Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Drop the Penis Pump Bro

Episode Date: February 21, 2025

Wow. Ask, Tell, Confess is in full force this week with hidden camera confessions, Bunnie finding her long-lost scissor (clipper) sister, and a blue-collar babe who literally puts her back in...to the job. Bunnie also discovers her cow loves '90s rap, Meme finds purpose on the farm, and Hailee knows how to have a good night.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:03:38 Hello everybody, welcome to another Ask, Tell, Confess. Hello everybody, welcome to another Ask, Tell, Confess. Hello everybody, welcome to another AskTale. Come. Venge. Trachi even joined in on that one. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
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Starting point is 00:04:28 they have updates in their life, you know? And it just so happens that their lives are fucking dramatic, so here we are. But yeah, anyways, I hope you guys listen to the season nine episode drop and tell me what you think about it. Yeah. How's everybody doing? I want to go home to my farm animals right fucking now.
Starting point is 00:04:46 I'd really like a steak right about now. I would like that too. Two different, two different. Wish you got me thinking that I want to see my cows. I want to eat a cow. Fucking animal eater. What did you order? Yeah, what did you get?
Starting point is 00:05:02 I ordered a salad with croutons. I also got, what else did you order? Yeah, what did you get? I ordered a salad with croutons. I also got, what else did I get? Mashed potatoes. And? Keep going. What else? I think I might've got like a shrimp cocktail, a lobster tail.
Starting point is 00:05:17 What are the two other things that are on that order? Maybe just a burger and a steak. There it is. I seriously miss my farm animals, though. This is my first day being away from them and like a couple weeks and I'm like so upset that I'm not going to get to see them tonight. I'm gonna have to go see them in the dark. Oh, I take flashlights out there.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I'm scared. Oh, they're so little. They can't get over the fence. Yeah, to see you. I look and plop his head on top of the fence. Yeah, probably. Do we love the old door? Oh yes, that too. I also haven't seen my husband in two weeks. I'm starting to get honoree. She told me she's going to try to put the cows in the pool. Yes. I heard cows can Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I wanted to just feel it out.
Starting point is 00:06:06 I was wondering if it was like melodies that was getting them or, you know, like, I don't know, but he really loves him. Some Joe to see and some fucking shy, but anyways, um, I'm going to try the, the, what was the name of the song? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:19 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
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Starting point is 00:06:32 so that I can go sit out there with them at a table. I figure I'll start reading a book or something, you know, or maybe write in my next book. You never know. Don't they love Sinead? Yeah, they might like a little Sinead, but Crunch loved it. He stayed by my side the entire time. He loved the music. Yeah, loved might like a little shot. I, but crunch loved it. He stayed by my side the entire time. He loved the music.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Yeah. I loved the music. So we'll, we'll try the Beethoven symphony. The one that they say that like, but I also heard that cows love to swim. So you guys already know what's going down in my pool in the summertime. Come on a little gate in the little beach area
Starting point is 00:07:02 and just let them splash splash in there. Yeah. Oh God. What if he takes a big old dump in there? Because you know, it's fishing out. No, not like that. We get pools for them in their little run. Yeah, they got to have a pool. We got to get them their own pools. A few. We're going to have a few on the property.
Starting point is 00:07:19 They're going to have a spacious little area like these guys are going to live a little those little like plastic pools oh with the slide i'm just scared crunchy i'll try to eat the plastic he tries to eat plastic out of my hand all the time we we had that issue with pablo the other day he got a hold of some cardboard yep yeah as we were building the chicken coop yeah cows aren't that smart donkeys on the other hand very smart pigs very smart donkeys no or cows or cows. No, no, not smart. Not smart. Not smart at all. So who wants to kick it off babies? I'll go ahead and kick this one off. Oh, fuck. We already knew you were going to let you
Starting point is 00:07:55 guys have a couple weeks. Okay. Okay. This girl wrote into us and said, I want to start this off by saying I know this was very wrong. Love it. Oh, I'm obsessed start this off by saying, I know this was very wrong. Love it already. Oh, I'm obsessed, right? My ears are perked. She said, hello. A few years ago, I bought a secret camera off of Amazon
Starting point is 00:08:18 that was disguised as a cell phone charger because I wanted to watch my now husband, boyfriend at time, jerking off. That's hot. Oh, I love that too. Something husband boyfriend at time jerking off. That's hot. Oh, something about it was so intriguing to me. I just wanted to see the visual of him pleasuring himself. So one day while I was out of town, when I knew he was home, I sent him a few naughty picks and then jumped on my secret camera app and watched? Dilly his dally. I feel so bad for invading his privacy like that.
