Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Bunnie’s DMs Exposed

Episode Date: June 26, 2026

The gang is back! Just one week after the divorce episode blew past 3 million views, Bunnie and the crew return for another chaotic Ask, Tell, Confess. From girls’ nights out and bare-knuck...le fights to fully stepping into the single era, nothing is off-limits.Bunnie spills on the wild wave of DMs she’s gotten since the split, sharing everything from blue-check disasters and unexpected admirers to the sweet messages from women who have been riding for her through it all. The gang breaks down what actually works when sliding into someone’s DMs, what instantly gives them the ick, and some of the funniest messages they’ve ever received.Then it’s time for your Ask, Tell, Confess submissions: outrageous confessions, questionable decisions, bizarre crimes, and stories so chaotic you’ll wonder how any of these people survived. From cursed behavior and club bathroom disasters to some truly unhinged life choices, this episode proves once again that y’all need supervision.It’s messy, hilarious, and exactly the kind of chaos we’ve come to expect from ATC. Want to be featured on a future episode? Slide into our Instagram DMs with your Ask, Tell, Confess stories—you just might hear yours on the next episode.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:03:25 Hello, France. Ask tell you. Hello, friends. Welcome to another. A little country there. Asked a lot of confers. I heard a little dolly. A little dolly.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Yeah. A little dolly, dolly, important. How's everybody doing today? So week after the big announcement, week after the divorce podcast, which is at three million views, which is insane. That's crazy. What is happening? Welcome all the new subs to the channel.
Starting point is 00:04:08 We love you guys. Hope you stay. Yeah. How's everybody's week going? You know, just hanging out with you. At a girl's night. We did. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:04:18 I went out for my first time in so long. And I don't know why I never went out before. I had a fucking blast. Me either. So much fun. No, it was cool. It was, uh, we can't get, go into details, but it was definitely fun. Yeah, I wish I remembered it.
Starting point is 00:04:37 That's why we can't go into details. She can't remember it. It started out of the bare knuckle fights, which was really fucking dope. So much. You guys, I get why guys really like that now. Dude, we couldn't get Mimi to fucking leave. Sorry, guys. We go to the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:04:49 I was like, I said, I'm ready to leave. She goes so high. Me and Haley had a fucking powwow. Sorry, guys. fight. I was like, all right. I'm ready to go. And every time I looked over at Mimi, I'm like, you ready to go? She's like, no, no, we're going to watch the next fight. And I'm like, all right. I thought this was my girl's night out. Sorry. I enjoyed it so much. No, it was crazy. Ray Vaughn. He is my security guard, but he also trains at the gym, a sacred heart. He,
Starting point is 00:05:14 dude, look this guy so bad that he smacked his ass while he was bent over. Banking him was the most diabolical thing. I was trying to regain his consciousness. And they clipped that and put it in slow motion. No. Just so bad. So bad. His little buns were in the air. I don't even know if Rayvon got hit once.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Well, he hit him. He was in one minute. He not, he, the dude didn't have legs underneath him. Once Rayvon hit him that one time, the entire fight, he was like Bambi.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Yeah. I think it was like a minute 20 is what the guy lasted. And then they called it. Yeah. We need to sit ringside at a UFC fight. That's my next goal too. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:52 We're going to do that. It's going to be so much fun. Yeah, I don't know. Something about men hitting each other. Nice. I like the girls. I was hoping there was more girls, but my girl, Christine, she is with bare knuckle. She's the champ and she's just fucking dude. Wild.
Starting point is 00:06:07 She's a straight up G, man. They're still building out like the female side of bare knuckle though, right? Nobody wants to fight her. They're all fucking scared of Christine. Yeah. Yeah, nobody wants to fight her. I think it was, I think it was, oh, God, I forgot who I was talking to. But they're like, yeah, we can't get anybody to fight her.
Starting point is 00:06:23 They're all scared of her. And it's like, because she's just a fucking savage, dude. For sure. Yeah, she's fun to watch. No, she's just crazy. Didn't do it. You think you could do it? No, she said I couldn't do it.
Starting point is 00:06:34 I've never been in a fight. Oh, no, I don't know if I'd want to get. You think that's been in a fight? The little baby right now. I'm literally a baby. You are a baby. This is a baby. Yeah, no, I couldn't see Haley fighting.
