Dumb Blonde - 67: Dumb Blonde: Madison Morgan BEAT me at Never Have I Ever!!

Episode Date: October 14, 2020

  Madison Morgan plays Never Have I Ever with Bunnie and talks about her day to day life as a content creator.  Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Takeaways:   Madison Morgan just hit 1 million followers on Instagram A typical day for Madison starts off with waking up around 9 am, a makeup artist comes over around 11 am, and then she starts posting content She started in the webcam business about 8 years ago Then she started doing premium snapchat about 2 years ago She opened her OnlyFans account about a year ago Madison treats OnlyFans like a job, and attributes her success with it to that Bunnie and Madison play Never Have I Ever: “Never have I ever had sex with two different people without showering in between” “Never have I ever had sex in a hot tub” Madison did on her 18th birthday “Never have I ever slept with my boss or teacher to get ahead” Madison had a boss at a webcam studio and slept with him at work because she really liked him. “Never have I ever filmed my partner while having sex without them knowing” She hasn’t but now she wants to “Never have I ever used another person’s razor to shave my pubic hair” She has; girls share razors all the time so it’s not a really big deal “Never have I ever been an escort or a prostitute” Madison hasn’t; she was a dancer prior to the pandemic though “Never have I ever had a pregnancy scare” Madison laughed and said she literally has one every month “Never have I ever wanted to f*ck someone playing this game right now” “Never have I ever been told what to do during sex” Bunnie and Madison both love that- a lot of CEO’s love to be dominated “Never have I ever masturbated to someone in this room” Madison said she is going to change that really soon “Never have I ever had sex in the sea” Bunnie doesn’t like having sex in water- it hurts Madison agrees- by the sea is cool, not in the sea “Never have I ever paid for a hotel room for one night only to have sex” Bunnie has done that many times “Never have I ever been paid for sex” Madison hasn’t but she wants to. She said it would make her feel both dirty and powerful “Never have I ever had a sexual failure” “Never have I ever slapped someone in the face during sex” They both love getting slapped during sex. Madison shot content with a guy one time who was a hippy and she was surprised that he was really into it “Never have I ever had a sexual injury” A few days ago, Madison was shooting a BDSM video and she had her hands tied behind her back with a ball gag in. The guy was really girthy and he was pile driving her and half of it went in her butt and it threw her through the roof.  She said she basically dies for like thirty seconds but then they kept going “Never have I ever had sex with a virgin” Madison actually lost her virginity to a virgin. She also took her old roommate’s virginity but after he got too clingy years later, she moved out Madison and Bunnie are both still friends with the guys they lost their virginity to “Never have I ever had sex in a hospital” Hospitals just don’t appeal to Madison or Bunnie. “Never have I ever had sex with someone more than twice my age” Bunnie loves silver foxes like Dr. Drew Madison’s thinks Hugh Jackman is super hot “Never have I ever fingered a woman or been fingered during a movie, in the back or a taxi, or on an airplane” During a movie for sure- Madison did in an uber too. Bunnie gave a guy a BJ on a plane “Never have I ever had sex with a model” Madison doesn’t really go for models; her type kind of varies but she loves that white trash look and she’s into older guys “Never have I ever required medical attention because there was a foreign object stuck inside of me” Madison hasn’t. Bunnie tried a trick one time when she was on her period where she put a makeup sponge inside of her, but it was really hard to get back out “Never have I ever preferred a sex toy over my partner” Just use one at the same time as your partner!   “Never have I ever watched porn with animals” Neither Bunnie nor Madison have ever had an interest in that “Never have I ever had sex in my parents’ bed” Madison had sex in her boyfriend’s parents’ bed, but never her own parents. “Never have I ever sniffed someone’s underwear” Bunnie’s husband has a bad habit of mixing his clean clothes and dirty clothes so she has sniffed his boxers before to try and figure out if its clean or dirty “Never have I ever worn latex clothing during sex” Bunnie absolutely loves latex but Madison doesn’t like it. Latex makes you sweat and if you have a spray tan it makes you look like you rolled around in coffee grounds “Never have I ever had to lie about my number to avoid judgement” Madison isn’t ashamed of her body count, she has never lied about it. Madison is currently single She is open to dating but dating in general is hard Madison has hooked up with people who slide in her DM’s Madison has been engaged before but never married Madison and Bunnie are going to make content sometime this week together   Quotes: “I try to never set an alarm if I can help it… Hugh Hefner didn’t do that” – Madison “Yeah! Pro Hoe!” – Madison “I couldn’t be with a dude who wasn’t aggressive in bed” – Bunnie “The guy you have the best sex with is the guy who should be in prison” – Madison “I love silver foxes” – Bunnie   Mentioned:   Madison Morgan Instagram | Twitter | OnlyFans   Check out Bunnie: Instagram | Facebook | Twitter | YouTube | OnlyFans   Sponsored by: Adam and Eve Use Code BUNNIE for 50% offSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What's up you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. Today I have a guest on that I've wanted on for a really long time. She is the hottest redhead on the internet in my opinion, Madison Morgan. What's up baby? How are you? Oh, thank you, honey. I'm honored I get to be on here even though I am a redhead, not a blonde. Oh, no, that's totally fine. I bring on all sorts of hair colors i'm the dumb blonde so all my guests can have different hair colors dude you just hit a million followers on only fans yeah uh no i wish listen it's been a long fucking day okay for both of us for both of us this poor baby just fucking flew in literally on a flight. So it came straight from the airport here. So poor mama.

