Dumb Blonde - 78: ASMR Maddy Performs Magic From Her Mouth

Episode Date: January 2, 2021

Get ready for a giant ear boner this week, as ASMR Maddy gives us the most smoothing and sensual experience. Maddy has thousands of dedicated fans that tune in to relax, and your ears won’t be the only thing that ends up having a crush on this babe. Maddy talks about her background in psychology, what exactly ASMR is and how she got into it, and then Bunnie joins her for some super hot and (and kind of silly of course) whisper action.  Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Key Takeaways:  ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the neck and spine. In non scientific terms, it’s when you hear a hot chick like Maddy working her mouth magic and feel all tingly and good inside.  Maddy found ASMR herself when she was dealing with anxiety, and now has over a hundred thousand fans on her YouTube and OnlyFans.  Maddy also has a background in psychology and worked as a Behavioral Therapist.  It’s all about finding the right ASMR for you. Just like a kink or fetish, it’s cool to be into whatever gets you going, and chances are there is a space already there for it on the internet.  Quotes:  “There is nothing better than putting things out that make people feel good.” - Maddy  “When I listen, I don’t know whether I want to go to sleep or wack off.” - Bunnie  Bunnie: www.dumbblondeunrated.com ASMR Maddy Instagram | YouTube | OnlyFans See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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what's up you sexy motherfuckers welcome to another episode of dumb blonde today we have a real special treat for you guys because i got bombshell asmr maddie is in the fucking house baby what's up how are you what is up? How are you? What is up, girl? I am freaking out. It is way too awesome to be here with you today. Dude, and she's hot in person too, guys. I was sending Mimi some of her videos the other day from her YouTube. She has a huge following on YouTube, just so you guys know. Go check her out. And I was sending her some videos of her because I couldn't sleep the other night. And I like dude I don't know if I'm horny or sleepy I don't know what's going on but I like it how how did you get into ASMR what okay for people who don't know what ASMR let's explain

what ASMR is first so it stands for autonomous sensory meridian response and it's basically just the tangles down your spine when somebody's loving on you scratching your head when you get a haircut whatever makes you feel good makes you feel pampered taken care of that's what you're trying to recreate uh in video or audio form have you always talked like this is this like is this her real voice do you not have to walk around with a perma boner all the time like her husband's and am i allowed to say that because some girls don't want the husband to be known her husband's here and i'm just like how do you first of all the rack the face and then the voice i'm like bro i'm feeling all kinds of emotions over here like there's no way i would be able to be married to you without boinking you every

single day um okay so how did you get involved i love your shtick i think it's dope i am all for beautiful big titty blondes fucking just i i don't even want to say thinking outside the box just literally ripping the box up and throwing it away like you're doing something that nobody else is doing and i think that's really fucking cool how did you yeah of course man how did you get involved in that dude one of my favorite things about you by far is how you're always lifting women up. Oh, I've listened. I love bitches, man. They are the best. Like when you have that camaraderie with women, it's just like, it's so cool, man, because there are so many beautiful women in this world and everybody, I feel like, uh, society pins women against each other and And it's like, no, bro, we roll together.

You know, like, so that's my that's my whole thing. But how did you get involved in the ASMR? I was just watching it like six years ago, seven years ago, going through anxiety, going through stress, watching it to calm down. And then after a couple of years, I was like, I guess like I'm just going to I can't help having a soft voice. I used to be embarrassed about it. No hot because I'm so aggressive so I love the counterbalance of just the softness I think it's amazing you said that you were going through anxiety what what like is there something that triggered that or I think just like being a mom and having a family and all that is really important to me. You're a mom. Two little ones.

Holy fucking moly, dude. This is great. You got two little babies? Oh, my God. How old? Six and seven. Oh, my God. So they're really close.

How do you yell at them? Are you like, go to your room right now. Go to your room. Come close so you can hear me yell at you. Do you ever like get in their ass or is that, is that daddy's job? It's a dual. He's like, I'm not answering. Yeah.

So you went, you're going through anxiety and you were just watching other YouTube. Yeah. YouTubers. And you're just like, bro, I can fucking do this. And so you started just, I think I watched one of your episodes the other day and you were like doing a vampire thing. I was like, this is fucking genius, dude. Like I would have never in my right mind ever thought to do like cosplay or role play ASMR. And you've developed like this huge following because of it. How does that make you feel to know that people literally thousands of people flock to you now to like put them at ease?

