Dumb Blonde - 74: Dumb Blonde - Sex Toys & Curved Dicks

Episode Date: December 3, 2020

It's a snowy day outside, and what better activity than to cuddle up with some hot chocolate, best friend MoMo, and some fun sex toys. Bunnie first has a diva moment, Jelly calls in, and then we get a VIP review of some crazy toys that have already been tested and approved. Plus, some dating do's and don't, and explaining to men that it's really not about the "curve". Say hi to Bunnie: https://linktr.ee/Bunniexo Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Jelly Instagram 'Self Medicated' MoMo  instagram/onlyfans: @missmonicalee "Did we wash this, and this has been inside of you?" - Bunnie  "Has she sat on my couch or my face before? Then i would have promoted her. But she didn't." - Bunnie  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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got life for y'all i'm playing your shit ice freeze freeze photo photo please no photos no no please no no no please what's up you sexy motherfuckers welcome back to another episode of dumb blonde unrated this fucking piece of gum in my mouth is so big right now it's like i just almost choked when i was doing the intro but mama what's up baby hi it's fucking snowing today in nashville and i want to kill myself But mama, what's up, baby? Hi. I'm back. How you doing? I'm back. It's fucking snowing today in Nashville, and I want to kill myself. This is like Seattle. You do not like it. For the most part.

No. We hate it. OK. We're West Coast bitches. We don't like this shit. Yeah, you're the desert rat, and I'm the hotel hoochie. I got to review sex toys, but I'm obligated to review sex toys, even though they pissed me off when they sent me the first package but whatever huh they pissed me off because one they sent me some fucking prostate shit first I don't have a fucking prostate like and my husband doesn't take

it up the ass so what the fuck am I supposed to do with that then they sent me this fucking like baby bondage kit that like 12 year olds would use like that you could literally buy as a gag gift i don't like for a bachelorette party it was terrible and then they sent me some other bitch's vagina like i'm gonna post her vagina on my shit when she's never even been on my show now had she sat on my couch before or my face then yes I would have promoted her but she didn't so it's like what the fuck are you sending me some other bitch's shit for so I had a fit I was a diva for a second I fucking oh so now so now we got a new package so let's see what we got hold on i'll go off on my rants and keep going what if it's something fucking just as worse oh i love mimi she got me scissors and everything

gino wants to join the party say hi hi gino this is not for you he thinks it's food oh hey it's daddy am i allowed to answer during the podcast all right hold on hey baby hey beautiful what you doing oh coughing fuck oh i'm in the middle you're on uh you're on air right now oh hello everybody say hi so are we are we going to dinner at five yeah i think so man i'm fucking having a coughing fit though i'm really stressed now it's not it's not the rona i promise swear swear all right i love you i go. I gotta mic it. Babe. Bye. Bye. It's not the right time. My husband is so funny.

Like, he legit thinks he's dying every other day. And he calls me just to fucking make sure he's not dying. Like, he needs the reassurance. Like, he'll literally fucking cough. And then he'll call me and be like, babe, this is it. I finally got it didn't i and i'm just like no and he's like are you sure like just the conversation we just had and i'm like no babe you're fine he's like okay and then he'll go about his day all right let's get to this

fucking unboxing or unboxing or whatever the fuck this is all right there's only two toys in here all right oh the 50 shades of gray Girl. And it's got rabbit ears. I'm really excited about this. Don't have to put that in me. This is smaller than some of the shit you put in me this week. Oh, Lord. Literally, we got, remember the dildo I sent you? Should I grab it?

Yeah, go grab it. Oh, it's, oh my God. Okay, yeah. It's here. She's got to go get it. She's got to go get it. Wait till you see what she fucking sat in for OnlyFans we started a sister wives page but we'll get to that later

and I'll let you guys know about it but it's fucking popping off oh god it's really it's in here I thought it was in the car still did we wash this since it's been inside of you this guy right here

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What are you waiting for? It's time to buzz the bean. And by the way, I don't have any fucking pants on. That's how big it stretched her out. Here, Chach, you want to go play with it? There you go. You want it? We're done with it.

