Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Don’t Give Away Your Birth Chart

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

The gals are back from tour and ready for this week’s Ask, Tell, Confess! Hailee kisses (and tells) what it’s like smooching Bunnie, there’s a poop bandit on the loose at a listener’s work, and Bunnie’s breaking down the dos and don’ts of reading your birth chart. Plus, she’s got strong feelings about why she avoids public condiments like the plague.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome to another Ask, Tell, Confess. 10 seconds. What's my longest record record i don't even remember oh that one you went on and it didn't stop i must have taken a really good breath you had to yeah yeah man we are on our way to film right now we are literally all dolled up and nowhere to go all right so this is how much how dedicated we are to you guys that literally we swing by the studio on our way to work yep to work so we love you guys not over here trying to make you guys feel bad or anything but you should feel bad i'm just kidding totally kidding what's up guys we're fucking off tour we can finally announce it right yep we are off tour um we're done that's a wrap jay has about two more weeks and but other than that i am so

thankful to be home i literally went through my house like a wild banshee like the tasmanian double cleaning everything up i got that laundry room in shape i ordered new dog water bowls i ordered chandeliers i'm fucking i'm i'm it's getting weird is the waterfall going away oh it's going away i hate that i hate it dude the thing drizzles water like a pond in our fucking laundry room all the time it's the loudest no it's terrible water ball never buy one of those waterfall dog bowls it just i do it so that the water doesn't get stagnant so I got another a different kind of waterfall one but it's like an updated one and it's really cool I'll show

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makes me want to gouge my eyes i know i got a phone call asking about uh 2025's plans i said let me let me chill out figure out who ron he said i need to know the exact dates you guys are coming to tour i said ron you're gonna need to chill the fuck dates you guys are coming to tour. I said, Ron, you're going to need to chill the fuck out. Yeah. Ron, I'm going to need you to give us till after Thanksgiving. I was like, that's a lot. No, my book, you know, a lot of you guys keep asking about my book. My book is coming out. We have now finally decided on a name.

Can we announce it? Son of a bitch. Why can't we announce it? Well, you can say it, but we'll ask Jen to bleep it if she says no. Okay. If I'm not allowed to announce it, I'm sorry, guys. But it's called... Yeah, baby. And it's just literally me taking all the...

You getting to see Alyssa instead of Bunny and hearing my life story. It's the most raw version of you. Yeah, it's the most raw version. A lot of you guys do know a little bit about the story, but I think there's a ton of details that you guys don't know that you're going to read in this book and you're going to be like, oh, that's why she's the way she is. I've known you now going on seven years, I believe. I didn't know half that stuff. Yeah.

I read. And there's so much more. I know the first like 10,000 words. I was like, what? Yeah. like 10 000 words i was like what yeah i don't know if everybody around me is just gaslighting me or pump faking me but everybody that reads the beginning of the book is like i can't put this down no like i want to read more and like of course you know hearing that you want to be like oh my gosh but then at the same time it's like i look at it and it doesn't to me it's not much because i lived

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before i have bangs fuck my life this question's for haley how was it kissing bunny this person said i can't stop trying to figure out what that face was um i heard a um soft a moment in which she sucked your bottom lip in the video i did did you that's why you look like that because i went out first of all let me just i know you guys have heard us talk about hayley's fucking gaitam am i allowed to say that because she literally it's it's like yeah it's a whole it's a whole lore there's a whole lore to her gaitam and one minute she will be she'll walk by me on the bus i don't have a bra she will full-on grab a titty oh no problem she'll fucking try to swipe my hoot if i walk past her and she's naked she'll

back up into it and then other times up into me before we got here yeah and then other times she tries to act like i think there's two sides to her and that's the gemini in her and she tries to act like she doesn't like it and it's like bitch please i asked her today because when i was rubbing her titty when she was doing my makeup i was like did you miss me she's like actually yeah she's like it's weird to go do regular people and they're not groping me i gotta make small talk it's okay when i do it yeah i gotta initiate it but if someone gets too close to me i can't you oh yeah we're holding hands by the way i know i'm like what are you talking about as you guys are holding hands as you guys are holding hands on the couch She's over there talking shit I'm not gay at all