Starting point is 00:06:48 I grew up fighting, but I don't know. There's a difference between street fighting and getting in a ring and fighting somebody. You can't pull hair, bite ears off and fucking poke people's eyeballs out in a ring. I couldn't imagine getting stabbed in an eyeball with those nails. I fight dirty. Most girls will bite their nails off. I don't. That's probably what I would do.
Starting point is 00:07:09 You would probably have to rip your nails off. Yeah. No, that hurts when your nails end up in your palm. It's one of the worst feelings. Or you crack a nail in half at the meat. Nope. So gross. Absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:07:25 No, but your girl's feeling herself. I went out this weekend and it's crazy. I haven't felt desired or wanted in so long. And that's all I really need. Like I do feel like being wanted or desired is a must for any woman in their life, you know? And just the fact that people pay attention to me, I'm just like, you think I'm pretty? Like it's like such a new. It's such a new.
Starting point is 00:07:54 It gives you a newfound confidence. Like you can be confident, but to like be desired is a whole different kind of confidence. Yeah, I don't know how to deal with it. It's crazy. My DMs have been. Your DMs are wild. Okay, first of all, shout out to all the women. I told so many girls to go in Jay's DM, which, you know, have at it.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Good luck with that. But all of these women are in my DMs. They're like, and if they did message Jay, they copy and paste or screen. shot the message that they sent him. And I'm just like, that's a girl's girl. No, all of you girls are just so fucking sweet.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Like, thank you so much. I love you guys. But they're just like pouring into me and they're like just, everybody's just like, dude, I don't want to be in his DMs. I want to be in yours. Oh,
Starting point is 00:08:36 the comment sections right now of people who are like, wait, we get bunny in the divorce, right? It's just so. Going with mom. No, it's just so sweet. And I don't want anybody to pick sides,
Starting point is 00:08:47 but you know, but I mean, if, if you guys, you know, want to come live with mom, we've got plenty a room for you. But yeah, I wanted to read some of these DMs for you guys. I have been asked multiple
Starting point is 00:08:59 times in my Ask Tell Confess. Can we please see what's in Bunny's DMs? Oh, God. Is there something you wanted to read? No, that was it. That was the question. I have multiple screenshots of people being like, will you please show us Bunny's DMs? And I was like, I'll ask. So I'll show, I'll tell you guys a little bit. I mean, of course, I've got the blue check marks coming in. I have a few rappers that are literally in my DMs that are like, yo. That would work on me. I'm like, you gotta give me something more.
Starting point is 00:09:31 I'm like, I'm never going to respond to a yo. So if you fucking send me a yo, just go fuck yourself. It needs to be poetic. Okay, well, I need to rephrase that
Starting point is 00:09:42 because a couple guys have sent me like poems. Oh, not what we actually mean. Please read a poem. You gotta just have some Riz, dude. Have a little bit of like swag. That's all I need is just a little bit of swag and maybe I'll respond.
Starting point is 00:09:56 But I've only responded to two DMs and only two out of all of those. Yeah, only two. Wow, they must have really brought it. Well, I thought they did. And then, you know, one of the fantasies got ruined. And then the other one, I'm just like, I don't know, you know. I don't know. I'm just not ready.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Like I don't, I feel like I have so much to work on with myself that I have nothing to offer anybody. Unless you want to, I'm not even going to say that. Actually, how about World Star posting the clip about blowjobs? Oh, my God. Oh, you didn't see that, I may. The whole comment section was like, that man is either scared or there, because you're like this at Bunny.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Yeah, the whole time. You said, bite it like a Snickers? I'm like, babe. But the crazy thing is, is people are coming in my DMs and they're like, I heard you can stuff. suck a golf ball through a garden hose. And I'm like, okay, so you guys have to know, like, I know it seems like I'm always being so vulgar, but people write in and they ask questions and I answer them.
