you can't oh she would have oh she was one of them boy yeah that is fantastic I'm so lost at where to go from here I love it if it makes you feel any better

our wives had lunch together today I didn't I don't know why I'm nervous about that I always have Allison, and she didn't answer. And then I just got a text, Are you filming? Yeah. I was having lunch with Brittany,

and I feel like me and Martin are toast now. I don't even know why. Why did they get together? Yeah, I'm glad they're friends, but they start to spend too much time together. They like, stay at home mom.

What's up? Yeah, but I guess they're the only ones that know what they really go and they're both of them too. So, like, I mean, I get it. Whatever. I just wish they pick a cheaper place to eat lunch other than raw. Like, you go Rawls, you're about to drop something.

You about to drop something. Is that where they went? Yeah, they went to Rawls. You boys are going broke. Yeah, they went and ate sushi and whatever else together. The last lunch Allison went to with one of her friends, they just left without paying. I tell you that? I had to go to the restaurant.

Allison didn't realize until she was in Monroe. They just ate, they didn't get up and left. Oh, old dining. Pay the bill. Yeah. I walked in there and said, hey, two girls just leave earlier, and they're like, oh, they did. And they was like, can I pay for it? I'm embarrassed.

Yeah, can I pay for them? lunch. Sorry. She's really not like that. Very often. Ah, shoot, man. I don't even, yeah, I'm, I'm puzzled now. I got, hmm. I just asked what it was about. I just didn't even know that we were going to start there with Hunter. That's interesting.

Sorry, I didn't, I just, the one month away date, I needed more information and he started. It was a couple weeks. He started, a couple months, whatever. He started explaining to him. I said, hold on. Yeah, we got revisited. We'll revisit this on the podcast. And I'm glad we did because it's a great story. Yeah. So I would, uh, we've had a week off from Doug Dynasty. That's been nice. A little more energy. Yeah. A little not being run around every day, huh? Yeah, because hey,

that was, that was a long three weeks. Mm-hmm. I'm sure it's going to get longer for us. Yeah. I was curious why nobody calls me at 9.30 at night asking me what I'm doing tomorrow and if I can go do something stupid. Yeah. That's the only time they called me, Philip. I'm the new McMillan, apparently. They don't tell me anything. And then they're like, hey, what are you doing tomorrow at like lunchtime? I'm like, well, I'm at work. Hey, just come by and do something weird.

So are y'all enjoying the filming? I mean, is it, are you having fun? Because it's been a while. Yeah, I mean, I think it's fun. It's different to different style. That's one thing. It is a different kind of crew. Yeah.

And some of them we know. Some of them are brand new. Some of them were on Duck Dynasty with us, like Salman. man, D-Rock. So it's nice having that familiarity, I guess, with some of it. And then some of it's new, new ideas, new ways of thinking. Yeah, they're fun, man. They're a good crew.

They're kind. Overall, I would say they have been very respectful of our time. So, like, not a whole lot of late happens in TV, whether you've been on TV or not when you're making it. Just let me tell you something. late happens. But I would say they've been on time more than they've been late, which is a nice change of pace from seasons 1 through 8 of Duck Dynasty

when nobody was on time. You never knew what was going to happen. No, you didn't have a clue. So are, well, one thing I like about this one is they don't overdo it. No, they know when they've got it. They got it, they got it. Yeah, they don't make it.

They filmed it, okay, and it's decent. Well, then they move on. Yeah. You mean to tell me sometimes we did things twice? Okay, we got to do it again. Yeah. Because, you know, that used to make me mad. That was perfect.

Do it again. The director would ask the cameraman, the main cameraman. And you gave it all you had the first time. And he'd say, and you know, and here's the answer. He said, well, how was that? Yeah. And the cameraman, the lead cameraman would say, well, hey, in my opinion, you're not going to ever get better than what you just got.