She's like, no problem. Let's try that again. So you just hit a million followers on Instagram. How does that feel? It feels pretty cool. It was like, did you ever imagine that you would have a million followers? Like, what the fuck? Like a million people know who you are.

Is that not crazy? Yeah, I guess. That is pretty nuts. I remember I was like 100,000 would be the coolest thing. And that's still a really cool thing to happen. Of course. I was like, that was like my big, big goal. So to have that multiplied by 10, I'm like, ooh.

Do you find that business opportunities are so much better for you now because you do have such a bigger following on Instagram? Or does it not make any difference? Oh, 100% it does. Yeah. 100%. much better for you now because you do have such a bigger following on Instagram or do you, does it not make any difference? Oh, 100% it does. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Do you get like sponsors and stuff like that? Or how does that work? I don't know how, cause I'm only at like 400 and something, but how does that work? Oh, only half a million, only half a million. Oh my God. That's a ton of followers. It's a lot of work to get those fucking half a million. Let me tell you oh god yeah i know yeah my top girls are like how do i get like this many followers like x y and z and like this sounds like work i'm like yeah yeah people don't realize how much

like content that you guys have to that we have to put out like every day what is like a typical day for you oh that's a great question um i don't set an alarm i don't believe if i i try to never set an alarm if i can help it uh hugh hefner didn't do that yeah and look at him i mean he fucking built a fucking empire he sure he sure did actually i think his daily routine is interesting but um yeah anyways like i get up around like nine o'clock or so and like each day it's kind of funny because it's like really varies yeah i'm kind of a workhorse so i get up at nine either have like a makeup artist come over around 11 or i start getting myself ready around 11 you know i bullshit i procrastinate yeah i will myself to get ready

and then i uh get all pretty and then i like post all my content which takes like an hour or two to do that i like it's like a cycle like literally it's an everyday ritual that you have to do to just keep the constant uh attention and affection of the followers yeah yeah and i mean nobody wants to follow someone who doesn't post i don't right yeah i get scared posting on my main account now i actually made a backup account because my fucking main account is always getting flagged every time and i don't even fucking do anything wrong you know i know you have a hater yeah something do you get flagged with that many followers you would think that you would have fucking trolls um i've had problems in the past

and i kind of just like i actually read the guidelines like what i can and can't post right so i can't really get in trouble hopefully right gotcha yeah sorry my day sometimes isn't the most interesting but yeah no no no totally fine so collabing with other girls when did you start your only fans um so i started uh in the webcam business about uh eight years ago and then i started doing premium snapchat about a year and a half to no it's about two years now at this point it seems like that all goes hand in hand webcam premium snapchat only fans oh yeah oh god yeah for sure and then um yeah i started making i did an only fans uh i want to say like a year ago or so yeah when you

did webcam who were you webcamming for like what was what was it? Stream mate. Yeah. My free camp and stuff like that. That was like back in the day. That was like really good money for it. Nobody will ever make fucking only fans money from like from back in the day. But literally like webcam was like I did webcam for a while and I loved it. It was a lot of fucking work though. Way more work than only fans. Yeah,

I guess it, I guess it is just because you're live while you're live and you're having to engage you're having to make people tip you and stuff like that and with only fans like you get to make content and then post it whenever you want yeah no that's true because you just recorded are you uh record everything ahead of time you have to post but you can be like looking homeless you take a shower i bet you were great at webcamming though no i uh yeah i was good but i have a fucking add problem so i would literally like be on there doing having like 10 moods 10 episodes and fucking everybody loved it because i was just a maniac but yeah um only fans how is

that working out for you oh quite well don't want to jinx it but yeah it's going pretty good but uh and i think the main thing too is like when people are like, oh, how do you do all in there? I'm like, you treat it like a job. Right. Yeah, totally. You have to daily engagement, all that stuff. Well, I have you on the podcast and I have some questions that I want to ask you to kind of like pull you out of your shell a little bit. Is that OK?

