Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Bunnie's Not a Priest

Episode Date: August 22, 2024

Bunnie and Meme dive into another set of Patreon family questions this week! Bunnie spills on how she & J keep it spicy after all these years, the art of manifestation, and if she ever misses single life. She also gives a shout out to the perfect playlist (with Enya of course), what's going on with that pinky nail, and they unleash some of your burning confessions - from backyard hookups to rubbing alcohol booty burns.Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO Show. We have Meet the D-Fords. We have Popaganda. We have more shows that we're adding. And not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Not only that, we have four tiers that caters to everybody's budget and everybody gets the podcast. There's no more excuses. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up. Stop missing out. We have built a huge community over there, guys. I'm talking about hundreds of thousands of people over there. We even have live chats, live chats that I actually am talking in every single night. Last but not least, we give away gifts every freaking month. I'm talking like signed stuff from Jay and I, lives. You just never know what kind of surprise you're going to get. It's like a Cracker Jack box. I love the community

that we've built over there at Patreon. If you are already a Patreon member, I freaking love you, dude. Thank you so much. You guys are my babies for life, my writers. If I could, I would literally make out with each and every one of you. I love you guys so much. And that's a lot of kisses, actually. Gotta go, bye. what's up babies welcome back to another ask tell confess confess confess confess so far you guys are loving these yeah i think one of them even made it in the news yes people really like these i love that it's crazy because i've literally been

doing as tell confesses on my instagram for 10 years people tell you some wild shit on instagram i've had people confess murders i was gonna, remember that one time the guy confessed a murder? Yeah. Twice. It's happened twice. Twice. Yes. Twice.

It was the same person. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't ask when people confess murders to me. I'm just like, this is not the place. Like, no,

I don't want to be involved. Don't do that. I am not a priest. Cool. But stop. Yeah. It's cool. But stop.

I don't want to fucking have to deal with that. You said I'm not a priest. Yeah. You know how like motherfuckers go in confessional booths and tell people like you know priests like father i fucking did this you know like that's how i feel like it's become and i'm just like no i'm not the place there's a line that needs to be drawn in the sand i love that don't cross it don't fucking tell me about murders you've committed i don't want to be an accessory to murder by accident by accident guilty by and that's my luck have you ever reposted one of the questions or you just like yes I've reposted both of them and I just said

don't I don't want to know this don't tell me this spicy as fuck okay today we're just going to do some asks and we've got some good questions let's hear um someone named sarah so sarah sarah sorry like house bunny yeah your intrusive thought came out sarah really wants you to make a public spotify playlist for your fans i think that's a great idea i have one i made one like three years ago, I think, but I need to update it. Let's make a new one. Yeah, if you help me do it. I just don't have time. It's going to be

four hours of Nickelback. Literally, Chad Krogies hoagie. Don't fucking play with me. That's maybe a little bit of in ya mixed. Should we put all your personalities in one? I love in ya. if you guys have never listened to inya first of all inya is one of the highest is the highest paid artist in the world she has

one of the top selling records yes give it a gook inya is her fucking um what is it called uh caribbean blue orinoco flow all that shit you guys ever want to go to have you ever heard in ya i don't know what you're talking oh my god this is why i'm shocked how have you not heard in ya okay so i was introduced to in ya a long long long long time ago when i went to go visit my aunt in kentucky it was all she would let us fucking listen to and hold on i'm gonna just kentucky kentucky um yeah so inya it's called watermark is the album and is it the album yeah orinoco flow here we go here we go i don't know what to expect right now caribbean blue is even better I don't know what to expect right now.

Caribbean blue is even better. It takes a minute, but I promise. Like, if you want to just sail away and meditate. We can sail, let me sail, let me orenoco flow. Let me be. Come on. We sail, we be. I mean, it's great. It's good shit. Wow. What do you think, Jaime? 10 out of 10.

Anytime I have anxiety or I'm on a plane, put on some fucking Inya. I don't know if you missed this over here, but he was showing us his weenie boy moves. Oh, I love it. We love Jaime. Jaime is one of the girls, man. I was telling Jay that. I was like, I'm so glad we hired Jaime. We love Jaime. If you guys didn't know, Jaime is our new videographer

on the team. But he's not really our new videographer. Oh no, he's one of the past. He is. He used to work for my husband. So he was around for like, what, a year? Yeah, a year, a little over a year. He went on tour with us and everything. I love it. And then my husband was going to hire him back. And I was like, motherfucker, you have Andy. Okay. You won't even let me use Andy, but you want to just hoard Jaime now. And he was like motherfucker you have Andy okay you won't even let me use Andy but you want to just hoard Jaime now and he was like all right fine if you don't hire Jaime I'm gonna hire him I was like sold to the highest bidder one of the girlies how does it feel being one of the girls feels good feel like I'm right at home to be honest we talk about shitting we fucking

poor Jaime got broken real easy. Yeah. Real fast. He jumped in quick. We were like, Hey, we're traveling. Let's go get on the plane. Next week. We're going to talk about how we took him to the weenie boys in Vegas. It was amazing.