Yeah. So let's wrap. You know, let's wrap it for the day and go home. And then they'd say, no, we're going to do it again because they had the time allowed. Yeah. Just because you allowed eight hours to film this,

this episode. Uh-oh. When it's good, it's good. Hey, don't push the point. Now, I remember the- Professional. Yeah. When we did the.

racing at the Ike Hamilton or whatever man it it was a two-day deal oh I mean that was for a 30-minute little yeah it was cold in too remember yeah it was out there in that parking lot in jumpsuits and it was freezing it was freezing yeah well that's what that reminds me of the rachelors coming and all they had on was that little that was the coldest day of my life little outfits which were nothing and it was cold I'm talking about bad cold yeah there's were very memorably cold. Yeah. The wrestling, the go-kart racing.

The other one was Gobwin's birthday. Remember that when we were like the medieval feast out there at the park? King Gobbin with his big old turkey leg. Like, it was so cold and so wet that day because, like, your feet were soaking wet because we were in those medieval costumes. So you didn't get to wear like... Medieval? You didn't get to wear knee boots.

Yeah. Medieval. We was medieval. We was wet. I don't know. It starts with it. It's got a E. there. It ain't a mid. It's a med. Not mid. So, Johnny Dee, what do they have you doing on the show? Can you talk about it?

I can't really talk. Anytime something stupid happens, they call me. You're in on it? He's there to make fun of the son-in-laws because none of the rest of us will. I don't work here anymore. Everybody's inside. Everybody's not true. I do. Well, you either had to. But you do that anyway. Well, hey. You had to retire from Duck Commander. But I get tickled at their reply. To say what you want to say. Say what you want to speak freely. No, I get tickler at their replies. What's that?

Young boys, the duck boys, the buck boys, yeah. It's funny. Moving in. They're an interesting quote. I understand what you're talking about on Jacob. He's funny. Oh, yeah, no, no. I like Jacob.

He likes to give as much as he gets. He was definitely raised south of Interstead. Oh, yeah, yeah. Is this Bella's husband? Uh-huh. What's his other name, the nickname? But cut. But cut.

But crack. Buck cut, not butt crack. That's not butt crack. Hey, butt crack. We actually need to have Jacob on the show because we had that on. That was the father-in-law nicknamed him that. Yeah, Willie nicknamed everybody. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, no, we should have Jacob on here sometime. He'd fit right. Oh, yeah. It's an interesting little weirdo. Yeah. What about any of the staff from Duck Family Treasure? Any of the camera people or anybody doing it?

Nope, a different deal? Other than Derek, yeah. I mean, Derek works out with y'all on that, so. I'm a glorified extra. Yeah. Just like on Duck Dynasty 1. Same. I'm a glorified extra to get to talk.

And I'm probably only used because of my convenience of being here. Now, come on. I may. Yeah, but you got your own deal. Yeah. Yeah. Well, allegedly. No, you're a standalone.

I'm always paired. You do pretty well by yourself. But I've always paired with a kid, which is what makes it fun for me. Because I was like, man, come on. Let's roll. It ain't no problem. And mostly Bella, which is. is fun because I like Bella.

So me and hers tight. Bella's cool. Well, y'all have always been such you was her babysitter for what. Yeah, I pretty much was her nanny before nannies became a thing. Yeah. Checked her out of school, did all the things. I was just Willie's manny. Yeah.

I was a manny's man. And Bella was a lot of fun to be around. So when I started working for Sai, I became his filter in a lot of places because I'm like, yeah, go, go, go, go, go. Does it sound let me answer this and talk to him? And look, it's funny because he knows I'm going to help filter things for him. And so when we were out in the boat in the middle of nowhere, we were fishing and we were staying three or four days, I don't know how many days we stayed out there.

But he ran out of tea. And so I found some tea, but we didn't have coffee or we didn't have filters. So I figured out a way to make some tea. And it took me hours to do it. And I took it to him. And I was like, okay, I got it. You know, I said, and I poured him a glass And I was like, what do you think?

He said, nope, he poured it out And the sink and said it sucks. Well, no, no, I was like, because what it was, he used a coffee maker To do my tea. So it tastes like coffee. Have you lost your mind, Phillip? We're so far out.