Starting point is 00:08:48 I think it was the worst thing I've ever done to this day. He has no idea. I threw the camera away. I fear I will have to take this to my grave. Oh God. I would tell him I'd be like, bro. I watched you walk off and it was hot. That's I love that.
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Starting point is 00:11:32 But I walk in, he's in a closet, pumping his penis with a penis pump, trying to make his dick bigger. I'm like, what is wrong with you? Why are you doing that? Like that to me was- Why does it sound like you in closets? I, bro, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:49 But like I was home. It was the middle of the day. And he like goes in this room to just fucking get a penis pump going. Like we weren't even, it wasn't even like we were having bang time or anything like that. He just was in there pumping his dick up. And I found out that he carried the penis pump
Starting point is 00:12:06 around with him everywhere. What? Yeah. Did he need that much help? No, he had a perfect wiener. Like I didn't understand. I was like, what is happening? Like, maybe he liked the feeling of it.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Yeah, I wonder if it was like, I wonder if that was like him jerking off. Yeah. Maybe. That's what he did to get off. Maybe probably. It's like a secret that he probably was trying to take to his grave and you just stormed in on him. I never stormed in like I was really looking for the penis pump fucking weirdo.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Like, come on. I mean, no. Yeah, I wish I one day I'll tell who it was if he ever decides to come for me online. Who I think it is. Yes. Oh, wait, who do you think it is? Wait, who do you think it is? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Okay. Who do you think it was? Exactly who I thought it was. No, really believe that. No, absolutely not. He's packing. He's perfect. What? He's great in bed. Understandably, he's got a big head. Yeah, I know. Well, and so did the other one. So it was like, you know, I didn't understand.
Starting point is 00:13:16 It was just a real weird insecurity that he had. Like, how are you going to have a decent size long? I guess it's like women like when we want to pump our lips up, right? Like if our lips are too thin, we want to pump them up. Or if our ass is too women like we want to pump our lips up right like if our lips are too thin we want to pump them up or if our ass is too small we want to fucking fluff that up or get that get our into them and may seem perfect yeah yeah good perspective fuck him I'll go next. All right, go ahead, Haley. You look like you are ready to rock. I'm not. OK. I thought she said I'm not. Tell from Paige. Lenny, I know you're all the time talking about how you shaved off your vagina lip.
Starting point is 00:14:00 I mean, I don't talk about it all the time. I just you probably see the clip resurface all the time. I was around 16 and had a skin tag looking thing on my bikini line. It was bugging the crap out of me. So one day after I got out of the shower, I took fingernail clippers to it and cut it off. Listen, sister, I am what we listen, we listen and we don't judge because your friend saw her pussy lip off over here. Fingernail. Yeah, but I feel like you had intention. I tried.
Starting point is 00:14:32 I tried fingernail clippers. I couldn't get it around the meat. I did. So I had that's why I had to saw it off. But I don't like the word meat in that term. What else can you call your vagina lip? What is that? A lip?
Starting point is 00:14:48 A meat? A piece of meat? RBQ? Wow. Yeah. It's took a turn. Listen, I, we have no shame page. I'm glad that you took matters into your own hand. Now listen, disclaimer, people who are listening to this at home, do not know form surgery
Starting point is 00:15:16 on your body. I'm just a weirdo and I've had surgery on my body and I'm sorry. I'm also frugal as fuck and I'm not going to go pay fucking 15 grand and go have my pussy lip fucking shaved down. So I'm going to do it myself, you know, but ever since I did it, it hasn't came back. So I really think that from having the labiaplasty, it was just a little piece of skin that grew back. Really little scar tissue. Yeah, essentially what it was. But well, it wasn't aesthetically pleasing and it had to get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:15:42 So Paige, I understand. I want to know if it bled and if it hurt. It did bleed and it did hurt. It hurt. Fingernail clipper. Oh. And a skin. I want to know. Yeah, because you saw that yours. Yeah, she she just said. I mean, you probably got to just go one, two, three, and then just cut.
