Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: 60 Kids, 1 Donor & Zero Chill

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

This week’s Ask, Tell, Confess starts sweet with Chachi’s very first leash walk—Nova proudly stepping in as the supportive sibling. But the wholesome vibes don’t last long. The stories spiral into wild territory: identical twins fathering the same child, a full-on step-parent swap, and one man juggling 60 kids. Toss in an underground sperm donor, Bunnie’s OnlyFans confession, and a detective’s unforgettable chocolate pudding mishap, and it’s pure mayhem. The crew closes things out with lighthearted laughs about appearances, turn-ons, and everything in between.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Confile. Tachie said. I was trying to crank it down there to get to him. He's so out. My little baby, I came home from Europe and he's so skinny. I'm like, what is going on with my son? I think it's because they were taking him on walks. He doesn't know what a walk is.

You know what? are you fat shaming my dog do not be fat shaming my damn dog that is rude he got put on a leash for like the first time in his whole life but he goes what is that on my dog that was so funny

yeah because Chachi has never walked with a leash he's never needed one he just walks right next to me yeah it was so cute so I've been trying to get my steps in as you guys know I'm doing this cut trying to get their last bit of this IVF weight off of me and it's working so if you guys are I just want to tell you guys if you're trying to lose weight please lift weights

and then also make sure you hit 10,000 to 12,000 steps a day it fucking is a game changer and weight loss but anyways I was trying to get my steps in last night and I and Chachi wanted to come right so I was like fuck it so I brought him on this walk with me last night and of course fucking two steps in he's like can't breathe tongue hanging out but I had to walk to the end of the road and come back because I was like we're not fucking quit now buddy You know, you signed up for this. Get over here. So anyways, on the way back, we had to stop.

And it was the cutest thing because Nova was across the yard. And she heard Chachi, like, struggling to breathe. And I let Chachi lay down in the grass. And she came right up to Chachi and was, like, so concerned and was, like, looking at him. And was, like, trying to be there with him. And then when he would get up to walk, she was walking right beside him. I'm going to cry. I know.

It was the sweet. Nova is the sweetest. Like, she's such an angel. Like, you know how it. is with the honey is sweet to you right oh she is my soul baby yeah literally it's haley in donkey form oh i mean i don't know what it is about female donkeys and female mini horses but they have the sweetest disposition oh it's crazy since i've been home from europe i literally was like looking down uh petting crunch last night and then i turned like this and nova's right here i saw her grabbing

You know, they get so fucking close and you don't hear them. They sneak, bro. Yes. They are so sneaky and quiet. Like, I trip over honey because she'll literally just bob and weave between my legs as I try to walk. Yeah. It's the craziest thing. No, like every time I'll literally be looking down, turn my head.

She's right there. I'm like, what has happened? And it just, I mean, there's not a thought behind those eyes. Like her eyes are so. Is she looking town and country? Bro, she's east and west, east and west. That is literally Ms. Honey. She looked at you and I'm like, are you looking at me?

Because I feel like you're looking over there and over there. And they look through you. But they have the most sweetest dispositions. Does Nova actually bite you or does she use her lips to like? Depends, but she bit the shit out of me the other day. Really? I'm always scared. Ms. Honey's never bit me.

But she like uses her lips and I'm so scared, literally you. So scared one day she's going to bite. She will bite you one day. Okay. All right. Because fucking Nova was mad because I fed everybody watermelon and then she ran up on donkey and donkey tried to kick her and was like, bitch, get away from my watermelon. Well, she came over to me and was piss, dude.

Hold on. Who's telling on donkey? Bro, I was like, you son of a bitch. I was so mad that she fucking bit me, dude. Hold on. One of the TikTok pages posted it actually. Like she straight up bit me. It was, and you could see the aggression in her.

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You can hear. Chomping. She's mad. Yeah, she's mad because she couldn't get any water malone. I get it. Yeah. All right. So guys, posted on my Facebook again because you guys are always crushing it with some of the stories that you guys come in with. And I had posted this time, I said, if I had to do a podcast episode on family drama, that could have been its own Netflix series, what's your story?