I mean, we're a hundred miles out and a whole middle of the ocean. I'm like, let me do what I can there. Appreciate it. Most people should have just said thank you. Yeah. Yeah, I appreciate it and not even drinking. But I wanted some feedback, and I forgot. His filter's gone.

That's important. No, no, it actually hurt his feeling now later. I've seen him because he was moping around pity party. Yeah, y'all and I said, hey, muck up and I said, I appreciate the effort. I said, but you don't realize, okay, you can't make tea in a coffee machine. It's the same look Stone gave him when he brought them ribs in and he tried that new. Oh, yeah. New rub or whatever.

And Sa was like, okay, boy, he threw it down. He's like, nope, that sucks. You missed it. And the stone was like, well, what are you doing? It ain't that bad. I said, yeah, it is.

A tomato what you normally cook? This just stinks to how. So I wouldn't eat it. I said, hey, I wouldn't feed this by dog, you know. I ain't ever cooking for a Robertson. Ever. Ever. Well, what I just, you know.

I would cook for Sa just to see. Oh, well, now, you can make you make. pizza. And I have, because I've had it and I know, I've been vetted. We're good. You'd be fine. Yeah, we're good with pizza. I just want to cook something else for him, too.

Here lately, I've got. I'm pretty thick skin, though. No, no, no. I hear lately, I've got, I was shocked at how much of pizza costs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. $26.

Yeah. For a large sweep. For one, one 14-inch pizza is 26 bucks. Oh, they're expensive, yeah. Yeah, and back in the, I went, yeah. The McAllister's got like 13 pizzas for 1203.50. I mean, imagine that. Yo, because I don't know about it.

I don't have a thing. I don't have a thing. I don't have a lot of them. I watched them pick up, you know, somebody coming and pick up. Hey, they got this thing stacked up. Hey, it's a couple hundred dollars for tip. Oh, yeah. I think I make my own pizza.

Yeah. So I had to run by and see Al, your nephew, Al, a few weeks back. And he was actually, he and Lisa were about to leave to go somewhere, but he was cooking something on the grill, you know. Fire on the grill. He said, well, he said, yeah, boy, Si, he didn't like the dressing I made for him. I was like, really?

And I had heard the story, but I wanted to hear it from Al. We told it 10 times to the whole world, Al. We're aware of them. The dressing sucks, Al. Well, no, no, okay. Al told me, and he said, he said, man, he said, I mean, sigh was kind of rough on us. You know, he said, I,

well, it's the deal about they don't understand. Al's dad and mama raised him. Okay. That'd be Phel and Kay for those.

Trying to follow along at home. Against sage. Yeah. Well, you got to just think about this. Okay. Side part mule deer now. Yeah.

What do you, what do you, what ingredients do you put together to make a, a dressing, tuck it dressing. Grass for the sage. Well, here's the thing.

I don't really mean either way. You use bread that you've toasted. You know, you toasted. What happened to use doughnuts? It makes it. Okay, you use rich crackers. You use plain, saltine crackers. Okay.

And cornbread. A cornbread. So all you've got here is bread, crackers, crackers, crackers, crackers, well, if you don't put something in there to give it a little flavor. Yeah. all you've got is a bunch of wet crackers and bread you big dummy so there's the filter I was talking about that they don't have yeah al loves the carbide so when they done it you know first of all I never guessed it

yo I actually get the spoon were you excited about it sign yeah and then it was a disappointing until I dipped it was a big spoon and then I think I've got soup Oh, it wasn't done. You know, because, hey, he didn't cook it long enough. No too much broth in the month. Okay, yeah, it was running. So that's the first time I told him. I said, Al, you're dressing.

You need to cook it longer. It was running. But you was hard on him. I don't think it's the dawn of man. I said, then I said, hey, look. I said, I understand, and it's not your fault. Oh, you did say that? Oh, no.

