Dumb Blonde - 76: Dumb Blonde - Do's & Don'ts Of Relationships

Episode Date: December 18, 2020

Bunnie and sister wife / bestie MoMo break down all the Do's and Don'ts of love and relationships that we all know, but may be too scared to talk about. The ladies give their real thoughts on cheapskates, dinner dates, and sex on the first date. Follow their advice, and you'll be getting all the chicks (or dicks) you could possibly handle.  Say Hi to Bunnie:  linktr.ee/Bunniexo Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com MoMo  instagram/onlyfans: @missmonicalee www.dumbblondeunrated.com "Men are like stray dogs that you find from the pound. You have to bathe them, de-tick them and mold them into what you want to be." - Bunnie    "You love red flags. That is your favorite color." - Bunnie    "You can't be doing wifey sht for a f*ck boy."  - Bunnie See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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out you need to head over there and watch momo show us that she is halfway smarter than a fifth grader that's how i ended up naked those tits look really good though dude they hurt really bad oh they're beautiful though oh you're she's got a beautiful post too you guys gotta head over to our sister wives page go www.onlyfans.com backslash slutty sister wives yes please head over there so speaking of the slutty sister wives we are fucking crushing it the page has only been up for six days and all you little fucking perverts have trolled the entire page and love it. I don't think we've gotten one complaint.

Everybody's like, holy shit, we should have subscribed fucking a long time ago. That's everybody's fantasy. Only been up for six days. Yeah. And I mean, you are a sister wife. Technically, yes, I am. I have it tattooed. I'm branded.

She has Jay's initials tattooed on her so i have a j yeah i have a b yep and an xo man i'm just a walking billboard we're branding her up over here and i mean she'll suck j i mean if you guys have been on my only fans you'll see that you know we've done content with momo yes we have you and j and the the content is still rolling in so if you guys want to see it you guys gotta head over there relationship do's and don'ts where do you want to start you just went on a fucking date tell people about it i wouldn't even it wasn't a date the motherfucker cooked you dinner he cooked me dinner at his house very sweet and we love this

guy i just want to let you know i love this guy mom was starting to you know i'm starting to like him i'd rather just keep it as it is right now she's very pessimistic she's a fucking virgo so everything is like she looks at it like fucking what's what's his angle you know no i always like to know like no there's something wrong like i know you're hiding something and i'd rather find it all out now i'm waiting for the red flags to start flying but you love red flags that's that's your fucking that is my jam that's your color man you love it all um so anyways he invited you over to his house yes cooked you cooked me dinner you guys were laying in bed afterwards he doesn't have sex though he didn't put out nope i didn't put out she has fucked him though

but i really get out me and i did on the first night i hung out with him i listen i encourage fucking on the first date that here relationship do's and don'ts oh yeah fuck on the first date because i know what you're working with absolutely you fucking i hate these bitches who are like i'm holding out until the 10th date it's like why like what are you for what what's that and you fucking find out he's got one fucking big ball one small ball and a fucking dick the size of a belly button like that's what and you had to really hang out with this dude for 10 dates what's that rule that guys say it's three days don't call or something yeah i don't believe in that either no but i really truly believe that you should fuck on the first date if you're really feeling the dude you guys are having fun i always fuck on

the first date and it ends up in fucking five-year relationships or marriage yeah or marriage and a five-year plan oh god i tried so hard to just fuck jay and he would not let me do it it was you had to rape him yeah i literally had to rape him and then fucking um he wanted to know my five-year plan and then we're driving the other day he's like you know baby it's been five years so let's make another five-year plan i'm like fuck my life you fuck you and your five-year plans how about that we've done everything and more that you wanted to in the first one i'm like can i get a fucking break um anyways so yeah all right dinner was nice what are you doing with your shirt bitch i'm fixing it keep it off i'm gonna keep it off okay so you guys had dinner and then what had dinner then we were

just laying in bed you know watching a movie this guy correct me if i'm wrong started to i asked if he was i'm like are you smoking weed i don't care smoke weed doesn't bother me he should have lit a cigarette in bed in bed ew in bed like okay i get it it's your house that makes a pussy shrivel up it should make your dick shrivel up too who that your bed is like your energy zone you know like you sleep there your fucking dreams are there your nightmares are there like every your energy is in your bedroom you have got to make sure your bedroom is always a peaceful palace to fill it up with fucking toxins like that and to subject your beautiful pretty little pink lungs to that yeah i i told him go outside in his own house i said are you really smoky he's like yeah i go that's disgusting he goes why is that disgusting i'm like this is room. Why are you smoking in your house, first of all?