Can we do that? OK. She's like, OK. All right. So we're going to play a game of never have i ever and you can choose to answer the questions or if it's too risque for you you can just say pass but hopefully you won't say pass probably not push me baby push all right cool i like it let's do it all right first question is have you ever had sex never have i ever had sex with two different people without showering in between?

Well, she's like, push me, baby. Well, this does a threesome count or no? Yeah, I guess because you would be having sex with two people, right? Was it a was it a was it double? I did. I've done some. I've done some. I've done more like boy, girl, girl, for sure. But I've done like some with like two boys how is that i've never done that is it fun is it too many swords is it too many roosters in the hen house no you like it can you take it both at the same time or do you just rotate them you know what i haven't done a dp which is weird okay yeah i've done it with toys and i really really like it with toys yeah but i want to take two cocks and all the holes yes that's fucking not at a girl that's a girl after my own heart yeah all right cool see now i knew these questions would pull you out of your show so here we go this is what we want all right never hold on my thing isn't working i like that though i was like how to throw us like that that's a deep push

or not a deep question but an interesting question has been freezing up so give me one second i'm gonna throw this phone i swear aren't we all the room no mine's been giving me like unusual fucking problems never have i ever had sex in a hot tub i have 18th birthday baby yay let me hear this story 18th birthday so that's a memorable one yes i'm just gonna tell it fuck it whatever so we love it i had a uh my boyfriend at the time come over and i had only snuck a boy over when i lost my virginity and i snuck a boy over my 18th birthday so i'm a meant as occasion so yeah yeah so i lived at home and then i had like girlfriends over for a sleepover and we were just like talking and making noise so like you know my parents sorry mom and dad were like asleep i hope mom and dad don't watch this. They won't. Don't worry.

So anyways, like they kind of just hung out and I was like, hey, he's going to come over and I'm going to have birthday sex. And I'm like, go girl, you go get that dick. Okay, bye. That's some good friends right there. Some great friends. I love that. That's how my girls would be. That's how we are with each other for sure.

Yeah, pro ho. Yeah, pro ho. Yeah, we fucked in like the hot tub. We fucked in my bedroom. We fucked in the back. I mean, all this stuff. And then finally, like, we were in my room. And then I hear a knock.

And I'm like, hide in the closet. Hide. I repeat. Hide in the closet. And he's a big dude. He's like 6'6". And like all that stuff. I throw him in the closet.

And then my girlfriend was like, I knew you thought it was your penis. It's just me. Oh, my God. What a dick. Were you like shitting your pants? Yeah. Well, she had a question. So she wasn't trying to be a dick. But like, yeah, of course I shit my pants. Dude. Oh, my God, what a dick. Were you like shitting your pants? Yeah, well, she had a question, so she wasn't trying to be a dick,

but like, yeah, of course I shit my pants. Dude, oh my God. I would still be mad at my friend to this day if she did that to me. Oh, no, no. I don't know what she had to ask, but she was like, I'm so sorry. That is so funny.

All right, let's keep it moving. Never have I ever slept with my boss to get ahead or a teacher to get a good grade. Oh, the teacher one I'm gonna do, hopefully, hopefully do one day. Yes. Yes, I slept with my boss to get ahead or a teacher to get a good grade oh the teacher one I'm gonna do hopefully hopefully do one day yes yes I slept with the boss to get ahead yeah can we talk about it or no yeah I don't care okay let's talk about it what is it let me hear uh well I had this one boss I was at my uh webcam studio and I had like a huge crush on him I just thought he was so cool yeah I still think he's cool actually but um yeah like I liked him for like a long time I didn't really get anything

from it I just really liked him right so I don't know if that's necessarily I think it works with the boss yeah yeah I think it works something that works that's hot too did you guys do it on webcam or just off camera no I was like he'd knock on the door and I'd be like okay guys gotta go yeah sorry I gotta go i just i got mine i gotta get out yeah but i didn't really get anything from it but whatever no it's all right i got some good dick yeah i got some good dick never have i ever filmed my partner while having sex without them knowing oh that's kind of sexy and creepy all at the same time love it i haven't but i should and i will yes i'll do it like a porn boy. So they're like, I'll be like, hey, guess what I filmed.