It's awesome. There's nothing better than putting things out that make people feel good. And you do that too. You put out amazing content. Oh, thank you. You lift people up, get people excited, take them out of there every day. It's the best. I love it. I love making content. I think, um, and it's therapeutic for us, you know, like in a way,

like even though sometimes it's, it becomes work and it's always going to be like our job title at the same time, I think for souls like ours, it's therapeutic for us to, to heal other people or to help other people. It makes us feel like we're like putting good into the world. to heal other people or to help other people. It makes us feel like we're like putting good into the world. When you do ASMR, you have to use like special, I noticed that you do a thing with your mouth too a lot. You make that noise. Like, I love that. Like, no, I've never heard another ASMR person do that. And it was like that clicking noise. And I was like, that actually like helped relax me. Like when I was listening to your thing and I was like, because normally I can't do ASMR. Our daughter does ASMR.

That is her jam. Bailey falls asleep every night to ASMR. And I remember the first time I ever heard her listening to ASMR, we were on a camping trip. And I hear whispering in the bedroom. And I'm like, is she talking to herself? I'm like, oh, fuck. I got to go in there and help this kid.

So I go in there. And she's got this thing. And it's just like, psst. And I'm like is she talking to herself I'm like oh fuck I gotta go in there and help this kid so I go in there and she's got this thing and it's just like and I'm like what is that and it was like somebody was crumpling paper and fucking brushing their hair and doing some crazy shit and I was like what is this and she's like it's ASMR it helps you relax and I'm like no way so like I laid there with her and I'm like this is not fucking relaxing I'm like listening to somebody brush their hair hurts my heart. Like it did not like it was not cool. And then when I listened to yours, I was like, okay, I'm going to give it a second chance. When I listened to yours, it actually was like relaxing. And I was like, this is this is cool, because you do have such a calm, gentle spirit. So in your delivery,

you can tell. Yeah, no worries. Um, no worries. What would you consider like you specialize in? Because I think like every ASMR, like the person that we were listening to that was crumpling paper, that was her jam. What do you think that your specialty is? It's usually the mouth sounds. Yeah. And everything kind of has like a soft, like more sensual taste to it. Or I try to. But like the clicking and kisses and all that stuff.

How long have you been doing it? Two years, almost. It's coming up on three years. Did you think that your channel would ever get as big as it is? Like you have over like what? Like a hundred thousand. Yeah. It's crazy, but it's like so cool.

Like I just, it makes me so excited. And then you got your high beams on like all the time and I'm just like this is awesome dude like this is like it's like like what is it what do they call it the spice channel from back in the day you know like where you could like it was like so erotic you know and it's just like dude am I supposed to be watching this or no I'm not sure I was telling I was like, we got to watch with my husband. We got to watch one of our videos together. And he's like, I'm not doing it.

He's like, I'm just, he goes, if it's that hot, I don't want to watch it. He's like, let's just, I'll take your word for it. So Mimi asked some questions on Patreon. We put out a thing on Patreon that I guess apparently a bunch of your fans are on the Patreon too. And they have some questions for you. That's awesome, girl. Yeah. We did the, what is the too and they have some questions for you. That's awesome girl, yeah. We did the what is the ASMR and what does it stand for? What made you get into it? What is the psychology of ASMR and how does it soothe people and are there studies that show it can help with

certain things? There's not a lot of research. It's kind of funny because I came into making content from being in psychology. I was a behavioral therapist. Oh, wow. My master's in psychology. Like I thought I didn't think I was going to go at all. Like showing myself off doing naked photos. Any of that.

I don't know why not. Like you are banging. I'm not hitting on your wife. I'm just really being honest. I'm into it, so it's cool. So there really isn't like a science behind it. It's just... No, it's kind of like a...

Like a niche. Like a niche phenomenon, but people don't... There's not a lot to back it up. Right. But they've done studies with PTSD to show, yeah, this calms you down. This can help with other implementations. Yeah.