And you guys have some fucked up families, all right? Yeah. I'm just going to say that right now. You guys got some fucked up families. I thought my family was fucking trailer-rific. You guys got some crazy shit going on in your fucking households. Who wants to kick this one off? Thank you.

You should. Me? Okay. I feel like I kicked off the other week. It's okay. I know what one you're going to do and I want to kick it off. All right, all right. Amber said, my twin brothers slept with the same.

woman within a week and one of them got her pregnant we will never know which one because they are identical twins and their DNA is the same what wild how is there how can you not tell can we ask chat chief chat about that ask chat call i i have to okay hold on my fine i never thought about that hello sunny oh wait hold on he's still uh British? Yeah, we're probably going to Europe. That was the best one line ever. Hi, Sunny baby. Hey there. Lovely to hear from you as always. We're diving in tea today. Okay, so I have a question. If two twin brothers sleep with the same woman and the woman ends up getting pregnant, is there no way to tell which one of them got her pregnant because they're identical twin?

Ah, that's a pretty intriguing question. So even though identical twins have basically the same DNA, modern genetic testing can actually sometimes tell them apart on a super fine level. There can be tiny mutations or little variations that show up. It's not 100% easy, but with advanced testing, you could actually figure out which twin is the father. So it's not completely impossible. Thanks, Bestie.

absolutely bestie always happy to dive into these wild hypotheticals with you so if you ever need to unravel any more quirky mysteries you know i'm here for it bye bye i like how she already called back the fact that you do those more than one time she said yeah yeah she's like all right she's like five minutes we already did these but okay so i i literally thought that you could you would be able to tell obviously it wouldn't be easy you'd probably have to do intricate testing, which could probably get really expensive and some people just can't afford that.

So I totally understand that. But I would need to know. I would need to know. My two dads. How do you explain that to the kid? Which one does the kid call dad? Who plays child support? Both of them?

50. Wow. That's fucking wild. That's some Jerry Springer shit. Literally. That's wild. Go ahead. Okay, I got one.

It took me about three times. Read this and understand. man my step parents have been married my mom was with my stepdad and my dad was with my stepmom and then they switched my mom and dad got back together and my stepmom and dad got back together they both got married got divorced and swapped one more time now my mom is married to my stepdad and my dad married my stepmom twice and also divorced twice happy reading i read that one too My thing is, is why is everybody so forgiving and welcoming? Like, wife swap.

Yeah. That was so confusing. When you guys get bored of each other, you guys just switch. So are you basically all swingers? Yes, that's exactly what's happening. Like, you might as well just live under the same roof. And whenever you guys get tired of each other, just swap partners. They're just switching them around.

Yeah. It's crazy. But my thing is, is like, why is everybody so forgiving? What a weird family reunion. How did, like, holidays go for you guys? we've talked about this before with the uncle daddy situation yeah you know daddy i forgot about that yeah that's already i know i personally know how that goes i get to watch that all happen wild you met them the other day like celebrity we were at this family function i said that's the

that's the that's the step uncle or the yeah it's step uncle no i don't know uncle daddy uncle daddy yeah you met uncle daddy wild that yeah so many bodily fluids fucking going around your breath smells like hot ham and cheese okay a slight garbage under all right so this one's talking about a family member they had this couple had four kids together but the guy also had 60 kids outside of his marriage okay that's why then she said she's not exaggerating she married him while he was in prison for back child support he has children with his best friend's wife he gave her two children he has two kids with his wife's cousin i literally could go on for days