Well, yeah, I could just picture him with an oxygen tank and a cigarette when he's 45. Wait, his excuse is, my window's open. Ew. I don't give a fuck if your window's open. I used to be a bartender, and I didn't like smoking. I don't smoke. Just so you guys know, he's our boxing trainer.

The dude looks like Jason Momoa. He's fucking fine as fuck. Like, dude is hot, ripped, fucking tough as shit. He's a Leo. Fucking, he's like dope. And then the motherfucker smokes in bed. Smokes in bed. And then he sat there and I told him to go outside and he thought about it.

And thought about it. While he's smoking the cigarette? Oh, no. He was standing in the hallway outside his door. He's like, I was like, are hallway outside his door he's like i was like are you going outside he's like yeah so he came back in i was like were you mad so before we ripped the guy to shreds because i like i said i absolutely adore the dude i think he's a sweetheart i think he's good for mo um he's very sweet he's a different speed for her and she needs that because she's she always gets with fucking real winners but um real douchebag fucking you know the dude when you first get with somebody

they're not gonna be perfect when i got with jay jay would perform on stage for hours and then he would try to climb his sweaty ass into bed without taking a fucking shower when i got with jay he was he's gonna kill me for saying this he is gonna you're gonna be shower when i got with jay he was he's gonna kill me for saying this he is gonna you're gonna be grounded when i got with jay he had scabies on his skin because he had such bad hygiene and literally when i first got with him i would make a cream for him every night i i he tried to use so many creams to like heal it and it was from sleeping in nasty motel beds and probably fucking nasty horrors on tour without you know that shit happens and um literally i looked for every cure for him and i made my own concoction and fucking i would lather it on his skin every night made him shower every

night so when you get with a dude like they're not going to be perfect they're going to have fucking problems they were raised by their fucking mom who probably babied the shit out of them and you know fucking you have to. It takes a strong woman to come in and, you know, make a positive impact. Smoking in bed is a different story. I mean, but he's a fucking bachelor, you know. That's true. He needs Mama Momo to come in and fucking set him on his way.

Oh, I told him. Relationship. What's a relationship do? That was a don't and a do, actually. Yeah, do cook dinner. Don't smoke in bed. I don't know. See, I'm kind of weird.

I don't want my dudes cooking for me. That's fucking weird. I'm very particular with food, though. Jay and I have been together five years. He's cooked for me maybe once or twice. I'll let him make breakfast for me. I won't let him make me dinner. He doesn't know what he's doing.

Yeah. But I don't know. I just feel like a woman's place is in the kitchen. And I feel like she. Go make me a sandwich. You know what? She needs to suck dick and make food. That's how I feel about it.

Yeah. I mean. I think, you know, and so many people are so misconstrued nowadays. They always are like, oh, oh my god like woman empowerment and blah blah bitch you can still be a boss and take care of your man i think that's a huge thing that women need to understand like like the other day whenever i hate to put you on blast but we put him on blast i'm gonna put you on blast oh yeah i'm gonna point at you with my dick we were at thanksgiving he was over for thanksgiving and i looked at monica and i go make his plate she goes

he could make his own fucking plate and i was like i, make his plate. She goes, he can make his own fucking plate. And I was like, I didn't say the F word. I said he can make his own plate. OK, whatever. But I was like, oh, my God, because I wasn't raised like that. To this day, I have made Jay's plate every fucking day. Like, that's just what you do. You wait on your man and you baby him because they deserve that if they're working hard