Yeah. So speaking of partner, do you have a partner? I don't know. You're single. Yeah. I'm ready to mingle. All the boys are going to be heading over to Madison Morgan to check you out, baby. Is it just hard to date in this industry or you just don't want anybody right now?

Oh, I know I'm definitely open to dating. It's just I think dating in general is hard. I don't really know if the adult industry is necessarily harder. Right. Well, some people, some guys can't handle it and they're super jealous. So that's true. Yeah, that's what I was meaning by that. I just don't talk to those boys.

Yeah. I don't know. I mean, they're definitely out there, but I just kind of don't attract guys like that. And then also, too, if that's not their thing, there's nothing wrong with that. But I just kind of don't attract guys like that and then also too if that's not their thing there's nothing wrong with that but I just kind of break it off pretty quick right so do you have a lot of weirdos in your dm oh yeah don't wait don't don't you have you yeah I do I yeah I get a lot of fucking Arabic people um have you ever dated anybody that's like slid in your dm do you find that attractive uh you know I don't think like okay like I've hooked up with them

and like we're all i'm actually friends with all of them still yeah okay so yeah we stay each other's houses but not like a boyfriend but yeah yeah so you so sliding in the dm does work it can oh shit if you're a tattooed boy from southern california your odds are definitely higher because that's what they all have in common all the tattooed boys from socal need to reach out to miss morgan over here all right never have i ever your cock yes she's a fucking cock star over here never have i ever used another person's razor to shave my pubic hair i have i mean i think we all have yeah i think girls all have like i girls share razors all the fucking time so that's like nothing too crazy no never have I ever been an escort or a prostitute oh saucy I have it just so you know

I'm not these are already written questions yeah no you're fine you can ask whatever um I haven't I know a lot of girls do like really well for themselves with that. But I just like I can barely handle boyfriends. I can't handle like a sugar daddy. Right. So you don't you've never like, you know, been hired to do a gig and just happen to sleep with somebody or anything like that. Like I know a lot of models do do that, too. Yeah, I know. And I don't think it's necessarily called like escorting or prostitution.

It's just like an exchange of currency and, you know, talent. Right. Right. Even like prostitution. Like who cares an exchange of currency and yeah you know talent right right even like prostitution like who cares yeah yeah totally if you get if you feel like you guys are both satisfied at the end of the day then great right yeah i'm just i'm not like a big like i wasn't a great stripper or anything just because like i'm not did you ever dance i danced like i do feature dancing or i did prior to corona and and that was really, really fun. But I'm just not like a big, like, oh, you can pay me what you want. No. Be like, motherfucker, give me your whole entire wallet. You're a redhead, too.

So motherfuckers go crazy. My husband loves redheads. Oh, does he? Oh, he does. You guys are so cute. You're going to have to come visit us one time. Would love that. Yeah, it'll be fun.

I'll have to go see you guys. Never have I ever had a pregnancy scare. I'm neur that. Yeah, it'll be fun. I'll have to go see you guys. Never have I ever had a pregnancy scare. I'm neurotic. I have one every month. Oh, shit. I love that. That's a great fucking answer, dude. That is a totally good answer. Never have I ever wanted to fuck someone playing this game

right now. Look, I did not write that, okay? This literally just came up right now and I read it out loud i'm quite blushing so are we gonna fuck are we gonna fuck one day wait we're gonna make content this week aren't we i hope so okay well there you go i can't yes i can't get you my books because you're like so important and busy oh stop it yes you can i'm just so hard when it's not like uh my work work it's so hard to get me penciled in and scheduled because i'm kind of like a i'm like you like i want to wake up and just fucking vibe my day and then be able to do

it so it's not like i can be like hey at three o'clock i'm gonna eat your pussy you know okay well i'm gonna text you and be like hey at three o'clock i'm gonna eat your pussy okay cool yeah do that and i'll be like okay come over okay there we go it'll be really easy all right never have i ever been told what to do during sex that's my favorite have I ever been told what to do during sex. That's my favorite. I love to be told what to do during sex. Like I couldn't be with a dude who just wasn't aggressive in bed. Right. Like, I don't think that's sexy. I don't want a beta. I want an alpha. Yeah, exactly. Like I kind of like, I like that when the tables are turned sometimes, but I like the guy to be primarily uh dominant yes yeah and i think also too like you have a strong personality i do and i'm kind of like in charge of my whole life yeah so it's super

common like a lot of ceos like to be dominated and people yeah people who are like really run their own lives like love to be dominated yeah absolutely like fucking throw me up against a wall slap me spit on me do whatever the fuck you want, dude. Yes. Love that. Never have I ever masturbated to someone in this room. I'm going to change that really soon. I'm going to get your only pants. This week, we will definitely be making that happen. Never have I ever had sex in the sea. What are we, fucking Ariel?