Yeah, I said, look, I understand. It's not your fault. Ow, Al, I said, your dad and mom, Tad Phil, have. made you anti-sage. He's an anti-sage. Yeah, anti-sage. But I need to say this.

This poor dish that Al made has been blasted for more time to more people than any other dish since the dawn of man. It's been blasted more than his obsession with vest, which is troubling. We have talked about this one bucket of saltine wet crackers. You got to understand some here.

It's almost March. Usually when you eat anything that a rubberer, who cooks. Okay, normally, it's good. Real good. Well, Sa, you know, like Al's pies. You're not going to get any better pie. When it's good as good.

Overrated. If you look at Al and he's got a pie in one hand, I'm just saying physically, if you look at him, he got pie in one hand and dressing another, I'm probably going to think I bet that pie is good. I'm just saying, like just from looks at it. Oh, no, no. You know, and like if Jace walks in with a,

a cake and some frog leg. I'm probably going to look at him and say, I'll take the frog legs fire. Yeah. So like, you know, visually you can match up with what people. And Willie, you just want to see a pot. But no, no, but I just, whatever's in that pot.

I said, hey, look, I said, I, hey, dressing is one of them things that you don't, you just, nobody just cooks it and says, oh, it's good. Yeah, you don't happen into it either. You don't, you need, hey, this is something you've got to work on. In Al's defense, he and Lisa were cooking because Phil and Kay weren't. Yeah. So, and that's what he said. So you got to cut him a little slack. Oh, no. Well, I told him. I said, hey, look, that was you first time? It wasn't bad. It does take a set of stones to go after the main attraction

of Thanksgiving. Oh, no. Yeah. I mean, you got to. Oh, you should try. You're putting them on the table saying, that's the main attraction. Those are bad things. But in there, in the Robertson deal, ducking dressing is the staple of Thanksgiving. Oh, see, here's the a thing. Like that's the deal. Well, I brought it up here for Corey and all

the, uh, duck, uh, Ducks around the employees. I brought two of them. And I sat it down and I said, now here's the deal.

This, let me give you this, uh, what, alert. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I said,

this is not cooked for your taste. Yeah. I said, this is cooked for the way I like. Size was great. I mean, I'd keep away all the evil spirit. Like,

you know, Dracula can't eat it. Yeah, you breathe that. Whatever. Whatever. keeps away and you hang it over your door deal to keep bad spirits out or whatever we was cleans for a while by the way bring some more back up here because i think something that slipped in here

but um you know we we could use the plans got me yeah um but oh yeah look hey sage is used to cleanse and get rid of unwarranted spirits yeah there you go hang out on these halls around here because i like i've told i don't know if it's a spirit of the rats but you know hey you need I heard one of like a 30 minutes. You need to put more sage in your dresses. Oh, they got the message, trust me. So now my question is this, are you going to kind of hold back

and take it easy on him? You should be you. Otherwise you're going to have to eat his crappy. I said, hey, next time, let me be there when you make it. No, you're going to look up and say I'm going to be one there but like carries their own bottle of hot sauce in their pocket. Saigon show them. Say it's giving it.

Well, no. Give it a little. Oh, I'll give it a little flavor. I'm going to give it a little flavor. If it ain't gotten, I'm going to give it to it, okay? I don't even think I could tell you what sage tastes like. Oh, buddy, you know it. When you bite it, you're like, yep.

That's where most people don't know how to make pizza. They put Italian sausage on a pizza because they think Italian. Yeah. No. Yeah. Me and Italian sauces don't. I mean, I don't find it. But if you catch one of them fennel seeds just right, like gives you a shot of fennel

straight to your mouth. You're like, yeah. It just gets a little rough on you. Some of them seeds they got. Sorry, I fixed your mind. Yeah, he ain't got it back where it was. Hey, man, Sai comfortable today. It's taking me 430 episodes

to figure out how to sit in this chair comfortably. Got it? Like, I'm basically laying down today. Lay it down, boy. I'm very comfortable. Oh, man. For the first time ever. But no, pork sausage on pizza is way to go.