and they bring in money and they take care of you but i also believe that you need to act like a wifey in order to be treated like a wifey if that's true but it's all he's a big guy he can eat a lot so fucking pile that motherfucker up to the ceiling bring him two plates jay finally made his plate for the first time on thanksgiving that's because he wanted to eat a bunch of bad food and he even said that that he was like, I'm going to eat whatever I want to eat today. So I'm going to make my plate because he knew if I made it, I would be all healthy shit. That'd be all the sides. But I really feel like women nowadays need to take care of their men a little bit more. And men need to take as long as your man is taking care of you. There's nothing wrong with it. You know, it's a it's a society where, you know, everybody wants to take, take, take and not give.

And I feel like relationships are definitely 50-50. But women were put here to nurture and to, you know, just make their dude feel loved as long as it's being reciprocated in other ways. Jay isn't very, like, physically emotional and, like, touchy-feely. He'll cuddle with me and squish and stuff like that. But he's a Capricorn Venus. So his thing is like he likes to buy gifts. He's a giver. And I hate it because I'm just like, suck my pussy on the dryer and stick your fingers

in my butt while we're driving. You know, like I like weird, spontaneous things. And he just like wants to do lavish gifts. But and most girls would be like, well, there's nothing wrong with that. But if that's not your love language, then it's like, okay, cool. I don't need another fucking car. You're like, please don't buy me one. But like I was saying, when you first go into a relationship,

a dude's going to – they're like stray dogs that you find from the pound. And you have to fucking take – Yeah, that's true. You literally have to take them home, bat them de-tick them you have to get rid of all the bad habits that they fucking acquired along the way because bitches didn't want to help them you know and it's like you just have to take care of the dude and you know mold him into what you want him to be don't try to change his inner core because don't ask me how much something is if you're not going to pay for it. Who asked you that?

Who do you think? What did he ask for? Oh, he's like, how much were your nails? Jason Momoa? Uh-huh. Asked you how much your nails were. You got Jason Momoa? But what did he ask you for?

He's like, how much does it cost for your nails to get done? And I told him, he's like, that's with tip cost for your nails to get done? And I told him. He's like, that's with tip, right? I go, no. He goes, that's just ridiculous. Don't ask me. If you want to pay for them, then you can ask me. He's a little on the cheap side.

We've figured that out. But it's okay. Which is weird, because Leos normally aren't on the cheap side. He's a different kind of Leo. He's a July Leo. Are you a July Leo, Dawn? Yeah. Yeah, August Leos are lavish. they love to fucking spoil and spend money fucking i've never encountered a july leo no i had august leo

before he might have a lot of cancer traits he has a lot of something traits oh god we got to break him of that cheapness you know he's always about money because he doesn't have it uh he i didn't mean that to be rude but you know what i'm saying he's on a budget you can always tell when a guy's on a budget because they're literally gonna ask you they're gonna nickel and dime everything which is not definitely like when we went out to dinner oh oh yeah what happened he was just like okay i hope he this guy does not we're never boxing again if he watches this episode oh my god we're gonna be banned there dude we're gonna be 86 what happened when you guys went to dinner he like i don't mind taking leftovers home but i really don't eat them yeah i don't eat leftovers

i'm very picky with leftovers i'm bringing chachi a bone home yeah my dogs have to stay like that's it yeah but i'm like are you gonna really like take the rest of my salmon home he's like well yeah i mean like this is a good portion like money wise this is part of this this is how much this part i'm like oh my god relationship don't do not be a cheap fuck even if you are a cheap fuck hide the cheap fuck don't fucking do that like that's you never told me about that mom i think i did it just wasn't about you at the time listen if it's not about me i don't care um dude that's crazy like i get it i've lived on my own i've had my own apartment i've paid my own bills and everything you've never been a cheapskate bitch no never in 17 years never i will go out and