So do you guys see How she plays this little role It's gonna take the right person Just to flip that switch And it's either gonna be good or bad Either she's never going to joke around again Or someone's gonna turn her I wanna hook her up with one

You know which one I'm talking about Girl? Bump them clams baby Someone's going to turn her I want to hook her up with one You know which one I'm talking about Girl? Yeah No, no, terrified Bump them clams, baby No Clam bumping No Muff diving

Yeah I'm going to close up shop Oh, don't sew it up It's like a Venus flytrap It was like the Iron Curtains the other day Haley's vagina is like a Venus flytrap When it opens, it's like But then when she gets all scared, it's like a Venus flytrap. It was like the Iron Curtains the other day. Haley's vagina is like a Venus flytrap. When it opens, it's like... But then when she gets all scared, it's like...

Clams closed. No, not the predator mouth. Predator mouth pussy. Predator puss? Not the predator puss. Can't do it. Can't do it. Speaking of, someone wants to know about your christmas song

well that's the i was texting us did we say something wrong okay oh my god did you hear this already um anytime i publish this text i'm like i get nervous christmas song is ready baby we're about to film the uh the um video to it it's called called Come Here, Cowboy. Yeah. It's so cute. It's just a little cute little country song. And I can't wait for you guys to hear it. We're probably going to release it,

planning on releasing it November 22nd. And then the video will be released the first week of December. Yeah. We're excited. I'm so excited for this. This is like, that was such a fun and creative process and i would do it time and time again yeah no i'm ready i i'm so excited to just get it out into the ether

well let me see what i got over here off of uh patreon little astel confessive you asked a few memes how does one go about reading their birth chart it's not easy and i have been into astrology pretty much my entire life and i'm just now getting familiar with it but if you want to read if you want to like do your birth chart just go to cafeastrology.com it's so easy type in your name your birth date and um the time that you were born you have to know the exact time you were born or it's not going to give you an accurate reading and where and then it will break it down for you and you will have you know it breaks it down like your sun sign moon sign venus sign and then from there you can just study google learn questions like i'm still learning everything it

also does a little breakdown at the bottom too. So you can learn a little bit about it, but you really got to do your other research of like why and what. It's so much like just learn the basics first. Like learn what your sun represents, learn what your moon represents, learn what you're rising Venus, um,

your, your, um, North and South nodes, like learn all of that first, then learn about the houses the houses is what's confusing because you have your like my son is in my second house and I believe my moon is in my fourth not exactly positive but like it's just it means everything everything has

a meaning so it's like if you really want to get into somebody's psyche study their fucking birth chart that's why I'm offended my birth chart is online because people are not, it's really, you're not supposed to personal thing. You're not supposed to post your birth charts. That's why when I saw all these people on Tik TOK doing that trend of like posting their birth charts, I was like,

Holy shit. Like this is like giving away your social security number, but these are like a case shaker records and shit. So yeah, but also learn about yourself and then you can learn about others because like uh we just learned about yours well i have a stellium we just found out and then you just found out you have an aries stellium yeah which is fucking wild i don't think i've ever met anybody who has an aries stellium but don't i have two don't i have

what was the other one i think cap did you have a cap stellium too yeah or an aquarius i had two yeah yeah but what did we find out about yours yet like something about a gemini gemini you i don't know but i do know i found someone that has almost the same birth chart as me yeah that's crazy weird like separated at birth crazy but you when you get in the same room as you guys, you totally get it. That's crazy. I know. Like, it's like looking at a male version of you. Yeah.

It's wild. The Poop Bandit, the beauty glitch, wrote in and said, I work at a facility that has well over 300 men on each shift. Ugh. That's disgusting. Okay, first of all, ugh. That's a lot of wiener. And we all have to use porta potties

i couldn't do it i would shit in the ground i would dig a hole and shit in the ground um well one day we get told that there is a guy going around smearing poop on the handles and walls and even putting poop in the hand sanitizer of the porta potties that he had been doing this well over a week, even at the ones we use. They couldn't catch the guy because he cut the lines to the cameras and it's been over a month and still no sign. So needless to say, our buttholes are clenched together tighter than Fort Knox at work. What would you do? Do you agree? It took them over a week to tell us.

I would be shitting in bags literally now that we shit in bags on the fucking door put a bag in it and poop there's no difference in a porta potty literally dude i would fucking shit in my car i don't like porta potties to begin with i can't go in one i don't want to smell all of that no oh my god i can't do it i'd shit my pants before shooting in a porta potty when i first met my husband he used to tell me that his fantasy was having sex with a girl in a porta potty that's i was like it doesn't surprise me i was like tell me i was like tell me you're a fucking juggalo without telling me you're a juggalo that is some juggalo shit that they would do at the gathering right yeah that is shout out to our juggalos and juggalettes we love you guys um

but yeah i just i can't do it porta potties disgust me i just feel like you're sitting in like sitting no i just meant like when you go in one it's like being in like first of all shit coffin you better not be sitting on a fucking port there are people out there that sit no yes no yeah i'm sure what if somebody has like open sores on their ass or their butt cheeks oh my god or if the dude uses it and misses and pisses but you gotta think whenever you like drop something and that backwater comes back up on you oh god i can't do it have you seen the people who fall in them wait what what what did you just say have you ever seen the like videos um those are going in our group chat next time i've seen the videos what did you just say when someone

falls in it okay first of all what the fuck how are they falling in a porta potty yeah what do you mean they push them over in it? Yeah. Oh God, no. Like they used to do on Jackass. No, I can't. I can't. I cannot.

I cannot. Oh God. Walking in there. I'm literally, I can't do it. I just watched a fight on my, um, I'm just telling you guys, my IG reels are above and Can we talk about IG reels? Bro, mine is basically rotten.com. I am so scared of what is going to pop

up on my ig reels first of all you will delete girls sex workers their fucking pages because they're literally wearing like bikinis but there's straight up people i see at least seven people die every day i can't that's not my fyp you're you got weird shit oh yeah i don't speak that into my life anytime somebody says some weird shit around my phone i'm like no sir i don't want that in my feed no thank you like it scares me mine is wild mine's like crusty toenails yeah some old guy that's like mine has like crusty toenails or like it's mine's more like gross and like poop and stuff like that mine is very violent poop yeah because that's a you thing good i would rather that than seeing somebody croak yeah no i

watched these two girls fight in a porta potty the other day like door open and she had her like in the toilet just oh yeah yeah i saw that too that was at a at one of those country concerts yes and she's wearing white boots they call her white boots yeah i love her she's got she has a tiktok i love it no she's awesome i love her she fucking whooped that girl's ass dude she whooped ass in that porta potty no it was crazy but you know see what i'm talking about nothing good happens in fucking porta potties nothing don't go into porta potties they're disgusting yeah so if you guys haven't learned anything today on this fucking ass tell confess do not go into porta potties but to answer that lady's question one yes i would have been pissed off if my if my employer did not tell me that somebody was putting poop in the hand sanitizer that's why i don't

fucking use hand sanitizer when you guys try to give me hand sanitizer mine doesn't have shit i don't yeah i don't poop in mine i know but what if you left your bag fucking somewhere and god could you imagine someone trying to poop in that small of a hole? I mean, all they gotta do is just... Mine's so tiny and like, no. I'm just saying, I don't use community salt and pepper shakers. I don't use community like Tabasco's. Anything that can open up in a restaurant, I don't use.

I will sit there and suffer. I'll eat the plainest food and have the driest mouth. There's no way that I'm fucking using any of that shit. People are weird now, man. They are. People are fucking weird. Yeah. It's so sad that we have to think like that.

But honestly, people just are, you know, they don't have good intentions. There's something wrong. Doesn't make me a weirdo because I don't trust nobody, you know? Don't trust a hoe. All right. You guys ready to go film? Let's go film. Let's go skedaddle.

Are we allowed to say who we're filming with? No. We're not even allowed to say the beginning, so we're probably going to cut that. I've been saying ****. No, we just don't want to get in trouble. They don't know what it's for, and we're not going to get in trouble. I've been saying it on freaking Patreon. Yeah, but that's Patreon. This is public.

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