Starting point is 00:15:59 The manpower behind. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like your your mental capacity to be able to just. Well, first and foremost, I, as a person who has had fingernail clippers on a piece of vagina lip, it's very sharp. Those fingernail clippers are sharp. She tried to try with, okay, I tried with finger. We were just another day. You just know, I tried with fingernail clippers first and I didn't get it. And then so I had to use fucking the microdermabrasion razor, which I wish I had what I had another razor.
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Starting point is 00:18:10 Piece is priceless. I mean, if that piece comes with the fact that you might miss out on some stuff, if she's a part of that, then that's what that takes. So if she's coming to that set event, don't go to the event. Yeah. But also, it's like, look at the other people you're hanging out with, if they approve whatever she's coming to that set event, don't go to the event. Yeah. But also it's like, look at the other people you're hanging out with. If they approve whatever she's doing and support it, maybe you shouldn't be friends with them either. Listen, I am queen of retracting my energy. So if somebody is making you uncomfortable and making you feel a certain way,
Starting point is 00:18:41 disconnect from that entire situation. Disconnect from that entire situation because in the end nothing is worth risking your mental health. Yeah, absolutely. Sorry, I think Tachi's got hair in my throat. Probably because you're make out. This is my best friend. I was telling Phoebe whenever we were downstairs talking
Starting point is 00:19:04 and I said, I think we're all connected and that we all were in each other's lives multiple times. I said, I actually think this dude might've been my husband and I'm so glad that he can't talk in this life. What a good POV. Yeah, literally. I feel like Tachy and I were fucking married in another life.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Like he is perfect. I love him. Is it my turn again or your turn? This one was sent in. What? Privately. Fucking bitches. I don't know if this would be a tell or a confess, but my soul feels like it's a confess.
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Starting point is 00:19:54 I found some asshole had tightened up these bolts with all of their might. So the first two were super tight and I figured it was just two. So I got, I go ask a guy to loosen them for me. So when I started working on the next set, there's a set of four, two bolts on each side, and there was one that were the same.
Starting point is 00:20:11 But this time my pride started getting in the way, not wanting to seem helpless. I am pushing my whole lower body weight into these bolts and I get the second one off. By the third, I am literally sweating. My, I am putting my whole ass into getting these bolts off. Finally, I am on the last one and I am tired
Starting point is 00:20:32 and I am pushing as hard as I can and I feel a pop. Oh no. Where? Immediately. I think I gave myself a hernia and I am just trying to get this bolt off before the pain finally kicks in bolt comes off But it wasn't
Starting point is 00:20:49 the pain I had no idea what had just popped I Set up the new job Run to the bathroom before I get started so I can pee and as I am wiping I Accidentally graze my ass and immediately felt a stinging sensation. I immediately realized what happened. I reached down to verify and the diagnosis was I had blown out my butthole. What? I spent the next five hours walking around with my rectum hanging out until I could get home to get myself cleaned up so I could push it back in. Apparently a side effect of rectal prolapse is gas, so every time I farted it felt like my butthole was blowing a raspberry.
Starting point is 00:21:41 It can come out? Yeah, it's like in your vagina. Have you never seen what? Oh, yeah, Google vaginal prolapse and I don't have a have a good time with that Sometimes women have to get nets installed in them to keep it up Howie Mandel literally posted a prolapse but whole on his like Twitter or Instagram No, he's like asking for a friend posts a photo or Instagram. Prolapse butthole? No, he's like asking for a friend, posts a photo.
Starting point is 00:22:06 First of all, it was super hot that she is a fucking cute, tiny little thing in a man's world. I thought that was hot. I always loved when women represent. Secondly, how much pressure were you putting on your little poop shoot to do that, dude? I'm scared. Holy fucking shit. Like the visual. I'm like, baby girl.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Yeah, that I mean, I get that you were trying to be almighty and not ask a man for help, ask a man for help. Yeah, baby. Okay, let's let them blow their buttholes out. We don't need to do that. Just still confusing. Come out. All right, we're not. It's okay. Let them blow their buttholes out. We don't need to do that. I'm just still confused I could come out. All right pull it up. No. Oh no. I'm joking. We'd have to blur it out. Oh we're not putting it on the screen but I need to show her. Like, like. We're about to eat. We're about to eat. What comes out? Look first thing I only got the P-R-O and it says prolapsed anus. What comes out the first thing only got the pro and it says prolapse to anus
Starting point is 00:23:11 Let me know when it's off the screen cuz I'm probably gonna puke I am NOT looking. Oh my Nothing about that. I'm not looking. I don't want to know. I don't want that imprinted in my pretty little brain of like I have a pink little bubbly world in here that has glitter. No, you're not ruining my world. What it look like Hailey give us a fucking play-by-play. It was like it was chewing bubble gum and went to go blow
Starting point is 00:23:42 a bubble. Oh, that's a rosebud. Yeah, it's a pro-lice. You're a fine. Some go blow a bubble. Oh, that's a rosebud. Yeah, it's a prolapse. You're a vine. Some people are into that. It's a fetish rosebud. Is rosebud and prolapsed anus the same thing? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:53 No, rosebud is when you're getting banged like anally and then the meat comes out. Yeah, that's where the prolapse is. Oh God, I never knew. Yeah. Didn't you show Taylor? Did you show Taylor Holder? A rose? Taylor Holder is so he was so grossed out.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Yeah, did you show it to him? Or Thanksgiving? I told him to look it up and he did. I get it now. You get it. I didn't get what he meant by when he showed me what a rosebud was. Oh, in the birthday video? Yeah, that went over my head and I was just like, yeah, I get it? I didn't get what he meant by, when he showed me what a rosebud was. Oh, in the birthday video?
Starting point is 00:24:26 Yeah, that went over my head and I was just like, eh, yeah, I get it. I like that he included that in the birthday. Was it bloody? Yes. No, it just showed the inner meat. The inner meat was now an outer meat. Red.
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Starting point is 00:26:29 I literally Googled Jelly Roll Grammys 2025 to try and find you guys. Should we tell them the truth? Are we allowed to tell them the truth? Are we? Oh, the Grammys was the worst award show we've ever been to. The way they treated us, not just us, it was everybody. Everyone. Everybody.
Starting point is 00:26:51 I mean, they had Taylor Swift outside in the rain. When it was over, they just pushed you guys. Yeah, and then pushed us out into puddles of water. It was just, I don't know, I didn't like the vibe. I didn't like it. And also, we're coming up on what? Our third and fourth year doing these. And I'm really picky now about what award shows I want to go to
Starting point is 00:27:11 and what I want to pour my energy into. Like, they're fun. And I love that my husband is nominated and we're so appreciative of it. But at the same time, I don't feel like we need to be seen all the time. Yeah. You know, like when we come out, I want it to be special. And the beginning, I feel like we went to every award show and it was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Starting point is 00:27:30 We're at every award show. Now it's like, I just want to be selective. And, you know, my husband's busy, I'm busy and I'm building a fucking farm. I would rather be at home with my animals than walking any red carpet. So can we put you in a Grammy dress and put you on the farm? Yes, that would be a great photo shoot. You should be full, we do her full glam. Full glam.
Starting point is 00:27:51 I'm down. Yeah. And just have like the cows and donkeys. Yeah, if we can get them all together. Just spread hella food on the ground and make them come to you and then shh shh shh. I'm down. I would love to do that
Starting point is 00:28:03 because that's where I'm at in my life right now you guys get to see us go through seasons all of us yeah I'll get to grow in front of you and right now I'm just in my I've told you guys I'm in my baby mama gardening era this is great I instead of gardening right now I'm farming so it's kind of like garden yeah I mean I'm gonna start gardening too Delaney's gonna me, but I'm focused on my animals right now. That's so awesome. Yeah, it's just, award shows are cool. What era are you in right now?
Starting point is 00:28:32 Same. Same. Farm. Just, like, I mean, I'm finally making my house a home, and I think that's like the most important thing to me. Then having the farm animals make it so much more, like Jason told me yesterday, he goes, I love to see you wake up with a purpose sometimes. He goes, and so watching you, because normally I'm kind of like you, when we wake up, it's like, this is my me time.
Starting point is 00:28:56 This is like, I'm gonna sit here and like catch up on everything I missed overnight, emails, that kind of thing. And now I move that part of my day a little bit later and I immediately get up put boots on and we're outside so he's like it's been really cool to watch you wake up with a purpose and I think that was super special I go see my animals before I eat now and you guys know how I am as soon as I wake up I have to eat yeah it's crazy though like it's almost like you feel like they need you.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Yeah. And they do, but like, are they gonna miss me if I don't get up and go see them? Every morning I scream out the bathroom window. I'm like, hey, Donkey, hey, Nelvin. He's always like, oh, fuck, here she comes. She's awake, guys. Yeah, literally.
Starting point is 00:29:42 It's like Toy Story, everyone gets ready. What era are you in? Hey, hey, making out with boys at bars. In bars. Making out with random boys at bars. It's not random and it was one boy. I had a Chris in your floor. I love it.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Listen, do more. Catch Haley out on the. Catch me outside. Yeah, if you guys want to see Haley, just go to good night Nashville. She lives there. Bunny floor. Yep. Bunny floor.
Starting point is 00:30:09 No, I'm telling you is the only thing popping on Broadway. All of Broadway. I love that. She's like, I went to two other places. It was boring. So I went back to the OG and it was popping. Great. I love it.
Starting point is 00:30:20 I would say I'm in my interior design era. Yeah. For sure. You're passionate. I think about home design and like How my living room is gonna look like mid podcast. I'll just be I Need to do this you mate you fucking decorated a bathroom and then tore it down. Yeah. Yeah, Marty I move on so fast things but also the wallpaper was shit. So the wallpaper was kind of peeling. I hate shitty wallpaper. I learned a lesson with the Vegas house
Starting point is 00:30:46 with shitty wallpaper. Yeah, but I have the perfect color. So I'm just going to get a perfect paint and Wayne Scott, my favorite thing. We love it. Yeah. So she rents the place and the guy had to come over the other day and she was like, oh my God, I didn't tell him.
Starting point is 00:31:02 I remodeled the whole place. He walks in and he's like, oh my God. Like this is incredible. I got so scared, I was like oh my god i didn't tell him i remodeled the whole place yeah he walks in and he's like oh my god like this is incredible i got so scared i was like fuck and he was like no he was like normally i walk in and it's like 10 times worse you made it 10 times like better than original and i was like okay good i was like so you don't care that i do all this he's like absolutely not this is yours do was like, oh, I'm taking out the same She heard that she's facetiming me the other night and she goes I'm gonna paint my cabinets. I said, Haley. What is eight o'clock at night? She goes Lowe's is open I'll call you back calls me from Lowe's. What about this color? I was like Haley
Starting point is 00:31:38 You really gonna go home do that? She's like, yeah calls me after she's finished There's pee pads all over the floor around it So she doesn't get paint on the floor and she's like, what, calls me after she's finished. There's pee pads all over the floor around it so she doesn't get paint on the floor. And she's like, What do you think? Paint her cabinets? Should I paint those over there too? And I was like, I mean, you're already at it. Go for it. Calls me back. They're painted. He'll probably want you to leave it like that too, because it looks so cool on the inside.
Starting point is 00:31:58 I know. I hope so. I don't want to take it down. Get away. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Changing every light fixture. Well, our food is here. I'm hungry. Bye. We're gonna go eat our cows. Oh.
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