American pork sausage. I got to figure out. I'm texting Allison. On what? You making peach it or not? I feel like I'd be. Yeah, I've been messing up. On what?

What? I've been putting hamburger meat on my pepperoni pizza. I need to make it like breakfast sauce. Yes. Yourself or? Oh, yes for me. Yeah. Ornys.

Like, you making a peachy yourself. No, no, I don't, it's, yeah, when I ordered it, John. Oh, yeah. Now, you get the sauce. Yeah. Cut the hamburger meat. I put, I put hamburger bean. I remember that.

I wanted it, you know. That's bland trash. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was a bad move on my part. Yeah. Yeah. I put sausage on.

Yeah. Because Johnny's uses pork sauces. Okay, yeah, all right. Yeah. Absolutely. So now what you, so now how are you going to just so I'll know? He wants pepperoni, sausage, and jalapinas. That's what he wants.

And I guess I might tell them, hey, you dummies, put a little halapenos on there. Yeah. More of them. I cannot wait. Have more of, have at least three or four on each piece. Ooh. We're still waiting for that invite to do a podcast at your house while you make pizza. Oh, I don't like pizza.

No, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Hey, his deal is portable. He can do it right here. I don't like to mix work and pleasure. Look, what am I going to get? Is pizza work? Well, if Hunter shows up with a camera. If the money's on you back, I'll give you the money to buy the stuff.

Here we go. We'll make it. We'll make it happen. We're about to have some fillet mignon pizza. Yeah, right. Side buying it. Oh, I don't mind. I don't mind.

I'm doing that too. I eat that real chorizo. It'll be worth it, okay, because I'm going to eat me about six or seven of them. See, that's what I'm afraid of. The problem is he only makes you one. I make you two. Wait, man, you can't go down. He ain't going to be what it's wonderful.

The good news is, though, he made my kids one, too. So, like, I ain't there. Yeah, he ain't there. They were too busy trying to jump off a staircase. Kids pizzas are what I like to call appetizers. Yeah, he just eat the rest of them. You know, because Willie, Willie wasn't done that one night. What, making pizza?

Yeah. Willie ratio. Willie makes pretty good mean pizza. Willie's ratio is a ball. He done that when we kill that there over in Yazoo, Mississippi. Yeah. His are better. Oh, they're better.

Willys? They're better. Willys? Of course they are, son. Yeah, so, hey, you got, hey, yeah, you go. Yeah. No, Willie's right. You need to get off your butt, you and your wife,

and let's get the pizza bill. Willie's ratio's all off because he treats a pizza the same way he treats whatever he puts in a pot. Yeah. Well, he keeps that. Yep. And it's too much. The Robertson is bad about that. Okay.

You still want to taste the crust instead of just all topic. Well, you also want the crust to be able to hold it. You know, I got tick of the field. brought chili down the fields one time? I wouldn't have done that. Oh, no, no, no, yeah. Oh, hey, I got thick skin. I ain't worried about it.

The first thing he did was he took the dipper that I used for, you know, chili. Yeah. He's done it like it and poured it out. Nope. I like to crush crackers up in mine. Oh, the thicken it? Yeah, me.

Thicking it up. Yeah, I don't mind my chili be a little thin because I want to. I don't like my chili where it, no. Yeah. It's, he's got a paste. Nope. For chili. Yeah.

My chili's pretty thick. Oh, no. He's, oh, no, Phil's got a paste. But there's different kinds of chili. Yeah. Chili's built for fritos. Oh, no.

I have chili built for saltines. Well, no, no, I go both ways. I go both ways. A ladle. There ain't nothing better than them, get a good pot of chili, empty a bunch of fritos in it.

And then just cover that sucker up with cheese, buddy. hungry. Why do we go back to food? Do you guys make chili with rice? What? Do you guys make chili with rice? Again, I say what? No, I know. I've done it.