I wish. That'd be so dope. I mean, yeah, yes and no. I can have sex in water, but I don't like it. It like hurts my vagina. It feels like someone, a guy one time said like showers or like anything with water, your vagina feels like a dried up balloon. Yeah.

Like it hurts. It hurts me. And I don't like it. Like I'm just like, no, I can fuck outside of water, but doing it in water, just fucking and in like a lake. Sand in the vagina? Oh, that's the worst. It's like a fucking rash i hate

it it just feels so bad i don't like it now by the sea is cool yeah by the sea is very cool never have i ever paid for a hotel room for one night only to have sex wait have i i've done that many times okay yeah like you know like when you're in a relationship and you're out drunk and you're like hey let's go fuck somewhere other than our bedroom you know you just especially out here in vegas you just literally get a hotel room go fuck and then go home true i used to do that all the time me and my ex that was our like jam we used to just fucking live like in the hotels yeah i don't think i have actually what a bummer i'll have to change that yeah do that next time you're out drunk and just be like hey let's fucking go to caesar's palace and get a room and fuck all over the hotel room trash it like fucking

rock stars never wait uh sorry does it count if the other person bought a hotel room yeah totally oh jesse jones shut up who's this uh lovely lovely porn star friend oh good i don't think is it a he she he yeah oh awesome we banked at the paris oh very cool see so that does count yep does count never have i ever been paid for sex oh i haven't but i want to yeah what is it that'd be fun would it just make you feel like powerful doing that or would it make you feel dirty both yeah dirty and powerful like you're doing something so naughty yeah well i've been paid many a times nice in my past life that's all i did yeah um never have i ever had a sexual failure of course i've had a sexual i want to hear let me hear some uh like where the okay so failure like the guy couldn't get hard or finish or yeah like you're having anal and poop balls fall into the bed or something like that speaking for from experience

a sexual failure oh my god i couldn't stop well i mean i mean everyone's queefed during oh yeah i fucking hate that dude yeah oh i hate it anything else anything else fucking i accidentally peed on somebody that'd be kind of hot yeah i actually got paid to pee on somebody one time oh well like i'm trying to think of something interesting we'll come back to that yeah sorry i'm like i know i know they're there but we'll come back no you're good what's up guys i just want to take a minute to let you know who is sponsoring this podcast it's adam and eve they have been in business for the past 45 years and they always have 100% discreet packaging and shipping. Maybe you're lonely during quarantine. Maybe you want to flick

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i used to love getting slapped in my mouth to where i like tasted my own blood like that was a phase that i went through and finally i got tired of it after i got my lips done because you do it and like your fucking lip doesn't heal for like two weeks and the filler starts coming out. Like it's just a horrible fucking situation. Thought problems, man. Yeah. Exactly. But every dude I've ever gotten with does not like me to slap them in their face because they're so alpha.

They're like, bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you? Right. No, actually, I shot content with this guy and he's like this like really like lovey, like hippie, like just very like sweet kind of person. And I was like, slap me. And he was like, okay, I'm down. I was like, oh, you're so nice. I love this. Yeah. Did you get to slap him like really hard? So he slapped me and I slapped him. We kind of like took turns and it was really hot. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. I think it's sexy too. I love violence in bed. I don't know. I'm just beat the pussy up, beat me up too. Right. You get like a healthy form of abuse. Yeah, exactly. It's like controlled abuse. Yeah. Yeah. Never have I ever had a sexual injury. God. I mean, does it

count when it accidentally slides in my butt and you just want to die and then you want to kill him and you want to die? Do you just keep going at that point or do you are you just like ow motherfucker that hurts take your dick out i wish i was that calm actually you want to hear a story so a few days ago um i was shooting this really hot bdsm video and um so i have like slight red on my face i have like spit on my face you look like such a nice girl and then just to see the sexual side of you, like is just amazing. You're so funny.