That's wild. It can calm you down and relax you what are the steps to this and is there levels to this people like it in different ways like you were talking about with your daughter it was it was aggressive yeah it was like not soothing i was like this is weird she was like tapping on shit at least this is not it yeah some people like it to build or some people just like it like rough right yeah i mean i like it rough but not when i'm trying to go to sleep you know like you want something that's gonna like drift you off not fucking send you off into the fucking space no doubt is there something she came up with where did the idea come from is there a big demand for this kind of specialty and what kind of money do you make from it that was an intricate intricate

question and you don't have to answer all of those but yeah there's a lot to that I've been really surprised by the demand and then just only having started my only fans this year I'm like in shock at how many people are looking for relaxation, but are also looking for the erotic part. She said the release. They just want to come all over the place. No, I mean, I like I said, you are your niche is so rare. Nobody's doing it. So I think it's fucking just awesome. And I didn't know you had an OnlyFans until I think Mimi had told me about it. And then you subbed to mine. And I was like, holy shit, she's had an OnlyFans until um I think Mimi had told me about it and then you subbed to mine and I was like holy shit she's got an OnlyFans and then I was like man if I go over

there I'm gonna be ultra pervy I was like I gotta stay in my lane over here dude um let's see we'll read a couple more questions and then we'll have you do some ASMR for us yeah tell us about your OnlyFans so it's all with an ASMR twist to it, but it's super, super sexy. Yeah. I watched one of your videos that you sent me. I was like, this is so hot. So it's, like, meant to titillate. It's meant to relax you, but it's also meant to, like, help you fall asleep in other ways.

Like, get you over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know of anybody else doing that on OnlyFans I think that it's really cool just the niche that you're in like it's mind-blowing that you've figured out that you know that avenue and I commend you on it because it's really just an awesome thing what why is it that only some people experience and are sensitive to ASMR oh that's a good question that is a good question a lot of people a lot some people experience and are sensitive to ASMR? Oh, that's a good question. That is a good question.

Yeah. A lot of people, not a lot, some people don't feel it at all. I feel like people that aren't into it or find it cringy just haven't found their sweet spot. Right, right. Crinkling paper was not your jam. Yeah. Maybe having somebody whisper to you and like cup your face, you know, or like trace their nails on your skin maybe that would be your thing so some people haven't kind of gone down the rabbit hole to find uh so it's just

pretty much finding what it's kind of like turn-ons too like it's just finding your kink kind of of what turns you off and on because asmr can turn you on and turn you off, I guess. Sorry, Chachi, he's literally been on a mission today to just walk around and meet everybody. He's a boss. Your OnlyFans, when did you start it? I started last January. Last January. And then I started putting out full-length videos,

almost like my YouTube videos in March, and that skyrocketed. That's been huge. Yeah, I bet. What does Javi think about this whole thing? He digs it. He's always been a really good supporter. You can talk.

It's fine. You can totally talk. He's over here like, mm-hmm, yep. Not bad. It's got to be hot for you, though, to see how many people are just like, you know, just oohing and aahing over her, too. Yeah, I do. I like that aspect of it i like uh her

creativity with all her videos and yeah like i thought she put out a cool video today um for all the people and i know it's kind of what's the thing like i'm i just i hang around the help block with anyone i was gonna ask if he ever gets involved in any of your as videos. Would you guys ever do like a boy girl ASMR video? She uses me as her model. You're the stunt cock. Oh, my husband gets so excited. He calls himself the cock star. Oh, he's going to start using that for sure.

She'll send out, I'm sure you did like bonus clips. Oh, fuck. Maybe I will take you up on your subscription. People get the bonus clips. Yeah, I'll send like private life, like bonus clips oh fuck maybe i will take you up on your subscription yeah i'll send like private life like bonus clips like i like keeping it like straight like kind of sexual asmr yeah videos and audio like i'll send out joi audios all that kind of stuff yeah oh i bet you a joi a joi is jerk off instructions for people who don't know and a lot i never knew about jois until i got involved in only fans i didn't know about dick ratings i didn't know this was a thing I had to google joi the first me too of course that's a thing why would you not dude you know so you pretty much have to tell a man

how to how to ejaculate uh or when and where and how or it just depends on whatever he wants in it so that is crazy to do an asmr jo joy that's hot it's super hot because i think you you feel the attention so much more it's like someone's right in your ears just like yeah imagine having i bet you they're like whacking off in front of their computers and they probably do have headphones in too so it's like just surround sound fucking 3d digital type shit i just had somebody send me a clip of them and they were watching the video. I could hear the audio in the background and they perfectly timed it. That's crazy. Yeah. You're like, Oh, congratulations, motherfucker. That is awesome. Well, we're going to have her do some ASMR. So I think we need to set up the microphone and then we will go from there. We'll be right