All right. So back to the playlist. We got sidetracked playlist. We will make it. We will make it. I promise. We'll post it. We'll link it to this episode in the description.

Yes. Fantastic. All right. God, we're going to make one that fast. No, I just meant we'll link it to this episode um in the description yes fantastic all right uh we're gonna make one that fast no okay it's gonna go from young doll to morgan wallen to and i and i'm gonna tell you this right now there will be no jelly roll on my playlist not a single one you ruin his algorithm i can't i can't do it i love my husband to death but you guys don't understand i heard these songs two years before they came out so what you guys are hearing i've been hearing for five years you're like i'm done yeah unless it's like as og rap music then i will yeah we'll throw a spicy one i love rapper roll yeah i love rapper roll hold on chachi wants to say something okay go ahead

that was great okay all right savannah wants to know about your pinky nail and a lot of people actually ask this question often i know Why is the pinky nail pointy and the rest are square? So most people have a pointy pinky nail because it's a Coke nail. Yes. I don't, I have a really weird thing with being like everybody else. I do not want to do what everybody else is doing. So I, whenever we did the coffin shape, I was like, I love this, but it needs a little razzle dazzle. You know, I was like, make my pinky nail pointy because any other nail, like if this was pointy, it would look off. If this one was pointing, you know, like the only nail that would look good pointy is the pinky nail. It's so iconic though. I've, I, uh, there was another shape that I used to do that. I used to get my nails done where this would be carved out and it would be like two points.

And I had my nails like that forever. And people used to ask, why do you do that? But it was just because I just want to be different. I don't want to do what everybody else is doing. A fun fact, even your character in your intro has one pointed pinky nail. That's hilarious. Or your pinky nails are pointed on your character. Shout out to the guy who fucking did our new intro, thanks alex alex you are so dope i just have enjoyed

working with him so much and he did a fantastic job and now you are your own character so anything we want to do in the future he can make which we met him through jesse lawless right yay luke and you know what? I respect this question. This is why I chose this question. Because I feel like everyone who has found some success in their life feels this. And I feel like everyone needs to hear this. So Luke said, I'm finally on the other side of life where the good things happen instead of the bad things. But my brain is waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Does this happen to y'all? If so, what helps you guys not self-sabotage? I think you get to a point where you don't, you don't want to keep expecting the worst. Because you're manifesting the worst. You are literally putting what you fear you'll feed. And you are putting that into the universe that like, hey, the shoe's going to drop eventually.

So guess what? It's going to drop eventually. I don't want shit to drop. I want to keep motherfucking going. I want to. What's that song? Proud Mary, keep on burning, rolling, rolling, rolling down a river like that's what I want to do. So I think you need to start retraining your brain.

And I talk about this all the time. That part. If you think a negative thought during, and we all think negative thoughts. Yeah, we're not saying like you're going to be perfect at this. At all. But if you think like, if you are thinking about like, okay, I'm going to go do this and I'm going to fucking do it.

Great. And something inside of you says, oh, but this is going to happen. Say, go fuck yourself. No, this is going to happen. And just retrain your brain. And I promise you small little tricks like that of just even changing one to two bad thoughts a day become just positivity. And I will suggest for you to have the people around you, help you hold you accountable. Bunny's my person. And my husband is my person on holding me accountable when I do tend to self-sabotage. It'll be like, don't put that out there. Just don't, you know? And then I'm like, okay, clearly, because I don't see it all the time.

I think we all do it for each other. Yeah. It's such a natural thought for people to have, you know? And I will say, Luke, don't put it out there because then it will come. So let's just focus on the good. And if the shoe drops, it does. And we pivot, but just keep going. Absolutely. So this is a good question. Someone wants to know if there is anything you ever miss about the single life per se. The random dicks, but but no i'm just kidding not the long breath

after i felt that she said man i used to have a plethora of cock um no you know i mean i love to hear the no because i'm the same way yeah you know it's so weird for me, for people who are like, oh yeah, this, this, this. And I'm like, no. Like it was, it was a wild time. And I think I missed the girl that I was because I was so fearless and I didn't give a fuck. And I fucking was breaking motherfuckers hearts left and right. Like that was fun for me. Cause I just love to be, you know, just in my dark feminine.

But my husband makes me soft. He does. And like, I am such a pussy with my husband. I'm just like, daddy, like literally like I'm, he makes me so soft and I love the soft version of me. And before anybody can fucking clip that I was completely joking about the plethora of dick. I'm a smart ass, but, um, I um I do uh I enjoy the safeness that comes with my marriage and I didn't have that before whenever I was single it was single is chaos scary times yeah I couldn't imagine dating right now I say that all the time I've been in a relationship now for well over a decade I'm on my way baby and i don't think i could handle modern dating scene no fucking way bro it's a swipe and you're done like you never get a chance with that person that's how

people's emotions are too it's it's honestly like tiktok you know we just sit there and scroll and scroll they're doing that in the dating scene that is crazy to me people think that there's always something better the grass is always greener and it's not like i feel like this if you're single in this generation i am so sorry and i feel bad for hayley i know she's like she's given up and that that makes me sad it does because i kind of liked the spicy hayley that was getting more dick than a fucking she was throwing it down a glory hole no hayley was getting more ass than a toilet seat yes absolutely i liked watching from afar no it was it was admirable yeah and to watch her fucking just you just sport fuck ran game i know yeah no we you know what maybe tour will bring that out to her to her i don't know i mean

she's around the same boys i mean maybe if she meets somebody on the road. Maybe we get her back on swiping and in each city. I think her and Tasha can fucking. Oh my God. For the love of Tasha and Haley. I'm down to do that show. I'll do it. Let's do it. I'm so down.

Dating on the road. Speed dating. Speed dating. Town to town. Have guys just show up at the venue and whoever makes it to the last round gets to stay the entire show with them oh my god that is so funny actually would you guys watch that that's so great i would watch it yeah yeah i like it all right we're creating a dady show guys yeah okay that's how shows are created in this it. Honestly, it could be a TikTok show.

Oh my God. I would fucking laugh. Just to see the men show up would be amazing. Guys, it's happening. I don't know. If you guys would watch it, let us know. And last question. This actually isn't a question.

This is Jennifer. She asked if we would help manifest her promotion in HR. And you know what? Yes. You already got it, baby. You have it. You got it, baby. You have this.

It's going to happen. Yeah. Don't think anything different. Let us know when you get it. Yeah. Come back around and let us know how the new job's going for you. DM me, DM me, me. Let us know.

We're rooting for you, baby. Absolutely. That's how easy manif, me, let us know. We're rooting for you, baby. That's it. That's how easy manifesting is. It really is. When you say, how do you manifest? You believe you already have something before you have it. That is how I've done my whole life. What was your first manifestation that you can remember? I wanted to be Tawny Katane and marry a rock star. Oh, mine was when I was a kid, I was laying under the stars and really wanted a dog. And my parents told me i would never get a dog again and i laid there under the stars and i was like i'm getting a dog and like two years later we got a dog damn two years i mean it was a lot of convincing shit yeah it's all right i had to wait a whole lifetime so yeah it's my man from my manifesto i'm over here talking shit to you i'm like damn, damn two years. And I'm here. I am fucking 37 years later.

I just truly remember like telling myself if I believe it, it'll happen. And I was so young. I was so young when that happened. And I, I know I will never forget that. Yeah. No,

it's real. Manifestation is so fucking real, man. You don't have to, it doesn't, it's not a big to do. It's not, you know,

you don't have to sit down with a bunch of candles and a fucking one of those bong things. You don't have to sit down with a bunch of candles and a fucking one of those bong things you don't have to do that that was like you literally just say it's mine yeah you have to believe it yeah you have to visualize it and believe it you're not telling yourself to believe it you are believing it literally difference yep that's literally all it is hold on i got another inya song this one's so good it is. Hold on. I got another Inya song. This one's so good. It's my favorite Caribbean blue. This is my favorite Inya song right here. It's called Caribbean blue. Listen to that. How beautiful is that? And then when the chicks start singing, it's like amazing. Right? Here we go. Ready guys?

Buckle up. Tell me that's not peaceful. It's a spa. this is like ethereal was around with all whoever knew high above is caribbean blue all right you guys go fucking listen to Enya. Enya, you better reach out to me for plugging you like this. Man, she's already the top paid. She don't need us. I know, right? She's like, bitch, fuck you.

You pay me for using. You know what? I might get in trouble for using her music on the fucking podcast. Okay. We'll find out. All right. Wow. Someone confessed that their mother slept with my fuck buddy years ago in our

backyard when they were drunk damn not the backyard boogie i don't understand how moms can do that tammy accidentally used 99 rubbing alcohol in her booty hole i mixed up the bottles thought it was witch hazel tammy that is a dried out bunghole wow i mean witch hazel doesn't feel any better she has hemorrhoids obviously yeah i mean oh that's a great question jaime said did she get drunk off that oh would you it's a different alcohol right yeah i would say so but if it is going directly and it is pure alcohol i feel like alcoholics yeah i mean even alcoholics will drink anything that alcohol like nail polish remover yeah oh my god i've seen i've drank mouthwash before when i

needed to come down off a cocaine binge glycerine what oh You drink it? You'll get a little buzz. It's got alcohol in it. Yeah. And does it counteract the cocaine? Yes. It'll calm you down. Oh, God. You know what?

That's not a tip, guys. It's just what I used to do. Interesting. You know, we do not condone cocaine nights. Yeah. Okay. My sponsors are going to be like, okay. Can we not be on these episodes

fuck Listerine ends up coming in for a sponsor but next next week you guys are gonna be like hey have you guys ever washed your mouth with Listerine and you guys are gonna be like this bitch got a fucking all right everyone wants to know what you and Jay do to keep your relationship spicy and recently you guys just had a trip to get away from everyone you put your phones down because you've realized being not normal but going back to like not having your guys's crews around you and just having that one-on-one has really helped your guys's relationship because you guys had to have a little hotel experience where you had to go see

Bailey and Utah. Like we had to carry our own and this sounds so bad, but like we had to carry our own bags and we had to like check into the hotel ourself. Normally we have teams that just run all of that for us. And it was really humbling. And we were just like, he, we were doing all this and he's like, baby, this reminds me of when we first got together. And I was like, I know. And it was really sweet. Um, but you know I mean you guys need to define spicy because after you've been with somebody for almost a decade I don't think spicy really I don't think they mean spicy per se of like what do you guys do to keep your relationship healthy and fresh and that is like your little date like you guys really set aside

time to be like this is our time well I need to let you oh so we do that every night he'll and he's been doing it a lot more lately but he'll come and crawl into bed really early and we just will binge watch um like a series i mean we watched uh mayor of kingstown that's like one of our shows and then um the mayor of mayor uh what is the other one that we just watched i forget the name of the fucking show but it was amazing it had um the chick from titanic in it uh so good mayor of kingstown there's mayor of kingstown and then there's another one that's something town and she's in it and it's amazing it was so good but we watched like series together and like, you know, my husband, my husband is a Capricorn Venus. So he's not romantic at all.

A Capricorn Venus is turned on by hard work. Like, you know, and I'm a Capricorn Aquarius sun and a Capricorn rising. So we are just both goal oriented. Like what tickles our pickle, like for our anniversary this year, we're not buying each other gifts. We're donating to a charity like that makes us feel good. And I think we're just at a point right now where like we all we both just want to be purposeful. We want to be useful and we want to, you know, change other people's lives because we've already changed our lives. So now it's like our time to give back. So I think us that together touring together brings us really close because you know one we're working

but two we're forced to be in each other's faces all the time yeah um because i'm very picky about where i appear you know and he hates that if my husband could have it his way i would be by his side every appearance and i'm like you signed up to be a country music star not me okay I have a house that I make content in and I'm completely happy with that um and so now my new thing is is like I'm going on tour with you you got me for three months fucking straight don't ask me for anything else you know but I love my husband and I mean like he's my best fucking friend. So I think that when it is just so natural, you don't really have to focus on keeping it spicy. You guys just do, you know, and it's like,

but I really do feel like your nighttime routine. Yeah. Finding your day dates that you guys do. Those are important. Yeah. Which we're going to do those day dates on tour. We promise each other that once a month, on while on tour if not more we'll try to sneak away and just have a date in like a different city and when i truly mean it's like just you too people don't realize like you really

don't bring anyone with you we try not to bring security yeah we don't want to bring unless like on tour we'll probably have to bring security but like while we're at home at least we can yeah kind of sneak around and we know where we can go and not all right are we done we are done guys all right we'll ask you guys next week some more ask tell where do they go to leave their listen man i don't know if you guys know this or not but we've got a patreon and it's pretty fucking popping we are about to hit 200 000 200 000 members baby can't wait i'm so excited i love everyone over there i know you guys are fucking wild they're so funny when the lie detector thing was they're like where is it yeah show it to me now and it's so crazy just to give you guys insight on the back end once we upload it uh patreon has to do like their thing is what i

like to call it we have no control over that. Yeah. It could sit in process for 20 minutes and it could sit in process for two hours. We have zero control over that. So if it's like a small delay, it is definitely not us. Yeah. We love our Patreon family though. So if you guys want to be a part of this, ask, tell, confess that we're doing weekly

now, go over to patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and just join the family because that's what we are over there. We're just a freaking family. We love everyone. And we love you guys. And we have tiers for everybody. 5, 10, 15 and 22. Each tier comes with a lot of shit.

Even the $5 one does. The minute you subscribe, you unlock years and i literally mean years of content yeah it's not just like like most patreons and this isn't me talking shit about other people's patreons but they don't post as much content as we do we post a lot and then especially being on tour you guys are gonna have feel like you're literally on tour with us because that's all we're gonna do is post post shit for you guys. And we're always in the chat. So you have direct contact with us. Yes. All right.

Love you guys. Talk to you later. Bye.