I know what he's talking about. I like it like that, but sometimes. With rice? Yeah, we put rice and fritos. Yeah, and fritos. It's awesome. And frito. Instead of just cook a pot of rice, okay, have your fritos and chili and cheese mixed

and put it on top of the rice. No one of me, Mark. I mean, if you cut up some smoke sauce, you got red beans and rice. Well, I know, but hey, I ain't even better. You put beans in your chili? You put beans in your chili? No.

No. No. Of course I do. Actually, if you go back to like episode 120, there's a giant fight. On beans and chilling. I'm not being in being. I don't put it in mine either.

Our fans have even sound off about, it was, you know, I wasn't everybody's favorite when this thing started. Somebody just made a comment that said still isn't, and I'm okay with that. But he just, he said, you still aren't you stupid. Got him. Anyways, I won over about half of our fan base because I was the only one that said beans belong in chili. And I'd maintain that.

I don't mind. But I'm sure I said I would eat it. Oh, I don't mind them. I just don't put them in there when I make it. But if somebody makes it and calls it chili, I'm cool with that. Like, that's fine. Oh, no, I don't mind. It is chili.

Yeah, I'm in. But I'm not, I digress. That's like a good That's like a good pot of pent-old beans Oh, buddy With a ham If you don't throw a big leftover ham

I haven't eaten good in like a year So I'm starving right now No look And a slab of that Gulf of American cornbread Oh no No Mexican cornbread

Lisa's Mexican cornbread I know It's Gulf of America now America Because hey look When you turn that thing over You got them strips of bacon on the bottom as you're looking at.

Oh, yeah. I can do that too. Yeah, you got the jalapinas in there all chopped up. I read Lisa's recipe wrong the first time and didn't realize it was for two pans. Oh, yeah. And put it in one. I put it all in one.

Yeah, you got like a cake then. It's so good like that. Nope, this is the right way. Yeah, you make it. It's almost like corn casserole. Does anybody make hot water corn brand? Yeah. Hey, heck yeah, man.

You can make it yourself. Absolutely. You know where I want to go? Big mamas. Everybody can make that and it's good. Well, hot water cornbread? Yeah, it ain't too hard. Is Big Mamas and Munros?

I don't go to lunch. Yeah, but a lot of people. Growing up, growing up, we called it dog bread because that's what you threw out to the dogs. See, that's the only thing left. Man, that's, talking about missing your grandparents or stuff like that. Like this time of year, wintertime,

I go over it right now, and there would be a pot of greens and a fresh thing of hot water cornbread because they ate hot water cornbread with greens every day. Oh, no. Oh, my grandmother, my mama hell. You cook that every day.

Yeah, she was yellow or white cornmeal? She had a, uh-huh. She was yellow or white cornmeal. She does both. Both. Yeah, she done both. And both of them, there was no leftover for the dogs. Yeah.

Now, that would be the only thing. The dogs ain't getting this. Yeah, that would be the only thing. Because it didn't warm up great. If you didn't eat it, if she made too much of it, you didn't eat it, it didn't warm up great. There was never too much. But that was before an air fryer come out. So I bet that stuff would be fire in an air friar.

I'm so hungry. Why do we do? I can remember my grandfather making those big butter beans in the kitchen. Oh, that white one. Yeah. Yeah. Man, they were good with biscuits. Oh, no.

Praise Jesus. So good. I'm starving. Oh. And with the ham bone in it, you know. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. 318, 215, 6559.

I have an email first. Oh, hello at dot callroom. I'm like you, Jay, yeah. I'm starving. So we got to talk about something. Yeah, I'm starving. We're switching gears. We got to take the edge off.

Switching gears. Si, Austin from Minnesota emails in. Austin. Awesome from Minnesota. I bet he's freezing. Yeah, if it's, it's going to be able to imagine. Si, did you watch the big game the other night? What game?

America versus Canada. Oh. In a total exhibition match that meant nothing. In hockey. In hockey. It was just a game. Was there a big fight? They,

The Canadians, our friends from up north, decided to boo the national anthem of America. Wait a minute. At the beginning of the game. Are you kidding me? True story. And in the first nine... Hey, in the first nine seconds of the game, some old boys from like Massachusetts beat the piss out of them.