Starting point is 00:11:04 I think there's nothing wrong with sexuality. I think there's nothing wrong with being honest about pooping or, you know, buttholes or like medical stuff. Someone's got to freaking do it because nobody has to do it. Like, I mean, and I will, I'll be that girl. But I've seen this narrative online where people are like, funny was embarrassing jelly and that's why he wanted the divorce and um she's not good for his PR and I'm just like please like it's not me okay it's not me and that's completely false yeah but
Starting point is 00:11:32 I feel like we grew up with like Dr. Ruth and we say these educational things out of love and not shame and we teach and we like educating an entire generation that like no longer has education in those type of things without feeling ashamed I'm never going to shame anybody for asking us a question and I'm never going to pretend I'm something I'm not. That is one thing that you will always get with me is just 100% authenticity. And if it makes you uncomfortable, then fucking don't watch me. That's a you problem, not an us problem. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Like if a woman writes in and says, how can I please my husband more or how would you do this? I'm going to, I'm not a fucking gatekeeper. Like I'm going to teach you whatever I know and what's gotten me through. But clearly, I'm good at, I'll teach you what I'm good at. If you guys are writing in about relationship questions anymore, don't fucking ask me. Okay. I'm not giving anybody relationship advice ever again, ever again, because your girl is just, I will never be in another relationship and also will never fucking give a relationship advice
Starting point is 00:12:38 because I just don't feel like I'm. You can give advice on how to love yourself again and how to become a new version of yourself through the pain. Oh, baby. It is on and cracking. I am going to, You guys have no idea. Just wait and see what I do during this to flourish. But let's get into some of these DMs. Gosh. Okay. I know only like the 1% of what I get.
Starting point is 00:13:01 I can't imagine what you get. Yeah. Well, here we go. Hey, girl. If you ever wanted to be with a man who doesn't have any tattoos, especially none on his face, I'm here for you. If you want to go back to someone that's a little more hefty like him,
Starting point is 00:13:18 not this skinny-ass jelly roll. I'm your boy. I accept you for who you are. I love your podcast. I have a podcast. I have two podcasts. You have one. I have two.
Starting point is 00:13:28 We can be on each other's podcast and you can call me fat roll or crunchy roll or glazed donut. Whatever name you want to call me, you can do that. Holler at your boy, Bunny X-O. I am not okay. I hate it.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Fair enough. Yeah. The hell was that. My pussy lips are inverted. My pussy lips turned into beef jerky. Fell off. With that DM. If you were trying to turn me,
Starting point is 00:13:54 listen, dude, and that might have been his all, so I don't want to talk shit. But don't, first of all, if you come in my DM, please don't talk about my ex. I'm trying to get away from him. Quoted his fucking song at the end. What are we doing that? Yeah, like, please.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Like, I don't want to hear it. And secondly, just when you guys come in the DMs, it's not that hard. Just be yourself. Yeah, just be yourself. I'm sure that dude's probably a sweet dude, but he just has no game. That was not it. Let's teach you guys not to.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Let's not bring up X's. So like maybe let's edit it. What would you edit? Oh, there you go. How would you have rewrote that? I would have not even said one word. I would have deleted that paragraph. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:40 I would have deleted the paragraph. Okay. I mean. Stop like, hey girl. Yeah. I'm not even. No, not hey girl. Don't even say hey girl.
Starting point is 00:14:48 I mean, I don't know. Just be like, hey, you're beautiful. I'm sorry you're going through a hard time. Let me fucking make you happy or something. You know, just something sweet. I don't know. I'll know it when I see it. Listen, some guy slid in my DMs about Nickelback and he got a response.
Starting point is 00:15:04 I'm easy. Okay? I'm easy. I'm not very hard to please. I get it. Your whole DM is going to be like nickel back and group quotes. Here we go. After this episode, they're going to be like looking at his voice memos and you singing
Starting point is 00:15:16 nickel back. Yeah. God, or creed. Everybody send me your best creed voice. All right, this guy is the one that replies to every, like, story. Oh, this one? We've got a few. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Have you fucked, have you fucked Chris motionless or what? Oh. I want to lick your balloon nut. Your body's absurd. Thicka than a snicker. I like that one. Okay. You'll never answer, but good God, I'd break you off.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Your body is absurd. You ooze sexy. ooze is wild. Listen, he might get a response. I kind of like it. Okay, the snicker one was nice. He might get a response because, I mean, yeah, so good. All right.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Next one. The real question is, are your DMs open? I'm not rich, but my heart is. Wee. That I like that one. There we go. That was G. That was G.
