Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Ask, Tell, Confess: Poop Soup & Grave Selfies

Episode Date: June 13, 2025

This week on Ask, Tell, Confess: Bunnie hesitates before swimming with pigs in the Bahamas, the gals discuss what they've found looking into their family tree, and a former stripper shares her milky secrets. Also, Meme's daughter takes a selfie that has everyone dead. Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jennifer wants to know, currently I am sitting with my daughter while she is in labor and will be helping her with delivery. My question is, when it comes to that time for your baby to be born, will you be in the room during the labor and delivery for the birth of your child? Interesting, some people aren't and some people are.

So that's a really good question. Who is not? Well, sometimes the surrogate doesn't let them. That's crazy. What? Yeah. New fear unlocked, I need to talk to her about that. Oh, you didn't talk to her about that?

I think we did. I'm not sure, we've talked about so much shit, but I'll text her after this. I love our surrogate. She's so sweet. She is so sweet, and I will introduce you guys to her maybe after the journey just because she does have a big social media presence and she's a sweet, sweet girl. She's been a surrogate for other people.

And I'll tell the story about the surrogate too after everything, but of course I would be in the room. I want to be there the minute the baby is literally soul portaled into this universe. Are you gonna skin to skin the baby? Oh, of course, for sure. And me and Jay both, for sure. I wanna be there for every.

Is he gonna cut the umbilical cord or you want to? Oh God, I'll probably fucking faint. I'm not good with shit like that. I'm gonna make him do it. I can't, I'll be like, mm, there's no way. Get the poop to the lip. And before we do skin to skin. Wipes it on the surrog today and before we do skin before we do skin

to skin can they wash the little critter off no that's the whole point critter you have to straight out slap it on the skin don't some others eat the placenta yeah are you rubbing it on your face are you gonna it's not mine oh yeah yeah what the fuck benefits am I going to reap from that? It's like stem cell. No. No. If it was coming from my body, yes, I would do that.

But I think that's a little cannibalistic to be doing that from somebody else's body. That's fucking weird. Would you eat my placenta? It's your DNA though. Yeah. Cause it's your baby. I don't know. I need to, I got to ask chat chat. I have to have a very serious conversation about this.

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But yeah, of course, I want to be there. I want to be there when they implant the baby, when they do the embryo transfer. I want to be there. I want to be there when they implant the baby, when they do the embryo transfer. I want to be there for everything. So luckily she lives close by. So it's like just, you know, a half hour committed. Yeah. And then like, are you going to...

Wait, what was I about to ask? I just had brain fart. Go ahead, no, I'm fine. Brain derailed. Yeah. We were talking about the baby being in the hospital room. Brain just... I haven't slept in a week, guys.

My brain just literally shut off. I haven't slept. I don't know what's going on. You're not. I've been going to bed at 530 every day. I don't get it. I can't sleep. I couldn't sleep last night and I didn't sleep the night before. I think it's these fucking hormones, but I'm taking double.

My museum came to me. What was it? It came to me. Is she going to do a hospital birth? Yes. Yeah. Cool. We're doing a hospital birth. We already have the hospital picked out. There's so much planning behind baby stuff. It's crazy. Yeah.

But one thing I love about her, she has chunky babies. Her baby she just had was fucking 10 pounds, dude. And he is just he's a baby cake. Like, oh, he's so cute. I wanted chunky babies so bad. I like give me a chunk. Give me a big old I skipped the newborn clothes. Give me a full three month old that you just shit out. Oh, bro, I listened to my doctors and they diagnosed me with the big baby syndrome. There's a name for it.

And so I didn't buy any newborn clothes. I only bought the zero to threes. Both my kids came out tiny and we had no clothes for them. Like Jason had to go, cause I was hospitalized for like a week. He had to go buy clothes for both kids. How big were you when you were born?

Oh me? I was like almost 10 pounds, like nine something. Really? I was a big, pounds, like nine something. Really? I was a big, Jason and I both, Jason was recorded longest baby in the history of the hospital. Geez. 24 and a half inches long.

Damn. That's a ginormous baby. That's a canoe. How big were you? Six pounds. Did you just call it a canoe? I was six pounds, 13 ounces. How long were you? I don't know how long I was. I think I was seven, 13 ounces. How long were you?

I don't know how long I was. I think I was seven seven. Aw, little angel numbers. That's what the skinniest I ever was guys. Wish I could get back to that. I was smaller than Cash then. If Cash was seven, I was six. I was six pounds 13 ounces.

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And we'll whenever that time comes, if that time comes, because listen, last week, last week I didn't think we were having kids because of how fucking horrible it was. And you know what? We still don't know. I can go to my doctor's appointment tomorrow and they can be like, nah. No, we manifest that it's going to happen. But we'll see.

We'll see. Whatever God, it's, my husband said the coolest thing the other day, cause I was so stressed out. He said, baby, it's on God's watch. I love that. Yep. So yeah, we're going to the Bahamas. You guys excited? I'm excited too. But now I'm that. Yeah. So yeah, we're going to the Bahamas. You guys excited?

I'm excited too. But now I'm scared because you know how we've been talking about like going to the Bahamas. Well, you know, my FYP picked that up. Some chick went to the Bahamas, swam with the pigs. Did you see it? I saw the story about that. She held the pig and got like.

Bugs underneath her skin for like years. Yep. Yeah, I can't. I'll freak out. So are we not swimming with pigs? No, I'd rather not. But that's only one story. Couple weeks you can go swim with your own pigs. In the poop pond?

Yep. Let them be the first ones in. What do you think those pigs do? I mean, but that's an ocean. It's like salt water and fucking the turds get fucking taken away. Poop pond is going to be poop soup. Like we're fucking crunches big asshole crunch asshole.

Like cinnamon roll. Turns around to me and her and just opens it up. Opening it up. I was like, gotta go. No, he don't care that big cinnamon roll. You don't care. It's gonna have a waterfall and it's gonna be like, you know, moving around, but.

Let the pigs be the first things in go swim with them. Yeah, I don't know, we'll see, maybe. I'm not into poop soup. All right, who's next? You go next. Okay. When I worked at the strip club, I used to get paid $1,000 for two shot glasses

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That is so funny, dude. The brush selfie. Is my mom. I feel like whoever's buried there was definitely like smiling with her Enjoyed this Innocent kid yeah, so innocent and it just my mom and husband broke out laughing so hard They're like no idea this photo existed but the fact that she decided to take a selfie with this grave just

Absolutely sent me to sew my child I hope a kid does that to me when I'm buried. You need to blow this up and put it in her room. She's got like a Laney Wilson shirt on or something like that. She's so innocent. I'd be like this in the background, like, like in my comedy.

It reminds me, Haley said it, it reminds me of the little girl who's smiling in front of the burning house. Yeah. That's literally Olivia with like a fresh dug grave. Yeah. I love it, That's so great. You know, that reminds me,

I am like obsessed with ancestry.com right now. And I have been building my family profile. So every night I like huge. So every night at like 2 a.m. I get on there and I start fucking around with it. I'm obsessed with it. Me too. I start looking at all my ancestors' graves

and all that shit. Oh, yeah. I know who came over on the Mayflower. Oh, that's crazy. Both of our families came over on the Mayflower. They could have been friends. They could have been castles in my family. Really?

Yeah. How do you guys get to that level? Oh, you gotta get back there. I'm in like the 16, 1500s. I'm in Wales. Oh, I wait. I think you guys need to teach me, because right now I'm kind of like going around and around.

You have to like search hints. I mean, I've had it for like five years that I've just been building on it. Well, even if you've had it for five years, building takes time because it has to like cross reference and make sure the hints, make sure you double check them. I do. Okay, because I don't trust nobody.

I got, first of all, what the fuck is a second cousin twice removed? What the fuck does that mean? Cause I've got a lot of them. Yeah, it's, I don't understand it. I don't understand. It pisses me off. I'm like, why are you here? We're not even right in.

Get out of my tree. You were removed for a reason. Cut the branch. Twice. Twice. Like why are you here? We gave you enough chances. The coolest thing that I found though is like, you know,

you guys know how I'm like obsessed with all things like mystical and ethereal and stuff like that. My family name that was married to my grandfather and my great grandfather was Spell. And that's why Nova's middle name is Spell, because yeah, their name was Spell. And I'm like, that's so cool. Like how did, like that, that was so perfect.

You know, it's like my great grandmothers and my grandmothers were, their last name was Spell. So I thought that was really cool. How far back into your descendants did someone immigrate to the United States? I haven't gotten that far. So I've gotten, I finally found my dad's, just cause okay, my whole family is a fucking mystery.

Nobody knows anything about either sides of my family. Like I'm having to start from scratch and figure this all out my fucking self. My dad never talked about his dad. So I finally found him and who he married and all that stuff. And then I found his dad because they all have the same name.

So it's like, yeah. The best thing you can do is census. Yeah. So do census by name. Brave index. If you don't know anything about his side of the family and if they do have the same name, that's why I say be careful because it happened to me.

It was like cross-referencing similar names. Right, right, right. Yeah, no, I've caught onto that. But yeah, it's just been, it's really cool to just kind of like dive in and try to learn where I'm from and who my family is. I've heard stories my dad didn't even know because he was a baby.

So because of census and like you're talking about, my dad didn't know like a lot on a certain side of his family. I connected the dots with census and found out when my grandpa took my grandma because they were really young, or she was very young, he was not, and took her to Southern California

away from her whole family months after my dad was born. So it was just really crazy to connect timelines. I was like, dad, did you know you went down to Bakersfield? He was like, no. And I was like, and this is who you lived with because they did a census and it was like his brothers, that house or something like that. The census is crazy.

They'd be like giving out lots of- I've seen newspaper clippings and like, it's been crazy. I found my mom had a wedding announcement. My mom's been married a few times. I'm like, damn lady, she had a lot. You had no idea? I mean, I knew some of them, but some of them I didn't know Bill too. There was another chick that he fucking got married to that. I didn't know about. You and I were looking at that at one point. What is that? I'm like, who's Maria? Yeah. Does it say, I'm still trying to figure it out. It should say when it did. It did. And I mean, it fits a timeline, but my dad never talked about it.

Never mentioned it. That's crazy. That's so wild. I love deep diving into like families and like finding, find a graves and stuff. Those are sick. If you guys have any Ancestry.com recommendations or tips, let us know below.

My like 12th or 13th like great grandfather on my dad's side. He was an astronomer that like basically like, I don't know, he was like proto Copernican. Yeah, like worked with Copernicus, whatever, like all that. Like it went back. So he studied the stars. Yeah, he was like, yeah, I love that crazy. I found I found- My family doesn't have anything cool like that.

He died in like 1587. Oh yeah, that was like 1587. But then I found relatives that died in shipwrecks. I'm in the 1800s right now. The what? I'm in the 1800s right now. Oh, wait till you get farther back. Okay.

I have relatives that died in shipwreck. Wow. Like it tells me how they died. That's insane. I found like old family emblems and stuff. Which I think are really cool. And there's a house. It was actually not too far. That's like within the family name. And it's some kind of like, monumental home that they is like now a museum

that I could go look at. And it's like a great, great grandfather. That's crazy. That's insane. I yeah, I just feel like I'm such an orphan. Like I don't like I'm such an orphan. Like I don't like I'm an orphan with parents, but it's like, I know nothing about my family. My family was so secretive on both sides. Well, my mom lied about everything.

And then my dad just fucking was a vault of fucking secrets. So it's like, I'm having to figure out the shit on my own. That's so cool though. You get to like discover your own past. Yeah, I guess. I mean, it seems like it's been kind of hard. Really cool show. Yeah. Lightbulb just went off.

All right, I'm going to hug my cow. I gotta go. Okay, bye. Totally bye.