There were three fights in the first nine seconds of the game. And then, I don't know if y'all know who won. It was a... I don't know. We won the fight. We won the fight. We won the game. Oh, really?

You boo our national stuff. You figure it's your butt-wooked. Hey, and, hey, look, here's what I'm here to tell you. So now in this game that means nothing, there's a championship that means nothing. It's all about just pride. It's their All-Star game. Instead of like East West, they're like, let's just go Canada versus America. In the NHL?

But ain't like half of them from Russia? They have their teams, too, but they lost. Oh. And it's Canada. versus America. It means nothing, except for who can brag. Is that where Beth is? Beth's probably at home stirring up a big old pot of...

Sharpen in her skate. Sharpen her skate and what's that gross stuff? She's acting like... Houtback hadn't done a thousand times better. Cheese fries, but they add gravy. Yeah, they have that at Sonic. Yeah. $1.99.

And you can add chili. We're not even impressed. But tonight, America and Canada, It's facing off on the ice. Who you got? Hey. You, if you booed the national anthem,

you figure it's your A-S-S-S. Oh, he spelt it for those at home and didn't want to say it. Gosh, mighty. Oh, goodness gracious. I'm actually pumped. Look, hey, you don't talk about the flag

or the song. Lord have mercy. I think it wasn't. Oh, hey, or, Merrill Agon said it better. If you do, You don't step on my fighting side, Jack. I don't know where that would catch on.

What? You know, I can- DSPN tonight at 720 Central. Dislike you and your country. But I would never be so rude. It's to boo your anthem. It's to boo your anthem. I think they got caught in the moment.

Of the hockey. Or your flag. That's just one of the things you don't do. Yeah, that's disrespectful. Yeah. That's like, you just don't do that. That's like walking up somebody's spitting all. Oh, no.

You deserve whatever's coming. Oh, no. I think, say, that's one of them. Yeah. Because, hey, I've had, you know. You about to catch him hands on you. Well, hey, it's, and look, it's nothing. It's reflex.

It's in Boston. What you got was reflex. Oh, Boston. Those psychos are in my human, in my opinion. Hey, them folks. The last thing you do to me is spit on them. You don't want to mess around in Boston. Them boys threw that tea in that harbor.

I don't want to, in Canada or anything. Get out of here. Come on. I just want to point out, wouldn't they be pretty pissed right now because Trump wants to turn that into a 51st day? Well, then don't let him. Do better.

Yeah, run your own country. Anyway, I have a voice. If they're listening to our show, they like Trump more than Trudeau. Yeah, there ain't no pro-trudes up in here. Hey, guys, this is Ben from. Hi, Ben, Tinville. Hi, Ben, from Indiana. Illinois.

Go ahead. Wisconsin. Hey, guys. This is Ben from Iowa. And I am applying to be the commencement speaker at my graduation ceremony. And I want to share Jesus with them. But I go to a public school. Do it anyway. So I don't know how to mix that in because I'm worried they'll just unplug the mic on me

because that's kind of the way things seem to go. So what do you think the best way to share Jesus at my commencement speech would be? All the way until they unplug the mic, big dog. No, I want to. But they ain't going to do that. If they unplug the mic, you're going to end up on Fox News. Yeah. Yeah, but I say you go through the commencement speech and then at the end, you just hammer them with it.

And then if they unplug it in, it doesn't matter. No, I'd start. You don't got it in. Yeah, you don't got it in. You got to be smart about it. No, you got to. You got it. Jesus with them.

That's how you do. If you go share, share it to top. Share it all the way. Share it to top. share it all the way because that way they're still paying attention at the end ain't nobody listening to a commencement speaker but they will be listening to they want to be getting out of there when you flip the switch i'm thinking that they're ready they may be ready to hand you the mic yeah here jesus will amen buddy and it but if they unplug you right there you're done they're ready for it it doesn't matter

well i don't hit them with it that's fine let me tell you about the man and then you and his name is jesus christ and you end up on fox and friends he's the son of god all right Here's what he did for you, me, and everybody around there. As long as you get it out, you can do it at the front of the end. Last time I checked, it's still American, you still got freedom of speech. That's it. Unless you're in Canada, because then you're just going to get beaten hockey tonight. Hey, my Bible on the front of it is, is give them Jesus, Jack.