Starting point is 00:16:12 That was G. That was good. Let me look at his profile picture. Oh, he might be cute. Oh, my, hello. Ellis. He's in camo. I can't show you.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Put it in the group chat. I can't see it. Crop that Jason blind. But that was sweet, right? That was. Like, see, to me, that would be like, oh, you know, that's sweet. Yeah. Love that.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Quick and to the point. Enough for open a conversation. Yeah, let's not send paragraphs. Yeah. Let's not. Well, I mean, I don't mind a paragraph if it's real, well written. I ignore it. I truly don't mind a paragraph if it's well written.
Starting point is 00:16:51 But if it's like the one that that guy sent me just being all crazy, then that's a whole other subject. Hey, pretty lady. I'm about to get out of prison on a 10-year bid next year. Please let me go out and have a time with you. That's all I ask. I promise it will be worth it. Hit me back.
Starting point is 00:17:10 So listen, I don't mind that the dude's in prison, but for what? Why? How did we get out? Exactly. It was only 10 years. I'm trying not to piss off the prison wife community, okay? But what I don't like is he said, let me go out and have a time with you. No.
Starting point is 00:17:29 So that's where it's like, okay. He's not leading. No. Yeah. It's like, okay, so you're just expecting me to put out on this first date, which, I mean, after 10 years, he might need it. Same. I just got out of a 10-year bid too, bitches. What are we talking about?
Starting point is 00:17:54 How the turn tables. Wow. I'm going to get a phone call. I'm going to get a phone call. Jay is going to call me and be like, bitch, what the fuck? I'm sorry. Okay? I'm just being funny.
Starting point is 00:18:09 God. It was a joke. Just cut your rug, buddy. All right. So, um, God, do I keep going?
Starting point is 00:18:20 Yes. Okay. I have that guy who keeps tagging me in all of those pictures of him dressed up in a diaper. I have a guy after every single post. He says, mm, wank time. Oh. They told me they wanted to lick whatever came out of me the other day and all that.
Starting point is 00:18:37 What is, okay. This person said, well, since you're single again, how about giving a regular, dude with a mediocre weiner and mediocre sex a chance. Well, no.
Starting point is 00:18:48 I don't mind that. That wasn't bad. I didn't mind that. That's honesty. Because he's either really good in bed and has a fucking mediocre or. He might have a hog. He might have a hog.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Luke's got a hog. Luke, we think you have a hog, buddy. Mediocre. Yeah, so that's what's going on in my DMs. I could keep going, but I mean, I could. If you guys want us to make an entire. episode of this. Please, can we? Let me know. And I will start screenshoting all of them. Send them now. And you could be on the next episode. Yeah. But I think my, again, I will reiterate and drive it home.
Starting point is 00:19:24 My favorite part of my DMs right now is all of the women that are in there. All the women that are literally going to bat for me on social media too. Like the videos people are making. Just so sweet, dude. Like, thank you. I love you guys. And, you know, I'm glad you can see. You can tell you're such an inspiration for women who have been in your same situation or who are currently in your same situation. And like, you can see what you've said has helped them just tremendously. I mean, listen, I never wanted to become the poster child for divorced women. You know, you don't set out as your life goal to do that. But if I was chosen to be that person, then I just want to show women that you can do the damn thing. And you can literally get your spark back slowly. But surely you're going to get it
Starting point is 00:20:13 back. You're going to feel beautiful again. You're going to feel desired. I didn't realize how many women were in such loveless marriages and, you know, were hurting as bad as I was. And I just think that, you know, I'm here with you guys. And if you guys need to lean on me, come on down, sisters. Yeah, I think you're going to give a lot of people their power back who realize that they can step away from the situation and then it doesn't take the man stepping away for it to happen. Because like these women, some women are literally stuck in these situations and they have to live the rest of their lives unhappy unless they make a change. No, life is too short, man. And it's, you got to be happy. And there's no better feeling than freedom. Like, uh, just knowing that I get to live the rest of my life doing whatever the fuck I want. I am so happy. Like, you have no idea, guys. Freedom looks really good on you. Thanks. Well, just wait. Incoming. I have so much, so much plan that I can't tell you guys about.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Just so many twists and turns. Like, I swear, I feel like this opened up. like a floodgate. It's like, oh, we want bunny. We want bunny. We want bunny. And we're not talking about men. We're talking about job opportunities and stuff like that. Career opportunities. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:23 But like, you know, men, like, I think it's cool that you guys are all reaching out to me and, you know, wanting to be there. But I, dude, I couldn't even imagine looking at a dong right now. Yeah. I hope I get that feeling back because I miss it. I feel like someone will change that. Where's it at? Where's it at? That's fine.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Because good Lord, just even thinking, I want to punch them right now. If I fucking ever saw a dick right now, I'd probably just clock it real quick. Just find it off. No, they might like it because they're all fucking weirdos. All right. So you guys know what this is. Ask tell, confess. You guys write in to us anytime, go to any of our social medias.