You're like, are you going to be really shy? And I was like, yeah, you're like, let me just, let me get comfortable. Yeah.

Hold my water. Hold my water. Right. Um, but so anyways, like we're doing like the pile driver, which if you don't know what that is, go Google it.

Where they go from behind. Right. Yeah. So you're plowing you. Yeah. So they're like kind of standing up like downwards and your cervix take that i don't know because he takes a beating matter i'm gonna have to watch some of your fucking look i'm getting all comfortable i'm like let me pull this up and take some notes i'm gonna have to fucking subscribe to your only fans and check this shit out oh i'll send i'll send you the

free subscription oh okay well yes now you're speaking my language. Yeah. But I will support the cause too. I will always subscribe for my girls. Yeah, I subscribe to some of my friends. I'm a nosy pervert. Okay. I think we all are. So I have my hands tied by my back. I'm like doing all this stuff and I'm like really, really into it.

And this dude's got like a girthy dick. I mean, that shit's girthy. So like extra wrong person for this to happen. Oh my God. So we're doing the pile driver. Oh, I have the ball gagging too. So, you know, I'm- So you can't really say anything oh i just i found a way so anyways he like puts it in and like i mean probably about like half of it slides and i'm like

and i'm just like he probably loved it he probably thought it was like part of the porn right i know his voter died in the oh no well because i was like oh shit yeah so you know that like when it goes in accidentally you're just like you know you want to die no it's terrible you see stars that shit really fucking hurts like you literally you gotta fucking just it's got to be gentle you can not fucking go into the butthole too too hard and too fast no you can't it was like an accident like i get like why it happened and all that but i was just like you know how you die for like 30 seconds you're like okay i'm ready like what the class is and i was like okay let's do it he's like i'm like yeah it's fast like come on let's do the video you're like come on i'm a mama didn't raise no bitch let's go that is so funny all right never have i ever oh my god did my phone

freeze up again yes it did oh one second got a swipe out of all the apps i know i have not had time to do anything today poor baby all right one two three never have i ever had sex with a virgin i have i lost my virginity to a virgin i was a good girl yeah yeah me too the first guy i ever had sex with was a virgin too that is sweet but any virgins after that have you ever taken anybody's virginity yeah i took my old roommate i later became his roommate like three years later yeah and like uh you know like we hooked up and i think he didn't like me is what i think it was a long time ago and um i lived with him and it was like fine and then one day he was like i'm attached to you no i was like oh i'm moving out oh he just learned a hard lesson in love i guess but it was

like four years later so it was really bizarre yeah you're like dude well but they say you never forget your first but i forgot mine so i don't know yeah well i mean i know who he is but like i don't have any attachment to him you know yeah i'm actually still friends with the guy i lost me too if i ever see james i'm like hey what up and my girl momo actually knows his ex-wife or wife or whoever so it's a we're all in the family out here in vegas i'm sorry my nose keeps itching no you're okay baby never have i ever had sex in a hospital oh um hospital says one of the only things that just i'm not i don't go in there go like oh yeah i think when you're in the hospital it's like you're there for a

fucking reason you know yeah unless you're a nurse and a fucking doctor i don't think people should be having sex because there's sick people there you know and it's just not a place to do that yeah orthodontist chairs are different i had sex in an orthodontist chair oh cool with the orthodontist assistant it was very awesome those chairs have all the angles oh explains your uh lovely teeth. Oh, yeah. Well, these are veneers. But yes, he didn't give them to me. I paid for those a lot fucking years later. Never have I ever had sex with someone more than twice my age. No, I love older guys. I know.

You know what? I love older guys, but I always end up with younger dudes. My husband is younger than me. Yes. They say, though, that like the person you're most like that you're most alike or that you're like most like what is fuck what's the saying the guy you have the best sex with is the guy that like should be in prison oh yeah i've had a few of those i know there's there's been a lot my old fiance was a bit older than i was which i enjoyed and then um i used to bang this really hot 45. Did you say you had a fiance?

Yeah. Okay. So you were, you guys, did you guys ever really get married or was it just, no, she didn't get married. No.

And then you had this, yeah, you had this hot 45 year old. I did. Yeah. I love silver Foxes. Like Dr. Drew was so hot to me.

Dr. Drew. That's like your big, like, no, not my big, but like, I've always thought he was hot you know like

for a geezer like he's super like in shape and everything dr what's your what's your favorite silver fox oh my god who um shit okay i'm trying to think there's someone right now um well i guess does he jack i love you jackman regardless like he does not even a silver fox he's not a silver fox Yeah, he's a grown ass man. Yeah, for sure. Yummy. Yes, he's definitely hot. I actually like him dressed up as Wolverine too. He's hot. He's fucking angry as shit.