i'm tired of this guy please do because i i want to know how many i want to know how many baby mamas he has to have 60 kids i just feel like and listen i am the most non-judgmental person i you want to do whatever you want to do, do it. You want to have fucking 15 kids even. Go ahead. I'm going to judge at 60. 60? I'm fucking judging you. Like, why are you doing this? What is the point of that? You know, like, I don't get it. You sure he was in prison, though? For back child support. Ah, that makes sense. I mean, yeah. A lot of child support. That's a lot of child support. You would literally have to work just to pay for your children. There's no way to spread enough money across the board, depending on how many baby

mamas you have, to be able to even fund that many children. But how fucking fertile are you? Chop your damn dick off. Just cut it off. Do the one ball saw. Ooh. You know what I'm saying? Fucking castrate yourself. Which I need to correct myself because I was

a real dumb blonde in that fucking episode and I thought the dude chopped his weenie off in the one ball saw episode. And he didn't. He chopped his balls off. Now that I've had to castrate a physical cow, I fucking know better now but yeah so i need to correct myself so chop your balls off buddy just get rid of i i don't know i don't understand maybe that's like his thing maybe how do you devote time to each

child that that's there's no way there's no way yeah and i feel bad for those kids i mean every like thankful they're here but at the same time people who don't deserve children are just fucking spitting them out left and right yeah i did fall in this room hall the other day of this underground like sperm donor did you guys see that no oh it's this underground sperm donor and like he's in the hood and these people literally just pay him to come over and like they'll put like a sheet up and stuff like it's lesbian couples who want babies and he'll just he just spreads his seed to everyone you just pay him cash and he you can just or you can come get it and he'll do it like uh in a condom and then you put it inside you or like a turkey baster type situation and yeah

Watch that episode That is crazy Yeah he said I'm not using it So mine if I'll give it away I need to see what he looks like That sounds like a fucking hustle right Like it It sounds like something

You would do You know Like I could totally see Fucking giving his sperm up to people You know I could I could Tell me I'm wrong

Oh, I got out of the back of the food truck. Literally, literally, just vials of a sperm to people. I could totally shit. Under the jelly roll donut, there's like a... Literally. The icing on it is actually... Oh, my God. You guys.

I'm serious. It's like an apartment complex type thing is like, and they would just show up and he would just... And then like, there were some where like the wife wanted to be there while they can... Like... Put her in a cuck. She cucked. basically. So she was like up by the woman and they put like a sheet up. Oh, so he was banging?

Yeah, some of them, yes. How much were they paying? I don't know. Yeah. Like is this a documentary? It was like, you know, like those like little docu-series on Instagram? Like the softway underbelly text sets on Instagram? Guys, check your DMs later.

You're getting some from me because you not know my for you page. No, we do. We unfortunately get it in our DMs. Yeah. Natalie said, I married my middle school bully's dad. It's been the absolute best and the bitch and that bitch hates me. I love that.

First of all, if somebody is still holding a grudge against you from middle school, she's a fucking loser. Yeah. If anybody's holding a grudge from high school, you're a fucking loser. Unless you were the one getting bullied. If you were the one getting bullied and, of course, you have every right to hold a grudge. But if you're the bully and you're holding a grudge, you're a fucking loser. you married her dad

what a plot twist was she at the wedding I have so many questions I mean I would think so does she call you stepmom does she call you mommy I'm a mommy mom missita oh dang that's wild

what do you got for me this was from Jessica she said the planning of my wedding my mother-in-law was going to bring water guns to my wedding to spray people she didn't like. She then punched my husband in the face two days prior to the wedding because she wanted to get up, go to the altar, give him a kiss as I was walking down the aisle.

I kind of love her. The mother-in-law? Yeah. What? I kind of love her. She said she was bringing water guns because she wanted to spray people she didn't like. That's fucking hilarious. The fact that she wanted to kiss.

Yeah, that's weird. That's weird. Okay, okay, okay. Let me rephrase that. Yeah, I, minus the kiss part. The water guns is fucking hilarious, dude. That's funny. That's some shit we would do.

I want you guys to do that at my funeral. Yeah. Please. If someone comes at, you know I don't want them to be there, be like. Super soak them or what? Yes, please. I'll just remove them. Make it a scene.