Here, take it. Oh, stop licking it seductively. It's crazy. But yeah, so this is what we used. Let me see it. It'll stick on there. There you go. Yeah yeah we meet again dude just i need you to put like your arm next to it so people can get the full effect of how big this thing is and it's it's a mighty sword let me tell you look at that that's a baby arm baby arm that's a whole baby arm chad he's so weird about it man

he loves this thing even when we stuck it to the wall in the chat he's so weird about it man he loves this thing even when we stuck it to the wall in the house he was like crazy about it he was it was right there the maids came in and this was hanging off the wall they were just like okay they're like what is going on yeah for sure all right back to the unboxing i love the sleek design of this this is awesome because this will be really smooth to go in. I love materials like this too because, one, I have like the most sensitive vagina in the fucking world, so anything throws my vagina off. You could literally lick my pussy and I'll have a fucking yeast-y beast-y

the next day. Like, that shit is so sensitive. And for some reason, this material doesn't make me get like UTIs or anything like that. Yeast-y beast-y? Yeah, a yeast infection old cottage chief come on man are you dick happy today what is going on he's fucking all about the dicks and it's got a cute little bunny ear thing so it goes on your clit and it just like buzzes it

we're gonna have fun with this buddy yeah this will flick the bean while you're shoving it in there and it's got a little curve dude momo's dating this dude and we'll get to this later but momo's dating this dude and fucking uh he is proud of his curve let me tell you he is they were having phone sex while we were in vegas and he's like yeah it's the curve isn't it and i was like i'm done and she's like no bitch it's not about the curve okay don't fucking say it again finally i told her i was like you gotta tell him it's not about the curve but we'll get to that later and dating dating do's and don'ts we'll get to that later but yeah i cannot wait to use this bad boy that one looks really cool oh man i think i think i have this already this is a little nugget let's see it this is called

the adams true feel oh it's rechargeable so i don't have this one and it has a remote control so you can control it while i'm using it oh you get to sit on something now yay i love sitting stuff it's not big fucking baby arms those things scare me dude it's like the leaning tower of penis it's crazy right dude that dick is like unreal i'm so glad we moved over to patreon youtube could never they would be like oh my god all right this is a this is a little nugget oh my god yeah i'll definitely use this one i'm so weird about putting big things in my vagina because i don't want to have like anal leakage and fucking wear diapers when i'm here so all the experimental look at the look at the comparison hand me that one this is like made for me right here this is

perfect my pussy will eat this up right here this look at that it's like rob for me right here. This is perfect. My pussy will eat this up right here. This, look at that. It's like Robin Big right here. It's so, dude, the difference is crazy. So this one actually feels like really flesh-like, and I love that. And then it's got this little fucking thing right here that remote controls it. I wonder if it spins around like the one we have. Oh little spinner like little spinners yeah this one's awesome i can't wait to use this one i'll definitely uh you guys are gonna have to go over to our only fans um the sister wife page we just made literally six days ago and that motherfucker is cracking off

fucking perverts who knew that motherfuckers wanted to see fucking sister wives together now you know why people have some guys have so many wives yeah no for real i dude we were cooking on thanksgiving and i was like i understand now why men have multiple wives because it's for the holidays so somebody can bake the turkey some of the other bitches can make the pies fucking somebody wraps presents like i totally understand it but um the sister wives page is just one sub literally one low price and you have no locked dms so if you're into the only fans lingo you know what that means and you literally just pay one price to see all of our content it just goes on the wall

which is really cool or you can head over to my bunny vip where it's me and jelly doing some the fucking uh naked horizontal dance fucking uh doing crazy shit over there um for one low price too so yeah i'm totally excited to use these those are better toys yeah i think so way better than what they said the first fucking time what else did they send they sent some corny ass shit to another fucking vibrator or something was it a butt plugs or something or no i wish please send me a cute butt plug yeah like something that was just like so fucking beginner level and i'm a whore so you need to ramp up the fucking gifts all right i'll see you guys next week bye Please. No, no.