Starting point is 00:22:02 All you got to do is just tell us what is going on in your life. If you want to ask us a question, if you want to tell us something, if you want to confess something. that's exactly what we do on AskTal Confess once a week. So for all of our new subs that are here, if you guys want to be a part of this show, we love, you know, you guys to interact with us. Go to any of our social medias, our Instagrams.
Starting point is 00:22:27 More importantly, just go to the Instagrams. And slide in our DMs, give us your story, and we pick a few to read every week. I have some good ones this week. Yeah, I have a couple good ones too. So who wants to kick it off? Go ahead, Ailey. I have a long one.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Oh, what is good. Twist and turn. A trilogy. Yeah. She says, all right, buckle up because this is one of the dumbest things I've ever done. So last year on a random Sunday, me and my husband were deep in the Sunday scaries. Dreading work the next day, super anxious, so we convince ourselves alcohol as self-care. We start drinking.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Damn. A few drinks in, I don't know what this means. A few drinks in, the conversation somehow shifted to boofing. I've heard of that. I've heard of that. We're going to ask. Wait, yeah, I guess I know what it means now. Oh, okay, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:23:17 I started talking about how I'd heard stories of girls soaking tampons and vodka and shoving them up their asses to get drunk faster. Did I have tampons? No. Did that stop me? No. So what I did have was a stainless steel straw. So in a moment of pure brilliance, I grabbed the metal straw, put a little lube on the end,
Starting point is 00:23:37 and shoved it up my ass while my husband attempted to pull. blow beer through the straw like we were conducting some kind of hillbilly science experiment. The second the beer hit my ass, I realized two things. Beer is freezing cold internally. Carbonation has no business being in your colon. It felt so cold and bubbly that I immediately started laughing uncontrollably. And apparently when you laugh with carbonated beer in your ass, your body turns into a pressurized keg. The fizz and the pressure built up for approximately half a second before the beer launched directly back out of my ass, through the first. The the straw and straight into my husband's mouth.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Mouth. Because he was blowing you. She blew it back. She said, needless to say, our experiment ended immediately and we spent the next 10 minutes, scream laughing while he wiped Coors light ass foam off his face. Dude. That's fucking so gross, dude. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:24:35 That's love. Yeah. That's love. Yeah. I'm looking for that. Yeah. That's what I'm looking for. Someone get here at a course light and a strong.
Starting point is 00:24:45 I used to put cocaine up my ass. How? So you would take, you know, little baby syringes. You don't put the needle on it, but you know the thing that you, you know. So you would cut the line, you would cut the line out
Starting point is 00:25:01 and then you pour the line into that little thing and then you put water in it and you shake it. And then you stick it up your ass and just inject it in your ass. Yeah. A lot of people do something. stuff like that. Best way to ever do cocaine would never do it again. This was in my 20s, guys. Don't judge me. Yeah, don't do not. Do not do as I say. Okay. Do not do as I do or say.
Starting point is 00:25:25 It's too scary to do drugs nowadays. I am so fucking, dude, no. I won't even touch a rail at a bar because I'm afraid somebody did like a line there. Yeah. No way. Could never. Who told us the story the other day that someone accidentally dropped? My friend. told me an ass tell confess in person at the redneck rumble that his friend was at a certain bar that I cannot say on Broadway and it was a the friend had just gotten a bag of weed no was it oh it was coke okay well I thought it was weed no this makes it even worse um he dropped it in the toilet wait and he was he was so like hard on times yeah Yep. That he got it out of the toilet.
Starting point is 00:26:19 And still... No, no, no, no. He drank the water. Yeah, you know what? I stopped listening. Hold on. I have to retell that story. This man accidentally spills the cocaine into the toilet water and was so hard on times that he drank the toilet water.
Starting point is 00:26:39 You know, it's funny is because he DM'd me a little after and was like, I heard my friend told you about my story. You know the person? I don't know him, but like he is always likeing my stories and stuff. Well, that dude might be hard on money and you might need to help the guy out because who the fuck would drink toilet water? No. Listen, I have done some weird shit when I was strung out on drugs too, but I have never drank toilet water. Like that's crazy. That's disgusting.
Starting point is 00:27:14 especially at a bar. Yes. This wasn't like his toilet. I'm going to throw up. Yeah. I mean, listen, let's just pray for that dude
Starting point is 00:27:21 because he's obviously not it. I just want to know. Did you flush before or not? Or like, what if you had... You can't flush because it won't have drugs in it. If you had peed and then drop the bag. He was probably just in the stall to do the cocaine.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Yeah. Yeah. All right. Next, you got something memes? Yeah. Okay. You're fucking disgusting.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Yeah. Yeah. If you've done drugs before, you feel fucking gross after hearing those stories because you know you've done some shady shit for drugs. This one said, I worked at a company that did background employment checks from all over. And the one that stuck with me the most was a man whom was a sex offender charge for molesting a squirrel in a park in South Carolina. Not sure about what others have to say or how the world do you catch one and be able to do such an act. I am not laughing. thought the squirrel would have bit it off.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Bid it off? That's fucking disgusting. You put it in his mouth? We don't know the details. That's fucking gross. If you do anything to an animal that is innocent and sweet, you deserve to die. I hope that it's right up there with kids. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I hope someone did something awful to him in prison. Yeah. Poor fucking squirrel. Bro. Like who even gets horny looking at a squirrel? Either how small were you or how big was the squirrel? I feel like it's not got to be big. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:46 I thought about a squirrel. No. A little micro. All right. Confession time. I am genuinely terrified of anyone who can shit in a club and then go back to dancing. I have. I even had to ask the girls in the bathroom for some toilet paper because I took a dump.
Starting point is 00:29:03 No. I didn't know the girls. They said, who takes a shit at the club? Like me, bitch. When a sister's got a shit, she's got a shit. That's wild. What a absolute fucking G, though. I barely pee.
Starting point is 00:29:15 I mean. If you pee once, then it unlocked. That's why I trying to have to go to the bathroom. You're shitting in the club, okay? Yeah. I've shit in the club before. You shit in the club? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Yeah. Okay. Back in the day. Yeah. You shit while like dancing and then come back out. Well, and just hit the dance. So here's the cool thing.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Here's the cool thing. In Vegas, they have bathroom attendants. So there's baby wipes. There's like everything. you could possibly need to make yourself fresh and crisp to get back on your game. Yeah, to just, you know, drop a deuce and roll. So, okay. Yeah. Oh, my God, this is crazy. I feel like you guys need bathroom attendance out here in Nashville. We do. Because at least the clubs in Vegas are like air conditioned. You go to a honky tonk. You got swamp posts. Oh, you're definitely not getting an
Starting point is 00:30:09 attendant. Most of them on Broadway have bathroom attendants. Really? I haven't seen any. Never seen one. Never seen one. When are you guys going out with me on Broadway to the bathroom? Never. Never. Never. Yeah. I'm friends with one of them going at Barstall. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Apparently you're friends with everybody, Haley. Yeah. Haley knows everyone. Yeah. It's crazy. We love that for Haley, though. Well, guys, love you. Like I said, do you want to be a part of Aestel, confess, DM us.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Slide in the DMs. Slide in the DMs, baby. Actually, everybody keeps sliding in the DMs because it's making great content. Even the men. Love you guys. See you next week. Bye-bye.

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