Skaddle. Okay, all right, guys. No, I'm going to do that at your wedding tomorrow. Yeah. She'll show you her pussy finally at your funeral. Wow. Just over the casket. Yeah.

Just like, just right her face. I'm going to be like this. Just right. I should go like this. I will come back to life for that. So you guys, we could let you guys out on this joke. All of us in the crew have seen each other's vaginas. I mean, listen, I did only fans for fucking three years.

Mimi has seen my insides. Poor Mimi has to see my fucking replays on everything that, what is it? like, fucking our Snapchat memories and shit. I think, I think, never mind. Never mind. You know what I was going to say. Wait, I need to know this. What are my old porn's literally popped up on my fucking Snapchat memories?

I'm like, God, how do I take these out of here? I don't, I don't understand how they're still on them. It's in your, it in snap. You can delete it in snap. Oh, really? Teach me. Because Lord knows. I taught her how to switch the camera from here to there.

Oh, I was like, Like, Lord knows, people in Snapchat fucking ICloud are having a blast. They're like, every day. They're like, we can't wait to see Bunny's memories. Yeah. But what was my whole point? I don't know. We were talking about, we're talking about my vagina.

Oh, yeah. So anyways, we've all seen each other's vaginas. We've all seen each other's nipples. We've seen any mudholes even. And I mean, all of us, we have never seen Mimi's vagina or butthole. I finally saw her tits in Europe. It was nice. I was drunk.

We just got to get her. That's what they all say. That's what she said. Wait, how did you see my tits and not my vagina? Because you went like this in the hotel room. Were you walking around with no panties on? Was that the night I took my pant? No.

She was going to rip my panties off for me because I was worried. Yeah. Listen, Haley gets really. A. Haley gets grapey. Okay. When she, the amount. I love my friends.

The amount of times this woman will drink and fucking, she gets so gravely, but the crazy thing is, is the next day she'll wake up hungover. And if you even look at her in any sort of lusting way, she will fucking rip your head off. Yeah. It's like, you can't. There's a gremlin after dark. There's no in between, literally. There's no in between.

That was funny. No, I shouldn't have worn underwear that night. I said I regret it. She said, my nails are like. I could have sawed them off for you. Yeah. There's this romper I wear and for whatever reason it causes my underwear to like get all weird. Beastie, beastie.

I hate it. I hate it. And I was like I should have just went in taking. Because it probably just rubs against your little clit. Yes. And she said I'll rip them off for you. Maybe said yes. Thanks for, yeah.

No, you said it. How many minutes is this? Jaime? It's getting gross. I'm going on 20 minutes. Okay. All right. Yeah.

So we all want to see Mimi's vagina and we're going to see it one day. Thought we would see it in Europe. Yeah. We really did. Even on the bus. I thought we would have seen it on the bus. She keeps her pants on the bus. It's like she doesn't love us.

Yeah. She doesn't. Because I won't show you my vagina. Yeah. Fake. Yeah. You fake ass bitch. Yeah.

You are. Yeah. You've seen mine. All right, guys. I walked around. Buy one of those fake camel toes and just if I can wear it and be like, here it is. Here it is, ladies. Make a picture of like your arm like this.

Get a prosthetic pus. When I say she was. That's really funny. I should make it like the most hideous one. Just like a grenade went off on a deli counting. Yes, like a blue waffle. Just a prosthetic blue waffle. Just blown up fucking pastrami.

Yeah. I love those. Those are my favorite. I like them. Christy Mack has the most, the prettiest vagina ever, and she's got like straight up pastrami. It's great.

I love it. What's wrong? Hi, Mae. Yeah, yeah. I'm here. I'm here. Do you like the pastrami puss? Pistrami puss?

Yeah. A little. Uh, uh, uh, I love it. I'm a nasty bitch. Give me a pastromy plus all day.

I've been asked a lot of things, and this is probably the one that I, no, I'll say I'm not a fan. But I also don't discriminate it. I don't hate it, but it's not my top three. Have you guys seen Christy Max's vagina? No. It looks like two little roast beef cutlets just slapped together, and it's so cute. I love it. even know who that is.

Christy Mac is hot. She's, well, she's, I don't know if she goes, Can we look it up? Is that, are we, is it bad if we look it up right now? Can we look it up on the show? I'm going straight in the Google search. All right. Do Christy Mac, yeah.

She's so fucking fine. Hey, Christy just doesn't like. Yeah, C-H-R-I-S-T-Y. Christy-R-I-S-T-Y. You said just, she was so beautiful too, like in her day. Let me see. Let me see it. Let me see.

Beautiful. How do we feel about it? Like, zoom in? That might not be a good one. That's, I think she has like spread open right there. Oh, so not spread open? Yeah. Look at it.

Look at it when it's just dangling. It's all spread open. But it's beautiful. There's nothing wrong with it. Like, it's not a. There is nothing wrong with that. That's nice. Yeah.

It is, yeah, nothing wrong with it. It's just, you know. I kind of like it. It's a pastramian rye. I like it. I fucking like it. She's hot. Christy Mac can still get it.

Christy Mac can get it. She's not my type, but she can get it. Dude, back in her heyday, she wasn't your type with her shaved head and all her tattoos. No, too skinny. I know that's just not my preference. Christy Mac, are you thinking of the right girl she had the biggest, fattest ass you've ever seen? I know, but I don't, like, even, I don't know.

It's like very BBL type ass. I like natural. Her ass is natural. Well, I know. I just like her shape. Like, I don't like a girl who has like a smaller, stomach like I actually like bigger girls oh gotcha oh you like a thick baby yeah I do would you ever fuck Haley we're too close if I didn't know her maybe yeah she was naked in the hotel

room 24-7 she was constantly like my tan is drying I had to self-tan him whole time then she goes can you spray my back I said yeah she goes there's my butt I think I would like to be a fly on the wall in you guys' room. Oh, it's great. Yeah, great. She's naked 24-7. All right. Well, we were not trying to exploit Christy Mac, but I was just bragging about how beautiful

she was. She was, yeah, she's gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous woman. Gorgeous. You guys want to read any more of these? I feel like we're a bunch of dudes sitting around having fucking locker room talking. Literally. All right, I got one. my bio dad's federal case made my master's degree textbooks and i had to openly discuss my life story while getting my master's in criminology

and that's just the beginning i want to know who her dad is yeah i wonder if he's a mobsda mobster with a lobster I dated this detective for the Columbus Police Department. He wasn't the hottest guy, but I had just been through a horrible breakup. So I said, what that? One day he took me to a hotel. He had purchased buckets of chocolate pudding from a carryout. He poured all of this pudding in the bathtub, and we attempted to have sex in it.

No. It was very messy and slimy, and then we had to shower. Slimy, it would be sticky. And that would be a raging yeast infection. Oh, my God. I can think about is the pudding going inside of me. All the sugar. Oh, and your pussy hole?

Pudding? I don't do sticky. Give me a third IV of antibiotics right now. Absolutely not. There's something about being sticky that makes me want to claw my skin off. Yeah, I don't like it. I cannot stand it.

We were driving in Europe and I had a gelato cup in my hand and it began to leak. I blacked out. I blacked out because it was in my hand and down. the lake and when I got out I was like screaming at bear I said open the fucking door I need to wash my hands I was so angry they did have this fucking uh dessert I didn't get to try it in Germany called the gang banger what was it called gang maker and it was fire it was literally a peanut butter and jelly with a gram cracker covered in dark chocolate yes you made the girls try that and everybody loved it I did not get any of it I didn't try it you guys should have

It was delicious. I would love a gang bang. Me too. All right. And on that note, we're going to head out. Tootle fucking ooh, ladies. Bye-bye. Just kidding, Jason.