back. All right, guys, we're back. back so during the break we literally just had a realization that she lived in vegas the same time i did and she also worked at one of the clubs that i worked at too at spearmint rhino how long did you dance for i left grad school to go dance in vegas and then i probably danced until 2012, I think. I had my son. Yeah. Yeah. I love that you're not a dumb stripper. Everybody always thinks that strippers, like, don't have anything else going for them, and they don't realize, like, you were in grad school, and, like, you know, girls that are

dancers actually are hustlers, and they're doing shit with their life, you know? I guess. I would lie about it sometimes, because I don't. It's always, like, pain for school. Yeah. You guys would be like, whatever, you're not. Yeah, because it sometimes because I don't I was always like paying for school yeah you guys would be like whatever you're not yeah because it's like the it's a cliche yeah like I'm dancing my way through it but you're like no really I am um and then you met your husband at in Vegas too which I thought was really sweet and you guys have been together 12 years I think I love seeing supportive husbands to, that's like the coolest thing ever

because my husband and I have the same relationship and a lot of girls in this industry hide their other halves. And I don't understand that because I'm like, that's not a team, you know? So I love that you guys embrace each other. And I feel like he lifts me up like everything that I do. He makes it better all the time. And he's like, no, you should do it. You should add this element to it. That's a real team though. That's how Jay and I's like no you should do it you should add this element to it that's a real team though that's how jay and i are like literally on the way here i was like dude i'm gonna do a remake of dick down in dallas and he's like that's fucking awesome and i'm just like yes i'm gonna do it then um okay so i'm really excited to have you demonstrate some asmr for us okay and i need

to take these off right or can i wear them around my... Do you need these? No. You don't wear them? No, I can totally do it. I'm worried if you get too close to your mat, you'll have to be back in your... Okay, gotcha. Alright, so I'll take these off, and then we'll let you be ASMR Maddie. You've got the stage, baby. Oh, but honey, only if you're gonna... Are you gonna get in there, too? What do I gotta do? You can't have me get in there. Oh, fuck. You guys, I cannot be serious. Like, I'll be like, cocks. Like, there's no way that I'm gonna be able

to be serious about ASMR. Okay, I'll give it a whirl. I will. You feel like totally internet. Here I come. Here I come. As long as I get to sit next to these Hooters, I'm excited.

All right. Okay, girl. God, I would've dressed better if I knew I was going to come from behind the desk. Okay. Okay. All right, so step one. Wipe the smile off your face. All right, here we go. Okay, so you just get in super close, like right inside is the sweet spot.

Okay, so I'm literally going to put my mouth in the air. Yeah. Okay. So I'm literally gonna put my mouth in the air. Yeah. Okay. Hello. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. So now you can either give it a kiss or you can say your favorite dirty word. Cock. Dick. She does it so like, I'm like, cock, you know? It's like so fucking, you're right here right now. Okay, so you got to teach me how to be a little bit softer.

So how do I do it? I just get in here and I'm just like. I think you're nailing it. I just get in here and I'm like. Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Yes, do the repetitive stuff. it's like people love it. Yeah? And the ca-ca-ca sound. Okay, so, okay, hold on.

So, cock again? Yeah, I'm all for the cock. All right. Cock, cock, cock. What, what, what, what, what? What's another word we can use? Somebody throw me a word. It's a good, dirty word. Cunt? Is that a word. That's a good, dirty word.

Cunt? Is that a word? That is a good word. Okay. Here we go. Cunt. I'm sorry. I would never.

Did you say it? First of all, how are your headlights on all the time? I need to see these headlights. They are awesome. Oh, here. Yes. Can we see these headlights? Oh, yes. Oh, here. Yes. Can we see these headlights? Oh, yes.

Please. Yes. We need these. Those are, her tits are beautiful. Oh, my God. They're so pretty. So pretty. We need to film some content together.

Yes, please. All right. What are we saying next? That's a good one, guys. I need, like, a list of words. Everybody start shouting out words to me, because I can't think right now. I have a beautiful chick with hot rocks right next to me. Yeah, ear licking is a...

People love ear licking. So I'm licking this. Mm-hmm. You kind of, like, start, like, from the lobe and just work your way up. There's no way. I feel like you can totally do that. Let me see you do it.