Yeah. You got anything else, Hunter? Let's say one more, and then we'll get out of here. There's nothing like beating somebody at their own street from Lynchburg. Lynchburg, Virginia. Oh, I got it. I was too slow. or Kentucky.

Oh. I have a question. He sounds like you go celebrity. If you guys bring a zombie apocalypse, what would the three items be that you would use to survive? Thank you all. Shout out to Uncle Si, he's number one. I didn't watch that show.

There's almost a zombie apocalypse. You only got three items. That one cat had a bat, right? Lucille. Yeah. With barbed wire around it, not a great idea. Yeah. He used it on humans.

He was a bad guy. Oh. Whoops. Um, zombie apocalypse, three items to survive. Do you want to survive? Yeah, I think I probably just let them go. Y'all have this place. Yeah, y'all can have this place.

I'm going to heaven, big, dog. Yeah, that's the tough thing there. Do you want to spend the rest of your time running from them things? I'm not, uh, you know. I don't think I don't want to be around. Get the three things. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

Yeah. If Martin, I'm going somewhere else. If dead people start eating the live people, I just think we got bigger issues than three things. He said, what would these three things? I tell you this, they ain't going to eat me alive. I'll fix that. A spaceship.

You may eat me dead, but you ain't going to eat me alive. This is being an soldier. Give me an automatic weapon and plenty of ammo. Yeah. What gets them? Is there like something special to kill zombies? You got to hit them in the head. In the head?

Yeah. Yeah, shotgun with a full choke and a bunch of shells. Hey, give me an automatic weapon. That's three things. That's three of them. That's all I need. I'm going to go. As if there's any critters left, I get them too.

Yeah, I just don't know. That's a tough one. You need a weapon and unlimited bullets. I can get rid of the living problem. I can end that with that shotgun. I get in that shot. I get a shot. I'm done.

Yeah. Yeah. I would, I'm going to take a bunch of them women before I got me. He's going to get some at DNA. Yeah, I may actually upgrade

to a 12 gauge again on that one. I may put my little P-shooters down for that one. That's why I said automatic weapons. Yeah. I don't know what weapon would be my weapon of choice.

I would probably be a baseball bat slinger, though, if I had hand-to-hand. Yeah. Jace would have his axe. Well, I always see. I wouldn't, I would have gets a hand-to-hand.

chopping. Yeah, I don't want to. Hey, look. Yeah, this ain't football. I ain't trying to fight in a phone booth. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want hand-to-hand. If it ever gets there, yeah, okay.

He's already decided. If it's got out of hand-to-hand, I'm out of ammo. Good news is I ain't read nothing about them zombies in that good book. I don't think that's going to happen. Yeah, I think we'll all be taken care of before that happens. What if it did, though? I'm out. Yeah.

I just need a boat. There you go. You can get to the. ocean from here. Boat money, baby. You could stay on the water with a good weapon and food. That storm roll in. That's bad.

What's going on to do when he was in the water? Just pop him on the head. Yeah. No, you go to like Tom Hanks Island. He's a cork. He's sunk him, boys. Tom Hanks Island. Yeah, from Castaway.

Oh, that one. I thought he had one like that other fella. No, he might. So we probably should. No, no, like to clarify, if he has an extra one, I mean the one from Castaway, just be by myself. You know what I'm saying? I don't, yeah, I don't really want to be around people anyway, so.

Yeah. Go find Stone. Just do what he says. Matthew 2431, and he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds from one end of the heavens to the other. I ain't worried about three things in the zombie apocalypse, because I got one thing. His name's Jesus. I'm going to ride with him.

He'll ride with him. And he's gathering us, boys. We're having to gatherings.