Yeah. Never have I ever fingered a woman or been fingered during a movie in the back of a taxi or on an airplane. That's a list. Oh, wow. During a movie for sure. For sure. I think we've all done that. Yeah. Back of a taxi. I don't think I don't wait. I did it during an Uber that counts. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. He kept turning around me like I just be a nosy. Yeah. They were like, shut up. Don't

walk in. He should have just watched in the rear view mirror and shut up. You guys would never even know. Just fucking peek over you know right um on an airplane i think i've i've licked i've not like sucked a dick fully but i've sucked a dick that's like not not to coming you know because you're on a fucking flight and it's kind of hard to do have you noticed those bathrooms are so small now they're like fuck you get out of our hot mile hot club i just went to go take pictures on an airplane for only fans yeah on our way here and like trying to even finagle a fucking position to take a nude was hard they know yeah like dude what the fuck by design never have i ever had sex with a model

have i had sex i do you like fellow models like the guys i don't really bang models yeah i don't think i've ever had sex with a real model. What's your type? What is my type? Well, I like all boys, really. It definitely varies. I like penises, is pretty much what she's saying. I like penises. I like kind of that white trash look. Yeah.

No, I love that, too. You know what it is? You know what it... Okay, I kind of like guys who look like douchebags, but aren't. I would say more like that, because I don have to like necessarily be white or not but right um whatchamacallit i do like older yeah they look like older dude they look trashy tatted dudes from soca so that's right all right i got you figured out we got it i'm gonna hook you up by the end of this podcast somebody's gonna fucking be like hey i heard you on dumb london i'm single and i'm hot here's my picture i love it.

Never have I ever required medical attention because there was a foreign object stuck inside of me. No, thank God. God, that would be terrible. Could you imagine? I've had a dig out. I used to work at a webcam studio and I had to dig a tampon out or two. Dude. Okay. So, you know, I've been in the industry a long time yeah i learned a trick where you take a makeup sponge when you're on your period and put it up your puss to so that you can have sex dude that shit got lost in there i had to literally exactly exactly i had to douche and then stick my fingers up there and like pull it out with my nails it was like so hard for me to get out i

even thought i contemplated taking a hanger and fucking yanking it out. Like that's how bad it was. Yeah. Like you do the abortion. Fucking sponge abortion. Yeah. No, it was, it was a scary situation. Cause I was like, Oh my God, is this going to float around inside of me?

Like what's happening? Yeah. Totally scary. Done the same thing with a tampon too. Yeah. Never have I ever preferred a sex toy over my partner. Or you could use one at the same time as your partner. Yeah, no, I was actually about to say that.

I was about to say that. But yeah, if you're like getting, if you're doing missionary or what, you know, there's not a ton of positions you can do this with someone. But if you like put the vibrator on or you're getting pounded really hard, it takes like 20 seconds. I'm like, done. Dude, it's like fucking just orgasmic euphoria. Right. I love using toys right

like i can bust a nut in 30 seconds he doesn't have to feel bad because you probably already came seven times yeah for sure all right i'm gonna ask you a couple more questions and then we're gonna wrap it up never oh never have i ever watched porn with animals that's sick i can't say i have i don't think that would turn me on at all like i love animals too much there's no way that i could watch anything with an animal in it that's like a different breed of human yeah i mean that's like a serial killer i don't know it's like those animals can't give consents well that's like that's pretty rapey to me you don't really like that i don't know why i've always liked the word rapey but it's just a strong word yeah it just makes me giggle though it's always like dude never have i ever

we don't condone that just just to be clear yeah yeah no yes we do not condone that never have i ever had sex in my parents bed i haven't i don't think i have either i probably wouldn't do that actually yeah i'd be kind of creepy and just i had sex in like my boyfriend's parents bed yeah because you don't know them there's no fucking oh no i knew them well you don't mean but it's like you didn't come from their loins type shit right completely different right it was his idea so i was like okay yeah it's your fucking parents you're like whatever i'm just gonna squirt all over this side of the bed right all right never have i ever sniffed someone's underwear have i i don't think i've ever well okay so i mean no it sounds weird but you know like you know like if you don't know if it's your underwear or not and you grab it off the floor and you're like is this clean or not maybe

have done that once or twice yeah probably yeah like i don't other than that i've never gone out of my way to be like that's my girl's underwear i'm gonna sniff it oh wait I'm a fucking liar I sniff my husband's underwear all the time you do you just like the smell of his balls no I do not but my husband has a really bad habit of throwing clean clothes in the fucking dirty clothes and I'm tired of washing his shit so I literally have gotten like I'm too pretty for this I've literally gotten fucking just fumigated by sniffing his fucking boxers before dude I'm just like I'm'm like, OK, those are dirty. Those belong here. But yeah.

So, yeah, I guess I have sniffed somebody's underwear. Poor baby. Never have I ever worn latex clothing during sex. I love latex. I hate it. So, no, absolutely not. I've worn it for shoots like gloves. I love latex.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Why do you hate it? Because it makes you sweat. It makes you sweat. And I have a spray tan and then I look like, you know, I look like a dirty bit, literally a dirty bitch. No, that's how me and my girl Kata feel right now because we got

spray tans and literally the way it looks, it looks like we got rolled around in coffee grounds. Yeah. So that's what it does to you whenever you wear latex. Yeah. And I don't like the being covered in lube. No, I don't fuck. I had to do it a few you whenever you wear latex. Yeah, and I don't like being covered in lube. No, I don't fuck. I had to do it a few times for like a photo shoot and then I was like, take this off of me. Gross. Not about it. Never have I ever done the mad searching for clothes after sex. I think everybody's done that.

Yeah, of course. I need to find you a good one for the last one. Oh. Never have I ever had my penis stuck in a zipper. We don't have penises. Hold on one second. There's so many. It's about to say. Never have I ever had to end a relationship because of bad sex. A relation. Well, a relationship. Have I? Or a fl fling i think a relationship could mean any sort of oh yeah then of course yeah i don't really i don't make someone my boyfriend because they're bad at sex what's your worst sexual experience what is the worst i need to hear oh my god what

is the worst i know there's's many, many. Is there? Can you think of one to tell us? That's such a good question. I wish I thought of that. It's all right. We'll come back to it. Let me ask you one more question and then I will let you go.

Lost my virginity to a prostitute. These questions get crazy. Some of them are like wild the animal one threw me i'm me too i like had to roll with it after i said it i was like oh fuck you're right you can cut this out courtney i actually cut the animal question out too so that we don't have to answer that um never have i ever had to lie about my number to avoid judgment judgment what do you mean judgment well you know like you know how guys are always like how many guys have you had sex with yeah i don't lie because

i'm like oh well yeah no good i love that i don't feel like people should be shamed for the amount of people that they've had sex with i think that's a crazy thing i think that's like a stigma that society has placed on people i think a bunch of karens were like you know yeah haters and couldn't get any dick and got mad i've had three dicks i remember when i was younger i uh i think i like my count went up to like 12 that i thought i was like just the biggest whore alive and now i'm like i think it's 100 yeah or 150 i don't know you're like i lost count a long time ago yeah especially with like shooting um boy-girl content. Oh, yeah, for sure.

You know. Do you get tested all the time? Oh, yeah. Do they make you get tested? Like before you do like collabs with people, do you have to show like your tests and stuff like that? So that's good that everybody's doing that. Yeah, yeah, no, exactly. So that way, like even if you have like a high number count,

you're like, okay, well, this person, you know, doesn't have clap today. So great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy world that we've fucking opened up, man. It's just nuts, but it's so fun.

And I'm so happy that you came on the podcast. I can't wait to see what you have, you know, moving forward from here. I'm going to be watching you and cheering you on from the bleachers. Same series. Why don't you shout out your social so people can find you? Oh,

thanks. So at Madison Morgan X, like X marks the spot. And then I have a, that's my main Instagram. don't you shout out your socials so people can find you oh thanks um so at madison morgan x like x marks the spot and then i have a that's my main instagram then i have a backup instagram that's at madison morgan xo and then i have a twitter that's madison morgan xo and then you can google me on reddit and i'll be there too yay and what about your only fans oh yeah onlyfans.com slash madison morgan yeah, but you can do it. The hottest redhead. You can find her.

It'll be pretty easy. Thank you so much for being here, baby. I really appreciate you taking out the time, especially fucking having to hop off a flight and come straight here. No problem. My schedule's busy anyway, so this isn't shit. Oh, I can't wait to have some fun with you this week. We're going to have a blast.

We are. Yay. And then you can blast me in the face, right? Yay, baby. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye.