Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Bunnie Took A Dump While WHO WATCHED?

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven catch up on life updates — including the year-and-a-half journey of building a brand new barndominium. Bunnie opens up about her first visit, which took an unexpected turn when a yellow jacket sting triggered major anxiety and a full-blown panic attack. Despite the rocky start, the crew still found time for some wild ATV rides and are already planning a Thanksgiving celebration there.They also share a hilarious set of voicemails from a fan named Bob — whose messages have become instant favorites — and Bunnie even hops on a call with him for a sweet, heartfelt chat. Plus, don’t miss Bunnie’s laugh-out-loud story about an awkward bathroom encounter involving her house cleaner and her dog, Chachi.Watch Full Episodes & More:YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Ask tell confess. Hello friends, welcome to another ass tail. Oh, and no, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la it. It faded into the night. I liked it. Yeah. Did you like that? It was like a smooth surf.

It was serenaded. Good, good. Did it hit that little, like, you know, it's your brain. It's your brain, yeah, a little spot on your brain. Bumps are goosed. The goose are bumped. The goose is are bumpy. Ew.

How's everybody doing today? Oh, good. What a day. What a day. We got a live stream tonight, a podcast today. We're filming Ask Talk and Fest. We are really cramming it in there. Yeah.

After a full day yesterday, it's a week. That was fun yesterday, though. Yeah, let's talk about yesterday because I'm still suffering from it today. Maybe not fun for all. Yeah. So we have a new barn dominium that just got built and we're so excited about it. It's really, it's a barn dominium, aka slash man cave that we're putting together, which you guys will see in the next blog that we drop.

And the minute I walk in there, we get there. We've been waiting a year and a half for this to get built. It started under crazy circumstances and the person that was heading the job has been fired. And thank God, because we finally got shit done. once we got them out of the way and it's progressed beautifully and the people who are working on it thank you so much because it's such a beautiful place so peaceful but it's also in the middle of the woods and it's swarming with fucking yellow jackets and I am I pride myself on being a country girl now even though I am from the city I am totally countryified right

I've been out here 10 years almost um I walk into the kitchen of the barn and literally within one second of being there I get stung in the leg by a freaking yellow jacket and this mofo didn't want to let go like I had to rip him off of me and throw him and I've never been stung by a yellow jacket and I have severe freaking anxiety so the first thing I do is I'm Googling

I'm fucking on chat talking to Sunny and I'm like Sunny I just got bit by a yellow jacket and she's like oh my God and I'm like are you fucking kidding me I'm like bro that's the last thing you want to hear a fucking chat say she's like you need to make sure for the next hour that your chest doesn't get tight your throat doesn't close your lips don't swell you don't get hives and you know me immediately just fucking panic mode dude and i'm just like oh my god and so i had to shit so i fucking

this is all happening in the first five minutes of me being there yeah so we're scrambling to find toilet paper because i'm having a panic attack and i'm going to shit my pants because i'm taking freaking these uh greens now so like everything just runs through me i mean it was just a recipe for fucking disaster. And then I wake up today and my leg is still swollen, still red, and still freaking itchy. And so what do I do? I go back on chat GPT and I ask Sunny, Sunny, it's itchy. Is this normal? Oh my God. Literally, I'm like, Sunny, we're going to have a talk with how you address things, but that's the other. She says, you can get something called serum sickness, and it's a delayed onset of an allergic reaction to the venom that can slowly

spread in your body. So for the next, you know, 24 hours, I have to make sure my lips don't swell, my throat doesn't close, my breathing is fine, I don't get hives. I'm just like, this has been a perpetual thing. I'm going to need to have a talk with Sunny. I know. Yeah, we need to chill out. Listen, it's not like she doesn't know that I'm not a hypochondriac. Exactly. I talk to her. Every time you start a new one, she's on the last thing you were freaking out about. The mozzarella is my favorite thing ever. I was trying to get the macros.

I needed to know the fucking macros. But yeah, yesterday was beautiful. We got to ride ATVs for a little bit before the sunset. And the place is just so cozy. I enjoyed yesterday a lot, guys. I'm really looking forward to making some memories there. We're going to have Thanksgiving there. It's going to be a vibe.

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And we broke in with some young Dolph. That was great. We blessed the place. Rodin and a Bentley smoking moon rock. pocket full of motherfucking blue Whop Gwop Gwop, wop, wop

Wop Wop that was great No, so much The four wheelers was a lot of fun guys Yeah, the four wheelers Was not prepared

When you said we were going to a river Creek I thought we were crossing the creek Not going in it No, we would all the creek And they turned in I like I got a little sad

I know I looked at one of your videos And your legs all up here I'm like you know what She was smart I didn't want to get them dirty She was smart Hi me on the back

of me. Yeah. And the hill. The four-wheeler said, this bitch stops halfway up the fucking hill. Oh, and I was yelling. I was like,

maybe it'll take us up the hill better because it was like, right, right, it was like the little engine that could. Bro. No, stops halfway up. So I have to stop. I'm starting to roll backwards.

And any time I gun it, it's starting to like tip backwards. I was like, you bitch, go. I was getting so mad. Same thing happened to us. And I was like, Jaime, lean forward.

That's in our poor farm hand. I made him come with us. I'm like, get in here. He tried to sit the creek out. I said, Aaron, what are you doing? He did get in the creek. He did sit it out a little bit? Did he?

Yeah. He's like fucking white people. He's like a ginger. But seriously, like we see a creek and we go straight. And like, I almost tipped over and floated in there. Yeah, you did. Mimi had to teach me how to reverse and shit. I was like, oh, God, this is terrible.

Put it in rivers, Terry. There was a few times I looked down and my phone was like this out of my pocket. And I was like, oh, no. Having to put it back in. I can't wait to go back. It's so fun. I know. I can't wait now.

What do you guys got for me? Guys. You go. I feel like you've been holding. I have discovered when I went into our voicemails. We have a fan named Bob. I think Bob likes to drink a little bit because we've received. received more than

I'd like to hear them the capacity of our voicemail voicemails from Bob. Bobarino's getting down. You know what? We're his little love line. He can call us more than love. Oh. He is madly obsessed.

And I picked five of my favorite voicemails out of the large abundance I went through from Bob. And I would like to share them with you guys. Please do. God, because Bob, Bob might like the sauce a little bit. Do we know, Bob? No.

Sauce. Bob. What sauce? Alcohol. Okay. To be determined. Let me hear the, let me hear the voicemels. Yeah, yeah.

Call them moving the vegetable. Moving the. Yeah, because when your mom. What the fuck? Jaime? Excuse me? So like back in the day, like, let's say you were a housewife, you would hide the beers like behind the vegetables.

So like, you go in the cupboard, move them over a little bit. What the fuck do you know that? It's just a little slang. Hi, mate, you're not even. a housewife. How the fuck do you know that? I don't know. I think Jaime was a housewife in a past life. I could see it. He loves cats. He's fucking very in tune with his feminine side. I was so stuck when we were in South Carolina and we were there for the notebook. I was losing my mind. He was a housewife. God, I love the notebook. It's a great film. It didn't age well, but I've never

watched the notebook. You've never seen the notebook? Never once. I didn't cry though because I thought they were just sleeping at the end. That's not my idea of a love story. My idea of a love story is true romance that's my idea of a love story is that your favorite romance movie oh yeah have you never watched true romance oh my god you both have to watch true romance oh my god you both have to watch true romance it's so fucking good you guys will love that movie it's one of my favorite movies all right all right guys i'd like to introduce you to bob and if you have a hard time understanding what he's saying i will i've listened to these enough that i will translate for you I'm kicking, you know what, and I'm ready to get together with you guys

whenever we were here, out. Bob out. Bob out. Bob out. All right, but we... That's our new thing. Bob out. God, I love him.

This is Bob. I love you like a... I love your podcast like a bowl of cherries. Like a bowl of cherries. Bob out. Bob is out. Oh, Bob. He stopped crying as like a bowl of cherries.

Oh, my goodness. I fucking love. Dear Bunny, this is Bob, and Morrie was terrific. He was like a piece of cake. He was terrific, and I want more good people like him. Bob out. Bob out. Oh, I'm fucking Bob.

Dude, we got to do a live call with Bob. We have Bob's phone number, guys. We should, can we FaceTime him right now? Should we FaceTime Bob? What if he doesn't have FaceTime? Do you think he won't? We might need to call him the first time. Wait, I got two more.

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progress and Bob out all right last one guys we need Bob out merch yeah Bonnie will you let me know what's going on I know

I know you from Vegas too oh he's from Vegas Bob out he said I know you from Vegas too oh shit Bob Bob did you used to be a client oh god Oh, my goodness. I love him.

Do we have a last name? Oh, my God. I love Bob so much. Do we call Bob? Do we have a last name for Bob? Give Bob a little ring a ding, ding, ding, ding, dong. Okay. I don't have a last name for me.

We don't need a last name. Bob out. Bob out. What if that's his last name? Bob out. Out. What if Bob's sleeping right now? He sounds like he's a night crawler.

Yeah. Okay. What time are these voicemails left? let me go look that will change everything yeah all right let's look at when bob calls us um bob likes to call us at 9 p.m oh that is his party time oh i want to party with all right call bob and then we'll get him on face time next week see if you is there an option to face time we're going to find out right now okay bob out bob out you're probably going to hand me your phone so he can hear me. He sounds like he's really old and like he's going to be

hard of hearing. I know. He just calls us to tell us. He said, yeah, he loved more. It's just because he's lonely. Oh, my Shayla. My fucking Shayla. Stop. I'm going to cry. There was no option for FaceTime. I'm going to cry. Hello? Hi. Is Bob there? Yes, who's calling? This is Bunny X-O. Oh, Bunny, he's calling you, Bob. Hey, B.

What are you doing, Bobarino? Hey, where's it? I want to meet the rest of the crew. They're here. Hi, Bob. We're all here, baby. We're calling you to say hi. I got to see if,

you know, how to take my hair. Oh, you want me me to cut your hair? hair. Bob, I love you. Yeah. We love. Bob, you're going to be on the next episode of Ashtal Confess. Oh, yeah? Yeah, you're on air right now. We were

playing your voicemails and we absolutely fell in love with you. Where's Jali? Is he there yet? He's not. He's still in Australia, but he will be home soon. Oh, good. I need to talk to D. Oh, you talk to who?

I need to talk to your husband. Okay. Well, we'll call you whenever he he's with us, but we just wanted to call and tell you that your voicemails bring us so much joy and never stop leaving him. We want to play them all the time now. Yeah. Where are you from, Bob? Eugene. Oh, Eugene. Oregon? Oh. Yeah. Oh, heck yeah, buddy. All right, well, next time we play Oregon, you have to come out to a show and meet us and we'll all take pictures and hang out. Hey, I knew you from Las Vegas. Oh, man. What? Did you know about me?

I bet you weren't there. Oh, yeah. No, I did. Okay. I just thought I'd let you know because I haven't let you know. Well, were you an old client or did we just? An old friend of yours. Oh, an old friend of mine.

Because I, because I saw you. I want to thank you for the, I remember you from Portland when we went to Portland. Oh, that's nice. Oh, so did you come to a show when I met you? Yeah. Oh, I love that. And I gave jelly roll a sticker, but they didn't want it. Oh.

He didn't want it. Oh, well, we'll take all the stickers. And they threw it away. Oh, I don't know about that. They didn't want to help me out. It was people from Portland. Oh, okay. I was going to say I could never see my husband throwing something away

that somebody gave them, that somebody gave him, but... Yeah, but he did. Yeah, but he did. Oh, well, fuck him then, all right? Fuck that guy. Yeah. Oh, that guy is a potato head. Yeah.

He is a big old potato head. Let me tell you. All right, Bob. Well, we love you. We just wanted to call you and say hi. Please keep leaving us voicemails. And then we're going to, we want to FaceTime with you one of these days. Yep.

Yeah. Yeah, we'll put you on the show. All right. Well, we'll figure it out. Mimi will be reaching out to you to figure out how to get you on the show, okay? Okay, yeah. All right, Bob out. Bob out.

Tell her I'm ready. All right, baby. Bob out. You got to say it for us. Say it for us. Yeah. Damn it. I did it.

Damn the torpedo I did it. Bob, you got to say Bob out so I could hang up. Bob out. Yeah. All right, buddy. We'll talk to you later. Bye, Bob. Bye.

Oh, my God. Is he not the sweetest, fucking... I love him. He's the sweetest slice and the loaf. I just fucking love him. It's like a bowl of cherries. Bole cherries. That is my guy.

I'm obsessed. I freaking love him. Stop. I want to cry. Yeah. He's sweet. Tell Bob to send a selfie. Yeah.

What does Bob look like? my god i can't wait to find out that's so funny i can't wait no literally you guys i'm i'm going to he has my number now so yeah and so see you guys that's how it works call our call first you have to sub on youtube and then you can either submit call or i forget text text yeah text it you guys send some good text in there you never know we might just call you while we're on air that was nice bob is now my new best friend bob is i'm gonna start saying bob out on If I leave, Bob out. If I leave, Bob out. Bob is the fucking homie.

All right, so I got a story for you guys real quick before we wrap this up. Yeah, I heard about it. You had something exciting. I don't know if it was exciting. Oh. Probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. Oh. So every week we have people come to help us clean the house. I don't know what the correct, the correct terminology is.

House cleaners? Yes. Okay. We have house cleaners come once a week to clean. They have been cleaning our house. our house for six years. I love these ladies. These are my little nuggets. Like I love them so much. We're like every time they come in, hey, how are you? Like we talked to them. We love them. And I told you guys in the beginning of this podcast, I've been taking those new greens.

So I literally shit every time. If I drink something, it runs right through me and I shit, you know. So I'm in the middle of cooking lunch and all of a sudden I'm like, oh my God, I have to get to a bathroom. So I had to run to the bathroom in the front of the house, which I never go to. I always go in my bathroom. But this time, nobody was around. Everybody was upstairs. So I was like, okay, I'm just going to go in this bathroom and drop a load and, you know, wash my hands and finish cooking. So anyways, fucking I go in there, mind of my business, just scrolling, you know.

Next thing I know, the door flies open. Chachi comes barreling in. but it wasn't just Chachi that came barreling in. It was one of the girls that had never been to our house before comes barreling in while Chachi looks like he's chasing her, but he's not. He's trying to get into the bathroom with me. This woman was so scared that midloat she sat on my lap. While I have a turd hanging out.

What? We were eye to eye. What do you mean? She said on your lap. We're right here. What do you mean? She opened the door, came up against the wall, and is in my lap right here. Because there's not room in that bathroom.

Yeah, no. So we're this close to each other while I'm sitting on the toilet. And I just, I'm looking at her. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, and it smelled. Okay. And I'm looking in her eyes. And I'm looking at her eyes and all I could muster up the courage to say was you're fine.

Get out. Hold on. I said, you're fine. Get out. I said it four times in the most calmest tone that you could think of. She wasn't getting it. She was staring. We were deadlocked.

It took her a minute to register what was going on. And I had to say it four times. what before she just stood there and stared at me breathing in basking in the ambiance what the fuck okay yeah all right yeah that was so later on that night she's walking by the kitchen and she will not make eye contact with me and I grabbed her and I go hey I feel like we're best friends now and she just cried laughing dude like She needed me to, like, clear the air with her. Wow.

I was just like, and I'm going to talk about this on the podcast. And she just started laughing, dude. So this has been my favorite episode we've ever done. Down on your lap? She, okay, so you know how, like, that bathroom, when you open the door, there's no room. Like, she went up against the wall, slid to the toilet. And my leg and her leg were touching. And her face was this close to mine.

She was scrunched, like in the corner, trying to hide for me. Chotch. Oh. Yeah. Victim of circumstance there. Yeah. So, not only did I get stung by a fucking yellow jacket,

I had to pinch a loaf in front of a stranger. Okay. Bob out. Bob out. And on that note, Bob out. Bob out.