Let me see you do it first. It's, like, what? It's, like, juicy. Do you have to drink, like, a ton of, that's so hot. How does she make it look hot? This is fucked up. If I do it, I'm going to be like, like chachi. I'm like chachi if I try to do it. No, it's going to be super sexy if you do it. Okay. Here we go. All right. That was, that was sultry. Damn. All right, teach me your ways.

So, like, a nibble. I'll get too close. A nibble is good. Let go. I would totally rub one out to this. This is, like, okay, so I'm just going to suck on the earlobe? Yeah, give it, like, a little tease with your tongue. Oh, this is, like, okay, so I'm just gonna suck on the earlobe? Yeah, give it, like, a little, like, tease with your tongue. Oh, with my tongue? I'm all wrapping my lip around it. I'm, like, like, I'm sucking a

dick. Hey, do you do that? Like, like, can you, like, suck things on ASMR? I do that, like, my only fans video, it's definitely my most popular ones, are, like, the, like, POV blowjob where you can hear the blowjob ear to ear, like, very close, very wet and sloppy. That's insane. You guys really are on to something. You need to be on Howard Stern. Like, this is, that's how serious this shit is. All right, here we go. Dude, I love Howard.

Me too. Howard's, Howard's the OG, man. I love that you call yourself, like, the female chef dog because you are. We're on our way, man. Do you see how wet she sounds? Mine's all dry. Mine's like, I'm like the bitch that crumples paper. That's me. All right, hold on. How do you make it sound so wet? My mouth is just wet. I don't think I can. I'm parched. Hold on. Let me go grab some water. I'm getting the carrots right here. Hold on for a second. Here we go.

Fucking babies. Mimi, I need you to come over here and try it. I'm not going to do it after you. That's Corona. Oh, Chachi's like, I'm ready. Alright, what's next? Man, what else?

Just the mouth sounds like a smell. Chachi? Yeah. Put Chachi in here? all right what's next put cha-chi in here can I say hi no I know oh my gosh okay what are some other tricks so you do ear licking you do the little sound clicks you do sucking what else with your fingers it's really good too okay good with your fingers yeah in your nails people would love like here on the earlobes like bringing your fingers down i don't know how you do this and not fucking die laughing. I'm like... I wish we could hear

what it sounds like on the other end. You're gonna die when you hear it. Really? It's super sensitive. I'm gonna be like, bitch, I can do ASMR now.

Yeah. Yeah. You can. What's next? I need some new words. Throw a word at me, Mimi. Dirty. Balls. Dirty balls. Dirty words.

Balls? Can you say balls? Yeah. Let me hear you say balls, because it's probably going to be, like, the hottest thing ever. Sorry, Josh. Yeah. Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls. Balls.

Balls. I'm just kidding. I'm totally kidding. I'm just trying to imitate what she did. Hold on. Balls, balls, balls. Wait, how do you know when you're doing it too loud? Like, do you have to, like, really do it super soft? Like, as soft as you can whisper. I don't whisper. Try, like, big-ass titties.

Big-ass titties. Big-ass titties. Yes, girl! Yes! I can totally suck at this, and she'll be like, yes, baby. Big-ass titties. See, she makes it so sexy, dude. Shots, careful, baby. No, you're gonna hear it, and you going to be like, fuck, I'm good at this. All right, what's the next one? Pussy? Pussy. My ass pussy. Pussy sounds so not hot, right?

Pussy. I can't. I cannot anymore. There's no way. Why don't you tell people where they can find you and all your socials your own shout out your only fans shout out your youtube do all that thanks girl it's youtube.com slash asmr maddie it's the same thing for only fans only fans.com slash asmr maddie and then it's a little trickier my ig and twitter um but it's miss psychology m-i-s-s-S-Y-K-E-O-L-O-G-Y

I love it dude I can't wait to have you back on I'm excited to watch you just fucking blow up remember us little people when you got like millions and millions of subs because you're on your way baby for sure have me on as a guest one day I'm ready bring me on I think I earned my ASMR stripes today you guys definitely go check her out definitely check out her OnlyFans she sent me a couple videos that she does on OnlyFans and dude they're so fucking hot like literally like I said you're not gonna know whether if you want to go to sleep or fucking whack off so definitely check her out Maddie thank you so

much for being here and I can't wait to have you back on thank you bunny you are the queen I'm trying like to look at her on. Thank you, Bunny. You are the queen. I'm trying to like to look at her eyes. It's like the hardest thing ever. Trying to be respectful over here. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of dumb blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye.