Dumb Blonde - 75: Dumb Blonde - Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

Episode Date: December 11, 2020

The girls play "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader", which is a fun game but really it's just about getting best friend MoMo naked. Tune in to see who has the brains, and who may have to return back to elementary school, once they put clothes on.  Say Hi to Bunnie:  linktr.ee/Bunniexo Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com MoMo  instagram/onlyfans: @missmonicalee www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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welcome back to another episode of dumb blonde unrated hi i'm back okay so for the next segment of the show we are gonna do are you smarter than a fifth grader just literally we just thought of this fucking two minutes when we walked in here and um the whole point of the thing is just to get motherfucking naked because i mean who doesn't want to get my naked and then then we'll go into the do's and don'ts of dating all right are you smarter than a fifth grader moski are you ready i'm ready all right let's do this mimi what do you got for us you want to come sit on the couch memes or you want to stay behind the scenes you look really cute today i feel like everybody needs to see the memes are you smarter than a fifth grader maybe where the fuck is the asmr stripper oh man we got to get her on here dude i'm ready let's fucking let's turn up this

is grade one oh well you might be able to get some of these we'll work our way up which month comes after august september september yeah wait do we have to that was quick yeah just try to spit it off you got it that's my birthday what is the number 10 written in roman numerals roman numerals roman numerals mimi are you smarter than a first grader apparently is it a one and a no I know what it is

10 it's not one and a V right no is it no it's a

is that your final answer I'm just going with that one and a V it's a V and an I isn isn't it? Or an X.

We'll choose X. Yeah. It's right. It's an X. Because do you know the only reason why I know that is because of Frankie. My ex, Frankie, he was the eighth and he had V-I-I-I after his thing. And then so, yeah, it goes into X. All right. Well, we will let, it goes into X. All right.

Well, we will let you pass with that one. Thank you. How many years are in a century? 20? Oh, fuck. 100. Take some off, Momo. Does the shoes count?

Yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah. It'll just make it longer but come on you're gonna get naked anyways and the necklace doesn't count okay it's staying on alright well socks are coming too then oh my god

alright what's the largest continent on earth shit take a guess Momo I do I do I think i do what is it largest continent on earth don do you know what it is no don can't help you talk in the microphone um put it towards your mouth more there you go right there just take a gander it's africa oh seven you motherfuckers already see me naked everybody wants to see you naked they haven't seen me

naked either i got it wrong so you gotta take it off take it off take it off yeah yeah baby all right what's next how many letters are in the english alphabet i know let me let me not spout that out though because i could be wrong 26 fuck you that's she's right she can see your damn answers i can't actually there's like multiple oh okay yeah she can still see the multiple choice oh calm down over there which force keeps you down on earth oh no hold on gravity lifts you wait i gotta think about this where's bailey she was doing science listen bailey is smart bailey will never have to take her clothes off for a living because the kid's actually smart okay you said it right the first time gravity yes i was question i was double questioning myself even at school i would be like

no that's not it you did good all right we'll give it to her which one of these words is a noun cat yellow eight big cat yellow eight big cat Cat, yellow, eight. Eight, big. Cat. Yay, you are kind of smart, Mo. Hey, streets are not that smart. In our solar system, which planet is furthest from the sun? Wait, that doesn't count because isn't Pluto not a planet anymore?

It is, but yes. They took that one out. What's like before that? Uranus? I don't know. It was Pluto, right? Yeah, Pluto. Pluto is for this. Neither of those are in option. Oh, really? So Mars, Saturn, Venus or Neptune? Venus.

Neptune. Which one should we choose? Venus or Neptune? Venus. Neptune. Oh. Which one should we choose? Venus or Neptune? Don't go with me. I'm guessing. Let's try Venus. Venus. It was Neptune.

Yay! All right. You got to remove some, Mo. Look at Chach. Chach is like, toots. Here I come. Hi, buddy. Why are you being so weird?

It's the dick. It makes him weird. Something about that dick he gets really upset about. All right, Mo, what are you taking off next? Well, I only got pants. Well, if you're taking off your pants, face your ass towards the camera, please. And bend over ever so beautifully. You got a nice shitter on that critter.

Let them all see what they're missing out on, OnlyFans. Am I going to get all the way naked on this thing? No, no, no. Just topless. Yay, Mo. I don't think I've ever seen your pot, no. Just topless. Yay, Mo. I don't think I've ever seen your pot, Mo. Dawn, can we insert music every time she gets naked? Get it, girl.

Bend over, bitch. Show them the hole. There we go. Yay. This is great. I'm so happy we're not i'm so happy we're not on youtube anymore she's got a nice little shutter man you're creeping me out dude he's like all up in your business he's fucking ready all right so who was the first person to step foot on the moon

oh i know i remember what is his name take a guess mo what are my options alan shepherd john glenn buzz aldrin or Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong. Yay! Momo got it right. I knew that one. I was like, I know this, but let me double check. I almost said, I knew it was Neil Armstrong, but I almost said Buzz Lightyear. From Toy Story.

I'm fitting in neon. That is so funny. All right. What's next? One of the last couple questions. All right. I mean, all she's got to do is take her bra off. I know. That's nice. And we're ready to roll.

How many angles does a square have? Angles. Yay. Good job, Mo. You're kind of fucking smart, man. What is Europe? Country. No.

Do you know? Continent? Yeah. Take your top off, bitch. country no do you know continent yeah take your top off bitch take your top off this is it here we go throw it so it lands on dawn what are we filming today now the dumb blondes turned up it's gonna be a lot

of nudity. Woo! Yeah, baby. That's what I'm talking about. Look, Tachi's like, I want it with my teeth. All right, Mo. Well, you are kind of smarter than a fifth grader. Yes.

You really are. I'm book smart, not street smart. No, street smart. Okay. Stop talking. How about that? I'm going to shut up. All right, guys. okay stop talking how about you just shut up all right guys now that we know that monica is halfway smarter than a fifth grader if you guys want to continue to see the rest of this episode

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