buy you anything before i buy myself something that's how i am when i'm with dudes i spoil the fuck i will buy you clothes i'll buy you shoes i'll get you whatever you want i just bought jay a fucking i don't am i allowed to say it yet this will just come out before his birthday or around his birthday his birth wait his birthday is next this week his birthday is next week his birthday's on friday i just bought jay a fucking rolex for his birthday like he wanted one so bad and i was like no we're not fucking doing this and then i thought about it and i was like who the fuck am i to tell my husband no if i want anything in this world my husband is like done you can have it yeah so i was just like

you know what let me go get him his first rolex because he works so hard you know jay does work really hard he does when he's on tour i can't wait till the fucking tour comes back can somebody take my husband please he's driving me nuts and now that he can't golf i'm like what are you gonna do why are you here around town probably right now just like no we were driving today and i was like where's jay at i was like i don't care i was like where is jay i haven't seen like i saw him this morning and that was it don't give a fuck i was like just as long as he finds his way back home before seven that's all i care about before the fucking street lights come on i'm kidding about that too you guys i love my husband to death but what's cool about jay and i and this

is another relationship do and don't we give each other space you have got to give the other person space like you cannot be up there ass 24 7 jay jay begged me not begged me let me rephrase that jay asked me to go run errands with him the other day and i was like no because anytime you get stuck in the car with Jay you end up fucking going everywhere Don you know this you end up going everywhere you don't want to go and you don't have a choice and once you get in that car with him you are locked in the car until he decides he wants to head home so now whenever we go somewhere he has to tell me where we're going at every spot or I won't go so he was like like, babe, please just go with me. And I was like,

dude, we're together all the time. He's like, no, we're not. And I was like, yeah, we are. But you definitely have to give each other space. You have to be your own people. You can't lose your identity. You've got to always be. That's like one thing that I'm huge about in a relationship is this is you and this is your lane. This is and this is my lane i never want people to think that like i have to just like uh jay has to support me or i have to like you know i'm a part of his thing we're part of each other's thing and we're part of it together you know so that's a huge uh do is that you need to always maintain your own you know person and also but still allowing each other to have space from each other yeah maybe i'm just different i am different i like to see you on my own time

don't sit here and ask me to come over every day because you'll go no whatever he wants to see me tonight i'm like no dude you need to tell this motherfucker. Listen, they've been talking for what? Like a month now? What? Since October? Yeah. You said that you're different. Because why?

I like to see you on my own time and not be there at your beck and call. That's another thing, bitches. They've been talking for a month. Okay. And they both are so gay that am I allowed to say gay? Is that politically incorrect incorrect i don't think you can say that i don't give a fuck how about that okay cancel me i don't care if i can they are so gay that fucking um they are both like i don't want to put a title on it like it's so

hipster i don't want a title on it i don't want to be on lockdown. Mo's like, I want to free fuck everybody. Yeah. Don? Woo! What's up, Don? What's up, Don? She's shooting her shot over here, boy. I think Don has a girlfriend, though. Don, do you have a girlfriend? I do. Are you serious?

Yeah. Well, when you guys break up, he goes home tonight and she's like, the hootenanny over here is ready to roll um you can't be doing wifey shit for a fuck boy though and do you see me doing wifey stuff i mean you go hang out with him every night not every night pretty much no remember he throws like little tantrums if i don't go over there he's like well i rushed home because i thought you were coming over because you you told him yes all day long. And then I said no because I was too tired. Hi, it's midnight at 7 o'clock here. It is midnight.

This fucking 7 o'clock has NyQuil. It's like NyQuil around here. I hate it. I'm so tired. I feel old because like 6.45. Oh, my God. Trying to like hold my eyelids open and shit. Well, you guys, that's just a little bit of what we believe that you

need to do in relationships chachi you're so creepy lick a nipple chachi you're like your mama you're like mama go to your mama creepy i love you so much um that's what we think you guys should do and not do in relationships just starting out why don't you guys comment below what you think are some do's and don'ts in relationships and we will discuss them on one of the podcasts coming up yes yeah mama shake your titties for everybody one time. Turn around and shove your ass too. Do a little twerk dance for us. Come on. Woo! Get it, baby! Yeah! You guys know

the shit around that critter makes you guys happy. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde Unrated. We will see you guys next week. Bye!